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Original subtitles

Mustn't bite the thread on a funeral robe!

Scissors?

What's wrong?

Isn't this stitch wrong?

Cut this for me, I've sewn up my hand!

Heavens!

Take more care!

Does it hurt?

Old flesh can't feel a thing!

Granny! It's lunch time!

Granny! Did you hear me?

Aren't they cute?

A typhoon is on the way!

GRANDMA AND HER GHOSTS

No misbehaving behind my back!

Kulo!

Keep an eye on them

I'll make a new seal

You naughty ghosts, you think I'm past it?

What's up, DouDou?

Been spanked?

Of course not, I never get spanked

His mom is sending him away to his grandma's!

Watch out she doesn't keep you trapped there!

Mind she doesn't slobber kisses all over you!

I want my video-game back before you go!

Shut up!

I don't want to go!

Help!

DouDou, greet your grandma

Come on, where are your manners?

I didn't hear you greet me either!

Mother!

Come in out of the rain

I don't want to go inside! Behave yourself!

Well? After you...

You go first

No, you

You go first No, you

I'll go first... there's a leak!

Stay inside, DouDou

I have things to discuss with Grandma

Mother, leave it for now!

We can stay in a hotel for tonight

No! Jinshui's wife will pass away soon

I must be here for the ceremonies

You're still so superstitious?

Why have you come anyway?

I must leave DouDou with you for a while

What? With me?

Cool!

Mother!

You moved out to marry his father

I haven't set eyes on you for six years!

And now you bring me a bundle of trouble!

Am I upsetting you?

Speak up, I can't hear you.

What about your husband?

What? Injured? Unconscious?

Shh! I don't want DouDou to know!

Ma!

Kids of his age are too much trouble!

No, no, DouDou is a good boy

Mommy! Mommy!

DouDou! Keep your voice down!

Mommy, it's true, they were talking!

I'm sleepy!

Get some rest when you finish playing!

Shilo! Kulo!

DouDou

They really did talk!

Yes, I believe you

Tell Daddy when he gets back

He loves your stories

Will you remember?

Yes!

Now, come to bed

DouDou, second call!

I'm coming

Comfortable?

This room is horrible

Nonsense! Just lie down

I'll turn the light out

Mommy...

This house is spooky

Mommy, let's go back home

I'll be good Just go to sleep

I promise

Mommy why are you still in make-up?

I forgot to take it off

Quiet! Listen to me!

I let you shelter in the mushrooms...

because you were too late to go through the spirit gate

Now my grandson is here, you must go

I won't have you scaring him!

Don't worry, grandma

Right!

He can't see us anyway

And what if he does see you?

You'd scare him to death!

Alright, we'll go

Shut up!

Do I have to evict you one by one?

Why can't we hide in the toilet?

We take up very little space!

You two...

What's that noise?

Mommy!

Be a good boy, good boy Don't cry!

I can't stand this much longer!

Come on

Look over here

Grandma, I caught you an octopus!

Just leave it on the sideboard

Here, this is for you

Where am I?

It's dark already?

Mommy!

I almost trod on you this morning!

What were you doing under my bed?

If you can't find your own bed just tell me

What are you doing?

Are those your table manners?

They're coming to fetch me

You behave yourself while I go out

Hey whatcha doing?

Whatcha doing?

A mosquito in my ear?

Grand... ma!

When you call me properly I can hear you

Why are you wearing that?

I'd grow a bear before you could understand

Mom says you're very superstitious

Superstitious?

Your mom often gets confused

Fish-ball Grandma!

Coming, coming...

Help, my grannie, she's... I know, I'm just coming

Grandma, where are you going?

They need me

You stay here! Don't leave the house!

Your ma might telephone

And put on your pants you're a big boy now

And don't ever go into the back room!

Kulo, Shilo, keep an eye on him

I want to come!

I hate being left behind!

She's gone without me!

Unbelievable!

I'll save my tears for the grown-ups

May you rest in peace

May your spirit be free

Grannie! Grannie!

Your grandma has passed away peacefully

Be happy for her!

Should I be laughing?

Certainly not!

Rise up!

Is her spirit rising?

I think she's sitting up

Where? Over here?

Mom! Grannie!

Mom! ...Grannie!

She doesn't seem touched by our grief

Always smiling

Alright, you can leave now

Call me again when it's time to set the water lanterns

Understand?

Remember the way back here!

If you get lost, call my name!

Goodbye, Grannie... Grannie...

Where's your grandson?

In the house

Is he safe by himself?

Probably not

Where are those talking mushrooms?

Must have gone back to the corner

I'll get some more

Gone?

They must be hiding in that back room...

What are these?

What are you doing?

Get off me!

You won't let me touch it?

Alright, I won't touch it!

Big deal!

Fooled you!

Ow! It hurts!

What's this?

Okay, never mind, nothing happened

Let go now!

What's going on?

He's smiling!

Stop! That's enough barking!

Don't let grandma know about this

Heavens, she'd never forgive me

What shall I do?

Hello...

DouDou? Is that you?

Mommy?

When are you coming back?

Have you got me a present?

I'm being very good!

Grandma? She's gone out

Grandma is very bad!

So when the ghost-gate opens on July 1st

it's like a summer vacation for ghosts?

More or less!

When the ghosts come through what do they do?

They look around, play... like we do

They'll have a big Pudu feast July 15th after we've set the water lanterns

What's a Pudu feast?

The Pudu feast is for hungry ghosts Most hungry ghosts were bad people

But some were people who died...

without descendants to put food on their graves

Hungry ghosts usually can't eat

If they try to swallow food it turns into fire

Food burns them

Even if the fire is put out, they can' swallow the food

Their throats are no wider than a needle

But every year in mid-July they're spared the fire

Their throats open wide

and they have a big feast

And that's the Pudu feast?

That's right

All spirits are invited?

That's right

Why?

The bad ghosts may deserve to be punished

But those who have no descendants are pitiful

We have to help them

You mustn't just think of yourself

See? I see

And what are the water lanterns?

The water lanterns are... They're a sign that there's a feast

Wandering ghosts see them from afar

What are wandering ghosts?

Too many questions!

Wandering ghosts are...

just like you!

You'd be a wandering ghost

if your parents forgot you

Are you upset?

I'm not a wandering ghost!

What's the matter?

I hate you! You're mean!

Say that again! You're mean!

I'll spank you!

DouDou!

Where has he got to?

DouDou!

What's this?

Scratched open?

By Kulo?

Shilo, tell me...

Did something bad take possession of Kulo?

Oh no!

Hello? Yes...

I'll be right there

Officer, there's been a kidnapping!

Wow, what a big ship!

Hey, kid, where to?

I can't say I'm running away

I'm going abroad to find my mother!

Good luck!

Same to you!

So many steps!

Who said anything about a kidnapping?

It's not a kidnap case?

Just said my grandson is missing!

Hurry up and find him for me!

Yes, yes

It's just a kid gone missing not a kidnap

Asshole! Check the facts first! Yes, sir!

Merciful Buddha! He'll be the death of me!

Broken?

You're so heavy!

Stay still, don't wriggle!

Right, that's better!

Hey, whatcha doing?

Are you talking to me?

I know you!

You're Fish-ball Grandma's grandson, aren't you?

I deliver fish to her all the time

You can call me Ah Min

I'm teaching my big friend to walk

What big friend?

Right behind me!

Can't you see?

Sorry he won't let other people see him

He doesn't want to scare you

Really? Are you kidding me?

It's true! Come on down...

Now, you want a ride with me?

Hi! Hi!

That's the little devil!

Yes, he's back home

Yes, his grandma knows

I'll be right back!

Little friend, don't run away again!

Your grandma's on her way back

She... she's bound to spank me!

Maybe she will

Because of you, I've wrecked my car

You'd better watch out!

I have to pay for the repairs myself

DouDou, I have to go on with the walking lessons

Ah Ming!

Yes?

You are not kidding me, right?

Why can't anyone else see your invisible friend?

I don't know

Don't you have an invisible friend?

No!

Sorry, I gotta go

See you!

Come and see me again!

Okay

Are there really invisible friends?

Of course there are

Kulo!

Hi!

Did I scare you?

You... you turned into a monster!

A monster?

Don't hurt my feelings

I came to give you some friendly advice

What advice?

You want to go home, don't you?

How do you know that?

It's obvious!

Any kid is lonely away from his parents

Here there's no air-con no video games

The old woman's mean and bad-tempered

Am I right?

My dear DouDou

So what can I do?

Dad is working abroad Mom's gone to see him

And so you've been dumped here

Mom said I was helping her by staying here!

And they'll bring lots of presents

when they come to fetch me

DouDou, these are all for you! Come here, DouDou!

Really? So why are they abroad?

Dad's making money to buy us a house

Didn't you say you had some friendly advice?

I did indeed! Here it is...

Sell your grandma!

Sell grandma?

What? Who would buy her?

You don't believe me?

Of course not

Okay,

follow me

Any old rags and bones!

So what?

Used TV sets! Used washing machines!

Sell her to him

But he's a junk-man! He won't buy grandma!

Just watch!

Used washing machines! Used fridges!

Used grandmas!

See?

Strange! What would he want with used grandmas?

I've no idea

But if he buys yours

all your problems will be solved

You'd make enough to buy that house!

Your Dad and Mom will be so pleased!

Wonderful! DouDou is great! Just wonderful!

Then Dad would move back to live with us!

That's right

But...

How do I sell her?

Easy! Just make her cry three times

Why?

People cry when no-one wants them

The junk-man will take her when she's cried three times

That's the rule, understand?

I get it

Here, take this

Keep grandma's tears in this

Collect them three times

Didn't you want to see Ah Ming's invisible friend?

Rub her tears on your eyes and you'll see

Really? Trust me! One more thing

Her tears are more powerful when she's angry

So it's best when she's angry?

Right

DouDou!

That's her now!

One more thing...

DouDou!

Gone?

Strange! I was going to ask why he was fatter...

DouDou!

Grandma!

Don't be mad at me!

My child...

Tears!

Are you alright?

Everything's alright now

Where did you go all alone?

You know your grandma was so worried

Ah...

What are you trying to say?

Ah Ming took me on his bike!

Who's Ah Ming?

The boy who delivers fish

That toothless kid?

Yes, toothless Ah Min

He'll keep you so busy, you'll have no time for me!

Stop barking! Come inside!

Come! Become part of me!

Fresh souls taste much better than pickled ones!

I don't see anything!

That Kulo was tricking me

Toys for sale! Fun grandma dolls for sale!

What are you selling?

Newly designed dolls!

Really? Show me

They're... so ugly!

Ugly?

Did you change me into a doll

and put me in this stupid costume?

And these! What good are they?

Damn you, you stupid kid!

You brought the goods?

What goods?

Your grandma! You sold her to me!

No, I didn't bring her

Then what's this?

Grandma's inside!

Game starts!

Grandma?

Asking for trouble?

Athlete's foot!

Grandma!

You lied to me, little devil!

You're the junk-man!

Sure, and I buy useless old stuff

Your grandma still functions well why sell her?

I haven't sold her to you!

I haven't collected three teardrops yet

Anyhow, you're the useless one

I'll take you... sell yourself to me

No!

Help! Mommy!

Grandma

What's the matter?

Grandma

You're tangling yourself up! What's been going on in your sleep?

Anyhow, you're the useless one

I'll take you... sell yourself to me

Was it a nightmare? You look so pale

let me help with housework today from now on!

Are you feverish?

This isn't normal

See, dinosaur fish-balls!

Am I great or what?

This is done

I'll help you, Grandma!

No, don't! Careful!

Two portions of fish-balls Coming right up

See, Grandma, I'm doing well!

Just leave them there

How did I do today, Grandma?

No-one can beat you!

How far off am I?

This is the seventh day

DouDou, watch the stall for me

Where are you going?

Just there, I'll be back in a moment

Where?

Just there don't bombard me with questions!

Hey, that's the wrong way

Grandma, you said you'd only be a moment

Now you try

DouDou!

Huge...

I... I see it

You crushed me!

Who's that speaking?

Underneath you!

Thank you

You look strange

What are you? A talking pizza?

Pizza? I'm a snake!

Some new kind of snake?

No, just a regular snake... who's been crushed

Did I do it?

No, it happened when I was alive

I was crossing the road to go to school

The light turns green

A truck jumped the light and ran me over

You're really a snake!

Don't fool around

Listen,

do me a favor at the mid-July festival

Sure, what do you want?

Every year I go hungry at the Pudu feast

I really want to go through the ghost gate to seek my next life

I can help you get food Promise?

What do you mean by your next life?

Don't be afraid. The dog sees you, but he can't bite you

Stay with me a bit longer?

I can't my grandson is waiting for me

I must go

Your water lanterns is ready, don't be late!

Stop following me

Food... food...

You can't swallow anything now, you'll only get burnt

You can eat at the Pudu feast

Leave now

Wait! If you show your terrible face to my grandson

I'll make sure you're punished!

Yes, Ma'am

Here's my grandma. Are you sure you don't want her help?

Didn't you hear what she just said? Hide me quickly!

DouDou, where are you?

Dou... Grandma!

What are you doing down there?

What's so funny? It's time to go home. You want to sit up here?

Yes

What's so funny? Tell me!

No

Ah Ming!

DouDou

He's huge!

See, I didn't lie to you

You see him? Yeah!

Wow what a big fish he's carrying

Who's that?

I met him right after I saw the whale

He's a snake. I call him Flat

That's a funny name

I don't like it

Flat is cute I'm not into being called Flat

But you are flat

He was lying on the shore when I first found him

All by himself

No-one paid him any attention

Later I realized no-one else could see him

Why is that?

My gran says it's destiny

Some sees, some don't

I can see him, so I gotta help him

Ah Ming, what's that?

The water lantern parade

Beautiful!

Yeah, so big and so beautiful

What?

What did he say?

He wants to sail on the water lanterns

How you like the lanterns we made for you?

Can you put my husband's picture on it?

You want your husband's picture on it?

Grandma!

Grandma we want to make another lantern

Is it true that the further away the lanterns float,

the more luck I get? That's right!

But what's that you have there?

A lantern! We're pushing it far, far away

Coming, coming! DouDou, let's move

Wait for me! Shilo, follow him

*Slow down

It's moving

Do you see her coming?

Ready? Off you go!

Give it a good push!

Okay, I'll be right back

I have to leave you now

Look for your family

But make sure you're back before the gate closes!

Don't miss the chance to find your next life

Come back whether you find your husband or not

Don't get lost on the way!

Come and join me soon!

Like how? Die now?

Never mind then, don't join me

What a stupid ghost

Granny is crying!

Ah Ming, move beside her My grandma is crying

I'm crying too Your tears are useless

What do you mean?

Why are you sitting on his head?

Who's crying over there?

Bye bye, DouDou

Bye Come home now, DouDou

I want to stay a little longer

But not too long. Shilo, stay with him

Come home with Shilo

Alright

I'm DouDou, what's your name?

Wow, a doll that bites!

Don't you touch my mistress!

I just wondered if she needed any help

No she doesn't Don't be so mean to him

He's a nice kid

You'll wander a long time if he doesn't help you

Well?

Okay, here's her story

But please blow your noses first

I can't bear to see running noses

Poor girl

Why don't you go to find your next life?

That way you'll be born again Right!

No, she's afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face

Seeing them at the ghost gate she ran away

Bull Head and Horse Face?

I saw them once last year They're the ghost police

They live up to their names

They both look terribly mean

I see...

I'm not afraid of them I'll help you

I'm helping Flat to get fed at the Pudu feast tomorrow

He needs energy to pass through the ghost gate

After that I'll find a way to help you, okay?

Promise?

How come I don't see any ghosts here?

I thought it would be packed!

You'll soon find out

Look, there's my grandma

She's meaner than Bull Head and Horse Face

She'll skin us if she sees us with DouDou

Nonsense

I declare the Pudu feast open!

Give me that drink!

See why I can't get any food?

Okay, I'll help - come on

These ghosts have no manners

Why do ghosts need manners?

Out of my way!

I've got it. Flat, it's a watermelon

Flat, Flat are you alright?

I feel much better Melon snake!

What d'you mean? I'm naturally green!

DouDou, time to go home

Just a moment Go ahead

I'll leave now with Grandma You stay here and eat some more

More?

You've waited so long, you should have more

Come and find me when you've done

DouDou

Thank you

Isn't it a real feast?

Yeah

And now it's my turn to eat!

Dou... Dou...

What's wrong?

Nothing

Grandma, what happens when the ghosts have fed?

Don't call them ghosts call them good brothers

Why? So as not to offend them

You never call them good brothers

I don't need to they're scared of me!

There's Ah Ming! Ah Ming

I've been looking for you for ages

What do you want?

I want you to meet a new friend

Ah Ming, this is Apple

I... I have to go

He doesn't seem to like us

That's not true

Ah Ming can you take us on your bike?

Do it yourself

What's wrong with him?

Shockingly bad manners!

He's not usually like this

Don't keep on talking to her

People will think you're a nutcase

You're the nutcase

No, you are

You! Lunatic!

You! You!

You! Lunatic!

Thank you for turning my grandson into a good boy

Please bless my son-in-law and my daughter too

What's wrong? You look miserable

Why don't you play with Ah Ming these days?

Ah Ming stinks

I thought he was your best friend

Grandma, he was so rude to me

He know I can't ride a bike

But he told me to ride it myself!

Really?

I'll answer it

Coming

Have you seen the whale?

No

The ghost gate closes tomorrow,

please tell him not to be late for it

Tell him yourself!

But I can't see him now

What do you mean?

Like you couldn't see him before

Why not? I don't know

My gran says kids lose some powers...

when they grow up

Please give him the message for me

Bye

Hang on!

DouDou Coming

So he's rude because he can't see us!

I found it! Ah Ming!

Grandma!

You're always running! Didn't you hear me call?

Yes The call's for you

For me?

Hello! Mommy, I miss you so much!

When are you coming back?

And Dad?

I miss you every single day

Okay, bye bye

Apple, I'm going to go home!

What's wrong?

Jerk! What about your promise to help her?

My grandma will help you

Is that so?

Flat said she'll skin us if she saw us with you

Not true! She just looks mean

like this

Actually she's kind of nice

If she's so nice why do you want to leave?

But I'm all alone here

Your grandma will be all alone when you leave

But I miss my Mom and Dad

DouDou

Grandma

Why are you shouting? Who are you talking to?

I was on the phone, talking to Mommy

She's coming back

Yes, the day after tomorrow

I'll give you a bike ride if Ah Ming won't

You can let go of one hand on the bike?

Are you crying?

No, silly, just some sand in my eye

Grandma, you don't have to cry any more! I'm leaving!

What do you mean?

Be careful! Road works everywhere

He doesn't mean to help us at all!

He'll be gone tomorrow, and he's out playing!

Hi!

I'm hungry

I know, I'll make a fine dinner

Don't run!

Apple, where are you?

Strange

Shilo, did Apple leave by herself?

Isn't she scared of Bull Head and Horse Face?

Or did...

Grandma scare her away?

Dinner's ready. Fetch your bowl

No, I'm not eating

I thought you were so hungry

Why are you shivering? Are you ill?

You're the one who's ill

Why wouldn't you let them come near me?

It's all your fault they've all gone now

What are you on about? I don't understand a thing

Stop crying first

I understand

You can see ghosts too

No wonder, you're my grandson

You're laughing!

Sorry, I'm not laughing at you

What's the use of being sorry now?

I didn't want any ghosts scaring you

As if they could

I know, you're the bravest

Come on, let's eat first

I'll help you find them after dinner

That'll be too late!

The ghost gate closes tomorrow!

You know even better than I do

Alright, I'll go look for them

You stay here and eat your dinner

Shilo!

Shilo, do you sense anything odd?

There's not a ghost in sight and this is ghost month!

Kulo!

Hi there, Fish-ball Grandma!

The power is out!

Grandma!

Grandma, where are you?

Grandma

Come back

Sell your Grandma

Grandma's been taken away!

Hey, she cried only twice

Just twice. We have no deal

And we didn't fingerprint it anyway!

Give her back I'm not selling!

Grandma!

Strange, where did he go?

What are you saying?

DouDou!

Shilo, Grandma's been taken by the junk-man

DouDou, your grandma's in the hospital

She's been sold to the hospital?

What are you on about? She's had an accident

Bruising, a twisted neck

And a dislocated shoulder

She must stay here for further observation

She may have some concussion

Grandma!

Don't worry your parents will be here tomorrow

Press the bell if you need the nurse, understand?

I know

Grandma!

Don't cry, I'm alright

Miss Chen, where's the dog?

Not allowed on the ward

I'm lucky to have Shilo

Otherwise I'd be passing the ghost gate myself tomorrow

Thank you, Shilo

DouDou,

I know what happened to your invisible friends

The devil has eaten them all...

including Ah Ming's whale

Grandma?

Eaten?

Grandma, what devil?

The devil who was trapped in that urn!

He got out and possessed Kulo

The devil from the urn?

What will happen to my whale now?

You're hurting me... my neck Ah Ming, stop shaking!

You kids are so rude!

There's still something we can do don't panic

What can we do?

The ghost-spirits are like air

The devil sucks them in

so that he can grow bigger

We must defeat him before the gate closes

Then the spirits will be freed and the good ghosts can be reborn

Otherwise they'll become part of the devil

trapped inside him forever

So we must defeat him!

Grandma do you know where he is now?

Of course I do

The devil always chooses the spookiest place

He must be in the ruined shipyard

I know the place

Ah Ming! I'm going to save them

Me too!

Come here, Shilo

Ah Ming, wait!

Take this

What is it?

Those are grandma's tears

Rub them on your eyelids and you'll see our invisible friends

Really?

That's how I got to see the whale

Honestly Okay, let's go

You go first, I'll be right behind Okay

I must confess to Grandma first No-one's gonna buy her

Come, Shilo

Sit here until I come back

Ready? I'm going to start

Grandma, I want to tell you...

Grandma is shining!

Routine check

Why is it beeping?

Emergency! Room 306! Quick!

Grandma, what happened to you?

I'm sorry, Grandma it's all my fault

I shouldn't have touched the urn

I shouldn't have thought about selling you

Don't bark now, Grandma is dying

Silly boy, I'm alive and well

Grandma?

You... have Grandma's voice!

Silly boy I've swapped bodies with Shilo

Don't you want to save your invisible friends?

Excuse me!

What's with kids today?

If they aren't racing motorbikes it's dogs!

Remember what I've taught you? Yes

I can't stay in Shilo's body for long

We have to be quick

Yes, Grandma

Hang on! Clear the way!

Lady, lady! Let go of my hand!

Who said she needed emergency treatment?

Miss Chen

call Dr Mai from Psychiatry

My... bat

Here's your bat

Thanks!

Who's there?

Come out of the shadow Show yourself, you bastard!

Hi!

Sorry about my bad eating habits

Those are my left-over

Did you eat my friend the whale?

There's an easy way to find out!

You can try to find him inside me!

You... you're gonna eat me?

Believe me, it hardly hurts at all

Let go of him!

Isn't this the small boy who tried to sell his grandmother?

You liar! Cheat!

I'll never trust you again!

What? You tried to sell me?

Sorry Grandma I wanted so much to go home

He said that... Grandma?

When did you turn into a dog old woman?

Any dog is better than you you monster!

You're hurting my feelings

You have feelings? You were cold-blooded in life

And you became an evil ghost when you died

That's why my grandfather sealed you in that urn

Bull Head and Horse Face tell me...

...you want to be born again

You'll wait a century for a second life

A second life?

Old woman, you've got it wrong

It's done, grandma

I'm very happy with things as they are!

I'm enjoying being a free monster

Grandma! Don't be afraid

What's this?

I've trapped him!

You're a menace, old woman!

You have no idea who you're dealing with

Grandma Yes?

Ah Ming looks pretty bad

The monster has eaten his soul

What shall we do?

Give back all the souls you've sucked in!

Your power is like a net that catches big fish

But it can't hold little fish

Not a single hit!

He wasn't aiming at us

Grandma, what are they?

Zombie cats!

Let me out, old woman!

I can spare the life of a dog

No way!

Okey!

Charge!

DouDou, get out of here! No, I want to help you!

No need, I'll be safe if I hang on till dawn

You can't hang on till dawn

DouDou

How did you get out?

Look under my feet!

You stepped on them!

Of course!

Why else would I spit them out?

I'm not a cow, you know!

DouDou!

Let go of my grandma!

Sure!

Grandma!

Grandma, wake up!

Give me back my grandma!

Didn't you want to get rid of her?

It's not true!

Didn't you want to sell her?

No, no sale! Give back my grandma and my friends!

Or else...

Or else what? Say it!

She's afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face

I'm not afraid of them, I'll help you

Every year I go hungry in the Pudu feast

I can help you get some food

Grandma!

Bear this in mind: If you want to beat an evil ghost...

...just do this! Ha!

That blow!

What blow?

It's called the Five-Thunder Blow

What blow?

It turns human yang breath against devil's yin breath

Come closer!

The closer you get, the more powerful it is

Like this?

A little more...

The blow is... like this!

Ha!

Where are we?

Where's the devil? Grandma?

Am I dreaming?

Is this our hero? Handsome young fellow!

His mouth's even bigger than mine!

Grandma? Ah Ming? DouDou?

Grandma Enough, enough...

I don't know what happened...

But Shilo, I mean your grandma said you saved all of us!

I saved everyone? Yes

Look around!

Jinshui's wife! Flat! DouDou...

Hey, the whale!

Everyone's free! Great!

Grandma, where's the devil?

Who are they?

We are Bull Head and Horse Face

Your grandma asks us to escort this devil to hell

Let go of me!

He's so small!

Kid, all evil things start small

Yeah, the old sages knew very well...

The tiniest good deed is good, and the tiniest evil deed is still evil

Can't you come up with something new?

This is my style, I'm a law officer

Alright

Everyone must report to us tomorrow before the ghost gate closes

Yes, sir

Otherwise you'll have to wait another year for a new life

Yes, sir

We'll be off now, Grandma Grandma...

Wait, I need one more favor from you

What is it?

I really prefer your old look as a woman

You see that little girl over there?

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye

Bye

Remember to visit us in your next life

Bye!

Will he remember?

Ah Ming

Don't worry, animals have good memories

Are you sure? Yes

Come on, hurry along

I don't have all day for you, you know

Bye, DouDou...

Thank you

Bye, Flat... Goodbye

Sorry, you're not flat any more

DouDou...

Hey, why are you still here?

She's still afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face

It's okay, Grandma's found a way Atten-shun! Officer Bull Head and Horse Face!

Is there a little girl called Apple here?

We're here to escort her

What's so funny? We are Bull Head and Horse Face!

That's right!

See? They're not so scary!

Are you Apple? Don't be afraid

Grandma asks us to escort you

Thank you, Grandma

APPLE, goodbye Goodbye

I think I did a good deed for the invisible friends

Mom and Dad arrived that evening

Now I know that Mom went abroad to bring him home

Grandma was fine apart from her neck

They all seemed happy talking to each other

Seeing them happy makes me happy too

And Grandma's house was a great place to go

ONE YEAR LATER

Don't push

DouDou Hurry, hurry

Where're you off to in the summer vacation?

A cool place Where is it?

My grandma's

Hello, DouDou

School's finished? I miss you too

Alright, I'll wait for you

Bye bye

Must I use force?

Don't hassle me, I'm losing my hat!

Get in line!

What's wrong? I think I ran over something

Mom... What?

I ran over a snake!

Not again!

Is that you, Flat?

Hi, DouDou

In your next life, be a bird, okay?

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