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Welcome.

Three steps.

Stuff that you got to plan your Skype

for. If you think there's, if there's a

power cut for normal large go out and you

have to rush out 'cause if the lights go

out, I'm off like a rapid rate.

3.

1.

And then the six steps, so

lots of warm to Bridget.

Yeah.

What?

Step.

Right. So size at home.

Triple that in life.

I'm really pleased to meet you.

************. Thank you.

Hundreds of people in this.

It's, you know, this is an audience

show. You said it was

just going to be a chat.

People just kind of chat. This

is a conference table.

What is in this?

I haven't got enough biscuits to goround.

It's not going to work. We'll

keep these these for ourselves or good

idea, I'll hide them under the cushion so

they can't see them.

I'm fascinated.

Bouncy bounces. This

is about.

Mr. Bean, I have a copy here of your

diary. Why have you got a

copy of my diary?Well,

it's on sale.

But that that's got all my private

signal. Private. Yes.

Well, I'm sorry. I've been looking

through it and it's it's it's

fascinating. I didn't realise that you

had this talent for poetry, all of us.

Just one of those things. But it is,

it's, it's plenty. Would you would you

care to read a little person? No, not

really. Not really. No good at all. We

like healing virtue.

Alright, that one, yes.

Everybody. Want to hear

a poem?

My poem.

If I had a Newt. I'd

have a pursuit.

There are longer ones in there.

I I personally would like to hear

them. I think there's a talent there.

Well, there's some. Well, this, well, she

might know. I'm a tremendous fan of

this lady here. Shirley Besson. Shirley

Bassey. What she's doing in

your garden. I've got a signed photograph

to Mr Boone. Not Mr.

Bean why she got it wrong unfortunately,

but uh.

I want to get back to this dark.

I'm fascinated with this diary here

because, I mean, it's 1993 and every day

is already filled in, yes? Well, The

thing is, I'm going to have a very

busy year in 99 days, so I thought

I'd fill it all in in advance. And

then I don't have to bother with it next

year. You say it's all going to be its

sort of get it out the way. You see,

actually most evenings are have my

breakfast just before I go to bed. Yeah,

and that's what it gets it out of the

way. You know them until the next morning

you can get up and you're out the house.

Breakfast time required. Can I just

pick out a few odd entries

here?Happy the third.

9:00 Ring gob.

10:00 Ring gob. 11:00 Ring

gob. 12:00 Ring gob. 1:00

ring gob. Yep. And then the next

day. There's 42 phone

calls ring gob. Yeah, who's

got?

Well, she's a woman in my

life.

Irma Golem.

Says Ring Gob.

If you want do you have much?

Spare time with ladies due to know about.

Wow I don't know about women written.

I've met a few women in my time

and they're all very nice. My mother was

a woman.

And her mother before her was

a woman grandmother. I'm not sure

if she was a woman or

not.

I think it was a woman. Cub

Jul I the 3rd 9:20 Go

out 10 four come in 1024

go out got 1210 come in

145 go out 25 come in

255 Goa 256 come in 257

go out 450 come in. She

got a busy diet.

603 go out again. 643 forgot to

come in again.

Yes, I forgot to come in that time.

Panic. I'm in again later. It

says 7:00. Missed the programme, yes.

El Dorado.

And I thankfully come in again 728,

but I've listed disappointment because I

like the sunshine.

Tell us about your hobbies then. What I

mean apart from catching insects to do

anything more physical?Are you out and

about? Are you asking if I sort of, Well,

I do some country dancing.

Well, it's also about sort of thing. I

mean, I, I can't read out. In fact, I've

got a note. I made a very careful note.

Of a step that the country dance teacher

taught us this. Find it here, here, here

it is, you see, And I had the feeling I

wrote it all out.

12.

Really. It's coming.

Sorry, I boring. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's fascinating.

Law.

Quite complicated, I'm sorry.

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