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Rahus! Fighting!

Teacher, could you please be quiet? You're distracting me.

What's going on?

On your marks, get set...

Hey!

How are we going to walk without hugging me?

(Whistle blows)

Come here.

Faster! Come on, faster!

Do you want to walk like this? That’s not gonna work!

Cheer! Cheer!

What's the chocolate?

Chocolate, what? Red's already gone far away. Blue’s still moving too.

Oh, are you jealous? Just admit it. Red's already gone far away. Blue’s still moving too.

Oh, are you jealous? Just admit it. Stop! Stop! Orange! Why are you walking like an old person again?

Yeah, well, whatever I feel is my problem! Stop! Stop! Orange! Why are you walking like an old person again?

Use the third leg to run!

Well, athletes need dark chocolate, right?

Just a little extra motivation.

You're the only one in the team! aren't you?

Why are you yelling at the teacher?

She’s pregnant!

Huh? Pregnant with who?

Ow!

Hey... ow!

ow!

I asked, who’s she pregnant with?

With her husband, duh.

But soon, you'll be pregnant with me. Get up!

Come on, get up.

Up! Up!

Fast! Fast! Fast! Fast!

Hero Pop Hero Pop Hero Pop.

Focus on winning first.

Hug me!

Go Orange!

(Crowd cheers)

Hero Pop Hero Pop Hero Pop.

(Crowd cheers)

Woohoo!

Yay!

Hey, aren’t you happy?

You’re not even smiling!

I got us first place!

You’re still upset?

Please, teacher has her own husband already.

But me? I’m all yours.

Smile for me!

There you go, cute!

I'll buy you a gift when I go to America.

What do you want?

Who’s going to America?

I promised Seal, my brother, I’d go to America.

Ouch, hey!

Careful!

What's wrong?

You're not well thinking,

there's an outbreak abroad and exams are coming up!

But my brother’s in trouble!

Come on, don’t be mad.

I’ll call you every day, okay?

But you must no flirting with anyone, okay?

Cause you're mine, got it?

Who would I flirt with?

So cute. Guess I’ll give you a reward.

Get out!

Hey, what's wrong?

Why are you blushing? Embarrassed in front of people?

These information here,

try to check it!

Hmm.

So, your job is about fixing the bank account statement?

Just like in mafia series, right?

Is this some shady business?

That’s why I don’t trust anyone except you.

Bro, I don’t know how to do this. I’m still in high school.

I’m not asking you to fix the bank account statement,

Even a high schooler can handle that.

Getting a high school kid to do this?

Aren’t you afraid the company will go under?

By the time anyone knows, I’ll be back in Thailand.

And your university?

Just need to submit the project.

Does Dad know about this?

If I can't handle it, I'll tell him know.

We might have to use our family to get me out of jail.

Why are you risking this when our family is already rich?

If I don’t do it, there will be some trouble.

But let’s keep that to ourselves for now.

Man, this is such a mess. I'm out of here.

Wait, I’ve got money for you.

If you want to study something other than the military.

I think your dad shouldn't support that.

How much are we talking?

Six figures.

Six figures?!

Just manage some sort of the documents.

Just match the numbers?

Yeah, just match the numbers and check the headings.

Well, easy on me.

Oh, I haven’t called Pop yet.

(Open a phone)

Do you have Wi-Fi here?

Give me your phone.

Hey, what are you doing?

Right now, I don’t want you to contact anyone.

I can't risk letting this matter out.

Are you crazy?

I’m just talking to my friends!

Friends or me, who’s more important?

(Sighs)

Do you want the real answer or just to flatter you?

If you want to leave early, finish it up quickly.

(Sighs)

(Sighs)

Hey, hit it! Oh!

Hit it! Oh, yes!

Oh no.

We lost to Korea again.

Annoying.

Oh.

Guys,

I brought this from home.

My dad made this liquor himself.

Answer me,

old geezer,

banana seller!

Ignoring my texts?

(Upset)

(Text message sound)

Hey.

Get up!

My mom just texted me, saying Dad’s liquor is missing.

Take a picture of me and send it to your parents,

tell them the liquor is with me.

I’m leaving.

Hey, wait,

you forgot your bag.

Ugh.

Pop, are you going back home?

Pop, are you staying here tonight?

What's this warm thing?

Oh, no. All over me.

(Chopping sounds)

Are you really my brother?

When did you learn to cook?

Been practice cooking for a year.

It’s gonna be delicious.

I worked hard on this.

Try it.

How is it?

Good, right?

If you like it, finish it all!

When I get back to Thailand, I will cook Thai food for you.

And you won’t join with this dish?

Well, I tasted it while cooking, so I’m full already.

Go ahead, eat up.

(Phone ringing)

Hello.

Hey.

Are you hitting on me?

What? Why are you calling?

Come on, don’t be mad.

My brother’s scared

the FBI, CIA, MI6, and KFC are tapping our phones,

so I couldn’t call you.

Are you crazy?

Who would believe that?

Where are you?

In my room, duh.

Alone, huh?

Secretly jacking off?

Hey, I’m not like you.

Mmm.

Ahhh.

What’s wrong with you?

Ahhh.

You're crazy! People can hear you!

Who’s around?

It’s still morning, are you insane?

So, if I call you at night, you’ll moan for me?

No.

Ah, where are you?

You really shouldn’t have gone shopping, I warned you.

The police will catch you.

What for?

For Poppy.

This is Poppy’s.

This one too,

for Poppy.

Your gift better be as good as the one with the little elephant in the sock!

Hey, how do you know about that?

Did you plant cameras?

Where?

Did you put cameras in here?

Did you put cameras in here?

I know you too well,

so I planted spyware on your phone.

You creep! Are you a criminal?

Hand it over!

Which button can delete?

You can’t delete everything. I’ve backed it all up.

What would uncle Worathee say about this?

(Hangs up)

Your boyfriend is pretty hot.

Mind your business.

Let’s go inside my home.

Hi, my son!

Come here and give mommy a hug.

Wow, it’s been so long!

I missed you, son.

Pop, this is my mom.

Come on!

Oops.

Pop, I will kiss you too.

(Kisses)

Let’s go inside, son.

Kids, the red melons are served!

No thanks, my stomach can’t handle any more.

If I eat somemore, it'll come out of my ears!

Alright,

but I’ll leave it here in case you're hungry.

I won’t disturb you anymore.

Take your time, relax.

You must be lonely without Hero here.

Nah, I’m not lonely.

Your eyes say otherwise.

What?

Come on, I’ll help you.

My mom taught me how to massage.

What?

Turn around.

I'm fine now.

I'm ok, Hero.

Wait, what did you just call me?

Sorry, I called you the wrong name.

You miss him, don’t you?

No.

When did you learn to play the guitar?

I watched “SuckSeed” and thought it looked cool,

so I started playing a guitar.

Do you want to sing? I’ll play guitar for you.

What song?

Pick a song whatever reflects how you feel right now.

(Singing)

This song wasn’t for me.

But remember, as the movie “Love of Siam” said "When there is love, there is always hope.

Hey, are those two dating?

Whoa, my heart almost stopped!

I thought Only was just shipping with Tiger.

You remember, diving on school sport day?

Only ran and hugged Tiger right away.

By the way, how long have Tiger and Pop been friends?

Love triangle.

it's like SuckSeed movie.

What’s that, Sai? Who are you gossiping about?

I’m not gossiping, just sharing stories.

Really?

Are you okay?

Yeah, why wouldn’t I be okay?

Look over there.

So sweet and cute.

You feeling it?

I don’t see the big deal.

Shouldn't we focus on our admission exams instead?

Oh, come on!

I’m trying to get into faculty of Mass Comm, remember?

Instead of taking me home, you brought me to Ratchaburi?

What? It's my car. You can drive back yourself.

Hmm…

Wait, why are you following me?

Well, I’ve been studying for exams, and I tend to fall asleep.

It’d be nice to have someone study with me.

Uh-huh.

Wait a sec,

this isn’t the way to your home.

Did you move?

Yeah, I’m staying with a friend now.

Which friend?

Hey, Pop.

Pop.

Pop.

Pop.

Hmm? Where the hell have you been?

You didn't reply to my messages or answer my calls.

Oh, I'm sorry!

I got you something special.

Come on, let’s go check it out.

I missed you.

You’re gonna love it, I swear.

I’ll give it to you.

What the hell’s been up with you?

I couldn’t get in touch with you for days.

My brother wouldn’t let me talk to anyone.

My brother is acting crazy or something. I'm frustrated too.

I couldn’t sleep, you know that?

And my shirt,

Hero! I was looking everywhere for it!

I’m worried that I won’t be able to sleep, too.

So I took your shirt,

hugged it, smelled it, pretending you were with me.

Do you know what?

Your shirt didn’t work. Cause your shirt isn’t the real you.

I’m not going anywhere again

Or if I do,

you’re coming with me.

Ahem!

Are you back to being my stalker now?

What's wrong? You've been sulking all day.

I’m heartbroken.

When did you fall in love?

Last week.

With who?

Pop.

Then just date me.

Huh?

You ditched me for some fling, got your heart broken,

now you can come back to date me.

Hey, don’t worry.

I won’t hold a grudge. I get it. Guys cheat on their partners all the time.

I’m serious.

So am I.

I really like Pop.

I really like you.

Are you for real?

Of course.

Friend Zone’s about to end.

But… heartbroken because…?

Pop and Hero… there’s something going on.

They just moved in together.

But Pop and Hero are brothers.

Hero’s dad married Pop’s mom.

In 32 December movie, the main actor and actress were siblings too, you know?

Pop had a girlfriend, and so did Hero.

In Brokeback Mountain movie, both of them had wives.

Alright, guess we need a test of love then.

A test? How?

Beware your drive!

Hey, brake!

Did going to America mess up your biking skills or what?

Pop,

here’s your jacket.

Huh? How did it end up with you?

Remember that night?

You got drunk and stayed at my home.

You forgot ito bring your jacket back in morning.

Oh, right. Thanks.

I even washed it and sprayed some cologne on it for you.

Oh, my mom was asking about you.

If you wanna change study spots, you can come study at my place.

It’s cold there, perfect for someone like you.

You won’t have to take off your jacket to sleep.

Hey, why’d you say that?

Let’s head to class.

Why aren’t they jealous?

Maybe they’re not really dating.

(Achoo!)

Sword-fighting class.

Twelve postures.

Step close, lift, thrust. Step close, lift.

Beautiful but fierce.

How’s your heart test going?

Hero’s been quiet.

That means they’re not together.

Really?

Alright, we’re about to have our exams.

I need two volunteers to refresh your memory before the test.

First one, who’s up?

Only! Only! Only!

Okey, Yongchaiyut.

Yongchaiyut, get up!

(Crowd cheering)

(Clapping)

For the second volunteer, any takers?

Rahus! Come here!

Hero! Hero! Hero!

Get ready.

Drop your weapons.

Ready.

Begin!

(Clapping)

Hero!

Hey,

Where do you guys study together?

Huh?

You've slept together before, right?

(Crowd cheering)

Where?

Hey, hey!

Be strong, guys.

You've slept naked together before, right?

Help me, teacher, please help me!

Aargh!

So are you gonna talk or not?

What do you want to hear?

I want the truth. Just tell me.

The truth is, there’s nothing to tell.

Nothing?

I watched the tape again.

It’s not our room. It’s that smug Only's room, isn’t it?

Look.

Hey, wait! Why were you recording me?

I wasn’t.

So what’s going on? Why didn’t you tell me?

Because there’s nothing going on! What do you want me to say?

How many nights were you together?

Can you stop being dramatic?

Dramatic?

I’ve been in the States, totally in the dark. How about a little empathy?

And what about you?

You never answered my texts or calls.

How am I supposed to know you’re not off doing something with someone else?

Hey, that’s my brother!

I’m your brother too.

Are you insulting me?

You disrespected me first.

Me caring about you is such a problem?

It means you don’t trust me.

Well, maybe we need to clear things up.

Do you think this approach will work?

If opening up doesn’t work, we’ll have to try something else.

(Kiss)

(Camera clicks)

Your brother!

Hey, what the hell!

Don’t mind me. Act like I’m not here.

What the hell are you doing here? Get out.

Oh, come on.

I saw all your videos.

Wait a minute!

Why’d you record it and show your brother?

Are you crazy? You psychopath.

Hey, No! He broke SIM card,

so I had to use his phone.

Turns out he secretly installed spyware.

Can I really trust you?

You’re just the same.

How many times have you doubted me?

Do whatever you want.

I’m not coming back tonight.

Is this stir-fry Thai basil or some suffering menu?

I just want to eat.

Just eat it. Stop complaining.

Why are you here?

Maybe I wanted to taste your cooking.

Ever since I had it, I can't eat anything else.

Seriously though, what's wrong?

I came to give you the money from work.

Why didn't you just transfer it?

Why come all the way here? It's weird.

You used to cry every time I left.

But now, when I visit, there has to be a reason for everything?

To be honest,

it's all your fault.

What do you mean?

You dragged me to America,

took away my phone,

banned me from using the internet,

recorded me, blackmailed me,

and barged into my room when I was at my lowest.

So, you're blaming me?

Damn right I am.

And what now?

I'm just frustrated.

(message notification sound)

Hey, can I borrow your car keys?

Where are you going?

Just give them to me, quick.

Alright, I'm leaving. I miss him already. Oh, and wash the dishes for me.

(phone rings)

Hello, uncle Vor.

Is that Seal? Why are you answering his phone?

He left it with me by accident.

Why’s he heading to America right now?

I haven’t prepared any documents for this.

Maybe he's skipping school for a trip?

He’ll be attending the military academy soon.

You really think he's that kind of person?

Skipping town before boot camp or looking for a way out to the U.S.?

I'd bet on the latter.

Why would you think that?

You’re closest to him. He didn’t say anything to you?

No, ever since he got a new big brother,

he stopped sharing secrets with me.

Where is he now?

He just stepped out.

Probably heading to the new house where his new big brother is waiting.

Sang, get the car ready.

I taught you how to drive, but you drive off to see him and leave me behind?

Why don't you go wait inside?

The mosquitoes will bite. Who are you waiting for?

Just like the text said.

Text?

Damn!

I left my phone at my brother’s house.

Then just tell me now.

I said I was hungry.

Is that the message? Just three words?

Or do you want me to say something else?

I can give you anything.

You…

Let’s just go eat. I’ll cook for you. Come on.

How could you leave me like that?

Pop

From now on, no matter how much we fight, I’ll never push you away.

And I’ll never let you be alone again.

Understand?

Ok?

Do you know that when you disappear,

I can’t reach you? You just vanish.

I never know if you’re okay or not.

Pop, I'm sorry. It’s just... I get jealous of you.

And when I'm jealous, I act like an idiot.

But I won’t ask about it, okay? I trust you. Is that alright?

How am I supposed to believe you?

Uncle…

Whoa.

Touch him if you dare.

What did you say!

(kicks)

Hero!

Beat me all you want, I don’t care.

But if you hurt Pop, I’ll never see you as my father.

You think I care if you call me father?

I don’t have a son like you.

It's too late to put on a condom.

You little—

Don’t hurt him.

Calm down, they’re still young.

(kicks)

P’San!

Don’t worry about me.

You're just a crazy power-hungry guy.

Do you think you're cool?

Hero.

Do you want to know what a power-hungry guy is like?

Pop.

Does it hurt?

I told you not to hurt him! Hey!

Are you challenging me?

You little—

Hero.

Please don't be too violent, uncle. We're family.

Family?

(kicks)

You guys are siblings.

We're just playing around. It's nothing serious.

Are you crazy, Pop? Don't undermine our love.

Hero!

Stop lying.

You two have girlfriends, right?

And how did that happen?

Pop.

Well, we love each other.

We love each other so much that we don't care about gender,

and we're not ashamed either.

So what do you want?

You little—

(kicks)

Don't get cocky

Hero.

I'll give you a chance to say it again. Say that what happened is not love.

Hero. Stop being stubborn. I was just teasing you.

You're misunderstanding. Don't go and die stupidly like this.

Hero, just shut up.

I'm not shutting up! We love each other, so what are you gonna do about it?

Hero.