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There is a fifth dimension
beyond that which is known to man-
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it is a dimension as fast as
space and as timeless as infinity-
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it is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science and superstition,
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and it lies between the pit of mans fears,
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and the summit of his knowledge-
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this is the dimension of imagination-
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it is an area which we
call the twilight zone.
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Let's see you pay for your drink
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in your own inimitable fashion, huh?
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A song, denton.
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How about it?
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♫ How dry i... ♫
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Come on now. Come on, denton.
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Get up.
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Come on, denton.
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♫ How dry I am ♫
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♫ how dry I am ♫
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Charlie, can't you break that up?
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♫ Nobody knows ♫
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I don't like it any more than you do.
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The misery they give that guy out there.
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♫ How dry I am ♫
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♫ nobody cares ♫
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♫ how dry I am ♫
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Come on, let's go in and
have some music, men.
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Portrait of a town drunk named al denton-
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this is a man who's begun his dying early-
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a long, agonizing route
through a maze of bottles-
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al denton, who would probably give
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an arm or a leg or a part of his soul
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to have another
chance-to be able to rise up
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and shake the dirt from his body
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and the bad dreams that
infest his consciousness-
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in the parlance of the
times, this is a peddler-
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a rather fanciful-looking little man
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in a black frock coat-
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and this is the third principal
character of our story-
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its function,
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perhaps to give mr-al
denton his second chance-
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How you doing, al?
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How do, miss Smith?
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You packing a gun now?
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This isn't mine.
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I found it right over there.
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Somebody must have dropped it.
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You were pretty good with a
gun in your day, weren't you?
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That was a long time ago, miss Smith-
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well, you know something?
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This is the first time
I've held a gun since...
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I can't remember how long it's been.
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Too much of that, isn't it?
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Yep.
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Why, al?
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Why do you have to drink so much?
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I really don't know.
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I just got the habit
one day and kept to it.
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Wait a minute, boys.
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Here we go again, fellas.
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Let's hear our little songbird.
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Hey, denton!
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Three choruses of how dry I am-
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let's hear it!
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Al, don't do it-
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he'll give me a drink, miss Smith.
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The devil with him. I
can give you one, too,
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and you won't have to do that for it.
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♫ How dry I am ♫
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♫ how dry I am ♫
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♫ nobody knows ♫
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♫ how dry I ♫
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All right-
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come on, rummy-go on and get your drink-
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you been a good boy.
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Wait a minute, denton.
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Hey, gunner!
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Hey! Where did you get the artillery?
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I... found it
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I found it right over there in the street.
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Is that a fact?
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Hey.
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Bet it's a long time since you
used one of those, huh, rummy?
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Yeah. A long time.
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Maybe you could use it now.
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Yeah. Maybe you could even outdraw me.
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No, I wouldn't know how to use it anymore.
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Well, lets see you try-
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come on. You and me will draw.
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All right, cut it out-its
not funny anymore-
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get away, Liz. We're
having a showdown here.
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Come on, gunner.
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Dan, stop it!
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Dan, Liz is right.
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Go on back to the bar.
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Can't you see we got private business here?
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Listen, Dan.
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Come on.
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Come on out here.
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Come on, rummy.
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Come on!
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I'm going to give you a break, rummy-
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I'm going to do it left-handed.
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Miss Smith, tell him.
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Please tell him.
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Please, miss Smith. Explain to him...
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Miss Smith, please tell
him it was an accident.
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I don't want any trouble. Mr. Hotaling.
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That was shooting, al!
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Come in and get a drink. It's on the house.
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Did you get your eye back, al?
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You been practicing or something?
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I ain't seen shooting like
that. Since I don't know when.
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Against hotaling too.
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It isn't even mine.
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Drinks on the house!
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Hey, rummy!
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Face me, denton!
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It was an accident, Mr. Hotaling.
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I'm gonna get this right in your stomach.
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Dan, give him a break.
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I didn't mean to...
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I didn't even mean to...
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I didn't even mean to...
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Mr. Denton, maybe you'd
let us buy you a drink.
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What did you call me?
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Uh, I didn't mean no offense.
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I just asked you what you called me.
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Nothing. Nothing, Mr. Denton.
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I didn't call you anything.
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That's what you called me.
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Mr- denton.
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He called me mister, Charlie.
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Here you are, al.
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No, thanks-
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I've had enough.
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I think I'll go out and get a shave.
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And don't call me rummy anymore!
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Al?
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I think everything's
going to be all right now-
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understand?
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Charlie says you're as good
with a gun now as you ever were.
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That's what Charlie says, huh?
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I was good.
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I was real good.
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I was so good that, once a day
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someone would ride into town
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to make me prove it.
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And every morning
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I'd start my drinking a few minutes earlier
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until one morning
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the guy who asked me to prove it
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turned out to be 16 years old.
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I left him there on his face
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right there in front of the saloon.
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I left him there, bleeding to death
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with my bullet in him-
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I guess it'll start all over again now.
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Every fast and fancy man who owns a gun
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will come riding in down that street.
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Only this time, it'll be me face down
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bleeding to death.
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I think I'll go in and get a shave.
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I want to look proper on the day I die.
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A tall man. Doesn't usually wear his gun.
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Blond hair.
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Who does that describe?
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It describes a man named al denton.
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He supposed to be top
gun here. Would that be you?
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That would be me.
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I got a message for you, denton,
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coming from Pete Grant-
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well, let's hear the message.
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He'll be in town tomorrow night at 10:00.
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He'll meet you over in the saloon.
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You tell him,
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you tell him there's no call.
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Tell Mr. Grant I'll be
there tomorrow night.
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I'll wait for his pleasure.
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It's just what it'll be.
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It didn't take any time at all.
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Just time enough for one shave.
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http://hiqve.com/
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Evening, Mr. Denton.
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I can't use anything.
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How's that?
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I can't use anything.
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You're a peddler, aren't you?
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Oh, yes. Dealer in everything.
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Utensils, herbs, medicine,
liniments and tonics.
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Farm implements, clothing,
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and potions-
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oh, yes. Potions.
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Kind of a sideline, you might say.
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Fate's the name. Henry j. Fate.
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And you're al denton.
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And you're running away.
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You shouldn't, you know.
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You shouldn't run away.
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I shouldn't.
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Yeah. I guess you're right.
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I shouldn't run away.
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I should stay here and get shot to death.
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I guess that's what I should do.
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Curse this thing.
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Curse the moment I found it.
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No, no, no-
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don't curse it, mr-denton-
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use it-
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here-
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this is one of my potions.
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You might call it that, or an elixir.
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Either way, it'll help solve
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your problem, mr-denton-
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I call that my fast gun developer-
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man who drinks that
becomes the fastest of the fast-
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you'll be able to shoot a hole
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through a silver dollar in mid-air
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at a hundred feet or
better without even aiming-
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its guaranteed to last for ten seconds-
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ten seconds?
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And after that?
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Well, after that, the user's on his own.
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Here. Try it.
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Well, test the merchandise, so to speak.
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Go ahead-
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proof of the pudding.
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Go ahead-
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drink it.
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There's your target, Mr. Denton.
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Go ahead-draw on it-
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draw on it!
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Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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There you go, mr-denton-
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now that gun probably
wouldn't be any more use to you
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than a bottle would be to a bull-here-
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drink this two seconds
after 10:00 in the night-
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just at the moment Mr. Grant
walks into the saloon.
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How much do I owe you?
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Oh, there's no charge for this.
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You might call this... just a service.
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That's what it is.
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Just a service of Henry j. Fate
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just so you might remember sometime
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the night fate stepped in.
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You want a drink, al?
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How about you, doc?
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That would be Grant.
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You denton?
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That's right.
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I hear you're supposed to be fast.
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You got a good chance to find out.
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I aim to.
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Step away from the bar, please, Mr. Denton.
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And draw.
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This is a push, boys.
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No winner.
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Yeah, you won't be shooting
anymore with that hand, al.
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Not anymore.
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Couple of fingers are
going to be stiff, too.
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But that don't make any difference.
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The way you stood up there,
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that will be something to
tell your grandchildren about.
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And the way it looks now,
you'll live to have some.
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Just like me.
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You'll never be able
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to fire a gun again in anger.
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You're blessed, son.
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We've both been blessed.
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He's lucky.
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He learned it early.
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Did you get him, Pete?
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No more than he got me.
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Mr-Henry fate-
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dealer in utensils and pots and pans
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liniments and potions-
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a fanciful little man in a black frock coat
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who can help a man climbing out of a pit
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or another man from falling into one-
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because, you see, fate can work that way
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in the twilight zone-
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rod serling, the creator of twilight zone
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will tell you about next weeks story
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after this word from our sponsor-
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and now, mr-serling-
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this motion picture projector and this film
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provide a background on next week's story
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when a most distinguished actress
takes a journey into the twilight zone.
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Ida lupino stars in the
16 millimeter shrine,
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a haunting story of a haunted woman
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that I think you'll find
interesting and perhaps shocking.
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We hope you'll join us then.
Thank you and good night.
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Be sure to see the fun filled family life
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of one of Americas greatest
entertainers, the Danny Thomas show
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Monday nights over most of these stations-
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Bought to you tonight by the coffee
with the best of the coffee beans
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aroma, flavor, but not caffeine-
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new aroma-roast sanka coffee-
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I shouldn't, well, just
another little piece.
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Girls, girls, let's
discuss our benefit party.
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Well, I love bridge... oh, dear!
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Girls, I shouldn't have
used those paper napkins
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they always slide off your lap.
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Pardon this intrusion, ladies.
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Oh, he has such darling
manners, the Butler.
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Madam, this occasion calls
for kleenex table napkins.
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The napkins of quality
that won't slide off your lap.
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Well, look! They do cling like cloth-
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and notice, madam, kleenex table napkins
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now come in a new table server box,
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just fold back in the center,
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and you get two napkin
servers, one to keep on the table,
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and the other in reserve-
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what a smart idea!
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Hm, and they're so soft.
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I hate that scratchy kind.
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Girls, kleenex table napkins really do
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cling like cloth.
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