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"Below Deck Med"...

I’m buzzing for tomorrow night.

I wanna dance.

Do you want me
to turn it on?

-Do you want me to turn it on?
-What, the charm?

Charm.

I’m a massive flirt.

I love a bit of drama
and attention.

-Huh?
-Who?

A gentleman at home.

She has a boyfriend.

That’s ----ing bizarre.

[mock crying]

-This is perfect.
-Really?

You’re doing so good!

She’s getting it.

I feel relieved that
we’re going to get

better and better each charter.

Our next charter,
his name is Jack,

a prominent Sydney socialite.

Oh, Jack!

He’s a little specific.

-Oh my gosh.
-It’s gonna be a tough one.

-Here we go.
-Hi. Jack.

-Jack, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi!
-Hello!

For dinner, white party,

paired with a
truffle focused menu.

Here’s butternut squash risotto,
truffles, caviar,

roasted sea bass.

I do have a truffle
coming for you. Sorry.

[bleep], man.

When you’re a bosun, you have
a lot more responsibility,

and I need you to show me
you can do this.

Yeah.

Holy Jesus!

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have
no idea what they’re doing.

Nathan, Nathan.

We’ve got a deckhand floating
away on a jetski.

[bleep] me.

Guys, come and get me.

Like, I’m drifting really
far from the boat.

[bleep] me.

Christian, just found out.

You ----ing kidding me?

I’m ready for the jet skis.

It’s floating away.

Oh, [bleep],
they’ll figure it out.

Oh my God.

Oh, [bleep]

Tessa, Tessa.

Job list will be
in the bridge.

Yeah, biggest thing,
refuel the jet skis.

Yeah.

Jeez, what a mess.

Wow.

You really need
to organize this.

Yeah.

And they have to take care
of their duties.

I’ve said that
to them twice now.

Okay, I’m sorry you have
to do all that explaining.

That should be common sense.

But you have some people
who don’t get it.

That was ----ing bad.

Look at him circling him.

[laughing]

Just don’t wait like ----ing
100 meters to say, uh...

Hey, you know.

Oh my God, look at that.

I’m going to do
another margarita

because why the hell not?

Exactly. Look at you
all sitting?

Why not? Why not?

Tess?

Okay, quicker.

The first charter I was giving
my team the benefit of the doubt

and I tried teaching them.

So just pile like
this for now.

Save it from coming undone.

Just chuck them.

But now, second charter,
this has gone beyond a joke.

Keep an eye on the jet skis
fuel level

every time the guests use them.

Could not be more basic.

It’s unbelievable.

I’m sorry about
the jet ski.

[sighs]

[phone vibrates]

Oh my God, my mom’s calling me.
Like, I’m on the boat.

All right, I’m going
on the jet ski.

What time would you
like dinner?

-9:30.
-Of course.

Let’s go.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

-You want me to help you?
-No, thank you.

Charter two,
I’m paying attention.

I can see Nathan
doing everything possible

to lead his team,
but Tess and Christian

are still the same as
charter one.

Oh, boy.

I’m not sure where their minds
are, but it’s complete chaos.

-These are super cute.
-Love it.

Well done, girlfriend.

I have to admit,
my team is handling

this second charter really well.

V and Kizzi seem
like they’re keeping up.

I’m about to get some
free time from laundry,

so if you need help with dishes.

You are the best.

Okay, incredible.

Good job, girls.

And I’m starting to feel
a little bit guilty

about the juxtaposition between
the interior and the deck.

It’s like birds chirping,
songs singing on the inside,

and then it’s like,
"Apocalypse Now" on the outside.

-Jesus.
-Does this need to be charged?

Uh, I don’t know.

-No?
-Um, I don’t know.

The never-ending dishes.

Oh, man,
it’s ----ed, man.

Oh, V has deck experience.

I’m going on the jet ski.

-You’re going on the jet ski?
-Yeah.

How’s it going out there?

Every time I see Nathan and Max,
they’re like, oh, my God.

Have you had a day like
that when you were on deck?

Oh, yeah.

Like, I had to rely on myself,

because I was the only
one doing lines.

So you’re pretty good at them.

Yeah, just having to,
like, tie it up alone.

Yeah.

Like, I’ve learned
a lot there, too.

I have a little bit
of experience on deck,

and I think it maybe would
be something I’d enjoy.

But ever since my
boyfriend passed away,

I’ve had a bad relationship
with the ocean

because he died underwater,

so it’s just like, I needed
some time to recover from that.

So I put myself more in,
like, an interior path.

Working on deck
would bring me back

to where it all
started with Bond.

Bond would want me to
take on that challenge.

Like, more than anything,
I just want to make him proud.

I can teach you how
to tie a bowline.

Half hitch, I know how
to connect my lines.

-I know how to do a bowline.
-What?

You know how to do
a dragon bowline?

You need to go work
on the deck team, man.

They need you.

Are you finished with
the jet ski for the day?

Yeah. Cool.

I want to be outside.

How’s it going?

[sighs]
It’s busy, cap.

Yeah, you’re doing
a good job explaining.

I feel like
I’m just doing nothing.

Yes, it’s frustrating,
trust me.

These snorkels are clean, yeah?

I don’t know.

Was this hard to put out?

-I didn’t do it.
-Oh, really?

It’s like they do
everything without us.

And then when they
tell us to do it,

we have no ----ing idea
how to do it.

Yeah, it’s bullsh--.

Because everyone’s just losing
their sh--, so I’m just like...

I know I can do a good job.

I just don’t understand
his leadership style.

Like, we can’t read your mind.

We cannot control everything
that goes around the boat.

I mean, Nathan and Max
need to calm down.

Like, I try my best.

Ay, mi dios.

Aesha?
Where is Aesha?

Oh, there you are.

I actually might
have the milkshake,

but like, thick shake,
milkshake,

but only vanilla,
no chocolate,

and a little salt bread.

Yes.

And two, because Katerina’s
going to have one.

-Two milkshakes.
-Yes, please.

-Yeah.
-Great.

Thank you.

Kizzi, can you please come and
show me what cookies Jack likes?

He is.

-Do you want me to do it?
-Sorry, do you mind?

No, of course not.

And then I’ll go and get
changed.

-Okay, thank you.
-No worries.

Christian,
I’ll lift the jet ski.

Then go down.
Get something to eat.

Okay, going now.

Okay, I’ve got this.

-Should it be extra cold?
-Perfect.

Yeah?

Tessa, we can start
bringing in the floaties.

Copy.

Max, help Tessa.

Sorry.

Wait, what am I doing?

What are you making
for guests tonight?

Eight courses for dinner.

How stressed are you?

I’m just a bit, like, wired.

I just haven’t slept much.

Planning an eight course
tasting menu

is a crazy amount of work
for one chef.

I went to be at
1:30 last night.

-Exhausted.
-Yeah.

I have to time the preparation
just right,

so things don’t get cold.

Make sure every element
is perfectly prepped.

And then I’ve got to do
that seven more times.

It’s exhausting for one chef.

Aesha, do you want me
on decoration?

Yeah. Spanish night.

Did you fold this yesterday?

Yeah, just roll it
like a Mexican wrap.

Roll. Oh, my God.

We’re the sh--test
deck team at the moment.

Did you say we are the sh--test
deck crew you have been with?

Oh, we are sh--, aren’t we?

What is your solution?
Give a suggestion.

I don’t know.

[sighs]

Like, this is insane.

Aesha, V?

I’m going to help decorate,
because I’m done in laundry.

Thank you.

V? She’s been going
so much quicker.

Oh, cool.

She’s just coming
along at leaps and bounds.

It’s annoying, because
I’m definitely

doing a lot more work.

I like to be recognized for,
like, how much I do,

because I need to be the best.

I am a very competitive person,

like Michael Jordan
level competitive.

I’d like to thank
my mom for that.

She’s like, win, win, win.

But when you’re seven years old

about to do your
dance performance,

you’re like, oh, God,
I’ve got to win, like...

But she’s not wrong.

Second place is the first loser.

I’m going to check

I’ve got all the plates
that I need.

Okay.

Okay, deck team, if you can
meet me in the sun deck

-in 10 minutes.
-All right.

Does your hat not for your head?

No, it does, but this is
the way I’m wearing it.

-Is it?
-Yeah.

-Interesting.
-I know.

-Kind of.
-[laughing]

I’m going to start
putting cutlery down,

or else it’s going to
fly the [bleep] away.

All right, lets ----ing go.

Are you all right?

All good, all good.

Isn’t that like
a whole language?

This means, like,
come to my bedroom.

Don’t you have a boyfriend?

I’m going to punch you
in the face.

-Oh, this is cool-a.
-Do you like it?

[phone rings]

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Hi, Little Bear.
-Look at Sandy.

I miss him.

Today was crazy.

Oh...
Well, you look beautiful.

Aw.

I’ll try to call you
before I go to bed.

Okay, baby.

-Mwah. I love you.
-I love you, babe.

-Have a good night.
-Okay. Bye.

We’re going to lift
the tender now.

Yeah.

Okay, Max, stay in
the tender.

Tessa, pass the painter
to him, please.

As fast as you can.

What are you doing?

Oh, sh--.

Housekeeping.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hold your painter lines evenly.

-Excited for dinner?
-Yeah.

-Hey, Christian?
-Yeah?

You need to pull the stay.

Keep the boat even
at all times, yeah?

-Swinging the boat.
-Oh, sh--. Sorry.

Okay, so we’re going
back down again, guys.

[bleep]

Max, unhook yourself
and then we’ll reset.

Unhook it.
Put it down.

Unhook this one and
we start all over.

He gets frustrated.

[grumbles]

-Max?
-Yes.

Take five minutes
and we’ll reset

and then we’ll do it again.

No, let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.

No. Look at you.
You’re all worked up.

We can’t do crane ops like this.

[sighs]

What the [bleep]?

Oh, my God.

How’s it going?
Feel good?

Yeah, all good.

Okay, Max, you can approach
again.

Attach the hook
to the lifting points.

Nice.

Okay, guys, pass the painter
to him, please.

-How are you? Good evening.
-Hi, everyone.

Apologies for the delay.

Okay, coming up.

----ing oven, man.

So sweaty.

Okay, Tessa, grab the engine.

Kizzi, Kizzi, all guests
are on sun deck.

-Every cabin is free.
-Copy.

Tessa, grab the engine, Tessa.
The engine, Tessa.

Okay.
I take, I take, I take.

Okay, go to the bow
with Christian, please.

Go, go, go, go.

So much to do.

Push, I push.

Perfect.
Good job, guys.

Poor boy is exhausted.
I love it.

Max, I can’t have you
getting emotional

when we’re doing crane.

It’s not emotional, mate.

You can’t throw your hands up.
You have to listen to me now.

[Max grumbles]

Are you seeing this,
or is it just me?

This is a big issue.
This is a big issue.

If you’re going to have
a problem with this,

it’s going to be a problem
for the rest of the season.

Okay, but let’s speak about
this because you are...

Oh, we’ll speak about it.

We’re going to speak
about it for sure.

As a leader, I know that
it’s not fair

to put all this load on Max

because the other two aren’t
capable of doing their jobs,

but it’s something that
I have to do right now

to get through this charter.

If Max can’t handle dealing
with all the pressure,

we’re absolutely ----ed.

-Can you speak?
-We’ll have an argument, yeah?

-If that’s what you want.
-Oh, the boys.

Coming up...

What if you just put your feet?

Just the feet.

No...
There you go.

Max, we’re going to
speak about it for sure.

We’ll have an argument, yeah?
If that’s what you want.

Not tonight.

Are you happy if I go eat?

If it’s 9:00,
knock straight off.

Okay, Max, we’ll have
a chat in the bow.

You know, we were naughty.

We were always naughty
as children.

I don’t know why.

My mum should be
so grateful for me.

The worst that I did was fraud.

-Who did you fraud?
-Her.

-You frauded her?
-I said I was her.

And I’d go to the bank and
take money out of her account.

Where is Big Dog Sandy?

Do you ever call her Sandals?

Said literally
not once in my whole life.

-[laughing]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.
We need to remain calm, yeah?

I know you’re doing 50%,
I’m doing 50%.

They’re doing 0%.

But crane ops is probably one
of the most dangerous things

you can do on the boat.

You need to do it
with a clear mind.

I know.

You know, it’s going
to get sorted,

and if it doesn’t get sorted,

there’ll be changes made.

-Remain calm.
-I’m calm.

And we’ll sort it out.

Girls, girls.
We can go when Josh is ready.

-I need nearly 10 minutes.
-Copy.

’Cause I’m a crowd pleaser.

There’s so many similarities
between music and cooking.

It’s insane.

Like, a good song has
a really memorable riff,

and a great dish has a
memorable flavor combination.

A great song gives you
the feelings of nostalgia,

and a great dish
will take you back home.

Right, let’s ----ing go.

If a dish is like a song,

then an eight-course meal
is like a concert.

Okay, so, for a starter tonight,

ajo blanco, which is white
gaspaccho from Southern Spain,

and toasted almonds
for texture.

That’s my opening act.

Enjoy, guys.

He’s like running back
to the kitchen.

-It’s eight courses.
-Here you go.

-How’s the gaspaccho?
-Delicious.

It’s good.
I love the little nuts.

Can I trouble you for another...

-Me too.
-Make that two.

I’m way too sober.

Let’s do something about it.

Oh, we’re going to be smashed
by the end of this dinner.

You know, I’m really was kind
of scared going to laundry,

but, like, it’s actually
really easy.

It’s actually really easy.

It’s really quite hard
to [bleep] it up.

Yeah.

Is this the first course?

Second.

Looks great.

Now everyone’s feeling the vibe
and everything’s in tune.

Well done. This looks great.

Now I’m going on to
the tried-and-true classics

to keep them hooked.

The second course, we’ve got
curry barbecue lobster,

-apricot puree.
-That is delicious.

Let’s go on this, then, guys.

This is a soft shell crab

with a really great
tempura batter

and some ponzu.

That is so yummy.

Last night was good,

but tonight, you’ve really
kicked it into gear.

That’s what I like
to hear, guys.

Aesha, lychee martini, please.

I’ll do another one, too.

All right, next one up.

V, can you please
finish at 10:45

and be on at 6:45?

-Copy.
-Thank you very much. Well done.

I’ve got five minutes
to do laundry.

So we went to Paris.

Spent, like,
10,000 euros on lunch,

which for three people,
that’s a bit ridiculous.

10... No, you didn’t.

How’s it going?

Nathan’s not delegating
this properly,

and, like, it’s not just us.

We’re not just the problem.

But it’s, like,
something’s bullsh--.

I’m not the type of person
to, like, keep my mouth shut.

Growing up, five years old,

I told my classmates
there was no Santa,

and they were like,
"You’re lying! You’re lying!"

But obviously, I
have to say, like,

if it’s bullsh--,
it’s bullsh--.

So this roast chicken, celeriac
puree, some red wine essence.

Mmm.

I am simple.
I am modest.

I think we’re going to need some
cutlery for wagyu tacos.

Who wants another drink?

When in Rome.

When in Spain.

-Kizzi, let’s go.
-Okay.

Let’s go.

[bleep], they are
chugging through these lychees.

Four more courses to go.

-Oh! Thank you.
-You’re welcome.

Okay, guys,
wagyu beef tacos.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.
Yum.

That meat is unreal.

-So I’m in love.
-Yeah.

Since the beginning I saw
your eyes crossing mine,

and I was like, wow.

How long have you been with him?

Not that long, like two months.

Love is 100% my drug of choice.

I’ve been in a relationship

for pretty much my
like entire adult life.

When I was 18 to 21,
I was in a relationship.

I broke up with
my one boyfriend.

I had maybe like four days
where I was single,

and then I’m in
another relationship

for another two years.

I probably have
like a deep rooted fear

of being by myself.

Yeah, is that true?

Do you want to stop
chit-chatting and get washing?

At 2 a.m., I feel like
I’ll be hungry again.

Should I tell him to whip us up
some Sichuan chicken?

-Sichuan chicken.
-I’m not kidding.

I’m dead serious.

Kizzi, can you please set the
cutlery for the next course?

-Halfway there.
-Oh, my God.

Interior is killing it.

Oh, right.

-What is it?
-Black cod.

-Black cock.
-Cod.

Coming up now, Aesha.

Rockstar.

I feel like Josh is making music
in the galley tonight.

Okay, guys. Main course.
Black miso cod.

Is it good?

-Thank you.
-It’s good Black cod.

Encore, encore.

I don’t know how they’re going
to be able to fit any more food.

I’m wasted.

Okay, one last caviar bump
for the road.

And there’s another
course after this.

-Creme brulee.
-Cool.

Everybody’s in the vibe.

To close out,

I’m going to hit them with
two encores

pistachio gelato
with caviar.

Oh, wow.

These are the crowd favorites.
Everybody sing along.

Eight courses. Well done.

Creme brulee.
Creme brulee. Creme brulee.

-Can we go on a jet ski?
-No.

Okay, guys. Last course.

Everyone knows what this is,
so enjoy.

Creme brulee.
Thank you so much.

That’s my show. Good night.

You are a superstar.

See you guys in the morning.

Hang on.
We have a bit of a request.

We’ll have a little chicken.

No, I don’t need chicken.

Oh, no, no, no.
I’m going to bed, bro.

I need a bit of chicken.

I’m sorry, what?

The concert’s over.

Just a little Sichuan chicken.

The lights are on.

Everybody’s walking
to their cars.

I’m not playing you
another ----ing song.

Just a little chicken.

I don’t know what to do here.

Go to sleep.

Just a little chicken.

He does need to sleep.

So if you can just think
of something

that will only take
like ten minutes.

Okay, what’s really quick?

We always say that
we never say no.

That we are seven-star service

and whatever you want,
we will provide for you.

But what they don’t tell you

is that an invisible print
right down the bottom,

it says, within reason.

You know, I’m sorry,
I’ve got to protect my chef.

He has been up for 20 hours
and he does need some sleep.

What about some chips,
like french fries?

-Are they quick?
-French fries?

Yeah, yeah.

Shaved, parmesan melted
with truffles.

-Oh, [bleep].
-Truffle french fries it is.

Okay, done, yeah.

I’m just going to
get a glass of Rosé.

I’m ready to get in the jacuzzi.

Edina, are you going to get
in the jacuzzi with me?

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, I’ll do that.

I’ve got to do cheesy
chips for this guy.

-Right now?
-Yeah.

I’m exhausted.

Nah.

-They’re well nice.
-Oh, beautiful.

Okay, let’s go, Sammy.

All right.

Yeah, I hope I don’t fall
over on the way down.

[laughing]

So, it’s the last of the plates.

Beautiful.

Thank you, Aesha,
that was great.

I was just like,
this man is not staying up.

Thank you for that.
We’ve got the fries.

Oh, right, yep.

-You’ve had some of them?
-Yeah.

Thank you.

All right, bro.

Now, I’m going to go [bleep] off
to bed. The guests...

No, because
they’ve been drinking.

Yeah, and the condition.

-Yeah, this current as well.
-It’s quite swirly.

That’s a big fat no.

Here you go,
that’s your french fries.

Oh, my God, that looks so good.

But I’m not even hungry anymore.

Congratulations.
Well done.

All right, nighty night.

Good night, sleep well.

Feel like jumping in?

[shouting]

You know what my problem is?

What?

-Once I’ve set, like, a bar.
-Yeah?

I find it really
hard to get any lower.

Do you burn out?

Well, I feel like now I’m sober,
I can do anything.

-That’s nice.
-That’s how I feel.

I can push my body
to new limits.

Really?

I bet you’re really good
in bed.

[laughing]

[laughing]

He’s going to plop!

I’ll put these just here.

Oh, I don’t think so.
Not at this time.

There’s not enough deck team
on to keep you safe.

Deck, Deck, Kiz.

Go ahead.

Guests are asking if they
can swim in the ocean.

I said no.

Not in these conditions.
Kizzi, sorry.

Copy.
Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, they said not
in these conditions.

You’ll probably get dragged
all the way out

and we’ll never get you back.
Yeah.

Hey, mate.
See you in the morning.

See you in the morning, mate.
Sleep well.

I just spilled that all
down all down my shirt.

Oh, [bleep].

Going to go up,
check on them.

Thank you so much.

Careful, Jack.

I don’t want to
jump and get you.

I don’t want to get wet.

That’s exactly what he wants.

This is because
of the swell.

We just want to dive
into the ocean.

I want to feel the ocean.

But this is nicer.

No, it’s hot, very hot.

What if you just put your feet?

-I promise.
-You promise.

-I promise.
-You promise.

This guy has been so annoying

and the only way to shut him up
is to give him

whatever the [bleep] he wants.

This is gonna be a long night.

Oh, hopefully
I’m not making a mistake.

Remember guys, just the feet.

Anything else to wash?

Just dip your feet
in the ocean.

Just the feet.

And look, I can put some,
look, I can use this one.

Who else is dipping
their feet in the ocean?

Are you dipping in?

We’ve all come to watch you.

-Sit down and dip it in.
-It’s actually quite wobbly.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Sit down, Jack.

Jack.

-Jack.
-Sit down.

No... There you go.

-[bleep]
-Jack.

Oh my God. Jack?

Jack?

[bleep].

-Okay, you see that?
-So relaxing out here.

Agh!

Okay.

Oh, sh--.

Christian.

So nice.

Christian, don’t let
them down to the swim platform

when they’ve been drinking.

No, no, no,
there’s just the feet.

-No, look, no. No, no, no.
-No? Okay.

-All right, buddy.
-All right, Jack.

-We have to go.
-I can’t have you down here.

I’m sorry.

I’ll help you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s just stunning.
It’s just stunning.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Thank you.

-Bedtime, Jackie?
-No.

I’m not going to bed.

Close the gate.

That’s what I really, actually
genuinely feel like right now.

No.

They didn’t do it for me.

[sighs]

Very bright here, isn’t it?

Yeah.

Bedtime.

-Why not?
-Night, night.

-Bro.
-Bro, I told him many times.

You cannot, it’s dangerous,
blah, blah, blah.

Okay, but I did say
under no circumstances

can the guests go in the water.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-They’re in the water.
-Yeah.

It’s not safe, bro.
It’s not safe.

Yeah.

Look, he’s the primary.

He wants to put
his feet in the water.

Then do it.

Things have gone from
people being incompetent

to things being very dangerous.

Nothing happened.

So it was a successful night.

I’m at the point now
where I have to raise

concern to Captain Sandy.

And if that is to put
my job at risk, so be it.

For the next hour,
stay here, please.

Okay, sure.

I’ll go down.

Can you iron these?

I’m gonna bring out the plancho
when I have all of them.

Good morning.

What’s up, man?

What a night.

I told Christian
under no circumstances

can a guest go in the water.

Drunk as [bleep].

The guests are in the water.

-So I had to run out.
-No way.

Let’s get the nauti-buoys in.

How’s it going down here?

It’s good.

I’m like almost
out of things to do.

-Hi, Captain.
-Hi.

When are you getting...
aren’t you getting a boat?

Yeah, I want like a 50-footer.

It’s so hard to find docking
the space in Fort Lauderdale.

Oh my God.

Did you do the day charters out
of Fort Lauderdale or Miami?

No, it’s always
been out of Bahia Mar.

Okay. I didn’t mine out
a Sunset harbor yacht club.

You have a lot
of deck experience.

You did day charters.

-I did all the lines for that.
-That’s a busy...

When you do day charters,
you’re like on and off the dock.

Yeah.

So you have to be
good with lines.

Captain, Captain, Nathan.

Do you want me
to start hauling now?

We’re going to haul
the anchor in three minutes.

-Thank you, Nathan.
-You’re welcome, Captain.

Oh, I’m in so much pain.

This can lay here.

Okay, cap, standing by
on the anchor.

We can start hauling.

Morning.
How are you going?

Jack went in the ocean
last night.

You’re a naughty boy, Jack.

I think poor Christian’s going
to be in so much trouble.

-Me, too.
-Yeah.

-Anchor home.
-ETA is one hour.

Do you tan or
are you naturally tan?

-Hmm?
-Do you tan or are you...?

This is my natural color.

-You’re Latina, so...
-I mean...

Would you feel proud
of our heritage?

-Oh, sh--.
-Look.

[laughing]

-Tan by nature.
-Yeah.

Christian has like one of
the best smiles I’ve ever seen.

Like, I’ve gone a few
dates since Bond passed.

I don’t think there’s ever a
time where you’re really ready.

That’s why I prefer to
just throw myself into things.

[speaks Portuguese]

My parents would be so happy

if I brought
home a Hispanic boy.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Are they able to
do my luggage again?

No problem.

I’ll actually come down and

I’ll just tell them
a few things.

-Where’s Tessa?
-Yeah.

[snoring]

Gonna go speak to the captain.

Say hi from me.

[chuckles]
Yeah.

Jack said he wants to give you
a few little tidbits.

-To pack all his clothes.
-Yeah.

Honestly, like, I just want
to, like, ----ing--

You know, he has one
suitcase of just shoes.

That’s so annoying.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

Has he gone back to bed, Jack?

He’s gone to go help
them pack his stuff.

Oh, dear.
Jack’s antics last night.

Literally.

Packing tips.

Oh, my God.
Where do we even start?

I don’t know either.

God, there’s just
stuff everywhere.

All these shoes,
do they have bags as well?

They do.
There’s a little hat bag.

This can go in as well.

-All right.
-All, like, the...

They just need to have,
like, tissue stuffing in them.

Okay. These are all
your hats, right?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

And then...

[bleep].

-Hi, Cap.
-Have a seat.

-Long night, Cap.
-Long night?

One of the guests,
was extremely drunk.

I told Christian,
under no circumstances

can they go into the water.

Right.

I got up for water,

looked at the monitor
in the crew mess,

they were sitting on
nauti buoys

with their feet in the water.

It led to them being
in the water regardless.

Jesus. Not safe.

No.

Let’s just dock the boat.
And then we figure it out.

Yeah.

Allowing a drunk guest
in the water

with very little oversight.

That’s a big no-no.

The deck team had a rough start.

I’ve been trying to give
them room to learn.

But safety’s non-negotiable.

I need to make a change,
and I need to do it quickly.

-Thanks, Cap.
-Of course.

Coming up...

Good.

-Do you not?
-Yeah, I do.

But I’m so busy.

Being on this boat
has made me confused

Is there anyone that could run
a couple of breakfast platters?

On my way right now.

Hello.
Good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Why are these eggs so yellow?

They’re not free range.

I literally have no time.

I don’t know if this is
going to fit.

Oh, come on.

[bleep]

Are you doing okay?

I think so.

She was so sweet.
She started packing her own.

And I was like,
yeah, it’s already done.

Like, I got it, girl.

I feel like this is
a backhanded compliment.

But I’m actually
surprised how quickly

V has been learning.

-This is perfect.
-Really?

This actually makes me so proud.

I finally mastered putting
a duvet on.

If V was AI,
I’d be a little bit concerned

about how quickly
she is progressing.

Is it chatGPT or chatGPV?

Oh, God.
That was terrible.

-This is ridiculous.
-Yeah. It’s a bit much.

I’m going to go down
for a coffee.

Yeah?

Oh, look at the...

We can get the lines down.

Just have them ready
on the aft deck.

How was the midnight
swim with the guests?

Oh, my God.
This guy, man.

[laughing]

Does anyone want anything else?

-More ginger shot.
-Any other ginger shots?

Oh, I’ll have a ginger shot.

We are approaching the channel.

We are approaching
the channel.

Hi, Tess.

Yeah?

Okay, we’re just
approaching the channel.

So would I be able to have you
on deck, please?

-Of course.
-Thank you.

Ugh...

This guy is pushing
my ----ing buttons.

-Thank you.
-No worries.

[phone rings]

Hello.

Good.

-Do you not?
-Yeah, I do.

But I’m so busy.

I actually can’t even explain
to you how busy I am.

I really like Tom,

but being on this boat
has made me confused about

being in a relationship.

I’m sort of trying to
unpack myself and my needs.

I think, I think...

I think I need
to go to therapy.

All right.

I’m need to get myself back
where I need to go back.

I’ll speak to you soon.
Bye.

Bye.

I hate down time.

All right. I have some
packing to do.

Morning.

-How are you?
-Is it the two in there?

Bro...

Why?

Bro, please, can you do it?
Thank you.

If we lose all this time here,

we are lacking time
in the docking.

Oh man, just ----ing
shut up.

Every day is the same thing.

Telling me what to do, non-stop.

I just... Max,
I got a present for you.

I tell you something,
it’s for a reason.

Don’t worry, bro.

Why?

How is everything?

Oh, it’s been crazy.

Can you please turn the laundry
when you start?

Um, where’s V?

V’s been packing for them for
the last, like, two hours.

-Oh.
-She’s been doing so well.

Yeah. All right.

Thank you, Angel.

Ugh.

-How are you, Tess?
-Okay.

You and Christian on
the stern with me.

Yep.

The two crossover lines,
we’re going to put

heaving lines on them so
it’s easier to throw.

Our first docking,
Tessa tells me

that she cannot
throw the lines ashore.

Chuck them.

I don’t reckon
I’m going to make that.

-Can you throw this one?
-Okay.

It’s not like you’re
throwing it to Pluto,

but if she’s struggling
to do it,

I’ll get them to
attach heaving lines

to the crossover lines
in the swim platform.

That heaving line,
it’s a lighter rope that

has a weight
in the end of it.

It’s going to reach the dock
when you throw it.

So as soon as we’re
secure on the stern,

you’re going to come up and help
Max with the ground lines.

All right.

-I’m on the starboard wing.
-Copy.

Port quarter clear.

We’re going into
slip number eight.

Yeah. Copy that.

Okay, guys. So if you can stand
by on the swim platform.

No worries.

20 meters.
Port quarter.

Very good.

Back this bitch into the pen.

15 meters.

Wait, I’m going to do
this one, but that one.

-So you’re going to that one?
-Yeah.

[bleep].

Throw the heaving lines.

We’re now square.

Let’s get the crossovers on.

Faster, guys.

Oh, my God.

[bleep]
Tess, it wasn’t tied tight.

Sorry.

Are you ----ing serious?

Talk to me, Nathan. I don’t know
what’s going on back there.

Captain, if we can just
hold this here.

Okay, tie that off.

Tighten up, tighten up.

Okay, quicker, Christian.

[bleep].

Okay, tie it off.

Once you’re done, come up here.

Tessa, faster.

[bleep] me.

Want me to go bow?

Yeah, can you go up?

Okay, we’re good to take
up on the ground lines.

Guys, if you can take up
in the ground lines,

because we keep drifting
back towards the key.

Up. [bleep].

Bro, you just pull.

Captain, can you just give us
a wee tick ahead, please.

I’m just going to pick up
a bit more slack.

You want tension, more?

-Did we lose slack?
-Talk to me, Nathan.

Guys, what’s going on?

Focus on your thing.
Don’t watch my thing.

-Just do the line.
-[bleep] you, bro.

Focus on your thing.
I take care of my thing, okay?

You tell me [bleep] you again

and we’ll see what happens.

Ridiculous.

Nathan, Nathan, you might want
to pop up to the bow.

[bleep] you, bro.

Tell me [bleep] you again and
you will see what happens.

Ridiculous.

Nathan, Nathan, you might want
to pop up to the bow.

Oh, [bleep].

-You have to learn.
-What’s wrong, guys?

It’s cool, it’s cool.

No arguments, okay?

We don’t have to
like each other.

But let’s be professional.

Happy days, bro.

See this big gap?

Go around again
and then

wrap around the cleat
three times.

So full turns.

-Do you understand?
-Yep.

So go around.

Okay, guys, we’re good.

-Thank you.
-Deck crew, thank you.

Hello, darling.

Everything’s out
of the closets.

-Amazing.
-Yeah.

-Smashed it.
-Holy sh--, I did it.

All crew, all crew, guest
departure in ten minutes.

-Copy.
-Oh, dios mio!

It’s so great.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet
on the dock for guest departure.

Copy, copy, captain.

Ah!

My bottom!

[laughing]

Oh, ex-squeeze me.

[chattering]

Thank you so much!

Thank you for the best trip.

Honestly, like you guys
and the team are amazing.

Yeah.

And this is just a little
token of our appreciation.

Thank you very much.

Thanks guys, we love you.

-See you later.
-Bye-bye.

-Thank you!
-Excellent work everyone.

Let’s get out of our whites,
into our reds

and we’ll meet the main salon
for our tip meeting.

Good bye, baby!

They were nice, but I’m so glad
they’ve all gone.

The luggage was
the cherry on top.

Jesus.

-You got a bbl?
-BBL.

BBL, Kizzi.

What is it called?
Baby bum lift or something?

-Brazilian. Baby?
-Brazilian butt lift.

-Bum lift.
-Bloody bimbo bitch.

It’s baby bum lift.

[bleep] me, I’m so tired.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

We have to be two here.

He just wants to
be next to you.

-He wants to be next to me.
-Yeah.

-Hi.
-Hi, cappo.

Charter number two.

The good news is,
interior, you killed it.

Thank you.

Yeah, girls.

Deck.

It is a hard boat to work,

but think about
what’ll streamline you more.

There’s different
levels on the team.

If we can get everyone on
the same level, it’ll be good.

That’s, that’s what
I want you to work on.

But you worked very hard.

They know that.

18,000 euros,
which is $20,000.

Per person,
16,52 euros, $18,18.

-That’s good, right?
-Yeah!

-It’s awesome!
-Cheers, guys.

So, let’s turn it around.

Let’s go! Let’s go!

Straight to the sun deck, guys.
You finish the boat.

-But be sharp with it, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nathan, can you
come to the bridge?

Nathan to the bridge.

On my way.

Come here,
let’s do interior hug.

-Give me the hug!
-Yay!

Yeah!

Exterior, pull up your socks.

I’m so proud of you.

So, let’s just keep
going up and up and up.

-Hey.
-Hello, cap.

Oh, my God, it’s hot out there.

Yeah.

-Have a seat.
-Oh, God.

How are you feeling
about your deck crew?

It’s like a clown show.

Circus on steroids on a
multimillion dollar yacht.

-Oh, burning feet!
-Yeah.

Total chaos. I didn’t
really want to say that.

Because I’m not about
crushing someone’s spirit.

-Yeah.
-Tell me your side of the story.

Okay.

There’s a lack of experience
and motivation,

something that our
team last year had.

I feel like I have to rely
a wee bit now on Max.

-Yes, he’s experienced.
-Yeah.

The only one thing,
he gets a wee bit...

[exhales]
very fast,

so I’ve told him
to take a deep breath.

And if he does that, I think
he’ll make a good deckhand.

Yeah.

But Tessa and Christian
from the first charter,

-they’re like miles off it.
-Yeah.

Christian, a dead weight
in terms of ability.

And Tessa, I’m not convinced
that she’s ever worked

on a charter boat because her
ability to work at a high pace,

it’s just not good enough.

So, I think we need to
replace Christian or Tessa

with someone with more
experience.

Okay.

But I want you to figure out,
based on experience.

Yeah.

And leadership, who are
you going to let go?

This is your call, Nathan.

Next time on "Below Deck Med"...

I like to think everyone’s
in love with me.

Oh, babe...
[shrieks]

Welcome.

[shouting]

Carlos demands creativity
from the chef.

Since I’m vegan,

we tend to put a little
more thought into our food.

It’s all starches, it’s really
not that healthy for me.

I like greens. There’s no
mineral content really here.

[bleep] me, make me look
like a [bleep]. Bullsh--.

-I can’t right now.
-Where are you going?

Dickhead.