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"Below Deck Med"...

Yes!

That’'s Joe and Nathan.

- [bleep]
- We’'re back!

Oh, that’'s so cute.

Don’'t make Max feel left out.

- I trust him.
- Of course not.

- They’'re done,.
- Well done, girl.

Thank you.

We are officially
shifting you

over to the deck team!

It’'s the curls.

- Yeah, yeah.
- And the butt.

Yeah, well...

With V’'s kind of
naive nature,

I can see her getting
swept into Joe’'s charm.

I know you’'ve got to
smile in the eyes.

You know what you do.

With Kizzi and Victoria,
I’'m a homewrecker...

Or a heartbreaker.

Tommy, you’'re a lucky guy, hey?

I think I’'m a----ing idiot
for coming here with a guy

that I’'m dating.

You’'ve only been with
him with a month.

I’'ve been in relationships
most of my life.

I want my 20s to be
full of no regrets.

I know this is sh--,

but I don’'t want to have
your feelings

be dependent on
my actions.

Yeah.

Okay.

That’'s all.

- I’'m rough.
- I’'m rough too, bro.

Hi, gorgeous.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, fine.

What’'d you say?

How do you feel?

Yeah.

I can write people off
quite easily.

Like, I can break up with
people that I’'ve been

in a two-year relationship
with and be like,

oh, mm-hmm, okay.

Who’'s next?

Download Hinge again.

Best way to get over someone
is to get under someone else.

Mm-mm-mm.

- What’'s up?
- How you doing?

Very well.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi, girl.

How are you doing?

- Hello, darling.
- Oh, hi.

Oh, hi.

Did you get, like, your mind
made up at all about Joe?

- Yeah, I dig him.
- Oh [bleep].

I mean, I’'m not trying
to do anything serious,

but, like, his attention
seemed more just, like,

- a regular, like, boat fling.
- Last night was so fun, though.

What, you necking V?

- Necking?
- I don’'t know.

You’'re doing
little nosy nosies.

Because we we’'re whispering.

And the nose, got in the way
’'cause of me big nose.

Why are you scared of me?

I just don’'t want
you to get hurt.

No, I’'m not going
to get hurt.

It looks like V and Kizzi
are both interested in Joe,

and I’'m worried that
last season could play
out all over again.

I made it abundantly clear that
I was interested in Joe.

And you were like,
[bleep] that.

Breaking girl code over
a random----ing guy.

I love Joe, but 9.8 times
out of 10,

it is just charm.

It’'s not real.

I know his game and
I know what he does.

You are cheeky.

Are you on the deck now?

First day on deck, baby,
let’'s go get it.

Yeah, so what we’'re going to
do is do flats and stainless.

Do flats, you mean
these, right?

Yes.

No more turn downs,
no more turn ups,

no more laundry.

I just want to kill
it and prove

that I’'m an asset
to the deck team.

The gun’'s ready, you know.

- Happy?
- Happy. Happy.

Someone come.

Ah, ah!

Okay, let’'s do this.

Aesha, the new stewardess
is on her way.

I’'m kind of terrified.

Right, go on.

Yeah?

Go like that.

Yeah, that’'ll work, bro.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that’'s an entrance.

That’'s an entrance.

I need to do a flip off.

Oh, perfect.

No, good ones,
good imagination.

You excited for
the new stew, Josh?

I forgot about that,
to be honest.

Right.

I hope she’'s a lesbian.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, sh--.

Oh, la, la.
Classy mademoiselle.

Wow.
She’'s gorgeous.

Here we go.
To welcome.

Hello.

- Welcome, nice to meet you.
- I’'m Cathy. Nice to meet you.

- I’'m Max.
- I’'m a hugger.

Ah, you’'re a hugger.

Hi, I’'m Cathy.
Nice to meet you.

She reminds me of like a
little young Mary Poppins.

She’'s like a spoonful of sugar.

Do you know I’'m
a princess already?

- There’'s her.
- She’'s gorgeous.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.
- Welcome.

I’'m so glad you’'re a hugger.

- I’'m Aesha, chief stew.
- I’'m Cathy.

She’'s absolutely stunning.

I’'m Cathy.
It’'s so nice to meet you.

Really sexy.

I’'m so excited.

I’'m the epitome of
a yacht stew

because I am bossy, organized.

I’'m a clean freak,
but I’'m also super glamorous.

You’'re going to be on
breakfast morning shift.

Okay.

With me, it’'s extra
or nothing at all.

- When are we picking up?
- Today.

- Okay.
- In three hours.

Let’'s go.

Excuse me,
I was watching your eyes,

but what’'s your name again?

- Cathy.
- Cathy.

I’'m glad because I didn’'t
remember yours, either.

Yeah, perfect. My eyes too.

- Cathy, Max.
- And Max, yeah.

Pleasure.

See you later.

Okay, so this is going
to be your cabin.

So you just
want to get changed.

- Yeah.
- Nice Luxe and Keel.

My pleasure.

Sorry, I don’'t cheat
on you, baby.

- Don’'t cheat on me!
- I don’'t cheat on you.

I just hit my finger real hard.

Thank you.

You just mind cracking
on for a minute?

Yeah, of course, bro.

Let me go over
a few things with V.

Yeah.

- How are you doing?
- I’'m really well.

I’'ve been over in America
for this season.

I’'m a chief stew
on another yacht.

My God.

Oh, wait, so this
is your rotation?

Yes, I’'m on my off time now.

I just get bored.

- That’'s the anchor prepped.
- Mm-hmm.

You’'ll just open this.

The chain’'s going to
start feeding out.

Yeah, it’'s yellow.

Okay.

Aesha, Aesha, can you
please come to the bridge?

- Ooh.
- Coming.

Shall I bring Cathy?

- Yes, please.
- Let’'s go.

Cute. Love orange.

- When we do a wash, then...
- Mm-hmm.

- We’'ll store sofas in there.
- In the gym.

- Which one is your favorite?
- Victoria.

But she wouldn’'t
want a man like me

because I’'m not after
a relationship.

- So that is your essentials.
- Okay.

- Hi, welcome.
- I’'m Cathy. Nice to meet you.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Thank you so much.

Aesha’'s a great leader.

I’'ve been looking at your CV.

And you were a chief stew.

Yeah, I’'ve been a chief stew
for two years now.

Have you?

Oh, my God, I love this.

[bleep] yeah.

We’'ll begin charter today.

- Sounds good. Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- What’'s her name?
- Cathy.

Why?

At the end of the day,
she signed up for this.

And if she doesn’'t want
to----ing do it,

there’'s the door.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Let’'s meet on the
main deck aft for

our preference
sheet meeting now, please.

All right, Joshy Washy.
Girls.

We’'re going to look
over preferences.

- Good morning, captain.
- Good morning, cap.

Here we go, my sweet,
lovely interior team.

Aren’'t we amazing?

This is a cool charter.

We’'ve never done one
like this before.

Joe is the founder and CEO of
a wealth management company.

Love that.

He has enlisted his
personal matchmaker, Amy.

Amy is well-known in her
field for setting up

unique opportunities
for her clients.

But this is the first time
she has ever hosted

a singles event for a client

while they are
chartering a yacht.

She has six eligible women
to join him on this trip

with the hopes of finding love.

Stop it!

The question is,
who’'s he going to choose

out of all these beautiful
women?

The primary single Joe
is coming on with six birds,

but I’'m the bad guy for
only wanting two, you know?

Damn.

Night one will be a masquerade
ball with all of the women.

Night two, all of the women
that are still on the yacht

will have dinner
together with Joe.

After their final breakfast,

if Joe has made a
lasting connection

with one of the women...

He may leave the yacht
with his new love interest.

We’'re going to board
the vessel with Joe and Amy,

the matchmaker, at 12 o’'clock.

We’'re going to head back
to Mataro, drop anchor.

You guys will tender in and
bring on the remaining guests.

Nice.

Oh, goodness.
I can’'t deal with this.

Like, it’'s stressing me out.

It’'s just birdsh--.
we need to get rid of.

I----ing love birdsh--.

Are you sorting out crew mess?

Yeah, sorting it out
and clearing it all.

Perfect. Thank you.

I have superpower.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

So much better.

Perfect.

Looks great.

Nice, nice.

Yeah, they look great.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival at five minutes.

Copy.

The crew mess
looks so good.

- Here we go.
- Here we go.

Hello, welcome on board.

In four days? If he does,
he’'s----ing mental.

You’'ve done a very nice roll.

- Okay, there they are.
- Oh, yeah.

This is going to be
a fun charter,

like the matchmaker cruise.

- Hello.
- Hi, guys.

Hello.

Coming up...

- I want the next night out.
- I know.

The next line.

Now I’'m like single.

Single, single, single.

- You single, single now?
- Yeah.

Wow.

- Oh, la la.
- Yes.

What? No.

She’'s single now. She’'s ready
to cause some----ing drama.

I have a good
feeling about this.

I have some pretty
amazing people coming.

Oh, I don’'t doubt it.

This is weird.

Hello.

He looks old.

I’'m Joe, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, I’'m Sandy.

- Hi, Joe.
- I’'m Aesha.

- Josh.
- Josh, pleasure.

- Nice to meet you.
- Would you like a fresh towel?

Thank you so much.

Joe and Amy, we are so happy
that you chartered the vessel.

This is pretty amazing.

Our hope for you is you
find your love

by the time we get back.

So Aesha’'s going to show
you around the boat.

Awesome, yay.

- Here we go.
- Wow.

- Into the main salon.
- Stunning.

Joe, you’'re not down here,

but I’'ll show you guys
the lower cabins anyway.

He’'s got his own primary suite.

Who’'s making the matches?

Don’'t I have any say
up in this bitch?

These two cabins are twins.

We’'ve got one king
and one queen.

I’'ll take this one.

- Okay.
- Yeah, perfect.

This is just for two of them?
Sh--.

We have the primary suite.

So you’'ve got more than
enough room for company.

We’'re going to have
to talk things out here.

Yes.

Maybe you two could
come in here and be like...

Discuss.

Look. Get rid of her!

No!

I take, I take, I take.

- It’'s fine.
- Okay.

Woo-hoo.

Why is this in here?

- Beautiful.
- Beautiful.

Here we have our sun deck.

So this is where we’'ll
do our dinner service.

Perfect.

Oh, I’'m fine with that.

And then when we’'re at anchor,
the ladies will join us.

Let’'s prep for departure.

It all starts, girl.

There’'s no turning back.

- No.
- Clearly.

I’'ve been replaced already.

- Do you?
- Know what?

How captain Sandy has.

- She gave me a bath mat.
- She has one of gray ones.

Is it like a huge gray one or
is it a normal size gray one?

I think she has normal size.

- We’'re ready to depart.
- Copy.

Okay. Throw it.
Yeah.

Oh, wow.
Look at you.

The soccer skills.

Okay. That’'s all lines aboard.

Didn’'t you say you played?

- Yeah, a little bit.
- What position?

- Both.
- Oh, of course. Right?

Did you play?

Of course, I played
for 15 years.

So it was fun.
You get all the credit.

Exactly.

Holding three meter,
port side.

You are clear to swing.

Finally, Nathan has
an experienced deck team

so he can do his job properly.

His test as a bosun
starts now.

- Port bow, 25 meters.
- Excellent job. Excellent job.

What a gorgeous view.

Have you had, like, a terrible
relationship in the past?

Several. Many.
A lot of them.

What was your dating
history been like?

I mean, nothing
of any consequence

- in the last few years.
- Yeah.

You know, some good people
out there just don’'t...

- Yeah.
- They don’'t necessarily...

- You don’'t always...
- It’'s hard to find.

Right?

The worst date that
I’'ve had was

this guy that
I was sleeping with.

Ran me a bath and
he used dishwashing liquid

instead of bubble bath.

So then I wake up
the next morning

and I’'m covered head to toe
in this giant rash.

So I hope Bachelor Joe
has a much better time

having a first date on
a super yacht in Spain.

And you get more particular
as you get older.

Exactly. You do.

You get stuck in your ways.

- Yeah.
- Totally.

That was smooth.

- It was.
- It was very nice.

So I’'ve just put some
crew tops in at the bottom

but everything’'s
empty otherwise.

Do you have separate bags for,
like, rags and stuff like that?

Okay, so it’'s just
a floor situation.

Yeah.

When the women get here, I can
go talk to them as a group,

kind of let them
know what to expect.

Yeah.

I’'m gonna say, okay,
girls, come on up.

Let’'s go meet Joe.

We put in the nautibouys,

you boys then go ashore
to collect the guests.

- Then one by one.
- Yeah, one by one.

He has a quick chat.

- Oh, was looking for this.
- Mm.

That’'s all right,
you can have it.

Yeah, we’'ll share
spit anyway, so it’'s fine.

- We will what?
- What?

Deck crew, deck crew,
someone to the bow, please.

I need someone on the anchor.

- Do you all want to come up?
- Yeah.

On our way.

- They’'re gonna be keen, bro.
- Yeah.

He’'s really cool.
I like him.

- Yeah? Perfect.
- Yeah.

Are we doing, like,
a canape service?

Not a canape service.

We’'ll just, like,
bring things out there

as they’'re hanging
out up there.

Okay.

Drop the anchor.

Max, let’'s go up
and do the tender.

Two o’'clock.
Long stay.

Oh, I see.

I’'m happy.
Thank you very much.

Copy that. Sure enough.

I’'ve come from
a long history of

not very successful
relationships,

so I have commitment issues.

You did put here
that you like confidence.

What do you mean by that?

I’'ve dated folks that had some
insecurities about themselves.

You know, somehow I get
involved with people

that need things, you know.

Maybe they need some confidence
in their life or something.

- You know, like,
- You take in the stray cats.

I’'ve been a stray cat before.

Deck crew, deck crew.

The guests are ready
for pick up.

- Copy.
- Sending Max and Joe now.

As soon as I take
them upstairs...

we need to run
these strawberries.

Cute.

And then we got a
plate full of...

Champagne?

I don’'t have one pulled.
That’'ll be amazing.

I’'m gonna party.

The sun is out.

Our buns will be out.

Oh, I think that’'s them.

Which one you want to
put a bet on

- who I’'m gonna land up with?
- No.

Thank you.

Can I just say that
every single one of you

is looking absolutely fantastic?

- Oh, thank you.
- Fantastic.

This is like my perfect charter,

because I do actually
just love love,

but now I’'m getting on it,
and I’'m getting on.

- Who’'s in your sights now?
- All of them.

I think V will be upset
if I get with Joe.

If you do, I think she
will be annoyed,

and then you have to
deal with it.

Let’'s just all share.

Nathan, Nathan,
Joe in sight.

Just hang out until
we bring them up.

- Are you excited?
- Excited.

This is the first time
you do this?

I love it.

These are all women
who are part of my service.

The matchmaker is a bit weird,

but I’'m so excited
for this charter.

- Hi.
- Hi, ladies.

One guest at a time.

Who’'s he going to choose?
Who’'s it going to be?

One at a time.

I know you want to
meet your new boyfriend.

- Very eager.
- Let’'s----ing do this.

It’'s competition, now.

It’'s crazy.

Welcome aboard
Motor Yacht Bravado.

- We’'re very happy to have you.
- Thank you.

Aesha’'s got it from here.

- Yes!
- Yay!

Let’'s go!

Are those Adidas
theirs as well?

- Yeah.
- Okay. I got it.

I smelled each one of them.
They’'re all good.

There is a very lovely bachelor

who is very excited
to meet all of you.

And I would love to
introduce you to Joseph.

I’'m ready, honey.

There is love in the air.

Oh, my gosh.

It gets so hot in here.

- Joe!
- Hola!

We have your wonderful guests.

How are you?
I’'m Joe. Hello.

- I’'m Anna.
- Nice to see you.

- Ashleigh. Nice to meet you.
- Ashleigh, pleasure.

- I’'m Leah.
- Nice to see you.

I’'m giving everyone hugs.

Hi, Joe, Alicia.

- Brooke.
- Brooke.

- Nice to meet you, Mariely.
- Mariely.

I would like to kind of pair
one by one

for some one-on-one so he
can get to know everybody.

All right.
Where do you want me to go?

I’'m ready.

I’'m going to take
some pictures of the caviar.

- Yeah, yeah.
- I just have to.

Sorry.

- Look at this.
- Here we go.

I love it.

- What are you looking at?
- I’'m not looking at anything.

I was wondering where
my----ing tongs were.

All right, Joe.
Are you ready?

- Oh.
- Hi.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

Thank you for coming
all the way down.

- Yeah, no.
- You look amazing.

Thank you.

- Like the white.
- Thank you so much.

Listen, this is a really
hard first date to top.

Good to know.
Good to know.

All right.

Let me tell you,
he’'s a great guy.

He is a finance guy.

47, already has two kids,
would love more.

But like, he’'s all
about chemistry.

So things are negotiable.

They do not need to be washed.

Just organizing
this cupboard a little bit.

I was just going to
fill up the soaps.

- What’'s it like?
- It’'s good.

So we’'ve got them like
hanging out there

and I’'m taking them one by one.

Okay, cool.

How do you reckon
the date is going?

When you have money...

That’'s the way
I probably do it, too.

- Would you?
- Yeah.

Line them up.
Fly them in.

Tell me about yourself.

- I’'m an opera singer.
- Awesome.

And I just sang
for President Trump.

- Bad-ass.
- I know.

So fun.
The speed dating.

- The speed dating.
- Yeah.

My phone somehow has
realized that I like,

sort of fall asleep around
9, 9:30 sometimes.

You’'re speaking my language.

And what do you do for fun?

I’'m working on getting
my sailing certificate.

- Stop it.
- Yeah.

I wish I could be a fly
on the wall,

but I don’'t want
to interrupt it.

I’'d like to go to Brazil.

Okay.
I invite you to go to Brazil.

Brazil would have everything.

Like, if you want to go to
the beach, we have a beach.

If you want the mountains...

When are you up, Kizzi?

I’'m up next.

You’'re going to get
- ing smacked, mate.

First time in Barcelona?

Yes, unfortunately.

Right?
Isn’'t it amazing here?

Yes, but it can’'t compare
to St. Tropez.

Oh, wow.

And then this is Joe’'s.

So beautiful, isn’'t he?

Has anyone else hooked up yet?

A little wet in here.

Go on, girl.

Oh, no, you made me snot.

He’'s great.

He seems really nice.

Yeah, he seems
like a nice guy.

- This is so fun.
- Dinner is not until when?

8:30.
We’'ve got dinner.

- Perfect.
- So, um...

Can we make sure that there’'s
waters in everybody’'s room?

Yeah, there always is.

Oh, there, there...

Watch them not use
any of these today.

- Max.
- Yeah, bro.

Do you want to go down
until half nine?

- Half nine?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- V, you can go down as well.
- Okay.

Girls, girls

after both of you eat,
you can get into your nights.

Copy.

I like blue eyes.

Blue eyes, blonde hair.

- We match!
- Yeah.

- Victoria?
- Yeah.

You’'ve done absolutely
fantastic today on deck.

Honestly.

Stop.

I really, I really
didn’'t do much.

You’'re an asset
to the team.

That’'s sweet.
I appreciate it.

Have you had much interaction
with a poodle?

- They’'re really geniuses.
- Yeah.

He speaks English.

Like, actually,
he knows so many words.

I’'ve never seen anything
like this charter.

I can’'t stop watching it.

My ex and I broke up
right before the pandemic.

It’'s just absolutely insane.

I’'ve been gluten free
since I was 16.

And I’'m loving
every minute of it.

Coming up...

This isn’'t going to
get the wrinkles out.

and also the master shower
is getting damaged.

I see everyone and
everything as competition.

She’'s front and center
right now

and you should be
front and center

or you’'re not
good enough.

Do you have bath mats?
I just need one of those.

All right, listen,
I’'m gonna go change.

Okay.

I’'m gonna see you ladies
in just a minute.

Okay.

Oh.

Aesha?

We’'ve got dietaries.

Joe is here for love, and we
can be here to support that.

One with dairy...

But we’'ve got Brooke,
who’'s gluten-free,

Anna, who’'s gluten-free.

Mariely, who’'s
lactose intolerant.

So I hope primary
Joe finds love,

but I also hope that
he kicks these three women

off the boat first.

Okay.

Joe, Joe, we’'re gonna start
bringing the paddleboards

and the jet ski.

Copy.
On me way.

Probably should have never put
the toys out in the first place.

Okay, how much do we need?
Eight. No.

- We need seven...
- There’'s six girls.

That’'s sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Because it goes with
the outfit, right?

Oh, yeah.

All right, let’'s get moseying.

Nice one, bro.

Who do you think
he’'ll end up with?

I don’'t know.
There’'s a few good options.

I reckon Leah, Alicia,
or Ashleigh.

I could never do what Joe’'s
doing in a million years.

Before Leah, I never
went on official dates.

I was a captain.
I was always at sea.

I didn’'t really have time
for a relationship.

And then I met Leah.

She is my person for
the rest of my life.

So we’'ll see on Thursday
if I’'m right.

Okay.

I’'m sweaty. I’'m sweaty.

What got you into yachting?

So I was a surgical
maxillinus, like teeth.

I specialized in bottis bone
grating implantology.

And then I had
my spinal surgery.

Wow.

And I was like, [bleep] this,

because I used to sit
like five hours doing surgeries.

Just couldn’'t do it anymore.

And I’'ve had a lot of friends
in yachting already

because I grew up on
the Isle of White.

I went to go to
football practice.

And I stepped on
the football pitch

and something just went ping.

Got into hospital, had the MRI.

And the nurse said, two
of your discs are touching

and severing your spinal
cord right now.

And tells me that
I need emergency surgery.

And she said, you’'ve got a
20% chance of walking again.

I woke up about
eight hours later

and I was focusing so hard.

And I wiggled my toes.

And I’'m so lucky to be given
a second chance really.

And that’'s it.

I came in very strong-minded.

Like I’'m very career-driven
and money-driven.

And I came in with like,

I’'m going to be a chief stew
in two years.

- And I’'ve done it.
- You are.

Aesha.
That’'s a beautiful name.

So much...
Thank you.

It is cool.
Like as a Joe, he can attest.

It’'s kind of lame.

What do you think
of Joe so far?

- Great vibe.
- Yeah. I agree.

We’'re stable.
We’'re consistent.

- Yeah.
- Like we get our jobs done.

Those are great things.

Still positive though.
Still positive.

That’'s what I tell myself.

We need more time to figure out
who this guy is, you know.

I’'m just here for the yacht
at the end of the day.

I’'m not really
here for the guy.

I have plenty of
those in New York.

How are you finding it?
How are you finding the ladies?

We’'re having a great time.

I don’'t know how
is he going to choose,

but it’'s going to
be tough for him.

Yeah. Good luck, Joe.

- Hi, Joseph.
- Hello, everyone.

- How are you?
- Oh, my God.

The table is beautiful.

This is so cool.

Girls, girls, we have
lots of cabins free.

Well, this is ideal.

Beautiful.

Well, how many women are
here anyway?

I know you said
there’'s white in here,

but there’'s loads
of grey towels.

There’'s just not enough towels.

- Also...
- Yeah.

This is not closing.
There’'s something behind it.

This isn’'t going to
get the wrinkles out

unless we wet it, wet it.

And do you have bath mats?
I just need one of those.

I’'m so used to having
to fight for my place

that it’'s like I see everyone
and everything as competition.

Growing up, I was
always the lead in plays

or always front center.

I know I’'m not a
better stew than Cathy.

She is such a good stew,
but in the back of my head,

that little dancer
brain’'s going,

she’'s front and center
right now

and you should be front
and center

or you’'re not good enough.

I cannot stand it
when the caddies are put back

with rubbish in them.

Do you want to give me
the rubbish I’'ll bin it

and go on.

Name your biggest deal
breaker in a partner.

I think a lack of kindness,
you know, like no empathy.

You guys are so happy and
present, which is huge.

How did you do that?
Just like a nice little...

Fold half and then leave
a little bit out.

Thank you. Oh, yours is so
much better than mine.

I do somewhat know
what I’'m doing.

Oh, mate, you’'re----ing
way more experienced than me.

Have you gone flap
at the top, yeah?

Yes.
Yeah, I have indeed.

Oh.

I probably should say something.

Kizzi, Cathy, please come
to the galley right now.

Yeah.

I can carry.

Mariely is no dairy, cool?

And one, no tomatoes, Alicia.

- I can only carry one, sorry.
- Stunning.

And then the rest are all good.

- No tomato.
- Thank you.

Let’'s dart it up the stairs,
but flat and nice.

By the way,
you put a rip in your ass.

Are you joking?

I can’'t go to the table
like this.

Yes, you can.

Keep going, come on, let’'s go.

You put a rip in your ass.

No. Are you joking?

I can’'t go to the table
like this.

Yes, you can.

What?

- Oh.
- Thank you.

Welcome.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Okay, guys.

So, for the main, there’'s
summer vegetable risotto.

- It’'s not bad.
- Wait.

Guys, help me.

Beautiful.
Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Was no one going to tell me?
That is humongous!

The guest comes first.
The show must go on,

even if the curtains are open.

I did not think I was going
to get to know Cathy

this well on day one.

Have you just got a skort

that I can put underneath
right now?

I don’'t want to go
wake up my cabin mate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never noticed it.

I’'ve been in cabins for
a few hours with Kizzi,

bending over, and then
she hasn’'t noticed?

I’'m watching her.
Maybe this is her game plan.

Maybe she liked what she saw.

The guests come before my pride.

Do you cook, Joe?

I actually don’'t mind it.

I have a pretty nice little
kitchen set up at the house,

and my kids like to cook,
which is great.

Kizzi, Kizzi, could you
please clear some plates?

Copy.

Let’'s drag this up quickly.

Okay.

We got the water skis?

- They’'re stuck in the corner.
- Yeah.

You didn’'t forget those,
did you?

- No, no, no.
- Okay.

- Can I get that for you?
- Thank you.

No one’'s eating.

Jesus.

These guys are not,
like, food orientated.

I know it’'s good.

I had a guy one time
I went on one date with.

I wore, like,
a hot couture dress.

I was going to an Upper East
Side Place where I lived,

and he told me,
oh, it’'s not like

you’'re going to a runway show.

So I said, you know what?
Get out of here.

Life is my runway show,
and if you don’'t like that,

you should leave.

Anna, possibly the Antichrist.

I’'m rooting for
Ashleigh or Alicia.

Anna belongs with no one
except for Putin.

Anna is so not his type.

We’'re going to lift this
one out of the way.

So, ladies, we have a really
special treat tonight.

She sings beautifully.

Oh, yes.
I was hoping we’'d get a song.

All right, coming up
on the boom.

Okay, so cabins are done.

So you can start at 6:30.

- Okay.
- Night.

Aren’'t we so lucky
to have Cathy?

Aren’'t we so lucky?

Guys, I’'ve never felt so loved.

Oh, you’'re so welcome.

Ah!

Ah!

- All right, coming down.
- Yeah, coming down.

Right there, right there.

Leah’'s ready for you guys
in the main salon.

I’'m going to just get the
middle and warm everything up.

What’'s happening?

Opera.

Oh, my Lord!

That big voice came out
of that little body!

- That was gorgeous.
- Wow.

Thank you.

- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

That’'s----ing great, dude.

Before I go to bed, I want
to know what you’'re thinking.

I know tomorrow we have
some variety of activities.

I will have some ideas
of who goes where.

Okay.

By the time breakfast
comes out.

I want you to think about
that a little bit tonight.

I like that you’'re
still remaining open.

And guess what?

With each day, it’'s going
to become even more, I think,

clearer and clearer.

I’'ll be honest.
I feel a vibe with him.

- I kind of like him.
- Ah!

- Nice.
- I do kind of like him.

I do not like that guy.

Yeah?
I’'m sorry.

He’'s not even hot.
Like, what the [bleep]?

I’'ve never known...
like I am a drinker.

I love a drink.
But being here, I’'m like...

Would you also do the
one on the sun deck?

- Oh, the bin?
- Yeah.

- Of course, yeah.
- Thanks.

Thank you.

I’'m liking this.
You’'re the best.

- Oh, man.
- I’'m into like the bourgeois.

So, not that. No.

- Thank you so much.
- Good night.

Okay.
But not everybody can go.

Okay, see you.

Oh, so do I, man.

I’'m like...

I want the next night out.

I know, man.
I’'m the same.

Now I’'m like single.

Single, single, single.

I want a night out!
Oh, don’'t choke.

You’'re single, single now?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Yeah.
- Congratulations.

- Oh, la la.
- Yes.

What? No.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

A door that I didn’'t
even believe in just opened.

I’'m getting all
nervous now, man.

I just don’'t know how
this is going to go down.

She’'s single now. She’'s ready
to cause some----ing drama.

Deck crew, deck crew, we can
start hauling the anchor.

Copy, captain.

We’'ll be coming
back to the dock

because they’'re going
to do onshore dating.

Anchor in the pocket, secure.

Thank you.

Kizzi, she’'s officially
single, lad.

Jesus Christ.

Are you going to try?

I’'ll go with the flow.

Are you going to try?

I’'ll see, hey,
I’'ll see what happens.

Exactly, I’'ll see what happens.

Yes.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, ladies.

You guys have got
the spot right here.

This is fantastic.

Do you want me to head
to the master?

Yes.

- Good morning.
- You look amazing.

You guys are up early.

Deck crew, deck crew,

ETA to the entrance of
the port is 15 minutes.

Copy, captain.

- It’'s cute.
- Love.

Love.

Hey.

Good morning.

You put out the fenders and
I’'ll just sort out the lines.

Yeah, got it.

Hi. Good morning,
good to see you.

Nathan, we’'re
all ready on the stern.

V, you’'re on port side again.

Sounds good.

Talk to me, Nathan.

25 meters ground line,
starboard side.

You mix three.

It can roll out and
this is my throw.

You’'re free to
swing it around, cap.

Switching to port wing.

12 meters and closing.

Port quarter to Excellent.

15 meters to the dock.

Go ahead, throw them ashore.

Perfect.

V, 100% leads with her heart

and to have someone like
that on board our team

is tremendous and
I’'m super, super proud of V.

- Nice work, everyone.
- Thanks, Cap.

Can I speak
with you downstairs?

- Yes, ma’'am.
- For a second? Okay.

Perfect docking.

You’'re quick with the lines.

- You think so?
- Yeah, it’'s good.

We need to decipher who is going
on these activities with you

so we can tell them
to get ready.

- Probably Alicia.
- Okay.

- And Mariely.
- Perfect.

And then is there anyone that
you simply think not for me?

Ooh, it’'s...

Brooke and Leah are someone

I’'m not going to pursue
anything with.

Okay.

I’'m not sure there’'s anything
there at this stage

so that’'s where
I’'m at right now, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.

Max is growing on me.

Not that he wasn’'t.

But he just keeps
complimenting when I...

Even when I change perfumes.

He’'s like the only
one that actually,

like, notices anything.

Can you come downstairs
with me for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Joe’'s got himself
in trouble again.

- What’'s going on?
- He loves the trouble.

And wait until you see him
with a drink in them.

Yeah.

Joe just wants a bit of fun.

I know, but he needs to
do that

without buttering
people up too much.

Yeah, yeah.

’'Cause then they
think he’'s keen.

Yeah, I understand.

I wanted to personally
tell you,

Joseph didn’'t connect
as much with you.

Yeah, I just didn’'t
feel that either.

He’'s not for me.

He felt that he wasn’'t having
a connection with you.

There are so many
great girls here.

Thank you so much, Brooke.

Yeah.
No, thank you for inviting me.

He’'s just insecure.

- Joe.
- Yo.

You have 10 minutes.

So if you want to pop off,
I’'ll do this, bro.

Guess who he picked.

Who do you pick to leave?

Brooke and Leah.

Not Anna?

We definitely have to do
the bikini content today.

I didn’'t not see
that coming.

You heard Leah sing last night,

and you’'re really
sending her off over...

I have access to some private
clubs we can go to.

And now we’'re stuck
with entitled little bitch.

Mm-hmm.

Anna Panna McFanna.

It’'s not Anna.

Oh. Oh!

For [bleep]’'s sakes.

Anna’'s not there for
Bachelor Joe at all.

Enjoy Barcelona.

Thank you.

I can’'t wait to see
what’'s going to happen.

Whatever.

Coming up...

Okay.

I’'ve got no problems
with you shagging the town

black and blue,
as long as everyone’'s

aware that that’'s
what you’'re doing.

Joe would love if you
and Mariely went on

the first date
activity with him.

Two on one time.

- Love!
- Yeah!

What is the most spontaneous
thing you’'ve ever done?

I, the same day, decided

I was going to the
Cannes film festival.

With a person I didn’'t know.

I went on the
carpet, click, click.

Next day flew out.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Wow.

- You ready for this?
- Yeah, I am.

- Nice to see you.
- You look great.

Nice to see you.

Joe, are you ready for this one?

Yeah, man, let’'s go.

- A little Joe day out,
- Two Joes in one day.

It’'s a lot.

- Very excited.
- Comfortable, everyone?

- Yes.
- Amazing. Thank you.

I just cleaned right here.

Max!

Are you close with your parents?

Yeah, they’'re great.

Do you have siblings?

It’'s perfect.

It’'s just up here, I think.

- There we go.
- Oh, this is cool.

Please come in and sit.

So, right now,
to our mosaic workshop.

I’'m going to do a frame, yeah.

I’'ve got to focus here.
This is going to be intense.

This is actually my idea
of like an actual day out.

Yeah, I like it.
I like it.

I want to go do something.

Exactly.

What’'s your favorite color?

I’'m going to say blue for now.

Let’'s go with blue.

I would have assumed that.

Mine’'s hot pink.

I think I have some hot
pink shirts in my golf gear.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

I love that.

That was perfect.

Danger zone over there.

At this point, I’'m just
going to go for abstract.

I want you to put
a piece in here.

It’'ll be a memory.

You were sweating all night.

You did great.

Maybe that was me,
I was sweating.

Okay.

That’'s perfect.

I like it.

Okay, let’'s see
the reveal of your guys.

Oh, I like that.

- Wow.
- Thank you, thank you.

Oh, no, that’'s really good.

- Everyone did so good.
- Thank you all so much.

Good job, guys.

This was a wonderful experience.

How did it go?

I mean, I think Leah
was a little shocked.

- But it’'s just... It’'s Joe’'s.
- Yeah.

- Joe’'s charter.
- I love this.

I wish we could do
every charter like this.

Are you kidding me?
This would be amazing.

- You’'re cool.
- I know.

- Ladies, this was fantastic.
- Thank you so much.

Deck refresh?

How was it?
Was it fun?

- It was good, guys.
- It was so much fun.

We actually just
get on really well.

We did have a laugh.

- Sh--.
- Kizzi.

What was the vibes
like with Kizzi?

- Very fun.
- Yeah.

God.

Women’'s always been my problem.

What are you guys
- ing doing now?

We’'re having women chats.

Did he tell you what I said?

I’'ve got no problem
with you shagging

the town black and blue.

- Yes.
- That’'s absolutely fine.

As long as everyone
that you do that with

is aware that that’'s
what you’'re doing.

I’'ve been here before, though.

I know.

Just a constant loop of...
Torture.

Well, maybe you need to
take some time to reflect

because who’'s the
common denominator?

- Me.
- Yeah.

I need Joe to
take this seriously

because this has
got the potential

to totally blow the boat up.

Mama said her piece.

Thank you, Mama.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

There’'s fingerprints
here, look.

Are you going to bitch
and moan

or are you going to
crack on with the job?

I don’'t want to see all three
of you in the crew mess.

Someone needs to be
on the swim platform.

I need to get control
of this team ASAP.

What the [bleep]?