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"Below Deck Med"...

Excited for the new stew?

- Nice to meet you.
- I’'m Cathy, nice to meet you.

I’'m a hugger.

She reminds me of like
a little young Mary Poppins.

She’'s gorgeous.

Hi!

I am bossy, organized,
a clean freak.

It’'s extra or nothing at all.

Do flats and stainless.

Nathan finally has
a full deck team.

He’'s worked with Joe before.

Nathan’'s test as
a bosun starts now.

Joe’'s enlisted his
personal matchmaker, Amy.

She has asked six eligible women
to join him on this trip

with the hopes of finding love!

This is a really
hard first date to top.

Good to know, good to know,
all right.

Brazil will have everything.

Like, if you want to go to
the beach, we have a beach.

I think I have some hot
pink shirts in my golf gear.

Yes.

Like, he’'s not even hot.
Like, what the?

Brooke and Leah, I’'m not going
to pursue anything with us.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

His attention seemed
more, just, like,

a regular little,
like, boat-fling.

Oh, yeah?

I’'ve got no problem with
you shagging the town

as long as everyone
that you do that with

is aware that
that’'s what you’'re doing.

Just a constant
loop of torture.

Well, who’'s the
common denominator?

Me.

You had fun here so far?

So far, yeah.

It’'s been a blast,
I took some good photos.

Oi, how nice that
we’'ve only got six now.

Yeah, it’'d be amazing
if every trip

we could get rid of the guests
as the charter goes on.

That’'s so funny.

Deck team, go change
into your night uniform.

We’'re gonna leave here at 8:30.

- Go out to sea.
- Look at that.

So clean.
You could eat off this thing.

- You could, eh? Shiny.
- Mm-hmm.

Girls, girls...

We need to get
the place settings out.

Copy.

- Do you have coasters?
- No.

Isn’'t it stunning?

It’'s just like the most
amazing thing to take in.

- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.

Good to see you guys out here.

We were just saying
how nice it is.

Yeah, this is great.

This charter,
we’'ve got a bachelor,

a matchmaker, and a
handful of bachelorettes.

- McCallan would be great.
- McCallan?

- What would you like?
- I will do my watermelon vodka.

- Yeah, and soda, yeah.
- Look at you.

I love romance.

So getting to watch people
finding love before my eyes,

how can I be anything but happy?

- Well, this is amazing.
- Thank you so much.

I can add an ice cube
or two or three.

No, this is the right number.

I’'m just watching this
charter like it’'s a show.

I’'ve got my popcorn
and it’'s a blast.

Well, cheers to a lovely day.

- Cheers.
- This was a great day.

- Great day.
- This was fun.

Hello, brother.

No, you haven’'t even.

Yeah.

Kizzi, she just is something
that I’'m used to,

that’'s playful and
all for doing anything.

And Victoria, she’'s given
me a lot of emotion.

And I love that about her.

But I just genuinely don’'t
want to hurt this girl.

Especially for what Victoria’'s
been through in her past.

I’'m just in my head
about everything.

Nathan, Nathan, Sandy.
We can leave.

Yeah, copy.

See you out there, boy.

This is looking great,
by the way.

See, I think it’'s
going to be quite cute.

Nathan, Nathan, you
could let go of the stern.

Copy, letting go.

You could drop the
port ground line.

Copy.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- Okay.
- Yep.

- All lines on board.
- Thank you.

Three meters, port side,
two ground lines.

Starboard side is now
clear of ground lines.

- Clear to swing.
- Thank you, Nathan.

I’'m all set. You guys can
bring the fenders in.

Copy, thank you, Cap.

Good job.

At the beginning of the season,

I felt like I couldn’'t
even be a bosun

because I was working
as a deckhand,

picking up the slack
from the crew.

Keep an
eye on the guests.

Yeah.

Tell them how they
use the Seabob as well.

- No worries.
- Have you done it before?

- No.
- You’'ll get it.

Holy Jesus.

He’'s floating away.

No, I didn’'t.

But now that I trust in my team,

I can relax my mind a little.

And I’'ll enjoy this
as long as this lasts.

Wow, look at that.

What a lovely day.

- Are you having so much fun?
- Yes, it’'s a fun day.

No, it’'s good, it’'s good.

But there’'s only room for
two more people tomorrow.

I’'m really excited.

I feel a really good
vibe with him.

And to be honest with you,

there’'s very different
personalities,

and they’'re all great.

- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.

And we’'ll probably start
fairly soonish?

- All good, Aesha?
- We’'re almost there.

You guys are smashing it.

I want my food to be
the star of the show.

But I’'m happy for this charter
for it to take a backseat.

Because what’'s more delicious
than taking a bite out of love?

As a hopeless romantic myself,

I’'m going to aid in
creating

a romantic atmosphere
with the menu.

I’'ve got to brush up
on my aphrodisiacs.

Ready to go straightaway
on the starter.

Okay, who here has
done 23 and me?

Yeah.

Um, well, now that
you’'ve brought that up,

I kind of like to have a
little pre-written questions.

Never have I ever
gotten a lap dance.

Oh, my goodness.

Are you going to be
right behind us?

Yeah, I’'ll be right behind you.

Joseph, would you like to...?

Yeah, I mean, it’'s where
you have some crazy sex

on an airplane at 35,000 feet.

Exactly.

It depends on which
airplane, right?

Okay, so for a starter, we’'ve
gazpacho with pesto, flour,

basil, and some marinated
heirloom tomatoes.

- Interesting. It’'s good.
- Mmm.

Phenomenal.

I wonder if on the last night,
he’'ll be like,

would you like to
come to my bed?

Stop it.

We’'ll have to, you know what,
just in case.

Lay out some condoms.

I was going to say
various petals.

And condoms.
Safety first.

Never have I stood a date up.

- Oh.
- Definitely.

Picked up, go.

But I’'m a big, thank you,
believer in karma.

It’'s okay, Tim.

Okay, so for main, we have a
lobster and a chicken dish.

Thank you.

Never have I ever turned
my underwear inside out

so I don’'t have to wash it.

- Kissed a friend’'s ex.
- Donkey show in Mexico.

Gone to jail.

Don’'t hate the player.
Hate the game.

You are so fascinating.

Yogurt parfait with a white
chocolate basil ganache.

- Enjoy, guys.
- It’'s gorgeous.

Beautiful. Thank you.

- This is really good.
- So good.

That’'s all the cabin’'s done.

- Thank you so much for
- ---ing smashing another day.

I need hugs before I go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

It’'s okay.

She’'s the golden girl now,
and that’'s fine.

She can have that,
it is what it is.

Um...

I don’'t know.

Go and sleep in
your own self worth.

Oh, I can’'t wait.

Geez, what are you doing?

Anyone want to drop the anchor?

Yeah, I’'m down.

Can we walk the anchor
to the waterline, Cap?

Yes, go ahead.

You know, things are getting
a little sloppy right now.

Ever since Joe got on board,
I feel like they’'re more

interested in having fun
than doing the job.

Okay, so put it in.

I’'m not ----ing doing that.

Now is where I really
want to see Nathan

elevating as a leader,
not going back.

- Waterline?
- Yeah, waterline.

Two shackles in the water.

Oh, goodness.

- Yeah, all good, long stay.
- We’'re all set.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, cap.

We have the opportunity for
two special dates tomorrow.

Right.

So let’'s focus on who you are
most interested in for you.

That’'s fair.

Let’'s take Alicia, for example.

Yeah, we seem to have a lot
of similar interests and traits.

Yeah.

Mariely.

She’'s funny.

And honestly,
just genuinely nice.

Yeah.

Ashleigh was lovely
and had, I think,

a genuine interest of
getting to know me.

Tell me about Anna.

She has been just her own

unique and independent
self and is great.

Yeah.

There are three people
I’'d like to know more.

So it has to be two.

But do I need to make that
decision right the second?

I’'d like you to, yeah.

Okay.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, you’'re so sweet.

- They’'re both amazing women.
- Fair enough.

- See you tomorrow.
- Good evening.

Thank you.

- Good night, sleep well.
- Thank you. Good night.

- Bye, sweetie.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hey, bro.
- Night, brother.

Oof.

Okay.

Sure.

All right, take a look.

Hello.

Your person has been
requested by Alicia.

If you’'re available.
If not, I can tell her.

Yes.

Hey there.
How are you?

I’'m good. How are you?

Nice to see you.

What’'s happening?

- Just chilling.
- Yeah?

- You okay?
- Yeah.

I don’'t want a
picture with Barcelona.

I want to get to know you.

Well, thank you.

You have genuine questions
and interests,

and I appreciate
that authenticity.

That’'s important.

You give a great vibe,

and kindness doesn’'t
come around often.

- I like you.
- I agree. I feel the same way.

Yeah. So...

I’'m glad you came
and found me.

- That’'s so weird.
- Come here.

- This is so weird.
- It’'s good.

Let me give you a kiss.

Okay. I got to go.
I’'m got to go call my daughter.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Coming up...

Ooh!

Ah!

- Okay.
- All right. Cheers.

Where is everybody?

No one is on deck.

We need deck crew on deck.

Someone needs to be
on the swim platform.

Good morning.

I’'ve done the log.
You can go straight to bed.

- All right, thanks.
- Ciao.

- Good to see you. Good morning.
- Good morning. Good to see you.

- Get a good night’'s rest?
- I did.

Doing the jetski,
doing a tender now.

Are they going to use
the toys at all?

I don’'t know.

Don’'t worry about the slide.
Next charter.

Okay, cool.

Hey...

Oh, this is
gossip from last night.

Primary went to bed and then
like two minutes later,

Alicia, she’'s like, can
you go wake up Joe for me?

She’'s trying to get him.

I really don’'t know
who’'s like in the lead.

I’'ve got no clue.

Honestly, neither.

Joe, good morning.

Do you want to go eat something?

Oh, yeah.

I’'ll stay down here while
you’'re eating, bro.

I think they’'re
getting breakfast ready.

Let meander down there and I’'ll
meet you there in a second.

Sounds good.

Which one of these are you not
going to give to the guests?

This one.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

I tried to wait for you,
but I started.

Not at all.

- Ironed and pressed.
- Amazing. Thank you.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

But you’'re saying I wasn’'t
down all that time, I was.

No worries.

I was in the cabin and
helping with the galley.

No worries, bro.

All right, cheers, man.

What do you normally eat
for breakfast on your own?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Beautiful sunshine.
- Good morning.

- What a nice day.
- Yes, it’'s beautiful.

You guys have found a
little slice of heaven here.

- Hello, ladies.
- What’'s going on?

- Where is everybody?
- Sleeping.

No one is on deck.

Nathan, Nathan, can you
come to the aft deck?

Nathan, Nathan, to
the aft deck, please.

- Nathan.
- Yeah?

To the aft deck, please.

- What’'s wrong?
- I don’'t know.

Lend me your radio.

Hi, Captain.
I’'m just finishing up eating.

I’'ll be there in two seconds.

- We need deck crew on deck.
- Huh?

I don’'t want to see all three
of you in the crew mess

on a charter day together.
Ever again.

- I’'ve just come down for--
- Not on a charter.

Someone needs to be on
the swim platform.

That upsets me.

When you’'re on charter,
stay alert. Don’'t relax.

Make sure the guests are safe.

Nathan knows better.

- It’'s not okay.
- I know it’'s not.

You’'re actually the leader.

You should be
setting an example.

Like there’'s no one back there.
That really upsets me.

- Yes.
- Of course, of course.

- Certainly.
- Thank you so much.

You’'re good.

We need people on the
swim platform at all times.

No, I know, mate.

- I wasn’'t like--
- I know but...

You know yourself. You stay
on the ----ing swim platform.

Nathan, when he gets angry,
gets angry.

But I know it’'s not personal

and he just wants
the job done correctly.

I’'m slacking a little bit
because obviously,

he’'s my best mate
a little bit as well.

You know, so...

But we’'ve got this
under control.

We’'re just ironing
out the cases.

Sorry.

If you could pop into cabins,
that would be awesome.

Okay.

So, Joseph, the two people that
are not going to continue on,

I would like it
to come from you.

Yeah, I agree.

Just let you know that we
have been told off

by Captain Sandy this morning.

So we don’'t want to be
too much in the crew mess.

Max, Nathan, can you go to
the swim platform, please?

Copy that.

Are we washing the towels?

Might as well.

- It just makes our life easier.
- Yeah.

We’'ll get to ----ing
knock off

at a normal time tomorrow
and get ready.

I hate this part.

22, 23.

Joe, I’'m going to let
you speak for yourself.

Well, I wanted to both let
you know and be upfront

that I’'ve selected to have
dates with two other ladies

on the boat,
Alicia and Ashleigh.

I’'ve enjoyed time together,

Oh, I completely understand.
This is not personal.

- It’'s just like...
- It’'s just life.

Nathan, Nathan,
please come to the bridge.

Oh my, way.

- Good luck as well.
- Thank you.

- I had a great time.
- Absolutely.

Thank you for spending
time with me.

Of course.

Someone’'s been naughty.

That’'s 100% foundation.

Have a seat.

All right. So I walk
in a crew mess and

you’'re all sitting there
while we have guests on board.

And then since Joe’'s
been on board,

it’'s becoming more of
the brotherly love-fest.

Right.

- How’'s your mom?
- Asked about you too much.

She is a ----ing sweetheart.

Give me a break.

Oh, sh--.

You’'re going to go like
deeper in a state of relaxation.

That is so cool, bro.

- I love your friendship.
- Yeah.

But that is a fine line.

It’'s charter four, rally them.
Stay focused.

Let them see
your professionalism.

Yeah.

I want you to make sure
they’'re doing their job.

100%. Yeah.

Captain’'s right.
I am in the leadership role,

so I can’'t really be as
friendly as I would like to be

with the deck team.

So by 11:30, we’'re
going to head back to the dock due to weather.

I want to beat the wind.

All right.
Thanks, Captain.

I appreciate it.

She’'s not afraid
to make changes.

So I need to get control
of this team ASAP.

Oh, my ----ing God.

Aesha...

Who else is going?

- Mariely.
- Okay.

All right, I’'m head out.

Deck team’'s not
doing great today,

so I need to be on my sh--.

What’'s your plan for the day?

Do whatever they tell me to do.

Is this suitcase
all ready to go?

Yeah, you can take this.

At least they traveled light.

- I have to go.
- Are you going?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I think I was, like,
too much for that guy anyway.

Two girls have been asked
to leave on the spot.

Really?

Anna and Mariely.

We’'re literally down
to four guests tonight.

Four guests.

Oh, my gosh, this is beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Oh, I feel glad
to have you here.

- This is so great.
- This has been great.

Can I tell you something?

There was foundation
on his pillowcase.

Oh, naughty.

I bet my whole salary that
he was going to pick her.

- Alicia.
- Yeah.

She has seen her prey.
She’'s going for it.

She’'s asserted her dominance.

She’'s pissed on him.

I was going to say
sprayed like a skunk, but...

Oh.

Ugh.

That was so bad.

I have a wild middle name.

You would never guess it.

It’'s Smokler.

That’'s badass.

Can you put away the pump
and the extension?

Yes, for sure.

Deck team,
plan of action is...

At 11:30, we
tuck everything away.

We’'re on the way to port
because of the weather.

- That’'s incoming.
- Yeah, copy.

Copy.

- Done.
- All done?

- Done.
- You’'re amazing.

Do you mind just
turning machines?

She’'s so experienced.
I’'m real into her.

Um, yes.

As the charter is going on,
I’'m starting to realize

that Cathy’'s just too good

to have one stripe
on her shoulder.

Like, she’'s taking initiative
to go above and beyond.

But I don’'t want
my girls at odds.

And I don’'t want
to demote Kizzi,

because she’'s been great.

So I don’'t really know what
to do about this right now.

Copy.

I need to ask you something.

What?

Joe took way too long
to get a quick bite

to eat this morning, right?

- Right.
- Captain came down.

There’'s no one on
the swim platform.

Oh.

How am I gonna
handle that situation?

I honestly think that you do
need to be a bit more strict.

I know, but I don’'t want to
be a dick to them either.

But it’'s not being a dick.
It’'s you’'re their boss.

Because as HoDs,
their mistakes,

unfortunately, are our mistakes.

I know.

I know it’'s hard,
because Joe’'s such a close friend of yours.

all came over, just
not being on the swim platform.

I know.

Nathan, Nathan, for Max.

Go ahead, Max.

I’'m on the beach
platform, huh?

Just to let you know.

Yeah, stay there.

You just say it.
Firm, firm, but fair.

Can you stay in the
swim platform, bro?

I just want to go toilet.

Wait there and
I’'ll swap out with you.

Okay.

Because we need one person on
the swim platform at all times.

Yeah, I know. I know.
I know.

I mean, Max.
Oh, my God.

If he knows there has to be one
person on the swim platform,

why would he leave?

Because they’'ve
been going toilet.

- This is the thing that
- ---ing winds me up.

It’'s common sense.

I’'m gonna have to get
to that stage now

where I’'m just ----ing
going to be a dick.

- Yeah.
- I’'m just ----ing pissed off.

Coming up...

I really want to get
to know both of you.

As the future progresses,
I would like to do that.

You want to date us
both and figure it out?

I don’'t like that.

Um...

It doesn’'t feel good.

It’'s not like a buffet.

Right.

So, basically, when
I mean someone

has to stay on this
one platform at all times,

I mean that if you have
to leave it for a piss

or you have to go up to main
deck to grab something,

radio it in.

I was hearing you, that’'s why
I knew you were there.

Yeah.

But until I come here,
we can’'t leave.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh!

Can you smell my veg?
It’'s really wafting.

Did you say
you smell my veg?

It’'s really wafting.

I definitely don’'t
have a smelly vag.

I don’'t want people
to think that.

- Do you want to go to toilet?
- Yeah, yeah.

---ing forgot.
I don’'t even--

I’'m going to
squeeze it, you know?

I don’'t even.

She’'s iron clad.

She’'s been through
the wars, this one.

Deck crew, deck crew.

You can start bringing
all the toys in.

Yeah, copy captain.

It’'s so interesting because the
clients look out and they go,

but the weather looks fine.

But it’'s coming.

The problem is getting
stuck out there

and it starts rocking
and rolling.

We lose our stabilizers.

We lose an engine.
It’'s dangerous.

It’'s not worth it.

Nathan, the swim
platform is now clear.

Copy.

You can start
hauling the anchor.

Okay, let’'s go.

- Inside.
- Right.

I was like, why is this so hard?

Anchor is up.

Thank you very much.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Go eat lunch.

Being underway
makes me so happy.

I love cruising.

Did you not think
I was cute before?

Apart from my fake nose,
fake boobs and fake hair.

So what’'s for dinner then?

Pasta.

And then the main is
beef and crème brûlée.

yes, I get to
eat one of those again.

Yes.

See you.

I’'m a relationship girl.

I don’'t think I’'ve
ever been single

for more than three months.

I can’'t help it.

They just fall in love
with me and I can’'t say no.

I don’'t know.

I’'m obviously just so great.

Hopefully as a person
and it’'s just not in bed.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

I love having someone to
talk to

and share things with
and travel with.

But I’'m trying to learn
how to say no to people

that I don’'t see a future with.

So for now, we’'re about fun.

- And what time is dinner?
- 8:30.

Yeah, probably 8:30.

Are we on the stern?

Yeah, nearly.

Deck crew, deck crew. Need us
prepared for the docking.

And tonight’'s romance.

Yeah.

Everything’'s hearts
and roses.

Exactly.

No chatter.
Go get on the platform.

Sorry.

Am I blushing?

Does it look like it?

Switching to port wing,
port wing.

25 meters from the dock

and five meters
to starboard, please.

Jesus Christ,
she’'s backing in here.

Yeah, she really
threw that thing in.

She’'s good.

Art to this.

Well, I’'ve done this.

Ten meters from the dock.

One time I did
those boat clubs

and they gave me a boat
and I had a big current

and I was like,
let me just gun it

and I just kind of
swung the end in.

Okay, that’'s perfect, Cap.
If we can come back on that.

Everybody was watching,
having a drink.

Like, who’'s this idiot?

Okay, cap, if you
can hold it there.

You want it?

Bringing the line on the bow.

She does a nice parking job.

Do you want me
to tie off here, mate?

Yeah, tie off tight.

Okay.

Okay, head into the bow.

Right, come on.

That’'s all lines
secure on the stern.

Smoothest docking to date.

Well done.
Thank you.

Thank you, Captain.

- Bro.
- All right.

At least we know
how to dock a boat.

Deck crew, deck crew,
let’'s get changed.

- I’'m going to go shower.
- Yeah.

I’'m going to get
a few things done.

Sounds good.

Hey, that was quite an
interesting day, that bro.

We can do better, bro.

Yeah, of course.

Well...

Give me a piece
of your pheromones.

Now that Kizzi is single,

I’'ll indulge in
this current tide,

fully alive,

eyes dilated through
no fault of mine,

high off sexy fumes
of lavender scented pheromones.

If love was the drug,
wait until you taste me.

Wait until you taste me.

Now we just need
five more minutes.

Five more soothing
blissful ----ing minutes

before the alarm smashes down
the stifles of silence.

Don’'t go there.

- ----ing hell.
- Give us a whiff.

Okay.

Let’'s do this.

What’'s the plan
now then, big dog?

Let’'s go out, freshen up.

Joe, bridge deck.

V, you can do the staircase.

Max, main deck.

Copy.

Look at you, polishing things.

I know, eh?

But you’'ve kissed
him already, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- I haven’'t kissed him yet.

I’'m going to get competitive.

Well, guys, I’'m going
to get something to eat.

- Yeah, yeah. Go eat.
- Starving.

I go?

Did you touch...
Yeah, clean that up.

You touched
everything, like, ah!

Where’'s the bloody ice bucket?

I’'m starving, bro.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Just give it a quick
wipe with the chamois.

- Okay.
- Where’'s Max and Joe?

I’'m not sure.
Maybe in the crew mess.

We shouldn’'t be in the crew
mess together, should we?

Yeah, we have to be on
the swimming platform.

Let’'s go.

Still got a lot better.

Shall we kiss and be like that?

So romantic!

Max, Joe.
Where are you at?

I’'m on standby
in the crew mess.

Joe, if you can keep doing
the port side main deck.

And Max, go on the
starboard side or main deck aft.

Ridiculous.

Copy that. On me way.

- Pretty impressive.
- No worries, man.

Anything for you.

Can I pardon you
for a beverage?

Of course you can.

Max, Max.
Location?

- Hi.
- Look at you.

I’'m all wind blown right now.

Mwah.

- Thanks for being here.
- Thank you.

You’'re just stunning tonight.

Thank you.

So, are you looking
to have more kids?

I would, yeah.

I’'m thinking like 10 maybe.

12, you know.

Let’'s take this...

I’'m going to see myself out.

All right.
That’'s sound.

So, what were you
actually doing when we were

on the sun deck
doing the carpet?

I done bridge deck and then...

Bro, you can’'t just decide
what you’'re going to do,

you have to ask me
because I’'m the bosun.

And if you have a ----ing
problem with that or Max,

No, I have no problem.

Then we can sit down and
have a conversation.

There’'s no problem here.

- Now it’'s a problem for me.
- Okay.

- Because I’'m gonna start
- ---ing losing my cool.

Who even is this?

Honestly. I’'m gonna
start getting ----ing cranky.

There’'s fingerprints
here, look.

I know.
We’'re on charter.

Max, don’'t ----ing speak back.

I feel like the guys
have disrespected me.

And I’'m not okay with it.

We’'re on charter.
We’'re doing our job.

Deck hands, deck hands,
stainless, paint.

We’'re on charter.
We’'re doing our job.

Deck hands, deck hands,
stainless, paint.

So yes, I’'m going just to
stay here like all night.

Are you gonna bitch and moan

or are you gonna
crack on with the job?

Why, why you speak like this?

It’'s a super yacht.

So we need to
maintain the standard.

Just because we’'re
in port doesn’'t mean

we get to sit down
on our ass and do all.

It’'s like fundamentals.

Okay.

Do you know what you can do now?
You can go down for two hours.

---ing dope.

Hello, look at you.
You look gorgeous.

- So do you.
- Good to see you.

- How are you? Look amazing.
- Hi.

Good to see you.

It’'s been so long.

Josh, that’'s all
three at the table.

I’'ll be ready on
the starter very soon.

It’'s the final dinner and
we are down to two girls,

one bachelor,
for all the marbles.

For all of Bachelor Joe’'s
marbles, specifically.

Well, cheers, ladies.

Thanks to our
last night together.

This is gonna be lovely.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Where did you wanna have dinner?

Oh, on the roof.

I would love
an old-fashioned burger.

Yes, totally.

Thank you, no rush.

Back in the shower.

Amy’'s just going upstairs
now, so once we serve this...

I’'ll go straight
away in the burger.

Yep.

Is this like a
Valentine’'s Day dinner?

This is our romance.

Will you be my Valentine, Joe?

Uh... oh, here’'s the chef.
Just in time.

Good timing.
Thank you.

Perfect timing.

For starter is some butternut
agnolotti freshly made.

- Please enjoy.
- Enjoy guys.

Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

Same.

- Where’'d you want me?
- Sort out the laz.

Okay.

Last season, we had a laugh,

we had a joke,
we were dancing together.

It was a happy vibe.

I love finger-blasting
my bumhole.

Yeah?

Just a quick one before
I go to sleep.

I might join ya.

I feel like a
real bromance, really.

Is it forming?
Is it forming?

But now that he’'s the boss

and I have to respect
his position on board.

I just hope this doesn’'t cause
a rip in our friendship.

I hope it doesn’'t
get to that level.

Yeah, see, this is it.
This is the standard.

This is what I expect
from you, bro.

I ----ing love it.

I’'m sorry again, eh?

Beautiful.

Thanks, Josh.

- No problem, enjoy.
- Beautiful.

Thank you.

So how do we feel
about Valentine’'s,

to be honest with you?

Is that like one of those things
where you guys are like,

- I’'ve got to have?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- I just want flowers that day.

Like, breakfast in bed
and then I’'m good.

Okay, burger ready?

Kizzi, do you mind
running it up?

Mm-hmm.

V, V, go down now, please.

Copy.

Okay, we have your burger.

Oh, this is my dream.

It looks so good.

Yeah.

Once I’'m like in,
I give everything.

- Okay, guys.
- Gorgeous.

There’'s beef,
red wine jus, broccoli.

- Thank you, guys.
- This is beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Well done, Josh.

- Thank you, guys.
- Wow.

Max notices everything.

Aw.

He went, oh,
you’'ve got no makeup on.

Like, two seconds
he looked at me.

Cheeky, cheeky.

Let’'s have a three-way kiss.

Let’'s all just get
drunk and share.

Listen, I haven’'t got
enough tongue for everyone.

Oh, that’'s true.

You’'re going to be on
the sidelines going, let me in.

You’'re terrible.

I mean, would you want
a guy that’'s, like,

six inches shorter
to roll around with?

No.

I mean, you’'re all
the same height

when you’'re
laying down, right?

Um...

Cathy, you can
actually knock off.

- Copy.
- I can’'t finish this.

I know. I’'m full.

- It’'s so good.
- Tell Josh it’'s delicious.

- So good.
- Awesome.

- I’'m so pleased.
- So amazing.

Okay, ready for ya.

Cool.

I’'m going to bed.

man,
that sh--’'s unreal.

That crème brulee?

Enjoy, guys.

Mm.

Joe, thank you so much.

Mm-hmm.

- This has been just...
- Thank you for being here.

Amazing.

When we cheers, you have
to look in my eyes,

or it’'s seven
years of bad sex. - Oh.

They’'re having, like,
really deep conversations,

and I’'ve bought these
couples question cards,

and once a week, I want to
do, like, a date with Scott,

because now that we’'ve
been together so long,

I get really lazy asking stuff.

Me, too.
I’'m just the same.

Okay.

We’'ve texted each other.

- This was perfect.
- We’'ll be up there.

Oh my God.

What’'s after this, guys?

We got to get back up top.

I love that.

Yeah.

Hi, ladies.

- Come cozy up with us.
- What is this?

Yes.

I want to go to bed.

I will.

- I’'m off to bed.
- Yeah, all right.

Well, I appreciate
guys being good sports

and post-yacht...

I really want to get to
know both of you, honestly.

I don’'t like that.

You want to date us both
and figure it out?

I’'m not asking to date
both of you guys forever.

I’'d just like to get to know
you a little bit better

before I said
I’'m not interested.

It’'s not like a buffet.

You have both amazing
traits that I’'ve enjoyed.

So to say, hey, I don’'t
want to see that ever again.

We’'re out of here.

It would be premature for me.

That’'s where I’'m at
as of this moment.

And I need some time
to think about that.

- Is that fair?
- Yeah.

I’'m going to say good night.
I’'m exhausted.

Okay.

Good night.

That was weird.
It was, like, pussy energy.

I actually, like, am feeling,
like, not good right now,

because I, like,
really liked him.

Because you knew him for,
like, a day and a half.

- Thank you.
- You’'re welcome.

And that one’'s yours.

And Joe’'s gone to bed.
He’'s not coming back up?

Yeah, who knows
what he’'s doing.

I don’'t know if I want to stay.

Like, if he wants to
date both of us, I’'m out.

He’'s a ----ing idiot.

He’'s an idiot.

I texted Amy.
We just dumped Joe.

You’'re punching above your
weight with both of them.

Just pick one.

You and I are way too
spectacular for a man

to be, like,
indifferent about us.

You’'re not a prize, sir.
You’'re balding.

Good night.

Bet he has a small dick.

It’'s terrible.

He’'s a loser.

I don’'t think
he realizes what he did.

I don’'t know.

He’'s really shot himself
in the foot here, I think.

Yeah, I see that now.

Horrible.
Horrible boys.

The lot of them.

I have the hiccups.

Coming up...

Thank you so much for making me
so proud every single day.

Not thrilled.

It’'s just ridiculous you having
one stripe on your shoulder.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Good morning, good morning,
good morning.

Okay.

I tried a new fold so that
the rags would fit nicely.

It’'s so satisfying.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I could use some of that.

Good morning.

Is it a good morning?

Oh, no.

Were you ready to hop off?

Yeah?
Yeah.

Awesome.

Deck crew, can you put
the luggage on the dock?

Ashleigh, she’'s really lovely.

She’'s kind, she’'s polite,
she’'s good looking.

I feel like she just
deserves the world.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

Bye.

Good luck.

I mean, honestly.

Oh, my goodness.

I was trying to find Ashleigh.
She already left?

Yes.

- Hi. Good morning.
- Morning.

What’'s up, you dirty slag?

I’'ve got gossip.

How’'d you sleep?

I actually got a few hours
in the last night,

which was good.
I was cooked.

So, Kizzi left a note in my
bathroom, apparently, Joe said,

well, I can’'t
pick either of you

because I really
like both of you.

The only hop that he
has to do is pick one.

I’'m here for the ending.

Well, listen, I’'m sorry that
last night was so challenging.

I hate that it was, too.
It was weird.

I felt like you and I just
had a very genuine connection,

- and that was all.
- Fair.

- I got it.
- You see what I’'m saying?

Well, I appreciate you
trying to understand.

I’'d like to spend more
time to get to know you.

If you’'re up for it,
that’'s what I wanted to say this morning.

- Yeah.
- No, I appreciate that.

I would, too.
Yeah, I, yeah.

Could you hear
my YouTube last night?

I actually didn’'t, you know.

Okay, good.

What were you listening to?

"Do Aliens Exist?"

I love a good documentary.

Should I go pack or...

Yeah, do that,
and then we can...

Yeah, then we can hang out.

I feel like you have
the type of, like,

singing voice that
makes babies giggle.

Babies look at me and cry.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good.

I’'m so confused.
What is going on?

I get a text from
Ashleigh saying,

Alicia and I both
broke up with Joe.

Okay.

What happened?

I said that I would like
to get to know them more

after this adventure ended,

and they were unsatisfied
with that response.

Oh, wow.

I saw chemistry
between you and Alicia,

and I thought it was
going to be more her.

We spoke this morning, and we
agreed that we would connect,

so I appreciate your input.

You’'re welcome, Joseph.

Deck team, can somebody please
come and grab Amy’'s bags?

I go.

- Hello, lovely.
- Hello.

It’'s okay.

- Mademoiselle.
- Monsieur.

All crew, all crew, guest
departure in 15 minutes.

Please get into your whites.

Yeah?

Oh my God.
Love that. Thank you.

I’'m blushing.

- Oh! Nice.
- What?

- It’'s ----ing humongous.
- Is it?

It was like...

Viva la France.

What is happening?

Oh, I just gave Max a boner.

He’'s got the biggest dick
I’'ve ever seen in my life.

All crew, all crew.

Let’'s meet on the dock
for guest departure.

Okay, let’'s line up.

She’'s left.

- So...
- She didn’'t say goodbye to me.

Okay.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

- Thank you, Joe.
- Thank you.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

Max.

Good work out there, man.

You’'re a boss.
I love you.

Thank you so much.
This is for you and the crew.

Thank you.

You guys took very,
very good care of us.

The experience of
a lifetime, so...

Y’'all are amazing.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I just wanted
this charter to end

with this big, grand moment.

Joe picks his girl.
They kiss.

They run off the boat together
happily ever after.

And now it all just
feels deflated and weird.

Um, we can do this.
How about that?

- My hand is sweating.
- You’'re good.

Look, they’'ve got
their arms linked.

Is that love?

Is that what it’'s
supposed to look like?

That awkward hobble
down the marina?

Yeah, I’'m sweating.

All right, everyone,
into our reds,

and let’'s meet back
in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

Tip meeting!

Yay!

Thank you so much, girls.

My legs look like
tampon strings.

---ing hell!
What does mine look like?

Tip meeting, bitches.

Let’'s go.

Ha ha ha ha!

- Better!
- Sorry.

It’'s okay.

The most expensive pillow
you’'ll ever lie on.

- Hello.
- Hi!

So, charter four.

Unlike any other charter
we’'ve ever done.

First thing I want
to do is welcome Cathy.

- Yay, Cathy!
- Yay!

Yay!

I have felt so welcome.

You are just the most
incredible addition.

You are so experienced,

and you really know
what you’'re doing.

And you’'re pretty cool
to top it off.

Thank you for being amazing.

- Whoo!
- Yeah.

So, yeah, I feel like
we are such a good unit.

Deck, well, you
all know it’'s coming.

I’'m very disappointed.

V, I just want to leave
you out of this equation.

Okay.

Now, I love the bromance.

I don’'t want to be a joy kill,

- but this is a job.
- Yeah.

I’'ve put the
pressure on Nathan.

You’'re going to feel it because
he’'s feeling it from me.

Now, having said that,

I’'m giving you
a day off tomorrow.

Yeah.

All right.
So, the tip amount is $25,000.

$2,200 per person.

Whoo!

You guys have fun tomorrow.

I want you to reset
and come back refreshed.

Okay. Thank you.

I just need one
more pillowcase.

All right.

Girls, when you’'ve wrapped
up all you’'re doing,

let’'s go to the bow.

- Copy.
- Copy.

We’'ll be there
in 10 minutes, bro.

Sound, bro,
this will be done soon.

- Sound.
- Max.

What do you want me to do?

Gang, bang, bang, bang bang.

Yeah, just here.

I just wanted to
say thank you so much

for making me so proud
every single day.

You are so experienced.
You’'ve been a chief stew,

and I actually feel
like it’'s just ridiculous

you having one stripe
on your shoulder.

So, I was actually going
to give you two stripes

and make you both
second stew.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Kizzi reacting to this well

has just been the
biggest blessing for me.

Not thrilled.

- Mwah.
- Love this.

If she didn’'t react well,

that would have
weighed on me so heavy.

I can put on a fake smile
but on the inside

I am screaming, crying,
sobbing, throwing up.

Thank you so much for being
so mature and amazing about it.

Coming up...

Kizzi was quite impressed
by your

very large cock this morning.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right?

What the...

Do you want a face mask?

- Shall we?
- Yeah.

You look like a car mechanic.

---ing busting out over there.

- Yeah, man.
- Oh, my God.

Every drop off day, all I
do is face mask, feet mask.

I get a little bit of a
vibe from Kizzi,

that she’'s threatened by me.

That is humongous!

Was no-one gonna tell me?

I never noticed it.

Two boats ago, my rotational
chief stew partner,

she had been there
a lot longer than me.

I came on, guns blazing,
changing everything.

We just butted heads.

But looking back, I was
wrong in that situation,

and now I know to be a little
bit more understanding.

I want to do things in a nice
way where I’'m showing her

I’'m a team player.

Do you know what I might
give me old armpits a zap?

- Look, it’'s so quick.
- It’'s so smooth.

She gone.

Let me...

where are you at,
you done there?

- Yeah.
- Stop there, bro.

- Sure.
- Call it a day.

Now that I am single,

and I’'ve got these
three very sexy deck boys,

I’'m just ready
to have some fun.

Who let the dog out?
Woof!

Rrrrr!

Actual horn dogs
in this group.

- Right, are we setting it?
- Yeah.

Perfect.

Ready?
Shall we go?

- Yeah, let’'s go.
- Vamos.

Let’'s go!

Woo!

Wow, look at you guys.
You photo so well.

Kizzi told me that she
was quite impressed

by your very large
cock this morning.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Kizzi is all over you, brother.

Cathy thinks
you’'re pretty cute.

You’'ve got some room
to play tonight.

Cool!

Max literally
matches me perfect.

I literally didn’'t even
think he was hot and

- now I’'m like, you’'re so...
- Yeah, right?

We’'re here for six weeks
to have fun, bro.

Sex can very much just be sex.
If that’'s what you’'re wanting.

- Clear communication.
- Clear communication.

I feel like
the drama starts now.

- We’'re here.
- We’'re here!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Awesome.

Everyone looks
really hot tonight.

We do, eh?

Okay, guys.

Hands up if you want
an espresso martini.

Oh, me too.

Seven espresso martinis, please.

Okay.

Here we go. Perfect timing, sir.
Thank you.

See you at the bottom.

To clear water and love.

I want to tell you before
this goes any further...

Yeah.

That’'s good to know.

Listen.

I have been so heartbroken,
nothing can come close.

You’'re an adult.
I’'m an adult. I’'ll be fine.

Joe seems like he’'s
aware of his reputation,

and he’'s, like, kind
of giving me a warning.

Don’'t go too far down
the Joe rabbit hole,

but I don’'t know.

I’'m just still curious
to kind of explore Wonderland.

Just got to be careful, eh?

Guys, I’'m in a great mood.

This is my first crew
night out, like...

Cheers!

We need to cheers for you!

Cheers!

I just feel so,
so grateful to be here.

I’'m very happy
to have you here.

You went to the Garlic
Bread University, right?

Uh-huh.

You moisturized, and
after you do this...

Wow.

Ela mon ami.

And then, the final touch.

Try it.

Mmm.

Do you feel like you’'ve
deepened your relationship?

Yeah.

I feel like it could
be deeper, though.

- Yeah.
- Exactly.

You’'re going for
a smokey-bokey?

- Nathan!
- Smokey-bokey.

Does my hair look okay?

Yeah.

I love that.

I try.

Max and I are just
gravitating towards each other,

and it feels like we’'re
at our own separate table.

I can feel this connection,
and I can see how the night

is going to unravel.

Maybe my clothes.

You look absolutely beautiful.

That was so good.

He’'s always in a pickle.

Okay.

Listen, I haven’'t
got an objective.

I’'ve got no objective.
I’'m just a very open man...

Because I do really feel that,

like she’'s into me or whatever.

- She is. 100%.
- Yeah.

I can’'t hurt her, man,
because she’'s so cool.

Yeah, so have that convo.

- I was trying to
- ---ing say, well...

Oh, and it just didn’'t happen.

Nothing come out of my mouth.
I was speechless.

Not very often does
that happen to you, though.

But... I know.

Where is this coming from?

I just don’'t want to hurt the
woman. That’'s it. End of story.

Is that good?

To be honest, I’'m not
ready for a relationship,

but with this girl,
she’'s a sweetheart, and...

.
What am I going to do?

Yeah, that is a problem.
To nip it in the bud.

Yeah!
Let’'s get wild, shall we?

You had a rough time.

The stress, like,
and the pressure

that’'s on
my shoulders right now

is absolutely through
the ----ing roof.

We need to get
our focus back,

trying to get that
drive and determination

just to do your job and not
joke around and chat too much.

It was, like, a thing

that I’'ve never been
faced with before.

Do you lotion?

Holy sh--, dude.

I’'m going for the kill.

You need to, you know, just
so she backs off a little bit.

Like, because he wants
her to, I’'m sure.

I don’'t know if I’'m going
to be able to, though.

No, trust me.

His eyes are not fixated.

What do you think about this?

Yeah, I think so.

Because I don’'t want to think
I’'m just in my head.

- You’'re ----ing stunning.
- Yeah.

- Have a good time.
- Okay.

Just tell me what I owe.

It’'s good.
I can cover this.

Let’'s go!

- Vamos!
- Let’'s go!

Let’'s go to the jacuzzi.

We have a super yacht
with a full fridge.

- Have you had a nice evening?
- Yeah, it was good.

- Do you really like him?
- I kind of do.

I’'m better with bra.

I don’'t wear bras.

So you think this could
be an actual thing, hey?

I don’'t know.

We’'re obviously
both into each other.

But does he make
you horny, babe?

Okay.

- Oh, okay.
- Not princess, like, force.

Right, bikinis on,
swimsuits on.

- Come on, let’'s go!
- I’'m going to the Jacuzzi.

You not going?

Let’'s go into Jacuzzi, bro.

I’'m ready!

Yeah! Cathy!

Let’'s go, baby!

Can you hold my
watermelon, please?

Thank you.

Just so nice.
Take your-- Oh!

Oh!

- Where’'s Nathan?
- He’'s not coming.

- Yeah, this is cool!
- I know.

I know.

I’'m utterly petrified,
if I’'m honest.

You actually, like...

Because I’'m kind of
getting to know this girl,

I’'m actually, liking her.
I only just met her.

I’'m... confused.

You make me feel this way.

- you.
- I’'m not a fighter.

Give me the pirate’'s
bottle, please.

This is actually a moment.

- On a super yacht.
- A super yacht.

That makes it better!

What the is going on!

What the...

I’'m going to get out.

I’'m going to go to bed.