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I tell you that people used
to stop me on the street
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and tell me stories
like that and I'd
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tell them at the old
club and they'd marvel.
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The customers would come
up and say, that kid only
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makes a few dollars a week.
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How can he afford to
buy such material?
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And who bought?
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Whatever I heard in
the street, I told.
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That was my whole act.
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There's a great story about a
fellow who walks into a bar,
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and it's pretty
crowded, this bar.
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And he walks up to the bar,
sits at the only empty stool.
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And he says to
the bartender, I'd
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like have a drink, a
little bourbon on the rocks
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and buy a drink for
everybody in the house
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and pour one for yourself, son.
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Well, the bartender is
thinking, this is it.
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He's got himself a live one.
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He pours drinks for everybody,
pours one for himself,
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gets it down.
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Two minutes later, the old guy
says, all right, same thing.
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Set them up for everybody and
pour one for yourself, son.
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Well, the bartender
is all excited.
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Wow.
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Rockefeller walked in, you know?
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And it goes on like this,
five, six, seven rounds.
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Finally, the bartender goes over
to the man and he says, look,
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I don't own this place.
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You bought a lot of liquor for
a lot of people, including me.
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You're a great guy,
but I have to start
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ringing something
the carriage register
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because I don't own this place.
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And old guy looked at
the bartender and says,
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I don't have any money.
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The bartender says, you
haven't got any money?
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He picked him up and he
mopped the back bar with him
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and he beat him mercilessly and
threw him out the front door.
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A few minutes later the
old guy staggered around
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to the back entrance, came
in, brushing himself off, stat
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at the same stool, and he said
to the bartender, hey, bud,
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can I please have a drink,
bourbon on the rocks?
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And set them up for
everybody in the house.
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But none for you.
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When you drink, you get nasty.
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(SINGING) They heard the
breeze in the trees playing
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with melodies.
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So they made that the
start of the blues.
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And from the jail there came the
wail of a lonesome downhearted
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fail.
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So they made that a
part of the blues.
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And from the
whippoorwill on a hill
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then a chicken you
melodies pushed it along I
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then a chicken you
melodies pushed it along I
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Wonderful.
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Oh, you'll get no
argument from me.
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My goodness, Herman.
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Do you know it's after 1:00?
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If you're going to
play golf tomorrow,
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you've got to get home
and get some sleep.
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Well, 1:00 is not too late.
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It is for too late a man
who's been up since 6:30
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in the morning.
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Would you let one of
your patients do it?
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All right, you win.
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But first I go to dressing
room, say good night to Danny.
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All right.
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Excuse me.
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Can we drive you and Danny home?
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Oh, thanks, Sue, but we're
not going straight home.
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Danny's planned to take
me to a few late spots.
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Again?
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You have been going
at a terrible pace.
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Oh, you're not kidding.
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I was so tired this morning,
I fell asleep in the bathtub.
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Oh, well, that's
not so surprising.
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I've done that
myself a few times.
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Standing under the shower?
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Well, why don't you tell
him you're exhausted?
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Oh, and have him think
I'm and old stick
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in the mud when he's so loaded
with energy and vitality?
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When I married Danny, I
knew he had a lot of drive,
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but I didn't know he was
equipped with overdrive.
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You make him sounds
like Superman.
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He is.
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He's just down two shows
tonight and we'll be dancing
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and whooping it up till dawn.
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Now, why do you
have to do that?
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It seems to be
Danny's way of life.
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And I'm going to be a
part of it if it kills me.
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Uh, huh.
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It may very well do just that.
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What am I going to do?
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On top of everything
else, bright and early
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tomorrow morning he's going to
play golf with your husband.
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Well, I'll tell you
one thing you can do.
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You can call off
our tennis date.
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Oh, no.
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Nothing doing.
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If he has the energy to play
golf, I'm going to play tennis.
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Man, I'm tired.
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Hey, Doc.
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Cathy didn't see you bring
that bag in, did she?
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No, I just ran out and
got it from the car.
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Good, I don't want her to find
out I'm taking vitamin shots.
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I think you've
being very foolish.
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Why don't you tell her
that you are exhausted?
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I can't do that, Doc.
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I don't want her to think
I can't keep up with her,
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because I can't.
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That girl is a dynamo,
such vitality, such energy.
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I never saw anything
like it in my life.
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I thought after the honeymoon
it would the taper off,
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but it hasn't.
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Well, I as your doctor,
I advise you to slow down.
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You need sleep.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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But I guess Cathy
can't sleep unless we
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been out dancing all night.
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I guess she figures
sleep is for old.
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People.
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Without sleep, young people
don't get to be old people.
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Shall we dance?
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Boy, that's a big one, Doc.
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Same size of
needle I always use.
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I don't know.
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That looks bigger to me, Doc.
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Come on now, Danny, please.
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Take it easy with that
spear, will you, wow.
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I always take it easy for you.
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Oh sure, last time you
jabbed it in so far,
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you pinned me to the wall.
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Come back.
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Stand still.
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OK, All right, take it easy.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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It's only the cotton.
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Are you using sharper
cotton, or something?
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Such a baby.
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OK, take your time.
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Give me-- let me get my
mind off it or something.
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Well, do like you did
the last time, sing.
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OK, I'll sing.
I'll sing.
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All right.
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Wait a minute.
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Let me think of a song.
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Wait a minute.
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Doc, please.
Wait a minute.
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All right!
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(SINGING) From the
whippoorwill, high on the hill.
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They took a new note.
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They pushed it to a-- oh!
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Wow!
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Here is your lollipop.
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So the man said,
everything is fine,
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but why do you go back
to two slices a game?
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Oh, that's funny.
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You telling Danny
Williams a joke.
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Why not?
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He always tells me how to
take care of my patients.
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Danny, you were just wonderful.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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But I guess you get
tired of hearing that.
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Oh, I never get
tired of hearing that.
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He never gets tired period.
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Well, being mere
mortals, we get tired.
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So we'll go home and go to bed.
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Come on, Herman.
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You see who is the
boss in my family.
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Lucky you.
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See you in the morning.
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Good night.
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Good night, Doc.
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What kept you, honey?
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Did you get stuck?
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Oh, stuck.
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Yeah.
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You known, people come
into the dressing room
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and I got stuck with them.
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Danny, what's the matter?
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Nothing's the matter, why?
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Everything is fine.
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You look beautiful.
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Oh.
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By the way if we're going to
go clubbing, kid, don't you
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think we ought to get started?
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Oh, yes, I guess we better.
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Fine.
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That is, honey, unless
you're too tired
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and don't want to
go out tonight.
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Me, tired?
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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Of course, Danny,
if you're tired--
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Me?
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I could go on forever.
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Honey, I'm shot full of energy.
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Cathy.
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Cathy.
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Honey, it's time
for me to get up
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and see the kids off to school.
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Huh?
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What?
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It's Louise's day off, honey.
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It's time for me to see
the kids off to school.
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Oh, you want me to do it?
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No, honey, I just wanted you
to see me get up and do it.
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Oh, I think I should get up
and fix them a nice breakfast.
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What do you mean,
nice breakfast?
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I took care of them last week.
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You didn't hear any complaints
about the breakfast, did you?
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No, but--
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You never mind, sweetheart.
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I'll take care of
everything, baby.
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You just got to sleep.
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Oh, Daddy, you're
taking care of breakfast?
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Yeah, I'm taking
care of breakfast.
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Oh, goody.
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What do you feel like eating?
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Some cereal and cream.
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And some pancakes and eggs.
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And sausages.
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And French fried potatoes.
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OK.
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Here.
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And tell the waitress
to warm Linda's milk.
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Danny Williams.
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Is this the way you've been
taking care of breakfast?
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Well, honey, I did
it for your sake.
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I figured that way we wouldn't
leave dishes for you to do,
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see?
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This whole time I thought
you were doing the dishes.
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Oh no, there's a fellow at the
restaurant does them real good.
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Washes them clean, no problem.
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The idea, $5 for breakfast.
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We use a lot of ketchup.
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And I'm a heavy tipper.
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Danny, really, if you were too
tired to get their breakfast,
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why didn't you ask me?
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Who was too tired?
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I did it for the kids.
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You know what a
kick children get
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out of eating in a restaurant.
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Little children their age
eating in a restaurant alone,
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what will people think?
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If you don't stop arguing about
it, we'll be late for school
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again.
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Again?
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We were late last week.
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You were late last week and may
I ask just why you were late?
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The ketchup got stuck.
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The ketchup got stuck?
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By the time we got through
slapping it, we were late.
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You know.
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Oh, that's fine.
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And just how do I explain
that to your teacher?
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Real easy, send her a note.
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Dear teacher, please excuse
the kids for being late.
258
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,363
They were busy
hitting the bottle.
259
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,003
Honestly, Danny.
260
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,940
OK, kid, I was only
trying to help you out.
261
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,942
If you want to make the
breakfast, do it your way.
262
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,810
I don't care.
263
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,379
The very idea, sending
little tiny children
264
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,515
like you out to a
restaurant for breakfast.
265
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,917
I never heard of such a thing.
266
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:04,852
Now what do you want to eat?
267
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,487
Some cereal and cream.
268
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,488
Cereal.
269
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,993
And some pancakes and eggs.
270
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:19,299
Pancakes and some eggs.
271
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,969
And sausages.
272
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,838
And sausages.
273
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,840
And French fried potatoes.
274
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,575
And French fried potatoes.
275
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,117
Tell the waitress to be
sure and warm Linda's milk.
276
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,975
Honey.
277
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,143
That the doorbell?
278
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:03,911
Uh, huh.
279
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,649
I'll get it.
280
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,551
No, honey, you get some sleep.
281
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,120
I'll get it.
282
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,122
No, that's all right.
283
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,057
I'm closer to the door.
284
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,161
It's all right, never mind.
285
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,431
I was going to get up anyway.
286
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,366
Don't bother, dear.
287
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,936
I'll get it.
288
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,140
I've got it.
289
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:43,116
Oh, oh, Danny,
it's the Verhagans.
290
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,484
You didn't have to get up.
291
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,585
I was going to get--
-I know.
292
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,187
But I forgot.
293
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,923
Sue and I have a date to
play tennis this morning.
294
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,258
Have a nice game, honey.
295
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,926
Oh, and you.
296
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,694
You have a date with the
doctor to play golf, remember?
297
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,528
Yeah.
298
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,529
Well, come on.
299
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,530
Up.
300
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,365
Up.
301
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,599
OK.
302
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,202
OK.
303
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,704
Oh, now, Danny, come on.
304
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,538
All right, all right.
305
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,573
All right.
306
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,340
Tell him I'll be right there.
307
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,226
Hi, Doc.
308
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,260
Hello, Danny.
309
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,261
We sure got a beautiful morning.
310
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,229
I know.
311
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,563
I was up when it got here.
312
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,607
What are you doing?
313
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,374
Shh.
314
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,180
Are you going to play golf
in your bedroom slippers?
315
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,415
Shh.
316
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,582
Not so loud with the
bedroom slippers.
317
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,118
Where are the girls?
318
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,119
Sue is helping create
the Kay to straighten up
319
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,320
the kid's room.
-Fine.
320
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,587
Fine.
321
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,989
See, I brought along
the bedroom slippers
322
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,524
because I got my
pajamas on underneath.
323
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,327
Oh, you bring the bedroom
slippers because you're going
324
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,995
to play golf in your pajamas.
325
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,334
I figure while Cathy and
Sue are playing tennis
326
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,470
and you're out playing
golf, I could take
327
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,638
the key to your apartment and.
328
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,506
Get some sleep.
329
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,043
Pardon me for a silly question.
330
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,046
Why don't you just go
back to your own bed?
331
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,049
Doc, we've been
through all this.
332
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,417
I can't let Cathy
know about this.
333
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,319
I'm supposed to be
an energetic man.
334
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,056
I don't want her to
think I'm falling apart.
335
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,758
Oh, she would never think
that, except for one reason.
336
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,659
What?
337
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,295
You are falling apart.
338
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,198
Well, I don't want
her to find it out.
339
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,466
Why don't you act your age?
340
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,767
What do you mean, act my age?
341
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,170
Well, you are not
a spring chicken.
342
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,805
I'm also not an old duck.
343
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,340
You show people.
344
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,676
You are all so vain
about your age.
345
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,211
-I'm not vain about my age.
-Yes, you are.
346
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,345
All actors are alike.
347
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,414
I know an actor
who has a dog act.
348
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,516
And he has a dog who
is seven year old.
349
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,619
And he goes around telling
everybody that he's six.
350
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,189
Little
351
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,524
No corny, jokes, just the keys.
352
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,525
All right, all right.
353
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,495
Thanks a lot.
354
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,796
Oh, hi girls.
355
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,164
Well, happy golfing, boys.
356
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,365
Thank you.
357
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,133
Have a nice tennis
game, both of you.
358
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,301
Thank you.
359
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,202
Sure you don't want
a cup of coffee?
360
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,137
No, it'll keep me awake.
361
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:23,076
I mean, uh, just the thought
of a vigorous game of golf
362
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,644
is stimulating
enough for me dear.
363
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,480
Come on, Doc, we'll burn
up that course, won't we?
364
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,448
Goodbye.
365
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,349
Bye, bye, dear.
366
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,821
I don't know where
he gets the energy.
367
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,325
I'm about ready to collapse
from trying to keep up with him.
368
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,659
He's a ball of fire.
369
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,196
He's turning me into
a heap of ashes.
370
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,698
Instead of paying Tennis,
and you go back to bed
371
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,434
and get some rest?
372
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,801
I wouldn't dare.
373
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,204
If Superman should come
in and find me asleep,
374
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,672
I'd never live it down.
375
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,175
Yeah, there's that.
376
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,377
Say, I've got an idea.
377
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,712
The boys will be out on the
golf course all afternoon.
378
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,348
I'll be playing tennis.
379
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,617
Why don't you take the
key to my apartment?
380
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,386
The key to your apartment?
381
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,687
Sure.
382
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,622
That way you can get
some rest and Danny'll
383
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,624
never know the difference.
384
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,593
That's a wonderful idea.
385
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,530
Oh, Sue, you can consider this
your Christmas present to me.
386
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,318
Hello, hello.
387
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,952
Say, this is Danny Williams.
388
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,956
Would you please call
the Westside Tennis Club
389
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,926
and ask them to page
Mrs. Danny Williams?
390
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,428
Thank you, I'll wait.
391
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,698
Hello?
392
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:06,533
Hello?
393
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,600
Hello, hello.
394
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,901
Hello.
395
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,737
Hello?
396
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,004
Hello, Cathy?
397
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,541
Danny, where are you?
398
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,508
Where am I?
399
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,578
I'm at the golf course.
400
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,879
You're at the
-Golf course?
401
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,314
Yeah, honey, at
the golf course.
402
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,582
Oh, hi, Charlie.
403
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:26,085
I heard you got a
hole in one yesterday.
404
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,820
Good luck, Charlie.
405
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:28,855
That was Charlie, honey.
406
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,523
Uh, huh.
407
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,459
Listen, honey, I was thinking
instead of coming home
408
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,026
for dinner after I got
through playing golf,
409
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,329
I figured I'd shower and
shave here, then go to work.
410
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,497
You could meet me
at the club later.
411
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,765
Oh.
412
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,367
don't you think you'll
be through in time
413
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,901
to come home for dinner?
414
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,337
Well, honey, I'm so full
of that pep and energy
415
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,005
and it's such a
beautiful day, I figured
416
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:49,576
instead of playing just 18
holes, I'd play 36 holes today.
417
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,110
Wow.
418
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,380
Well naturally, darling, I
want you to have a lot of fun,
419
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,683
but I'm a little worried about
you overexerting yourself.
420
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,385
Me?
421
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,652
Over-- honey, you know what
they call me around here?
422
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,087
Iron Man.
423
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,524
Well, dear, if you are sure
you're not overdoing it.
424
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,425
Oh, no, honey.
425
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,393
Not at all.
426
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,694
36 holes will be a breeze.
427
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,861
I'll have a cold shower.
428
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,597
I'll be a new man.
429
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,565
Well, OK, Danny.
430
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:13,400
Have fun.
431
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,734
Bye baby.
432
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,035
Bye, Iron Man.
433
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,473
Cold shower.
434
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,016
What are you really
trying to do, drown me?
435
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,918
What's the matter, Iron Man?
436
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,985
Are you afraid you'll rust?
437
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,587
What's the matter with you?
438
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,389
Why you big faker, saying
you're at the gold club.
439
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,858
Why I've never heard
of such deceit.
440
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,427
Oh, I wasn't being deceitful.
441
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,862
This is a fine way
to start a marriage.
442
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,163
Well, just a little white lie.
443
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,898
What are you making a
big thing out of it?
444
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,034
Oh, all marriages are
based on little white lies.
445
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:48,868
What?
446
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,670
Of course.
447
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,741
You show me two good liars and
I'll show you a happy marriage.
448
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,009
Danny Williams you're not
going to climb your way--
449
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,077
Take it easy.
All right.
450
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:58,945
All right.
OK.
451
00:22:58,978 --> 00:22:59,712
OK.
452
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:02,915
Want the truth?
453
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,551
I'll tell you the truth.
454
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,520
I just couldn't
keep up with you.
455
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,755
What?
456
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:12,625
Well, I mean, I had
put up a pretense
457
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,894
that I was a big strong man.
458
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,564
After all I mean, you're
on the go all the time
459
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:22,134
and shucks, you're my fair lady
and I don't want you to think
460
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,136
that your gallant knight
on a white charger
461
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,707
was riding side saddle.
462
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,142
You were trying to
keep up with me?
463
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,779
Of course, you're so
vivacious and effervescent
464
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,648
and you got such vitality.
465
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:36,916
I mean, we were
out nightclubbing
466
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,485
until the wee hours,
and here you are
467
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:39,619
this morning playing tennis.
468
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:53,800
Your serve.
469
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,768
This is a new tennis
outfit you're wearing?
470
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,169
Well now listen, Danny.
471
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,204
I can explain.
472
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,238
Why you little doublecrosser.
473
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,708
Who just called me a big faker?
474
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,109
What are you doing here?
475
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:13,019
Of all the-- Shame on you.
476
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:16,989
I mean, I'm capable of such
an underhanded trick, but you?
477
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:20,159
Well now, Danny, you
said it takes good liars
478
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,227
to make a happy marriage.
479
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,500
In that case, we're going
to be hysterically happy.
480
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,268
Would you do me
a favor, Iron Man?
481
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,070
What?
482
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,273
Would you please shut up and let
this vivacious, effervescent,
483
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,776
old hag get some sleep?
484
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:44,817
I'm gonna sleep for a week.
485
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:48,154
OK. but when you get
up, don't get me up.
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