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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

This is yours.

This can be your knife so you don’t have to come back.

You don’t want me to come back?

I want you to come back.

I feel like a little puppeteer and I’m like,

dance, boys, dance.

Ooh, ooh, come and look at my tits.

Yeah.

You want me to turn on the charm?

Go for it.

Everyone is so sexy.

Plates, super cold, just freaking me out a little bit.

As I’m going into this first dinner,

there’s a lot of pressure.

Wait, my plating got messed up.

Just keep it flat.

But we, as clowns,

are just vessels in search of creative outlets.

Enjoy, guys.

- This is amazing. - It is.

I can’t get the dryer to, like, get the load going.

She just can’t quite get it.

Remember to empty these.

Oh!

Ah, that was my fault.

As a first-time bosun,

obviously I do want to give Tessa and Christian

the chance to prove they’re capable of learning.

Put it on the drum.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jesus Christ, boys.

- Just pull, just pull. - I’m pulling, I'm pulling, bro.

- No, you’re not pulling. - I’m ----ing pulling.

Bro, if you really want to ----ing do it,

- you can do it your - ---ing self.

Like, you tell me to do this and then do that, and then--

Don’t speak with me, don’t speak with me.

What? This is beyond a joke.

You’re ----ing pushing my buttons, honestly.

You’re pushing my buttons.

- Push the buttons? - No, honestly.

Don’t do that. You don’t ----ing know me.

Okay? So don’t do that.

- All right? Don’t do that. - You’re a dangerous man.

You’re telling me to do three things at the same time.

No, I asked you one thing.

- ----ing hell. - What’s going on?

Because it’s ----ed, bro.

It was dry.

Because it was water marks.

Literally, I did the whole thing.

Okay, guys. Lads.

Stop, stop.

-. - Stop.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

Let’s keep it professional. Finish the job.

When you’re off the boat, have a conversation.

But for now, get that on.

Go get changed, and we’ll get ready to go out.

It’s definitely a clash of egos.

Tess, what the was that?

Honestly.

I just want them to drop their ego

and just get on with it.

We’ve done a charter.

I’m going to get so drunk tonight.

Same.

We can vomit in the same toilet.

- Shall we? - It’ll be romantic.

I finished the head and the doubles.

If you want to look at it and point out things

- that you want to do better. - Oh, yes.

No. I’ve got to wash my hair.

Got to make myself look all sexy.

Those are hand towels.

So you only need one hand towel,

and then the rest can be stored.

Now that I see this, I’m going to hit this again.

Yeah, you see it’s all this, like, smokiness.

Stick to alcohol for this, or actual window cleaner.

I feel so determined to get V up to speed,

because a stronger team means more cold, hard cash.

You know, I’ve got a wedding coming up.

We’re doing repairs on the house.

I’ve got a mortgage.

I need to, like, paint the house.

Scott, painting the bedrooms.

Paint’s expensive.

All right, knock off.

Yeah, looks good. Boat looks good.

Oh, my God. Quick, go do your makeup.

Yeah, let’s get ready.

All crew, be ready to go in one hour.

Look at you.

- These are assless chaps. - Yes.

Look at what I’m going to whip out at some point.

Oh, my God, yes.

I can teabag you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - All right, let’s go.

Don’t get my nuts in the chocolate.

, I got a finger up the ass, there.

For the first time ever.

- Party up! - Woo!

Beautiful crew. Oh, la la.

- Cheers. - Cheers, cheers.

Hey.

- Almost. - Off we go.

First charter, and I think you and Christian

are going to rip each other’s throats out.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every time we ask him something,

he always finds you something to say, you know?

So I would-- oh, sh--. No.

That didn’t happen.

Well, that’s leather, so that’s good.

No, it’s, right.

Is there a tissue in the front there?

It looks like you pee yourself.

No!

No, that’s a question for me.

Ah.

That’s a question for me, buddy.

We don’t have any time to train.

So if you’re not up to it, you have to go.

But we need to give them a little moment to show us

that they’re up to it.

And remember that not everyone is

quite as talented as I am.

Well, that’s true.

Downtown Barcelona.

Let’s go, guapo.

You speak French?

Yeah, if we marry, you get the green card.

I want a big ring.

It’s a good-looking deck crew, in fairness.

Because of what I went through with Gael last season...

You’re my boy.

Come here.

Oh, I want casual. Casual is exactly what I like.

I’m a bosun on the boat,

but when I’m in the club, I’m a playboy.

Nothing’s off the cards.

- After you. - Thank you.

- Ladies first. - you.

- This is sexy. - So cool.

How fun!

Jesus Christ.

How did I end up sitting across from him?

Nathan is down there with the girl.

And me, I’m still babysitting this giant baby.

What did I do wrong?

The pesto pasta.

Can I get a non-alcoholic beer, please?

Sin alcohol cerveza?

Thank you so much.

Cheers up to you, guys.

- Cheers to charter one. - Cheers, guys.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers!

Oh, I just want to ----ing put it on my head.

- Oh. - Oh!

Oh, that wasn’t meant to happen.

Tell me about your exes.

We’re like best friends.

And yeah, just kind of ----ed it up.

Oh.

So after here, where do you go next?

How long have you doing it?

I did learn for five months a therapy hypnosis.

Just shut up, shut up, shut up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He thinks he’s better than everyone else, like most French.

You seem like a super chill, happy kind of guy.

What’s that?

It’s a vagina dazzle.

You put diamonds on your pussy?

You put diamonds on your vagina.

I just had a little love heart of gems.

Just on the muff.

Muff diamonds.

Kizzi’s definitely trouble.

I would do a sparkly cobra, and that would be a pizazzle.

You’re dirty, aren't you?

Thanks.

You’re welcome.

- Oh? - Who?

My, like, gentleman at home.

A gentleman.

Have you said the L word?

Yeah. I forced it out of him.

I was like, do you love me then?

That’s it.

- I just love love. - Really?

Holy sh--. She has a boyfriend.

That’s ----ing bizarre.

Oh,, that sucks.

She went like too far away of flirting with everyone

to announce now that she have a boyfriend.

Cheers to that.

Coming up...

You say yesterday to Tessa to not do this part, right?

That I don’t remember.

Is that not normal that you don’t remember washing the boat?

I want to grab Max by the neck and throw him overboard.

You’re a ----ing child.

Now is the last time.

Have you said the L word?

I forced it out of him.

I was like, do you love me, then?

- That’s it. - I just love love.

- Really? - Cheers to that.

Nathan, you want a cigarette?

Why not?

Let’s go.

Where did the boys go? They have a little pow-wow?

Ah, yeah, they went for a cigarette.

She have a boyfriend, Kizzi?

Lad, I don’t know.

Let’s not believe it.

Correct your own reality, bro.

Exactly.

I think you guys have more chances with V.

She has that really good body.

You interested?

Guys, just play cool, you know, see what happens.

Yeah, yeah.

It’s a deck team meeting that I’m not a part of.

Yeah, how’s the deck team?

It’s concerning that it’s cracking so early.

- Do you know what I mean? - I know!

That’s what's stressing me out.

Do you reckon it’s rectifiable?

I’m just happy it's not me.

Bro, can you punch me in my shoulder, please?

I really want, like, we succeed

into males that can communicate together.

How about put it into a hug instead?

No punching, hug it out, kid.

Yeah? There you go.

That’s it, that's better than a punch, isn’t it?

A good hug.

Growing up, I used to solve my problems with being physical.

Last time I got in a fight was like two years ago.

I was in Sydney, you know,

a lot of guys being stupid and drunk.

I was minding my own business.

And then this guy was walking towards me

and he just grabs my nose and he’s just like,

I got your nose

and I just turn and I punch him in the nose

and I was like, and I got ----ing yours,

boom, knock him out.

I’m do everything I can to just calm down myself

and just not do something stupid.

Great.

What?

Wait, what? I’m sorry, say that again?

Um...

Three at a separate time?

Three at the same time.

What?

No, I didn’t have the clap.

Crabs!

- You ready to party? - Of course.

Yeah, life is good, bro.

Thank you.

Hey, hey, hey!

This is disco, hey.

This is sick!

We are ready to mingle!

Let’s get stupid, bro.

To peace and serenity.

Um...

No...

Thank you for sharing.

Okay, now what?

No!

Woo!

Giddy up, giddy up, eh!

Yeah, teach me some tricks.

Do it, do it, do it!

Yes, yes!

Encourage that twerk.

She already put like the fire on the powder.

The male are about to explode.

Those moves, and oh, my God.

it.

Cheers to that.

I’ve been told I've been a naughty girl.

Oh, we all knew this.

Let’s go!

A wee Magic Mike performance.

I met her, too.

Oh, no!

That’s your ex-girlfriend’s name.

That’s her Instagram.

She’s hot. You can follow her.

Okay.

I’m going to fill up the jacuzzi.

Let’s do it.

it, let’s go.

I need my phone.

Okay, let’s get to the jacuzzi, baby.

Where are you going?

He’s going to be like, get to ----ing bed.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, babes!

Hey!

Oh, oh!

Tell me you’re a lucky guy, hey?

---ing right.

She’s a keeper.

We’re going to go in the hot tub.

Bro, what the?

What the is going on, hey?

I need to shave my legs as we talk.

Dry shave. Um...

Ra ra ra ra!

She’s in love with the guy, but she wants to be single.

How ----ed up is that, bro?

Stop that.

- Let me hypnotize you. - Okay, let’s go.

First, we’re just going to settle in the trance.

- You’re breathing in... - Mm-hmm...

And breathing out.

I need to go to bed.

I love you. Good night.

- Hello. - Hello.

Are you sleep?

I’m so tired.

I’ve been getting no rest, you know?

I know, but I’m in go mode.

Oh...

I will.

Press, press, press.

And you go to sleep.

Bend down, down, down.

Go between your legs, go between your legs.

And now, every time we tell you to do something

with the lines and the fenders, you will do so.

Ooh,.

I have to be up in eight hours.

off, that’s crow's feet.

Cheeky bastard.

Last season, I had an amazing girl I cared about.

We had an amazing deck team

and a great bond within the team.

- You’re the best. - No, you’re the best.

- No, you’re the best. - No, you’re the best.

And I don’t have that feeling this year.

I think a major part of that is not having Gael around.

There’s like a slight hole in my heart, yeah,

but I’m trying not to show it because I ----ed things up.

And I think it’s just time to move on to the new chapter.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Where’s he going on the foil board?

Look at him.

Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have no idea what they’re doing.

Nathan, Nathan, go back to the stern.

Christ.

God...

Feel like sh-- warmed over.

Feeling a bit sleepy.

- Good morning, Captain. - Good morning.

Good morning, Captain.

- Good morning, Kizzi. - Good morning, darling.

Deck team, deck team.

Let’s have a meeting. Come to the main deck.

Radio, going into this next charter,

I want everyone to show way more urgency.

So as soon as we’re slowing down for anchor,

I want people in the laz,

starting to organize the inflatables,

get everything out.

And obviously, time management.

Job lists need to be done.

You got up and none of this was done?

Yeah, tell you something was wrong.

My reference point is going to be Max.

If I ask Max to tell you something, please do it.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Thank you for that. - No worries.

For your trust.

The first charter, Tessa came on late, she was sick.

Oh, what are we going to do?

I came on late, I was sick.

- Hello, Captain. - Where are you?

I got food poisoning.

Going into the second charter, we all know the boat.

We’re all healthy.

And now it’s time to actually do our job and do it well.

We’ve no more excuses.

Good luck with this charter, guys.

We’ll smash it.

This morning, just start in the cabins

and just try and get as much of the boat done as possible.

- Oh, yeah. - All right, let’s go.

Tess.

- See like this? - Yeah.

- Looks a bit sh--ty. - Yeah.

I think I’ve done good work here.

That sh--’s pissing me off.

---ing smudging, yeah.

Hello.

- Next charter already. - I know.

I’ll get the girls.

Deck crew, come to the bridge for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy, on our way.

Girls and Josh, meet in the dining room.

- Copy. - Copy.

What do we got on the menu?

Charter two, his name is Jack, a prominent Sydney socialite.

Oh, Jack!

I’ve had him when I worked in Australia.

- How is he? - A little bit specific.

So he wants a piñata actually made of chocolate.

Jack said that he would love if one of the deck hands

could breathe in his ear.

- Enjoy your meal. - Thank you.

So Jack and his friends, Katarina, Eleanor,

her fiancé, Sam, Tayla, Simon,

with his girlfriend, Edina and Mikki,

have been travelling through Europe for the past six weeks.

Upon arrival, Jack would like the stews

to unpack for him and Katarina.

So day one’s water toys.

Wave runners, you’re going to get your jam down.

For dinner, white party,

paired with a Truffle-focused menu.

- All righty. - Let’s go.

Truffles, you have to put them with stuff

that really works with them,

or they can taste kind of flat.

Night two, a Spanish themed fine dining tasting menu

of six to eight courses, the chef’s choice.

For eight courses,

every single dish has a lot of little things done well.

So there’s a lot of work that’s needed for each dinner.

Huge amounts.

Just hope we can get all that done in the time.

All right, awesome. Thank you very much.

Let’s get back to it.

Nathan, can you come on the dock?

On our way.

Let’s get this place organized.

- Can you wipe that up? - Watermarks?

- Yeah. - Yeah, no worries.

Deck team, meet me on main deck, please.

Copy.

Oh, no, no, no. that hasn’t been rinsed at all.

What’s up, bro?

Captain just pointed this out.

So when we do the overboards, make sure we’re scrubbing,

get the hose out, and just do from the railing...

- Up to here? - Yeah.

Prioritize this.

It’s frustrating.

Hey, babe. Do you want me to give a little vacuuming?

- Does it need it? - Some spots...

- Yeah. - ...could use a little bit.

Great. Thank you.

- Hi, Cap. - Hey.

I got them to scrub the hull

as much of a scrub as we can...

- ...from the deck. - Yeah.

How do you feel about your crew?

Um...

I saw you meeting with them.

- Yeah. - I liked it.

Christian has a lot to learn.

Tessa, talked her through a proper wash down as well.

We’ll get there, hopefully.

Max, yesterday when you went to do the bow,

Christian said that we weren’t washing the outboards.

Have you already done outboards?

Haven’t done outboards.

Because I don’t think we did the other side.

- I think we’ll rinse. - Okay.

Christian, Christian, for Max, where are you?

I’m in front of the bridge.

- I know you want perfection. - Yeah.

But when you’re showing people how to do this,

people follow you.

- Hey, bro. - Uh...

I start to be really mad if you start to piss the out.

Why?

You didn’t do the outboard on the side.

Yeah, we did it. We rinsed it.

You say yesterday to Tessa to not do this part, right?

- No, I didn’t. - Bro, this is dirty as.

When you’re a bosun, you have a lot more responsibility.

Yeah.

I need you to show me you can do this.

- Yeah. - Okay. Great.

- Thank you. - All right, thank you, cap.

Good job.

I didn’t tell her not to do it.

- We rinsed it. - But you didn’t do it.

I don’t remember.

Is that not normal that you don’t remember,

that you didn’t do a step of washing the outboards?

Is that your job, man?

Yeah, we’ll do it, bro. It’s okay.

- It’s not okay, man. - It’s okay.

No, stop telling me this.

Start to go to raise the volcano inside me, man.

- Don’t tell me it's okay. - Let it explode. Let it explode.

Oh, la la, man. What the, bro?

You want to insult me? You disrespect me?

Max is like Napoleon. He has a big ego.

I want to grab Max by the neck and throw him overboard.

If you respect people, at least say sorry.

Man, you’re a ----ing child.

Now is the last time.

Man, you’re a ----ing child.

Yeah, I’m a child.

You know, like, you can show that you are,

like, somewhat mature,

that you’re 34 years old, and respect those other people.

At least, I’m sorry, you know?

Sorry for what, bro?

Sorry that we have to take your sh-- back and losing time,

- because you don’t know - ---ing...

I was with Tess.

I honestly don’t remember if we brushed it.

- You understand? - Yeah, I don’t remember.

Illogic is the thing.

Christian, Christian, jump on the port side.

Yes, I’m just gonna finish.

- It will take 10 minutes. - Copy.

I need to calm down.

Lot going on in my mind right now.

Get ready to be running up and down those stairs.

All ready to rock and roll?

Hey, bro?

Don’t call me bro anymore, bro.

- Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All of this job is because of you, bro.

This waste of energy is because of you.

It’s terrible.

Jesus Christ.

Lads, one more argument before we start charter,

- I swear to ----ing God. - Yeah.

I’m going straight to the captain, right?

Yeah.

I hope for the sake of my ----ing insanity

they drop their egos, stop getting at each other,

and we’ll be a big, happy family.

This entire charter, no arguments.

- No, no, no. - Let’s be professional.

All crew, all crew. Please get into your whites.

Guest arrival in 15 minutes.

Here they come! Let’s go. Agh!

Guests are coming. Please come to the dock.

I’m for my espresso martini.

- Oh, my gosh. - Gonna be a tough one.

Here we go.

Hi, Jack. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, Jack! - Hello.

- Nice to meet you. - Josh, nice to meet you.

- Oh, yum. - Cheers.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Aesha’s going to take you on board and show you around.

- Sounds good. - Yay!

Oh, we’re excited.

- Welcome to Bravado. - Thank you so much.

- You’ll love, you'll love. - Will I?

- Yeah. - Great.

I’m scared already.

Here is the primary suite!

- Oh, shocking. - Beautiful.

- You’ve got a whole gym here. - Great.

We’ve got your clothing right here.

Oh, yeah. I will warn you. I brought a lot.

I know you did.

Like the have rocks in here.

- How many are we talking? - Seven.

Seven.

Having guests like these,

they’re very specific with what they like.

So I hope that Kizzi and V can keep up,

deliver the standard which I really need to give them.

That’s just shoes.

I have 40 pairs of shoes with me.

Oh, gosh.

Okay.

Nathan, Nathan, I will be on the port wing station.

- Copy. Kizzi? - Yeah.

- Start flaking the lines? - Yeah.

Max, you’re on the bow by yourself.

- You can be on starboard side. - Okay.

- Up here is the sun deck. - Yeah.

- This is beautiful. Wow. - That’s going to be fun.

So we’re going to do Spanish tapas lunch today.

Yeah, beautiful.

Oh, this is ----ing mental.

Deck crew, deck crew, drop starboard ground line.

- Copy that. - Drop on our stern lines now.

There’s so much luggage for the masters.

- We’ll get it done. - Thank you.

Great attitude.

We’re clear to move on the stern.

Great. You can drop the port ground line.

- All right. - Okay.

This is going to take forever.

Can you help me? Because I don’t know if I can carry this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, leave it. Leave it, leave it, leave it.

20 meters starboard side.

Thanks, Nathan. I’m all set.

Copy. Thank you. Good job, guys.

That’s the way to do it.

I’ve never seen this many clothes in my life.

They’re going to want me to do so much of their laundry.

I feel like I’m more proactive this charter

because I kind of already have an idea down.

Like, all right, this is what we do in the mornings.

This is what we do in the afternoons,

turning it up, turning it down, laundry.

It was kind of fun, though, seeing what

rich people have and be like, huh.

I didn’t even know that existed.

Let’s be nice.

I’m like a sponge absorbing all the information.

That was such an intrusive thought. Okay.

Why don’t we have ----ing coat hangers?

There’s a bunch in laundry in that bag.

I actually don’t think we’re going to have enough.

Simon’s just...

Simon’s just a mood.

Ugh...

- Thank you, Christian. - Got it?

Thank you, Christian. Really good.

- We can start lifting fenders. - Sweet.

Are you ready for lunchtime?

I’m starving.

- I’m scared, Aesha. - Why?

If I that, like, that’s everything.

You’ll be fine.

There’s like a nervous energy within Josh.

But I think chefs always are a bit neurotic.

Girls, girls.

Can you leave that for a second and help run plates?

Copy.

But I worry about what will actually happen

when he fully burns out.

Kizzi, I need you.

Absolutely, babes.

Um...

Here’s Joshy.

Do the guests need breakfast?

me.

So once we have the lines done, you can eat.

Oh, both of us.

- No fighting. - Okay, okay, okay.

I’m so hungry, I could literally pass out.

You’re so hungry now.

- Good afternoon, guys. - Wow!

How are we all?

- I’m starving. - Nice.

Starving.

Okay, well, everything on this table is from Spain.

- Yum. - Looks amazing. Thank you, chef.

- No worries. - Wow.

Oh!

- Aesha? - Hey?

- Jackie Boy needs a drink. - Yeah, sure.

- Woo! - Success?

Yes.

Oh, Jesus.

It’s really good.

Yeah, can we take, like, a doggy bag?

At 2 a.m. I feel like we’ll want some chicken.

- How was it? - Beautiful.

- It was good. - Oh, good.

Deck crew, deck crew, get ready on the anchor.

Copy. Deck team, get the nautibuoys out.

Start inflating so we’re prepared.

Drop the anchor. Two shackles.

Anchor is secure.

Thank you.

Are we going jet skiing?

Let’s get ready.

Holy... They’re rather tight.

This is hers or his?

Oh, it’s probably hers.

- I’m ready. - Yeah, let’s do it.

Let’s go.

Max, we’re going to launch the tender.

Christian, you’re in charge of sorting all this out now.

- Yeah. - Keep an eye on the guests.

Yeah.

Tell them how to use the Seabob as well.

No worries.

No, no, no, no.

Have you done it before?

- No. - Nah?

Yeah, you’ll get it.

It looks like he’s reading a manual or something.

How to make it go.

Okay, so, let’s get rid of this.

Just make sure because that will blow away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

Okay.

Where’s he going on the foil board?

- Look at it. - Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Is that the foil?

Is he waving?

I don’t know if I should get on the radio

and like announce that there’s a guest floating to China.

I’m not in charge.

Christian, go help them.

Nathan, Nathan, go back to stern.

- There’s a mess? - It’s ridiculous.

Christ.

Tess and Christian have no idea what they’re doing.

We have to have eyes on guests at all times.

That’s embarrassing.

Stressing me out.

Cue Baywatch music.

Woo!

Sorry, buddy.

Is it too early to say? Have you done it?

Yeah.

- So much going on down there. - What’s this?

No, I didn’t.

Yeah.

So in the future, do it please.

Feel like I’m at school

and I’m getting trouble for something.

But why am I getting the blame for this?

This is a collective problem.

Do you want to take it up here or?

- I’ll put it in the water. - Yes.

How did the unpacking go, is it fine?

It was just a lot.

Hey, what the?

I’m annoyed.

Just figuring everything out.

It’s probably easy for Nathan to put

the blame on all of us, but like,

there’s just no, nothing's been put in place.

There’s the hose. So just pop the hose in.

Tessa, there’s a job list on the bridge.

If you can tell Chris.

No worries, goodnight.

Whatever.

I want way more urgency.

Soon as we’re slowing for anchor,

I want people starting to organize the inflatables,

the platforms.

He’s just so oblivious to the big picture.

You can never leave those two alone.

Nah, I’m sorry. It is dangerous.

What’s happening? Is this attached?

Yeah, it is attached.

How’s it going out there?

It’s an absolute sh-- show.

- That is an absolute - ---ing sh-- show.

I mean, we need to have eyes.

We need to look around us and see what’s going on.

Something needs to change and it needs to change fast.

Pull our finger out of our ass and ----ing get on with it.

We’re looking like ----ing amateurs.

So one person in here is sorting this.

The other person on the swim platform at all times.

- Yeah. - Just get it organized.

I want to have my teams back,

but it’s starting to be difficult.

It’s just a ----ing nightmare.

Go like this and this way.

- Yeah, yeah. - Towards you.

- Towards me? - Yeah.

They don’t have a ----ing clue.

Coming up...

I’ll have a look.

I do need to make sure that he’s happy,

but I don’t even know what Szechuan chicken is.

Soy sauce, salt and flour.

Getting ready for the white party.

Do you have anything in laundry or are you free?

- No, I don’t. - Perfect.

I just looked at everything.

Tonight, what cutlery do you need?

Cool.

With truffle and caviar. Everywhere.

Truffles are a luxury ingredient,

but when you actually think about the truffle,

it is of the street.

It’s from the ground, it’s from the dirt.

Same as the blues, you know?

I’ve done too many psychedelics.

Yes, actually.

They help in terms of creativity,

because when you take mushrooms,

you’ve raised your consciousness,

you’ve raised your frequency,

and you’re now seeing everything that’s actually there,

and it’s all just kind of energetic sh-- around you.

This is ----ing trippy sh--.

I’m starting to sound like a right ----ing hippy right now.

Wow.

You made those, didn’t you?

Yeah, I make everything, yeah.

Impressive.

, that looks good.

- How’s it going? - Great!

I think we’re set up for dinner. I think we’re done.

Awesome.

- Aesha, you’re going to - ---ing love this table.

I’m actually really proud of it.

Oh, you’re being so good at things.

When I was young, I always knew I was going to be a star.

I danced from the age of three, up until I was 18,

and then I did it professionally.

So, I’m used to being praised,

and I still want to be noticed for the work

that I’m putting in.

Maybe I’ll end up with two superstars this season.

Ah!

Well, if anyone can be a superstar, then I don’t want it.

Oh-ho-ho!

All right, good to go.

Woo!

I’m excited for truffle and caviar.

This look all right?

Yeah.

- Ready? - Mm-hmm.

- No. - What are you doing?

I was just a deck stew on a 100 foot yacht.

Don’t sit too long in case, like, the guests come up

- and then we’re like, ah! - Hello, how are you?

- You look so good. - You look so good.

Truffle risotto, risotto, risotto.

- That was good. - Yeah, that was good.

- See? - Nice job!

Oh, my God!

Josh, Josh. All guests are on sun deck.

Copy.

So, you can go down.

Job list will be in the bridge.

Yeah, there’ll be a list.

Biggest thing: refuel the jet skis.

- Yeah. - See you in the morning.

Night.

Ah, come on, Josh.

, man.

Are you just staring at your drink?

- He was! - I’m, like, sizing it up.

Girls, girls, and Christian,

would you mind coming to the galley now?

- Coming now. - On our way.

And is there anyone that could take the bin?

All right, so I can go and put it down?

- Yeah, best truffle. - All right.

- Okay. - Yum, truffle.

- I’m going to take this one. - Okay, sweet.

- All right. - Yaaah!

I love truffle, bro.

Ooh!

Thank you!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Can you run downstairs and grab it?

It’s ----ing frustrating. Something so simple gets missed.

All right, so I can go and put it down?

Yeah.

Josh, come on. Get it together.

I do have truffle coming for you.

Sorry.

So here’s a butternut squash risotto.

It’s truffles, caviar, roasted sea bass,

parmesan mascarpone.

Yeah, enjoy, guys.

I’m just going to get you some truffle.

Sorry.

Oh, there’s none. There isn’t any.

- You needed more? - Yeah.

No!

man.

You didn’t have any truffle.

- Oh, my God. - The truffle queen.

- No! - Why you don’t have truffle?

You don’t get it.

There’s none left in the container.

Guys, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

Where’s that truffle?

Uh...

- man. - Yeah.

- How is the dinner? - It’s pretty good, actually.

I’m so sorry.

- Can you wash him some dishes? - No, do you want this?

- Yes, please. - I’ve got one more here.

That’s what we'd like to see.

Back, back, back, back, back, back.

Apologies for that.

A little mistake there, guys, sorry.

Oh, thank you.

- Oh, amazing. - Yeah, thank you.

It’s so yummy, wow.

- I love it. - Oh, good.

- How is it? - It’s delicious.

You know, everything’s homemade.

- Good! - He made the pasta.

He makes fresh bread every morning.

That bread was really good.

And it’s so beautiful as well.

Enjoy the rest of your meal.

Can I have a hug, please?

You okay?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you very much.

My pleasure.

Aesha, could I please have a little caviar bump

with some vodka?

- All right. - Yeah.

Why are you naked in the pantry?

I’m going in to make some breathing work.

Do it a lot. Meditate.

Because you stress out too much.

Yeah, because you don’t stress enough.

It’s supposed to be a whole bump.

Big bumpy boy.

- Cheers. - Come on, Aesha. Get it.

I think if I did a bump that big, I would never wake up.

Could I please have one more?

That’s nice. Where’s my vodka?

I’m wide awake.

I’m tired.

I’m trying to cause a bit more of a stir-up, darling.

Jack is putting it away.

- Woo-hoo! - I’m going to bed.

You guys are all appalling. I’m appalled.

I’m going to go.

Thank you so much for all your hard work today.

But we are saying we can go on a jet ski.

That’s your job list for tonight:

K2R food stains around the table.

- The jacuzzi. - Yes.

- There’s a a ring around it. - Yeah.

Make sure that the job list is being done.

There’s a lot of mistakes being made.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cheers, man.

Just chill. It’s no big deal.

- Night. - Night.

Would you like a bottle of water?

I’m not ready to go to bed.

I can do crisps.

Is there any alternative?

- I’ll have a look. - Okay.

This guy is paying a lot of money to be here,

so I do need to make sure that he’s happy.

But I don’t even know what Sichuan chicken is.

Can you Google how to make Sichuan chicken?

- How do you spell it? - S-E-S-H-W-A-N?

- Or S-E-C-H-W-A-N? - Okay.

I need soy sauce, salt, pepper, powder, and flour.

I also don’t want to use any of chef’s stuff,

and then he’ll be like, , I needed that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- But it’s fried chicken. - Right.

I actually don’t even think he wants Sichuan chicken.

He wants to see me jump through hoops and do backflips.

I love going above and beyond. I will do it.

How long does it take to cook chicken?

10 minutes?

Yeah.

Okay, I’m going to put the chicken away then.

How the does this work?

I actually think he’s too drunk to even notice.

Hello.

Are you joking me?

Coming up...

This guy’s floating away.

He’s stuck out there. My man, he’s stuck.

We’ve got a deck hand floating away on a jet ski.

I’m at a dead end.

I don’t know what to do about it.

The current’s going that way, so it’s pushing him away.

- Christian, Christian, - I’m ready for the jet ski.

We may not get the jet ski.

Oh,.

Oh my God.

Ah, Jesus.

off.

Let’s go!

Morning.

What time did you stay up till?

Well, I went to bed at 1:30.

And what time did you get up?

I start at 5.

You... You doing okay?

- I’m good. - Bloody machine.

- Good morning. - How are you going?

- Breakfast is set. - You’re amazing.

Thank you.

Go me, okay.

Cool.

- Good morning. - How are you doing?

- Another day. - What’s wrong?

Morning.

- Hello. - How’s it going?

How are you feeling?

Ready for activities.

It’s tough. Your job is tough.

You deal with a lot of personalities, motivation.

But, I mean...

- It has it’s rewards. - It does, yeah.

It definitely does.

Do you want a cup of tea?

- No, thanks. - So English.

- Where are you from? Australia? - Yeah.

I don’t live there much, though.

- No? - No.

I went to school in Bali.

- And then I moved to Canada. - That’s ----ing cool.

Yeah, it was weird.

I went to an international school with my little brother

for, like, my high school.

Growing up there was definitely weird.

Like, you’re clubbing when you’re like 12 years old.

Like, I got all my tattoos when I was like 15.

There’s no rules whatsoever.

Was it, like, real school, or like...

Yeah, it was an international school.

Did you say was it like huts?

When you mix all of that together,

like, of course, I was a troublemaker as a kid.

I was like a every parent’s nightmare.

I need to speed up.

I don’t want to get shanked.

I’m hungry.

Christian, we’re towing down inflatables now.

Get these toys inflated as quickly as possible.

Copy.

, I need my radio.

I’m going to start running some plates out now.

Yeah, cherry tomatoes bacon and rosti.

- Cool. - Take this to the stern.

Potato rosti.

Christian, I’m going to throw the chair

because it won’t fit down the stairs.

V, can you run breakfast plates out?

Copy.

Okay, you ready?

Maybe catch it.

Oh, wow, this looks so good.

Ah!

I need water.

This is so delishy!

I’m back, baby. How’s the trash in there?

Full.

I have a little bag if you want to chuck trash in there.

Love to.

Look how much quicker we’re getting through cabins.

We really are.

- Let’s launch this jet ski. - Yeah.

It’s time for some swimming.

All right, coming up, guys.

Get my ’kini on.

Keep it parallel to the boat, yeah?

Good job.

Well done, bro.

Does anyone want anything?

An espresso martini, but with tequila.

Yeah.

Okay, unhook the straps.

Are you taking it on?

- No, no. - No, no, unhook.

- Ah! - Wow.

See, that’s why I said wear a helmet.

Ah!

Okay, coming up.

Espresso mart with a tequila.

Tequila is always a better idea.

I’ve never done that before.

I’ve never been on jet ski.

- ...in the bow? - Yeah.

Tess, Tess, if you can

attach a rope to the nautibuoys

so they can pull themselves on the platform.

Copy. Which one did you want me to use?

Just a black line that’s in there.

The ones that we use for tying the platforms together.

Copy.

Oh, my God.

Um...

- Why is that guy on the - ---ing jet ski?

I reckon one of our deckhands is heading to town over there.

How did that happen?

This guy’s floating away.

He’s stuck out there. My man, he’s stuck.

The current’s going that way, so he’s pushing him away.

We got a deckhand floating away on a jet ski.

What are you going to do about that, Nathan?

me twice.

Having my own team member float away on a ----ing jet ski?

That’s a whole new ball game.

- Christian! - Christian, Christian.

Christian, Christian.

Christian, wait. Wait for me.

Oh my God.

I tried motivating them and teaching them,

but they’re just dead weight.

I’m at a dead end, and I don't know what to do about it.

I’m ready for the jet ski.

We may not get the jet ski.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

Eight course dinner.

Crème brulee last course.

We have a request.

- We’ll have a little chicken. - Are you ----ing mental?

No, they’ve been drinking.

Why don’t you just put your feet.

No!

- Tessa, faster. - Talk to me, Nathan.

Focus on your thing. Don’t watch my thing.

Do the line.

you, bro.

Tell me you again, and you’ll see what happens.

Are you ----ing serious?

The deck team is total chaos.

This is your call, Nathan.

Who are you going to let go?