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"Below Deck Med"...

Yo!

- Huh?
- Who?

Gentleman at home.

Holy sh--. She has a boyfriend?

Bet you’re really good in bed.

- I mean, love.
- Yeah.

The beginning,
I was like, wow.

Tom is going to punch
you in the face.

I really like Tom,
but being on this boat

has made me confused about
being in a relationship.

I want to everyone.
Everyone’s so sexy.

V has deck experience.

You did day charters.

I did all the lines for that.

When you do day charters, you
have to be good with lines.

Keep an eye on the guests.

Tell them how they
use the Sea-Bob as well.

- No worries.
- Have you done it before?

- No.
- You’ll get it.

Where’s he gone
on the foil board?

- Look at him.
- Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have
no idea what they’re doing.

No, I didn’t.

There you go.
My God.

Jack!

This is super
dangerous now.

The deck team is total chaos.

I think we need to replace
Christian or Tessa.

So I want you to figure out,

based on experience
and leadership,

who are you going to let go?

Who are you going to let go?

I have eyeballs, but I want to
know what your thoughts are.

It’s necessary for the whole
operation of the boat

and the safety of the guests.

That’s half your team.

I can see Max getting frustrated
with Christian and Tessa,

but he’s also trying
to remain positive.

And then I’m getting
frustrated as well,

because it’s just
not good enough.

Okay.

If I had time to train
them up I would, but...

I feel like
they’re miles off it.

Yeah.

Spoken like a true leader.

I agree.
I think it’s the right call.

Makes me sad I have to do this.

I know.

As a first-time bosun,
making this call

is a very difficult one.

But I trust the decision
is the right one.

Christian, please
come to the bridge.

Coming now.

I’ve witnessed Nathan
educate his team,

talk to his team constantly.

And we need some people who
can understand direction

and then take action.

That’s not happening
with Tess and Christian.

What’s happening in
the bridge right now?

I don’t know.

Times like this is never
easy for me, ever.

But safety is non-negotiable.

It’s number one.
We all know that.

So at this point,
I’m letting you go.

I’m really sorry.

This is just about safety
and for efficiency.

No, thank you for
the opportunity, Captain.

Yes, of course.

And Nathan, thank you
so much, bro.

No, thanks, man.
I’m sorry.

You’re a hard worker.

Well, no, thank you,
guys, honestly.

- Yeah.
- Thank you, man.

So our turn around is tomorrow,

so I need you to pack
and then head off the boat.

- Thank you, Cap.
- It’s a pleasure.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Not at all.

Thank you so much, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, yeah,
the reasons are valid, but

I wish I had the opportunity
to show them I’m capable.

sake’s, man.

Sorry if I put
someone in danger.

This is disappointing.

I feel bad.

Not everything feels good
when you’re in leadership.

Do you reckon
he’s getting fired?

Tess, Tess, Tess. Can you
please come to the bridge?

- What’s happening?
- I’m scared.

Damn.

Everyone’s getting called in.

- Hey.
- Hello.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Good.

From what I’ve observed
and speaking with Nathan,

it’s completely
chaotic on deck.

It’s not safe.

There’s been a few incidents
where guests

have gone missing
or they’ve gone too far.

They’ve jumped on a
e-foil without an induction.

So I have to make a change.

I’m really sorry,
but I’ve got to let you go.

I know you come from a big boat,

which is a different
type of experience.

But if I may,
get on small boats.

Because small boats,
you learn everything.

- Thank you so much.
- It’s been a pleasure.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Thanks.

I feel like Nathan’s leadership
style is pretty sh--.

is this?

I feel like I also didn’t
get the opportunity

to, like, show my skills.

Good luck to them,
but it’s their loss.

It didn’t feel nice,
but it felt necessary.

Yeah. All right.

So now I have to get
two new deck hands in.

Perfect.

Now that Tessa and
Christian’s gone,

I want to prove
it to Captain Sandy

that I can do this job and
I can do it efficiently.

All right.
Thank you, Cap.

I appreciate you.

Great.

Yeah, so Tessa and Christian
are packing their bags.

No.

- So they’re off.
- Wow.

We’re getting replacements.

Okay.

Hopefully we can find
them by tomorrow.

If not, it’s going to be
an interesting charter.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Let’s go.

Like, it just is amazing.

Huh?

What?

- We just lose
- ---ing two crew member.

- Who?
- Who?

- Christian.
- And?

- Tess.
- Yeah.

- No, off.
- Yeah.

- Where is she?
- Yeah.

Are you ----ing
joking me?

No.

- Are you ----ing joking me?
- No.

She was like,
it’s just not working.

So she fired me and Christian.

What is going on?

Wait, Tess, are you leaving?

- She’s got
- ---ing sacked, mate.

Oh, my roomie.

Oh, well.

What’s up, bro?

What’s that face?

But I just know the news.

- Really?
- Yeah, man.

I don’t know.
I just don’t know, bro.

It is what it is, bro.

Yeah, I tried to warn you
like 1,000 million times, man.

I did, I tried.
Like, I tried.

This guy. Jesus.

Get a new deck hand,
try to hypnotize him.

- See how he goes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I cannot believe that.

- You’re going?
- I’m going.

Christian.

That’s like half our crew.

- Christian, man.
- Bro, you’re ----ing cool.

Don’t worry, you're not alone.

It was me, too.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah.

- You’re leaving us?
- Oh, sh--.

- I just got the sack.
- We’re out.

Peace out, brother.

My dad has been in over
20 aircraft accidents.

With all, like, scratches and
blood and glass in his skin.

This feels worse than
the way he described them.

- All right, man.
- Sorry, and thank you.

But, like, the silver lining
is if I stayed,

I’m sure at some point I would
have punched Max in the face.

- Take it easy, bro.
- Ciao.

You’re not just manhandling
that, you’re own.

Good God, she’s strong.

It’s sad.

I maybe could have had
more confidence on deck,

but I was just
so weary of, like,

where I stood
in the deck team.

- Bye, I’m so sorry.
- Bye, it’s all right.

I didn’t ----ing know this
was going to happen.

- It’s okay.
- A big surprise.

I hope on my next boat,
like, my bosun believes in me

and has half a brain cell.

I really do wish
Nathan all the best.

I’m sure he'll do great.

Twitching.

- See ya.
- See you.

- Ciao.
- Bye.

Come on.

Oh, man.

Scary, man.

When I first got
into yachting,

I didn’t realize how
ruthless it was.

- Oh, it’s so ruthless.
- Yeah.

- Do the job or you’re gone.
- Yeah.

I like it.

You’ve really got
to feel for Nathan

when the most competent
member of his team

voluntarily rubbed jellyfish
all over his face.

I want to take one.

Is it not poisonous on the top?

You can grab them.

- Oh, my gosh.
- What?

- It’s starting to spike me.
- You dumb.

And the other two
have both been fired.

This is so bad.

Oh, my God.

Coming up...

Can you do, like,
a vegan wrap?

I would like
the barbecue lobster.

- Okay.
- French fries.

French fries.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

- Hungry as hell.
- Ugh...

- They’re gone.
- They’re gone.

- They’re gone!
- Big changes.

- It’s for the best, bro.
- Yeah.

Oh, thank God.

I wonder if Cap
and Sandy noticed

I have deck experience
on my CV.

Oh, V has deck experience.

Yeah, I’m a little intimidated

because people who have more
experience than me just left.

So...

Yeah, but you came into interior
with no interior experience

and you’re smashing it.

I know that V would probably
be happier on deck,

so I’m just trying
to plant a little seed.

Hee-hee.

Okay.

I’m going to go pee and cry.

Okay, I’m gonna vacuum.

- Madness.
- Yachting, baby.

Nathan and Aesha,
please come to the bridge.

Copy.

Oh, no!

- Are you good?
- No, I’m not.

Well, I have some news for you.

Yes.

Since the firing of
the two deck hands...

- Yeah.
- I found you a replacement.

He’s a good deck hand.

- Okay.
- Experienced.

We’re bringing in Joe.

- Really?
- Yes.

Joe!

Joe’s coming back.

I know that we’ve lost two
kind, lovely people today.

But how cool that
Joe’s coming back?

Oh, I’m...

Me and him just vibe on
a whole different level.

I’m ----ing love you, man.

- Oh!
- Groovy, baby.

Right, man, I’ll
see you tomorrow.

I mean, if I knew Joe
was going to come back,

I would have sacked ’em
in charter one.

I’m going to start looking
for another deck hand,

- but it is August.
- I know.

In the middle of
the Med summer.

I know.

- Well, we got this.
- Yeah.

- Thank you, Cap.
- Okay.

Weather’s not looking
very good, is it?

No. We’ll have showers come in.

Okay.

But we’re monitoring
the weather.

Question. So new charter
tomorrow, so who’s your team?

- I don’t know yet.
- Hmm.

Have you done deck before?

We have one week of, like,
actual deck and safety diving

on an 80-foot yacht.

Deck stew on a 100-foot yacht.

But all I’ve done is,
like, lines and fenders.

So you’re obviously
going to have

to teach me a couple things.

But Aesha and Kizzi,
can both tell you, like,

I pick up things quick.

I’ll think about it.

I’ll have a chat
with captain later

- to see if she’s found anyone.
- Okay.

And if she hasn’t,
then I may propose her.

It’s a big thing to ask for.

But I would love to do it.

Like, nothing
would be better

than being part
of the deck team.

- Thanks.
- Thank you.

It’s just an idea.

You don’t have
to go with it.

I need to get ready.

I’m just buzzing, running out.

Oh, my God.
What?

Long ----ing day.

I can fit my fist in my mouth.

- Can you?
- Yeah.

I want to say...

Jesus Christ!

Are we all going
to be in one car?

So cute!

Here.

- Here?
- Yeah. Yeah.

It’s going to be
a long six weeks.

There’s these attractive guys,
parading around the boat.

I want to have my cake
and eat it.

That’s not the
right thing to do.

It’s not fair on Tom.

Agh!

It’s so hard having
a conscience.

Let’s go, guys!

I invite to dinner.
I invite to dinner.

Kizzi, let’s go.

Hello!

This is so cute.

It’s a very classy
tapas restaurant.

Can I have an
espresso martini please?

- Can I have a paloma?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Salad with real peaches

and a little bit of
goat cheese cream.

Amazing.
Thank you so much.

Mmm.

Wow.

I’ll tell you what,
that’s ----ing good.

Cheers to us.

We’re going to hold
this sh-- down.

---ing right, we are.

Righty-oh, so we’ve
got a deckhand placement.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

Joe.

What’s he like?

He’s your best friend.

Yeah, if you trust him.

Don’t make
Max feel left out.

- No, of course not.
- Yeah.

Do you think Joe’s going
to be in love with her?

Or me?

I don’t know.
He could be.

I like to think
everyone’s in love with me.

It’s still so nice to
have people love you.

- Just love love.
- Just love love, babe.

Oh, my God.

Shall we skedaddle?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

This is cute.

Cheers to the...

Remaining.

- Oh, good Lord.
- No, no, no.

How are you feeling
about tomorrow?

I’ve got a lot on.

Just remember, you don’t have
to do everything they say.

No, no, for sure.

They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Yeah.

Like, people send things back.

That is like
a fear driver for me.

- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?

I don’t want that
sh-- to happen.

Yeah.

So I think I just try
and probably go

probably a bit too much.

Maybe I need to, like,
pull back.

Just, like, doing
things to excellence,

but on, like, a smaller variety.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You’re gonna burn
yourself out, otherwise.

Yeah.

I already feel ----ed.

I know it.

If you can
keep your emotions...

Yeah.

And if we can work
together as a team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then I can see you in
the leadership position.

- Lead deckhand?
- Because I am.

Yeah, of course.

And Joe is your friend, bro.

Yeah, but I have to
think professional

because you’ve proven so much,

but I want you to
correct the emotional.

Give me a cuddle.

I love that, bro.
That’s wonderful, bro.

All right, shall we go?

- The taxi’s here.
- Let’s go.

To the car.

I might vomit all....

- Five stars.
- Mademoiselle.

Five stars.

Have a ciggy with you guys?

Vibes! Vibes!

Ooh!

- Whoa, top off
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got pretty hot in there, huh?

You go first, please.

, we’ve got guests
coming on here tomorrow.

, whatever.

I’m going straight to bed.

- I need to pee.
- There’s your chance, bro.

She has a boyfriend.

See you tomorrow.

Ai yi yi yi.

I’ll see you in the morning.

Have a good sleep.

Do you think, really quickly,

do you think I’m a ----ing
idiot for coming here

with a guy that I’m dating
for the first time?

But you’ve only been
with him a month.

If you guys were, like,
solidly dating for, like,

six months or a year?
I’d totally get it.

But, yeah, it’s, like,
very unique circumstances.

What I’ve seen of Kizzi so far,

she really should not be on
this boat with a boyfriend.

She’s pining for every
guy’s attention on the boat.

Yeah.

I think that this
is headed for

a big, giant,
messy explosion.

This is your life.

Coming up...

There’s really
nothing healthy for me.

I like greens.

My body not really
getting what it needs.

Treating me like a.
Bullsh--.

- Are you that stressed?
- Where are you going?

Can’t right now.
Dickhead.

- Hi, gorgeous.
- Hi.

Nathan and Aesha,
please come to the bridge.

On my way.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Yes.

So the plan, Joe,
is coming this morning.

Yeah.

And then I’m still
short a deck hand.

Yeah.

So just thinking,
you have a stewardess.

Victoria has deck experience.

- Did you know that?
- I did know that.

I spoke to her, actually.

Oh, really?

Maybe it’s worth
giving her a shot.

Yeah, I’m more than
happy to have her.

I’d like for you guys to
figure out how to share her

for the next charter until
I get another deckhand.

It’s tricky because it's
mainly mornings and dinner

when I need her the most.

Which actually works,
because you probably need

her most during the day.

Yeah, but I’ll need one deck
to do the night shift.

Basically, it’d be me and
Kizzi doing everything.

But you know,
I’ll always do my best.

Yeah.

Selfishly, the last thing
I want is to give V up

because we’ve finally got this
beautiful, cohesive team.

But, luckily for everyone,

I am a larger-thinking
chief stew

who knows she needs to do
the best for the whole boat.

Just consider me
the good witch of the boat.

Let’s see how she does on deck.

- Yeah.
- Thanks.

What ever needs to be done.

- Thank you, cap.
- Okay.

Do you need your bins emptied?

Yes.

Girls, girls, can you meet
me at the primary cabin?

Copy.

Right, brother.

So...

We’ve had some changes.

Yeah.

The bad news is that
we’re going into next charter

a person down, which means
Nathan and I

have to share you
for next charter.

We’re sharing.

So you’re gonna be half inside.

This is gonna be an
interesting custody.

Outside, I know.

You guys are doing
joint custody over me.

Holy sh--.

The opportunity to do deck is
like a breath of fresh air.

Like, but quite literally,

because I get to go outside
and breathe like fresh air.

I might have to do even
more with a crew of two

on the interior.

I probably should have
thought of that

before I planted my seed.

That sounds really dirty.

- Sorry, girl.
- No.

I just don’t know how we're
gonna do any better.

We’ve got it.

We can do it.

Hey.
Nathan. Nathan!

Yes, big dog!

Get it over here!

We’re back, we're back!

- Look.
- What?

Joe and Nathan.

Hi!

So happy to see you, mate.

Run, Aesha!

Oh, that’s so cute.

Aesha.

Ah...

I’m back, baby.

I was literally navigating off
of the watch on a 35-meter.

I was out at sea.

I got the text from
Captain Sandy

saying that my best mate
needed me on deck.

Get me on.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

I heard a lot of good
things about you.

I do consider myself like
a really good deckhand,

but I had a few flaws.

Oh, it’s a mess, bro.

Start with learning how
to tie a line.

Let’s go, let's go.

I’ve had a year to learn.

I’m comfortable on the bow now.

I know exactly what’s going on.

Guess what cabin we’re in?

We’re in the same cabin.

Yes!

I’ve just done a level up,

and it feels so good.

I’m so confident within myself.

I’m just ready to
absolutely smash it.

- Hi, Joe.
- Hello, Captain Sandy.

I’m really happy to have you.

Let’s smash this season.
Let’s smash it.

- Yeah, you smell really nice.
- Oh, thank you. So do you.

Now that you’ve met the infamous
Joe, what do you think?

Good, good-looking,
built, yeah.

- Hi, how’s it going?
- Hi, I’m Joe.

- I’m V.
- Pleased to meet you.

- What was your name?
- V.

- V.
- Mm-hmm.

Dang, they finally
brought someone on board

who is really handsome.

Like, she, is stunning, man.

Victoria. Nice.

I know you’re in trouble.

- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.

Oh, nice.

Is he there?

Is he really?

I was told by Captain
to get into uniform.

Yeah, I’ll sort the uniform
for you, man.

Oh, here he is.

I’m Joe.
Pleased to meet you.

You’ve come to save the day.

I have.

It’s two kisses.
I’m from Spain.

Oh, God.
She’s gorgeous as well.

I’m in trouble.

It was super tough last season
with the love triangle

that I got with Bri and Ellie.

I felt so disrespected.

Don’t make me feel dumb, either.

I’m going to try and behave.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

Happy days.

It’s looking bad.

It’s coming right towards us.

The storm wraps around,

so it creates this wash bowl
effect of these swells.

It’s crazy.

The last thing I want
to do as a captain

is remain on the dock when
a charter client boards.

But if we go off the dock,

everybody will be scared
for their lives and seasick.

So we’re just going to play
it safe and stay on the dock.

All right.

Aesha, Aesha, I’m pretty
much done with this.

Should I just help
the deck team?

No, they’ve got
it under control.

Can you please
make Jell-o shots?

It will be amazing.

All crew, all crew,
let’s meet in the main salon

for our preference
sheet meeting.

Copy.

Thank you.

Good boy, Max.

- Oh, hiya.
- Thank you.

Thank you, we can share.

Eight clients for
the next charter.

They seem really fun.

LaDonna is
into commercial real estate,

loves being on the water.

And her dear friends,
Aleta, Chandra, Terrance,

Marsha, Crystal.

We’ve got two vegans.

Candice and her husband, Carlos,

who demands creativity
from the chef.

Easy work.

Cool.
All right, so the bad news.

There’s some storms coming.

It looks like we probably
can’t leave the dock today.

Aw,.

Victoria, obviously this day,

you’ll be predominantly
interior.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

But let’s get creative.

Aesha, why don’t you try
setting up a land excursion?

Barcelona has a lot to offer.

There’s so many things
to do here.

I went on the last excursion.

I’m going to send V.

Yeah, okay, good.

Joe can go on this one.

He knows Barcelona quite well.

I’m home. I'm four hours away.
Literally.

And he speaks Spanish.

Okay.

I don’t want to
say this too early,

but with V’s kind
of naive nature,

I can see her getting swept
into Joe’s charm very easily.

That’s a
wee little innocent fish

and a big bad shark.

Thanks for bringing
those skills.

- No problem.
- Let’s keep killing it.

And now it’s going to be extra
pressure that we’re at the dock.

Thanks, captain.

Do you want to still
do docking training?

We can probably do it later on.

You’re a beast, man.

- This is fat, now.
- Fat?

This is fat.

- You have good boobs there, no?
- Yeah, yeah.

Do you like them?

- Oh, my gosh.
- Put your face in.

Put your face in.
Yeah.

- This charter will be easier.
- Yeah.

The nuances of the vegan
always add another little layer.

I lived in a vegan
community for nine months.

Oh, you did?
There you go.

Living in a hippie commune
was one of the most

amazing experiences
of my life.

The food, we were
growing everything on site

and we would harvest it
ourselves and cook it ourselves.

Even the compost from the feces,

we would make soil from that.

Our poo is, like,
great for soil.

We should use it.
And we’re not.

We flush it away.

Shall I show you the menu?

- Yeah.
- I’ve gone big.

Yeah.

At the same time,
there is two vegans.

So there’s protein for them,
plus just bread for everyone.

These guest preferences,

there’s so many different
things going on.

I feel like I’m, like, about
to sh-- myself, you know,

like, which would be great for
the hippie commune, but, like,

it’s not going to work here,
you know?

Awesome. Great.

Are you going to be using
the gym on this boat?

We haven’t, like,
had free time...

You reckon you could curl me?

- Should we have a little go?
- Yeah.

Yeah, let’s do it.

How do I do it?

No, just pick you up like this.

Okay.
Ooh!

Let’s see.

Yeah?

- There we go.
- You don’t even need the gym.

Isn’t that interesting?

Yeah. I think we’re
going to have fun.

Great job, sweetie.

Coming up...

So the weather.

The decision has been made to
stay the night on the dock.

- Ugh...
- No.

Oh, wow.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet
in your whites

in 15 minutes.

Boy, it’s nice ----ing
seeing you in here, boy.

- I know, bro.
- Woo!

Living life like it’s golden.

So exciting!

Here we go again.

I hate giving news that
we can’t leave the dock.

Oh,.
Jesus Christ.

Could have just asked.

Oh, my God.
Here we go.

- Hi!
- Captain Sandy.

I’m Aesha.

- Hi, girl.
- Josh, nice to meet you.

Josh, so nice to meet you.

- Sandy.
- You the chef?

Yes.

We’re vegan.

I’m ready for you.

We’re here, ladies.

We are here.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Aesha’s going to
show you around.

Lovely. Thank you.

So welcome aboard.

We are coming on the ship.

Hey.

So in here, the main salon.

Wow, so beautiful.

Now your room.

What kind of sheets did
you request, LaDonna?

6,000 thread-count
Egyptian cotton.

Don’t complain.

Kept me up all night.

- What’d she do, snoring?
- Oh, heavy.

Really?

Do I need to be in here
with you at night?

No, no.
Because I’ma snore, too.

Oh, okay.

Yes, Max.

I’m excited for when they
actually use me outside.

I’m excited for you.

I think you’re
going to love it.

- So who is our chef?
- Josh.

- Josh is so good.
- He’s incredible.

So oysters in caviar boat,
a few salads.

And then lobster salad,
tuna lobster for the vegans.

Thanks, babe.

We’re very picky and diverse.

I’d be very surprised
if you weren’t pleased.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi.

, man.

I haven’t played this
since last season.

This is our ----ing tune,
let’s go!

...

- Gosh.
- Oh, sh--.

No more fun.
Lead the way.

Max is working.
Let’s go!

- Hello, beautiful people.
- Hello.

Josh, as soon as you
have food, just say so.

Copy.

Aesha, Aesha.
I’d like to speak to them.

Absolutely.

- Sucks.
- Ready?

Do we need to wait till
Sandy’s spoken to them or...?

Yeah, I suppose.

This is ----ing bad timing.

- Hi.
- Hello.

So, the weather.

I had a friend send me
a video that’s in Ibiza.

We don’t want to be
out there during this.

You guys will be seasick.

No, we’re going to, like,
take us back,

please, quickly, okay?

So, the decision’s been made
to stay the night on the dock

and then leave at 9 a.m.
in the morning.

We’re looking forward
to a good time.

- Sorry.
- That’s okay.

If you want to have a
walk about Barcelona...

Oh, okay.

We’ll keep monitoring
the weather.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Kizzi, we can start
running food.

- V?
- Yeah?

You want to come
help run plates?

- Yeah, I got you.
- Once they stop flirting.

- Um, what can I start with?
- This salad.

That’s got lobster in it.
That’s vegan.

Copy.

- The phone.
- Whoever invented this...

That is the best invention ever.

They had me in mind.

- Take this one here.
- Beautiful, what is it?

Can I get you some
lobster salad?

No, they’re vegan.

There’s the same salad
vegan as well.

Would you guys like
any zucchini?

- No.
- No.

- Is that tuna?
- It’s hamachi.

No, thank you.

- I don’t even know what that is.
- I don’t either.

- Do you like some?
- That’s fine, yeah.

- How you doing, guys?
- Hello.

Some oysters and caviar here.

You got vegan for us?

Yeah. Salads are
beans, radishes,

pumpkin seeds, mint, cucumber.

And this is a tomato
and chickpea fondue.

Is there any way I could
have fried oysters?

Fried oysters.
Yep.

Thank you.

- Awesome.
- Real food.

Hungry as hell.

I guess they’re trying to
give us the greenery first.

Right, I guess.

How is everything?

Is this it for lunch
or is there more coming?

- No, there’s more.
- No, this is lunch.

Is there nothing else coming?

- No.
- Okay.

We can make you something
if you want.

Definitely gonna need
to make me something.

It’s hard to please you vegans.

- Not really.
- No, it ain’t.

- Fried oysters.
- Over here.

Oh, my gosh.

What other options
do we have to eat, too?

He wants something
a bit heartier.

Yeah.

What about some beautiful
local prawns?

Yeah, that’s cool.

Chef, can you fry those
oysters right here?

- Yes, I can fry those oysters.
- All right, thank you.

Can you do, like, a vegan wrap?

I would like
the barbecue lobster.

- Okay.
- French fries.

- Some French fries.
- Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

Oh, Josh.

He seems so calm,
his eyes are like...

,,,
,.

Because even as a vegan,
I don’t just eat salad.

No.

That’s an appetizer,
just like everybody else.

This is the first charter that
the guests don’t like my food.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

Deep breath.

I’ve got to teach him
how to think like a vegan.

He ain’t thinking.

Ah!

Even as a vegan,
I don’t want to just eat salad.

That’s not a meal for me.

That’s an appetizer,
just like everybody else.

These guys are going
to be trouble.

- I’m so sorry.
- That’s all right.

It is what it is. I can whip
out something really quick.

Oh, dear.

I love a good salad.

I love a good lunch.

A lunch carries you.

Let’s take these up, too.

Here we go.

Oh, that is so good.

Here we go. We’ve got some
more fried oysters.

- Oh, yes.
- No, thank you for me.

I’ll just do my ----ing normal
19, 20-hour ----ing days again.

Here you go.

This is mental.

- Here you go.
- Okay. Thank you.

How am I supposed to become
a badass deckhand at the dock?

What is that?

A veggie wrap.

I just have to
be more specific.

Don’t worry.

Just throw me some
veggies in there.

Some salt and pepper.
Some oil.

Whatever.

Did you want me
to clear your plate?

Yes, you can.

Yes, thank you.

Rain’s a little bit dense.

We’re going to rain,
but we’re not.

- Are you good?
- As good as I’m going to be.

How’s it going?

I want to just have a
conversation with the chef.

- Oh, you come on in.
- All right.

- How are you doing?
- Good. How are you?

I’m all right.

So, since we’re going to be
here for a couple of days,

and since I’m vegan,
you know, we tend to put

a little more thought
into our food.

If we would have had
like peppers, onions,

cucumber, salt and pepper.

Tonight, I’ve got a big spread,
so you should all be good.

- I appreciate it.
- No worries.

♪ These guests have bad taste ♪

♪ All my talents are
going to waste ♪

them.

Jesus. me.

When the guests are away,

we can just run around
and dry everything up.

I just want to talk
about dinner.

Yes, chef.

Would you like plated tonight,

or would you prefer
family style?

I think family style
instead of plated,

because people have such
differences and preferences.

Okay.

For dinner... I think mashed
potatoes would be good.

- Maybe some fries.
- Or some pasta.

Some pasta, yeah.

- Fish is great.
- Fried chicken wings.

- Vegan options.
- Risotto?

Do you have snapper
by any chance?

Let me write these things down.

I really want to rebound
off this lunch,

but now they’re giving me
every single food group

in the planet.

Like, how am I going to put
this all into one menu?

The menu at the
Cheesecake Factory is shorter

than what these women
are asking for.

What time would you like dinner?

- So let’s make it 9:30.
- All right, perfect.

- Thanks, Josh.
- Thank you.

I want to wear the jumpsuit.
Because I look cute.

Ha!

Let it all out.

It’s cute, right?

Bloody hell.

- Okay, six o’clock.
- Yes.

The vans will be here so you
could do an excursion ashore

in the gothic area,
in the Born.

Cool.

Getting stuck at the dock
is so hard on the guests

because there is no water toys,

and it gets boring looking
at the same interior of a boat.

Joe, V, do you want to grab your
stuff and get ready to go?

Copy.

So, Joe and V are going
to take you guys around

El Born and the gothic area.

You’ve got all of these little
alleyways and winding streets

and the most interesting
bars and restaurants and shops,

so I’m hoping that after this,

they kind of forget what
a terrible start we’ve had.

Everything’s just
so pretty out here.

- Gorgeous.
- I love it.

I wonder what
that red thing is.

No, I’m sorry.
I just tried.

- You were trying...
- Exactly.

How’s lunch?

He’s just got to give
them what they want.

Got to learn
what they want.

Yeah.

That was annoying.

To be honest.

- Are we here?
- Wow.

- Let’s get it.
- This is cute.

- Welcome to Barcelona.
- Barcelona.

Where are we at?

I can find that house.

This is the National square.

So it’s San Jaime Square.

This is where everyone gathered.

This is so beautiful.

All right.
Shall we start setting?

Yeah.

Tonight’s Americana with,
like, a touch of cowboy.

If you can detail
main deck aft

I’ll go up and
detail bridge deck.

How are you feeling?

I’ve got a few more bits
to do for dinner

and I’ll be all right.

This is the Bishop’s Bridge.

It’s where it connects
the two buildings together.

The bridge was actually
built in the 1920s,

so it’s only a
century old.

The architecture is awesome.

So what do you think
of Joe then?

- I think he’s beautiful.
- Yeah.

But I’ve got a man
back home, haven’t I?

It is difficult being here.

I think that sex is
a really important part

- of a relationship.
- Yeah.

You’re horny, basically.

That’s basically
what you’re saying.

This is the Ayuntamiento,
so it’s from Catalan.

That’s their own
individual flag.

Is that gelato or
just regular ice cream?

This is vegan.
Coconut and lemon.

Okay.

It’s the curls.

- Yeah, yeah.
- And the butt.

Yeah...

You buy those or, like...

I did not buy them.

Everyone always
comments about me eyebrows.

We’ve got Victoria,
which is this lioness.

The eyes, where she
stares into your soul.

And then you’ve got Kizzi.

This gorgeous
little pocket rocket.

You can just pop in your
shirt and go, hey.

Joe likes a bit of you?

Joe likes a bit of me?

Yeah, Joe likes
a bit of you.

Yeah, what can I say?

Am I worried about going
into another love triangle

like, last season?

Yeah.

Have you seen these
girls on this boat?

I’m totally ----ed.
You do know that, don’t you?

Yeah, I got you.

I’m going to ruin the deck team.

Right, guys,
you ready to go?

Throw the covers on.

It’s starting to rain now.

Aesha, Aesha, 15 minutes
until the guests get here.

They’re in the taxi now.

Copy, thank you.

Yeah.

Kizzi, I think we’re
going to have to move.

It’s pretty wet.

Yeah, because I’m hungry.

I’m not the best...

Oh, I’m not nice
when I’m hungry.

me.

All right.

Hello, welcome back.

How was the trip?

- It was good.
- It was wonderful.

Would you like a Jell-O shot?

- Why not?
- Yes.

---ing come on, look at that.

Ooh, this Jell-O shot good.

We’ve got some Jell-O shots
if you want some.

Oh, no, Jell-O has pork in it.

Oh, of course.

Guys, what a disaster.

---ing hell, man.

Okay, so we’re doing corn.

I’ll tell you what we got.

Yes.

Steak, corn, fish.

Vegan mashed potatoes.
Vegan pasta.

Tomato beet salad with cucumber,

pomegranate and
chicken here.

She requested tartar sauce.

I’ve got that for the fish

and garlic mushroom
for the vegan as well.

Yum, yeah.

Josh’s response to the criticism

is just to
push himself harder.

And while that’s admirable,

I’m not quite sure
it’s sustainable.

But, you know,
Godspeed, my chef.

All this pain will
be a memory soon.

Do you know if the weather’s
going to get much worse?

It’s like spitting,
but it’s not terrible.

That’s 12 miles out.
That’s all rain.

Right.

So it’s past us.

Team USA, here we go.

Oh, that is so cute.

Should I slant it?

- Are you ready?
- Let’s go.

Look at this.

V, we’ll go over
the docking situation.

That’s fine.

USA!

- We’re having a par-tay.
- A par-tay?

All right.

Oooh.

Girls, girls. Do you want
to hop in the master?

I would love to.

- So you have two coils.
- Yeah.

V, V.

You’ll hold that
in your right hand.

- This in your left.
- Yeah.

And you throw them.

Aesha, Aesha, Joe.

I think she’s on the aft deck.

Ready?

- Perfect.
- See?

Holy sh--.

This girl has been hiding out
in laundry this entire time.

- Good job!
- Told you.

She knows her knots.
She knows her lines.

She’s willing to listen.
She’s willing to learn.

Why did you have to
hide away for so long?

Are you able to help
with cabins?

- Of course.
- Thank you.

Nathan, any chance
you can help with service?

Yeah, of course.

Woo! Okay.

Shall I just put it
on the table now?

Yeah, we can go take the pasta,
chicken and the corn.

- Pasta, vegan.
- Hello, hello.

Would you like
some grilled corn?

- Oh, these guys are
- ---ing stressful.

So we have vegan mash
and normal mash.

And then we’ve got
some garlic mushrooms.

Would you like some red snapper?

Absolutely.

- Some vegan salad?
- Um, no, I don’t want that.

- Medium rare steak?
- Medium rare.

- Mm-hmm.
- Josh was ready tonight.

How’s everyone?

- We’re good.
- Hi!

You worked hard tonight.
Thank you so much.

- That’s perfect.
- Cool, perfect.

Oh, I was learning
lines and sh--.

I picked it up instantly.
It was ----ing fun as.

- Did you like it?
- I really liked it.

- They were happy.
- Thank goodness.

Well done, Josh.

The food is amazing.

All right.

Well, me personally,
when I look at my plate...

Let’s hear it, let's hear it,
let’s hear it.

It’s all starches.

It’s really nothing
healthy for me.

I like greens.
I like, you know, stuff.

There’s no mineral
content really here.

It’s good. It's filling,

but my body, not really
getting what it needs.

- So what do you lacking?
- Greens.

- Not salads, though.
- Not salads.

You want the veggies.

Just so you know, the vegan guy
is going on and on about how

there’s not enough minerals
on the table.

He needs greens,
but not salad.

No, because I took him
to salad and he said,

I don’t want it.

There’s a lot of
dishes out there,

even just for one person to do.

They can just calm
the down.

- Exactly.
- So we just...

So some greens for
you guys would be...

- Would top it off.
- Would top it off.

---ing make me look
like a.

They expect too much
from one person.

you all.

Are you that stressed?

Yeah.

I’m going to lose my sh--.
I’m going to lose my sh--.

Bullsh--.

Where are you going?

Oh, dear.

What the is going on?

You need your vegetables.

Dickhead.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

I’ll have you in the port side.

I don’t want to
disappoint Nathan

with this first undocking.

There is no room
for ups.

- I do have questions.
- Can he come back?

- You want him to come back?
- Yes.

Josh, Josh.
Can you please come back?