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"Below Deck Med"...

This is yours.

This can be your knife
so you don’t have to come back.

You don’t want me to come back?

I want you to come back.

I feel like a little
puppeteer and I’m like,

dance, boys, dance.

Ooh, ooh, come and
look at my tits.

Yeah.

You want me to
turn on the charm?

Go for it.

Everyone is so sexy.

Plates, super cold, just
freaking me out a little bit.

As I’m going into
this first dinner,

there’s a lot of pressure.

Wait, my plating
got messed up.

Just keep it flat.

But we, as clowns,

are just vessels in search
of creative outlets.

Enjoy, guys.

- This is amazing.
- It is.

I can’t get the dryer to,
like, get the load going.

She just can’t quite get it.

Remember to empty these.

Oh!

Ah, that was my fault.

As a first-time bosun,

obviously I do want to
give Tessa and Christian

the chance to prove
they’re capable of learning.

Put it on the drum.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jesus Christ, boys.

- Just pull, just pull.
- I’m pulling, I'm pulling, bro.

- No, you’re not pulling.
- I’m ----ing pulling.

Bro, if you really want
to ----ing do it,

- you can do it your
- ---ing self.

Like, you tell me to do this
and then do that, and then--

Don’t speak with me,
don’t speak with me.

What?
This is beyond a joke.

You’re ----ing pushing
my buttons, honestly.

You’re pushing my buttons.

- Push the buttons?
- No, honestly.

Don’t do that.
You don’t ----ing know me.

Okay?
So don’t do that.

- All right? Don’t do that.
- You’re a dangerous man.

You’re telling me to do
three things at the same time.

No, I asked you one thing.

- ----ing hell.
- What’s going on?

Because it’s ----ed, bro.

It was dry.

Because it was water marks.

Literally, I did
the whole thing.

Okay, guys. Lads.

Stop, stop.

-.
- Stop.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

Let’s keep it professional.
Finish the job.

When you’re off the boat,
have a conversation.

But for now, get that on.

Go get changed,
and we’ll get ready to go out.

It’s definitely a clash of egos.

Tess, what the was that?

Honestly.

I just want them to drop
their ego

and just get on with it.

We’ve done a charter.

I’m going to get
so drunk tonight.

Same.

We can vomit in the same toilet.

- Shall we?
- It’ll be romantic.

I finished the head
and the doubles.

If you want to look at it
and point out things

- that you want to do better.
- Oh, yes.

No. I’ve got to wash my hair.

Got to make myself
look all sexy.

Those are hand towels.

So you only
need one hand towel,

and then the rest can be stored.

Now that I see this,
I’m going to hit this again.

Yeah, you see it’s
all this, like, smokiness.

Stick to alcohol for this,
or actual window cleaner.

I feel so determined
to get V up to speed,

because a stronger team means
more cold, hard cash.

You know, I’ve got
a wedding coming up.

We’re doing repairs
on the house.

I’ve got a mortgage.

I need to, like,
paint the house.

Scott, painting the bedrooms.

Paint’s expensive.

All right, knock off.

Yeah, looks good.
Boat looks good.

Oh, my God.
Quick, go do your makeup.

Yeah, let’s get ready.

All crew, be ready
to go in one hour.

Look at you.

- These are assless chaps.
- Yes.

Look at what I’m going
to whip out at some point.

Oh, my God, yes.

I can teabag you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, let’s go.

Don’t get my nuts
in the chocolate.

, I got a finger
up the ass, there.

For the first time ever.

- Party up!
- Woo!

Beautiful crew.
Oh, la la.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, cheers.

Hey.

- Almost.
- Off we go.

First charter, and I think
you and Christian

are going to rip each
other’s throats out.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every time we
ask him something,

he always finds you something
to say, you know?

So I would--
oh, sh--. No.

That didn’t happen.

Well, that’s leather,
so that’s good.

No, it’s, right.

Is there a tissue
in the front there?

It looks like you
pee yourself.

No!

No, that’s a question for me.

Ah.

That’s a question
for me, buddy.

We don’t have any
time to train.

So if you’re not up to it,
you have to go.

But we need to give them
a little moment to show us

that they’re up to it.

And remember that
not everyone is

quite as talented as I am.

Well, that’s true.

Downtown Barcelona.

Let’s go, guapo.

You speak French?

Yeah, if we marry,
you get the green card.

I want a big ring.

It’s a good-looking
deck crew, in fairness.

Because of what I went through
with Gael last season...

You’re my boy.

Come here.

Oh, I want casual.
Casual is exactly what I like.

I’m a bosun on the boat,

but when I’m in the club,
I’m a playboy.

Nothing’s off the cards.

- After you.
- Thank you.

- Ladies first.
- you.

- This is sexy.
- So cool.

How fun!

Jesus Christ.

How did I end up sitting
across from him?

Nathan is down there
with the girl.

And me, I’m still babysitting
this giant baby.

What did I do wrong?

The pesto pasta.

Can I get a
non-alcoholic beer, please?

Sin alcohol cerveza?

Thank you so much.

Cheers up to you, guys.

- Cheers to charter one.
- Cheers, guys.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers!

Oh, I just want to ----ing
put it on my head.

- Oh.
- Oh!

Oh, that wasn’t
meant to happen.

Tell me about your exes.

We’re like best friends.

And yeah, just kind
of ----ed it up.

Oh.

So after here,
where do you go next?

How long have you doing it?

I did learn for five months
a therapy hypnosis.

Just shut up, shut up, shut up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He thinks he’s better than
everyone else, like most French.

You seem like a super chill,
happy kind of guy.

What’s that?

It’s a vagina dazzle.

You put diamonds
on your pussy?

You put diamonds on your vagina.

I just had a little love
heart of gems.

Just on the muff.

Muff diamonds.

Kizzi’s definitely trouble.

I would do a sparkly cobra,
and that would be a pizazzle.

You’re dirty, aren't you?

Thanks.

You’re welcome.

- Oh?
- Who?

My, like,
gentleman at home.

A gentleman.

Have you said the L word?

Yeah.
I forced it out of him.

I was like, do you love me then?

That’s it.

- I just love love.
- Really?

Holy sh--.
She has a boyfriend.

That’s ----ing bizarre.

Oh,, that sucks.

She went like too far away
of flirting with everyone

to announce now that
she have a boyfriend.

Cheers to that.

Coming up...

You say yesterday to Tessa
to not do this part, right?

That I don’t remember.

Is that not normal that you
don’t remember washing the boat?

I want to grab Max by the neck
and throw him overboard.

You’re a ----ing child.

Now is the last time.

Have you said the L word?

I forced it out of him.

I was like, do you
love me, then?

- That’s it.
- I just love love.

- Really?
- Cheers to that.

Nathan, you want a cigarette?

Why not?

Let’s go.

Where did the boys go?
They have a little pow-wow?

Ah, yeah, they went
for a cigarette.

She have a boyfriend, Kizzi?

Lad, I don’t know.

Let’s not believe it.

Correct your own reality, bro.

Exactly.

I think you guys have
more chances with V.

She has that really good body.

You interested?

Guys, just play cool,
you know, see what happens.

Yeah, yeah.

It’s a deck team meeting
that I’m not a part of.

Yeah, how’s the deck team?

It’s concerning that
it’s cracking so early.

- Do you know what I mean?
- I know!

That’s what's stressing me out.

Do you reckon it’s rectifiable?

I’m just happy it's not me.

Bro, can you punch me
in my shoulder, please?

I really want, like,
we succeed

into males that
can communicate together.

How about put it
into a hug instead?

No punching, hug it out, kid.

Yeah?
There you go.

That’s it, that's better
than a punch, isn’t it?

A good hug.

Growing up, I used to solve my
problems with being physical.

Last time I got in a fight
was like two years ago.

I was in Sydney, you know,

a lot of guys being
stupid and drunk.

I was minding my own business.

And then this guy
was walking towards me

and he just grabs my nose
and he’s just like,

I got your nose

and I just turn
and I punch him in the nose

and I was like,
and I got ----ing yours,

boom, knock him out.

I’m do everything I can
to just calm down myself

and just not do
something stupid.

Great.

What?

Wait, what?
I’m sorry, say that again?

Um...

Three at a
separate time?

Three at the same time.

What?

No, I didn’t have the clap.

Crabs!

- You ready to party?
- Of course.

Yeah, life is good, bro.

Thank you.

Hey, hey, hey!

This is disco, hey.

This is sick!

We are ready to mingle!

Let’s get stupid, bro.

To peace and serenity.

Um...

No...

Thank you for sharing.

Okay, now what?

No!

Woo!

Giddy up, giddy up, eh!

Yeah, teach me some tricks.

Do it, do it, do it!

Yes, yes!

Encourage that twerk.

She already put like
the fire on the powder.

The male are about to explode.

Those moves, and oh, my God.

it.

Cheers to that.

I’ve been told I've been
a naughty girl.

Oh, we all knew this.

Let’s go!

A wee Magic Mike performance.

I met her, too.

Oh, no!

That’s your
ex-girlfriend’s name.

That’s her Instagram.

She’s hot.
You can follow her.

Okay.

I’m going to fill up
the jacuzzi.

Let’s do it.

it, let’s go.

I need my phone.

Okay, let’s get
to the jacuzzi, baby.

Where are you going?

He’s going to be like,
get to ----ing bed.

Yeah, yeah.
Hey, babes!

Hey!

Oh, oh!

Tell me you’re a lucky guy, hey?

---ing right.

She’s a keeper.

We’re going to go
in the hot tub.

Bro, what the?

What the
is going on, hey?

I need to shave
my legs as we talk.

Dry shave. Um...

Ra ra ra ra!

She’s in love with the guy,
but she wants to be single.

How ----ed up is that, bro?

Stop that.

- Let me hypnotize you.
- Okay, let’s go.

First, we’re just going
to settle in the trance.

- You’re breathing in...
- Mm-hmm...

And breathing out.

I need to go to bed.

I love you.
Good night.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Are you sleep?

I’m so tired.

I’ve been getting
no rest, you know?

I know, but I’m in go mode.

Oh...

I will.

Press, press, press.

And you go to sleep.

Bend down, down, down.

Go between your legs,
go between your legs.

And now, every time we tell you
to do something

with the lines and the fenders,
you will do so.

Ooh,.

I have to be up in eight hours.

off,
that’s crow's feet.

Cheeky bastard.

Last season, I had an amazing
girl I cared about.

We had an amazing deck team

and a great bond
within the team.

- You’re the best.
- No, you’re the best.

- No, you’re the best.
- No, you’re the best.

And I don’t have
that feeling this year.

I think a major part of that
is not having Gael around.

There’s like a slight hole
in my heart, yeah,

but I’m trying not to show it
because I ----ed things up.

And I think it’s just time
to move on to the new chapter.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Where’s he going on
the foil board?

Look at him.

Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Christian, go help them.

Tess and Christian have
no idea what they’re doing.

Nathan, Nathan,
go back to the stern.

Christ.

God...

Feel like sh-- warmed over.

Feeling a bit sleepy.

- Good morning, Captain.
- Good morning.

Good morning, Captain.

- Good morning, Kizzi.
- Good morning, darling.

Deck team, deck team.

Let’s have a meeting.
Come to the main deck.

Radio, going into
this next charter,

I want everyone to
show way more urgency.

So as soon as we’re
slowing down for anchor,

I want people in the laz,

starting to organize
the inflatables,

get everything out.

And obviously, time management.

Job lists need to be done.

You got up and none
of this was done?

Yeah, tell you
something was wrong.

My reference point
is going to be Max.

If I ask Max to tell you
something, please do it.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Thank you for that.
- No worries.

For your trust.

The first charter, Tessa came
on late, she was sick.

Oh, what are we going to do?

I came on late, I was sick.

- Hello, Captain.
- Where are you?

I got food poisoning.

Going into the second charter,
we all know the boat.

We’re all healthy.

And now it’s time to actually
do our job and do it well.

We’ve no more excuses.

Good luck with
this charter, guys.

We’ll smash it.

This morning,
just start in the cabins

and just try and get as much
of the boat done as possible.

- Oh, yeah.
- All right, let’s go.

Tess.

- See like this?
- Yeah.

- Looks a bit sh--ty.
- Yeah.

I think I’ve done
good work here.

That sh--’s pissing me off.

---ing smudging, yeah.

Hello.

- Next charter already.
- I know.

I’ll get the girls.

Deck crew, come to the bridge
for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy, on our way.

Girls and Josh,
meet in the dining room.

- Copy.
- Copy.

What do we got on the menu?

Charter two, his name is Jack,
a prominent Sydney socialite.

Oh, Jack!

I’ve had him when
I worked in Australia.

- How is he?
- A little bit specific.

So he wants a piñata
actually made of chocolate.

Jack said that he would love
if one of the deck hands

could breathe in his ear.

- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.

So Jack and his friends,
Katarina, Eleanor,

her fiancé, Sam,
Tayla, Simon,

with his girlfriend,
Edina and Mikki,

have been travelling through
Europe for the past six weeks.

Upon arrival,
Jack would like the stews

to unpack for him and Katarina.

So day one’s water toys.

Wave runners, you’re going
to get your jam down.

For dinner, white party,

paired with a
Truffle-focused menu.

- All righty.
- Let’s go.

Truffles, you have to put
them with stuff

that really works with them,

or they can taste kind of flat.

Night two, a Spanish themed
fine dining tasting menu

of six to eight courses,
the chef’s choice.

For eight courses,

every single dish has a lot
of little things done well.

So there’s a lot of work
that’s needed for each dinner.

Huge amounts.

Just hope we can get all
that done in the time.

All right, awesome.
Thank you very much.

Let’s get back to it.

Nathan, can you come
on the dock?

On our way.

Let’s get this place organized.

- Can you wipe that up?
- Watermarks?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, no worries.

Deck team, meet me on
main deck, please.

Copy.

Oh, no, no, no.
that hasn’t been rinsed at all.

What’s up, bro?

Captain just pointed this out.

So when we do the overboards,
make sure we’re scrubbing,

get the hose out, and just do
from the railing...

- Up to here?
- Yeah.

Prioritize this.

It’s frustrating.

Hey, babe. Do you want me
to give a little vacuuming?

- Does it need it?
- Some spots...

- Yeah.
- ...could use a little bit.

Great. Thank you.

- Hi, Cap.
- Hey.

I got them to scrub
the hull

as much of a scrub as we can...

- ...from the deck.
- Yeah.

How do you feel about your crew?

Um...

I saw you meeting with them.

- Yeah.
- I liked it.

Christian has a lot to learn.

Tessa, talked her through
a proper wash down as well.

We’ll get there, hopefully.

Max, yesterday when
you went to do the bow,

Christian said that we weren’t
washing the outboards.

Have you already done outboards?

Haven’t done outboards.

Because I don’t think
we did the other side.

- I think we’ll rinse.
- Okay.

Christian, Christian,
for Max, where are you?

I’m in front of the bridge.

- I know you want perfection.
- Yeah.

But when you’re showing
people how to do this,

people follow you.

- Hey, bro.
- Uh...

I start to be really mad if you
start to piss the out.

Why?

You didn’t do the outboard
on the side.

Yeah, we did it.
We rinsed it.

You say yesterday to Tessa
to not do this part, right?

- No, I didn’t.
- Bro, this is dirty as.

When you’re a bosun, you have
a lot more responsibility.

Yeah.

I need you to show me
you can do this.

- Yeah.
- Okay. Great.

- Thank you.
- All right, thank you, cap.

Good job.

I didn’t tell her not to do it.

- We rinsed it.
- But you didn’t do it.

I don’t remember.

Is that not normal
that you don’t remember,

that you didn’t do a step
of washing the outboards?

Is that your job, man?

Yeah, we’ll do it, bro.
It’s okay.

- It’s not okay, man.
- It’s okay.

No, stop telling me this.

Start to go to raise
the volcano inside me, man.

- Don’t tell me it's okay.
- Let it explode. Let it explode.

Oh, la la, man.
What the, bro?

You want to insult me?
You disrespect me?

Max is like Napoleon.
He has a big ego.

I want to grab Max by the neck
and throw him overboard.

If you respect people,
at least say sorry.

Man, you’re a ----ing child.

Now is the last time.

Man, you’re a ----ing child.

Yeah, I’m a child.

You know, like, you can
show that you are,

like, somewhat mature,

that you’re 34 years old,
and respect those other people.

At least, I’m sorry, you know?

Sorry for what, bro?

Sorry that we have to take
your sh-- back and losing time,

- because you don’t know
- ---ing...

I was with Tess.

I honestly don’t remember if
we brushed it.

- You understand?
- Yeah, I don’t remember.

Illogic is the thing.

Christian, Christian,
jump on the port side.

Yes, I’m just gonna finish.

- It will take 10 minutes.
- Copy.

I need to calm down.

Lot going on in
my mind right now.

Get ready to be running up
and down those stairs.

All ready to rock and roll?

Hey, bro?

Don’t call me
bro anymore, bro.

- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All of this job is
because of you, bro.

This waste of energy
is because of you.

It’s terrible.

Jesus Christ.

Lads, one more argument
before we start charter,

- I swear to ----ing God.
- Yeah.

I’m going straight to
the captain, right?

Yeah.

I hope for the sake
of my ----ing insanity

they drop their egos,
stop getting at each other,

and we’ll be a
big, happy family.

This entire charter,
no arguments.

- No, no, no.
- Let’s be professional.

All crew, all crew.
Please get into your whites.

Guest arrival in 15 minutes.

Here they come!
Let’s go. Agh!

Guests are coming.
Please come to the dock.

I’m for my espresso martini.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Gonna be a tough one.

Here we go.

Hi, Jack.
Nice to meet you.

- Hi, Jack!
- Hello.

- Nice to meet you.
- Josh, nice to meet you.

- Oh, yum.
- Cheers.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.

Aesha’s going to take you
on board and show you around.

- Sounds good.
- Yay!

Oh, we’re excited.

- Welcome to Bravado.
- Thank you so much.

- You’ll love, you'll love.
- Will I?

- Yeah.
- Great.

I’m scared already.

Here is the primary suite!

- Oh, shocking.
- Beautiful.

- You’ve got a whole gym here.
- Great.

We’ve got your
clothing right here.

Oh, yeah. I will warn you.
I brought a lot.

I know you did.

Like the have rocks in here.

- How many are we talking?
- Seven.

Seven.

Having guests like these,

they’re very specific
with what they like.

So I hope that Kizzi
and V can keep up,

deliver the standard which
I really need to give them.

That’s just shoes.

I have 40 pairs
of shoes with me.

Oh, gosh.

Okay.

Nathan, Nathan, I will be
on the port wing station.

- Copy. Kizzi?
- Yeah.

- Start flaking the lines?
- Yeah.

Max, you’re on the
bow by yourself.

- You can be on starboard side.
- Okay.

- Up here is the sun deck.
- Yeah.

- This is beautiful. Wow.
- That’s going to be fun.

So we’re going to do
Spanish tapas lunch today.

Yeah, beautiful.

Oh, this is ----ing mental.

Deck crew, deck crew,
drop starboard ground line.

- Copy that.
- Drop on our stern lines now.

There’s so much luggage
for the masters.

- We’ll get it done.
- Thank you.

Great attitude.

We’re clear to move
on the stern.

Great. You can drop
the port ground line.

- All right.
- Okay.

This is going to take forever.

Can you help me? Because I don’t
know if I can carry this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, leave it.
Leave it, leave it, leave it.

20 meters starboard side.

Thanks, Nathan.
I’m all set.

Copy. Thank you.
Good job, guys.

That’s the way to do it.

I’ve never seen this
many clothes in my life.

They’re going to want me to
do so much of their laundry.

I feel like I’m more
proactive this charter

because I kind of already
have an idea down.

Like, all right, this is
what we do in the mornings.

This is what we do
in the afternoons,

turning it up,
turning it down, laundry.

It was kind of fun,
though, seeing what

rich people have and
be like, huh.

I didn’t even know that existed.

Let’s be nice.

I’m like a sponge absorbing
all the information.

That was such
an intrusive thought. Okay.

Why don’t we have ----ing
coat hangers?

There’s a bunch
in laundry in that bag.

I actually don’t think
we’re going to have enough.

Simon’s just...

Simon’s just a mood.

Ugh...

- Thank you, Christian.
- Got it?

Thank you, Christian.
Really good.

- We can start lifting fenders.
- Sweet.

Are you ready for lunchtime?

I’m starving.

- I’m scared, Aesha.
- Why?

If I that,
like, that’s everything.

You’ll be fine.

There’s like a nervous
energy within Josh.

But I think chefs
always are a bit neurotic.

Girls, girls.

Can you leave that for a
second and help run plates?

Copy.

But I worry about what
will actually happen

when he fully burns out.

Kizzi, I need you.

Absolutely, babes.

Um...

Here’s Joshy.

Do the guests need breakfast?

me.

So once we have the
lines done, you can eat.

Oh, both of us.

- No fighting.
- Okay, okay, okay.

I’m so hungry,
I could literally pass out.

You’re so hungry now.

- Good afternoon, guys.
- Wow!

How are we all?

- I’m starving.
- Nice.

Starving.

Okay, well, everything on
this table is from Spain.

- Yum.
- Looks amazing. Thank you, chef.

- No worries.
- Wow.

Oh!

- Aesha?
- Hey?

- Jackie Boy needs a drink.
- Yeah, sure.

- Woo!
- Success?

Yes.

Oh, Jesus.

It’s really good.

Yeah, can we take,
like, a doggy bag?

At 2 a.m. I feel like
we’ll want some chicken.

- How was it?
- Beautiful.

- It was good.
- Oh, good.

Deck crew, deck crew,
get ready on the anchor.

Copy. Deck team,
get the nautibuoys out.

Start inflating
so we’re prepared.

Drop the anchor.
Two shackles.

Anchor is secure.

Thank you.

Are we going jet skiing?

Let’s get ready.

Holy...
They’re rather tight.

This is hers or his?

Oh, it’s probably hers.

- I’m ready.
- Yeah, let’s do it.

Let’s go.

Max, we’re going
to launch the tender.

Christian, you’re in charge
of sorting all this out now.

- Yeah.
- Keep an eye on the guests.

Yeah.

Tell them how to use
the Seabob as well.

No worries.

No, no, no, no.

Have you done it before?

- No.
- Nah?

Yeah, you’ll get it.

It looks like he’s reading
a manual or something.

How to make it go.

Okay, so,
let’s get rid of this.

Just make sure because
that will blow away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

Okay.

Where’s he going
on the foil board?

- Look at it.
- Holy Jesus.

He’s floating away.

Is that the foil?

Is he waving?

I don’t know if I should
get on the radio

and like announce that there’s
a guest floating to China.

I’m not in charge.

Christian, go help them.

Nathan, Nathan,
go back to stern.

- There’s a mess?
- It’s ridiculous.

Christ.

Tess and Christian have
no idea what they’re doing.

We have to have eyes
on guests at all times.

That’s embarrassing.

Stressing me out.

Cue Baywatch music.

Woo!

Sorry, buddy.

Is it too early to say?
Have you done it?

Yeah.

- So much going on down there.
- What’s this?

No, I didn’t.

Yeah.

So in the future,
do it please.

Feel like I’m at school

and I’m getting trouble
for something.

But why am I getting
the blame for this?

This is a collective problem.

Do you want to
take it up here or?

- I’ll put it in the water.
- Yes.

How did the unpacking go,
is it fine?

It was just a lot.

Hey, what the?

I’m annoyed.

Just figuring everything out.

It’s probably easy
for Nathan to put

the blame on all of us,
but like,

there’s just no, nothing's
been put in place.

There’s the hose.
So just pop the hose in.

Tessa, there’s a job list
on the bridge.

If you can tell Chris.

No worries, goodnight.

Whatever.

I want way more urgency.

Soon as we’re
slowing for anchor,

I want people starting
to organize the inflatables,

the platforms.

He’s just so oblivious
to the big picture.

You can never
leave those two alone.

Nah, I’m sorry.
It is dangerous.

What’s happening?
Is this attached?

Yeah, it is attached.

How’s it going out there?

It’s an absolute sh-- show.

- That is an absolute
- ---ing sh-- show.

I mean, we need to have eyes.

We need to look around us
and see what’s going on.

Something needs to change
and it needs to change fast.

Pull our finger out of our ass
and ----ing get on with it.

We’re looking
like ----ing amateurs.

So one person in here
is sorting this.

The other person on the swim
platform at all times.

- Yeah.
- Just get it organized.

I want to have my teams back,

but it’s starting to
be difficult.

It’s just a ----ing nightmare.

Go like this and
this way.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Towards you.

- Towards me?
- Yeah.

They don’t have a ----ing clue.

Coming up...

I’ll have a look.

I do need to make
sure that he’s happy,

but I don’t even know
what Szechuan chicken is.

Soy sauce, salt and flour.

Getting ready for
the white party.

Do you have anything in
laundry or are you free?

- No, I don’t.
- Perfect.

I just looked at everything.

Tonight, what
cutlery do you need?

Cool.

With truffle and caviar.
Everywhere.

Truffles are a luxury
ingredient,

but when you actually
think about the truffle,

it is of the street.

It’s from the ground,
it’s from the dirt.

Same as the blues, you know?

I’ve done too
many psychedelics.

Yes, actually.

They help in terms
of creativity,

because when you take mushrooms,

you’ve raised
your consciousness,

you’ve raised your frequency,

and you’re now seeing everything
that’s actually there,

and it’s all just kind of
energetic sh-- around you.

This is ----ing trippy sh--.

I’m starting to sound like a
right ----ing hippy right now.

Wow.

You made those, didn’t you?

Yeah, I make everything, yeah.

Impressive.

, that looks good.

- How’s it going?
- Great!

I think we’re set up for dinner.
I think we’re done.

Awesome.

- Aesha, you’re going to
- ---ing love this table.

I’m actually really
proud of it.

Oh, you’re being
so good at things.

When I was young, I always
knew I was going to be a star.

I danced from the age of three,
up until I was 18,

and then I did
it professionally.

So, I’m used to being praised,

and I still want to be
noticed for the work

that I’m putting in.

Maybe I’ll end up with
two superstars this season.

Ah!

Well, if anyone can be a
superstar, then I don’t want it.

Oh-ho-ho!

All right, good to go.

Woo!

I’m excited for
truffle and caviar.

This look all right?

Yeah.

- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- No.
- What are you doing?

I was just a deck stew
on a 100 foot yacht.

Don’t sit too long in case,
like, the guests come up

- and then we’re like, ah!
- Hello, how are you?

- You look so good.
- You look so good.

Truffle risotto,
risotto, risotto.

- That was good.
- Yeah, that was good.

- See?
- Nice job!

Oh, my God!

Josh, Josh.
All guests are on sun deck.

Copy.

So, you can go down.

Job list will
be in the bridge.

Yeah, there’ll be a list.

Biggest thing:
refuel the jet skis.

- Yeah.
- See you in the morning.

Night.

Ah, come on, Josh.

, man.

Are you just staring
at your drink?

- He was!
- I’m, like, sizing it up.

Girls, girls, and Christian,

would you mind coming
to the galley now?

- Coming now.
- On our way.

And is there anyone
that could take the bin?

All right, so I can go
and put it down?

- Yeah, best truffle.
- All right.

- Okay.
- Yum, truffle.

- I’m going to take this one.
- Okay, sweet.

- All right.
- Yaaah!

I love truffle, bro.

Ooh!

Thank you!

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Can you run downstairs
and grab it?

It’s ----ing frustrating.
Something so simple gets missed.

All right, so I can
go and put it down?

Yeah.

Josh, come on.
Get it together.

I do have truffle
coming for you.

Sorry.

So here’s a butternut
squash risotto.

It’s truffles, caviar,
roasted sea bass,

parmesan mascarpone.

Yeah, enjoy, guys.

I’m just going to get
you some truffle.

Sorry.

Oh, there’s none.
There isn’t any.

- You needed more?
- Yeah.

No!

man.

You didn’t have any truffle.

- Oh, my God.
- The truffle queen.

- No!
- Why you don’t have truffle?

You don’t get it.

There’s none left
in the container.

Guys, watch out, watch out,
watch out, watch out.

Where’s that truffle?

Uh...

- man.
- Yeah.

- How is the dinner?
- It’s pretty good, actually.

I’m so sorry.

- Can you wash him some dishes?
- No, do you want this?

- Yes, please.
- I’ve got one more here.

That’s what we'd like to see.

Back, back, back,
back, back, back.

Apologies for that.

A little mistake
there, guys, sorry.

Oh, thank you.

- Oh, amazing.
- Yeah, thank you.

It’s so yummy, wow.

- I love it.
- Oh, good.

- How is it?
- It’s delicious.

You know,
everything’s homemade.

- Good!
- He made the pasta.

He makes fresh bread
every morning.

That bread was really good.

And it’s so beautiful as well.

Enjoy the rest of your meal.

Can I have a hug, please?

You okay?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you very much.

My pleasure.

Aesha, could I please
have a little caviar bump

with some vodka?

- All right.
- Yeah.

Why are you naked in the pantry?

I’m going in to make
some breathing work.

Do it a lot.
Meditate.

Because you stress
out too much.

Yeah, because you
don’t stress enough.

It’s supposed to
be a whole bump.

Big bumpy boy.

- Cheers.
- Come on, Aesha. Get it.

I think if I did a bump that
big, I would never wake up.

Could I please have one more?

That’s nice.
Where’s my vodka?

I’m wide awake.

I’m tired.

I’m trying to cause a bit
more of a stir-up, darling.

Jack is putting it away.

- Woo-hoo!
- I’m going to bed.

You guys are all appalling.
I’m appalled.

I’m going to go.

Thank you so much
for all your hard work today.

But we are saying we
can go on a jet ski.

That’s your job list
for tonight:

K2R food stains
around the table.

- The jacuzzi.
- Yes.

- There’s a a ring around it.
- Yeah.

Make sure that the job
list is being done.

There’s a lot of
mistakes being made.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cheers, man.

Just chill.
It’s no big deal.

- Night.
- Night.

Would you like a
bottle of water?

I’m not ready to go to bed.

I can do crisps.

Is there any alternative?

- I’ll have a look.
- Okay.

This guy is paying a
lot of money to be here,

so I do need to make
sure that he’s happy.

But I don’t even know
what Sichuan chicken is.

Can you Google how
to make Sichuan chicken?

- How do you spell it?
- S-E-S-H-W-A-N?

- Or S-E-C-H-W-A-N?
- Okay.

I need soy sauce, salt,
pepper, powder, and flour.

I also don’t want to use
any of chef’s stuff,

and then he’ll be like,
, I needed that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- But it’s fried chicken.
- Right.

I actually don’t even think
he wants Sichuan chicken.

He wants to see me jump through
hoops and do backflips.

I love going above and beyond.
I will do it.

How long does it take
to cook chicken?

10 minutes?

Yeah.

Okay, I’m going to put
the chicken away then.

How the does
this work?

I actually think
he’s too drunk to even notice.

Hello.

Are you joking me?

Coming up...

This guy’s floating away.

He’s stuck out there.
My man, he’s stuck.

We’ve got a deck hand
floating away on a jet ski.

I’m at a dead end.

I don’t know what
to do about it.

The current’s going that way,
so it’s pushing him away.

- Christian, Christian,
- I’m ready for the jet ski.

We may not get the jet ski.

Oh,.

Oh my God.

Ah, Jesus.

off.

Let’s go!

Morning.

What time did you stay up till?

Well, I went to bed at 1:30.

And what time did you get up?

I start at 5.

You... You doing okay?

- I’m good.
- Bloody machine.

- Good morning.
- How are you going?

- Breakfast is set.
- You’re amazing.

Thank you.

Go me, okay.

Cool.

- Good morning.
- How are you doing?

- Another day.
- What’s wrong?

Morning.

- Hello.
- How’s it going?

How are you feeling?

Ready for activities.

It’s tough.
Your job is tough.

You deal with a lot of
personalities, motivation.

But, I mean...

- It has it’s rewards.
- It does, yeah.

It definitely does.

Do you want a cup of tea?

- No, thanks.
- So English.

- Where are you from? Australia?
- Yeah.

I don’t live there much, though.

- No?
- No.

I went to school in Bali.

- And then I moved to Canada.
- That’s ----ing cool.

Yeah, it was weird.

I went to an international
school with my little brother

for, like, my high school.

Growing up
there was definitely weird.

Like, you’re clubbing when
you’re like 12 years old.

Like, I got all my tattoos
when I was like 15.

There’s no rules whatsoever.

Was it, like, real
school, or like...

Yeah, it was
an international school.

Did you say was it like huts?

When you mix all
of that together,

like, of course, I was
a troublemaker as a kid.

I was like a
every parent’s nightmare.

I need to speed up.

I don’t want to get shanked.

I’m hungry.

Christian, we’re towing down
inflatables now.

Get these toys inflated
as quickly as possible.

Copy.

, I need my radio.

I’m going to start running
some plates out now.

Yeah, cherry tomatoes
bacon and rosti.

- Cool.
- Take this to the stern.

Potato rosti.

Christian, I’m going
to throw the chair

because it won’t fit
down the stairs.

V, can you
run breakfast plates out?

Copy.

Okay, you ready?

Maybe catch it.

Oh, wow, this looks so good.

Ah!

I need water.

This is so delishy!

I’m back, baby.
How’s the trash in there?

Full.

I have a little bag if you
want to chuck trash in there.

Love to.

Look how much quicker
we’re getting through cabins.

We really are.

- Let’s launch this jet ski.
- Yeah.

It’s time for some swimming.

All right, coming up, guys.

Get my ’kini on.

Keep it parallel
to the boat, yeah?

Good job.

Well done, bro.

Does anyone want anything?

An espresso martini,
but with tequila.

Yeah.

Okay, unhook the straps.

Are you taking it on?

- No, no.
- No, no, unhook.

- Ah!
- Wow.

See, that’s why I said
wear a helmet.

Ah!

Okay, coming up.

Espresso mart with a tequila.

Tequila is always a better idea.

I’ve never done that before.

I’ve never been on jet ski.

- ...in the bow?
- Yeah.

Tess, Tess, if you can

attach a rope to
the nautibuoys

so they can pull themselves
on the platform.

Copy. Which one did
you want me to use?

Just a black line
that’s in there.

The ones that we use for
tying the platforms together.

Copy.

Oh, my God.

Um...

- Why is that guy on the
- ---ing jet ski?

I reckon one of our deckhands
is heading to town over there.

How did that happen?

This guy’s floating away.

He’s stuck out there.
My man, he’s stuck.

The current’s going that way,
so he’s pushing him away.

We got a deckhand
floating away on a jet ski.

What are you going
to do about that, Nathan?

me twice.

Having my own team member float
away on a ----ing jet ski?

That’s a whole new ball game.

- Christian!
- Christian, Christian.

Christian, Christian.

Christian, wait.
Wait for me.

Oh my God.

I tried motivating them
and teaching them,

but they’re just dead weight.

I’m at a dead end, and I don't
know what to do about it.

I’m ready for the jet ski.

We may not get the jet ski.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

Eight course dinner.

Crème brulee last course.

We have a request.

- We’ll have a little chicken.
- Are you ----ing mental?

No, they’ve been drinking.

Why don’t you
just put your feet.

No!

- Tessa, faster.
- Talk to me, Nathan.

Focus on your thing.
Don’t watch my thing.

Do the line.

you, bro.

Tell me you again,
and you’ll see what happens.

Are you ----ing serious?

The deck team is total chaos.

This is your call, Nathan.

Who are you going
to let go?