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Alright, come on in. Take a seat right
here.
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Thank you.
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So, when was the last time you've been
to an OBGYN?
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Um, well, to be honest, it's been a
couple years.
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Oh, okay. Um, so you haven't had any
physicals in a while then, right?
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Not really, no.
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Okay, well, I think, you know, since
you're here, we should probably just try
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and get that out of the way before we
continue with anything else. Would you
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okay with that?
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Yeah, no, I would.
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Okay, cool.
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Um... Do you want to talk to me a little
bit about what you're here for?
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Is there anything you're looking for?
Feature?
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Well, it's a little
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different, I guess. That's okay. You
know, you're completely safe here.
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come in here for all kinds of reasons.
It makes you more comfortable. You can
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get the doctor in here, too, who can,
you know, really get you feeling a
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more safe and comfortable.
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Yeah, no, that sounds like a really good
idea.
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All right, okay. I'll go to the doctor
in a minute. Okay, sweet. Thank you. All
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right, Ms. Robbins, this is Dr. Crew.
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Hello, Dr.
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Crew. How are you? I'm good. How are
you?
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Your name?
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I'm Reed. Reed. Reed. Nice to meet you.
And welcome to the sperm clinic.
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Thank you.
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So, what brings you here today?
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I'll be honest, doctor.
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I, um...
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I really want a baby.
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I've always just wanted to be a mom.
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And I was really hoping I could just
come in here and maybe, like, do a test,
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get some compatible fur, maybe get a
turkey baster.
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Okay. You know?
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Well, first, you're not in a
relationship?
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No, but I don't really need to be in
one.
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Oh, so you want to take this on?
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Head on.
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Very commendable. Yeah. Most young
people your age really aren't interested
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something like that.
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Okay.
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You've come to the right place.
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You know, here at this clinic, we've had
a little over 500 very successful
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pregnancies. Is that true?
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Wow, so that's exactly why I came here.
I knew you guys could help me.
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So, we have a different approach, as you
were kind of leading on to with the
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turkey baster and stuff like that.
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We don't do your typical artificial
elimination.
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What we try to do here, and we've been
successful at it, is more of a hands -on
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approach.
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That is a little different. I don't
think I've heard of that one before.
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We're kind of... We want them to be
personal for you.
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Kind of unique in the way we do things.
We're, you know, very...
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probably the only clinic that offers
this type of insemination.
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Well, is my insurance going to cover it?
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Yes. We handle all PPOs and others. So
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really, all you need to do, and this is
a general form, and it's just, what it
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does is, they'll hold the clinic here,
light up, or...
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There's a lot of responsible for
anything that takes place.
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But as I said, we've had over 500
successful pregnancies. So we guarantee
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work. Right. So if you just sign right
there.
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There we go.
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And go ahead and sign there as well as
witness.
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Oh, that's very cute. You have your name
right there. Okay.
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Thank you.
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All right. Well, if
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you're ready to perform the procedure,
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which is what you came here to do,
correct?
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I get to do the procedure today?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's even
better than...
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Expected. We're going to have you put
this on.
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Yeah, just go ahead and change into
that. Just go over a couple more little
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formalities here. Put it on right here
in front of everyone.
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Yeah, just here.
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Oh, yes. Yeah, just so we can also get
out of the way, check for moles or
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anything that might be of concern.
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Yeah.
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I know it's a little cold in here. If
you'd like to leave your socks on,
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more than welcome to leave your socks
on. But go ahead and just remove all
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clothes. Including underwear.
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Yes. Okay.
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Looks like you don't have any tags or
anything of concern, so that's really
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good. Yeah.
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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Okay.
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This part may seem a little different or
odd to you.
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I will have to examine your body.
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And just, it's also part of the...
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The personal touch.
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Making you feel comfortable.
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So, you know, don't want you to, you
know, feel uncomfortable.
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Just allow yourself to enjoy.
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We're here to provide something that
you've always wanted.
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You're about to experience a beautiful
process.
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Well, what I need to do is...
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have you.
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Run right around here.
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And for a quick little examination.
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There you go. There you go.
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Just wrap it. There you go. Perfect.
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You can just lean back on your elbows if
you'd like as well.
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Yes, just relax.
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Okay. And before I'm at it, I might
perform just a little breast exam.
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Is that normal?
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Yeah, you know, I mean, you're here for
a reproductive system. We want to make
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sure that we're able to provide healthy
milk and everything.
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Hey, I guess that might... I want to
feed my baby.
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Let's make it just... There we go. Just
want you to be nice and relaxed.
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If it's a little cold in here, just let
me know. We can turn the heat up, okay?
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It's a little cold. Okay, just...
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Relax here. You seem very tense.
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There you go.
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Yes.
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You've got great, I mean, breath.
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You'll definitely be able to be
successful in your breastfeeding. Thank
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Is that normal?
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Mm -hmm. He is checking your pH balance.
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Yes. Mm -hmm.
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And right now he is checking the depth
of your cervix.
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Hey, just relax.
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Remember what's going to happen here.
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We're looking for a baby.
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You're going to be a wonderful mother.
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Thank you.
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There we go.
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See,
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look. Your breathing is going up. That
means you're enjoying yourself.
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Do you mind taking my glasses for me,
please? Oh, of course, doctor.
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You're doing very well, patient.
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Some patients shake and clover a lot
more during this part.
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It's really reassuring.
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You're doing very, very well.
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That's a really big turkey baster.
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That's the turkey, honey.
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That's normal, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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100%. There we go.
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Let me just remove shoes.
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Don't want to accidentally hit anybody
with them.
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Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
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Did you enjoy?
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Oh, fuck.
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That's right.
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Part of the process is enjoyment.
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Right breathing.
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Beautiful journey.
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I just want to be a mom so bad.
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This is the best way to achieve that. I
know you guys can help me.
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Some of the other places you would have
already been gone.
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Yeah. Just hoping something was going to
happen.
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Would you mind that if you were two?
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Have an orgasm. That's with the whole
moving of... eggs.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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That's it. Pull me as deep as you want.
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It's so deep, doctor.
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Oh, fuck.
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See, I told you you'd get a little warm
in here.
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Yeah, I'm starting to get a little...
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I've typically just tutored or have not
had sex in a while.
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I don't think I've really fucked in a
while.
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Fuck. Oh, my God, Doctor, it feels so
good.
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That's what we love to hear.
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You're making me feel really good.
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You love to hear that here at the
clinic.
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You're doing wonderful.
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Look.
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Oh, my gosh.
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She's very much into it. She's drawing
me in with this leg.
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She's very receptive. Oh, my gosh. Oh,
my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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So glad I came here.
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Nurse, note, this is probably one of the
tightest patients ever.
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Oh, fuck.
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And she's just really kind of gripping
down on the cockpit.
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Oh, wow.
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That's wonderful to hear.
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Make sure to include that in the chart.
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This is the part where we just kind of
slow it down.
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Just let your body kind of catch up.
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Okay, doctor.
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Pussy to me, doctor.
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It does.
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Very wise.
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This has to be one of our, if not, most
energetic candidates
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we've had. Oh, absolutely.
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Because he's doing that.
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Oh, my God. Perfect.
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You're such a hardworking woman.
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I really want this baby.
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We really, really want you to have a
child.
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You're very enthusiastic.
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Anything to help the doctor.
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It's way deep inside you. Make sure the
sperm gets all the way up.
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Taking it like a champ.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah, you look nice in purple.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I must be a mother. I can't wait for you
to meet the other doctor.
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Oh, no, please hold me up, doctor.
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One of the biggest ones I've seen.
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This is perfect.
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Thank you so much. Raise her up so it
doesn't fall back in.
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I'm just going to let it all seep in.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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You're going to be a wonderful mother,
sweetheart. I can't wait.
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Please stay like this for at least five
minutes so that the gravity will pull it
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down.
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Be sure they're going to have a
successful incarnation.
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Okay, no problem. I'll be sure I stay
just like this.
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The nurse is here for you.
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Perfect.
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Congratulations, sweetheart.
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Thank you so much.
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