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Yeah, honey, Rockridge,
Rockridge, West Virginia.
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Yeah, a little
roadside restaurant.
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No, we're driving on through.
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I'll see you tomorrow, baby.
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Oh, the show was
great, real great.
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Of course I got to
get a new girl singer.
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No, she wasn't bad.
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She was good, too good.
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Some TV producer
saw her and gave
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her a chance for a big spec.
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And I didn't want
to stand in the way.
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So I let her out.
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I'll get somebody else.
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Benny's right here.
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Hi, Kathy.
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Did you hear him?
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Yeah, I love you too, dear.
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What do you mean are
we behaving ourselves?
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Of course we are.
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Oh, get off my lap Mabel.
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It's Rosie's turn.
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You know better-- huh?
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Oh he's kidding.
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All right, sweetie.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Goodbye.
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What are you trying to
do, wreck my married life?
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I didn't want you to stay
on the phone all night.
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You know, I just
thought of somebody
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to replace that girl singer.
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Yeah, who is she?
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Me.
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Not before I eat, huh.
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What's the matter?
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Didn't I do the
Mississippi Mud number.
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Oh, come on.
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(SINGING) When the sun goes
down and the tide goes up,
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gather round
and they all begin to shout.
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Oh, hey, hey, Uncle Dud.
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It's a treat to get your
feet on the Mississippi Mud.
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It's a treat to get your--
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Are you the ham on rye?
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No, I'm the salami under glass.
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Can I have some
potato chips, please.
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You know what, you're kidding
but, you could fill in there.
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You really could fill in there.
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Of course--
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If you want to do
Mississippi Mud, I mean,
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don't throw it away.
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Give it a little bounce.
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(SINGING) Oh when the sun
goes down, the tide goes out--
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All the way.
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Folks gather round and
they all begin to shout.
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Hey, hey, I say that,
Uncle Bud, it's a--
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What's the matter?
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Have you got any potato chips?
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Oh sure, we got
lots of potato chips.
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Well what are you
shaking your head for?
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I was just trying to figure
out what you was doing.
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Figure out?
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I was singing.
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Oh, I figured it was
something like that.
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But I wasn't sure though.
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Just a minute, my good man.
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Do you realize who you
have for a customer
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in this hash house of yours?
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Nope.
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Why this place may become a
shrine when the news gets out.
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You'll put up a sign, Danny
Williams got sick here.
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Danny Williams?
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I thought that would
make you sit up.
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Well, I'm happy to make your
acquaintance, Mr. Williams.
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Him, not me.
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How are you?
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Howdy.
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You mean to tell me you
never heard of Danny Williams
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the famous nightclub
entertainer?
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Oh, saloon worker, huh?
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Sit down.
Sit down.
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Don't mind Benny.
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He's just trying to tell
you that I'm an entertainer.
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Well now, that's a coincidence.
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You know my wife Elsie's
sort of an entertainer.
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Is that so?
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Well she certainly sings
better than what I just heard.
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Well, I don't just sing.
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I make the people laugh.
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Oh, well I can understand
them laughing at your singing
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all right.
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Why you--
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Benny, let him alone.
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What do you care?
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Well he's been bouncing
off about his wife
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being a great singer.
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Well she certainly
sings better than him.
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Well, where I come from
they have a little saying.
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Well say it, boy.
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Put up or shut up.
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Elsie.
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Sing for these
here city fellows.
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Oh, I'm busy in the kitchen.
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I got some hush
puppies a-frying.
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Well let 'em fry.
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I told this fellow
that you could
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sing better than that fellow.
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And this fellow here,
he up and chose me,
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the one with the plucked head.
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So you go ahead and show 'em.
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Oh, I don't want to.
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But I'm mighty proud
that you're proud of me.
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Oh, it ain't pride.
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It's just that I know you can
sing better than they can.
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Now if it had been
a hog contest,
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I'd have brought in Myrtle.
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Myrtle's my prize hog.
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Oh.
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You ready to go, Elsie.
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Let her flicker, Judd.
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(SINGING) Just cause you
think you're so pretty.
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Just cause you
think you're so hot.
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You ain't so hot, boy.
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Just cause you think
you got something
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that nobody else has got.
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You ain't got a doggone thing.
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Now folks said I spent all your
money, said I called you old
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Santa Claus.
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I'm telling you,
Hank, I'm leaving
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you because, just because.
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What do you say,
how about-- how
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about giving that
box another kick
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and singing some more, huh?
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Oh, thank you.
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But I can't do it.
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I got to get back
to my hush puppies.
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Well wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Benny I got a great idea.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Exactly what you're thinking.
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Forget about the
Mississippi Mud.
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How would you like to
sing professionally?
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Yes.
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Oh, you're spoofing me.
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No I'm not.
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I can use you in my
show at the Copacabana.
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Copacabaner?
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I guess you've
never heard of it.
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But take my word for it.
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It's one of the top spots
in the country, real plush,
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inside plumbing and everything.
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Oh well, it tain't that.
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It's just that
Judd needs me here.
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Don't you, Judd?
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Well--
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Well I just couldn't
go running off
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and leave him to run
things by hisself.
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He couldn't get
along without me.
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Could you, Judd?
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Well--
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He could tell hisself that he
needs me, 'ceptin he's bashful.
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I ain't bashful.
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Judd, who'd do the cooking
if I was to go traipsing off?
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Well I reckon I'd have
to hire me somebody.
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Well, would be different
working with a hired girl.
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'Tain't like working
with your own wife.
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Elsie, I ain't never
interfered with anything
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you ever wanted to do.
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And I ain't going to start now.
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Like I said, I'd
hire me somebody.
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Now you do what you want to do.
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I'm pleased to meet you all.
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Hey, but wait a minute.
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Now you know it's
out of the question.
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Well look at all the
money it would take,
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the bus fare to New
York, and the hotel,
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and some fancy
clothes, and well,
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you'd even have to sell Myrtle.
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Sell Myrtle?
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She can't go mister.
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I can't live without that hog.
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My Judd's a great
joker, you know.
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Look, uh-- OK, bye bye.
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Holy Toledo, some agent I got.
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Six days and he still
hasn't come up with an and
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to fill in for the Copa.
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Oh, honey, he'll
find someone for you.
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Yeah, but when?
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Well--
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Howdy, Mr. Williams.
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Hello.
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Elsie, Elsie Hooper, remember?
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Of course I remember.
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Come in.
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Come in, Elsie.
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What on earth are you
doing in New York?
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Well I come to New York to
be a singer like you said.
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Oh?
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Well, dear, this is the
girl from West Virginia
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I was telling you all about.
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My wife, Kathy.
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Well howdy.
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Howdy, I mean hello.
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Why don't you sit down, Elsie.
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Sit down.
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I'm sure glad to see you.
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How on earth did you find me?
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Well, I went to that
Copacabana you told me about.
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And the owner told
me where you lived.
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Oh, you talked to the owner?
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Yeah, he was standing
right out there
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in the front, big tall feller.
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Had on a gorgeous uniform,
gold braid on the shoulders
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and everything.
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Elsie, excuse me for laughing.
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Um, but that wasn't the owner.
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He just works there.
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See, you asked the doorman.
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The doorman?
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Hoo, if'n that was the
doorman, the owner must
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be a ring-tail lollapaloozer.
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I'm surprised that you
came to New York after all.
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Well, I'll tell you Mr.
Williams, after you left I kind
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of got to thinking that
if'n a man didn't need me
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no more than Judd
seemed to need me,
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there wasn't much
point in staying on.
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So I decided to come up
here and sing in your show.
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You sure you want
to do this, Elsie?
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I mean, what's going to
happen to your marriage?
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Oh well, that ain't
your worry, Mr Williams.
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All I want to know
from you is, did
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you really mean what you said
about using me in your act?
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Of course I meant it.
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Well good, then it's a deal.
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Well, got to be finding
myself a place to stay.
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They, I hear, got
pretty good rooms
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up at that boarding
house, the Waldorf Astory.
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Judd must have got a pretty big
price when he sold Myrtle, huh?
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Sell Myrtle?
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Hoo, that'd be the day.
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He'd sooner sell hisself.
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The Waldorf, that's a
pretty fancy place, you know.
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Yeah, I hear tell they
dog it up pretty good
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up there, sheets top
and bottom and all.
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Oh, but I ain't worried.
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I brung over $13 with me.
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Saved up my egg money.
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Elsie, why don't you
stay here with us.
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We'd love to have you.
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Oh now, I couldn't do that.
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I wouldn't want to impose.
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Oh it wouldn't
be an imposition.
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As a matter of fact,
our daughter Terry
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is away at school.
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And you can use her room.
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Gee, that's a great idea
and very sweet of you, dear.
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No argument.
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You're going to stay with us.
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We got sheets top
and bottom here too.
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Well, all right, but I'm
going to pay the first week's
259
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,861
rent in advance now.
260
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,196
Oh, you'll do no such thing.
261
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,330
You're our guest.
262
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,364
Come on, I'll show
you your room.
263
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,766
This way.
264
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,602
Well, you know, that's
mighty nice of you folks.
265
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,871
But I-- now Iook,
I'm a gonna help
266
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:42,609
out with the bread baking and
the mattress airing every day.
267
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,877
This way.
268
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,413
Hoo, would you look
at all them lights.
269
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,983
Must take a heap of electricity
to keep them a burning.
270
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,686
Oh, they call it
the Great White Way.
271
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,355
The lights on Broadway
are on all night.
272
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,926
Well you'd think the last one
to go home would turn them off.
273
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:12,205
Daddy's little girl, Russ,
say good night to everybody.
274
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,140
Good night.
275
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,743
Aw good night,
you two young'uns.
276
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:20,113
You two are cuter than a
couple of bald headed opossums.
277
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,481
You talk funny.
278
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,783
Linda.
279
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,286
Oh, honey, where I come
from you talk funny.
280
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,454
Then I guess we're even.
281
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,289
Here. , Monkey.
282
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,623
Come on.
283
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,125
Good night, Russ.
284
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:32,893
Good night.
285
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,094
Oh I almost forgot.
286
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:34,928
Goodnight, Kathy.
287
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,529
-You certainly did.
-Yes.
288
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,098
Come on Uncle Benny.
289
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,200
There's just time to read a
fairy tale before I go to bed.
290
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,169
Oh now, Rusty, don't
bother Uncle Benny.
291
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,805
Maybe he doesn't feel like
reading a fairy story tonight.
292
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,806
It's no bother.
293
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,007
I read it to him.
294
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,008
Come on.
295
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,184
Aw, they're so cute.
296
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,387
Mrs. Williams, you sure have
got an affectionate family.
297
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,588
Oh, I know.
298
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,991
It's just one continuous
mad love affair.
299
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,660
Gosh, wish my Judd
was more like that.
300
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,797
But he's more the
foot shuffling,
301
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,533
cheek pecking type of lover.
302
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,836
Did you hear from,
Judd this week?
303
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,137
No, I wrote to him.
304
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,006
I told him I was staying
here with you folks
305
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,941
and I give him the address.
306
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,675
Is that all you wrote?
307
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,511
Well it wasn't no
use to write no more.
308
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,180
But after all, he's my husband.
309
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,749
And he's got a right
to know where I am.
310
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:34,154
Well, if he misses me, he
knows where to find me.
311
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:47,968
Don't look like he's
doing much missing though.
312
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,470
Reckon he just don't need me.
313
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh, I'm sure he
needs you, Elsie.
314
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,907
He just doesn't
know how to say it.
315
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,675
Oh, sure he knows
how to say it.
316
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,244
I've heard him say it to Myrtle.
317
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,481
Oh, I don't care.
318
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,283
Hey, you know something?
319
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,418
Hoo, I'm beginning to
feel more at home here
320
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,553
in New York every day.
321
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,055
Oh, good.
322
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,257
Some ways I feel like I just
never left West Virginie.
323
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,558
Oh?
324
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,861
Yeah, especially when I seen
all them people going down
325
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,495
to work in the mines every day.
326
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,499
In the mines?
327
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,767
Yeah, down at the corner.
328
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,902
Down at the corner?
329
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,803
Oh, Elsie, that's the subway.
330
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,543
You know, I thought
they was dressed
331
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,012
a might fancy for digging.
332
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,052
(SINGING) Smile, darn you smile.
333
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,855
You know this old world is
a great world after all.
334
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,858
Hey, smile, darn you smile.
335
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,195
And Lady Luck's
sure to pay a call.
336
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,698
You know, things are never
black as they are painted.
337
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,534
Time for you and joy
to get acquainted.
338
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,803
So make life worthwhile.
339
00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,974
Come on and smile,
darn you, smile.
340
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,910
Here's one that ought
to make you smile.
341
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,013
La da di da da da dum.
342
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:10,117
Will the owner of the car
please, license number 2 9 7 L
343
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:18,858
4 4 3 1 hyphen X 5 5 6 6
7 N O O 2 hyphen 4, please
344
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,693
move your car.
345
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:24,664
You license plate is
blocking the road.
346
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,999
(SINGING) Smile pretty.
347
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,835
Things are not bad
as they're painted.
348
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,904
Time for you and joy
to get acquainted.
349
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,306
So make life worthwhile.
350
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,944
Come on and smile,
darn you, smile.
351
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,884
Thank you so much.
352
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:45,885
Thank you.
353
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,220
Please, please.
354
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:47,854
Hold it.
355
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:48,721
Hold it.
356
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,923
Hold it.
357
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,158
Tonight is not my night.
358
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,725
Tonight I want to
present a discovery
359
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,627
of mine. ladies and gentlemen,
I know you're going to love.
360
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,196
She's from West Virginia.
361
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,398
The state of West Virginia is
famous for a lot of things.
362
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:02,535
But from tonight on, the
state of West Virginia
363
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,672
is going to be best
known for Elsie Hooper.
364
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,806
Let's bring her on.
365
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,674
What do you say?
366
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,555
(SINGING) Rome wasn't
built in a day.
367
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,925
You had to pay for what you get.
368
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,795
I will be here when you find me.
369
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:32,765
So come and find
me, my little pet.
370
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:47,680
(SINGING IN A HIGH
SOPRANO VOICE)
371
00:15:47,780 --> 00:16:00,027
(YODELING)
372
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:06,966
(SINGING) I can't give
you anything but love,
373
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,337
ba- a- hay- e- way- he- by.
374
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,340
That's the only
thing I've plenty
375
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,944
of for my tootsie honey baby.
376
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:22,849
Dream awhile, scheme awhile.
377
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,153
You're sure to
find, Girl, you're
378
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,089
sure to find a happy soul.
379
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:35,128
And I guess all those things
you've always wanted for.
380
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:44,137
Gee, I'd like to see
you looking swell, baby.
381
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,708
Diamond bracelets
Woolworth's doesn't
382
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,512
sell well well well baby.
383
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:59,119
Till that lucky day, you
know darn well, baby.
384
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:03,090
I can't you give you
anything but-- has
385
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,492
anybody here seen my honey?
386
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,495
My little honey,
wunny, wunny, wunny?
387
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:12,099
Oh, I can't give
my honey anything
388
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:16,269
but ho ha ha ha ha love.
389
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,053
Thank you, folks.
390
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:39,058
And now I'd like to
dedicate my next song
391
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,662
to a rock-headed friend
of mine in Rockridge.
392
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:57,644
(SINGING) I don't know
why I love you like I do.
393
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,217
I don't know why, but I do.
394
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:14,026
I don't know why you
thrill me like you do.
395
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,596
I don't know why.
396
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,400
You just do.
397
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,204
You never seem to
want my romancing.
398
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:32,612
The only time you hold
me is when we're dancing.
399
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:42,589
I don't know why I
love you like I do.
400
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,592
I don't know why.
401
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,194
I just do.
402
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:58,371
I don't know why I
love you like I do.
403
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,542
I don't know why, but I do.
404
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:12,919
I don't know why you
thrill me like you do.
405
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,888
I don't know why.
406
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,292
You just do.
407
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:24,063
You never seem to
want my romancing.
408
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:34,274
Do you know, the only time you
hold me is when we're dancing?
409
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:41,248
I don't know why I
love you like I do.
410
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:46,819
I don't know why,
but I do, darling.
411
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:55,161
I don't know why.
412
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:59,732
I just do.
413
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,653
Oh, darling, it was
a wonderful show.
414
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,455
I can't wait to
read the reviews.
415
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,823
Why do you have to
read the reviews?
416
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,024
Did you hear that audience?
417
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,459
They loved Elsie.
Didn't they?
418
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,560
-Oh, she was great.
-Hey, by the way, where is she?
419
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,095
We've got a table at Sardi's.
420
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,530
Oh, honey, she's dressing.
She'll be here in just a minute.
421
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,531
Oh good.
422
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,733
Hey, hey.
423
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:38,037
Well now, pick me
up and drop me down.
424
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,439
Elsie, is that really you?
425
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,641
Oh, it's me all right.
426
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,042
Do you like it?
427
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,346
Hey, where'd you get
that gorgeous dress?
428
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,880
Hoo, I bought it yesterday.
429
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,983
I kind of put it away.
430
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,184
I figured I'd only
bring it out it
431
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,220
I made it halfway good tonight.
432
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,956
But I made up with
the man that i could
433
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,458
it back if I couldn't use it.
434
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,593
You can use that and
dozens more like it.
435
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,028
Didn't you hear that
audience tonight.
436
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,162
You're a smash.
437
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,131
Oh, we're so happy
for you, Elsie.
438
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,334
It must be like a
dream come true.
439
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,201
Oh, I got more than
I ever dreamed of.
440
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,537
Hoo hoo.
441
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,506
To think of all the time
I wasted slinging hash.
442
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,575
But I aim to make up for it.
443
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,144
Yes sirree, no going
back to Rockridge for me.
444
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,479
You know what I'm going to do?
445
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,081
I'm going to get myself
my own apartment.
446
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,518
I'm going to start going to
the beauty parlor every week.
447
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,387
And I'm going to buy me one
of them furs with the head
448
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,391
and tail still on it.
449
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,792
Yes sirree, bobtail.
450
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,962
One of these days I might
even go out to Hollywood
451
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:42,034
and have my own swimming pool
in the shape of a sweet potater.
452
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,905
I'm going to have myself the
rip roaringest snortinest
453
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,240
good time that you were ever--
454
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,677
Howdy, Elsie.
455
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:55,415
Well, Judd, I didn't
know you was a coming.
456
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,684
You never wrote nor nothing.
457
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,118
No, I know.
458
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,589
I seen you singing
out there, Elsie.
459
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:07,560
I give a fellow half a dollar to
let me watch from the kitchen.
460
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,162
Those people out
there, boy, they sure
461
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,565
thought you were pretty good.
462
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,866
What did you think, Judd?
463
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:17,904
Oh, it was just like
the county fair again.
464
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,675
Yep.
465
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,876
Yeah?
466
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:30,316
Yeah, well I just come to
congratulate you, Elsie.
467
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,919
So congratulations.
468
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,354
Thank you, Judd.
469
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,357
You're welcome, Elsie.
470
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:43,062
Well I said what I come to say.
471
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:47,099
So bye, Elsie.
472
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,602
Is that all?
473
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,573
Well, there was something else.
474
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:57,810
But I reckon it's too late.
475
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:58,445
Maybe not.
476
00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,779
What was it?
477
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:05,284
Well, uh, well the folks
out in Rockridge, they--
478
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,788
they kind of miss you a lot.
479
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,122
They do?
480
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,323
Yep.
481
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:14,627
Anybody else miss me?
482
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:21,367
Well, now that you're asking,
the customers ask for you.
483
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,970
They do?
484
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,238
Yeah, they ask.
485
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:27,907
Is that all?
486
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,743
Boy, you sure can
pump a man, Elsie.
487
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:38,751
Well the-- the place
kind of needs you.
488
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,086
It does?
489
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,588
Oh for crying out loud.
490
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,456
How much of this do
you think I can take?
491
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,024
Now you guys kill me.
492
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:48,060
You'll just yell your lungs
out yelling for the hogs,
493
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,129
but when it comes to raising
your voice a little to tell
494
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,131
your wife what she wants to
hear, all of a sudden you
495
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,566
get laryngitis.
You can get it up.
496
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,502
Now a minute mister.
497
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,204
I can raise my voice as
loud as the next one.
498
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,539
Is that so?
499
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,340
And I don't need you to
help Jack it up either.
500
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,174
Yeah
501
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,175
Yeah.
502
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,276
Well let me hear something.
503
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,312
All right, I'll say it.
504
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,214
Elsie, I need you.
505
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,087
He said it.
506
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,088
He said it.
507
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,824
Right in front of witnesses.
508
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,158
He sure did.
509
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,226
Well let's not just stand here.
510
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,293
You're going to get on that bus.
511
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:22,294
Let's stop him.
512
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,162
Judd.
513
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,482
Judd, I'm awful
glad to see you.
514
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,551
Well thanks.
515
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,120
Hey, wait a minute.
516
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,257
Where'd you get the
money to come up here?
517
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,859
Well how do you think?
518
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:53,492
Dang it.
519
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,061
I sold Myrtle.
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