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Heartthrob.

Heartthrob.

I'm a power guy.

I've got more than good bodies.

Keep it to the beat.

Feel my body beat.

Would it be me now?

Think it's all right?

I'm ready.

I'm set.

Oh, you've gotten wet.

I've been wet.

place that I got for all of us. I'm fucking fabulous.

I got a condominium right by the beach.

And what do you know about fabulous?

Hey, you never been here before either.

Well, yeah, but the brochure says so.

The brochure! And they never lie.

Brochures don't lie, do they?

Besides, the agents in this place are sprawling with girls.

Beautiful ones.

You know, the girls who work at the airlines, they live there.

That's what I like. Hot and cold wanting to do what this is. Yeah, I'll tell you

what. Let's stop and get some booze on the way.

And give him a little high and we'll all get over.

Oh, get him high and we'll all get over?

Where'd you learn that, huh, nephew?

My brother teach you that? That's nasty stuff.

Besides, you don't have to worry about that.

The agent told me he's back at the refrigerator with your basic three food

groups. Miller, Bud, and Lone Brow. Hey!

Now you make a right turn right at the head of that not the medium over there,

huh? What do you think guys? Huh? Nice the guys over the mountain made it to

us now, huh?

And bingo that's that spot over there

They told her off to the smart guy. He could find it.

All right.

New neighbors.

Oh, my God.

They all look like they're over 40. They've got to be at least in their 40s.

my God.

How did they let those people move in here?

Maybe they're not too bad.

We need some new neighbors.

That's only a small sample of what we got in store for us. Yeah.

So keep your dicks in your pants for now, eh?

You know, this is the first time I get to go anywhere.

Yeah, me too.

And let me tell you, I'm going to have a hell of a good time. Yeah, me too.

My little buddy, did I send you the hot phone number?

Boys, you're just going to have to do without me.

Oh, look at this place. It's gorgeous.

Glad you like it, huh?

What are you talking about?

All you ever need?

Hey, hot stuff, this is your first convention, just like the rest of us.

But you behave yourself.

Besides, why are you talking like that anyway? Is that how my brother raised

you? Come on, I'm not a kid anymore.

I work for the company now, too.

It'll live up to your reputation, right?

Oh, wow.

When you put it like that, I mean, you see how this kid soft -soaps me? You

listen to this?

When I was your age, I used to fuck anything with hair between his legs.

Don't you go telling that to my sister -in -law, or I'll smack you silly.

I wanna... Hey!

Come on up!

I don't like them all.

Crazy.

Jeez. I don't like that.

I don't like that.

It is going to be the final.

I think we all deserve a drink.

Yeah, sure.

All right, I'll go and get them. I think I'm going to call Monica.

Oh,

Romeo, eh?

Watch this, kid.

Show me some style.

He's got all the moves, man. He's got all the moves.

Monica, this is Sam.

I'm a good friend of Jack Krupski.

I'm here in town at 826 -9720, and

I'd like you to give me a call.

Jack's been saying such wonderful things about you.

Thanks.

Well?

Fucking machine.

Machine? Yes.

Well, guys, here is the beer.

Thanks. Cheers.

This is warm.

Yeah, we're going to tell you that, guys. I'm sorry. Our agent is an anus.

remembered to buy the beer, but he forgot to plug in the refrigerator.

Who cares, huh?

We're in Honolulu, right? Right.

Gentlemen, I propose a toast to the Amalgamated Cosmetics Company.

All right. And to its president, J .D., that team pastor.

Oh,

and to Shocking Pink, our first successful product line.

Yeah, what a great fucking idea, isn't it? Look at this stuff.

It's the right color.

It looks like.

Smells like.

Tastes like.

Feels like.

Yum,

yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

All right, Dad. What do you say? Let's get in our suits and hit the beach.

All right. Let's do it. Come on.

Let's go.

What?

Thank you.

It's over there.

Jumping up and down.

Half my age, but I'd sell my soul just to be with

her for one night.

I don't know about you guys, but I've never been anywhere.

Now I'm somewhere and I'm still nowhere.

I'm drunk.

I'm gonna go and play frisbee.

What was he talking about?

Hey, you all right there?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a little tired. That's all.

Hey, look, guys.

Fuel Park's got a boner.

Hey, what's the matter? You never seen a nice young chick before?

Nice shirt, guys. What a shitty thing to say.

What do you mean, what a shitty thing to say? Whose side are you on anyway?

Leave me alone.

What do you want, young dick or old dick?

Out of your way.

Guys, I'm Bush.

You know?

You look Bush.

Those girls are cute, man. I think those young guys are, you know, changing

their fucking ass. You know what I'm saying? They just look bad. Look, I

know about you guys.

I'm going to get some exercise.

I think I've had enough exercise.

I need a doctor or something.

You look after yourself, bitch, you know?

And you know what? I'm just going to go in with Monica and try her again.

Great. I think I'm going to sit here and finish my beer and go take a pee.

Good.

I can hear it. Listen louder.

It's us from next door.

Rachel, Pam, and Gorla.

We came up here to ask you guys something.

What are you dressed like that for in the middle of a date?

Well, you see, we have these dates tonight with a couple of old farts, like

one you're with.

And so we borrowed all these fits just to turn them on.

Like, you gotta be drugged.

Will you shut up?

What can I do for you?

We need your advice.

You think this stuff will turn them on?

Do you like these little g -strings?

Do guys like these?

Do these turn guys on?

Do you like them?

Very much.

Dress is too hot to wear.

Oh, I agree.

And I want you to see all my lingerie.

Do you like this?

Uh -huh.

Then you can have it.

You like my dress?

Oh, yeah.

You think it's sexy?

I do.

What about these?

You like these?

Uh -huh.

I bet you'd like to squeeze them.

I would.

Would you like to see more?

Sure. I bet you would.

Little Bo, keep stopping.

What about this?

You think you'd like this?

Boo.

Don't say I have small boobs. What do you think?

Ooh, you like this, hmm?

Mm -mm.

Yeah.

Mm -mm.

Ooh, wheezy.

How do you like this?

That's very pretty.

I'll bet you wish this was you over here.

You bet it is.

I like my hot pink.

That feels good.

Could you?

Why don't you just relax?

We know just what you need.

Do you have something hard?

Hard? I got something real hard.

Why don't you just lay down on this hard surface?

I think the problem's in your mattress.

You know what time it is, girls?

Oh, you've got to help me, ma 'am. I think I've got sand crabs nibbling on my

dick.

Oh,

please get me out, ma 'am. My friend... A tape?

Of what?

Well, step back, because it's time for the main course.

You've got to help me out of here.

Oh, my goodness.

You know,

I could do this a lot better if you let me out.

That's not the point.

Oh, shit.

Look who's coming.

Oh, whoa.

We've got to get the hell out of here. No, don't.

Please, let me out first.

My friend's burying me. You've got to help me out. Please. Oh, girls, don't do

this to me.

Just a goose.

Oh, you like that? Now you.

Oh,

damn. Could be important.

Can you watch my spot right here, please?

I'm right there.

Don't lose that spot now.

You too.

Hello.

Oh, hold on a second.

Oh, you got to be real quiet. It's the boss.

Yeah, hi there, J .D. How's everything?

Oh, yeah, they're at the convention center right now working real hard.

Oh, me?

Oh, I was just here having lunch.

Okay, I'll be looking out for them. Right. Ryan and Thornton.

From New York. Right.

No problem. I'll be looking for them.

Yeah, we'll make it work. No problem. Yeah, you can trust me. You know, I'm

at business.

Right. Yeah, think pink. Yeah, you too.

That's what I was doing.

Okay, bye -bye now.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Would you?

You like that?

Yeah.

You like that?

Tricia Ryan.

All right.

I've been expecting you. Come on in.

No, don't. One second. No, we'll just talk here.

Hey, aren't you the photographer who's supposed to shoot a layout on us this

morning? Yes, the office just called. Just spoke to J .D. I am their top shirt

above. Cameraman Parak Salak.

But I have a problem. I see with the exception of a little Polaroid, I have

cameras. I left them in Nebraska, so I'll have to go buy a couple.

Well,

Nebraska, we're the Shocking Pink Girls.

And as far as equipment goes, we have it all in the car.

So, uh, let's call that Shutterstock.

Why not?

This is Sam, Jack's friend.

Would you?

That would be great.

Yeah, I can find it.

Sure. I'll meet you there in about an hour.

Come on in.

Hi. I just thought I would come by and bring you a little painkiller.

Painkillers.

But you had a date or something, didn't you?

Well, you were on the way.

This must be really liberated times or something. You bringing him the

champagne. He must be really special or something, huh?

Yeah, well, I guess he kind of is.

But not champagne special.

He's more like jug wine special.

to drink all this off me. You bet.

Oh, yeah.

I never liked champagne before, you know that?

You do now.

Oh, wow.

That feels good.

Yeah.

Great.

We do that to you.

Part of your nursing, huh?

Yeah, take it all the way. Take it all the way. Yeah.

Hey,

tell you what, let's go jump in the tub and get cleaned up.

Yeah, a hot bath would do you some good.

I'll help you up.

Be careful now.

It's cold.

No, it's not.

the slipper.

Thank you.

And I also wanted to let you know that I don't think it should end just yet.

Uh, no, it shouldn't end just yet, no.

So why don't you give Liz some cash there and send her home?

And we can go back to my hotel room. I have such a long way to travel for you.

Yeah, I think that's a great idea, yeah.

After all, this is your last night in Hawaii, and we would want to make it

memorable, won't we?

We should, yeah.

I think that's great.

I'll go talk to her as soon as I get her in private, all right?

Well, move it.

Uh,

that's good.

Uh, thanks.

Uh,

uh, give us a nice little smile.

One second.

I got to talk to you for a minute here.

Could you do me a favor?

Sure. I'm sorry I couldn't refuse you.

I really had a ball today.

Get some.

Thanks. I had a great time with you girls, too.

You know, I've worked with a lot of photographers, but none handles a sheet

quite like you do.

I mean, you can just be through all that stuff and look right into a woman.

But I bet all the models tell you that.

Yeah, they do. All the time.

You see, I try to transcend the technique in order to achieve true art.

You're quite a philosopher.

You transcend technique to achieve art.

Did you do that in your lovemaking as well?

That's where I first learned the notion.

Well, let's wrap up this shoot and go to my motel room. I have some John Perry

on there.

We could celebrate your last night on the island.

Yeah, that sounds like a... Great idea.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. So that's how you get rid of her. You friggin' photographers think

can fuck any model anytime you fucking want to. Well, I'm telling you one

buddy. Let me explain. So you and him, what kind of church do you think I am?

Let me explain. Just fuck off. Yeah.

Come on, let's go, Chad.

Girls, how are they going to get home?

I fucked up.

We had a nice girl -to -girl talk.

We both want to.

And we've decided to share.

Wow.

That's wild.

Oh, gosh.

So, let's go.

Shutterbug.

You know what?

This is becoming some bacon.

Bye. Bye.

I want it all.

Want to suck on the baby?

Want to suck it?

Oh, God, you feel so good.

You're going to be right on again. Come on.

All right. All

right,

baby. Shake it.

Shake it.

Wiggle.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, so deep.

Oh, pump back at it.

Wow.

Thank you, Shutterbug.

Why don't you give me a minute?

I'm sure it'll be worth it.

I'm sure it will.

Well, what do you think?

Speechless, huh?

Well, I'll talk my way out of it.

You're pretty funny.

You look very sexy.

Well, why don't you come over here and show me how sexy I am?

I think I just will.

Wait a minute.

Let's not rush into things.

What do you mean?

You can do anything you want. French, Greek, English. We just need to talk

business first.

Business? What do you mean by business?

Jack didn't tell you?

You mean you are a... Oh, sorry.

Wait, please stay.

Just get the hell out of my way. I mean it. No charge.

Listen, you may not understand this. I don't understand this. But tonight it

real.

Real?

What the hell do you know about real?

Tonight's not for the money, it's not for pity, and it's not for friendship.

Tonight's just for me.

Boom.

Oh.

I love you.

That's right.

Suck it. Yeah, come on.

Oh, God.

God, you'll never feel so good.

Oh, oh, God, come on.

Oh, oh.

Hey, what the hell?

Hey, it's one of those old farts, man. What is he doing?

Is he trying to get his rock off or something?

Killer head job.

Don't you wish you could get a head job like that? That's my girlfriend.

Nice ass, huh?

Hey, old man, have you ever had a virgin?

No, I haven't. It's real nice, let me tell you. The bodies are nice, young,

tight.

You're lucky I'll save you sloppy seconds, okay?

It's so hard for you, baby. I'm so turned on. You're going to love this.

My nose. Come on. Put it over here.

That was just a taste of what you have over there. Come on. I know you're going

to love it. Just lay down, you little virgin.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to love this.

No.

No, stop.

Damn it. Don't do that.

Stop it. Come on. You know you love it.

Tell me how much you want it. Hey, kid, hey.

Hey, the lady said for you to stop.

Hey, pal, the lady said for you to stop. What's your problem, dude?

The lady asked you to stop, pal.

You get off on watching, don't you? You shut

your piehole ass pipe. I'll screw your fucking

head and shit in it. My brother's a cop, man. You're in jail, buddy.

You better watch out because the cops are on you right now.

You're out.

You're not going to get away with this.

Who do you think you are anyway?

Damn it.

I want you to make love to me.

I'd be taking advantage of you.

Don't you find me attractive?

Oh, yes.

Sure I do.

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

That's just it. I don't want to be a girl anymore.

I want you to teach me how to be a woman.

I want you to make love to me.

I'm old enough to be your father.

You're old enough to teach me how to make love.

I don't want a boy. I want a man. I want a very, very special man.

Shalom.

oh yeah

will come

What are you doing?

You have to leave in about 20 minutes for the airport.

Howard, do me a favor, would you?

Go into J .D.'s office tomorrow morning. Tell him I have this great new idea for

the shocking pink ad campaign.

Have him go to the art department and make up a tube of it all about, say,

big.

Then have him shove it up his ass, pal.

Fred,

what are you doing?

Don't be an asshole, Fred. You're going to give up a good job and security for

what?

Excuse me, ma 'am. A pizza nookie?

He must be out of his mind.

Good, man. Crazy.

Yeah, crazy.

Like a fox.

Fuck it!

Sample every vine.

Keep it to the beat.

Feel my body heat.

Put it deep inside.

Take me for a ride.