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Holy sheezus.

He’s floating away.

Go help them.

No, I didn’t.
He just...

-No--
-[bleep]

I’m really sorry, but...
I gotta let you go.

We’re bringing in Joe.

We’re back! We’re back!

I’m back, baby.

Victoria has deck experience.

I’d like for you guys
to share her

until I get another deckhand.

Basically, it’d be me and Kizzi
doing everything.

You know I’ll always
do my best.

Yeah.

Nathan and I have to
share you for next charter.

We’re sharing?

Then I might have to
do even more.

[bleep]

-Hi, I’m Joe.
-I’m V.

-Nice to meet you.
-Pleasure.

-Come to save the day.
-I have.

All right.

I’ve been told
I’ve been a naughty girl.

Oh, we all knew this.

-I’m Aesha.
-Yeah, girl.

Josh, nice to meet you.

It’s looking bad.

There’s some storms coming.

The decision’s been made to
stay the night on the dock

and then leave at 9 a.m.
in the morning.

We’ve got two vegans.

Candice and her husband, Carlos,
who demands creativity.

Those are beans, radishes,
pumpkin seeds, cucumber.

Even as a vegan,
I don’t just eat salad.

He ain’t thinking.

Since I’m vegan,
we tend to put

a little more thought
into our food.

Pasta, vegan,
got some garlic mushrooms.

Josh was ready tonight.

It’s all starches.

It’s really nothing
healthy for me.

He can just calm
the [bleep] down.

----ing make me you
look like a [bleep].

[bleep] you all.

I’m gonna lose my sh--.
I’m gonna lose my sh--.

Where are you going?

Oh, dear.

What the [bleep] is going on?

What the [bleep] is going on?

You need to eat
your vegetables.

Dickhead.

But Josh may not know
what you’re seeing.

Because he’s done
a really great job.

Oh, these guys are
----ing stressful.

Agh!

[bleep] off, man.

Back in Michelin
star restaurants,

I used to have a breaking point.

I had the nickname of the
Rottweiler in the kitchen.

Because when I snapped,
I snapped.

I remember, like, grabbing
a chef by his neck

and, like, putting his head
into a recipe pack.

But that is the old Josh.

I’m not going to
let Carlos affect me.

He isn’t even the primary.

[sighs]

[inhales]

[exhales]

Focus.

-May I take that?
-Yes, you may.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Ai...

I like the appreciation, man.

Where are they?

The excursion was awesome.

No, it ain’t.

They, you know, dropped us off
in an undesirable neighborhood.

But they hosted
an Olympics here.

So I know it’s something
amazing here.

They just ain’t showing us.

He’s so silly.

-I’m back in.
-Thank [bleep].

-Hello.
-Hi.

What time do you
want me up?

10 to 7:00.

Do breakfast upstairs?

I know I have to
be with Nathan at 8.

-Okay.
-To do deck, so...

I feel like I can smash
it out in an hour.

Yeah.

I’m going to dance right in
that bed and watch some TV.

The weather for tomorrow
looks optimistic.

So tomorrow morning, 9 o’clock,
we’re off the dock.

Okay.

-Night, partner.
-Have a good night.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Oh, my God, you
can’t leave me alone.

What?

I’ll take this.

Thank you.

Pick it up with your toes.

I’m going to flick
it up on me head.

-That was actually kind of sexy.
-There you go.

Yeah, it was close.
Oh, sh--.

I don’t look nice in it.

Right answer, correct.

Kizzi is, like, the
next level of flirt.

The way that I act and
the stuff that I say,

I should not have a boyfriend.

Can I have some of that?

I’m not even hungry.

I think I’ve got a stronger
relationship with my underwear

than Kizzi’s had
with her boyfriend.

Oh!

-What?
-Sorry, that was me.

Ooh!

Good night, cheffy.

Good job.

-Also a great job.
-Really good job.

Oh, never mind.

Ah!

[bleep].

[phone vibrates]

----ing Carlos.

Good morning.

Lobster quiche.

I’m ----ing ready
to get this done.

Oh.

Oh, yes, better than coffee.

So what are you
making this morning?

Just hitting preferences.

-Hello.
-Good morning.

The winds died down.

It looks like we have a window.

So we’ll be leaving at 9:00?

-Yeah.
-Okay, perfect.

We’ve got to hurry.

Right now it looks calm.
We have to get off the dock.

-All right, thank you.
-Thanks.

This is our only chance
to give these clients

the experience
that they paid for.

Max, go on the bow.

You can stay
in the stern, bro.

I’ll have you on the port side.

Pull this in.

Bring it up to the main deck.

And then we’ll coil it.

I don’t want to
disappoint Nathan

with this first undocking.

This is my one shot of
a trial on the deck team.

There is no room for
[bleep]-up.

All crew, all crew, we are
ready to get off the dock.

Copy.

Max, you can drop
the port ground line.

Copy, copy.

Yeah, just pull it in for now
and then we’ll coil it later.

Thank you.
Hold on.

Max, watch my port side bow.

Take the slack.

She’s on.

All lines on board.

Let me know when
I’m clear to swing.

You want to three wraps
on here, right?

You are now clear
of the ground lines.

You’re free to swing.

Okay, get the lines up.

You coiled them and I take them?

Yeah, that’s fine.

Thank you, I’m all set.
I’m back in the bridge.

Copy.

-Well done, girl.
-Thank you.

Where’s your loose ends?

No, it’s over here.
All done.

-Yeah, that’s fine.
-It’s... okay.

I’m part of the deck
team now, we did it.

She done absolutely fantastic.

[imitates fanfare]

The Queen Victoria
just arrived on the deck.

You should have been
here already,

so you’re late, you know.

What she’s doing right now,

if she carries on
throughout this season with us,

she’s going
to be the best deckhand

anybody could ask for.

-Yeah, girl.
-Thanks.

Oh, sh--.

It looks bumpy.

You put it through, right?

-Through there.
-And then you make a loop.

She is, she’s working
hard up there.

She looks more natural
doing deck work than stew work.

Is that so nice?

----ing the adventure,
you know, the unknown.

It can be a dolphin coming here

or a boat crossing and
killing all of us, you know.

But you are just in the galley,
you know, on the pantry

and you don’t know
what’s going to happen.

No.

-Nathan.
-Yeah?

Just to remind you, I only
need V at breakfast and dinner

because I need her to turn up
and turn down.

-That’s cool.
-While we do service.

-Okay, no worries.
-Yeah.

Now that we’ve left the dock,

having V switch
between departments

is really going
to test Kizzi and I.

But I think her and
I will smash it.

Famous last words, I know.

If you need her,
just come grab her.

Deck crew, deck crew.

You want to get changed
into your wets?

All crew, all crew,
ETA, 20 minutes.

I can’t believe no one’s up.

I don’t know what
to do with myself.

Oh, look at that!

Um, V...

-Do you want to just watch?
-Yeah.

So we’ll bring that up so
it’s on tension on the break.

Okay.

-Morning, angel.
-Oh, my bestie.

Did you sleep well?

Captain gives us a
go ahead then

we’ll walk it to the water line.

V, V, master is open.
V, master is open.

Copy, on my way.

All right, so you
guys good for now?

Yeah, we’re good,
yeah, thanks.

Jesus.

You can drop the anchor,
two shackles.

Is just one of them up?

Yes.

Two o’clock, medium stay.

We’re good, thank you.

Copy that, cap.

Let’s get these toys
out as quick as possible.

[bleep]

I think I’m going to
try to ride a jetski.

V, V, do you want
to jump on to deck?

Kizzi, jump in the primary cabin
if you haven’t already.

Copy.

We’re ready to
get you out there.

Oh, man.

-I’m ready to go.
-Yes, ma’am.

Have fun.

Woo-hoo.

Yeah!
Rip it!

[screaming]

What the...

Really?

Hey, listen.
Listen, I’ve got me...

I’ve got me yacht master’s.

You don’t know how...

I’m so good at tying knots

because when Bon
was my instructor

and teaching me everything
he knew about boats,

this man was cutthroat.

Like, he was a veteran who was
deployed to Afghanistan.

He was not playing around.

It was very like,
you’re going to be the best

because this is my reputation.

So when I said I can tie a knot

in an ice storm
with my eyes closed,

like, I can tie a bowline in an
ice storm with my eyes closed.

It’s so simple.

I’m a ----ing fraud.

Slowly, surely, facing me.

-Morning, Marsha.
-Good morning.

Oh, my God.

LaDonna’s making her way out
of the water now

so then we can head up
for breakfast.

Yeah, I’m ready for that.

Not eating nothing fake,

just putting straight
freshness in the body.

Yeah.

I feel like I’m going to get
absolutely cracked in the ass.

Josh, we have all guests

so we can get going
with breakfast.

Copy.
Thank you, Aesha.

V, if you could pop into cabins
that would be awesome.

-Soft apricots.
-Here’s some guac.

Lobster quiche.

We’ve got a beet and mango
salad with pomegranate

and here are some
homemade hash browns.

Yeah, the quiche is delicious.

For you vegans.

How’s that melon?

Oh, it’s good.

It really brings out the
flavor of the other fruit, eh?

Yeah.

Great work, chef.
No complaints.

Yeah, I’ll take that.

What the [bleep]?
The wind is picking up.

The rocking’s got
my equilibrium off.

You wouldn’t believe
I’m so proud of this.

-Tell me.
-I just taught Joe a knot.

Where did this wind come from?

We’re going to need
to get all the toys in.

I’m going to need Victoria.

No problem.

I hate doing cabins by myself.

I need that slide up
before it rips.

No worries.

[bleep]

Oh, my goodness.

Jesus.

It’s getting a lot windier.

Hold on.

Isn’t it?

Look how dark the water’s gone.

You can see the white caps.

It’s too dangerous.

[rope snaps]

[bleep]! [bleep]!

Nathan, Nathan,
the tender is floating away.

You’ve got to be ----ing
kidding me.

Push!

Coming up...

Are you missing the meat?

[laughing]

[rope snaps]

The tender!

[bleep]

Nathan, Nathan,
the tender is floating away.

I have to jump on it.

Push!

Take it easy.
Don’t hurt yourself.

It’s 27 knots of wind.

Throw me your bowline!

[chuckling]

Oh my gosh.

Do you want to go
help Max now, no?

Cool.

Good job saving the tender.
It broke free?

You should have seen it.

But he saved it.

That’s Max, though.

That was a scene right there.

We’re gonna head back.
It can be dangerous.

Yeah, it’s getting chop.
Wild.

The Mediterranean is
very unpredictable.

Oh my goodness.

V, are you okay out there?

Yeah?

It’s a little rough,
but I kind of like it.

-You got the slide up.
-The slide’s in.

All good.

See how she’s having
a fight with the water?

The water’s gonna win.

No, she winning.

-She’s winning now.
-That’s what’s so impressive.

That’s the inflatables
tied on.

Did you see what did happen?

-No.
-Sheesh!

Deck crew, deck crew.
Crisis averted.

We’re gonna head back.
Good job.

That wasn’t easy.

Swimming platform clear.

Okay, can you just straighten
it out a little bit?

Yeah.

Rain gonna hit soon.

Yeah, that came in quick.

Uh, V looks like she’s
been doing well on deck.

Yeah.

----ing hell.

Bro, get your heaving
lines sorted.

Okay.

Weather’s deceiving, boy.

They come in fast.

V, just be confident because
you done it last night.

You can do it now.

Is it clear to
swing my bow around?

Good to swing, Cap.
Good to swing.

20 meters.

Ground line, starboard side.

9 meters and closing.

It’s windy, eh?

We really just want
to aim over their head.

Past them.
Not to them.

3 meters and closing.

Go to the car,
aim for the window.

2 meters and closing.

Okay, Cap,
if we can hold it there.

Throw the lines ashore.

Sorry, that was really rough.

Ugh!

It’s okay.
You’ve got this.

Okay, flip it over
the passerelle.

Tie off there, guys.

Okay.
Sh--.

All right, Cap, just a wee
tick-ahead, please.

Nathan, I need to know
if we’re square.

We look fantastic back here.

Great, I’m going
to shut down the mains.

Copy, Cap.

Okay, that’s in.

Nice work, Nathan.

-Good job.
-Thanks.

I love having someone on
my team that is eager to learn.

Like, I’ll take V any
day working part-time

over the Christian and Tessa
full-time.

-Spin?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Towards you?
-Towards me.

V’s a natural on deck.

Whose decision is it
if I stay?

I don’t know, but
I can talk to Cap.

If it continues the way
it’s going, I’m happy.

V, V, do you want to
get into your blacks?

Copy.

Wow.

Victoria, I’m impressed.

What’s the theme tonight again?

-High tea.
-Yeah.

Do you want it like
Alice in Wonderland-y?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[laughing]

-Romance is blooming.
-Mm-hmm.

Just talking over dinner.

No, I know.
It’s a date.

What’s the plan for dinner?

Big spread again,
just like that last night.

Yeah.

Three proteins, three salads,
mushrooms, fries, bread.

-Yeah.
-You know what I like.

I’m really worried about
how this charter is going.

I can tell they’re not
happy at all.

They’re just, like, hiding
in their rooms right now.

We just need to do something
to make them forget

how terribly this
has gone so far.

They would have to end
the night with a group dance

on the sky deck led
by the yacht crew.

Copy.

So we need to make up a routine
and teach it to them.

-It’ll be funny.
-Yeah, okay.

I’m out.

V, she’s into you.

I mean, I’m fond of
both of them.

You’ll tackle the both
of them, won’t you?

No.

-No, honestly.
-No?

I really don’t want to do that.

Mm-hmm.

That’s disgusting.

I know that the crew think
I’m, like,

a bit of a player,
whatever.

I do honestly believe
that I’m a good guy,

but I just always end up
in mad situations.

Do you like him?

No, well, you said
you liked him.

Ellie, I’ve upset
you, haven’t I?

I felt so disrespected.

Don’t make me feel
dumb, either.

Okay, guys, shut up.

Which also means stop
making sound effects.

I’ve unintentionally
hurt people in the past,

so I’ve got to choose,

but I don’t know what
I’m going to do.

Honestly, V is a lovely girl.

Yeah, she’s a lovely girl.

I understand.

I’m just going to see
how it goes.

It’s me ----ing first charter.

Today was a good day.

But I ain’t never got
on this type of yacht,

and I ain’t got out
in the water.

That’s not right.

Golly, okay.

Can you help me?

We need to do some research
on, like, Spanish dance.

Let’s just do, like,
a little simple dance.

Just teach me.

-Get pretty.
-Just get dressed.

[chuckles]

One.
Back.

Oh, sh--.

Yeah, I know.

I go side to side.

-Spin.
-Turn. And bah!

And one.
And two.

And twerky, twerky, twerk.

Growing up in Spain, I learned
dancing from old women,

because they would
always pick me out,

and they’d go,
you’re dancing with me.

So it’s kind of second nature.

-Split.
-Jesus Christ.

I can go like this.

This is my bachelor party trick.

She’s the real star here.

I’m just there for support.

Okay.

-Can you do me a favor?
-Yeah, what’s up?

Would you be able to give
that rail a rinse?

Okay.

It’s high tea time.

Millennium high tea.

Josh, Josh, we’ve all
the guests seated,

and we’re just doing drinks.

Thank you, Asia.
I’m ready for service.

Do you mind coming to
the galley, please?

Josh, do you need me to
come down to help bring up?

Yeah.
I’m ready to go straight away.

Okay. Want me to
take these up?

Yeah. Please.

-Thank you.
-I’ll give you two, yeah?

Really good choice.
Good nutrients.

Two of these.

So we’ve got the king
oyster breaded mushrooms,

the hand-cut French fries,

cauliflower couscous,

green salad,
garlic mushrooms,

sea bass, lamb,

shrimps, and pickled
melon and cucumber.

Okay. That’s fine.

Would you like some?

Why not?

All right, guys. Yeah.

They’re too greasy.

Do you feel better
about them now?

It’s just scary when
they’ve got so many

variety of preferences.

They try. It really
don’t take that much.

-It doesn’t.
-It don’t.

----ing hell, Josh.

We’ll start fresh tomorrow,
and we smash it out.

Guests leave, we’ll bash
out a wash down.

Easy.

Were you finished
with your meal there?

Yeah.

We can do dessert
when you’re ready.

I like the little coconut bowls.

So cute.

-Right, we can start going now.
-Yippy.

That looks really great.

-Ready?
-Here we go.

Whoa!

So in the bottom of the coconut,
there is coconut puree,

and then there’s some
fresh pineapple.

There’s a coconut
and almond crumble,

passion fruit sorbet,

and on top is a honeyed twill.

Enjoy.

Very mango.

It’s passion fruit,
that’s not mango.

I do have questions.
Can he come back?

-You want him to come back?
-Yes.

Josh, Josh,
can you please come back?

[bleep]

[sighs]

I don’t like coconut.

I do have questions.

Josh, Josh, can
you please come back?

[bleep]

He’s on his way.

I summoned you back up here.

-Different.
-Right.

-Summoned me back up there.
-I summoned you back up here.

So have you made this before?

Is this something
you created tonight?

I have done it before.

I did it for a competition
in December last year.

It’s like a party in my mouth.

It’s divine.

This was nuts.

Is there more passion fruit?

There is more
passion fruit for you.

I would love some more.

Hold on a second.
Is that a pig flying over there?

They actually liked it.
Really?

I can’t believe that.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

It’s so good,
I’m gonna eat the bowl.

-You won in the end.
-I beat the battle.

He really outdid himself.

Yeah. He listened.

[chattering]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I decided I was finished
and I’d just let you go.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

And he went...

He says hi.

He was like...

He’s gonna seize.

Like, what happened
to Tommy Boy?

Like, is Tommy Boy not around?
Like, is he... You all good?

-Oh?
-My gentleman at home.

Have you said the L word?

I forced it out of him.

I just love love.

Remember that little saying

where you were in
love with someone else?

Like, did we forget that?

He’s gonna have like
a whole love story

in his head about you.

Joe, Kizzi.

We’re ready when you are.

So just come up and be
charming and we’ll go.

-Yeah, we’re on our way.
-Here we go.

Okay, let’s go.

[speaks Spanish]

Uh...

[trilling]

[shouting in Spanish]

We’re in Spain, we’re gonna
do a bit of Spanish dancing.

So partner up.

I’m taking you.
You’re my partner.

-Okay.
-Ole.

Put your arm out, and you turn
in and you hold his hand.

[laughing]

Oh my goodness.

Oh!

-[shouting]
-I can’t do that.

This is the first time I think
I’ve seen a smile

on half of these guest’s faces.

One, two.

[shouting]

Twerk, yeah.

And then drop
and do the splits.

Oh, yes, baby!

All right, guys.
Thank you so much.

I hope you had a good night.

Thank you so much.
See you tomorrow.

Good dancing.
Good dancing.

Aesha, you want me
to knock off now?

Yeah.
You’ve had a big day.

I just cleaned this.

Thanks, babe.

-Darling.
-Sweetheart.

Good night.
We’ll see you tomorrow.

Boys ----ing smashed today

and I’m proud of
----ing everyone.

You think we keep V?

I don’t know.
I’m happy too, anyway.

Yeah, she’s really good.

Yeah, and she’s adapting
well on the team.

-Yeah.
-And she ----ing coming in.

Yeah.

All right.
Thank you.

Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Um...

I think she must have been quite
distracted tonight because...

I was gonna say, I think
she’s excited about deck,

-which I’m so happy for her.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

You are my superstar.

-Love you.
-Love you. Sleep well.

Oh, thank God.

Can I get a foot washdown?

[laughing]

-How’s it going?
-Really good.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Saw you hustling yesterday.

Aw, thanks.

Yes, Milady.

Yeah.

Are you looking for it?

What?

Mm-hmm.

-Oh my gosh...
-I lost it.

I’m so sorry.

[bleep]. The pillows, let’s
look in the bed right now.

Okay.

Is it this side you slept on?

Um, I probably like the middle.

[gasps]

Yay!

[shouting]

[laughing]

Oh...

Oh, we got it.

-Max.
-Yo, bro.

Check the tender.

-How is your mum, anyway?
-All right, bro.

How’s your mum?

Asked about you too much.

-Does she?
-Too much?

That’s because the night
we had together.

I know.

She is a ----ing
sweetheart.

[laughing]

Hmm.

All crew, all crew.

Let’s get into your whites
and meet on the dock

for guest departure.

Oh, try not to think about it.

-Turn over day!
-Yeah.

Have to leave.

Bye, my love.

Chef, you did your thing.

Thank you brother.

Ate really well
because of you.

Cheers, brother.

This guy’s a ----ing clown.

Yes, of course.
Me too. I’m a hugger.

I’m not going to cry.

-You’re such a great human.
-I’m going to be strong.

Yes.

I came all the way from
Chicago to do this major reset,

and it’s been just
an absolute blessing.

And this is for you.

Oh, thank you.

-Take care.
-Bye.

All right, everyone.

Let’s get out of our whites
into our reds,

and we’ll meet the main salon
for our tip meeting.

* Let’s get changed
Let’s get changed *

Third one done, baby.

Yeah.

I’ll help.

Oh, I can’t wait to be
slutty on a night out.

-Are ya?
-Yeah, I’m going to.

You want to break up with
your boyfriend first, you know.

-I’ll do that at some point.
-Good.

In the next few days.

Let me know when you
have it done.

Yeah?

Oh.

-Oh!
-Hey.

Charter three.

Aesha, you were willing to
allow V to come on deck

and support us.

Thank you, because
you’re a team player.

And V, your work
ethic is incredible.

It was just good
to see both sides.

I loved it.
It was really fun.

Kudos to you, and thank you.

Thanks.

Now the tip.

Not every tip is always going
to be as big as the first tip.

But success is much about
how we pivot and rebound.

So in this case, what I love
is these charter clients

actually saw how
hard you worked.

And so they decided to
give you 40,000 dollars.

-Oh!
-What?

Per person, it’s $4,000.

[bleep]

[shouting]

Jesus Christ, did I show up
at the right time.

I feel like Nathan owes
me a little, like,

recruiters fee
for finding V for deck.

* Yeah, I’ve got to make lots
of money with my big tip *

* Got to make lots of
honeys with my big dick *

I can’t say that.
We can’t use that.

It just rhymed with tip.

Come in!

[shouting]

That’s the biggest tip I’ve
ever had on any of my seasons.

It’s going to take me
a long time

to come down from this high.

A massage from the crew.

[shouting]

Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!

You are crazy!

[shouting]

Coming up...

How was she at line handling?

You could tell she was nervous

because she wants to
do the job right.

I’m happy with her.

I’ve loved having her
on my team.

V, V, please
come to the bridge.

Hey!

Aesha, Nathan, please
come to the bridge.

-Copy.
-----ing madness, isn’t it?

I can’t even count it.

-Hello.
-Hi, Aeshy-Waeshy.

Hey, just want to
give you an update.

Perfect, thank you.

[growls]

So, what I want to know
is, how’s V on deck?

How was she at line handling?

Fantastic.

You could tell she was nervous,
but I liked that she was nervous

because it shows
that she cares.

I love it.

Well, because the boat
needs four deck hands.

Yeah.

I’d like to keep V on deck.

Okay.

Don’t you both feel that
she’d be great?

-Yeah, I feel like...
-100%.

I’m loved having
her on my team,

-but she does...
-Thrive.

She’s so much happier outside.
You can see it.

-You can see the joy in her.
-It suits her more.

And I’m happy with her
outside as well.

That’s cool.

Thanks for being
so supportive.

That’s okay.

If I don’t get
a great stewardess,

-I might be less supportive.
-Yes.

I’ll start working on getting
a stewardess, so don’t worry.

I’m going to call her up here
so we can let her know together.

V, V, please come
to the bridge.

Copy on my way.

Oh, she’s going
to be so happy.

-Hey!
-Hi!

You’re not in trouble.

We are officially shifting
you over to the deck team!

-Thank you.
-How do you feel about that?

I did it!
Like, I proved myself.

I’m so over the moon
to be on the deck team.

I’m super happy to have you
on deck, as well.

Just from the
bottom of my heart,

thank you for seeing
something in me.

-You’ll do great.
-Got a great leader.

-Yeah!
-Yay.

Are you decky?

Are you decky?

Oh, my love!

I’m excited for her.

As long as I’m, like, the
favorite, then I don’t mind.

I wish Bon could see that.
He would have been so proud.

It’s party in this cabin!

Hmm.

Tom’s gonna ----ing
hate me after this.

At the same time,
I’m allowed to flirt.

Yeah, men do it too.

Exactly.
Everyone enjoys a good flirt.

We’re sending it.
Sending it.

[trills]

-Stunning.
-Wow, honey!

Let’s party!

-The boys!
-The boys! The boys!

Can we talk about
the boys real quick?

What?

I can’t tell if either of
them are into me or not into me.

If you are down,
they are very down.

100%.

Kizzi, she smells nice.

I thought V was into you.

Yeah.

Who do you think would
be the best shagger?

I reckon Max.

I feel like Max
would be a giver.

-Joe...
-Joe would also be a giver.

Joe would also be a giver.

Nathan would just be like, Oh!

Yee! Yee! Yee!

Yeah! Yeah!

- I’m done!
- High five!

Let’s go!

Oh, wow.
Where are we going?

-Above the sky, guys.
-Oh, look at this!

That’s gorgeous.

It’s absolutely
fantastic here.

Oh, yeah, he’s
bringing a bar cart.

He’s brought the whole bar.

He’s brought
the whole bar with him.

Jesus Christ.

I want a porn star but with
tequila instead of vodka.

Are you ready for food?

[speak Spanish]

Can I please get paella?

Yes!

To $4,000, baby!

[speaking Spanish]

-How did you learn?
-I live here.

And your parents
still in Liverpool?

Yeah.

Would she ever come back here?

It’s my mission
to bring her back.

Really?

I’m saving up right now
to this day

to buy an apartment
for me mum.

And whatever comes
rest is for me.

You’re so cute, though.

Can you pass me
another crocky?

Babe, of course.

-I was looking at that.
-There’s another one there.

Are you missing the meat?

[laughing]

Sorry?

I didn’t expect everyone
to ----ing...

be quiet.

We got a vegan paella.

Oh, my God!

-Are you missing the meat?
-I am.

-Yeah?
-I am.

I’m gonna for a toilet.
You coming?

I actually fear for my dress
if I eat too much.

She’s got a fella
and she’s flirtatious.

But she’s giving game, aye.

She’s giving game,
but she won’t go all the way.

I’m telling you now.

With Kizzi and Victoria,

I’m either doomed if it don’t
or doomed if it do.

Because I’d either be a
home-wrecker or a heartbreaker.

[bleep] me.

Just don’t [bleep]
around with the boat.

Coming up...

Tom.

I don’t want to have any
reservations whilst I’m here.

Hey!

I just want to kiss someone.

Mate, I’m not even lying.

I mean, that’s,
Kizzi is powerful.

Like, I’m attracted
to her so much.

-I can see the vibes.
-So much, bro.

The vibes.

Best ever memory.

Do you have a best-ever memory?

I think when we first
got to the restaurant,

we were all very close
as a family.

We’re not ever together anymore.

-Really?
-I miss that.

My mum and dad then split,
but it’s better now.

Like, my mum has a boyfriend.

She freaked out.
She’s like,

Oh my God, I need to get...

That’s what society
says you have to.

I think that’s what I’m like.
I don’t like being alone.

I’m not very good at distance.

Touch is so important.

If I can’t touch you,
I’m like, where are you?

-Really?
-Yeah.

Like, I feel like I met Tom at
a really inconvenient time.

I would have loved to have
met him in a year’s time.

I’ve been in relationships
for, like, most of my life,

and I kind of
sometimes think, like,

oh, have I missed out
on that single period

where you just literally
flirt with everyone?

And if I came on single,
I’d get my list out.

Who do I want?

Let’s go pee now.

But anyway, them birds.

-Good luck.
-Yeah, good luck.

The stew in me just was like,
I had to fix that pillow.

-Fluff that pillow.
-Sh--, it’s so bad.

I think V is really just, like,

I love Latina kind of birds.

Yeah, full-on relationship.
Get to know you kind of.

Kizzi...

She smiles at me,
and me balls tingle.

[laughing]

[bleep].

Joe is a stud muffin,
you know.

So, good for him.
Good for him.

-All right, let’s go.
-Let’s go.

Guys, let’s go.

Hurry up!

[shouting]

[trilling]

[screaming]

[chattering]

Joe!

-Be polite.
-Baby!

Guys, what do you
think about Joe?

Lovely boy.

-He’s charming.
-He’s great.

I actually can tell
that Kizzi...

-Is into you.
-Is into you.

Big time.

But I think because she knows
she’s got a boyfriend,

she’s like, well, I don’t have
a right to be into him over V,

but I can tell that she is.

What the [bleep] is my life?

-I don’t know.
-I know!

[speaking Spanish]

You’ll be amazing outside.

I’m so happy to have
you on deck, honestly.

I know you’ve got
a smile in your eyes.

You know what you do.

[laughing]

No, no, no, no.

Hey!

I’m sweating.

I can’t do this.

Naughty.
You’re so naughty.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

I appreciate what
Joe was saying.

I don’t want that to be me.

He’s so afraid to hurt me.

That’s not how I want to live.

Trauma builds character,
and it builds a sense of humor.

So I’m here for it.

[bleep]! [bleep]!

Oh, I needed that dance,
to be honest.

I think they’re going
to have sex in the backseat.

I think so.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

-You don’t know where they are?
-Who?

-Ciao, Bella!
-Oh good Lord.

Have a good night.

I’m going to bed, too.
I have to be up earliest.

Could you boil
the kettle?

Lad, I was speaking
to that Victoria.

Yeah?

What the [bleep]’s going on?

Nothing much.
Thank you so much.

-Yeah.
-Good night.

Good night.

Agh... I’m just...
I’m so confused.

I want my 20s to be full of fun
and adventure and no regrets.

I think the most important thing
is that I’m honest with Tom.

But I just feel guilty,
because I do really like him.

Ugh... I don’t know.

[phone rings]

Hello?

So, I know this is sh--.

I’ve done some thinking.

I don’t even know how
to word it, but...

I don’t want to have any
reservations whilst I’m here.

Like, you know what I’m like,
you know I’m like...

loud and flirty and crazy

and, like, all these things.

I just want to kiss someone.

What the [bleep] just happened?

I don’t want to be disrespectful

or hurt your feelings.

I don’t want to have
your feelings

be dependent on my actions.

I’m holding back
now, in, like... Oh!

Yeah.

Okay.

[sighs]

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

Joe’s a bachelor, bringing
six eligible women

with the hopes of finding love.

I’ll fall asleep
around 9:30 sometimes.

You’re speaking my language.

I’ve been gloom-free since
I was 16.

I’m an opera singer.

[singing]

Excited for the new stew?

Oh, sh--.

Oh, lala.

It’s her.

She’s gorgeous.

[bleep]

I hope she’s a lesbian.

Hello?