Original subtitles

(Bugs) So, uh, did you have wonder how Speedy got his pizza place?

- Not really. - I wasn't talking to you.

(Bugs) Well, it all started at a baseball game.

- Then who are you talking to? - Just watch.

[crowd cheering]

Strike one!

Oho! You choked! You're the world's worst!

- I'd watch it if I were you. - What? They love it!

Hey, Rodriguez! You have a stupid face!

Strike two!

Break out the aloe vera. This guy just got burned.

Daffy, come on.

I bet you're a terrible husband and father!

Strike three!

[laughs]

crash

thud

And he's out!

[theme music]

Which hospital are we going to?

We're not going to a hospital.

We're going to Girardi's for pizza.

But what if I have a concussion?

You know what they say.

Starve a cold, feed a head injury.

(Porky) 'Besides, we go to Girardi's every Sunday.'

I-it's tradition.

(Bugs) 'Closed?'

Ah, if it isn't my favorite customers

Bugs, Porky and, uh, this guy.

I'm so glad I got to see you before we left.

- Where you going? - Back to Italy.

Mrs. Girardi and I, we made out a fortune.

- It's time to retire. - Oh, that's nice.

Nice? It's terrible! We love this place.

Oh, isn't that sweet.

I'll miss making you those carrot pizzas.

Arrivederci, Bugs. Arrivederci, Porky.

See you later, buddy.

Now what are we gonna do?

- It's no Girardi's. - You're too sentimental.

Mmm. This stuff's delicious.

Here's some more pork ribs.

Y-you know, I-I find that highly offensive.

Why? You eat pepperoni pizza.

- So? - Pepperoni?

Uh, what?

Hmm. Urgh!

We need our old hangout back.

B-but Mr. Girardi's selling the restaurant.

- Then I'll buy it. - Phoo. That's brilliant!

I've always wanted to own a restaurant.

You wouldn't own it. I would.

- Hmm. - You could work there.

[scoffs] I don't do menial labor.

No, of course, not.

I was thinking you would be

commander-in-chief of pizza operations.

Commander-in-chief of pizza operations.

I'll require a uniform with plenty of medals.

[stammering] Bugs, as your friend

I think buying Girardi's is a g-great idea.

Then it's settled. I'm buying Girardi's pizza.

But as your financial advisor

I-I must warn you that nine out of ten restaurants

fail in the first year.

You wanna keep coming here on Sunday nights?

Here's your pulled pork sandwich.

- Mmm. - Buy the restaurant.

- I'm here to apply for the job. - Oh, great. Take a seat.

- No. I mean, sit down. - Oh, right.

Do you have any waiting experience?

I wait for the bus every day.

Have you ever waited tables?

Why would I wait for a table?

We're asking the questions here.

Why do you want this job?

- I like pizza. - That's not good enough.

When you're in the weeds and the pizzas are flying

'and you're covered in tomato sauce'

and you don't know if it's yours or your buddy's

I like pizza will not cut it.

I like pizza just might get you killed!

Any questions?

I thought you were asking the questions.

Son, I like your moxie. When can you start?

I'm dependable, hardworking and a team player.

(Daffy) How would you handle a robbery?

- Pardon? - Hypothetical.

screech screech

You're working late, alone.

Suddenly, a masked intruder bursts in the door

and shouts this is a robbery. What do you do?

Let's just say I would handle the problem.

Excuse me. I'm about to get a phone call.

screech screech

Well, your resume seems fine, but I don't see any references.

This is a robbery!

zap

You're hired.

sizzle

(Speedy) 'Where's all the mozzarella?'

Oh, sorry, Speedy, I used it all. I'm making pizza.

Ever heard of delivery?

I'm practicing. I bought Girardi's.

You bought a restaurant? Why, because it's your dream?

'Because you want to be able to make something with your'

'own two hands that gives so much pleasure to so many?'

Or because you want to be surrounded by

all this cheese?

No, because I want a place to hang out on Sunday nights.

Hang out? You want a place to hang out, convert your garage.

Don't buy a restaurant.

Have you ever owned a restaurant?

- Nope. - But you worked in restaurant.

Well, surely you've done a lot of research

about being a restaurateur.

Uh, not really.

Well, don't worry, you'll be okay

as long as you have a capable staff.

Which eye patch do you like better?

This one?

Or this one?

Or both of them?

- 'Ugh.' - Hope you got a backup plan.

We open the doors in five minutes.

Porky will be cashier.

You and I will be out front dealing with the customers.

And you two will be back here making pizza.

- Any questions? - How do you make pizza?

[sighs]

You just roll the dough.

Toss the dough.

Spread the sauce.

Sprinkle the cheese and voila!

- Got all that? - Huh?

Oh, sorry, I was writing down a dream I had last night.

You were in it. You were in it.

You were not in it.

You were in it, but when you talked

you had a woman's voice.

Ooh! Did I sound pretty?

What do you think you're doing?

Making pizza.

Not anymore. I outrank you. Step aside.

Ooh!

May I take your order?

Yeah, we'll have a large pizza half mushroom, half pepperoni.

'And on the mushroom half, can we get extra sauce'

'and on the pepperoni half, can we go light on the cheese?'

You got it.

Uh, do you need to write any of this down?

It's all up here.

- What's the order? - I think pizza.

Table four still hasn't gotten their pizza.

'What's going on back here?'

- We're out of pizza dough. - What?

- 'Where is my pizza?' - 'You asked for cheese.'

- 'I brought you cheese.' - 'This is the worst--'

- What do we do? - We improvise!

Cut those cardboard boxes into the shape of pizzas!

I deserve another medal for this.

[indistinct chattering]

What seems to be the problem?

I ordered a cheese pizza and he gave me

a cup of cheese and an IOU.

We're having some problems with the crust.

I'll take care of it.

- Ooh! I like the sound of that. - Here's your refund.

Oh. Don't like the sound of that.

(Daffy) 'Why didn't you tell me that cardboard was flammable?'

You're drunk with power.

[gasps]

(Granny) 'Excuse me.'

I said excuse me.

I know. The pizza's awful. I-I'll take care of it.

But I was just going to ask for a napkin.

But the pizza is terrible. Oh!

(Daffy) 'Insubordination!'

[both screaming]

[grunts]

I gave you a direct order!

You're not fit to lead!

[both grunting]

- He started it! - He started it!

Are you all done with your pizza?

We never got our pizza.

Thanks for coming! Tell your friends.

Okay. Who's up for Chinese?

(all) I am!

Hunan Palace.

Hunan Palace, Hunan Palace.

Party of three? Right this way.

Ugh.

[stammering] Do you want the good news or the bad news?

Give me the bad news.

[stammering] The restaurant's a disaster.

At this rate, you'll be-be broke in a week.

What's the good news?

Hunan Palace s-sent you a gift basket.

Ooh! Real Italian pepperoni.

chomp chomp

What?

[instrumental music]

[thunder rumbling]

♪ Behold the wizard ♪

♪ Beware his powers ♪

♪ Unspeakable powers ♪

♪ Under the gaze of the necromancer ♪

♪ A silver staircase starts to rise ♪

♪ People stand on it and marvel ♪

♪ At the power shooting from his eyes ♪

♪ Cold food becomes hot again ♪

♪ When his spell ♪

♪ Unfolds ♪

♪ With a mere wave of his hand ♪

♪ This hot dog will ♪

♪ Explode ♪

♪ In the presence of the wizard ♪

♪ Traffic will stop at his whim ♪

♪ He can cross the street no problem ♪

♪ As the cars bow down in front of him ♪

♪ Channels on the TV change ♪

♪ He's still in his chair ♪

♪ Then he pulls his magic wand ♪

♪ And reclines in the ♪

♪ Air ♪♪

(Daffy) By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun

the Wizard climbs the frozen waterfall of Voldrini

in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power.

When suddenly, a terrible Garlon appears

and attacks with ice

but the Wizard is undeterred.

The Garlon roars and unleashes a most sinister wind

but the Wizard is undeterred.

The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia

but the Wizard is undeterred.

Calling upon the powers of the ancients

the Wizard conjures a sacred fire

and casts his foe into the molten maw

of an insatiable Gort.

Thanks, Gort.

Ah, Celestia.

I think you're going to enjoy this.

The Wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power.

The gates open to reveal..

Ooh! How long was I asleep?

Three days. You have a bed, you know.

I'm starving. I got to get something to eat.

♪ Famished from his latest quest ♪

♪ The wizard seeks a snack ♪

♪ He sets sail for ecstasy ♪

♪ At the Quesadilla Shack ♪

♪ He is the wizard ♪

♪ The mystical wizard ♪♪

What was I thinking?

I don't know how to run a restaurant.

Girardi's needs a miracle, fast.

whirr

- Hey, Speedy? - Que paso?

I have a favor to ask you.

(Bugs) 'Yesterday was a little shaky.'

We lost a lot of customers and we lost a lot of morale.

But we're gonna turn it around today.

(all) Yeah!

Because we're not in the loser business.

We're in the pizza business.

- Oh, yeah! - Pizza!

And like pizza dough

we'll rise to the occasion.

[all cheering]

We're gonna work fast.

We're gonna work smart.

And we're gonna put each of you in a position

where it will be impossible for you to fail.

Now who's with me?

(all) We are!

Then get in this pantry!

What are we supposed to do in here?

(Bugs) 'You're doing it!'

I think that went pretty well.

Welcome to Girardi's. May I take your order?

There's so many choices. What would you recommend?

You, you look feisty.

Like a beautiful tiger waiting to pounce.

You need a cheese with some bite.

- Ooh? - Asagio.

And, you, you have a wisdom about you

a wisdom that whispers mushrooms.

Enjoy.

[instrumental music]

Turns out the secret to a successful restaurant

a mouse.

Tell that to the health department.

[laughing]

(Daffy) 'Hello?'

creak

'Hello?'

'Hello? Hello?'

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

- The good news. - G-Girardi's pizza is a hit.

Looks like y-you're gonna be busy running a restaurant

for y-years to come.

What's the matter?

I didn't wanna be busy owning a restaurant.

I didn't wanna be busy doing anything.

I just wanted a place to hang out.

So what's the bad news?

This whole time I've been eating pepperoni

I've been eating m-m-meat!

[sobs]

chomp chomp

- Speedy. - Ai.

You know, there's such a thing as knocking.

Come on. I wanna show you something.

(Speedy) What are we doing here?

Remember when you asked if it was my dream

to own a restaurant?

- Yes. - Well, it's not.

But I had a hunch it might be yours.

'Pizzarriba!'

Senor Bunny, I don't know what to say.

Just say you'll hold a table for us on Sunday nights.

[instrumental music]

whoosh

hiss

thud

creak

thud

hiss

thud

thud thud thud

[rumbling]

[bell dings]

[rattling]

swoosh

thud

whirr whirr

boom

[indistinct chatter]

Now, this is more like it.

Hanging out at Girardi's. I-I mean Pizzarriba.

Carrot for you

and plain cheese for you.

[stammering] It's not easy being a pig.

Hmm.

Where's Daffy?

Speedy put him in charge of deliveries.

[rumbling]

- What's the address? - 816 Beach Street.

whirr

- What's the order? - 'One large pepperoni pizza.'

Deliver the pizza.

boom

[woman gasps]

Roll out!

[theme music]

Hasta luego, amigos.