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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

First thing is welcome Cathy.

Yay!

So much better.

You really know what you’'re doing.

So I was actually going to make you both second stew.

Oh!

I can put on a fake smile, but...

Can you stay in swim platform, bro?

- Stay on there. - I just want to go toilet.

Wait there and I’'ll swap out with you.

That’'s common sense.

No one is on deck.

I don’'t want to see all three of you in the crew mess

on a charter day ever again.

Oh, my God.

It’'s charter four.

I want you to make sure they’'re doing their job.

100%.

Let them see your professionalism.

Yeah.

I need to get control of this team ASAP.

I know this is sh--.

I just want to kiss someone.

I can’'t tell you how upset I am right now.

Now I’'m, like, single.

You single, single now?

Yeah. I want the next night out.

- I know. - Oh, la, la.

- Yes. - Oh, no.

I’'m giving you a day off tomorrow.

Oh, my God!

You’'re cool.

Joe is giving me a warning,

but I’'m just still curious to kind of explore Wonderland.

Got to be careful, eh?

Yes.

Try it.

Max and I are just gravitating towards each other.

Have a good time.

No, no, no.

What the?

Goodnight, Aesha.

Yeah, you can do exactly what you did tonight.

Tomorrow.

Oh.

I’'ve never felt more rejected in my life.

And with Kizzi, it’'s like she doesn’'t care

who she’'s going to piss off.

She just gets what she wants.

She could have joined. She could have joined.

Why not?

What a ----ing first night.

I can’'t believe the turn of events tonight.

Get me on a ----ing sun lounger tomorrow.

All right, into bed.

Night.

Oh, I’'ve got my titties out.

- Good night. - Good night, amore.

Oh, my God.

---ing hell.

I’'m not afraid for any commitment whatsoever, but...

I’'ve got feelings for her.

I’'m surprised that I like Joe as much as I do.

There’'s definitely a giddy little feeling, which is cute.

It’'s nice to kind of have that again.

Got to ----ing bed.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. Kizzi.

- I go here? - Absolutely not.

Cheeky, cheeky boy.

Thanks, babe.

- Darling. - Sweetheart.

My delight, full of passion.

Cathy, I’'m coming.

I think you’'ll feel better in the morning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe!

Oh, I’'ll sleep there, thanks.

Sleep well, brother.

Thank you for that.

This was the worst night ever.

Ow!

- Good night, Cathy. - Bye, babes.

Thanks for letting me stay.

Jesus Christ.

- Oh, no! - What?

Nathan.

Get up to my bed.

What a night.

That’'s nice, and it felt good.

yeah.

Hiya. Hello.

Kissed.

- A nice little cuddle. - Yeah.

And God rest.

Is Max alive this morning?

Yeah. He was doing the breathing thing.

Yeah, we were just up there.

I was a little bit upset,

because I thought that we were going to progress last night.

- But I was disrespected. - Mm-hmm.

- What if I wear this? - But that was it.

- Mm. - I love it.

Mm. It’'s not beach club.

- It’'s cute. - Yeah.

Things are definitely still a bit awkward with Kizzi,

but I’'m not engaging with that,

because I need to prove that I’'m a good stew.

Like, you annoy me. I’'m going to outshine you.

You’'re going to look worse. I win.

Oh!

Work hard, play hard.

Thank God we’'re having this day off.

I’'ll see you later.

I can’'t actually express the pressure that comes

with being Captain Sandy’'s bosun.

Okay, captain, if you can come astern.

I need distances. I just need directions.

We’'re now square.

No one is on deck.

I don’'t want to see all three of you in the crew mess.

I need to release energy big time, like,

finally ----ing relax.

Vamos, bingo bingo. Vamos.

Let’'s go!

I can’'t wait to get in a pool.

You look so ----ing good.

Oh, I’'m so excited.

Thanks, brother.

Okay, boys, welcome to my therapy session.

I had a good night with Victoria last night.

Yes.

I haven’'t felt like this in...

Yeah.

Obviously, I was flirting with Joe before,

and now that I know that you have feelings, I’'m like...

Oh, yeah, thanks for respecting that.

Max.

Yeah.

Kizzi had ----ing dirty tactics.

Yeah.

And it actually wasn’'t cool.

I just got a bit trigger-happy, do you know what I mean?

It was my first night out single,

- so I was like, woo-hoo! - She likes the attention.

I was feeling a bit stressed, obviously, after last night.

Of course.

I wasn’'t the nicest thing to hear.

But, like, I hope you know that I didn’'t say anything bad,

and, like, whatever you heard that you weren’'t happy with,

just talk it out.

It was more just, like, say it to me.

That’'s between you two.

Listening to my two co-workers talk about how sh-- I am.

It’'s not a very nice feeling.

I didn’'t say anything that wasn’'t true,

and that I wouldn’'t say again to Kizzi’'s face.

It’'s just a shame, because I really get on with Aesha.

Why can’'t everyone just be ----ing adults?

If you’'ve got something to say, say it to me.

Yeah.

Coming up...

I am not looking elsewhere.

Sunscreen!

- You’'re super protected. - Yeah.

Oh, oui! Oh, oui! Oh, oui!

The sexual tension is exploding over everyone’'s faces.

Let’'s go!

I can’'t wait to get in a pool.

The beach here is so ----ing good.

I need a mojito. I’'m very tired.

Beach time, baby.

- I’'m so excited. - I cannot wait.

Yeah!

Aw, I’'m good.

Are you okay today?

Energy’'s very off.

You were kind of a bitch to me last night,

- but I just... - Why?

- You were just chatting. - In the hot tub.

Yeah, you were just talking about me

while I was there.

Just say it to me.

Because it was all true, and I will be like,

- yeah, no. True. - Yeah.

But to hear it and not be able...

Not to be able to be like, yeah, you’'re right.

Yeah.

Then I’'ll be like, I can’'t defend myself.

I will always say to your face

the things that I say when you’'re not there.

- Yeah. - I just want you to know,

I love you so much,

and I’'m so happy that I meet you.

And I have so much fun with you,

and all of those things are true as well.

I do like Kizzi.

But she’'s not a girl’'s girl.

And hopefully, she’'ll reflect,

and she will take something from it.

Or she’'ll try and take your man.

This is ----ing life.

Does this not look a bit much?

Babe, you are a bit much.

So just carry on being much.

Yeah. It’'s okay.

You’'ve got no ties to me.

I don’'t have any ties to you.

It’'s just, I thought that we were maybe gonna, like, hook up.

And then it was like, I wasn’'t even there.

- Hi. - Yeah.

Listen, let’'s just have a good time.

Yeah.

Cheers, girl.

Guys!

Oh!

Sunscreen.

I’'ll put it on my hand.

It’'s not gonna soak in, like, because you’'re wet.

- I’'ll apply it to you. - Oh, yeah. Go on, then.

I’'m so protected right now.

- You’'re super protected. - Yeah.

- You want some cream? - Oh, yeah.

Be careful. It might be a aphrodisiac.

A little bit deeper.

- What’'s up? - I wanna go swim.

Swim.

Wait. I need the full back done.

Because you have been good to me.

Mmm.

Okay, wait.

This is not...

- Joe! - Hey.

- Are you good, brother? - I’'m good, bro.

- Are you good? - Huh?

- Are you good? - I’'m good if you are good, bro.

Yeah!

- Let’'s get up there. - I love how Aesha dances.

Okay, Kizzi. Bring it out. Bring it out.

Yeah, Cathy!

- Oh la la. - Go down my leg.

Oh oui! Oh oui!

Oh oui! Oh oui! Oh!

Wow.

I earned this.

For’'s sake.

Looks good.

Yeah! Baby!

I ----ing love it.

- Oh, my God. - I love Aesha.

- She’'s crazy, bro. - Hey! Oh!

Oh, la la!

What the is going on?

I’'m doing this for the women of our nation.

I’'m like the suffragettes.

I’'m helping women get the right to the meaningless snog.

Don’'t know how we got here.

But it, why not?

This is woman empowerment. I love it.

Their tongues are these cave explorers

searching for something that they’'re not quite getting.

Kizzi’'s tongue is searching for attention

and Nathan’'s tongue is searching for

a way to be a better bosun.

Nathan is busy.

Okay.

All of this sexual tension is exploding over everyone’'s faces,

and you know what,

I’'m not actually mad about it.

I’'m having the time of my life.

♪ Why am I still single as ♪

♪ Find me a girl with a nice big bum ♪

Can’'t say that, it’'s really crude.

- No. No. - Okay.

I’'ve only ever had one real relationship.

Seven years ago, I genuinely thought,

you’'re going to marry this woman,

you’'re going to have kids with this woman, stuff like that.

So I moved to Spain, she stayed in Liverpool,

So I was in real estate, and

I sold a house to somebody that was a fraud.

But what happened with me?

I lost my job, I lost the apartment,

I ended up sleeping in my car.

And I was like, I’'m not worthy for this woman.

And since that day, I’'ve never had

a butterfly feeling from a girl until now.

V’'s gave me similarities of my ex.

Like, it could be a potential serious relationship,

and it’'s actually really scary to me.

So I’'m just trying to manage that.

Coming up...

We need a spring line and a shoreline.

Can we get that line off?

This one off, why?

- Is that what he wanted ? - No, no.

Leave that line there.

- Who said to take the line off? - It was an accident.

- Don’'t take the - ---ing line off.

And tie this one off.

We are, mate.

I’'ve not had it before, mate.

I am.

All right, so, here’'s the one I need for the video.

See this one, please.

Bro, I told her, there’'s an expiry.

He’'s like, hey, this has an expiration date.

- He didn’'t! - Yeah, he did.

Oh!

But part of me is like, why does it have to?

I know, bro. I know what you’'re saying.

Let’'s go home.

Really, let’'s go. Vamos.

Ow!

- Boys. - Yes, Aesha?

This is hitting me so incredibly hard.

Nathan, you need to ----ing put cream on your face.

Yeah, I think you’'ve got a burn.

Bro, you have like a spot like this going out full of cider.

What a ----ing smashing day.

What’'s time do we have to wake up for tomorrow, Nathan?

8:30.

The way that we left and we’'ve come back is not the same.

Oh, Lord.

How are you feeling?

I’'m feeling good, you know.

Oh, it’'s on your mind a bit.

But you’'ll be on the ball.

And you won’'t let it slip.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is what it is.

Oh, my God.

It’'s mad.

- Hello. - Hi, my love!

How’'s it going on the day off?

Oh, my God.

We went to this pool club.

And everyone was kissing each other.

So I danced by myself for three hours straight.

Sounds real relaxing for your day off, honey.

Oh, my God, it was so fun, though.

- Cool. - All right, my love.

Well, I can’'t wait to see you.

Yeah, I can’'t wait to see you, too.

Have a good day. Bye.

I’'m ----ing knackered.

Yeah.

What do you reckon?

I think you just wait it out.

With Kizzi, it was not anything romantic.

It’'s just trying to avoid reality,

- because I’'ve been up to my - ---ing eyeballs

in work sh-- this season.

And, like, thinking about how much I actually miss Gael.

Everything about life is just, like, spinning around my head.

And I don’'t even know where I stand anymore.

- Good night, bro. - I love you.

Have a good sleep.

Morning, how are you?

Good. With your pretty ass face.

How was your evening?

- Good, thank you. - That was great.

I put the two green bins over there,

but they need to be rinsed out.

We’'ve done the teak on the end deck,

but there’'s stains on the port side.

We’'re gonna do that today.

Make sure this boat’'s in pristine condition.

Okay. Thanks, cap.

For this charter, we’'re swapping you guys this time.

How fun!

Can’'t wait.

I think it’'s good to take turns.

So, can you please step into laundry this morning?

Yeah.

And then can you please vacuum?

Yeah.

Between Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding,

I think I sympathize more with Tonya

because she worked so hard, had it rough.

I mean, ----ing breaking someone’'s knees

probably isn’'t the best way to go about it.

Just to be clear,

I’'m not gonna hire someone to club Cathy’'s knees.

Maybe a big toe.

Come on!

Thanks, honeys.

I’'ve got a good feeling about this charter.

- What about you? - I’'m really excited.

It’'d be a good challenge to, like, really do the decky part.

It’'s fine.

Oh my ----ing God.

Whoa.

Deck crew, meet me in the bridge for our preference meeting.

- Copy. - Copy, Captain.

- What’'s up, my Gs? - What’'s up?

Joshy Washy!

This is where the proper magic happens.

- Okay. - The next two days,

co-primaries Kamil and Patrycja

are celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary.

He wants to treat his friends Imran,

Andrew, Miguel, Dr. Carla, Dr. Rasa

and Mike to a dream vacation.

Itinerary requests.

On day one, the guests want to indulge

in the water toys the yacht has to offer.

- Everything. - Sheesh.

The group would love to have a romantic party

set in ancient times,

like Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.

They are requesting a night two dinner theme

of sexy nightlife of Spain.

Titties out!

They would like a taste of tapas,

suckling pig from Madrid

and intense seafoods from Barcelona.

These themes are a little bit out of the box,

but I like things that are out of the box.

I’'ve gone skinny dipping with a bunch of hippies,

drinking ayahuasca in the sacred valleys of Peru,

playing guitar with the drummer from Queen.

Doing something that I’'ve never done before

really sparks something in me.

That can really add a new direction

to where I take the food.

- This is going to be tough. - Yeah.

This is going to be a fun charter, I think.

I like it, I’'m excited.

Thanks, guys!

Okay, here’'s another thing.

When that sun starts to come up,

this boat better be clean on the outside.

There’'s no reason for your watch it can’'t be.

Yeah.

In the beginning of the season, Nathan had a rocky start

because he didn’'t have a strong deck team.

Holy Jesus!

It’'s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

The guests don’'t let them...

No, because they have been drinking.

No! There you go.

- My God. - What the.

Now he has a strong crew, and he’'s still struggling.

We’'re headed into charter five,

and this is the third charter with this new deck team.

I have big expectation.

I need to see that Nathan can take charge,

delegate, and have a smooth running deck.

Freshen the decks, all the time.

- Yeah. - I’'m going to pay attention.

Coming up...

On behalf of the Bravado team,

we welcome you on board as soon as a...

Is there like a servant you can send to us?

Stop!

There might be an uprising amongst the servants.

- They are servants. - Oh, my goodness.

That’'s it.

Ah!

Deck crew, can you please do a garbage sweep?

Clark, clark, clark, like Bruce Lee.

Yow!

Okay, we’'ll just take all that stuff out and put it in there.

All crew, all crew,

wrap it up and get into your whites.

Copy.

Oh!

I’'m actually excited to get going today.

- Mademoiselle. - Thank you so much.

- Room service. Cheers. - Thank you.

- Cheers. - Well done for your promotion.

Thank you.

But she’'s two as well.

Yeah, of course.

We share job titles, we share men.

I get to finally put on my two stripes

and be the face of service,

so I need to put my stew face on.

Kizzi might have beat me to my man,

but she will not beat me at my job.

- Oh, what a moment. - There we go.

Turbulent in here today.

Turbulent in here today?

Yeah.

I’'ve waited my whole life for this.

Coming into charter five,

I’'m worried that there’'s going to be a bit of residual tension

between Cathy and Kizzi after the kiss.

I’'m just going to shower everybody with positivity.

Let’'s give this charter

everything we ----ing have okay?

Give them the best time ever.

All crew, let’'s proceed to the dock

for guest arrival.

Wash away the bad juju. We don’'t need that.

Let’'s go, team.

Let’'s give it everything.

- Yes. - Oh, sh--.

Gorgeous girls.

Welcome to Barcelona, boys and girls.

Are you ready for some fun?

Yeah!

- I’'m Sandy. - Hi.

Now, welcome.

- Are we hugging? - Yes!

- Josh, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Josh.

Would you like a champagne?

- Thank you. - Hi.

Nice to meet you.

On behalf of the Bravado team, we welcome you on board.

As soon as, uh... um...

Want me to grab your towels?

Aesha’'s going to show you around the boat.

Thank you.

And then we’'re going to take off.

Cheers to that.

There’'s just some craziness.

Come on board Motor Yacht Bravado.

Sweet. Go change.

This is the main salon.

This is probably the coolest room in the boat,

temperature-wise.

- Not too bad, boys. - It’'s not too bad, isn’'t it?

This is the primary suite.

Oh.

Happy anniversary.

I want to hear Patrycja screaming tonight.

Can I get a kiss?

Charcuterie ready.

That’'s it, lads.

You’'re welcome to just relax and enjoy

and we’'ll get off the dock.

- Perfect. - Cool.

- Question? - Yes, sir.

- I need to do laundry ASAP. - Same here.

Is there like a servant you can send to?

Stop!

I don’'t know if this guy thinks he’'s being funny.

He’'s the guy you’'ve been worried about.

I’'ll grant him the grace that this might be a joke,

but if it isn’'t,

there might be an uprising amongst the servants.

Yeah, no worries.

Just a lot to do.

---ing too much going on in my mind.

Nathan, Nathan, start freeing up the lines.

Straight backs.

Max, you could drop the port ground line.

All lanes on board in the stern.

So this is all to be washed.

This can all go in the dryer.

All right, great.

I have the best job, making sure you’'re all hydrated

with lots of alcohol.

Oh, these stink.

You’'re clear to swing on the stern.

All right, guys, we’'ll get our lines stowed away.

This doesn’'t suck.

Catch up.

No, I’'m just kidding.

I’'m all set now. Thank you.

- Hello, peasants. - How do I call the servants?

Calm down.

Oh, my goodness.

They are servants.

Remove that word completely from this trip.

No more. No more.

- Max. - Yep.

- I have two here ready to go. - Yeah.

How to wrap grape leaves.

Can I leave the fenders inflated?

- No. - Okay, cool.

We’'re pros, remember?

Yeah, I know. That’'s why I asked.

We’'re not a floating trailer park.

There you go.

Whoa!

Captain, stop shaking the boat.

Ow.

The waves, they’'re bigger now.

That is weird.

These are big.

This swell is going to be big.

We dock.

Nathan, can you come to the bridge?

Nathan to the bridge.

Yeah, on my way.

Sometimes there’'s storms happening other places

where you have the wind effect, which creates swells.

Waves begin far, far away from us.

And by the time it reaches us, it has built up.

The boat can handle it, but it’'s not fun for the clients

and it’'s not safe for the crew.

The weather update just came through,

so it’'s actually going to pick up a little bit.

Okay.

So we’'re definitely going to dock.

We’'re going to go to Vilanova just for the night.

It’'s a nice protected marina.

And tomorrow, our hope is to be able to get off the dock.

Oh, my hair looks like a mess.

Aesha, Aesha, just update them that

we’'re going into the marina because

the swell’'s going to kick up later.

- Copy. - Start getting the fenders out.

- I’'ll be at pumps. - Okay.

She said to let you know that the swell is picking up a lot.

So we are going to head into the marina.

She didn’'t explain to us why. Why?

We all have boats and my boat can handle this.

It’'s going to pick up a lot.

- Let’'s go, go, go, eh? - Yeah, yeah.

- I love it. - Let’'s go!

It’'s not hard to be professional around Joe at work.

Do I look at him and I’'m like, I just want to kiss you?

Like, of course.

But on charter, professional handshake,

not blushing, not look into your eyes,

not seeing the sparkle in them. Nope.

Max, Max, how are we looking on the bow?

Okay.

It’'s a nice protected marina.

We’'re going to turn inside this basin once I pull in.

Copy, cap.

I mean, if it is, our lines are completely wrong.

She’'s using bow thrusters or stern thrusters.

- I can’'t tell. - I don’'t have a stern thruster.

You don’'t. You’'re American.

Portside-to the key.

All season, we’'ve been docking the boat stern-to

but we’'re going into a new marina now,

just for the night where we have to dockside-to.

This is going to be a new challenge for our deck team

and I’'m walking on complete eggshells

with Captain Sandy right now.

So I ----ing pray it can go well.

---ing lots of sh--.

Max, we need a breastline,

a spring line and a shoreline.

You know what? I gotta see. Sorry.

Oh, I’'m sorry, Captain. Oh, sh--, my bad.

Okay. Throw your heaving lines.

Yeah.

You’'re going to need spring lines.

Joe and V, take up slack

when I want to get Cap to go ahead.

Cap, can you give a kick ahead?

Copy.

Can we get that line off?

- This one off? Why? - Is that what he wanted?

- No, no. - Never mind. Never mind.

Leave that line there.

Guys, why are you taking lines off?

No, no, no. It was an accident.

Who’'s taking, who’'s, who’'s, who said it took the line off?

It was an accident.

Don’'t take the ----ing line off.

- Put the line back. - And tie this one off.

Stop yelling.

Leave that line there.

Guys, why are you taking lines off?

No, no, no. It was an accident.

- Who said take the line off? - It was an accident.

Don’'t take the ----ing line off.

It’'s already so much pressure with like a brand new docking,

something I’'ve never done before.

I understand he’'s under a lot of pressure and it’'s tense,

but cursing at your team, it’'s not motivating,

it’'s not professional.

I don’'t like getting spoke to like I’'m a piece of sh--.

You shouldn’'t communicate to anybody in this way,

there’'s no need for it.

Let’'s take them up on this line.

This one here?

This, this, this aft-leading spring, bro.

Don’'t get mad.

I’'ll tie this one off.

Stop yelling, stop yelling, use your radio.

Copy.

We’'re good. We’'re going to shut them down.

Jesus.

What time do you think you guys want dinner?

- Let’'s go 7:30. - Awesome.

We’'ve been drinking too much.

Drunk time.

This is going to be half the trip we’'re stuck here.

We’'re going to be spending all this money.

- Captain Sandy. - Oh my goodness.

Okay, hi.

One marina to another because of the weather we’'re here.

Oh my God.

- So we’'re here for the night. - Yeah.

Today would not be safe out there.

Okay.

Why?

Do you hate me as well?

Shall we just never speak?

- Oh. - Oh.

How are you feeling, V?

Good. It’'s just that was my first time doing sideways.

Well, that looks nice. Nice work.

Do you guys want to start setting up the deco?

Yeah.

It’'s ancient luxury Greece.

- Joshy. - Hey.

So what are the canapés again?

Grape leaves.

Oysters, going to tempura them.

Yeah, I used to do that at a restaurant like 15 years ago.

- Yum. - It was delicious.

Okay.

When I hear an ancient times dinner,

I think of them feeding the grapes, you know,

those kind of vibes.

You know, I actually come from a town in England

that has a lot of Roman influence called Bath,

which has the Roman Baths,

and it brings back these memories of Rome,

even though I have no memories of Rome because I was not there.

Okay.

Can we hang them from the ceiling?

- Yeah, you just tape it. - Yeah, let’'s do that.

I don’'t think I’'ve actually

been outside, really, yet.

I’'m just in one of the moods where everyone’'s pissing me off.

You know when you have those days?

Yeah.

Okay, guys, let’'s get ready.

Let’'s do it.

This is what we wanted, royalty.

Do you want to wear one?

If I’'m just going to be in cabins, is there much point?

Yeah, I’'ll just stay in this.

I’'m just going to oil you up like a chicken.

I’'m so excited for them to sit down to dinner

so I can just go to their cabins and hide.

My arm goes out.

How’'s it going, Cheffy?

- Going good. - Grape leaves.

Yeah.

Boy, you’'re rolling out all the grapes.

Oh, my God, it’'s...

You’'re totally doing the theme. That’'s cool.

- Doing the thing in here. - Yeah.

- Welcome! - Look at you guys!

Every single one of these cabins

got skid marks in the toilet.

Josh, we’'ve got the guests up now.

Copy.

Peasant boy, how is that wine?

- Not a fan of it. - No.

I’'m serious, not a fan.

We can keep trying until you find one you like.

There’'s no problem.

I will take some of that.

Okay, I’'m ready for you guys.

Stuffed grape leaves.

I love the vibe and the friendships

and us being here on this beautiful boat

in this parking lot.

It’'s just ----ing unbelievable.

Hey.

Captain Sandy.

Welcome to Greek Night.

Oh, my goodness.

We’'ve got stuffed grape leaves and tempura oyster with

caviar, perilla and apricot.

- Thank you. - Chef, thank you.

- That’'s amazing. - Thank you, thank you.

Stuffed grape leaf for you.

Yes, please.

All right, let’'s go.

Do you want me to jump in with Kizzi, or...?

Yes, that’'d be great. Thank you.

So, I’'m really, this is flying all over your face.

I’'m so sorry.

Would you like some bread?

Yes, please.

- How are you, baby cakes? - Really good.

No, it’'s not. I need full energy.

Yeah, off.

- I’'m clearing, Josh. - Cool. Thank you.

For my 40th birthday,

I’'m going to steal one idea from your 40th.

Is it the hookers, or is it?

No, the quotes, the quotes.

I’'ve been poor, and I’'ve been rich,

and I choose rich every single time.

Kizzi, come here.

- The plates, here, please? - Yeah.

- Wow, thank you so much. - Wow.

Slow clap.

Okay, guys.

So, we’'ve got a mushroom puree.

The gnocchi is truffled, and it’'s also gluten-free.

This asparagus. Red wine jus.

Beef. I hope it’'s cooked to your liking.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- ----ing rock star. - Well done.

Mmm, delicious.

Cooked to perfection, too.

♪ Cause I’'m a lemon-squeezer geezer crowd pleaser ♪

Deck team, deck team, seeing as we’'re at the dock,

you guys can go down and get up by 7:30.

Copy that.

Were you finished with this one?

I’'m all done. Thank you, thank you.

Hi.

How are you, love?

All righty, guys. Have a good night.

All right, I’'m going to go, too.

Thanks, doll face.

Who’'s a good girl, then?

I’'m a good girl.

I’'m going to rest tonight.

Stay hydrated. Masturbate.

So I’'m fully ready for tomorrow.

Oh, they put a chocolate on my bed.

You know what I was thinking just now?

I’'m not really a yachty.

And I feel like being around people

who are super-super-yachty, I find draining.

Yeah, but I really like her, but she is very yachty.

- No, she is. - Very different people.

I just find it draining.

Something about Cathy doesn’'t feel real.

Like, nobody’'s that perfect.

I don’'t mind it as, like, a job title,

but not a personality trait.

Are you feeling left out?

- Maybe. - You’'d like to be...

Center of attention and I’'m not right now.

Exactly.

She’'s making me feel, like, a little bit small.

And I hate the fact that somebody has the power

to do that to me.

What the?

I feel like this is my time to throw a massive argument.

Coming up...

Who’'s in the tender?

Max is with one of the guests.

Max, Max, come back to the boat.

Get your sh-- together on this deck.

You understand?

I now am pissed.

What is up, my brother?

Can you wake them all up?

We’'re going off the dock in 15 minutes.

Okay.

Captain said to wake it up, we’'re leaving in 15 minutes.

Yeah, I think they’'re making, uh, mimosas.

I’'m a coffee guy in the morning.

Um, Andrew’'s up.

They’'re just having coffee.

Mm.

- Morning, Cap. - Morning.

- It’'s fine offshore. - Yeah.

So everything in the water.

When does the interior wake up when I want a deckhand?

6:30.

Okay, that’'s one when you do the same.

Because there’'s only three of them, there’'s four of you.

When it comes to the skills of the job, Nathan’'s excellent.

But when it comes to the management of the team,

it’'s kind of like all over the place.

But he really needs to get his head in the game

because my patience are running out.

We could start releasing the lines.

Copy, Cap.

- Yeah. - He’'s a rock star.

Did you sleep well?

If only I hadn’'t drank all day yesterday,

- I would have slept up here. - If only.

Okay, that’'s all lines. on board on the stern.

I’'m all set now. Thank you very much. Good job.

Thank you, Captain.

Joe and V, do you want to get changed into wets?

Okay, copy that. On me way.

This is great. This is so cool and great.

- Shame. - Smash it.

You’'ve got this.

Ta. Whatever.

Need you on the anchor. We are not very far away.

- All right, can we go? - Yeah.

Okay, drop the anchor. Two shackles in the water.

Copy, two shackles.

Kizzi, can you please help me run platters?

Yeah, on my way.

Oh, yum, yum.

You have three shackles in the water?

- Yeah. - Take up a shackle.

’'s sakes.

How’'d you miss that?

I was looking back on the finger.

- Hash browns? - Yes, please.

I’'ll take one right there.

Yeah, now we’'re talking.

All right, cap. That’'s two in the water.

Great, thank you.

Deck crew, put everything in the water.

Copy.

I wonder if they have paddle boards.

Yeah, they have paddle boards.

- Whoa! - Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Nathan?

Yeah, come.

Come, come, come, come.

Nathan, can you give me, like, a boning?

Nathan, could you give me a boning?

I can’'t ----ing do anything.

Oh!

Nathan?

Could you go do your job, please?

Yeah, I’'m good, though.

I just feel like I untense my body for one moment,

- and I just get - ---ing chewed out.

I am working my ass off.

Stay focused.

I don’'t understand why Nathan keeps being goofy.

I need a bosun, not a brosun.

Catch me a break.

Work, work, work.

Oh.

Who’'s in the tender?

Max is away with one of the guests.

Oh!

Max, Max, come back to the boat.

You can’'t let the guest drive the tender.

Why is he way over there?

Get your ----ing sh-- together on this deck.

You understand? This isn’'t a free-for-all.

I now am pissed.

Get Max back to the boat.

Max, Max, get back to the boat.

There is a heat that is rising.

A swirl of sexual tension.

My God.

Things are stirring in people’'s knickers.

Blah, blah, blah!

Walk on the ----ing wild side!

Yeah!

About to blow them away with the food.

Oh, my God!

I don’'t want to see your penis.

The guests are, like, pressing on us too hard.

I don’'t know what we did.

They’'re working for us right now,

so they’'re going to have to go around our time.

The crew is starting to bend and break.

Cathy, there’'s a vibe where everyone’'s ----ing around.

I’'ve spent all day on these ----ing dishes.

Ah!

Max, you just hit me. Just be careful.

Guys, stop.

Nathan’'s really lost control.

You need to fix it in the water.

You cheeky ----ing prick.

Nathan is, like, a bulb that is about to explode.

We don’'t do things your way, Max, we do them my way.

90% of my thought is about sex.

Oh, really?

Oh!

You told me I’'m not going do anything physical

with any of the girls? I gave you my word.

That word was broken.

I made a mistake.

What are you doing tomorrow?

It’'s ----ing devastating.

I might have lost the love of my life.

I hated you so long.

Every part of me wanted to never seen you again.

- I’'m going to fall. - No, you’'re not.

No!