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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Oh, I can’t wait to see Sandy.

Coming back to Barcelona feels like I’m coming home.

Nathan’s coming back as bosun.

He didn’t even tell me.

Hello, Captain.

I got food poisoning.

If Nathan isn’t here, I don’t have my bosun.

I don’t know what we’re gonna do.

We’re missing a bosun.

- Just go like - ---ing like a bull.

This is important.

Yeah, yeah, that’s what I'm doing.

We’re in the same position, mate.

You’re a freaking deckhand as well.

You didn’t do here?

Looking at the experience, you’ll be my second stew.

You’ll be the third stew.

I haven’t done too much laundry.

So you’ve got to learn quite quickly.

I do not want my standards to drop.

I need to make my mama proud.

Oh, sh--.

I used to work in kitchens where we didn’t have music.

We, as clowns, are just vessels

in search of creative outlets.

Nathan!

I thought I was gonna have 24 hours on the boat,

figure out where things are.

But I barely even know who my team is.

We’ve guests coming in, like, two and a half hours.

The primary Karl renowned in the world of web startups.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Deck team, can you put the whips out?

Go back.

Max...

I don’t know what they’re doing, to be honest.

One guy’s swimming.

Hey, go back.

This is an absolute sh-- show.

This is overwhelming.

---ing sh---.

Control the drop.

Too swelly.

Careful. Sorry.

Oh,.

God damnit.

Take the davo. Come hold the waverunner.

What are they ----ing up to?

Just going to...

Nate’s in love again.

It’s too swelly.

- Get a belt. - Yeah.

Oh, mate.

Ready-o.

And that was your dinner’s entertainment.

Woo!

, man,’s sakes.

First day. First time on the crane.

I’m up here smashing nav lights.

Soon as we drop anchor, man,

everything’s gone tits up.

me, like...

Oh, Jesus.

When did you guys want to start the first course?

Let’s start it now.

Josh, we can get going with course one.

Copy.

me.

I’m the only one with the purse.

Can I see what you have in your purse now?

- If you want to see. - I can see?

Oh, my God, I wish this was me.

Oh.

Yeah. Goodness.

Put it all on here.

That’s a wallet. Passports.

- Oh, wait, what is this? - Tampon.

Bro.

Wow. I’m so on point today.

What is going on?

And gold.

What’s that?

- Tampons and gold. - I told you, bro.

That’s Davinci, right there.

Okay, I’m ready for you guys.

It’d be good if you were here.

Sorry, I’m coming.

All good. Let’s rock and roll.

Girls, girls. Can you please help me run plates?

Coming.

- It’s cold in here. - Cold?

The plate’s super cold.

It’s just freaking me out a little bit.

You’ve got this.

As I’m going into this first dinner,

there’s a lot of pressure.

Start taking these, keep it flat.

Every single element has to be perfect.

Wait, my plating got messed up.

Yeah, just keep it flat.

V, are you coming?

I’m starting to feel like Black Sabbath.

I’m getting paranoid.

Thank you so much.

We’ve got Spanish prawns, passion fruit,

caviar, orange vinaigrette.

- Enjoy, guys. - Thank you.

Thank you.

This is amazing.

Mmm, it is.

Man, today was sh--.

Today was disgusting.

- Are the seabobs inside? - Yes.

When you put them in, you need to charge them, you know?

Okay, good.

How many seabobs do we have, two?

Look at this.

Wow.

That really makes your head look a different shape.

You look better without the hat.

Yes.

In other words, I look like sh-- right now.

Thank you.

There’s such an odd combination of people.

Like Carl’s just a chiller.

Davinci is like super eccentric, pretty quirky.

And then there’s this hot couple.

Where do you come from?

You look like in the 1950s.

That’s a character.

Yeah, you look like a character.

Yeah, it looks pretty gangster.

Maybe that’s the message of Bitcoin.

Bitcoin brings people together.

How’s the first course?

- Very good. - Nice.

I just want to say it just needed to get down quicker.

When it’s swinging, that’s when you go fast.

Get it low.

Well, yeah, get it in fast. Drop it in.

You’ve only been on the boat 12 hours.

Yeah, exactly.

Nathan and Tess boarded two hours before the charter began.

As a new bosun, he doesn’t know the boat.

He doesn’t know the crew. And that’s a setback.

But I will support Nathan,

and he will become excellent at his craft.

I have all the faith in him.

This is your first charter.

We’re going to find our way together.

- Right, cap. Thanks. - Yeah.

Oh, this is a bit messy.

Bring the caddy with you so it’s not just out in the hallway.

Don’t forget to just organize all this stuff.

Any clothes that are out, fold them.

Just put them neatly on the side.

Got it.

I haven’t had a lot of, like, high-end service experience.

But I think work ethic speaks volumes.

- Yeah. - Oh, sh--.

No, no, no, no.

- You’ve broken it. - Oh, no.

I think my work ethic has definitely come

from having my parents as a model.

They’re from Cuba.

And they both grew up really poor.

My dad, when he was growing up,

like, there was times where they couldn’t

pay the electricity bill.

They couldn’t pay the water bill.

But my dad worked his ass off.

And now he is the CEO of his own engineering firm.

So you’re never going to say, V has a sh-- work ethic.

What the?

Um, me.

Kizzi, Kizzi, can you please help me grab plates?

- Copy. - All right, guys.

Just got to put chicken on, and then we’ll go ahead.

- Let’s go here. - Okay.

So the jet skis tomorrow again, right?

All you think about is jet skis.

On jet skis, I feel alive.

Especially pushing it so hard

that it feels like I’m about to fall and die.

Fresh fregola, tomatoes, oregano, cooked down

so it comes together almost like a risotto.

And chicken with pine nut.

- Thank you. - Thank you, guys.

- Very good. - Love it.

Yeah, they feed us very well.

Do you remember what you’re going to do in the morning?

- Um... - Get the laundry turning over.

Then set the table.

Okay.

It’s all right.

- How are you? - Good. Getting there.

- I’m impressed. - Thank you, captain.

How was the main, you guys?

- It was very good. - Yeah.

We’re starting to reach our limits.

Then we just have dessert.

- What’s dessert? - It’s tiramisu.

- Oh, no. - What?

I don’t like tiramisu.

You don’t like it?

I can’t stand it.

Do you want something else for you?

Sure. Ice cream, whatever, it doesn’t matter.

Okay. Cool. Good to know.

You?

Josh, Da Vinci’s said I can’t stand tiramisu.

Got another dessert. It’s a raspberry mousse.

This is why I never get comfortable, see?

Because the guests, they want to do their own thing,

and all of a sudden, the shoes dropped,

and now we don’t like tiramisu.

Should I ask him if he wants it?

No, just serve it to him.

If he doesn’t like it, then he can have a sorbet.

Lucky for him, I have another dessert prepared

because I’m organized. I’m ready.

But who doesn’t like tiramisu?

These ----ing robot guests.

Just lighten up, will you?

All right, let’s go with tiramisu now.

- Yes! - Wow.

- I am so happy. - Thank you.

Tiramisu.

Well, what’s this?

Raspberry and chocolate mousse.

Okay, let me try it.

- Thank you for today, guys. - Thank you.

- I’ll see you tomorrow. - Thank you so much.

- That’s so good. - It is very good.

- You’re all right, babe? - Yeah, I’m good, babe.

Good, babe.

Do you mind me calling you babe?

No, I love it. I love a pet name.

I’m a massive flirt.

But also, I don’t want you to, like,

come knocking at my door with a knife and be like,

I want to wear your skin.

Do you know? Like, not that kind of obsession.

I have a really big fear of being murdered.

I always have.

I want princess treatment.

You’ve already got a really great name.

- Yeah. - Kiz!

Kizzi!

- See you guys in the morning. - We’ll go down also.

- That was a good dinner, though. - It was really good.

Amazing chef.

- Going to bed, good night. - We can go here.

Kizzi, Kizzi.

We can clear everything from sun deck.

- Buenos noches. - Good night, babe.

Late night, hey?

All the guests are in bed now.

- Are you good if I go down? - Yeah.

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

This is the radar.

And just log the time, latitude and longitude.

So am I stuck up here from 12 to 3 or happy to do odd jobs?

I’m going to leave you a jobs list.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- Good night. - Good night.

See you.

Right, right. I got to sleep.

Yeah, yeah, let’s go.

Do a bump.

Oh, sorry.

- Hey, Tess. - Hello.

Go to bed.

This is the job list.

- The top is what I’ve done. - Okay.

So that’s just you now.

- Good night. Enjoy. - Sleep tight.

I don’t understand, why isn’t it working?

Bro, what the, man?

What did you do?

How are you going?

Um, I can’t get the dryer to, like, get the load going.

It just, like, even though I load it, it won’t start drying.

Okay.

My first season in yachting, I was on a boat

with a really misogynistic, prick of a captain.

No matter what I did, I couldn’t do it right,

and that came to a head when I just said,

"Oh, I’m ----ing quitting,"

and I said, "You must have a tiny cock

"to treat women the way you treat them.

you."

Bla bla, ran out of there and never came back.

Just remember to empty these,

because the sensor is sensing that it’s full of fluff.

Oh.

I’m trying to be a bit more of a gentle leader,

because I don’t want to get to the point where V tells me

I’ve got a tiny cock, and then she storms off the boat.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Yeah. - Cool.

Thank you.

Oh.

Bro, you didn’t rinse the deck, you didn’t do the windows,

you didn’t do the setup.

What did you do, like, all this time?

How are you going today?

Yeah, doing good.

- Yesterday was ----ed. - It was ----ed.

- Yeah. - It was hectic.

Yeah.

It was like upside down. I didn’t know where to look.

- Here we go. - I know.

What’s cracking, Frenchman?

Come, come. We need to talk.

What did you say to Christian to organize on the morning?

I left him a jobs list.

I do all the details to organize, tidy up.

- Yeah, the windows. - Yeah.

- Like, rinsing the teak. - Yeah.

Okay, I’ve done that already. I was rinsing here.

Jesus Christ.

You got up and none of this was done?

No.

I’m going to give Tessa and Christian a chance

to prove they’re capable of adjusting,

learning and getting on with the job as fast as possible.

But I’m not even ----ing around anymore.

This is actually terrible. This is beyond a joke.

Top ones for Tess.

Chris hasn’t ticked any of it.

Yeah, I tell you something was wrong.

me.

Coming up...

Bro, if you really want to ----ing do it,

you can do it your ----ing self.

Like, you tell me to do this and then do that.

- I mean, just make up your mind. - Don’t speak with me.

You really don’t want to mess with me.

You’re ----ing pushing my buttons, honestly.

- Jeez. - You’re pushing my buttons.

- Push the buttons? - No, honestly.

Can’t make it up, honestly.

Good morning.

Better. Yeah.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

How are you?

You’ve just woken up?

Yeah.

You do smell nice.

- Wow. - Jimmy Chu.

- Jimmy Chu? - Yeah.

Ai...

The guests said that they wanted to walk around the town?

Okay. It’s a beautiful town.

- Yeah. - Have you been?

- Sitges? - No, I haven’t.

Oh, it’s really, really lovely.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Ah!

Morning, Aesha.

Good morning.

Just so you know...

Yeah.

Cool.

I try and just give one option for the cooked option,

- just so you’re not like... - Yeah, definitely.

I reckon I’ll do just poached egg avocado,

because they’re quite healthy.

They’ll like that. Cool.

Hey man. Hello, buddy.

There’s inflatables.

Everything that floats goes in the water.

Okay.

So everything that is here, all that.

Yeah. And anything you can find.

There’s a lot.

I mean, we barely have space.

- We’ve all, we've all the - ---ing sea in the world, bro.

Jeez, it’s not to complain and just do it.

What am I walking into?

Good morning.

So the plan today, later on in the afternoon,

would you want to walk around the town?

- Sure. Sounds great. - Yeah? Okay, cool.

Far too many rags in here as well.

Sorry. I went a little rag happy.

No, no, no, no.

It’s good to have them, but we don’t need that many.

No, definitely not.

I’m not sure if V has like a passion for detail.

But at the same time, this is great for me,

because I now look like a rock star,

like the best ever.

Like, it’s great because I can be like,

oh, V, did that wrong.

No, that sounds horrible.

Ow!

- You okay? - Yeah.

I was being dramatic.

Let’s get some food happening. We’re hungry.

Josh, Josh. How long do you need for breakfast?

I’m ready to go.

Awesome, copy.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can we start organizing the tender for the excursion?

Christian, Tessa, did you copy my last?

Jesus.

After this, we’re going to walk through town.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Starved. - Yeah, I’m also very hungry.

Because in Dubai, it would be already 12 hours later.

Tess, Christian, you need to be on your radios.

Bro, where’s my radio?

This is it.

Oh,. Thanks.

I just need more urgency.

Good morning, guys. So I’ve got the dish of the day,

avocado, poached eggs, and bacon.

Would you guys be down for that?

I would like ham and cheese omelette.

Ham and cheese omelette.

And for me, I want a little bit of avocado and

what’s on the table.

An egg sunny side up.

- And a little bit of nuts. - Fried egg.

I will have the same as her.

Just boiled egg with caviar on top.

Yeah?

Caviar is so good.

Yeah, okay, nice.

Eggs with nuts and hard-boiled eggs with caviar.

It’s not hard to make, but it’s like I've set myself up

and organized myself, and now it’s kind of gone to sh--.

Oh, me.

It’s never ending. Relentless.

It’s essential for me to have my galley in order,

because I used to be a little bit out of control

in my personal life.

I took drugs for many years.

Growing up, the people around me in the town I grew up in,

everyone was kind of doing it.

So at 14, it would be pills on the weekend, cocaine.

But I was taking drugs like at least four or five times a week.

It always comes to a point where I was like,

I’ve been doing this now since I was 14 years old.

Like, is there going to be a time

where I’m ever going to stop?

I just wanted to change.

So I got sober in 2019,

and it’s fun, you know?

Like, you see so many chefs burn themselves out.

I mean, is it better to burn out or is it better to fade away?

So a large plate for an omelette and one small plate, please.

Okay.

Sometimes doing nothing is just very peaceful and nice.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Where’s my ----ing knife?

There’s loads of jellyfish in the water.

You’ll make them very much aware,

we’ll scare the jellyfish off.

Wow, look at this one. Life is incredible.

I want to take one.

Is it not poisonous on the top?

I think it’s just the tenties.

- Yeah. - The tenties.

- What is tenties? - Tenticles.

Okay, where’s the beach?

You want my sunglasses to see better?

- Voila - Oh!

- Oh, yes. - All around me.

Oh, my gosh.

It’s starting to spike me.

- Oh, sh--. No. - I swear.

- No! - I swear.

You dumb.

You’re ----ing joking.

- That ----ing burns. - Go to the captain.

Nathan, Nathan, Nathan.

Who’s got the medical stuff?

- Max needs attention. - Oh my God.

Jesus. me, man.

’s sakes.

---ing hell.

Oh, my God.

Nathan, Nathan, can you go see Max?

He touched a jellyfish and he touched his eyes

and now his eyes are on fire.

- Max? - Yeah.

He’s run into the crew mess.

Burning. I don’t know what to do.

- Max. - What an idiot.

These ----ing people, man.

---ing nuts.

Ouch, ouch.

Why did you touch the fish?

I don’t know.

- I mean... - Yeah.

Okay.

Put fresh water on it in the crew mess.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Did they all ask for ordered stuff?

They asked ham and cheese omelet,

sunny side up eggs and almonds.

Okay.

- And caviar and eggs. - Oh, my God.

Looks a little bit too healthy.

It is very healthy, bro. You will not like it at all.

Ah, ----ing breakfast, man.

Okay, so I’ve got the omelet and the plate of bacon.

Okay.

Oh, God.

stupid.

Here we go.

Amazing.

That’s eggs on eggs. Isn’t that crazy?

I love caviar.

---ing hell.

I wish I had the team last year, you know.

I know.

- Yeah. - Go, go, go, go.

Start setting up. I’m going to start getting more stuff.

Go.

You’ve got to constantly monitor everything they do.

- Yeah, 100%. - Yeah.

Do you want vinegar?

You can’t put vinegar in his ----ing eye.

- Okay. - Jesus.

What did we do in a past life to deserve this?

Oh, I can probably think of many things, you know.

Would you like to go to town, have a walk around?

- Okay, 10 minutes then. - Okay.

See if you follow the breakwall?

Yeah.

That’s the channel you’re going to go in.

When I’m gone, make sure you use V.

And then when we’re coming back, just have the welcome towels.

- Max, Max. - I’m coming back now.

Classic day at work.

What the?

With Christian not knowing what the whips are...

Deck team, can you put the whips out?

Copy.

Yeah.

Nathan’s smashing in that light.

- Oh, careful. - Sorry.

Oh,.

My grandfather was a captain.

My family, we’ve got a catamaran.

So I know how a boat is meant to be run.

And this just feels wrong.

Get a better haircut?

What the is happening?

Okay, Max is going to go with Aesha ashore.

- Are we ready? - Let’s go.

If we go to a beach, it should be empty.

Ew, I don’t want to go on the beach with the poor people.

Disgusting.

- Okay, you guys ready? - Let’s go.

- Yes! - Yay! Let’s go!

V, V, Do you want to pull cutlery,

and bring them up with you?

Copy.

Well, well, well.

Feels good just getting someone else doing the tender.

Wee bit of weight off the shoulders.

- Who’s driving it? - Christian.

He’s done it before. He feels very confident.

Yeah, we’re here.

No, bro. Got to take, like, speed.

Do you want to go do it again?

Yeah, because they don’t going to go in the water.

Get a little bit of speed.

- Can I do it? - No, it’s okay.

- Get straight again. - Wait, hang on.

I didn’t really like it.

I experienced bullying when I was in high school.

So I became really aggressive.

When I feel someone trying to step on me,

my reaction immediately is just, like, on a fight mode.

And Max is pretty demeaning.

That triggers me.

- Yeah, leave it there. - Yeah, yeah, we’re coming.

Welcome to Spain. Yeah!

Do you know the best places to go?

- No. - No, okay.

But we’re going to find out together.

- Vaminos. - Vaminos.

Look at that.

Wow.

What is that?

I don’t know, but I think he’s, like,

an Olympic medal winner.

Let’s go find our own things.

- Want to talk plates? - Let’s do it.

Fork, spoon for that.

I’m buzzing for tomorrow night.

I want to dance.

Do you want me to turn it on?

Do you want me to turn it on?

- What, the charm? - The charm.

- Go for it. - I will turn it on.

- Yeah. - Guarantee you.

- Yeah. - I’ll be up there.

All right, I’ll see it... I believe it when I see it.

But I’m against the Colombian and the Frenchman.

Yeah, starts not looking good for you.

- That’s not really fair, is it? - No, it’s not.

When I’m single, I just feel free

to act however I want to act.

This one time, I was on a date with a guy,

and I slept with him.

And then I found out he’s in a cult.

Oh, I don’t want to say everything in case he comes

and murders me or something, but I don’t think he will.

Me and you’re going to have a problem, me and you, you know?

I thought this from the start.

Wait until the night out. You’re in for it.

I’ll get my fists out.

Bare knuckle.

Yeah.

Davinci, this shop, it’s local handmade shirts and things.

Okay, fine.

They don’t have Gucci, Louis Vuitton.

- Potatoes, ----ing potatoes, - ---ing potatoes.

Hey girls, I have a question.

Yeah.

Oh, no!

I don’t want to say anything.

Tell me. I won’t tell.

Just like a little kiss. Like, mwah.

I feel like Max would kiss better.

- Oh, because he’s French. - Max would be so passionate.

Yeah.

He’s got the background.

He’d be like, I'm going to hypnotize you.

- Yeah. - Oh, ho, ho, ho.

I’ve been out of the game for so long.

I think I’m sh-- now. It used to be good.

What the?

Christian, Christian.

We’ve just arrived back at the beach.

So we’re ready to pick up when you are.

Okay, I’m going to go now.

Oh, boy.

He should be coming soon.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

So, we attached this...

Sh--.

Oh.

Where’s the tender?

I’ve told them that we want them,

so they should be leaving soon.

But I don’t see the tender.

Okay. Christian, you can start to come to the beach.

- This guy’s lost. -.

Christian. Christian.

---ing damn it!

Are you going to make your way to the beach?

I don’t know what the hold up is.

I do not understand what they’re doing.

Jesus.

Ah, yes, just two minutes, and I’ll be there.

What did he say?

He’s slow. He’s a snail, bro.

I don’t understand why you are stupid like this.

Just do the thing we are asking you to.

- Just go. - Just come.

Yeah.

- Let’s go. - Yeah, let’s go.

Vamos.

This guy’s ----ing slow.

We’re in yachting.

Yes, thank you.

Ah, voilà, merci, sister. Thank you.

The number one thing is a sense of urgency.

That’s going to drive Nathan crazy, too.

Yeah.

Christian’s so slow.

And Nathan is more than capable of running the deck team.

You’re only as good as the worst person.

You can come in as a reinforcer.

I might run for lead deckhand, you know? So.

Yeah.

For me, you know?

Okay, I’m here.

- Okay, then. - Yay!

- The boat is here. - It’s here.

- Let’s go. - Let’s go home.

- Okay, than. - Let’s go.

- How’s it going? - Good.

We’ve already got some little welcome cocktails,

some mocktails.

Once they’re here, I'll get them to clean up.

- Sorry, are you talking to me? - Yeah.

Once Aesha and Max come, I’ll get them to clean up.

- Wait, what? - off.

Can you repeat that 12 more times?

V, you ready?

Yeah.

Yay!

That was amazing. I’m going to get changed.

- Okay. - Hello, welcome back.

This is a virgin pina colada.

- Cool little village, right? - So cute.

Yeah.

Christian, go down.

Max, get into your wets, because you’ll do the jet skis

- when we lift them. - Okay.

- Are the jet skis full? - Are the jet skis full?

Yeah.

Um, I don’t know.

No, when I check, it was half tank.

Yeah, so top it up.

Okay.

What the is happening here?

Tessa, she’s just like a little judgmental ghost.

She doesn’t speak, she just goes around,

like judging everything, judging you.

She doesn’t work.

I’ve preached every time they come in,

check and refuel, but they’re coming in,

and they’re not being checked.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

She just stands around,

she, I forget where she is half the time.

You don’t, I put it on the side.

- No, no, it’s good. - Okay.

- Did someone just fart? - I didn’t.

Nice.

How’ve you been, are you coping mentally?

Yeah, I’m tired, but I'm good.

Ew.

I washed it, and it still smells.

I’m hungry.

Kizzi, if you want to come help with service now,

that’d be great.

Copy, I’m on my way.

Josh, we’re ready for the first course.

You can go ahead.

Just ready on the starter.

Copy, I’m coming down now.

These guests are quite tough.

They’re open to what I'm doing,

but I also know that they’re a bit fussy

in what they like.

So we just have tiramisu.

I don’t like tiramisu. I can’t stand it.

So I’ve got avocado and poached eggs and bacon.

I would like ham and cheese omelet.

- And a little bit of nuts. - Fried egg.

Just boiled egg with caviar on top.

I don’t need ----ing guests who are trying to stump me.

I just want to serve you good food,

and you’ll be happy, I’ll be happy,

and we can all live happily ever after.

As soon as the scallops are on, grab it and go.

- Okay. - Keep it flat.

- Oh, my God. - I love scallops.

So for starter we’ve got scallops,

we have cauliflower puree,

toasted flaked almond, grape, caper pasty, crumb.

- Mmm. - So good.

- Enjoy, guys. - Thank you.

It’s, like, bursting in my mouth right now.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

It’s going to be a hard season, I think.

No, it’s not. You’re just learning the ropes.

It’s the crew.

I just don’t have time to train them.

- You have to. - Yeah.

She’s having a serious conversation with him?

Yeah.

I tend to lose my sh-- very easily.

Yeah, same.

Like today, I’ve been in that cracking point a couple times,

but I’m just like, it's okay. It’s okay.

How about I just chill?

- They need clear directions. - Yeah.

Even if you write it down.

This is our first charter. They will get in a routine.

Yeah.

No, I did, but then they turn off the room lights.

One out of nine.

Bless you.

But I’m shocked.

Wow.

What kind of sneezing is that?

Hello.

Girls, girls.

Can you please come to run?

On our way.

Okay, go guys.

This one has got to really be kept flat,

because it’s saucy.

Saucy.

Nice and flat, guys.

Oh, it’s so hot.

Thank you. Oh my gosh.

- Wow. - Oh, very nice.

We have beluga lentils.

Some cherry tomatoes, citrusy,

tarragon flavors in there, too.

Some sturgeon.

The turbot has been steamed and some caviar on top.

You are amazing. You’re such a good chef.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

Cheers, guys.

I ----ing wish I could cook this good.

Like, ah, you know?

- How’s dinner? - 12 out of 10.

Oh, I love that.

He’s so hard on himself.

He’s a perfectionist. That’s why he's amazing.

Yeah.

Josh, Josh, the guests said that it’s a 12 out of 10.

Absolutely unbelievable.

Happy! Happy!

Happy!

Thank you so much.

- V, you can knock off. - Okay. I’m going to bed.

, my feet hurt.

I’m not used to standing up so ----ing long.

Yeah, I say this to Christian.

We have the same struggle every day.

I see a fight brewing with you two.

---ing coming.

- Hi, guys. - What time is it guys?

- Is it 11? - Yeah, off you go, bro.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah.

So be up by 6:30, so let’s get up at 6:10.

Did you say you could see a fight brewing?

Christian and friggin’ Max.

Yeah, I’m going to watch tomorrow and observe.

- ----ing hefty. - Yeah.

That’s a big ass beetle.

Wow, that is big.

I would give you five dollars if you eat it.

Five dollars? Who do you think I am?

- Good night, adios! - Good night, see you tomorrow!

- Well, that was a good one. - I’m gonna go sleep also.

- They’re happy. - Yes.

- Very. - Good.

- Good night, babe. - Good night.

- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow, yeah.

You’re such a slut.

You go, oh, camera, look at my tits.

Bro, you come saying I’m a slut.

I didn’t talk to you. I was drinking my milk in peace.

I love biceps. Biceps and shoulders.

You’ve got a massive ass, too.

Oh la la, that’s crazy.

Oh, God. You love it.

- Bye, bye, bye. - You love it.

Tessa, Tessa, Nathan. I’m gonna go down now,

but there’s a job list on the bridge

if you can tell Chris.

No worries, good night.

Whatever.

You still going, you mad bastard?

Nearly done, mate. I just ----ing...

- Need a hand? - No, it’s all good, brother.

- You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How’s your day been there, man?

Couple of deck teams just need to...

Yeah.

Switch on to it a wee bit, but...

Max is flying.

All the way up, bro.

So my first sex, I was 13.

I was actually 13 as well.

- I swear to ----ing-- - Are you serious?

I swear to God.

- I was 18. - 18?

I was late. I was late.

I was 150% late bloomer.

I remember everyone was like 15 and 16.

Kissing girls, having girlfriends.

And I was like the only one in my group who...

nothing.

So I made up this girlfriend.

Her name was Alejandra.

I used to say that she was from like

the neighborhood next to mine.

That we had like a date going to the movies

or we were making out.

Because in my teens, I wasn’t like,

really good with the ladies.

At all.

She has a lot of energy.

Yeah, I love that girl.

Just wanted to return your Facetime,

so you know that I’m alive.

And then I’ve got a really great crew.

So we’ve got an Irish, me,

Josh is, like, Midlands.

Just want to everyone. Everyone is so sexy.

I have to keep it professional.

Save it for the night out.

You mad bastard.

Everything is going to be red.

Coming up...

Christian, when I ask you to put away the ropes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Just pull, just pull. - I’m pulling, bro.

- No, you’re not pulling. - I’m ----ing pulling.

Are we secure in the slip?

- Jesus Christ, boys. - ----ing...

Beautiful morning.

Does that look ugly?

- Good morning. - Good morning, Captain.

- How’s your eye? - Huh?

- How’s the jellyfish sting? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

Kind of forgot already.

- It looks better. - Yeah.

How’s things on deck, all good?

Yeah, all good.

This is perfect.

Just remember you need to put out little bowls of jams.

Oh, my God.

You’re doing things!

I feel so relieved that she’s getting it.

I really do believe that we’re gonna get

better and better each charter.

Well, I’d bloody hope so.

- Well done. - Thanks!

Hey, Cap.

We’re hauling anchor at nine.

Nice work last night not taking out the navlight.

Thanks, Captain.

Good morning.

- What a perfect setting. - Yeah.

- Max. - Yeah, man.

So he didn’t bring out the lines and fenders last night.

- This is the job list here. - Okay.

That’s just you now.

So we’re gonna have to do it on transit.

Can you bring in the fenders on the starboard side?

Okay.

You can start hauling the anchor.

Copy.

- Morning. - Morning.

Dish of the day is eggs benedict.

Very good. Thank you.

Anchor at the waterline.

Thank you very much.

- There we go. - Thanks.

Oh, the eggs benedict is good.

- Good morning. - Yes.

The only job that I left Christian last night,

he didn’t do. It’s unbelievable.

- Okay. - Did he do a poop?

Yeah, we got a little poopstain.

- Aw. - Yeah.

Good for him.

Nathan.

We are mere hours away from our first cold beer.

I can’t wait.

That’s beer, by the way.

Are we there yet?

- You can get into your whites. - Yeah, on the way.

You’re going to be in charge of the bow.

When the stern’s secure, you’ll take up.

- Yeah, okay, okay. - Okay.

Tessa, can you flake the other line

on the swim platform, please?

Sweating.

Ooh. Too bad we have to go.

Let’s do it.

40 meters until the closest ground lines.

Moving to the port wing.

Man, in the 35 meters that I’ve done before,

he’s just like, stay, boom, boom, boom.

25 meters and closing.

But that’s why if you don’t know something,

it’s better to repeat.

Normally, information we are giving to each other,

you have to repeat.

I need you not talking on the bow and paying attention.

Thank you.

15 and holding until the ground lines port side.

I need you to line me up with the slip.

I got the port side, I can see that.

If you keep coming back at that angle,

and then swing, there will be a lane.

Can you swing it to port, please?

Yeah. Wait, how do you do it?

Keep holding it down and swing it as far as you can that way.

Yeah.

Okay, so you see now you can get through this?

Yeah.

Okay, Captain, you can come astern.

- Hold on. Nathan? - Wait.

Oh, my God.

I need distances.

We’re still trying to dock?

I just need directions.

I need Nathan to be more concise and actually talk to me.

Be consistent with distances, consistent with location.

When a bosun’s quiet,

I don’t know what's happening back there.

We’re now square.

Oh sh--.

Just chuck it.

Look, there’s a whole bunch of people just watching us dock.

Like they’ve never seen a yacht dock before.

Oh, nice throw.

Can you throw this one?

Come on. It’s not that far away.

Okay, take it up, take it up.

Take up on the ground lines.

Do you want me to keep going on the ground line?

All right, go, go, go, go.

Take, take, take.

Keep taking up on the ground lines.

All right, lads, let me know when the tension is good

on the ground lines.

We lost tension here.

Yeah, but we will block it here.

I’m trying to teach something to Christian and you feel that

there’s nothing happening on his brain.

- Pick up at your end. - Yeah, I know, go.

Chop, chop. We need to move faster.

Okay, I’m going to let it go, yeah?

Take the slack. Put it on the drum.

Christian, when I ask you to put away the ropes...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jesus Christ, boys.

- Just pull, just pull. - I’m pulling, I'm pulling, bro.

- No, you’re not pulling. - I’m ----ing pulling.

Are we secure in the slip?

Just ----ing....

Deck crew, deck crew, are we secure in the slip?

Just pull, just pull.

- I’m pulling, bro! - No, you’re not pulling.

I’m ----ing pulling.

Right, that’s it.

Now you put it on the drum.

All good on the ground lines.

But check the tension as well.

And you two, no sitting like that

when I’m coming into a port.

Yeah, no talking.

I was like watching behind me.

No, you were not. Pay attention to the boat.

Understood?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So that’s the last time I’ll say that.

Today’s docking was complete chaos.

Christian has no idea what he’s doing.

While Tessa, I don’t know where she is

because she really doesn’t talk.

We look like amateurs because we are.

All crew, all crew, we have 20 minutes

to get in our whites for guest departure.

All crew, all crew, let’s meet on the dock.

Copy.

So let’s get a straight line.

When we say goodbye to guests, take your sunglasses off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here they come, guys.

- Bye. - Thank you so much.

It was amazing to meet you guys.

Bye!

- Amazing food, man. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you. - It was a pleasure.

You too.

This was the best charter I ever had.

It’s because of you guys.

- Thank you. - You guys deserve this.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Take care. - Bye.

See you.

All right, everybody out of their whites

and into the reds, we’ll meet in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

Yeah.

We ----ing did it!

Take this off.

I’m ----ing sweating.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I was watching some videos last night and it’s quite good.

Were you watching videos when you’re on night shift

instead of bringing out the lines and the fenders?

Um...

Chris, four sausage fenders.

I’m ----ing sorry. I didn’t see that.

Oops.

You always have to check, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge.

On my way.

We need to put the stop line.

Have a seat.

Here’s what I need from you.

The docking? I’m coming in. I can’t see.

I should technically be able to drive this boat from here,

- just listening to you. - Okay.

You know, yeah, take all the tensions, please.

- All of it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, from here. This one.

Oh, right. Sh--.

Wait, then I’ll just... hang on.

Done with charter.

Yes, no going back now.

We’re in it, baby.

All crew, all crew, meet me in the main salon

for our very first tip meeting.

Woo hoo hoo!

Hi, everybody.

Hello, Captain.

First of all, I’m so happy you’re back with me.

Thank you.

The turnaround time you had to get this interior in shape,

you rallied your team.

- Interior, awesome job. - Thank you.

Josh, they were ecstatic about your food,

and I’m blown away.

Thank you, Captain.

Just do another eight more.

Nathan. It’s a big job to be handed.

- Yeah. - But we came off the dock.

We didn’t damage the boat.

- Damaged nav light, though. - You learned your lesson.

You pay attention. We’ll get through this together.

Yep.

Now, for the tip money...

30,000 euros.

- Ooh! - What?

2,727 each.

That’s huge!

Woo!

We’re just going to keep going up.

So, let’s turn the boat around.

Enjoy your evening. Thank you.

All right, guys.

- We’ll start a wash-down. - Nice.

Guys want to go to Sandy’s cabin?

I’d finally mastered putting a duvet on.

Good.

I ----ing hate it, still.

Can you put back the hose on the sun deck?

Bro, that hose was under the jacuzzi?

No, it was actually here.

- So I put it there. - Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, here.

Okay, now, can you put back the covers on here

and the hose?

Why’s the hose still here?

- Why’s the hose? - I’m gonna do it, bro.

I’ll tell you, just put the hose back.

Whatever. Don’t worry. I'll do it.

Do it now. I’ll continue on that.

Man, all this part was ----ed up.

That’s why I'm continuing to do this.

That’s why I’m continuing to do it.

- But it’s dry. - Yeah, I’m on it.

Bro, if you really want to ----ing do it,

you can do it your ----ing self.

You tell me to do this and then do that.

- Just make up your mind. - Don’t speak with me.

The hell this guy.

You keep coming at me?

But I’m Colombian, mate.

You don’t want to mess with me.

You really don’t want to mess with me.

This guy doesn’t respect me.

Bro, you don’t know who you are coming across, okay?

I’m more loco than you, okay?

Thank you for your service.

Bro, you’re ----ing pushing my buttons, honestly.

Jeez.

- No, you’re pushing my buttons. - Push the buttons?

Honestly, don’t do that. You don’t ----ing know me.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

Hi, Jack.

I have 40 pairs of shoes with me.

Guests like these, they’re very specific with what they like.

Thank you.

I’m so sorry.

This guy’s floating away.

He’s stuck out there. My man is stuck.

We’ve got a deckhand floating away on a jet ski.

I’m at a dead end.

This is your call, Nathan.