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Right here is a charm
bracelet for you.
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And here is a Cub
Scout knife for you.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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OK, sweetheart.
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Gosh, thanks.
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What did I tell you, Linda.
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When he goes away, he
comes home with presents.
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When are you going away again?
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Shame on you, Rusty.
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Looks like the
only reason you're
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glad your Daddy's home is
because he gives you presents.
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Instead of saying, hello,
you keep on saying,
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what did you bring me?
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What did you bring me?
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Hm.
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You don't catch me asking
him what he bring me.
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I just stand around and wait.
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Well, wait no longer.
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Here you are.
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Thank you, Mr. Williams.
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Come on, children.
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Let your parents
get reacquainted.
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Well, you heard
what the lady said.
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Let's get reacquainted.
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Now, who are you?
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I'm the girl you
didn't bring a gift to.
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Oh, yes I did.
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What did you bring me?
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For you, I got the
best present of all, me.
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Oh, darling, I'm only teasing.
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I don't need any other gift.
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Just to have you home
is just wonderful.
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Inside coat pocket.
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Inside coat pocket.
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Oh, darling, it's beautiful.
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Inexpensive, too.
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Hm?
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43 more payments,
and it's yours.
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Where's the other
woman in my life?
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I got a gift for her, too.
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Terry?
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Yeah.
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Oh, she's over at
Peggy's house studying.
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How's she doing in school?
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Just wonderful.
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Wait till you see
her last report card.
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Mm, I'm glad.
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Hey, you know something?
-Hm?
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It's great to be home.
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Yeah, I've got nothing
to do for two weeks.
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No show business for two weeks.
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Not a night club engagement.
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Not-- not even--
not even a benefit.
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You know, for the next
14 days and nights,
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I'm going to forget there's
such a thing as show business.
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I'm just going to be a
family man, that's all.
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Anything exciting happen
to you when I was away?
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Oh, no.
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Nothing much.
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Oh, yes, honey.
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Dr. Barnes called me today--
you know, from St. Vincent's
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Hospital, where I used to work.
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Don't tell me they want
you to come back to work.
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Oh, no, darling.
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He just called to say,
hello and goodbye.
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Just hello, goodbye,
and nothing in between?
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Well, he did mention that
he'd like me to do my specialty
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act again in the Frolics.
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What frolics?
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Oh, St. Vincent's
annual Frolics.
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He says we can have a
very good show this year,
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if we just have a little
professional help.
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Uncurl the hair.
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Why, darling?
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You're not getting any
professional help for me.
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I don't intend to perform in
any St. Vincent's Frolics.
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Now let's not--
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Oh, there you go, jumping
to conclusions again.
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Do you think I'd let them
impose upon you like that?
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Interrupt your
vacation by asking
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you to perform in the Frolics?
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You sure had me
scared for a minute.
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All they want you to do
is produce and direct.
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You don't want me to perform,
just produce and direct.
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Do you know what you're asking?
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Oh, honey, it
could be such fun.
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With my own husband directing,
I could be the hit of the show.
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Besides, it's for a good cause
to raise money for the clinic.
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One, with your
professional experience,
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it should be easy as pie.
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Honey, there's no such
thing as easy as pie when
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it comes to putting on a show.
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There's a lot to with
this-- rehearsals,
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and costumes, and music
cues, and-- and wardrobe,
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and scripts.
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Oh, honey, it's a big job.
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It's asking too much.
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Well, I didn't realize there
was so much work involved.
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You're right.
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It's not fair to ask you to
give so much of your time.
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You bet it isn't.
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Of course, it would
have been nice of you
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to help out with my friends.
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And it would have been
a wonderful opportunity
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for them to meet you, and get
to know you, and like you.
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Well, we can meet them some
other time, can't we dear?
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Oh, gee, I was so proud
when they asked-- especially
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when they said that you
were the only one who could
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top last year's production.
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Bob Hope did that one.
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Bob Hope produced the St.
Vincent's Hospital show?
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Yes.
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Darling, you know how
unselfish he is about his time.
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Of course, that has
nothing to do with you.
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You've been working hard,
and you need your rest.
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Bob Hope, huh?
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He did a grand job.
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Do you know they made twice as
much money as they expected to?
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Hm.
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Naturally, they won't
do as well this year
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without professional help.
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Look, do they have to hit
the jackpot every year?
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Of course, not, honey.
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Don't worry about it.
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They'll just have to cut down.
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What do you mean, cut down?
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Cut down on what?
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Oh, fewer beds, turn
away a few patients,
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maybe even close the clinic.
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But, honey, you
can't be worrying
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about a whole hospital.
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You've got your
own life to live.
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Well, this is some life I'm
going to live with people
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strewn out on the streets--
some of them with tags on them,
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"These poor patients thrown
out by Danny Williams."
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You don't have
to feel that way.
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How else can I feel?
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Call Dr. Barnes the phone.
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I want to talk to him.
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What for?
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So I can tell him
I'll do the show.
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Oh, it isn't necessary, honey.
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I already told him.
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(LAUGHING) Mr. Williams.
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Oh, Dr. Barnes, just
call me, Danny huh?
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Danny, we want to thank
you for what you are doing.
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Oh.
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We can't tell you
how thrilled we
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all are to have a
man of your stature
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putting on our little show.
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We're truly honored.
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Well, I'm the one who's
honored to be working with such
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a distinguished group.
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Well, maybe we ought
to adjourn this meeting
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of the mutual admiration
society and go to work, eh?
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Go to work?
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Yes.
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Start rehearsing.
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Well, I'm afraid that's a
little premature, doctor.
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I have to hold auditions
first and pick the talent.
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Oh, honey, you don't
have to pick any talent.
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We have it all lined up.
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You just sort of have
to knit it together.
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Knit it together?
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Mm-hm.
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Honey, I am-- I'm the
producer, not a dress maker.
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I mean, I don't want to just
slap a lot of acts together.
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I'd like to have some
continuity in this play.
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I'd like a theme, have some
special material written.
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No expense to you.
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I'll have my boys do it.
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I figured we'd do
a little something,
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you know, kidding the
medical profession.
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People like that.
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But, darling, you see--
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Now, Kathy, your husband
is the professional here.
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Let's not tell him
how to do the job.
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Of course not.
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I think holding auditions
is only fair to decide
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who deserves to be in the show.
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Well, if our star vocalist does
mind, I guess the rest of us
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can't object.
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Can we?
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Well, I think it's
fair we hold auditions.
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Well, thank you, doctor.
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Do you have a list of
the available talent?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, of course.
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Here is it.
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It's alphabetically arranged.
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Oh, I see you're right at the
head of the list, Mrs. Baker.
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So we'll start with you.
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Will the rest of you
wait in the hall.
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We'll call you in turn.
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All right, now you
just step along--
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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--and then Williams
can get to work.
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Yes, thank you.
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Kathy, I think you'd better
stay and play the piano, huh?
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Oh, all right, darling.
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-You-- you sing, is that right?
-Yes, uh-huh.
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Fine.
Fine.
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Good luck, Mrs. Baker.
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I hope you make it.
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(LAUGHING) Thank you, doctor.
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Oh, you have your music
with you and everything.
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-Yes.
-Isn't that nice.
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Well, what are
you going to sing?
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"She's Only a Bird
in a Gilded Cage"
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Wouldn't you-- wouldn't
you rather sing something
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a little more up-- up to date?
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Oh, no.
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I do that at the
Frolics every year.
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Oh.
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I come out with a
little cage, and it has
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a lovely white cockatoo in it.
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And, at the end of the song,
I release the cockatoo,
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and it flies out away
over the audience.
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And it's just simply thrilling.
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I'm sure it is.
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Well, let's, uh-- let's have
a little sample, shall we?
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(SINGING OPERATICALLY) She's
only a bird in a gilded cage,
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a beautiful thing to see.
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You may think that she's
happy and free of care.
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She's not, though
she seems to be.
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(SINGING IN NASAL
VOICE) It's sad
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when you think of a flying life,
for youth cannot mate with age.
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And her beauty was sold
on an old man's gold.
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(SINGING OPERATICALLY) She's
a bird in a gilded cage.
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Well, I think that's
enough to give you an idea.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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I-- I-- I'm trying
to save my voice.
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I recommend that.
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When do you want
me for rehearsals?
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Well, Mrs. Baker,
I'll tell you.
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You, uh-- you just wait
till I give you a call,
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and I'll see where I
can use you in the show.
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Where you can use me?
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Yes, I'll use you in
one of the sketches.
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I think you'll do very well.
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You-- you don't understand,
Mr. Williams, I've been singing
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in this show every year.
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Why, last year, Mr.
Hoffritz said that I
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was the hit of the evening.
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Mr. Hoffritz?
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Sam Hoffritz.
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Who is Sam Hoffritz?
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He produced the show.
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I thought you said Bob
Hope produced the show.
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Well, Bob Hope,
Sam Hoffritz, I knew
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it was one of those big
show business names.
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Sam Hoffritz is a big
show business name?
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What did he ever do?
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Mr. Hoffritz happens to
know the theater, inside out.
255
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,789
He's been selling
tickets at the Winter
256
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:25,859
Garden box office for 13 years.
257
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,160
Oh, excuse me.
258
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,863
For a while there, I
thought he was a nobody.
259
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,700
But regardless of the
eminent Mr. Sam Hoffritz,
260
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,768
I'm still going to have
to make the decisions
261
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,103
myself, Mrs. Baker.
262
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,237
I will call you.
263
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,271
I promise you will
be in the show.
264
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,439
Well, really, Mr. Williams.
265
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,340
We'll use you in
one of the sketches.
266
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:40,974
I don't understand you.
267
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,286
Hey, I guess I need a
little bit more practice.
268
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,389
I'll do it again.
269
00:10:56,423 --> 00:11:03,897
I, uh-- it's funny I-- I didn't
miss that once last night.
270
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,098
See if you like this one.
271
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,242
Thank you.
272
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,209
Thank you, very much.
273
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,945
Say, will you hold these?
274
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,213
I'm going to juggle
three plates.
275
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:25,352
Here's one that always
gets a big applause.
276
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,459
I seem to be all thumbs today.
277
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,928
Dr. Teasdale, you're
wanted in surgery.
278
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,196
They've been looking
all over for you.
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00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,765
They're ready for
the brain operation.
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00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,766
DR. TEASDALE: Will
you pardon me?
281
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He's a brain surgeon?
282
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,014
Remind me never
to get a headache.
283
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,450
Uh, darling, you know,
you're practically
284
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at the bottom of
the list, and you
285
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,087
only have about a half a show.
286
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,521
I'll just have to
audition more people.
287
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,489
That's all.
288
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,957
Who's next?
289
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,126
Uh, me.
290
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,094
Well, fine.
291
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,862
What are you going to do?
292
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,932
Oh, honey, you're not going
to audition me, your own wife.
293
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,035
If you're on the list, honey,
I'm going to audition you.
294
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,438
Well, if you insist on
all the silly formalities.
295
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,273
Well, what are you
sore about, Clancy?
296
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,009
Do you want me to be accused
of playing favorites?
297
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:22,910
Here's my music.
298
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,112
No, I certainly don't.
299
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,015
Just play the music.
300
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,450
"Put the Blame on Mame?"
301
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,952
Yes.
302
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,453
You're going to do this number?
303
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,822
That's right.
304
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,791
Oh, honey, that's--
a number like
305
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:43,063
this is for a girl that's
got plenty of-- of, you know.
306
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,400
And what makes you think I
haven't got enough you know?
307
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,870
Oh, honey, you've
got lots of you know.
308
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,840
But the kind of you
know you've got,
309
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:59,880
and the you know I was thinking
of is-- well, you know.
310
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,281
All right.
311
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,583
If you want to do the
song, go ahead and do it.
312
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,953
"Put the Blame on Mame."
313
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:13,026
(SINGING) When Mrs. O'Leary's
cow kicked the lantern
314
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:19,066
in Chicago town, they
say that started the fire
315
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,270
that burned Chicago down.
316
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,073
That's the story
that went around,
317
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,877
but here's the real lowdown.
318
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,478
Put the blame on
Mame, boys.
319
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,982
Put the blame on Mame.
320
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,252
Mame kissed a buyer
from out of town.
321
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,122
That kiss burned Chicago down.
322
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,258
So you can put the blame
on Mame, boys.
323
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,996
Put the blame on Mame.
324
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,499
One night, she started
to shim and shake.
325
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,202
That brought on
the Frisco quake.
326
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,371
So you can put the blame
on Mame, boys.
327
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,009
Put the blame on Mame.
328
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,379
Put the blame
on Mame,
329
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,915
boys.
330
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,291
Didn't you like it?
331
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,493
That's the worst thing I
ever saw in my whole life.
332
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,562
Well, I think it's
pretty unfair to judge
333
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,631
a number like that, just cold.
334
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,500
Cold?
335
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:32,239
(SINGING IN A MOCKING TONE)
Put the blame on-- that's cold?
336
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,241
Well, it's really
much more effective
337
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,475
when I have my costume on.
338
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,443
Oh, you have a costume?
339
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,277
Yes, darling.
340
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,478
What do you know?
341
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,379
I'm learning a lot
about you, today.
342
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,313
Right here, honey.
343
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,081
Yes.
344
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,920
You're going to wear
that in public, my wife?
345
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,321
Oh, honey, don't get excited.
346
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,456
This isn't the whole costume.
347
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024
Well, I should hope not.
348
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,259
I also wear long black gloves.
349
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,564
Well, that's a relief.
350
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,032
For a while, I thought
the people will
351
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,000
be staring at your naked hands.
352
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,506
The number is out.
353
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,108
Out?
354
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,110
Capital O-U-T. As a
matter of fact, so are you.
355
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,044
Just forget about the show.
356
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:11,678
Out?
357
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,146
Your own wife, out?
358
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:13,981
That's right.
359
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:14,982
Out.
360
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:15,548
Oh!
361
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,297
Well, if it isn't
Cecil B. DeMille.
362
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,367
Hello, Mame.
363
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,168
How's your ?
364
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,176
What's the matter with you?
365
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,611
What's the matter with me?
366
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,479
Do you know that's
the tenth call
367
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,081
I had this morning
complaining about the way
368
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,216
you're running the show?
369
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,550
The whole hospital
is in an uproar.
370
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,519
Yes, sir, Mr. Williams.
371
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,988
I understand you're about to be
thrown out of the Blue Cross.
372
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,027
Well, isn't that too bad?
373
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,361
Mm.
374
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,330
I wouldn't be surprised
if, by now, the American
375
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,298
Medical Association
has you listed
376
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:09,469
as a new disease, Lebanese Flu.
377
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,744
Well, everybody's got
their feelings hurt, huh?
378
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,047
I'm only doing the best
job I can do, honey.
379
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,648
If I'm stepping on
toes, I'm sorry.
380
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,616
I wanted you to do this
show so my friends could
381
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,185
get to know you and like you.
382
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,320
Instead, they all hate you.
383
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,421
OK.
What do you want me to do?
384
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,689
Quit?
I quit.
385
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,224
Go ahead.
386
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,659
No, Mr. Williams, I do
not want you to quit.
387
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,162
But this is not "South
Pacific" or "My Fair Lady,"
388
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,264
it's just an amateur show.
389
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,533
Honey, amateur or professional,
if the audience pays them
390
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,170
the compliment and the
money to come and see them,
391
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,405
then they've got
to try to be good.
392
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,140
And since the program
is going to read,
393
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,142
"Produced and directed
by Danny Williams,"
394
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,578
then I've got to try
to make it extra good.
395
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,780
And what was wrong with
the way Dr. Carter sang,
396
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,082
"Stout-Hearted Man?"
397
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,549
Nothing.
398
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,750
It just didn't sound right
coming from a lady doctor.
399
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,694
Well, if you don't care
whose feelings you hurt.
400
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,263
If you're the kind of a man
who will throw his own wife out
401
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:13,533
of a show, well, I
guess I'm just wasting
402
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:17,337
my time trying to change you.
403
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,107
Louise, would you check the
linens in the spare bedroom?
404
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,774
I want Mr. Williams to
be comfortable tonight.
405
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,747
What happened?
406
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,216
Hm.
407
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,550
Man, you've just been
exiled to Siberia.
408
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,189
Well, how did this all happen?
409
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,291
Two days ago, I was
a very happy man.
410
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,526
I came home from Boston.
411
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,793
I'm away for a couple of weeks.
412
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,529
I'm happy to see my wife.
413
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,098
I sat on that coach, and I
said, I'm going to be a family
414
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,733
man for 14 days and nights.
415
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,768
In two days, I'm
out of the family.
416
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,438
I'm a border in
the spare bedroom.
417
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,606
Well, maybe you could get
a pardon from the governor
418
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,509
if you'd stop being so
fussy about them acts.
419
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,345
I'm not being fussy, Louise.
420
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,879
Let them show just
one spark of talent,
421
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,481
I'll be very happy to use them.
422
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,518
Miss Kathy said that you
threw out a real good act.
423
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,554
And which act was that?
424
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,791
The maternity ward quartet.
425
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,793
The maternity ward quartet.
426
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,764
Oh, there was a doozy of an act.
427
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,767
Four baby doctors waving
cans of talcum powder
428
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,471
and singing, "Pat
'Em on the Popo."
429
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,248
Frankly, Mr. Williams, we've
been most unhappy about the way
430
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,250
you've been handling the show.
431
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,220
Now, uh-- while we are
not exactly professionals,
432
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,289
we, uh, do have a certain
amount of understanding
433
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,823
of your business.
434
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,226
As a matter of fact, all of
us are enthusiastic patrons
435
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,727
of the theater.
436
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,331
But, Mr. Williams, it is our
belief that you have-- you
437
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,366
have mishandled this project.
438
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,269
You have embarrassed
certain members of our staff
439
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,870
by eliminating
them from the show
440
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,574
or relegating them to small
parts without explanation.
441
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,248
In short, Mr. Williams, it's
our opinion that, uh, we must
442
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,518
ask you to alter your methods.
443
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,420
I see.
444
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,188
Well--
445
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,356
WOMAN'S VOICE (ON INTERCOM):
Dr. Barnes, wanted in surgery.
446
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,724
Dr. Barnes.
447
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,925
Oh, yes, yes.
448
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,261
That appendectomy.
449
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,330
I didn't think they'd
be ready for me so soon.
450
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,299
Well, you can continue
the discussion without me.
451
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,600
I'll be back as soon as I can.
452
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,568
Excuse--
453
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,836
Oh, just a minute, doctor.
454
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,471
I understand the St.
Vincent's Frolics is
455
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,772
very important to the hospital.
456
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,207
And, that being the
case, naturally,
457
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,608
this board needs your guidance.
458
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,910
So I suggest you stick around.
459
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,313
But, Mr. Williams, I
have a patient waiting
460
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,448
to have an appendix removed.
461
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,482
That's all right.
462
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,217
I'll go up and do it for you.
463
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,953
Just loan me your rubber
gloves and your tool kit.
464
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,989
Mr. Williams, I'm afraid your
joke is in very poor taste.
465
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,358
Joke?
466
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,592
Never more serious
in my whole life.
467
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,993
I mean, you're busy
putting on a show.
468
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,962
I figured I'd go up and
do the operation for you.
469
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,829
Oh, come now.
470
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,431
Let's not be silly.
471
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,499
What's silly about it, doctor?
472
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,401
Because I don't have a degree?
473
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,369
What's the matter?
474
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,403
Doesn't experience count?
475
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,537
I know all about the human body.
476
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,307
I've had one for years.
477
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,609
I mean, just like you people
know all about show business.
478
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,811
You-- you've been an
audience for years.
479
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,982
As you put it, doctor, you're
patrons of the theater.
480
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,950
And if you're qualified
to put on a show,
481
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,787
then I am qualified to
perform an appendectomy.
482
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,323
I see the point you're
trying to make, Mr. Williams.
483
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,892
But it's hardly the same thing.
484
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:30,430
I think it is, doctor--
the very same thing.
485
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,899
You consider it ridiculous
for a layman to talk
486
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,668
about performing an operation.
487
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,371
That's because you
respect your profession.
488
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,973
You accept its responsibilities
and will not tolerate
489
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,843
unqualified interference.
490
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,347
Well, doctor, mine is a
time-honored profession, too.
491
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,317
And I respect it very much.
492
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,919
The way I see it, if Johnny Q.
Public needs an appendectomy,
493
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,787
then he's your boy.
494
00:20:54,821 --> 00:21:00,327
When he needs to be entertained,
I kind of think he's my boy.
495
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,563
Look, I know you people find it
difficult to understand why I'm
496
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,665
trying to make such a big thing
out of a simple little amateur
497
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,834
show.
498
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,068
But, with me, there's
no such thing as
499
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,504
a simple little amateur show.
500
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,341
I'm in show business
all the way.
501
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,411
Let me explain to people that
I didn't get into show business
502
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,812
by accident.
503
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,914
I chose my profession, the
same way you chose yours
504
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,851
and for the same reason,
because I love it.
505
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,520
And when I am in it,
I do the very best
506
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,423
I can at all times-- whether
it's for money or for charity
507
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,625
or just plain fun.
508
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,427
Now, please don't be alarmed.
509
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,396
I'm not going to break into a
chorus of "There's No Business
510
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,599
Like Show Business," and I'll
be off my soapbox in just
511
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,734
a second.
512
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:45,104
Now, you feel you've got
the wrong boy for the job.
513
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,939
And it's only fair to
let you off the hook.
514
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,809
So I make a motion that
you accept my resignation.
515
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,014
I second the motion.
516
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:00,853
Excuse me.
517
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,855
Danny, wait a minute.
518
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,457
I second the motion,
because we don't
519
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,693
deserve a man like my husband.
520
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,095
Why, he's deprived
himself of a rest
521
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,598
that he needed and deserved,
just to put on the best
522
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,033
show St. Vincent's ever had.
523
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,736
And we've been all complaining
and grumbling, because we
524
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,104
couldn't all be the star.
525
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,706
But, Kathy, you agreed with us.
526
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,007
I know, Dr. Barnes.
527
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,775
And I'm just as guilty
as the rest of you.
528
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,612
Maybe more so, because I
should have known better.
529
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:29,015
I'm ashamed of myself, and
I'm ashamed of all of us.
530
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,584
And I think the least we
can do is relieve my husband
531
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:34,020
of his, uh, obligation.
532
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,989
So, all those in favor of
accepting his resignation,
533
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,627
please raise their hands.
534
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,462
All right.
535
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,731
Now, all those in
favor of Mr. Williams
536
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,666
being allowed to
continue on his own terms
537
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,469
and not accepting his
resignation, show your hands.
538
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,642
May I make it
unanimous, Dr. Barnes?
539
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:56,443
Of course.
540
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,180
WOMAN'S VOICE (ON
INTERCOM): Dr. Barnes,
541
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,750
you are wanted in
surgery at once.
542
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,653
Dr. Barnes, report to surgery.
543
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,921
Well, now that
it's been settled
544
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,891
who performs the appendectomy
and who produces the show,
545
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,693
I'd better hurry.
546
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,429
Oh, say, perhaps you'd like to
sit in the gallery and watch.
547
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,430
No, thanks, doc.
548
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,431
I'm a little busy.
549
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,732
I've got to go home and move.
550
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,568
Oh, you're moving
into a new apartment?
551
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,902
No, into my own room.
552
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,783
Really, Claire?
553
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:37,984
In the society section?
554
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,052
I-- I'll look it up, right away.
555
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,087
Thanks, dear.
Darling.
556
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,889
What?
557
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,991
Claire said they reviewed the
Frolics in the society section,
558
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,125
and it's just great.
559
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,960
They reviewed
the hospital show?
560
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,161
Yeah, yeah.
561
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,530
-You're kidding.
-Here it is.
562
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,564
Here's the society section.
563
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,832
Let me see. Yes, look.
564
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,900
Look at this heading.
565
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,034
What?
566
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,202
"St. Vincent's
Frolics a Smash."
567
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,937
Oh, come on.
568
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,206
Oh, "Last night, St. Vincent's
put on its annual Frolics.
569
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,743
Production was outstanding,
worthy of the Broadway stage.
570
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,244
Each number was a gem."
571
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,046
Well, what do you think
of your husband now?
572
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,749
Oh, honey, you have a whole
new career ahead of you
573
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,750
as a producer and director.
574
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,884
Thanks, a lot.
575
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:14,821
I'll stick to the
saloon business.
576
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,156
"The entire production
sparkled from beginning to end.
577
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,125
But the real credit for
this brilliant success
578
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,728
must be given to--" Oh, dear.
579
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:22,862
This is horrible.
580
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,030
What's the matter?
581
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,264
The spelled one
of the names wrong.
582
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,799
Oh?
583
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,967
I'm going to call that
paper and see if they'll
584
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,068
change it for the next edition.
585
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,670
Oh, honey, don't do that.
586
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,204
If there's anything I
can't stand it's somebody
587
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,540
that calls a newspaper and
starts complaining, especially
588
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,741
when it's a silly
thing like they
589
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,275
spelled somebody's name wrong.
590
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,944
They must have gotten
hold of a wrong program.
591
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:38,978
What's the difference?
592
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,613
Whose name did they get wrong?
593
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,213
Yours.
594
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,719
So the spelled it wrong.
595
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,654
What's the difference?
596
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,988
The show was a success.
597
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,256
How did they spell it?
598
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,491
Sam Hoffritz.
599
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:55,862
Don't just stand there.
600
00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:56,629
Call the paper!
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