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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

I’m buzzing for tomorrow night.

I wanna dance.

Do you want me to turn it on?

-Do you want me to turn it on? -What, the charm?

Charm.

I’m a massive flirt.

I love a bit of drama and attention.

-Huh? -Who?

A gentleman at home.

She has a boyfriend.

That’s ----ing bizarre.

[mock crying]

-This is perfect. -Really?

You’re doing so good!

She’s getting it.

I feel relieved that we’re going to get

better and better each charter.

Our next charter, his name is Jack,

a prominent Sydney socialite.

Oh, Jack!

He’s a little specific.

-Oh my gosh. -It’s gonna be a tough one.

-Here we go. -Hi. Jack.

-Jack, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Hi! -Hello!

For dinner, white party,

paired with a truffle focused menu.

Here’s butternut squash risotto, truffles, caviar,

roasted sea bass.

I do have a truffle coming for you. Sorry.

[bleep], man.

When you’re a bosun, you have a lot more responsibility,

and I need you to show me you can do this.

Yeah.

Holy Jesus!

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have no idea what they’re doing.

Nathan, Nathan.

We’ve got a deckhand floating away on a jetski.

[bleep] me.

Guys, come and get me.

Like, I’m drifting really far from the boat.

[bleep] me.

Christian, just found out.

You ----ing kidding me?

I’m ready for the jet skis.

It’s floating away.

Oh, [bleep], they’ll figure it out.

Oh my God.

Oh, [bleep]

Tessa, Tessa.

Job list will be in the bridge.

Yeah, biggest thing, refuel the jet skis.

Yeah.

Jeez, what a mess.

Wow.

You really need to organize this.

Yeah.

And they have to take care of their duties.

I’ve said that to them twice now.

Okay, I’m sorry you have to do all that explaining.

That should be common sense.

But you have some people who don’t get it.

That was ----ing bad.

Look at him circling him.

[laughing]

Just don’t wait like ----ing 100 meters to say, uh...

Hey, you know.

Oh my God, look at that.

I’m going to do another margarita

because why the hell not?

Exactly. Look at you all sitting?

Why not? Why not?

Tess?

Okay, quicker.

The first charter I was giving my team the benefit of the doubt

and I tried teaching them.

So just pile like this for now.

Save it from coming undone.

Just chuck them.

But now, second charter, this has gone beyond a joke.

Keep an eye on the jet skis fuel level

every time the guests use them.

Could not be more basic.

It’s unbelievable.

I’m sorry about the jet ski.

[sighs]

[phone vibrates]

Oh my God, my mom’s calling me. Like, I’m on the boat.

All right, I’m going on the jet ski.

What time would you like dinner?

-9:30. -Of course.

Let’s go.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

-You want me to help you? -No, thank you.

Charter two, I’m paying attention.

I can see Nathan doing everything possible

to lead his team, but Tess and Christian

are still the same as charter one.

Oh, boy.

I’m not sure where their minds are, but it’s complete chaos.

-These are super cute. -Love it.

Well done, girlfriend.

I have to admit, my team is handling

this second charter really well.

V and Kizzi seem like they’re keeping up.

I’m about to get some free time from laundry,

so if you need help with dishes.

You are the best.

Okay, incredible.

Good job, girls.

And I’m starting to feel a little bit guilty

about the juxtaposition between the interior and the deck.

It’s like birds chirping, songs singing on the inside,

and then it’s like, "Apocalypse Now" on the outside.

-Jesus. -Does this need to be charged?

Uh, I don’t know.

-No? -Um, I don’t know.

The never-ending dishes.

Oh, man, it’s ----ed, man.

Oh, V has deck experience.

I’m going on the jet ski.

-You’re going on the jet ski? -Yeah.

How’s it going out there?

Every time I see Nathan and Max, they’re like, oh, my God.

Have you had a day like that when you were on deck?

Oh, yeah.

Like, I had to rely on myself,

because I was the only one doing lines.

So you’re pretty good at them.

Yeah, just having to, like, tie it up alone.

Yeah.

Like, I’ve learned a lot there, too.

I have a little bit of experience on deck,

and I think it maybe would be something I’d enjoy.

But ever since my boyfriend passed away,

I’ve had a bad relationship with the ocean

because he died underwater,

so it’s just like, I needed some time to recover from that.

So I put myself more in, like, an interior path.

Working on deck would bring me back

to where it all started with Bond.

Bond would want me to take on that challenge.

Like, more than anything, I just want to make him proud.

I can teach you how to tie a bowline.

Half hitch, I know how to connect my lines.

-I know how to do a bowline. -What?

You know how to do a dragon bowline?

You need to go work on the deck team, man.

They need you.

Are you finished with the jet ski for the day?

Yeah. Cool.

I want to be outside.

How’s it going?

[sighs] It’s busy, cap.

Yeah, you’re doing a good job explaining.

I feel like I’m just doing nothing.

Yes, it’s frustrating, trust me.

These snorkels are clean, yeah?

I don’t know.

Was this hard to put out?

-I didn’t do it. -Oh, really?

It’s like they do everything without us.

And then when they tell us to do it,

we have no ----ing idea how to do it.

Yeah, it’s bullsh--.

Because everyone’s just losing their sh--, so I’m just like...

I know I can do a good job.

I just don’t understand his leadership style.

Like, we can’t read your mind.

We cannot control everything that goes around the boat.

I mean, Nathan and Max need to calm down.

Like, I try my best.

Ay, mi dios.

Aesha? Where is Aesha?

Oh, there you are.

I actually might have the milkshake,

but like, thick shake, milkshake,

but only vanilla, no chocolate,

and a little salt bread.

Yes.

And two, because Katerina’s going to have one.

-Two milkshakes. -Yes, please.

-Yeah. -Great.

Thank you.

Kizzi, can you please come and show me what cookies Jack likes?

He is.

-Do you want me to do it? -Sorry, do you mind?

No, of course not.

And then I’ll go and get changed.

-Okay, thank you. -No worries.

Christian, I’ll lift the jet ski.

Then go down. Get something to eat.

Okay, going now.

Okay, I’ve got this.

-Should it be extra cold? -Perfect.

Yeah?

Tessa, we can start bringing in the floaties.

Copy.

Max, help Tessa.

Sorry.

Wait, what am I doing?

What are you making for guests tonight?

Eight courses for dinner.

How stressed are you?

I’m just a bit, like, wired.

I just haven’t slept much.

Planning an eight course tasting menu

is a crazy amount of work for one chef.

I went to be at 1:30 last night.

-Exhausted. -Yeah.

I have to time the preparation just right,

so things don’t get cold.

Make sure every element is perfectly prepped.

And then I’ve got to do that seven more times.

It’s exhausting for one chef.

Aesha, do you want me on decoration?

Yeah. Spanish night.

Did you fold this yesterday?

Yeah, just roll it like a Mexican wrap.

Roll. Oh, my God.

We’re the sh--test deck team at the moment.

Did you say we are the sh--test deck crew you have been with?

Oh, we are sh--, aren’t we?

What is your solution? Give a suggestion.

I don’t know.

[sighs]

Like, this is insane.

Aesha, V?

I’m going to help decorate, because I’m done in laundry.

Thank you.

V? She’s been going so much quicker.

Oh, cool.

She’s just coming along at leaps and bounds.

It’s annoying, because I’m definitely

doing a lot more work.

I like to be recognized for, like, how much I do,

because I need to be the best.

I am a very competitive person,

like Michael Jordan level competitive.

I’d like to thank my mom for that.

She’s like, win, win, win.

But when you’re seven years old

about to do your dance performance,

you’re like, oh, God, I’ve got to win, like...

But she’s not wrong.

Second place is the first loser.

I’m going to check

I’ve got all the plates that I need.

Okay.

Okay, deck team, if you can meet me in the sun deck

-in 10 minutes. -All right.

Does your hat not for your head?

No, it does, but this is the way I’m wearing it.

-Is it? -Yeah.

-Interesting. -I know.

-Kind of. -[laughing]

I’m going to start putting cutlery down,

or else it’s going to fly the [bleep] away.

All right, lets ----ing go.

Are you all right?

All good, all good.

Isn’t that like a whole language?

This means, like, come to my bedroom.

Don’t you have a boyfriend?

I’m going to punch you in the face.

-Oh, this is cool-a. -Do you like it?

[phone rings]

-Hi. -Hi.

-Hi, Little Bear. -Look at Sandy.

I miss him.

Today was crazy.

Oh... Well, you look beautiful.

Aw.

I’ll try to call you before I go to bed.

Okay, baby.

-Mwah. I love you. -I love you, babe.

-Have a good night. -Okay. Bye.

We’re going to lift the tender now.

Yeah.

Okay, Max, stay in the tender.

Tessa, pass the painter to him, please.

As fast as you can.

What are you doing?

Oh, sh--.

Housekeeping.

-Hi. -Hi.

Hold your painter lines evenly.

-Excited for dinner? -Yeah.

-Hey, Christian? -Yeah?

You need to pull the stay.

Keep the boat even at all times, yeah?

-Swinging the boat. -Oh, sh--. Sorry.

Okay, so we’re going back down again, guys.

[bleep]

Max, unhook yourself and then we’ll reset.

Unhook it. Put it down.

Unhook this one and we start all over.

He gets frustrated.

[grumbles]

-Max? -Yes.

Take five minutes and we’ll reset

and then we’ll do it again.

No, let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.

No. Look at you. You’re all worked up.

We can’t do crane ops like this.

[sighs]

What the [bleep]?

Oh, my God.

How’s it going? Feel good?

Yeah, all good.

Okay, Max, you can approach again.

Attach the hook to the lifting points.

Nice.

Okay, guys, pass the painter to him, please.

-How are you? Good evening. -Hi, everyone.

Apologies for the delay.

Okay, coming up.

----ing oven, man.

So sweaty.

Okay, Tessa, grab the engine.

Kizzi, Kizzi, all guests are on sun deck.

-Every cabin is free. -Copy.

Tessa, grab the engine, Tessa. The engine, Tessa.

Okay. I take, I take, I take.

Okay, go to the bow with Christian, please.

Go, go, go, go.

So much to do.

Push, I push.

Perfect. Good job, guys.

Poor boy is exhausted. I love it.

Max, I can’t have you getting emotional

when we’re doing crane.

It’s not emotional, mate.

You can’t throw your hands up. You have to listen to me now.

[Max grumbles]

Are you seeing this, or is it just me?

This is a big issue. This is a big issue.

If you’re going to have a problem with this,

it’s going to be a problem for the rest of the season.

Okay, but let’s speak about this because you are...

Oh, we’ll speak about it.

We’re going to speak about it for sure.

As a leader, I know that it’s not fair

to put all this load on Max

because the other two aren’t capable of doing their jobs,

but it’s something that I have to do right now

to get through this charter.

If Max can’t handle dealing with all the pressure,

we’re absolutely ----ed.

-Can you speak? -We’ll have an argument, yeah?

-If that’s what you want. -Oh, the boys.

Coming up...

What if you just put your feet?

Just the feet.

No... There you go.

Max, we’re going to speak about it for sure.

We’ll have an argument, yeah? If that’s what you want.

Not tonight.

Are you happy if I go eat?

If it’s 9:00, knock straight off.

Okay, Max, we’ll have a chat in the bow.

You know, we were naughty.

We were always naughty as children.

I don’t know why.

My mum should be so grateful for me.

The worst that I did was fraud.

-Who did you fraud? -Her.

-You frauded her? -I said I was her.

And I’d go to the bank and take money out of her account.

Where is Big Dog Sandy?

Do you ever call her Sandals?

Said literally not once in my whole life.

-[laughing] -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. We need to remain calm, yeah?

I know you’re doing 50%, I’m doing 50%.

They’re doing 0%.

But crane ops is probably one of the most dangerous things

you can do on the boat.

You need to do it with a clear mind.

I know.

You know, it’s going to get sorted,

and if it doesn’t get sorted,

there’ll be changes made.

-Remain calm. -I’m calm.

And we’ll sort it out.

Girls, girls. We can go when Josh is ready.

-I need nearly 10 minutes. -Copy.

’Cause I’m a crowd pleaser.

There’s so many similarities between music and cooking.

It’s insane.

Like, a good song has a really memorable riff,

and a great dish has a memorable flavor combination.

A great song gives you the feelings of nostalgia,

and a great dish will take you back home.

Right, let’s ----ing go.

If a dish is like a song,

then an eight-course meal is like a concert.

Okay, so, for a starter tonight,

ajo blanco, which is white gaspaccho from Southern Spain,

and toasted almonds for texture.

That’s my opening act.

Enjoy, guys.

He’s like running back to the kitchen.

-It’s eight courses. -Here you go.

-How’s the gaspaccho? -Delicious.

It’s good. I love the little nuts.

Can I trouble you for another...

-Me too. -Make that two.

I’m way too sober.

Let’s do something about it.

Oh, we’re going to be smashed by the end of this dinner.

You know, I’m really was kind of scared going to laundry,

but, like, it’s actually really easy.

It’s actually really easy.

It’s really quite hard to [bleep] it up.

Yeah.

Is this the first course?

Second.

Looks great.

Now everyone’s feeling the vibe and everything’s in tune.

Well done. This looks great.

Now I’m going on to the tried-and-true classics

to keep them hooked.

The second course, we’ve got curry barbecue lobster,

-apricot puree. -That is delicious.

Let’s go on this, then, guys.

This is a soft shell crab

with a really great tempura batter

and some ponzu.

That is so yummy.

Last night was good,

but tonight, you’ve really kicked it into gear.

That’s what I like to hear, guys.

Aesha, lychee martini, please.

I’ll do another one, too.

All right, next one up.

V, can you please finish at 10:45

and be on at 6:45?

-Copy. -Thank you very much. Well done.

I’ve got five minutes to do laundry.

So we went to Paris.

Spent, like, 10,000 euros on lunch,

which for three people, that’s a bit ridiculous.

10... No, you didn’t.

How’s it going?

Nathan’s not delegating this properly,

and, like, it’s not just us.

We’re not just the problem.

But it’s, like, something’s bullsh--.

I’m not the type of person to, like, keep my mouth shut.

Growing up, five years old,

I told my classmates there was no Santa,

and they were like, "You’re lying! You’re lying!"

But obviously, I have to say, like,

if it’s bullsh--, it’s bullsh--.

So this roast chicken, celeriac puree, some red wine essence.

Mmm.

I am simple. I am modest.

I think we’re going to need some cutlery for wagyu tacos.

Who wants another drink?

When in Rome.

When in Spain.

-Kizzi, let’s go. -Okay.

Let’s go.

[bleep], they are chugging through these lychees.

Four more courses to go.

-Oh! Thank you. -You’re welcome.

Okay, guys, wagyu beef tacos.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. Yum.

That meat is unreal.

-So I’m in love. -Yeah.

Since the beginning I saw your eyes crossing mine,

and I was like, wow.

How long have you been with him?

Not that long, like two months.

Love is 100% my drug of choice.

I’ve been in a relationship

for pretty much my like entire adult life.

When I was 18 to 21, I was in a relationship.

I broke up with my one boyfriend.

I had maybe like four days where I was single,

and then I’m in another relationship

for another two years.

I probably have like a deep rooted fear

of being by myself.

Yeah, is that true?

Do you want to stop chit-chatting and get washing?

At 2 a.m., I feel like I’ll be hungry again.

Should I tell him to whip us up some Sichuan chicken?

-Sichuan chicken. -I’m not kidding.

I’m dead serious.

Kizzi, can you please set the cutlery for the next course?

-Halfway there. -Oh, my God.

Interior is killing it.

Oh, right.

-What is it? -Black cod.

-Black cock. -Cod.

Coming up now, Aesha.

Rockstar.

I feel like Josh is making music in the galley tonight.

Okay, guys. Main course. Black miso cod.

Is it good?

-Thank you. -It’s good Black cod.

Encore, encore.

I don’t know how they’re going to be able to fit any more food.

I’m wasted.

Okay, one last caviar bump for the road.

And there’s another course after this.

-Creme brulee. -Cool.

Everybody’s in the vibe.

To close out,

I’m going to hit them with two encores

pistachio gelato with caviar.

Oh, wow.

These are the crowd favorites. Everybody sing along.

Eight courses. Well done.

Creme brulee. Creme brulee. Creme brulee.

-Can we go on a jet ski? -No.

Okay, guys. Last course.

Everyone knows what this is, so enjoy.

Creme brulee. Thank you so much.

That’s my show. Good night.

You are a superstar.

See you guys in the morning.

Hang on. We have a bit of a request.

We’ll have a little chicken.

No, I don’t need chicken.

Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to bed, bro.

I need a bit of chicken.

I’m sorry, what?

The concert’s over.

Just a little Sichuan chicken.

The lights are on.

Everybody’s walking to their cars.

I’m not playing you another ----ing song.

Just a little chicken.

I don’t know what to do here.

Go to sleep.

Just a little chicken.

He does need to sleep.

So if you can just think of something

that will only take like ten minutes.

Okay, what’s really quick?

We always say that we never say no.

That we are seven-star service

and whatever you want, we will provide for you.

But what they don’t tell you

is that an invisible print right down the bottom,

it says, within reason.

You know, I’m sorry, I’ve got to protect my chef.

He has been up for 20 hours and he does need some sleep.

What about some chips, like french fries?

-Are they quick? -French fries?

Yeah, yeah.

Shaved, parmesan melted with truffles.

-Oh, [bleep]. -Truffle french fries it is.

Okay, done, yeah.

I’m just going to get a glass of Rosé.

I’m ready to get in the jacuzzi.

Edina, are you going to get in the jacuzzi with me?

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I’ll do that.

I’ve got to do cheesy chips for this guy.

-Right now? -Yeah.

I’m exhausted.

Nah.

-They’re well nice. -Oh, beautiful.

Okay, let’s go, Sammy.

All right.

Yeah, I hope I don’t fall over on the way down.

[laughing]

So, it’s the last of the plates.

Beautiful.

Thank you, Aesha, that was great.

I was just like, this man is not staying up.

Thank you for that. We’ve got the fries.

Oh, right, yep.

-You’ve had some of them? -Yeah.

Thank you.

All right, bro.

Now, I’m going to go [bleep] off to bed. The guests...

No, because they’ve been drinking.

Yeah, and the condition.

-Yeah, this current as well. -It’s quite swirly.

That’s a big fat no.

Here you go, that’s your french fries.

Oh, my God, that looks so good.

But I’m not even hungry anymore.

Congratulations. Well done.

All right, nighty night.

Good night, sleep well.

Feel like jumping in?

[shouting]

You know what my problem is?

What?

-Once I’ve set, like, a bar. -Yeah?

I find it really hard to get any lower.

Do you burn out?

Well, I feel like now I’m sober, I can do anything.

-That’s nice. -That’s how I feel.

I can push my body to new limits.

Really?

I bet you’re really good in bed.

[laughing]

[laughing]

He’s going to plop!

I’ll put these just here.

Oh, I don’t think so. Not at this time.

There’s not enough deck team on to keep you safe.

Deck, Deck, Kiz.

Go ahead.

Guests are asking if they can swim in the ocean.

I said no.

Not in these conditions. Kizzi, sorry.

Copy. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, they said not in these conditions.

You’ll probably get dragged all the way out

and we’ll never get you back. Yeah.

Hey, mate. See you in the morning.

See you in the morning, mate. Sleep well.

I just spilled that all down all down my shirt.

Oh, [bleep].

Going to go up, check on them.

Thank you so much.

Careful, Jack.

I don’t want to jump and get you.

I don’t want to get wet.

That’s exactly what he wants.

This is because of the swell.

We just want to dive into the ocean.

I want to feel the ocean.

But this is nicer.

No, it’s hot, very hot.

What if you just put your feet?

-I promise. -You promise.

-I promise. -You promise.

This guy has been so annoying

and the only way to shut him up is to give him

whatever the [bleep] he wants.

This is gonna be a long night.

Oh, hopefully I’m not making a mistake.

Remember guys, just the feet.

Anything else to wash?

Just dip your feet in the ocean.

Just the feet.

And look, I can put some, look, I can use this one.

Who else is dipping their feet in the ocean?

Are you dipping in?

We’ve all come to watch you.

-Sit down and dip it in. -It’s actually quite wobbly.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Sit down, Jack.

Jack.

-Jack. -Sit down.

No... There you go.

-[bleep] -Jack.

Oh my God. Jack?

Jack?

[bleep].

-Okay, you see that? -So relaxing out here.

Agh!

Okay.

Oh, sh--.

Christian.

So nice.

Christian, don’t let them down to the swim platform

when they’ve been drinking.

No, no, no, there’s just the feet.

-No, look, no. No, no, no. -No? Okay.

-All right, buddy. -All right, Jack.

-We have to go. -I can’t have you down here.

I’m sorry.

I’ll help you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s just stunning. It’s just stunning.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Thank you.

-Bedtime, Jackie? -No.

I’m not going to bed.

Close the gate.

That’s what I really, actually genuinely feel like right now.

No.

They didn’t do it for me.

[sighs]

Very bright here, isn’t it?

Yeah.

Bedtime.

-Why not? -Night, night.

-Bro. -Bro, I told him many times.

You cannot, it’s dangerous, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, but I did say under no circumstances

can the guests go in the water.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-They’re in the water. -Yeah.

It’s not safe, bro. It’s not safe.

Yeah.

Look, he’s the primary.

He wants to put his feet in the water.

Then do it.

Things have gone from people being incompetent

to things being very dangerous.

Nothing happened.

So it was a successful night.

I’m at the point now where I have to raise

concern to Captain Sandy.

And if that is to put my job at risk, so be it.

For the next hour, stay here, please.

Okay, sure.

I’ll go down.

Can you iron these?

I’m gonna bring out the plancho when I have all of them.

Good morning.

What’s up, man?

What a night.

I told Christian under no circumstances

can a guest go in the water.

Drunk as [bleep].

The guests are in the water.

-So I had to run out. -No way.

Let’s get the nauti-buoys in.

How’s it going down here?

It’s good.

I’m like almost out of things to do.

-Hi, Captain. -Hi.

When are you getting... aren’t you getting a boat?

Yeah, I want like a 50-footer.

It’s so hard to find docking the space in Fort Lauderdale.

Oh my God.

Did you do the day charters out of Fort Lauderdale or Miami?

No, it’s always been out of Bahia Mar.

Okay. I didn’t mine out a Sunset harbor yacht club.

You have a lot of deck experience.

You did day charters.

-I did all the lines for that. -That’s a busy...

When you do day charters, you’re like on and off the dock.

Yeah.

So you have to be good with lines.

Captain, Captain, Nathan.

Do you want me to start hauling now?

We’re going to haul the anchor in three minutes.

-Thank you, Nathan. -You’re welcome, Captain.

Oh, I’m in so much pain.

This can lay here.

Okay, cap, standing by on the anchor.

We can start hauling.

Morning. How are you going?

Jack went in the ocean last night.

You’re a naughty boy, Jack.

I think poor Christian’s going to be in so much trouble.

-Me, too. -Yeah.

-Anchor home. -ETA is one hour.

Do you tan or are you naturally tan?

-Hmm? -Do you tan or are you...?

This is my natural color.

-You’re Latina, so... -I mean...

Would you feel proud of our heritage?

-Oh, sh--. -Look.

[laughing]

-Tan by nature. -Yeah.

Christian has like one of the best smiles I’ve ever seen.

Like, I’ve gone a few dates since Bond passed.

I don’t think there’s ever a time where you’re really ready.

That’s why I prefer to just throw myself into things.

[speaks Portuguese]

My parents would be so happy

if I brought home a Hispanic boy.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Are they able to do my luggage again?

No problem.

I’ll actually come down and

I’ll just tell them a few things.

-Where’s Tessa? -Yeah.

[snoring]

Gonna go speak to the captain.

Say hi from me.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Jack said he wants to give you a few little tidbits.

-To pack all his clothes. -Yeah.

Honestly, like, I just want to, like, ----ing--

You know, he has one suitcase of just shoes.

That’s so annoying.

-Thank you. -No problem.

Has he gone back to bed, Jack?

He’s gone to go help them pack his stuff.

Oh, dear. Jack’s antics last night.

Literally.

Packing tips.

Oh, my God. Where do we even start?

I don’t know either.

God, there’s just stuff everywhere.

All these shoes, do they have bags as well?

They do. There’s a little hat bag.

This can go in as well.

-All right. -All, like, the...

They just need to have, like, tissue stuffing in them.

Okay. These are all your hats, right?

-Yeah. -Okay.

And then...

[bleep].

-Hi, Cap. -Have a seat.

-Long night, Cap. -Long night?

One of the guests, was extremely drunk.

I told Christian, under no circumstances

can they go into the water.

Right.

I got up for water,

looked at the monitor in the crew mess,

they were sitting on nauti buoys

with their feet in the water.

It led to them being in the water regardless.

Jesus. Not safe.

No.

Let’s just dock the boat. And then we figure it out.

Yeah.

Allowing a drunk guest in the water

with very little oversight.

That’s a big no-no.

The deck team had a rough start.

I’ve been trying to give them room to learn.

But safety’s non-negotiable.

I need to make a change, and I need to do it quickly.

-Thanks, Cap. -Of course.

Coming up...

Good.

-Do you not? -Yeah, I do.

But I’m so busy.

Being on this boat has made me confused

Is there anyone that could run a couple of breakfast platters?

On my way right now.

Hello. Good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Why are these eggs so yellow?

They’re not free range.

I literally have no time.

I don’t know if this is going to fit.

Oh, come on.

[bleep]

Are you doing okay?

I think so.

She was so sweet. She started packing her own.

And I was like, yeah, it’s already done.

Like, I got it, girl.

I feel like this is a backhanded compliment.

But I’m actually surprised how quickly

V has been learning.

-This is perfect. -Really?

This actually makes me so proud.

I finally mastered putting a duvet on.

If V was AI, I’d be a little bit concerned

about how quickly she is progressing.

Is it chatGPT or chatGPV?

Oh, God. That was terrible.

-This is ridiculous. -Yeah. It’s a bit much.

I’m going to go down for a coffee.

Yeah?

Oh, look at the...

We can get the lines down.

Just have them ready on the aft deck.

How was the midnight swim with the guests?

Oh, my God. This guy, man.

[laughing]

Does anyone want anything else?

-More ginger shot. -Any other ginger shots?

Oh, I’ll have a ginger shot.

We are approaching the channel.

We are approaching the channel.

Hi, Tess.

Yeah?

Okay, we’re just approaching the channel.

So would I be able to have you on deck, please?

-Of course. -Thank you.

Ugh...

This guy is pushing my ----ing buttons.

-Thank you. -No worries.

[phone rings]

Hello.

Good.

-Do you not? -Yeah, I do.

But I’m so busy.

I actually can’t even explain to you how busy I am.

I really like Tom,

but being on this boat has made me confused about

being in a relationship.

I’m sort of trying to unpack myself and my needs.

I think, I think...

I think I need to go to therapy.

All right.

I’m need to get myself back where I need to go back.

I’ll speak to you soon. Bye.

Bye.

I hate down time.

All right. I have some packing to do.

Morning.

-How are you? -Is it the two in there?

Bro...

Why?

Bro, please, can you do it? Thank you.

If we lose all this time here,

we are lacking time in the docking.

Oh man, just ----ing shut up.

Every day is the same thing.

Telling me what to do, non-stop.

I just... Max, I got a present for you.

I tell you something, it’s for a reason.

Don’t worry, bro.

Why?

How is everything?

Oh, it’s been crazy.

Can you please turn the laundry when you start?

Um, where’s V?

V’s been packing for them for the last, like, two hours.

-Oh. -She’s been doing so well.

Yeah. All right.

Thank you, Angel.

Ugh.

-How are you, Tess? -Okay.

You and Christian on the stern with me.

Yep.

The two crossover lines, we’re going to put

heaving lines on them so it’s easier to throw.

Our first docking, Tessa tells me

that she cannot throw the lines ashore.

Chuck them.

I don’t reckon I’m going to make that.

-Can you throw this one? -Okay.

It’s not like you’re throwing it to Pluto,

but if she’s struggling to do it,

I’ll get them to attach heaving lines

to the crossover lines in the swim platform.

That heaving line, it’s a lighter rope that

has a weight in the end of it.

It’s going to reach the dock when you throw it.

So as soon as we’re secure on the stern,

you’re going to come up and help Max with the ground lines.

All right.

-I’m on the starboard wing. -Copy.

Port quarter clear.

We’re going into slip number eight.

Yeah. Copy that.

Okay, guys. So if you can stand by on the swim platform.

No worries.

20 meters. Port quarter.

Very good.

Back this bitch into the pen.

15 meters.

Wait, I’m going to do this one, but that one.

-So you’re going to that one? -Yeah.

[bleep].

Throw the heaving lines.

We’re now square.

Let’s get the crossovers on.

Faster, guys.

Oh, my God.

[bleep] Tess, it wasn’t tied tight.

Sorry.

Are you ----ing serious?

Talk to me, Nathan. I don’t know what’s going on back there.

Captain, if we can just hold this here.

Okay, tie that off.

Tighten up, tighten up.

Okay, quicker, Christian.

[bleep].

Okay, tie it off.

Once you’re done, come up here.

Tessa, faster.

[bleep] me.

Want me to go bow?

Yeah, can you go up?

Okay, we’re good to take up on the ground lines.

Guys, if you can take up in the ground lines,

because we keep drifting back towards the key.

Up. [bleep].

Bro, you just pull.

Captain, can you just give us a wee tick ahead, please.

I’m just going to pick up a bit more slack.

You want tension, more?

-Did we lose slack? -Talk to me, Nathan.

Guys, what’s going on?

Focus on your thing. Don’t watch my thing.

-Just do the line. -[bleep] you, bro.

Focus on your thing. I take care of my thing, okay?

You tell me [bleep] you again

and we’ll see what happens.

Ridiculous.

Nathan, Nathan, you might want to pop up to the bow.

[bleep] you, bro.

Tell me [bleep] you again and you will see what happens.

Ridiculous.

Nathan, Nathan, you might want to pop up to the bow.

Oh, [bleep].

-You have to learn. -What’s wrong, guys?

It’s cool, it’s cool.

No arguments, okay?

We don’t have to like each other.

But let’s be professional.

Happy days, bro.

See this big gap?

Go around again and then

wrap around the cleat three times.

So full turns.

-Do you understand? -Yep.

So go around.

Okay, guys, we’re good.

-Thank you. -Deck crew, thank you.

Hello, darling.

Everything’s out of the closets.

-Amazing. -Yeah.

-Smashed it. -Holy sh--, I did it.

All crew, all crew, guest departure in ten minutes.

-Copy. -Oh, dios mio!

It’s so great.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet on the dock for guest departure.

Copy, copy, captain.

Ah!

My bottom!

[laughing]

Oh, ex-squeeze me.

[chattering]

Thank you so much!

Thank you for the best trip.

Honestly, like you guys and the team are amazing.

Yeah.

And this is just a little token of our appreciation.

Thank you very much.

Thanks guys, we love you.

-See you later. -Bye-bye.

-Thank you! -Excellent work everyone.

Let’s get out of our whites, into our reds

and we’ll meet the main salon for our tip meeting.

Good bye, baby!

They were nice, but I’m so glad they’ve all gone.

The luggage was the cherry on top.

Jesus.

-You got a bbl? -BBL.

BBL, Kizzi.

What is it called? Baby bum lift or something?

-Brazilian. Baby? -Brazilian butt lift.

-Bum lift. -Bloody bimbo bitch.

It’s baby bum lift.

[bleep] me, I’m so tired.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

We have to be two here.

He just wants to be next to you.

-He wants to be next to me. -Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi, cappo.

Charter number two.

The good news is, interior, you killed it.

Thank you.

Yeah, girls.

Deck.

It is a hard boat to work,

but think about what’ll streamline you more.

There’s different levels on the team.

If we can get everyone on the same level, it’ll be good.

That’s, that’s what I want you to work on.

But you worked very hard.

They know that.

18,000 euros, which is $20,000.

Per person, 16,52 euros, $18,18.

-That’s good, right? -Yeah!

-It’s awesome! -Cheers, guys.

So, let’s turn it around.

Let’s go! Let’s go!

Straight to the sun deck, guys. You finish the boat.

-But be sharp with it, yeah? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nathan, can you come to the bridge?

Nathan to the bridge.

On my way.

Come here, let’s do interior hug.

-Give me the hug! -Yay!

Yeah!

Exterior, pull up your socks.

I’m so proud of you.

So, let’s just keep going up and up and up.

-Hey. -Hello, cap.

Oh, my God, it’s hot out there.

Yeah.

-Have a seat. -Oh, God.

How are you feeling about your deck crew?

It’s like a clown show.

Circus on steroids on a multimillion dollar yacht.

-Oh, burning feet! -Yeah.

Total chaos. I didn’t really want to say that.

Because I’m not about crushing someone’s spirit.

-Yeah. -Tell me your side of the story.

Okay.

There’s a lack of experience and motivation,

something that our team last year had.

I feel like I have to rely a wee bit now on Max.

-Yes, he’s experienced. -Yeah.

The only one thing, he gets a wee bit...

[exhales] very fast,

so I’ve told him to take a deep breath.

And if he does that, I think he’ll make a good deckhand.

Yeah.

But Tessa and Christian from the first charter,

-they’re like miles off it. -Yeah.

Christian, a dead weight in terms of ability.

And Tessa, I’m not convinced that she’s ever worked

on a charter boat because her ability to work at a high pace,

it’s just not good enough.

So, I think we need to replace Christian or Tessa

with someone with more experience.

Okay.

But I want you to figure out, based on experience.

Yeah.

And leadership, who are you going to let go?

This is your call, Nathan.

Next time on "Below Deck Med"...

I like to think everyone’s in love with me.

Oh, babe... [shrieks]

Welcome.

[shouting]

Carlos demands creativity from the chef.

Since I’m vegan,

we tend to put a little more thought into our food.

It’s all starches, it’s really not that healthy for me.

I like greens. There’s no mineral content really here.

[bleep] me, make me look like a [bleep]. Bullsh--.

-I can’t right now. -Where are you going?

Dickhead.