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-Hello, Oscar.
-Why, Mr. Williams.
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How are you?
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Fine, thanks.
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Good to see you.
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Nice to see you.
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What's the special for today?
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What's our special
every Wednesday?
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Corned beef and cabbage.
-Oh, fine.
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I'll have it.
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Good.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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This is not Wednesday.
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It's Thursday.
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Thursday?
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No, it can't be.
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Of course it is.
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Then what happened
to Wednesday?
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We had it all day yesterday.
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Look, Mr. Williams,
it can't be.
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If today is Thursday, then our
special is Hungarian meatballs
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with noodles.
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Here you are.
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Today's special, Hungarian
meatballs with noodles.
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Well, there goes Wednesday.
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And there goes my
corned beef and cabbage.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Williams.
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Look, I'm so happy, I don't
know if I'm coming or going.
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You have to excuse me.
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You want the meatballs?
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I'll order later.
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My wife's gonna join if she
finishes shopping on time.
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But, uh, what's with you?
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Well, what is it?
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Well--
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Well, come on.
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What are you so happy about?
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I finally did it.
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What did you do?
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I'm getting married Sunday.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Well, congratulations, Oscar.
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Thank you.
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That's wonderful.
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Who's the lucky girl?
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Estelle Meyerson, her name is.
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She's a widow with two children.
-Ah.
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But two angels, they are.
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I could eat 'em up.
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What fun we're gonna have with
the kids on the honeymoon.
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You're going to take the kids
with you on your honeymoon?
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Sure.
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Why not?
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Oscar, that is the
most horrible thing
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you could ever do.
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That's no way to start
out your marriage.
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Believe me, do not take the
kids with you on the honeymoon.
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A marriage is a time
when you-- when you learn
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to know your new life's mate.
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Your new partner.
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The kids you can
get to know later.
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Don't take 'em with
you on the honeymoon.
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Do you think the kids
could spoil the honeymoon?
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Do I think the
kids could spoil it?
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Oscar, let me tell you a sad
story about my honeymoon.
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Sit down.
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Mr. Williams, it's
against the rules.
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Well, break the rules.
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Better to break the rules
than ruin your whole life.
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Now, listen to this.
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Yeah?
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On my honeymoon, we went
to Las Vegas, Nevada.
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To the beautiful,
wonderful Sands Hotel.
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A more perfect honeymoon
spot there couldn't be.
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My wife, and our three children.
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We spent the first day showing
the kids the Hoover Dam.
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All day.
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That night we finally got
back to the Sands Hotel,
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we fed the kids, we
tucked them in bed,
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and then we got dressed
to go out on the town.
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We took in the all
the night spots.
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We were out all night long,
and we had a wonderful time.
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So what's so sad
about that story?
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm coming to the sad part.
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Now, we get back to the Sands
Hotel, and it's like, dawn.
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Almost 7:00 in the morning.
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We've been out all night.
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And here we are,
the honeymooners.
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The two lovebirds, on our
way back to our love nest.
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Mrs. Williams--
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Yes, Mr. Williams?
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You know, this is the
first time we've been
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alone since we've been married?
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Yes, I know.
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Let's keep it that way
for a while, shall we?
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Unless you're sure
you don't want
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to go to another night club?
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Shh.
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Let's try not to
wake up the kids.
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We'll have a few hours to
ourselves before they get up.
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Come on.
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Danny, what are you doing?
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Come on.
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This is the threshold bit.
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We're supposed to do
that on our wedding night.
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How could I carry you
up an airplane ramp?
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They'd think I was trying to
sneak you on for half fare.
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I think this is a trick to
find out how much I weigh.
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You weigh just right.
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You know something?
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This is the first time
since we've been married
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that I feel like a bridegroom.
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And I feel like a bride.
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Now open that door, quietly.
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Don't wake up the ki--
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What's the matter, Mommy?
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Did you hurt yourself?
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Linda, what are you doing up?
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What happened, Mommy?
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Nothing happened.
Now be quiet.
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You're gonna wake
up Gary and Rusty.
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Who's asleep?
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Oh, great.
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What's the matter with Kathy?
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Oh, nothing's the
matter with her.
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Daddy's carrying her
over the threshold.
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Why doesn't he let
the bellboy do it?
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Heavy, isn't she?
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No, she isn't heavy.
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Then why is your face so red?
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My face isn't red.
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And what are you kids
doing up at this hour?
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We got up early cause you're
going to take us fishing.
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And the Hoover Dam.
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And to ride the horses.
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Just a minute, now.
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Just a minute.
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You promised.
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You did promise, Danny.
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Come on, let's go eat
breakfast while Daddy
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and Kathy change their clothes.
-OK.
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Hurry up, would you, Daddy?
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Yeah, I'll be ready
in about 24 hours.
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Aw, come on.
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We don't want to waste a
minute of our honeymoon.
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It's not your honeymoon,
it's my honeymoon.
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How do you like that?
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Our honeymoon.
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Well, Danny, it is theirs, too.
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Now just a minute.
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That's where I draw the line.
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This is our honeymoon,
yours and mine.
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I know, dear, but this is
sort of a period of adjustment.
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They have to get more
or less acquainted
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with their new mother
and their new father.
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Well, do they have to get
acquainted with us now?
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I mean, can't we become
buddies when we get back home?
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What's the difference
what I told 'em?
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I mean, this is no time
to start pampering kids.
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Jeepers, we've got our own
life to live, you know?
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Yes, we have, Danny.
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Would you unzip me, honey?
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I mean, I mean, my mother
and father didn't jump
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every time I wanted something.
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Why should we?
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Shucks.
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Kids are unreasonable, anyhow.
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Grow up thinking the
world is their oyster.
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They want something, all they
gotta do is snap their finger.
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Well, it's wrong.
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I'm not gonna let my
kids grow up to be
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a bunch of finger snappers.
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KATHY: I'm with you.
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Look, honey, I don't like to
disappointment 'em, I mean,
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but life is full
of disappointments.
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As their father, I-- I
should teach 'em this.
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Right now I'm just
too tired to go
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fishing and horseback riding.
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I know exactly
how you feel, dear.
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Hey, this is our honeymoon.
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You don't have to
worry about the kids.
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After all, they should
show us some consideration.
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We're the new husband and wife.
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They're just the old children.
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I mean, we ought to have an
understanding right now, honey.
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I'm the head of this family.
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The kids live with me,
I don't live with them.
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Yes, dear.
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Now hurry and go
change your clothes.
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I'll tell the children
you'll be there in a minute.
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That was fun, wasn't it, Daddy?
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Yeah.
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Come on, Rusty.
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Rusty, where's Daddy?
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I thought he was behind you.
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Well, you were behind me.
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I thought he was behind you.
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No, I was behind Kathy,
and Kathy was behind you.
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Well, who was behind Daddy?
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Nobody.
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He was behind all of us.
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That's because he had
to take care of Linda.
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After all, she's
just a little girl.
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Yeah.
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Oh, here they come.
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Daddy?
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We'd like to try the other side.
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This side is fine.
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And sit down.
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What do you wanna do,
tip the boat over?
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We've been here an hour, and
we haven't even had a nibble.
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I don't think the
fishes are hungry.
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I bet they're father
out in the lake, Daddy.
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Farther out?
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What if a storm comes up?
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The motor fails?
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Then where would we be?
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Now stop complaining.
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I'm getting hungry.
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And I'm sleepy.
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Besides, I think we oughta
start heading for store.
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It'd be horrible
if a storm came up,
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and we got caught in this
treacherous body of water.
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Let's go in.
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Don't let me go.
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I won't let you go.
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Now come on, lay out there.
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Backstroke is easy.
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Now do it.
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That's it.
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Drop your ears with your arms.
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That's it.
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Thanks a lot.
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Kick your feet.
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Kick your feet.
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That's it.
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Oh, boy, this is some
honeymoon, isn't it, Dad?
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Yeah, some honeymoon.
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Well, Oscar, you have heard the
first two days of my honeymoon
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in Las Vegas, Nevada at the
Sands Hotel, with the kids
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alone.
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What do you think?
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So far-- so far
is enough already.
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Wait, sit down.
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You haven't heard
the worst of it yet.
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You mean after dragging them
for two days with no sleep
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from Hoover Dam to horseback,
to fishing, to swimming,
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it gets worse?
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Worse is an understatement.
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Now listen to this.
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You would think by now, Oscar,
by all that's fair and decent,
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that I would be entitled to
a little time with my bride
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alone, wouldn't you?
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Entitled?
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Guaranteed, you should be.
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That's what I thought.
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So, I got the kids fed, we
got 'em tucked off to bed,
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and I figure now I
will be with my bride.
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Oscar, I have only
one thing to say.
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What?
263
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,306
Children who are taken
along on honeymoons
264
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,875
have nitwits for parents.
265
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,583
Daddy, can we go see that
show tomorrow night, too?
266
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,852
We'll go somewhere
else tomorrow night.
267
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,254
Oh, boy, I'm stuffed.
268
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,957
Well, no one forced you to eat
that second piece of apple pie.
269
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,892
What you need is a
good night's sleep.
270
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,327
What I need is another stomach.
271
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,263
Come on, Linda, we'll
go get you undressed.
272
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,297
Thank you, Terry.
273
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,165
Goodnight, Daddy.
274
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,132
Goodnight, son.
275
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,100
Night, Daddy.
276
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,068
Goodnight, honey.
277
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,880
Hello, Mrs. Williams.
278
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,415
Hello, Mr. Williams.
279
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,284
I love you, Mrs. Williams.
280
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,118
Likewise, Mr. Williams.
281
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,025
Danny, where are you going?
282
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,928
I am going downstairs and
getting the coldest, oldest
283
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,030
bottle of champagne I can find.
284
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,436
And a box of candy.
285
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,474
And a bottle of perfume.
286
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,976
And the evening paper.
287
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:23,743
Go.
288
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,278
But hurry back.
289
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,980
OK.
290
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,782
And since we're not going
out anywhere tonight,
291
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,383
don't you think you
oughta get into something
292
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,684
more comfortable?
293
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,053
And I don't mean blue jeans.
294
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:41,962
Kathy?
295
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,696
Kathy, I'm awfully worried.
296
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,232
Linda's coughing
something terrible.
297
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,383
Hey, beautiful, I'm back.
298
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,250
Shh.
299
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,185
What shh?
300
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,519
I don't want you
to wake Linda up.
301
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,988
She had sort of
a coughing spell,
302
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,589
and I had a terrible time
getting her back to sleep.
303
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,857
Ah.
304
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,492
Oh, what's all this?
305
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,626
Went to buy it for ya.
306
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,662
Flowers, perfume, candy.
307
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,331
What's in this box?
308
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:55,002
Oh, that's, uh, just a little
something I bought for myself.
309
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,569
What is it, a sports shirt?
310
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:02,475
No, no, it's not a sports
shirt, it's, uh-- it's, uh--
311
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,178
well, it-- it's just a--
312
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,414
Why are you getting so shy?
313
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,849
Who's getting shy?
314
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,284
Bought myself a pair of pajamas.
315
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,754
Just an ordinary, plain
pair of black silk pajamas,
316
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,258
with a couple of
dragons in the front.
317
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,993
Where on Earth did
you buy yourself
318
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,262
a pair of pajamas like that?
319
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,164
Getting ready for
Chinese New Year.
320
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,735
What's she doing here?
321
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,637
I just put in there
till she gets to sleep?
322
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,472
We can take her back now.
323
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,606
Oh, we can?
324
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,176
Well, thanks a lot.
325
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,745
Be careful, or she'll
start coughing again.
326
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,647
I don't want her to wake up.
327
00:14:40,747 --> 00:15:00,133
Don't worry, neither do I.
328
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,368
-Did she wake up?
-No.
329
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,769
She'll be OK for the
rest of the night.
330
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,937
That's good.
331
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,341
I can't believe it.
332
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,309
What?
333
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,244
We're all alone.
334
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,546
It does seem rather
strange, doesn't it?
335
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,381
Yeah.
336
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,429
A little music for the occasion?
337
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:00,994
Phew.
338
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,666
Maybe you'd better
turn the music down?
339
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,268
I'll turn it down a little.
340
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,217
To Kathy.
341
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,856
She walks in beauty,
like the night.
342
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,493
Of cloudless climbs
and starry skies,
343
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:38,465
and all that's best of dark
and bright meet in her aspect,
344
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,432
and her eyes.
345
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,308
Oh, no.
346
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,588
Yeah, I know.
347
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,923
Back into our room again.
348
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm sure it won't
take long this time.
349
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,228
She can't stay awake all night.
350
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:23,943
Neither can I.
(SINGING) And goodnight.
351
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,047
Your daddy's delight.
352
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:32,619
Bright angels are near.
353
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,421
So sleep with--
354
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,427
I think we can move her
back to her own room now.
355
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,261
OK.
356
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,395
Lullabye, and goodnight.
357
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,705
She woke up.
358
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,707
I don't feel good.
359
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,209
I know you don't, sweetheart.
360
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:32,845
There.
361
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,181
Now--
362
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,584
My throat's all itchy,
and I can't scratch it.
363
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,221
Well darling, if you just
trying to sleep, why, it will
364
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,489
be all better in the morning.
365
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,158
Can't I sleep in
your bed, Mommy?
366
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,229
Not tonight, darling.
367
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:53,233
You always let me sleep
with you when I'm sick.
368
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,203
But you're not
that sick, darling.
369
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,037
I feel pretty sick.
370
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,572
I'm beginning to feel
pretty sick, myself.
371
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,776
You know what?
372
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,945
We'll let you sleep right
here on this couch tonight.
373
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,280
How would you like that?
374
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,781
Will you leave the light on?
375
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,982
Yeah.
376
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,251
Yeah, we'll leave
all the lights on.
377
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,519
And Mommy and I will
be in the next room,
378
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,921
and-- and everything
will be fine.
379
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,256
Why don't you
sleep on the couch,
380
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,725
and let me sleep in the
next room with Mommy?
381
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,499
No that's-- that's
not a good idea.
382
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,967
Why don't you get
the blankets honey?
383
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:28,835
All right.
384
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,109
Why can't I sleep with Mommy?
385
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,546
Ohm now Linda,
only little babies
386
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,180
have to sleep with
their mommies.
387
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,148
You're not a little baby.
388
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,950
Neither are you.
389
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,919
Well, she's not my mommy.
390
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,122
This is going to be one of
the nicest beds you ever have.
391
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,958
Oh, you bet.
392
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:56,763
Now, you'll be
nice and warm here.
393
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,097
Goodnight, sweetheart.
394
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,266
Goodnight.
395
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,267
Goodnight, baby.
396
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,469
Remember, you're a big girl.
397
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,070
Go to sleep.
Close your eyes.
398
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:04,971
Close 'em fast.
399
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,573
Sleep fast, huh?
400
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,543
Goodnight.
401
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,750
She's going to be OK out there.
402
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:24,517
Of course she is.
403
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,619
It's just a little cough.
404
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,720
Sure.
405
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,423
I mean, we don't have
to pamper our kids.
406
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:34,794
We've got ourselves
to think about.
407
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,764
Don't have to jump up every
time they sneeze or cough.
408
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,869
No reason at all why she
shouldn't be comfortable
409
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:47,039
out there, on the couch.
410
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,575
No reason at all.
411
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,380
LINDA: Mommy!
412
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,352
Jeez.
413
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,753
Oh, Danny, she can't help it.
414
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,955
She's just a little baby,
and she feels insecure.
415
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:03,956
Insecure my foot.
416
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,124
She's doing this on purpose.
417
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,359
Now, it's high
time she found out
418
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,594
who's the boss in this family.
-Danny.
419
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,896
Honey, we've got
our own life to live,
420
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,698
and it's about time
we started living it.
421
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,633
Now, she's going to sleep
where I tell her to,
422
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,267
and no more talking about it!
423
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,168
Dear.
424
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,136
What?
425
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,805
Don't be too hard on her.
426
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,276
Now see here, Linda.
427
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,613
Daddy?
428
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,280
What?
429
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,818
I'm sorry I'm so
much trouble, Daddy.
430
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,152
Well--
431
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,787
I'm glad you married Mommy.
432
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:38,357
Now I have a daddy to
take care of me, too.
433
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,662
See you in the morning.
434
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,809
Well, Oscar, now
are you convinced
435
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,378
you shouldn't take the kids
with on your honeymoon?
436
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,446
I'll tell her.
437
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,181
I don't care what she says.
438
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:36,248
I'm just not taking 'em.
439
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,116
That's all.
440
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,451
That a boy.
441
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,452
Believe me, if I didn't
realize the seriousness,
442
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,487
I'd never, never butt in.
443
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,754
Oh, that's all right.
444
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,490
Don't take those kids
on that honeymoon.
445
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,257
Sweetheart, you made it.
446
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,793
I rushed through my shopping.
447
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,428
It isn't every day I get to
have lunch with a celebrity.
448
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,262
Hey, kid, guess what?
449
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,097
Hello, Oscar.
450
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,231
Hello.
451
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,566
He's gettin' married.
452
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,901
-Oh, Oscar, that's wonderful.
-It's Sunday.
453
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:55,735
Congratulations.
454
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,003
Thanks.
455
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,039
And honey, he's marrying
a widow with two kids.
456
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,142
And I was just telling
him about how when we went
457
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,411
on our honeymoon, remember?
458
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,646
And we took the kids along?
459
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,780
Oh, yes.
460
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,081
And you're going to take
your kids along, too?
461
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,883
Oh, that's wonderful.
462
00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:12,084
Well--
463
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,921
You know, I got to know
Danny better in a few days
464
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,723
than I could have
in months, just
465
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:17,957
because we took the kids along.
466
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:18,958
Yeah,0 well, honey, I--
467
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,327
And he was everything
I hoped he'd be.
468
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:25,532
Sweet, patient, considerate.
469
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:30,336
I really got t to know
the man I married.
470
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:32,839
Well, Oscar, be sure
and take the kids along.
471
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,007
It's the only way to start
a marriage, you know?
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