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Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...

First thing is welcome Cathy.

Yay!

So much better.

You really know
what you’'re doing.

So I was actually going to
make you both second stew.

Oh!

I can put on a
fake smile, but...

Can you stay in
swim platform, bro?

- Stay on there.
- I just want to go toilet.

Wait there and
I’'ll swap out with you.

That’'s common sense.

No one is on deck.

I don’'t want to see all
three of you in the crew mess

on a charter day ever again.

Oh, my God.

It’'s charter four.

I want you to make sure
they’'re doing their job.

100%.

Let them see your
professionalism.

Yeah.

I need to get control
of this team ASAP.

I know this is sh--.

I just want to kiss someone.

I can’'t tell you how
upset I am right now.

Now I’'m, like, single.

You single, single now?

Yeah. I want the next night out.

- I know.
- Oh, la, la.

- Yes.
- Oh, no.

I’'m giving you a
day off tomorrow.

Oh, my God!

You’'re cool.

Joe is giving me a warning,

but I’'m just still curious
to kind of explore Wonderland.

Got to be careful, eh?

Yes.

Try it.

Max and I are just gravitating
towards each other.

Have a good time.

No, no, no.

What the?

Goodnight, Aesha.

Yeah, you can do exactly
what you did tonight.

Tomorrow.

Oh.

I’'ve never felt more
rejected in my life.

And with Kizzi, it’'s like
she doesn’'t care

who she’'s going to piss off.

She just gets what she wants.

She could have joined.
She could have joined.

Why not?

What a ----ing first night.

I can’'t believe the
turn of events tonight.

Get me on a ----ing
sun lounger tomorrow.

All right, into bed.

Night.

Oh, I’'ve got my titties out.

- Good night.
- Good night, amore.

Oh, my God.

---ing hell.

I’'m not afraid for any
commitment whatsoever, but...

I’'ve got feelings for her.

I’'m surprised that I like
Joe as much as I do.

There’'s definitely a giddy
little feeling, which is cute.

It’'s nice to kind
of have that again.

Got to ----ing bed.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. Kizzi.

- I go here?
- Absolutely not.

Cheeky, cheeky boy.

Thanks, babe.

- Darling.
- Sweetheart.

My delight, full of passion.

Cathy, I’'m coming.

I think you’'ll
feel better in the morning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe!

Oh, I’'ll sleep there, thanks.

Sleep well, brother.

Thank you for that.

This was the worst night ever.

Ow!

- Good night, Cathy.
- Bye, babes.

Thanks for letting me stay.

Jesus Christ.

- Oh, no!
- What?

Nathan.

Get up to my bed.

What a night.

That’'s nice,
and it felt good.

yeah.

Hiya. Hello.

Kissed.

- A nice little cuddle.
- Yeah.

And God rest.

Is Max alive this morning?

Yeah. He was doing
the breathing thing.

Yeah, we were just up there.

I was a little bit upset,

because I thought that we were
going to progress last night.

- But I was disrespected.
- Mm-hmm.

- What if I wear this?
- But that was it.

- Mm.
- I love it.

Mm. It’'s not beach club.

- It’'s cute.
- Yeah.

Things are definitely still
a bit awkward with Kizzi,

but I’'m not engaging with that,

because I need to prove
that I’'m a good stew.

Like, you annoy me.
I’'m going to outshine you.

You’'re going to look worse.
I win.

Oh!

Work hard, play hard.

Thank God we’'re having
this day off.

I’'ll see you later.

I can’'t actually express
the pressure that comes

with being
Captain Sandy’'s bosun.

Okay, captain,
if you can come astern.

I need distances.
I just need directions.

We’'re now square.

No one is on deck.

I don’'t want to see all three
of you in the crew mess.

I need to release
energy big time, like,

finally ----ing relax.

Vamos, bingo bingo. Vamos.

Let’'s go!

I can’'t wait to get in a pool.

You look so ----ing good.

Oh, I’'m so excited.

Thanks, brother.

Okay, boys, welcome
to my therapy session.

I had a good night
with Victoria last night.

Yes.

I haven’'t felt like this in...

Yeah.

Obviously, I was
flirting with Joe before,

and now that I know that
you have feelings, I’'m like...

Oh, yeah, thanks
for respecting that.

Max.

Yeah.

Kizzi had ----ing
dirty tactics.

Yeah.

And it actually
wasn’'t cool.

I just got a bit trigger-happy,
do you know what I mean?

It was my first
night out single,

- so I was like, woo-hoo!
- She likes the attention.

I was feeling a bit stressed,
obviously, after last night.

Of course.

I wasn’'t the nicest
thing to hear.

But, like, I hope you know
that I didn’'t say anything bad,

and, like, whatever you heard
that you weren’'t happy with,

just talk it out.

It was more just,
like, say it to me.

That’'s between you two.

Listening to my two co-workers
talk about how sh-- I am.

It’'s not a very nice feeling.

I didn’'t say anything
that wasn’'t true,

and that I wouldn’'t say
again to Kizzi’'s face.

It’'s just a shame, because
I really get on with Aesha.

Why can’'t everyone
just be ----ing adults?

If you’'ve got something
to say, say it to me.

Yeah.

Coming up...

I am not looking elsewhere.

Sunscreen!

- You’'re super protected.
- Yeah.

Oh, oui!
Oh, oui! Oh, oui!

The sexual tension is exploding
over everyone’'s faces.

Let’'s go!

I can’'t wait to get in a pool.

The beach here is
so ----ing good.

I need a mojito.
I’'m very tired.

Beach time, baby.

- I’'m so excited.
- I cannot wait.

Yeah!

Aw, I’'m good.

Are you okay today?

Energy’'s very off.

You were kind of a bitch
to me last night,

- but I just...
- Why?

- You were just chatting.
- In the hot tub.

Yeah, you were
just talking about me

while I was there.

Just say it to me.

Because it was all true,
and I will be like,

- yeah, no. True.
- Yeah.

But to hear it and
not be able...

Not to be able to be like,
yeah, you’'re right.

Yeah.

Then I’'ll be like,
I can’'t defend myself.

I will always say to your face

the things that I say
when you’'re not there.

- Yeah.
- I just want you to know,

I love you so much,

and I’'m so happy
that I meet you.

And I have so much fun with you,

and all of those
things are true as well.

I do like Kizzi.

But she’'s not a girl’'s girl.

And hopefully, she’'ll reflect,

and she will take
something from it.

Or she’'ll try
and take your man.

This is ----ing life.

Does this not look a bit much?

Babe, you are a bit much.

So just carry on being much.

Yeah.
It’'s okay.

You’'ve got no ties to me.

I don’'t have
any ties to you.

It’'s just, I thought that we
were maybe gonna, like, hook up.

And then it was like,
I wasn’'t even there.

- Hi.
- Yeah.

Listen, let’'s just
have a good time.

Yeah.

Cheers, girl.

Guys!

Oh!

Sunscreen.

I’'ll put it on my hand.

It’'s not gonna soak in,
like, because you’'re wet.

- I’'ll apply it to you.
- Oh, yeah. Go on, then.

I’'m so protected right now.

- You’'re super protected.
- Yeah.

- You want some cream?
- Oh, yeah.

Be careful.
It might be a aphrodisiac.

A little bit deeper.

- What’'s up?
- I wanna go swim.

Swim.

Wait.
I need the full back done.

Because you have
been good to me.

Mmm.

Okay, wait.

This is not...

- Joe!
- Hey.

- Are you good, brother?
- I’'m good, bro.

- Are you good?
- Huh?

- Are you good?
- I’'m good if you are good, bro.

Yeah!

- Let’'s get up there.
- I love how Aesha dances.

Okay, Kizzi. Bring it out.
Bring it out.

Yeah, Cathy!

- Oh la la.
- Go down my leg.

Oh oui!
Oh oui!

Oh oui! Oh oui!
Oh!

Wow.

I earned this.

For’'s sake.

Looks good.

Yeah! Baby!

I ----ing love it.

- Oh, my God.
- I love Aesha.

- She’'s crazy, bro.
- Hey! Oh!

Oh, la la!

What the
is going on?

I’'m doing this for
the women of our nation.

I’'m like the suffragettes.

I’'m helping women get the right
to the meaningless snog.

Don’'t know how we got here.

But it, why not?

This is woman empowerment.
I love it.

Their tongues are these
cave explorers

searching for something
that they’'re not quite getting.

Kizzi’'s tongue is
searching for attention

and Nathan’'s tongue
is searching for

a way to be a better bosun.

Nathan is busy.

Okay.

All of this sexual
tension is exploding over everyone’'s faces,

and you know what,

I’'m not actually mad about it.

I’'m having the time of my life.

♪ Why am I still single
as ♪

♪ Find me a girl
with a nice big bum ♪

Can’'t say that,
it’'s really crude.

- No. No.
- Okay.

I’'ve only ever had
one real relationship.

Seven years ago,
I genuinely thought,

you’'re going to
marry this woman,

you’'re going to have kids with
this woman, stuff like that.

So I moved to Spain,
she stayed in Liverpool,

So I was in real estate, and

I sold a house to somebody
that was a fraud.

But what happened with me?

I lost my job,
I lost the apartment,

I ended up sleeping
in my car.

And I was like,
I’'m not worthy for this woman.

And since that day,
I’'ve never had

a butterfly feeling
from a girl until now.

V’'s gave me
similarities of my ex.

Like, it could be a potential
serious relationship,

and it’'s actually
really scary to me.

So I’'m just trying
to manage that.

Coming up...

We need a spring line
and a shoreline.

Can we get that line off?

This one off, why?

- Is that what he wanted ?
- No, no.

Leave that line there.

- Who said to take the line off?
- It was an accident.

- Don’'t take the
- ---ing line off.

And tie this one off.

We are, mate.

I’'ve not had it before, mate.

I am.

All right, so, here’'s the
one I need for the video.

See this one, please.

Bro, I told her,
there’'s an expiry.

He’'s like, hey, this
has an expiration date.

- He didn’'t!
- Yeah, he did.

Oh!

But part of me is like,
why does it have to?

I know, bro.
I know what you’'re saying.

Let’'s go home.

Really, let’'s go.
Vamos.

Ow!

- Boys.
- Yes, Aesha?

This is hitting me
so incredibly hard.

Nathan, you need to ----ing
put cream on your face.

Yeah, I think
you’'ve got a burn.

Bro, you have like a spot like
this going out full of cider.

What a ----ing smashing day.

What’'s time do we have to
wake up for tomorrow, Nathan?

8:30.

The way that we left and we’'ve
come back is not the same.

Oh, Lord.

How are you feeling?

I’'m feeling good, you know.

Oh, it’'s on your mind a bit.

But you’'ll be on the ball.

And you won’'t let it slip.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is what it is.

Oh, my God.

It’'s mad.

- Hello.
- Hi, my love!

How’'s it going
on the day off?

Oh, my God.

We went to this pool club.

And everyone was
kissing each other.

So I danced by myself
for three hours straight.

Sounds real relaxing
for your day off, honey.

Oh, my God,
it was so fun, though.

- Cool.
- All right, my love.

Well, I can’'t wait to see you.

Yeah, I can’'t wait
to see you, too.

Have a good day. Bye.

I’'m ----ing knackered.

Yeah.

What do you reckon?

I think you just
wait it out.

With Kizzi, it was not
anything romantic.

It’'s just trying
to avoid reality,

- because I’'ve been up to my
- ---ing eyeballs

in work sh-- this season.

And, like, thinking about how
much I actually miss Gael.

Everything about life is just,
like, spinning around my head.

And I don’'t even know
where I stand anymore.

- Good night, bro.
- I love you.

Have a good sleep.

Morning, how are you?

Good.
With your pretty ass face.

How was your evening?

- Good, thank you.
- That was great.

I put the two
green bins over there,

but they need to be rinsed out.

We’'ve done the
teak on the end deck,

but there’'s stains
on the port side.

We’'re gonna do that today.

Make sure this boat’'s
in pristine condition.

Okay.
Thanks, cap.

For this charter, we’'re
swapping you guys this time.

How fun!

Can’'t wait.

I think it’'s good
to take turns.

So, can you please step
into laundry this morning?

Yeah.

And then can you
please vacuum?

Yeah.

Between Nancy Kerrigan
and Tonya Harding,

I think I sympathize
more with Tonya

because she worked so hard,
had it rough.

I mean, ----ing breaking
someone’'s knees

probably isn’'t the best
way to go about it.

Just to be clear,

I’'m not gonna hire someone
to club Cathy’'s knees.

Maybe a big toe.

Come on!

Thanks, honeys.

I’'ve got a good feeling
about this charter.

- What about you?
- I’'m really excited.

It’'d be a good challenge to,
like, really do the decky part.

It’'s fine.

Oh my ----ing God.

Whoa.

Deck crew, meet me in the bridge
for our preference meeting.

- Copy.
- Copy, Captain.

- What’'s up, my Gs?
- What’'s up?

Joshy Washy!

This is where
the proper magic happens.

- Okay.
- The next two days,

co-primaries Kamil
and Patrycja

are celebrating their
20th wedding anniversary.

He wants to treat his
friends Imran,

Andrew, Miguel, Dr. Carla,
Dr. Rasa

and Mike to a dream vacation.

Itinerary requests.

On day one, the guests
want to indulge

in the water toys the
yacht has to offer.

- Everything.
- Sheesh.

The group would love to
have a romantic party

set in ancient times,

like Cleopatra
and Mark Anthony.

They are requesting
a night two dinner theme

of sexy nightlife of Spain.

Titties out!

They would like
a taste of tapas,

suckling pig from Madrid

and intense seafoods
from Barcelona.

These themes are a little
bit out of the box,

but I like things
that are out of the box.

I’'ve gone skinny dipping
with a bunch of hippies,

drinking ayahuasca in the
sacred valleys of Peru,

playing guitar with
the drummer from Queen.

Doing something that
I’'ve never done before

really sparks something in me.

That can really add
a new direction

to where I take the food.

- This is going to be tough.
- Yeah.

This is going to be
a fun charter, I think.

I like it, I’'m excited.

Thanks, guys!

Okay, here’'s another thing.

When that sun starts to come up,

this boat better
be clean on the outside.

There’'s no reason for
your watch it can’'t be.

Yeah.

In the beginning of the season,
Nathan had a rocky start

because he didn’'t have
a strong deck team.

Holy Jesus!

It’'s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

The guests don’'t let them...

No, because they
have been drinking.

No! There you go.

- My God.
- What the.

Now he has a strong crew,
and he’'s still struggling.

We’'re headed
into charter five,

and this is the third charter
with this new deck team.

I have big expectation.

I need to see that
Nathan can take charge,

delegate, and have
a smooth running deck.

Freshen the decks,
all the time.

- Yeah.
- I’'m going to pay attention.

Coming up...

On behalf of the Bravado team,

we welcome you on
board as soon as a...

Is there like a servant
you can send to us?

Stop!

There might be an uprising
amongst the servants.

- They are servants.
- Oh, my goodness.

That’'s it.

Ah!

Deck crew, can you please
do a garbage sweep?

Clark, clark, clark,
like Bruce Lee.

Yow!

Okay, we’'ll just take all that
stuff out and put it in there.

All crew, all crew,

wrap it up and get
into your whites.

Copy.

Oh!

I’'m actually excited
to get going today.

- Mademoiselle.
- Thank you so much.

- Room service. Cheers.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Well done for your promotion.

Thank you.

But she’'s two as well.

Yeah, of course.

We share job titles,
we share men.

I get to finally
put on my two stripes

and be the face of service,

so I need to put
my stew face on.

Kizzi might have beat
me to my man,

but she will not
beat me at my job.

- Oh, what a moment.
- There we go.

Turbulent in here today.

Turbulent in here today?

Yeah.

I’'ve waited my
whole life for this.

Coming into charter five,

I’'m worried that there’'s going
to be a bit of residual tension

between Cathy and Kizzi
after the kiss.

I’'m just going to shower
everybody with positivity.

Let’'s give this charter

everything we ----ing
have okay?

Give them the best time ever.

All crew, let’'s proceed
to the dock

for guest arrival.

Wash away the bad juju.
We don’'t need that.

Let’'s go, team.

Let’'s give it everything.

- Yes.
- Oh, sh--.

Gorgeous girls.

Welcome to Barcelona,
boys and girls.

Are you ready for some fun?

Yeah!

- I’'m Sandy.
- Hi.

Now, welcome.

- Are we hugging?
- Yes!

- Josh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Josh.

Would you like a champagne?

- Thank you.
- Hi.

Nice to meet you.

On behalf of the Bravado team,
we welcome you on board.

As soon as, uh... um...

Want me to grab your towels?

Aesha’'s going to show
you around the boat.

Thank you.

And then we’'re
going to take off.

Cheers to that.

There’'s just some craziness.

Come on board
Motor Yacht Bravado.

Sweet.
Go change.

This is the main salon.

This is probably
the coolest room in the boat,

temperature-wise.

- Not too bad, boys.
- It’'s not too bad, isn’'t it?

This is the primary suite.

Oh.

Happy anniversary.

I want to hear Patrycja
screaming tonight.

Can I get a kiss?

Charcuterie ready.

That’'s it, lads.

You’'re welcome to just relax
and enjoy

and we’'ll get off the dock.

- Perfect.
- Cool.

- Question?
- Yes, sir.

- I need to do laundry ASAP.
- Same here.

Is there like a servant
you can send to?

Stop!

I don’'t know if this guy
thinks he’'s being funny.

He’'s the guy you’'ve
been worried about.

I’'ll grant him the grace
that this might be a joke,

but if it isn’'t,

there might be an uprising
amongst the servants.

Yeah, no worries.

Just a lot to do.

---ing too much
going on in my mind.

Nathan, Nathan, start
freeing up the lines.

Straight backs.

Max, you could drop
the port ground line.

All lanes on board
in the stern.

So this is all to be washed.

This can all go in the dryer.

All right, great.

I have the best job, making
sure you’'re all hydrated

with lots of alcohol.

Oh, these stink.

You’'re clear to swing
on the stern.

All right, guys, we’'ll
get our lines stowed away.

This doesn’'t suck.

Catch up.

No, I’'m just kidding.

I’'m all set now.
Thank you.

- Hello, peasants.
- How do I call the servants?

Calm down.

Oh, my goodness.

They are servants.

Remove that word completely
from this trip.

No more. No more.

- Max.
- Yep.

- I have two here ready to go.
- Yeah.

How to wrap grape leaves.

Can I leave the
fenders inflated?

- No.
- Okay, cool.

We’'re pros, remember?

Yeah, I know.
That’'s why I asked.

We’'re not a
floating trailer park.

There you go.

Whoa!

Captain, stop shaking the boat.

Ow.

The waves, they’'re bigger now.

That is weird.

These are big.

This swell is going to be big.

We dock.

Nathan, can you
come to the bridge?

Nathan to the bridge.

Yeah, on my way.

Sometimes there’'s storms
happening other places

where you have the wind effect,
which creates swells.

Waves begin far,
far away from us.

And by the time it
reaches us, it has built up.

The boat can handle it, but
it’'s not fun for the clients

and it’'s not safe
for the crew.

The weather update
just came through,

so it’'s actually going
to pick up a little bit.

Okay.

So we’'re definitely
going to dock.

We’'re going to go to Vilanova
just for the night.

It’'s a nice protected marina.

And tomorrow, our hope is to
be able to get off the dock.

Oh, my hair looks like a mess.

Aesha, Aesha,
just update them that

we’'re going into the
marina because

the swell’'s going
to kick up later.

- Copy.
- Start getting the fenders out.

- I’'ll be at pumps.
- Okay.

She said to let you know that
the swell is picking up a lot.

So we are going
to head into the marina.

She didn’'t explain
to us why. Why?

We all have boats and
my boat can handle this.

It’'s going to pick up a lot.

- Let’'s go, go, go, eh?
- Yeah, yeah.

- I love it.
- Let’'s go!

It’'s not hard to be
professional around Joe at work.

Do I look at him and I’'m like,
I just want to kiss you?

Like, of course.

But on charter,
professional handshake,

not blushing,
not look into your eyes,

not seeing the sparkle in them.
Nope.

Max, Max, how are we
looking on the bow?

Okay.

It’'s a nice protected marina.

We’'re going to turn inside
this basin once I pull in.

Copy, cap.

I mean, if it is, our
lines are completely wrong.

She’'s using bow thrusters
or stern thrusters.

- I can’'t tell.
- I don’'t have a stern thruster.

You don’'t.
You’'re American.

Portside-to the key.

All season, we’'ve been
docking the boat stern-to

but we’'re going
into a new marina now,

just for the night where
we have to dockside-to.

This is going to be a
new challenge for our deck team

and I’'m walking on
complete eggshells

with Captain Sandy right now.

So I ----ing pray
it can go well.

---ing lots of sh--.

Max, we need a breastline,

a spring line
and a shoreline.

You know what?
I gotta see. Sorry.

Oh, I’'m sorry, Captain.
Oh, sh--, my bad.

Okay.
Throw your heaving lines.

Yeah.

You’'re going
to need spring lines.

Joe and V,
take up slack

when I want to get
Cap to go ahead.

Cap, can you give a kick ahead?

Copy.

Can we get that line off?

- This one off? Why?
- Is that what he wanted?

- No, no.
- Never mind. Never mind.

Leave that line there.

Guys, why are you
taking lines off?

No, no, no.
It was an accident.

Who’'s taking, who’'s, who’'s,
who said it took the line off?

It was an accident.

Don’'t take
the ----ing line off.

- Put the line back.
- And tie this one off.

Stop yelling.

Leave that line there.

Guys, why are you
taking lines off?

No, no, no.
It was an accident.

- Who said take the line off?
- It was an accident.

Don’'t take
the ----ing line off.

It’'s already so much pressure
with like a brand new docking,

something I’'ve
never done before.

I understand he’'s under a lot
of pressure and it’'s tense,

but cursing at your team,
it’'s not motivating,

it’'s not professional.

I don’'t like getting spoke to
like I’'m a piece of sh--.

You shouldn’'t communicate
to anybody in this way,

there’'s no need for it.

Let’'s take them
up on this line.

This one here?

This, this, this aft-leading
spring, bro.

Don’'t get mad.

I’'ll tie this one off.

Stop yelling, stop yelling,
use your radio.

Copy.

We’'re good.
We’'re going to shut them down.

Jesus.

What time do you think
you guys want dinner?

- Let’'s go 7:30.
- Awesome.

We’'ve been drinking too much.

Drunk time.

This is going to be half
the trip we’'re stuck here.

We’'re going to be
spending all this money.

- Captain Sandy.
- Oh my goodness.

Okay, hi.

One marina to another because
of the weather we’'re here.

Oh my God.

- So we’'re here for the night.
- Yeah.

Today would not
be safe out there.

Okay.

Why?

Do you hate me as well?

Shall we just never speak?

- Oh.
- Oh.

How are you feeling, V?

Good. It’'s just that was my
first time doing sideways.

Well, that looks nice.
Nice work.

Do you guys want to
start setting up the deco?

Yeah.

It’'s ancient luxury Greece.

- Joshy.
- Hey.

So what are the canapés again?

Grape leaves.

Oysters, going
to tempura them.

Yeah, I used to do that at a
restaurant like 15 years ago.

- Yum.
- It was delicious.

Okay.

When I hear an
ancient times dinner,

I think of them feeding
the grapes, you know,

those kind of vibes.

You know, I actually come
from a town in England

that has a lot of Roman
influence called Bath,

which has the Roman Baths,

and it brings back
these memories of Rome,

even though I have no memories
of Rome because I was not there.

Okay.

Can we hang them
from the ceiling?

- Yeah, you just tape it.
- Yeah, let’'s do that.

I don’'t think
I’'ve actually

been outside, really, yet.

I’'m just in one of
the moods where everyone’'s pissing me off.

You know when you
have those days?

Yeah.

Okay, guys, let’'s get ready.

Let’'s do it.

This is what we wanted, royalty.

Do you want to wear one?

If I’'m just going to be in
cabins, is there much point?

Yeah, I’'ll just
stay in this.

I’'m just going to oil you
up like a chicken.

I’'m so excited for them
to sit down to dinner

so I can just go
to their cabins and hide.

My arm goes out.

How’'s it going, Cheffy?

- Going good.
- Grape leaves.

Yeah.

Boy, you’'re rolling
out all the grapes.

Oh, my God, it’'s...

You’'re totally doing the theme.
That’'s cool.

- Doing the thing in here.
- Yeah.

- Welcome!
- Look at you guys!

Every single
one of these cabins

got skid marks in the toilet.

Josh, we’'ve got
the guests up now.

Copy.

Peasant boy,
how is that wine?

- Not a fan of it.
- No.

I’'m serious, not a fan.

We can keep trying until
you find one you like.

There’'s no problem.

I will take some of that.

Okay, I’'m ready for you guys.

Stuffed grape leaves.

I love the vibe
and the friendships

and us being here on
this beautiful boat

in this parking lot.

It’'s just ----ing unbelievable.

Hey.

Captain Sandy.

Welcome to Greek Night.

Oh, my goodness.

We’'ve got stuffed grape leaves
and tempura oyster with

caviar, perilla and apricot.

- Thank you.
- Chef, thank you.

- That’'s amazing.
- Thank you, thank you.

Stuffed grape leaf for you.

Yes, please.

All right, let’'s go.

Do you want me to jump
in with Kizzi, or...?

Yes, that’'d be great.
Thank you.

So, I’'m really, this is
flying all over your face.

I’'m so sorry.

Would you like some bread?

Yes, please.

- How are you, baby cakes?
- Really good.

No, it’'s not.
I need full energy.

Yeah, off.

- I’'m clearing, Josh.
- Cool. Thank you.

For my 40th birthday,

I’'m going to steal one
idea from your 40th.

Is it the hookers,
or is it?

No, the quotes, the quotes.

I’'ve been poor,
and I’'ve been rich,

and I choose rich
every single time.

Kizzi, come here.

- The plates, here, please?
- Yeah.

- Wow, thank you so much.
- Wow.

Slow clap.

Okay, guys.

So, we’'ve got a mushroom puree.

The gnocchi is truffled,
and it’'s also gluten-free.

This asparagus.
Red wine jus.

Beef. I hope it’'s
cooked to your liking.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- ----ing rock star.
- Well done.

Mmm, delicious.

Cooked to perfection, too.

♪ Cause I’'m a lemon-squeezer
geezer crowd pleaser ♪

Deck team, deck team,
seeing as we’'re at the dock,

you guys can go down
and get up by 7:30.

Copy that.

Were you finished
with this one?

I’'m all done.
Thank you, thank you.

Hi.

How are you, love?

All righty, guys.
Have a good night.

All right, I’'m going
to go, too.

Thanks, doll face.

Who’'s a good girl, then?

I’'m a good girl.

I’'m going to rest tonight.

Stay hydrated.
Masturbate.

So I’'m fully
ready for tomorrow.

Oh, they put
a chocolate on my bed.

You know what I was
thinking just now?

I’'m not really a yachty.

And I feel like being
around people

who are super-super-yachty,
I find draining.

Yeah, but I really like her,
but she is very yachty.

- No, she is.
- Very different people.

I just find it draining.

Something about Cathy
doesn’'t feel real.

Like, nobody’'s that perfect.

I don’'t mind it as,
like, a job title,

but not
a personality trait.

Are you feeling left out?

- Maybe.
- You’'d like to be...

Center of attention
and I’'m not right now.

Exactly.

She’'s making me feel,
like, a little bit small.

And I hate the fact that
somebody has the power

to do that to me.

What the?

I feel like this is my time
to throw a massive argument.

Coming up...

Who’'s in the tender?

Max is with one
of the guests.

Max, Max, come back to the boat.

Get your sh-- together
on this deck.

You understand?

I now am pissed.

What is up, my brother?

Can you wake them all up?

We’'re going off the dock
in 15 minutes.

Okay.

Captain said to wake it up,
we’'re leaving in 15 minutes.

Yeah, I think
they’'re making, uh, mimosas.

I’'m a coffee guy
in the morning.

Um, Andrew’'s up.

They’'re just having coffee.

Mm.

- Morning, Cap.
- Morning.

- It’'s fine offshore.
- Yeah.

So everything in the water.

When does the interior wake up
when I want a deckhand?

6:30.

Okay, that’'s one when
you do the same.

Because there’'s only three of
them, there’'s four of you.

When it comes to the skills of
the job, Nathan’'s excellent.

But when it comes to the
management of the team,

it’'s kind of like
all over the place.

But he really needs to
get his head in the game

because my patience
are running out.

We could start
releasing the lines.

Copy, Cap.

- Yeah.
- He’'s a rock star.

Did you sleep well?

If only I hadn’'t drank
all day yesterday,

- I would have slept up here.
- If only.

Okay, that’'s all lines.
on board on the stern.

I’'m all set now.
Thank you very much. Good job.

Thank you, Captain.

Joe and V, do you want to
get changed into wets?

Okay, copy that.
On me way.

This is great.
This is so cool and great.

- Shame.
- Smash it.

You’'ve got this.

Ta. Whatever.

Need you on the anchor.
We are not very far away.

- All right, can we go?
- Yeah.

Okay, drop the anchor.
Two shackles in the water.

Copy, two shackles.

Kizzi, can you please
help me run platters?

Yeah, on my way.

Oh, yum, yum.

You have three shackles
in the water?

- Yeah.
- Take up a shackle.

’'s sakes.

How’'d you miss that?

I was looking back
on the finger.

- Hash browns?
- Yes, please.

I’'ll take one right there.

Yeah, now we’'re talking.

All right, cap.
That’'s two in the water.

Great, thank you.

Deck crew, put everything
in the water.

Copy.

I wonder if they
have paddle boards.

Yeah, they have paddle boards.

- Whoa!
- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Nathan?

Yeah, come.

Come, come, come, come.

Nathan, can you give me,
like, a boning?

Nathan, could you
give me a boning?

I can’'t ----ing do anything.

Oh!

Nathan?

Could you go
do your job, please?

Yeah, I’'m good, though.

I just feel like I untense
my body for one moment,

- and I just get
- ---ing chewed out.

I am working my ass off.

Stay focused.

I don’'t understand why
Nathan keeps being goofy.

I need a bosun,
not a brosun.

Catch me a break.

Work, work, work.

Oh.

Who’'s in the tender?

Max is away with
one of the guests.

Oh!

Max, Max, come
back to the boat.

You can’'t let the guest
drive the tender.

Why is he way over there?

Get your ----ing
sh-- together on this deck.

You understand?
This isn’'t a free-for-all.

I now am pissed.

Get Max back to the boat.

Max, Max, get back to the boat.

There is a heat that is rising.

A swirl of sexual tension.

My God.

Things are stirring
in people’'s knickers.

Blah, blah, blah!

Walk on the ----ing wild side!

Yeah!

About to blow
them away with the food.

Oh, my God!

I don’'t want to see your penis.

The guests are, like,
pressing on us too hard.

I don’'t know what we did.

They’'re working
for us right now,

so they’'re going to have
to go around our time.

The crew is starting
to bend and break.

Cathy, there’'s a vibe where
everyone’'s ----ing around.

I’'ve spent all day
on these ----ing dishes.

Ah!

Max, you just hit me.
Just be careful.

Guys, stop.

Nathan’'s really lost control.

You need to fix it in the water.

You cheeky ----ing prick.

Nathan is, like, a bulb
that is about to explode.

We don’'t do things your way,
Max, we do them my way.

90% of my thought is about sex.

Oh, really?

Oh!

You told me I’'m not going do
anything physical

with any of the girls?
I gave you my word.

That word was broken.

I made a mistake.

What are you doing tomorrow?

It’'s ----ing devastating.

I might have lost
the love of my life.

I hated you so long.

Every part of me wanted
to never seen you again.

- I’'m going to fall.
- No, you’'re not.

No!