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The moon is so pretty.

Sing, whenever the moon is so pretty,

make a wish.

Then your wish will come true.

Really? Yes!

Moon,

I wish to be an Official.

I want to be a decent one, to arrest criminals and corrupted officials.

"Fairness and Justice"

Who comes this early in the morning?

Broken down drum! Broken down board! Broken down court!

Fetch your Broken-down official!

How dare you insult our Honour?

He is just a junior official.

Is he worthy to be insulted by me? Mr. Fong Tong Kan.

Fong Tong Kan?

You are the best lawyer in Canton, nicknamed "Mirror Fong"?

This is the lawsuit.

I represent Mr. Lin to accuse Wong Lo-chou's wife.

When Mr. Lam went to collect rent,

she tried

to rape Mr. Lin.

We are falsely accused

It was Mr. Lin who wanted to rape me wife.

Where is His Honour?

He's gone to your grandpa's home.

Check!

No way, I'll counter.

I check again.

Then I will kill your king.

Don't think that you are great, being a magistrate.

How can I compete with you?

Do you remember what I told you?

You should be a decent and honest official.

Dad, but you were a...

Yes, I was a corrupted official.

I could do anything for money.

Since I have done so many bad deeds,

twelve of your brothers died before me.

Your brothers died one after another.

I could do nothing, but to repent

and donated all my ill-gotten gains to charity.

That's why your life is preserved.

I made a calligraphy for you as decoration.

That's "HONESTY".

However which way you see it, its says "POVERTY".

Uncle... big trouble, big trouble,

Uncle, grandpa. What's the matter?

Come, come and have some sweet potato soup.

It's delicious.

Puppy, my 9th son, quickly eat it up.

Mom, I am Sing, your 13th son.

Do I have so many sons?

Little boy, who are you looking for?

I am your husband.

How about you?

I am your grandson, grandma.

Oh my, you've grown to be a lovely girl,

Hubby, eat now or it will get cold.

I am Sing, Mom.

Uncle, we will be rich.

Let "Mirrow Fong" lead the show.

We will take advantage in the middle.

A good opportunity indeed.

I've spent so much to buy this position,

just to make money out of such cases.

You despicable son.

I've asked you not be a corrupted official, why won't you listen to me?

Mirror Fong is the first lawyer in Canton.

You think you can compete with him? Don't even dream about it.

Alright, dad.

Let's go. Grandpa, we are leaving.

Son, you've forgotten to take my calligraphy.

I'd rather leave that "POVERTY" for you.

What are you standing around for?

I am Fong Tong Kan.

Being a scholar, I needn't kneel in front of you.

You are cocky, aren't you? You're always helping the rich to bully the poor.

Sending seeds out during winter.

I've wanted to teach you a lesson for some time now.

Thank you, Thank you...

I've heard that your mom is hospitable.

No matter local people of foreigners, she won't mind.

I've known

that you always greet others "God-father".

You are welcome,

but my mom is really hospitable.

No, he means your mom is hooker.

You mean my mom is a hooker?!!

Well, when did you see me

sending shit to others during winter?

That was only an analogy.

Well, so was mine an analogy of

your mom's friendliness.

I don't always greet others God-father, you...

I wouldn't know yet

but Wong's wife did intend

to rape Mr. Lin, with prove beyond doubt

Render appropriate punishment.

His wife intended to rape him?

I've been framed, your honour.

Mr. Lin came on pretext of collecting rent,

but indecently assaulted my wife.

When I came back, I saw him holding my wife's hands.

He pressed my wife on the table, and wanted to rape her.

I couldn't helped attacking him with a wooden stick.

Then his lackeys rushed in

and held me down.

Lin Chi-Yong, you held other's hands.

Obviously, you wanted to rape his wife.

Your honour, you are so smart and wise today.

Really?

You look great too.

I always look great.

Are your palms red?

Show me please.

What are you doing?

You said, holding hands constitute raping,

so, am I raping you now?

Take a seat and watch the exhibition.

The fact is, Mr. Lin wanted to take his house back,

for failure to pay the rent.

In turn they blackmail

Mr. Lin accusing him of rape.

Please render a fair judgment.

No, your honour.

The house was rented by Mr. Lin's dad to my dad.

Since my dad saved his dad's life.

So, his dad rented out the house at 30 taels a year.

We pay the rent promptly every year.

Do you have the rental deed? Let's have a look.

Yes. Its so small like a "god-son", how to read?

Or would you rather read

the "God-father" sized deed

Which do you prefer?

The "God-father"

Good, and I thought

you'd never greet anyone as "God-father"

"God-father" is here, read it out aloud

I, Lin Da-fu, am renting the house on Tai Shu Street

to my benefactor Wong, so as to repay his good deed.

If they are unable to pay the rent of 30 taels a year

they cannot be evicted nor can the house be

rented out to another party.

My sons and grandsons are obliged to honour this rental-deed.

See? Your dad has willed no fault even if he doesn't pay the rent.

In turn, he pays rent promptly every year,

how can you evict him?

Yes, we do pay 30 taels every year.

What? It should be 30,000 taels!

What?? Just cos you say so?

Your honour, are you learned at all?

I should have known you are not...

Let me show you.

The deed should be read... this way.

The house is rented to Wong, to repay his good deed.

If the rent of 30,000 taels a year is not paid

give notice, evict and rent to others.

How could be amended this way too?

Can you make your judgment now?

Is the delay in judgment from a lack of payment?

This cheque for $3,000 taels is...

NOT yours.

This is for you, your worth is only this much.

Take it.

One tael?

If you don't want it, just forget it. No, its alright.

Hurry up. Announce your judgment.

Wong didn't pay the full rent, you should move out as soon as possible.

Return the house to Lin Chi-yong.

On Mrs Wong raping Mr Lin

since she didn't succeed, just forget it.

Mr. Lin is indeed generous.

Thank you!

You are heartless!

"God-son", take me advice, better go home and be a farmer.

You dare call yourself an official,

you are truly a laughing stock!

The Chi's sedan chair is here to pick up the bride.

Who would think anyone would marry that TB zombie

Even Pao Lung Sing can be magistrate,

what more this, anything can happen. Come on, let's some tea.

Sir, where are you going?

I would like to go for a stroll.

No, please don't... Why?

That's too much.

Yu Fa, go out and have a look.

Magistrate Pao is out coming out!!!

Stone him to death...

Sir, there is danger out here.

In that case, we'll use the rear exit.

Uncle, it's safe, come out.

It's alright.

Let's go!

What's the matter?

We welcome you, Bastard!

I wonder if its meant for you?

Impossible. I am not called "Bastard".

Stone him.

Take a look, it's fresh.

Come, buy my vegetables.

Mister, buy 2 carrots, it's fresh.

So far, so good.

This disguise works.

Magistrate Pao!

Deep fried Magistrate Pao, deep fried Pao Lung Sing.

Brother, this is STINKY bean curd,

what's it got to do with Pao Lung Sing?

Bastard Pao stinks worse than fermented tofu.

How can you say that?!!

Deep fried Pao Lung Sing.

Today's story is...

Pao was raped by a few strong men.

This corrupted magistrate deserves to be raped...

Am I really that disgusting?

Yau Wai, tell me, tell me the truth.

Yes, yes you are, after seeing you for a while,

I do feel nauseous.

Sigh, even if that were true, you could exercise a bit of restraint.

Pao was towed to the cess-pool,

the muscular men force-fed him with dung, and as he ate,

he seem to be enjoying it.

He then said, "I can't stop eating!".

Am really that bad for you

to taint me so despicably?

No matter what it maybe I'm nonetheless a magistrate!

Although I am not handsome,

But you needn't slander me like this.

Not everyone finds me so despicable.

Anyone here who likes me, raise your hands.

If you are not happy raising your hands, leave them where they are.

Running away like that is like... what does that mean?

Where has everyone gone to?

Gone to take whatever weapons they can find.

Stone him...

I think, they are against me blindly.

Isn't that obvious.

What a failure!

I make no money, and everyone end up hating me.

I must educate the future generation.

Because children will be masters of the future.

So long as they like me a little, I will have hope of a future.

Little friend.

You look like good boy, I a guy who love kids.

Who could have imagined,

a puny guy like that has so much saliva.

How can it be,

a terminally ill guy like that get married?

That's right.

Wow, astonishing.

Causing a ruckus in my jurisdiction,

who does he think he is?

I'm Panther, the Royal Constable, out to arrest the 10 Most Wanted.

Whoever gets in my way, no mercy will be given.

What become of the sedan chair?

Son, go receive your bride.

Such a waste!

It could be that her husband would die at anytime

You'd wish that he dies so you could take his place?

I didn't say so, it was you who said it.

Magistrate Pao...

No I am not, mind your tongue,

or I will report you to the court.

You don't have to deny,

I recognize you from your smell.

I would be honored to have your presence grace my son's wedding.

You are finally appreciated,

you should give thanks to Buddha.

Did you say you appreciated of me?

If it weren't for magistrates like you,

how then do we criminals ply our trade so easily.

So you are a smuggler!

Sir, please give face and

come in to have some wine and tea.

Alright, come, let's go.

Remember to give us an auspicious red pocket. This way. Please...

A cheerful expression for the happy occasion.

It's almost done, just a tad more.

Old timer, your son's coughing is really BAD.

Not to worry, he is fine.

Don't cough your lung out, pal.

He's alright, don't worry!

What's that he coughed out? What's this?

A piece of liver!

Hey pal, are we having hot pot later?

Ah... what a relieve.

I'm done painting, please be at ease.

Uncle, they are getting married, stop dreaming.

What? That he may not last through the night?

He's so sick he coughed his liver out.

Is that really liver?

What do you think?

Thank you!

Cousin Yuen Kwan, Congratulations, you now have a daughter-in-law.

Am only a step-mother,

these festivities is merely a formality.

Cousin, I've heard that

you've kept a copy of the Wah-Yim Sutra.

Can I have a look?

You go first.

You criminals will not escape me

Panther, you rely on your powerful sword

if you have guts, drop your sword. Alright!

Attack!

Panther, your hands are powerful,

if you have guts, don't use your hands.

Alright.

Get him!

You have a powerful kick,

If you have guts, don't use your hands, legs or sword.

Alright!

Wow, what kind of a voice is that?

Someone has been killed, quick, report to the court.

I am an official.

What do think I am?

I am the Royal Constable,

Lui Pao,

also known as the "Thunder Panther".

I've been hunting down notorious criminals

the past 7 days and nights.

In reality the entire lot of scum are nestled in here.

Sir, I don't know any of such things.

Why are they here, for the festivities?

Sir, my son's getting married.

I didn't know they had sneaked in.

Really?

Sir, even if you beat me up I wouldn't dare lie to you.

Magistrate Pao, don't you think so?

Magistrate Pao, where are you?

Magistrate Pao...

Sir, he is paying no respect to us.

It's gutless to hide under the table.

Just be quiet, we're just here to catch a breath.

He seems to be powerful now,

let him have the limelight.

Once he makes a mistake,

then we'll attack. Skin him alive and break every bone in his body.

What's the matter?

I'm researching how to eat pork,

why do you need eavesdrop.

You are the so-called Magistrate here

Yes, I am.

You must must be in cohorts with these criminals and

plotting a rebellion against the emperor.

That is as good as you at framing others.

Since we are in the brotherhood of justice,

let's share the "cake" where

mine is the bigger share and you'll take the smaller.

I want it all.

Oh, that's good too.

Then what can I help you with?

I tell you now that my visit today,

is actually undercover,

to look into crimes of murder and arson.

Thank God, I and Constable Panther

have uncovered you as the head of

Murder and Arson gang.

Men, arrest him.

Your honour, its not my doing,

I've been framed.

Its not my doing.

Alright, deal! Thank you!

They said we will have 50 thousand taels within the hour.

We just leave and they'll

arrange to have two ladies to accompany us

Just two?

I want TWENTY!

Sir, please wait here.

I'll check if the ladies have arrived.

They're here, coming through

Is everyone here already?

Go over and entertain Sir Panther well.

Sir.

You punk...

How dare you step over me

you shit-head.

That bastard Magistrate Pao has fallen into the hole.

Bastard, stone him to death...

You deserve it, so-called The Great Kung-fu Master, hmphf!

What's going on? What are you guys playing at?

How can you drop rats in there to torture him?

Sir Panther, don't despair,

I'll put a snake in to prey on all the rats.

Wait for me, Uncle.

Hurry up, the banquet be over soon.

I want to be in time for dessert.

It's almost dawn, you'll be lucky if they've saved you an orange.

Your Honour...

I am not...

Your Honour, wait

we know you've spared us

and dealt with Thunder Panther

and saved the entire Chi family.

We represent the Chi family to welcome you

Let's cheer for Magistrate Pao.

You are great! Bravo!

Magistrate Pao, please give us a speech.

Say something decent.

Have they served the noodles yet?

Magistrate Pao, we haven't even eaten the roasted pig,

we have reserved one solely for you.

Let's go.

Let's go have dinner.

Thank you your honour, you are really wise.

You're welcomed, take it as my gift.

Old timer, heard that you haven't eaten the roasted pig, is that true?

Oh, it's you again!

Are you going to spit?

Stop it, or I will beat you up.

This is for you.

The great, Magistrate Pao.

Thank you.

Treat you wife well,

or I will lock you up.

I will, I will.

Eat more liver, it's nutritious.

Now, go to your wedding chamber

Go now, go...

I don't want to marry you.

I want to marry Magistrate Pao.

Magistrate Pao...

Siu Lin...

Good, Siu Lin...

Come here, Siu Lin.

What the hell are you doing, uncle?

Handsome guys and pretty girls are staring.

Go!

Be careful of fire.

"Pretend to have stomach ache. Line up for a toilet."

♪ Pretend to have a stomach ache, to line up for the toilet ♪ Help!

What's the matter? Go.

Don't move!

Let me handle this.

You'd better go.

Uncle, if you can't, you should let me do it instead.

Damn it, how dare you hit me?

The entire Chi family is dead!

Don't touch anything!

How dare you! How dare you attack another person in court!

Bite, bite with all your strength.

I am NOT afraid!

Uncle, stop toying with him,

mind the foot.

Its none of my business.

Let go of me...

How dare you, do you know...

I know nothing.

Do you understand...

I know nothing.

Nonsense! Men, prepare for him punishment. Beat him.

You want to beat me?

You dare you beat me? You low-level magistrate want to beat me?

Do you not know I am the son

of the Imperial Navy's Commander, the Honorable Shang Kwan.

Is Navy Commander a senior position?

Senior then yours by TWENTY odd levels

Brother Shang, have you eaten yet?

Brother Shang, would you like some tea?

Is the finest "Mah Lau Mit" tea, ok?

No! I am a decent and honest magistrate.

Shit, even the if emperor commits a wrong,

He should perish by the law! "Punished", its punished.

Just the same, if he were the Prince!

Mrs. Chi, did he kill your family?

Yes, your honour!

My family, all in all 13 of them, were killed by him.

Please render justice.

Please tell the court what actually transpired.

Your honour,

Shang Wai is my mother-in-law's cousin.

He always visits the family.

On that night, my husband was very ill.

I went to the altar to ask for blessings.

Suddenly,

Someone covered my nose with a handkerchief.

I could only smell very potent medication,

There after, I passed out.

When I awoke,

I was already...

I was violated by Shang Wai.

You beast! Guards!

Beat him 12738 times.

Skip it! Let me do it!

Uncle, don't be rash, let her finish.

Alright, go on.

On that night...

You beast, you are inhuman...

Enough!

You were unconscious just now,

want a re-take as a compensation?

Don't come over.

You asshole!

How dare you, have an affair with her!

Shut up!

Hands off me!

Shut up...

Shut up...

Yue Kwan...

You bastard, you killed my wife.

I won't let you off, I will report to the court.

Father-in-law!

I'll kill you, I'll kill you!

Don't be impulsive, let her finish her testimony.

Time keeper, describe the scene in detail!

I was on my rounds, suddenly

I heard Chi's dog barking wildly.

So I went in to have a look.

I saw dead bodies everywhere,

and I saw Shang Wai and Loi Fook fighting.

Then I was kicked and lost consciousness.

Thereafter, I saw nothing.

Summon Loi Fook.

Did Shang Wai kill all 13 members of the Chi family?

Yes

he wanted to kill me too.

Don't be afraid, I am here to protect you.

Help your honour, please help me.

You said you would protect me.

He already gave me face,

if I weren't around, he would have gone for your throat.

Thank you your honour.

Then, what happened? Lock him up temporarily,

chop him after examining the bodies.

Lock him up first,

chop him after examination of bodies. Yes.

You want to kill me? I won't give it a damn.

I won't give it a damn.

What did you say...

You made a mistake. Where is justice?

Mrs. Chi.

Don't worry, I will try my best.

To take revenge for your family.

Uncle, you've done a great job.

What's shinning?

It's the light from the gold, Sir.

It's you?

We work for our own masters in the court.

And I'd like

to compensate now.

What compensation?

As an old Chinese saying, there is golden house in the books.

If you do me a small favor,

you needn't study,

but get his golden house free.

Let's discuss it.

What do you mean?

Mister Shang Wai is the son of Sir Shang Kwan.

You have know it, right?

But, do you know that...

Mr. Shang is the buddy

of Eunuch Li.

Who is that?

Isn't he Li Lin-ying, the most powerful eunuch?

He is the right hand

of the Empress Dowager. You scared me.

These money

is sent buy Mr. Shang to you as present.

What the hell do you want?

Mr. Shang's mom is now 97 years old.

She loves Mr. Shang very much.

She heard the news about Mr. Shang.

She's been crying again and again.

Mr. Shang hopes you. Mr. Pao,

to let Mrs. Shang pay a visit to her grandson.

Sir, you'd better take an easily the rest.

Tomorrow, I will lead Mrs. Shang to leave the prison.

Why don't you just give a hand to such simple matters?

Are you bribing me?

Isn't it the practice of you?

I have been an honest and decent...

I won't be bribed, I tell you.

Have you ever heard of it? Yes!

But, just be considerate, she is so old.

Yeah, she is old, I have to respect her.

Filial duty is the first thing we Chinese should do.

I am a little bit tired.

Yau Wai, lead them to the prison. Yes!

Wait!

When I wake up,

I want Shang Wai kneeling in the court, got me?

Sure... thank you Sir.

This way please.

She is almost a hundred's years old.

She just wants to see grandson, it's alright.

Let me go...

You know? My dad is the Navy Commander.

My God-father is Eunuch Li.

I want to kill your family.

Don't chat so long,

you know, you will make me feel difficult.

Sorry for bothering. Thank you!

Who are you?

Your grandma is coming to visit you.

Grandma?

Dad...

Are you looking for death?

You have made a big trouble.

Dad, take me away.

Where can you go?

I am the Navy Commander.

Even you escaped, the government'd still request me to arrest you.

I disguise to visit you,

it's a big risk you know?

If I am discovered, I would be in trouble.

What'll I do? I am scared. Don't worry.

I've employed Mr. Fong to defend for you.

Mr. Shang,

you have to tell me every details.

Don't miss anything.

How is the case? Can you help?

Luckily, it's 5 o'clock,

we still have 4 hours to work.

What are we going to do?

To change white to black.

To change the accused to be the prosecutor.

Tomorrow, you have to remember...

Court...

Yau Wai...

What's the matter, Uncle?

I haven't got up yet, why you start the court?

Mr. Chan has come back early in the morning.

Mr. Chan.

Yes, he is the magistrate,

you are the acting magistrate.

He's recovered, so he will be judge.

You've had a sound sleep,

so I didn't wake you up. Shit!

Uncle...

Sir.

Sir, this case has been...

Cut the crap, step aside.

Step aside. Yes.

Uncle, sit here.

Damn it.

Mrs. Chi, you sue Shang Wai of killing your family.

Other than you, who has witnessed it?

Summon the coroner.

Sir, 13 people of Chi's family and a dog.

Their faces all turned to black.

I tested it with a silver needle, it turned black too.

I am sure that they were poisoned to death.

I discovered a pot of sweet soup.

It's mixed with arsenic.

How dare you!

Your family was poisoned to death.

Why did you claim they were beaten to death by Shang Wai?

You are framing him, aren't you?

Sir, I am framed.

Sir, I saw Shang Wai chasing after her servant...

Who saw Shang Wai chasing Loi Fook?

I saw it, the time reporter saw it too.

Time reporter? Summon the time reporter.

Sir, I didn't see Shang Wai chasing after Loi Fook.

When I entered the Chi's garden, I saw Loi Fook

chasing after Shang Wai, Shang wanted to counter attack.

Later, I was kicked by Loi Fook, then fainted.

I didn't know anything at all.

This is not what you said last night, you...

I felt dizzy last night,

so I couldn't tell every details.

Think before talking, such thing...

Shut up!

Summon the drugs store keeper Chu Yee.

Right, sir. Yesterday at noon.

This woman came to my store to buy drugs.

She said there were rats in her house,

so I sold her a catty of arsenic.

I didn't, Sir.

I didn't buy any arsenic in this store.

I always go there

to buy coughing herbs.

Who is it?

Sir, I am Fong Tong Kan, I want to sue someone.

He...

Who are you going to sue?

I represent Mr. Shang to sue...

Mrs. Chi who blackmailed My. Shang.

She failed, thus she framed him of murdering.

I want to sue Mr. Pao,

he is bribed and want to fame Mr. Shang.

Sir, I've heard that,

Mr. Pao has been bribed by Mrs. Chi with $30,000.

Now, his house is filled with money.

Really?

Men, go check it. Yes!

Sir, we are trapped.

No, I have to tidy up our place first. Freeze.

Sir, there is much money in Mr. Pao's place.

Pao, you are now temporarily suspended.

Until the truth has been discovered.

Mrs. Chi didn't give me money,

he gave me money.

How dare you framing others now?

If your speak up again, I will beat you.

I...

Uncle, save it, they are allied.

Come on. Just stay with me.

My God-son, I can't help you now.

And, I want to sue Mrs. Chi who killer her whole family.

Sir, I am framed.

Sharing Wai killed my family.

How are you miss up in court?

Men beat her mouth. Yes!

I am framed.

Sir, how come the accused become the prosecutor?

You are fired.

If you don't keep your mouth shut, I will beat you to nuts.

Men, summon Shang Wai.

Sir!

Sir, I am Yiu's brother.

Last night!

I discovered the affair of Mrs. Chi and Loi Fook.

Mrs. Chi begged me not to disclose the secret.

And she asked me to discuss with her in her place.

I went to her place, she made some sweet soup.

But her family had all gone.

She wanted to treat me sweet soup.

You are lying...

Beat her mouth again. Yes Sir.

Sir...

I suspected that, and I didn't drink it.

Later, I discovered her family were all dead.

Loi Fook rushed in to kill me,

he asked his dog to bite me.

I am scared, and I rushed to the street, Loi Fook was after me.

Suddenly, he shouted for help.

I didn't know what kind of code is that,

Later, Mr. Pao and his men arrived, they arrested me.

You are lying...

Summon the gynecologist.

Sir...

I've checked...

Mrs. Chi.

On the day the tragedy happened,

she was mated with someone.

And she is now pregnant.

That's right.

Her husband is having weak penis.

Doctor said he couldn't have son.

The public knows it.

Now she is pregnant,

it proves her affair with Loi Fook.

Summon Loi Fook.

Sir!

How dare you seduce your master?

And you killed Chi's family, don't you know it's felony?

Sir, I did have secret affair with Mrs. Chi.

But I didn't poison Chi's family, she did it alone.

I didn't...

You are lying! How can she fall for you?

Who will believe in you? Show me evidence.

Mrs. Chi loves me,

for she thinks that I am civilized, she sent me a poem.

I've brought it here, sir, let me read it out.

"Once we meet, I know we are two of a kind."

"Who cares how long can we stay, just enjoy our time".

Sir, please read this.

I am framed.

How dare you hook with your servant,

and poisoned you family to death?

Now,

all evidences are enough to prove you are guilty.

Are you going to admit it?

I am framed.

Give her punishment.

Sir, stop it, she can stand no more.

Uncle, stop arguing.

I know bureaucracy.

I know that traps are needed in politics.

But, you are going too far now.

You have no say here.

No...

Go on.

Mrs. Chi confessed.

Well, she will have her capital punishment after Autumn.

Yes. Lock her up now.

Adjourn.

Sorry!

You bastard, you allied with them to set me up.

I won't let you go.

Snow! It's snowing.

Snow in June.

It's a set up.

Come and have judgment again...

Uncle... It's a set up.

The house is empty,

where can we get the evidence?

Are you expecting the evidence is put on the table?

You should discover is yourself.

Bravo. A tough dog.

Isn't it the dog of Chi? Bill!

How do you know that?

Who wrote it?

I remembered,

you asked them not to move the evidence,

and you wanted them to label it.

God is helping me.

Show me its head.

Turn it!

Not poisoned?

Obviously, its neck was broken.

It's killed.

Why were they found poisoned?

I have to check the bodies.

It's felony to interrupt the dead bodies.

Oh, the head is connected by needles.

If the needle is pulled, the body will be separated.

He was beaten to death.

But the needle turns black.

It proves there is a poison inside their throats.

Hurry up, it stinks.

I have to check another body.

Try stabbing into the stomach.

If they are poisoned, the needle will turn black too.

It isn't, there is no poisoned substance inside his stomach.

But there is poison in the throat?

I guess, they were beaten to death.

Then, the poison was poured into their throat.

So, the poison could never reach the stomach.

Right!

I've got it.

Bingo!

I've got it.

Bravo.

Sir, why are you here?

I am coming to arrest you.

Do you want to destroy the evidence?

You will be put in jail.

Mr. Chan.

Mr. Shang.

Well done.

You are very wise.

You know they will come back to look for evidence.

Set a fire and destroy everything.

Yes Sir.

And, uproot the trouble.

Ask someone to go to the prison and...

Pal, please tell my senior,

how about let me change

to be stained waitress...

You nuts.

Your nephew is smarter than you, he is the stained waitress.

He is going to against you.

He is now staying home and having soup.

You deserve it. What id you say?

You corrupted official.

You deserve to be put it jail.

I am not in good mood, cut the crap.

I won't give you face.

So what? Come and fight with me if you have guts.

Don't push me, I will beat you.

You bastard,

you should stay with that bitch.

Which bitch? What did you say? Repeat.

That's Mrs. Chi.

She is right behind you.

You mean behind this wall?

Yeah.

You should have told me earlier.

Mrs. Chi, I am Pao Lung Sing.

Where are you?

Save you crocodile's tears.

Just charge me anything you want.

In fact, I do want to go to heaven to stay with my husband.

What a pity that,

I am having his baby.

Is that consumptive's blood?

No, I mean you husband?

My husband has got a hereditary nostrum.

He took medicine regularly, he had almost recovered.

And he got the reproductive ability too.

So great.

Why don't you come here?

So you could torture me.

You misunderstood.

Look at me.

In order to fight for justice for you.

I was dragged down too.

I misunderstand you, I am sorry.

It doesn't matter, I wish I could go out.

And you will let me copy your hereditary nostrum.

However,

I think they will kill me this time.

Sir, I am sorry.

Please don't say that.

Mrs. Chi, please give me your finger.

I don't think there is no justice at all.

I promise, once I am alive.

I will try my beat to save you.

Thank you Mr. Pao.

Uncle...

You bastard. Cut the crap.

You are sentenced to death. Death?

They said you allied with notorious robbers.

Smuggling arms. Pushed an old lady to the sea.

And raped a pig.

Never, I didn't rape a pig.

Anyway, they wanted to frame you. You will be dead meat.

I've discussed with grandpa.

Before your death, we want you to leave a descendant.

So, we've got you a virgin.

I want that too. You will be the next.

Cut the crap, go in and reproduce.

Yu Fa, hurry up.

It's you.

Of course.

Don't waste time, hurry up.

Yau Wai, mask me please.

You needn't be masked, but I have a new method. "Incredible Stance!"

Yu Fa, you are incredible!

Cut the crap, let's go now.

Mrs. Chi, don't worry,

I will come back to save you.

Go.

Sir, I wish you to be safe.

Lucky forever.

Son, I am glad you are back.

Great, you have got you memory.

Mom.

Son, it's great to see you.

Your dad is seriously sick.

Are you alright?

I am glad you are rescued.

I am useless, I lost you face.

How come? It's you who is not as vicious as them.

A corrupted should be vicious. A decent official should be more vicious.

Or, how can you cope with those bastards?

Son, go to the capital to sue them.

I do want to do so.

I have half cake.

I've kept this for 20 years, you'd better make good use of it.

What is it?

The Judicial Secretary is

my best friend.

Once he was almost starved to death.

I had a cake, I just gave him all.

Late, he returned half to me.

He said, when he got rich,

if my descendants took this cake to him.

He would try his best to help us.

But I am afraid I couldn't compete with them.

How come? We are from the Pao's family.

In Sung Dynasty, our ancestor Pao Ching...

The Great Judge? Yeah, that's him.

He wrote this sacred scroll.

I've learnt everything.

Why don't you tell me earlier? Where is it now?

It's under the table.

But I can't read such letters!

This is ancient letters.

You didn't study hard, that's why you don't know.

Ask someone to teach you.

I know it, dad.

What else do you have?

We have a Royal Sword.

It is sent by the Emperor, take this to the capital.

Where is it now?

Take it.

This is authorized to kill the corrupted king and vicious officials.

Take it.

Yau Wai, keep the sword.

Dad.

I just want to...

What's wrong with you?

Do you want to set me free so as to kill Pao Lung Sing?

You are nasty too.

I will kill him into pieces.

Yau Wai, mom does give us some gold.

Why do you carry so many carrots?

That's the gold which Grand-mom mentioned.

I think these carrots are enough for us to go to the capital.

Uncle, there is something over there.

That idiot seems to be you.

No, he isn't like that.

Thank God.

Uncle, is this the look you've just made?

It seems to be very dangerous.

We passed.

That's him.

Don't go.

Run!

Don't go!

Hurry up, it's getting dark.

Hurry up, let's go on board.

Untie the boat.

Don' go, bastard!

Don't chase after me.

Wait for me.

A girl.

Why did you risk so much?

Someone wants to kill me, so I should run for my life.

Don't go.

You can never escape.

Bastard!

Don't go, bastard.

Who is he calling?

He is greeting me as Betty.

Betty?

Thank you for your help.

May I know your name?

Stone Mansion.

And you. Stone Talk.

Don't mention and don't talk?

Stone Mansion. Stone Talk.

Forget it.

Why did the guy chase after you?

I know it...

He wanted to rape her, so...

Nuts, he is a man.

Don't panic,

I will be the boss, I will help you to calm down.

Come on, eat now.

Miss Stone,

are you going to the capital?

Yes, we are.

But we won't go into the capital.

Come on, help yourself. Sure.

Why not go there together,

so we can take care of each other.

Ask brother.

But you have to help us in the show.

I know nothing.

You may take a lesson.

What?

Come and eat some food, come on.

Take this. Come on.

Bravo!

Underwear.

Ying,

where are you going?

I don't want to bother you, since I know you are not happy with me.

I'd better leave.

Where are you going?

I don't know, just go anywhere.

You'd better get a shelter here.

If you stay, I will take care of you. Thank you.

I won't reject your hospitality.

You are nasty.

I...

Damn it, just a small trick!

Now, I have got free accommodation and meal.

What a coincidence?

How did you come in?

There is a hole.

That's the hole for the rat.

I know how to shrink my body.

Wonderful!

Cut the crap,

the inn is full.

I am afraid we have to sleep in the same bed.

How come?

We are men,

unless you are... I am not.

So, come on.

Ying, come out now.

I am coming.

What's the matter?

Your relative wants to see you. My relative?

I've found you at last.

Shut up, I don't want to see you, get lost.

I don't... Shut up.

I don't... Shut up!

Why don't you let me greet you?

Miss Betty.

You are so smart!

If I were smart, I wouldn't have been beaten.

You almost discovered my secret.

What? Miss Betty.

They are so kind to let you stay,

why do you cheat them?

Sorry, she is a girl.

She is called Betty at home. Dad!

You are a woman?!

You know,

it's not convenient for a girl to fool around.

So she dressed like this.

Girl, say sorry to them. Go.

Oh, you're your brother's sister,

and you're your sister's brother too!

Please don't tease me.

Miss Betty, would you please come over?

Stop bothering.

I want to tell you something about Uncle Sing.

I will be right back.

I've checked,

this circus is going to the capital.

We just have two carrots, how can we afford going North?

Let's follow them to the capital!

You needn't teach me.

Brother, you can't do that to her!

She is a girl.

I don't know it at all.

So, you know it now?

Ying!

Sleep with me tonight.

Great!

Wait, I daren't sleep together, I am afraid of darkness.

No problem, I will accompany you.

What a beautiful moon.

It won't be beautiful soon, come and sleep.

Have you chatted with others on the roof top?

I hate this most.

I forgot which old man told me.

When the moon is most pretty,

tell her your wish,

then your wish will come true.

Have you ever made a wish to the moon?

How about you?

I made a wish, I want to be a decent official.

Until now, I know it's hard to be a decent official.

But I am between decent and nasty.

I achieved nothing.

I've heard the muscular man

scolded our as bastard,

who are you?

My surname is Pao. Are you Pao Lung Sing?

Do you know me?

All the people in nearby provinces know you!

You were fired in order to fight for justice for a woman.

You courage is praised.

In fact I am not.

I daren't look down.

To my mind, you are the most courageous hero.

Since you force me, I have to admit.

Since I love low profile.

And, please don't report to the court.

I may sleep outside.

If you don't sleep with me,

your identity will be easily disclosed.

You'd better take care.

Think of me any time.

You've to wear more clothes when you are doing shows.

Remember, think of me, got me?

Don't court girls. Don't seduce man.

Don't worry, I won't.

When will we meet again?

Next year, we will meet in Spring when the flowers blossom.

Take care.

Is this your cake? Yes!

I am glad to see you, how is your dad?

He has just passed away.

Why kind hearted people don't have long life?

Be frank,

I come a long way here to meet you,

I just want to help me to sue someone in front of the Emperor.

What is it about?

I was an official.

But a rich guy hooked with a corrupted official...

Stop it! Damn it!

I hate such kind of people most.

Uncle, I am so glad to meet you.

Tell me, who is that guy?

I will fight for justice for you by all means.

He is called Shang Wai.

His dad is that bastard Shang Kwan, the Navy Commander.

Your Excellency, what do you think?

What's your idea?

I wish I could chop their heads off.

And use their heads to clean my ass.

Uncle, let it clean mine too.

After cleaning your ass, return it to me, I will clean mine again.

And again?

I will lend it to you.

Do I have a shave?

Uncle, may I know your name?

I am Shang Kwan!

It's a trap!

I won't give it a damn!

Your Excellency, it's so decent of you that,

this guy... Save your breath.

What? Save your breath! Go now.

The officials are protecting each other.

My dad helped you once.

Even you don't help me, you should give me some advantage.

Maybe,

pay me a million or something.

Your dad just gave me a tasteless cake.

I could just repay you a cake.

But I am kind enough to pay you 100 times of it.

You really have guts. Yau Wai, let's go.

Freeze, you needn't hurry.

Why not eat the cake first?

Men, feed them with cakes.

Come on, open you mouth.

Swallow it...

How dare you!

Even the Emperor could do nothing to me.

Why not kill them?

No, I want them to stay in the capital to be beggars!

So as to lose his dad's face.

Yau Wai, how are you?

Are you alright?

I feel a little bit hungry.

Thank you for you help. You are welcome.

Daughter-in-law, come and thank his Excellency.

Thank you... You're welcome...

When will you give birth to the baby?

Next month,

you have to join this birthday party. Sure...

Get away...

Come on, buy some incense.

You will be blessed.

Miss, come and buy some incense, come on.

Do you want to sell incense?

Uncle, we have been driven to a dead end.

We will have some way out.

I know, but we haven't eaten for days.

Thank you...

Pal, but I am an official.

Free buns!

Miss, please give me one, one more please.

I haven't eaten for days.

Yau Wai, don't take those buns.

You will become a beggar at once.

I prefer being a beggar, forget about me.

Listen to me please. Don't block my way.

Someone is distributing money.

Yau Wai.

I am used to being a beggar, I could never be an official again.

I won't be a beggar!

How dare you cheat for meal in our place? Go to hell.

Go to hell...

Pal, you cheat for a free lunch?

So what? I'm going to some place else.

Right, I'd like to be a cheater.

Come again when you have time.

Mister, I can tell from your face that,

you must be a visitor.

I can tell you must be rich.

Fung, Chun, come and serve our VIP tea.

Come on, have some tea.

You don't like it? Come to our VIP room then.

I will serve you with the best dishes, come on.

Mister, don't hurry, take care.

Eat some more fish, come on.

Are you full?

Well, have some wine.

Come on, this is my toast. Stop bothering me.

Come on, drink it.

No one cares only eating in a prostitute house!

Nuts! No, he isn't nuts.

He's good taste,

no interest in such ordinary girls.

I've to serve him with our treasure...

Yu Yin.

Let's go out...

You...

Don't care who I am.

It's fate for us

to know each other now.

I...

Shut up, let's close our eyes,

to guess the character of each other,

say identity and interest.

One two three.

You are a woman.

You are a decent woman, you don't care about money.

And...

Guess what I am.

I don't know your past.

But, later...

You will become a handicapped person.

You haven't a penny,

how dare you come to our place?

Don't come over.

Or, I will stab her eyes.

Dare you visit a whore house without money?

No money but have great meal?!

And order girls.

I will cut your balls out.

How dare you?

Have you seen it? This is the correct way to beat him.

No money at all?

Just some cheap clothes? Damn it.

Just one old book!

Don't touch my book...

Don't burn my book.

You can't damage it. Don't!

It's over. From this day onward,

you have to be gigolo for three months.

Clean it, work hard.

Poor the water.

How poor is he, he can't shut up his mouth.

How can he eat?

Ask your mistress out.

Or. I will scold her family as well.

What's the matter?

Your girls have taken all my customers,

what do you think?

The clients pay whoever they like,

it's not our fault.

No way, I want you to repay my loss, give me tea and say sorry.

Otherwise, I will teach you good lesson.

Do you want to quarrel with me?

Your son has no ass, your dad is a gigolo.

Broken ass, you love eating chicken ass.

Big ass, blame me for your poor business?

Let me scold you... No, I will tell you my story.

My dad died when I was 3,

when I was 5, 7, and 8 my dad died too.

I seduced men early at 10,

I slept with your man too.

How dare you, old bluffer! If you've guts to show me your man,

I'll have the guts to court him.

I want to squeeze you to death.

You have guts to squeeze me, I have guts to enjoy it.

I...

Damn you.

What is this word?

Isn't it "Smart"? It's "Smart"...

Damn it, it's "Shame", don't you feel shame?

You started to seduce man at 7,

now you are 40. Don't you feel shame?

You'd better go to hell.

What have you achieved in your life?

I've trained 4 famous hookers,

they are the top ones in the capital.

Right, but they are now under me.

Haven't they told you?

You are old and you have no money.

Even your girls left you, you should suicide.

You are stupid, even you become a ghost, you'll be a stupid ghost.

You will become a shit-head in your next life.

What does that mean? Shit-head!

Do you want to quarrel with me? Got lost!

Wonderful.

I love you. Good. Go to hell!

What are you doing? Don't ask me.

Don't you feel it? Close your eyes first.

You still want to fool me like this? I was terribly beaten.

I won't beat you,

I just want to chat with someone.

Why?

I feel lonely, and I feel cold.

Is it that serious?

I always face those bastards,

I can't make friends with them.

I am bastard too. No, you are not that bad.

That's right.

Hold me.

Do you need that?

I won't fool you.

I just want a man who is not so disgusting to give me warmth.

No way?

Just take this as charity.

Alright.

Be frank, you have to give me a red pocket.

Bastard, how dare you court my girl?

You want to quarrel? I don't want to quarrel with you.

I pay you living,

dare you court my girl? You're heartless.

She said it's boring to be hooker, she is bored.

She just wants me to comfort her.

You are hooker, an old hooker.

Have you ever felt Lonely and cold?

Yes.

None of your business.

None of my business?

I'm a whore, I don't want you to have happy life.

Bad mood, unhappy clients.

No clients come and we will close. If we closed, I've to sleep on the road.

Isn't it my business?

How dare you answer back? You will suffer!

Before my death, I will pack up your bones.

Your son will have no ass.

You mean your son?

How long can you be that cocky?

Until you die.

I... You are beautiful if you don't make up.

You will live happily if you die.

You... I will drive you mad anyway.

If I were a ghost, I would have scared you to death.

How come this guy is so powerful

in quarreling?

Are you alright? Get lost!

Kid, don't go if you have guts.

I will look for help and quarrel with you.

I am waiting.

You... Damn...

We heard you had a terrible quarrel with Auntie San?

She even twisted her lips.

It was no big deal.

You're the "Sharp Tongue" in the brothel now.

Someone comes to challenge us again.

How dare you! Let me handle it.

I'm working now.

If Yu Yin doesn't come to serve me tonight.

I'll turn this place over to find the criminal.

Impossible. She doesn't sell her body.

I won't pay, that's okay.

What are you doing? Panther is here!

Hide up.

There's a pond over there.

Sir.

Sir, don't to this. I'll shout for help.

Go ahead! Nobody will hear you.

Help...

Beast!

Could you stop now.

The Duke is here. He wants Yu Yin too.

Really? Yes,

he brought a pate young man with him.

There's someone.

Duke!

So this is Yu Yin.

No...

Kidding, she is so pretty, but you said "No"?

No wonder, she is the number one here.

Brother...

Have a chat.

Come with me.

Yes, take you time.

Don't do this. I'm going to scream.

Go ahead! It's useless.

Beast!

There's a guest with Yu Yin.

I'm the Secretary for Home Affairs, who is going to stop me?

Please, Secretary for Home Affairs. Get lost.

He's here?

If he catches me here, he'll tell the queen,

I'll be in deep shit.

It's a pond out there.

Under the bed.

Please don't go in...

How dare you lie to me?

There's no one here.

You can have a bridge party now.

Can you handle it?

Don't worry.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name? Ai-Shin-Chue-Luo.

Stop it! Or I'll scream.

Go ahead. It's useless.

How come men are all like this?

I'm getting bored.

Beast!

Have you ever played the "animal chess"?

Elephant eats tiger, tiger eats cat,

cat eats rat, rat eats elephant!

Rat, you know what to do?

Who is it?

Sir, a great hero like you indeed acts bravely in bed, too.

I'm here to learn your skill.

Bastard! Get out!

Sure, but I have a big mouth.

I just don't know how to keep secrets.

So hundreds people might come to admire you.

They'll be you cheering team.

Here's the money! Get out.

I pay you, do it quickly.

I...

It's either you or me to leave. You go!

Alright, you go...

Help... What's the matter?

You arranged some audiences here?

Like what I did. Come out.

Who are they?

They're the professionals who do talk shows.

They will tell

a new story about you.

I'm sure

the audiences will love it.

Just forget me.

Only one?

We've four.

Alright, three more.

Thank you.

You were great!

Take it!

You are pretty smart.

You Majesty.

How do you know that?

Forgive me please.

I found your royal underwear.

Please forgive me.

Maybe it was dropped for I am being scared.

Your Majesty.

It's a secret that.

I came to the brothel.

Whoever tells,

I'll kill all his family.

Your Majesty, I have to ask for a favor.

If you don't help me, I'll tell the secret.

I'd rather get killed.

How dare you threaten me?

Why do you have so much interest in observing the plants today?

I observed the weather

to be quite abnormal lately.

I guess,

there must be some injustice.

Your Majesty,

everyone is having a happy and stable life.

Is it?

Then why would someone file a lawsuit?

Some villains are too bored with their life.

Set up, it must be a set up.

But Pao seems

to be decent.

Pao looks like a rat.

His father was well known for his corruption.

Like father, like son.

He is corrupted too. Right...

Is he that bad? Sure!

He came here to sue someone before?

Summon Pao Lung Sing.

You Majesty. Rise.

Did he come to sue someone?

Yes, Your Majesty.

He took bribes,

and tried to frame my son.

But his boss was smart enough to fire him.

He's still

a wanted criminal.

How did Your Majesty get to know him?

I have people bringing me news from everywhere.

According to my information.

He even work as a pimp in a brothel.

I'm sure Your Majesty won't trust a pimp's words.

Unless you've been... Bastard!

How could an Emperor visit there?

Yes...

I've never been a pimp.

I hide up to study.

I want to return to fight for justice.

You're never been a pimp?

Bring Auntie San.

Luckily I've got the secret information. He would be dead meat.

This woman is the owner of that brothel!

She'll identify Pao.

Yes, sir.

Is he the pimp of your brothel?

No! I've never met him.

What's wrong? You've never seen pretty girls?

Step aside.

If he's not a pimp, I can trust his words now.

Tell us about your case.

I used to be an alternate judge.

But I was bullied by my boss, Chan Pak Cheung.

Who framed a poor woman.

She was pregnant and yet she was sentenced to death.

I need a fair trial.

He's lying,

anyway, he's a criminal.

What was his crime?

He tried to interrupt dead bodies.

No, I tried to investigate the real cause of victims' death.

Because the death was suspicious.

You both sound right. What should I do?

Let's make a bet.

Here's an apple.

If you can stab into it with this dagger.

I'll let the case retrial.

Please think about it.

If you miss, you'll be killed.

Your Majesty, stop considering.

It's difficult to make it if we put it on the table.

Let's put it on my head.

Take care, You Majesty.

Take care of yourself.

You're really...

Loyal to me.

I'll let you replace my position to hold the apple.

Go ahead!

Ready? Okay!

Your Majesty,

I'd like to have my eyes covered first.

You used to do it like this?

No, but the blood will make me sick.

Alright.

Come on!

I think the victim must be framed.

The case should go to court again.

I don't mean to force you.

Not at all.

Justice comes first.

Pao, come forward.

You're now appointed the supreme Judge.

Go with the Secretary and the Navy Commander.

To re-trial the case.

Panther, you'll guard Pao's life forever.

You're appointed as "Great Kung Fu Master".

Go now with Pao.

Thanks, You Majesty.

What rank is the Supreme Judge?

First.

Great!

Your Majesty, thanks very much.

I've tried my best, you should treat me out.

Let's go to the brothel.

Great!

It's time. Chop.

Please forgive her.

Don't listen to him. Chop.

Decree from the Majesty. Stop chopping.

Take the criminal under custody.

Wait until Supreme Judge come and rejudge.

Mr. Pao.

"Fair and Justice"

Mr. Pao wants to prove Ms. Chi's innocence.

Go and give him a hand.

Dad, I will re-establish our reputation today.

What's wrong?

How come your face is so black?

Uncle wants to be tanned to look like Pao Ching.

Is that your idea?

Uncle, how come you're not tanned?

I had a mask with me. I just need this mark.

How come you're so tanned?

I was trapped.

The murder case of the Chi's family,

will be re-trailed by,

three departments.

The most superior judge would be Pao Lung Sing.

And the Secretary of the judicial Department, Mr. Fa.

The Navy Commander, Mr. Shang and me.

Keep silence in court.

Today, no one's allowed to speak foul language.

You can't curse at each other's parents or mention any sex organ.

I should be granted special rights.

Alright, you can curse at other's mother only.

Damn your mother.

Uncle, you'll win for sure.

Dessert.

He's nothing special, except he uses a bigger desk.

We'll find a way to fight him.

Have a sip.

Don't worry.

Eunuch Lee supports us.

Try our best to beat him.

You'll get him.

Your... What?

Your Honour. What's wrong?

You shouldn't say so.

You shouldn't stare at me.

What? You stared at me.

You stared at me, you knew I was staring.

I can call you slut,

but you can't stare at me.

How dare you call me slut?

I'll tell!

Slut...

You can't do this. He's appointed by his Majesty.

Damn you mother.

You can't curse in court...

Damn you mother.

There's nothing to do with any mother.

Damn you mom.

You are slut!

I'm here to re-trial the case.

I did not ask you to speak yet.

You're tried to offend the Supreme Judge!

Tell me, are you slut?

You can't leave.

You claim yourself great?

Why did you step out?

What's your problem?

Do you want to play some tricks?

I came with other people for fun.

I just step out a bit.

Alright, I will step back.

Cut the crap, step back...

Stand behind the yellow line...

Stand...

So what? So what?

Shit, I step forward again.

Shit, I step back again. So what?

So what? Are you going to beat me?

Alright!

You all heard

that he asked for it.

I've never seen any request like this.

Sir, we should question Chi first.

Mrs. Chi, what do you have to say?

We'll be fair.

Sir, it's all under you control.

My family was murdered,

by Shang Wai,

and I was raped by him, too.

Summon Shang Wai.

Your Honors.

How did

her family die?

She killed them.

Summon the drugs store keeper and the coroner.

Your Honour.

Mr. Chu, from you last statement,

Mrs. Chi bought arsenic in you store, right?

Yes, Your Honour.

Coroner,

and you testified that the dessert was poisoned, right?

Yes, Your Honour.

Look, here's some sugar and poison.

If we pour them in,

it'll be too sticky.

Do you think anyone would want to eat this?

Maybe,

Chi's family was too stupid.

Would you like to try some?

It's wonderful, drink it, then you can fly.

Help...

You're stupid too, you are not willing to drink it.

Don't you think the dead would be smarter than you?

Maybe she didn't use all those arsenic.

So where did the rest go?

I've searched all over didn't see any.

If she didn't need that much.

Why would she buy that much?

So the truth is... you lied!

I didn't lie, Your Honour.

Really?

We stole this account book from you.

Not many people buy arsenic.

And you only ordered half a catty of arsenic.

And yet and said you sold her a catty?

Sir, I have a very bad memory. Bad Memory?

How about a few months ago

when you testified? You always have poor memory.

Great Kung-fu Master. Yes, Sir.

I asked you to examine the bodies,

and what was the result?

Please turn around.

Your Honour, look.

Only the throats

turned black.

According to my experience.

Some one must have poured poison into their mouths.

So the poison didn't reach the stomach.

Every bodies had a serious fracture.

Their heads were put back together with nails.

I think the murderer must be an great master in Kung-fu.

Later, someone wanted to cover it.

Shang Wai, did you hear it?

Sir, I have something to say.

He just said

the killer knows Kung-fu. Well.

But Mr. Shang doesn't know any Kung-fu.

So, how can you prove him to be the murderer?

Then why did we

arrest him in great effort?

I'm born to be strong.

Really? Serve him with great punishment.

Yes.

If you don't resist, you'll suffer from the penalties.

If you resist, it means you know Kung-fu.

Eunuch Lee arrives.

God-father.

Your Excellency. Buddy.

I come to hear

the trial.

I brought something for Wai, my God-son.

God-father.

Behave yourself.

If you commit any crime,

I'll punish you, too.

But if anyone wants to frame you.

I'll back you up.

Of course...

This is from the queen.

If you wear it, nobody is allowed to hit you, except the Emperor.

No one is allowed to hurt you.

Your Honour...

Uncle, we can't beat him, what'll we do?

How wise is he!

Maybe they were not

poisoned to death.

But Chi might have hired a killer to murder them.

The time reporter also saw Wai being beaten up, too.

We should punish Chi to make her confess.

Prepare the penalty.

You're so smart.

I admire your flattering ability.

Mr. Pao, what do you mean?

Nothing serious,

I'll say something else...

You... Don't mention my mom.

Who mentioned to punish Chi?

Mr. Pao, you don't have to distract our attention.

Prepare for the punishment. Yes.

Wait a moment.

Who is going to give order?

What?

Mr. Pao, you're very bureaucratic.

If we let you get promoted in future,

you won't even respect the Empress Dowager.

Respect has a different meaning to me.

I respect His Highness from the bottom of my heart.

Unlike you who always talks,

but not really respect her.

You... You were not filial

to your mother, by becoming an eunuch.

You're not loyal because you don't respect the Empress Dowager.

So what would a damn sissy

guy sitting here for?

How dare you talk like this?

I'm the Supreme judge.

You're just a housekeeper

of the royal family.

I'm standing, how dare you sit there?

I must teach you about manners.

Okay, I'll report to His Majesty, and kill your...

Damn you father.

Go ahead if you think you can walk out of here.

Shut the door! Release the dogs.

Mr. Pao...

I can handle this by myself.

Let's come back to the trial.

Alright. Asshole.

Who do you mean? Whoever answers me.

You bastard. I'll ignore you.

You're maniac.

Damn you.

Go to hell...

Sissy asshole.

Your Honour.

Mr. Pao is dragging time, let's go threatening the witness.

Go. Yes.

Isn't that the coroner?

How come he's beaten up like this?

He made a false testimony.

He took bribery and he framed that victim.

So Pao beat him up like this.

The drugs store keeper Chu Yee,

was cut into two halves by Pao.

It hurts.

Help... What are you doing?

It hurts.

I can't walk. I can't move.

Don't tell lies. Don't come close.

It hurts... help...

What are you doing? Go away, help...

What are you doing down there?

I want to write the word "miserable".

I can't read. Don't bother me.

I'm over.

It's your turn.

You have a rat face, eagle nose,

elephant ears

yellow teeth, pig legs,

big mouth

cow waist, and chicken chest.

If I were you, I would have committed suicide.

I... You took off your pants before sleep.

The marks of ass are all over your body.

Damn you...

Your Excellency, are you alright? Come and take a seat.

Go to hell!

Why don't you punish her?

You've messed up for ages.

Are you delaying on purpose?

Of course not. Go on.

Summon Loi Fook and the gynecologist.

Your Honour, we're willing to tell the truth.

One by one, let's question Mrs. Chi first.

It's not your turn yet.

Punish Chi first.

I feel great pain. Are you pretending?

It hurts. My baby is coming out.

She's acting. Let's just go ahead to punish her.

Come on.

Wait, let's ask the gynecologist's opinion.

She'll know it after a check.

It hurts.

Sir, her baby is coming out.

What would you say?

I'm not the judge. You'll decide it.

Let's vote.

If you think she should be punished now, hands up.

Three to one! Punish her! No way.

Everybody can vote here.

Hands up if you think she should have her baby labored first.

Let her give birth...

Let her give birth...

Let her give birth...

What would you say?

We can't offend the public.

Let her have her baby labored first.

Alright, Chi is permitted to have her baby labored first.

Be careful. It hurts...

There was something wrong with your testimony.

I'll give you another chance to tell the truth.

What did you really see on that day?

I...

I saw Shang Wai beating Loi Fook.

So the dog attacked Shang Wai.

But Shang kicked the dog to death.

Loi Fook got away and I tried to escape, too.

But Shang kicked me hard, and I fainted.

Why didn't you say this last time?

Because Mr. Fong gave me

500 taels to lie.

Your Honour, please don't kill me.

Mind your tongue.

You mean everybody is lying?

Loi Fook, what did you see on that night?

I forgot.

Did you commit adultery with Chi?

Did she ask you to murder the whole family?

No, I only had affair with her.

You said Chi was very fond of you.

She even wrote you a love poem, right? Yes!

Bring him the love poem.

Could you read it once again?

We are two of a kind.

Our love will last forever.

There're few words missing, right?

The is another poem,

idiot.

What character is this?

Damn it. You can't even read the word "Dead"!

Kill him.

How dare you frame her up?

Men, kill him now.

No, Your Honour, I am framed.

Fong gave me 5,000 tales,

so as to frame Chi.

I still have 3,000 taels at home.

Bastard. How dare you to betray me?

You did commit adultery. Kill me, sir.

I have evidence.

I can't never have any affair with Chi.

I'll show you.

Show us them.

I was born in a poor family, so I castrated myself.

I wanted to be an eunuch,

but I didn't have money to bribe the eunuch, so I failed.

Then I went to work for the Chi's family.

So I can't have any sex.

Another damn eunuch.

I don't mean you.

Alright.

Let's dismiss Fong's title first.

Then we'll trial him later.

What do you think?

Sure, whatever you say.

Fong!

You'd better tell the truth.

I'll consider a slight punishment if you turn to be stained witness.

Fong and Loi Fook are guilty of bribery,

so they should be chopped to death.

You're so vicious.

How are you. Slap him.

Uncle, they were seriously hurt.

So we don't have any witness now.

My son, I've brought the Royal Sword to you.

Mom, you...

Grandma, stop playing, we are busy.

Take the salted fish away.

This is not salted fish, it's real.

Royal Sword?

Uncle, make sure of it, may be...

It's really a Royal Sword.

Shang Wai,

don't you think I couldn't beat you up?

In front of me, you could never tell lies.

I'll chop your fingers off!

Are you going to confess now?

Asshole, get lost.

My Sword is authorized to kill the corrupted and nasty.

I don't want to hurt you.

Since the reign of Ching,

I've never heard of Royal Sword.

What is this?

This is not common stuff,

you don't know it of course.

Grandma, tell them!

Which Emperor granted this to our family?

This is granted by Emperor Sung-ching of Ming Dynasty.

Ming Dynasty?

You used Ming's sword to chop the official of Ching Dynasty?

You mean a rebellion?

In fact... the atmosphere is too tense,

my mom and I just want to do something

to give you fun. Don't you mind this?

If you swallow it, I will take this as fun.

Well, I will do it.

Thank you...

Now, it's alright. Back to the trial.

Forget the things just happened.

If you don't show any evidence to accuse Shang Wai,

you have to adjourn. Then Wai will be a coquetted.

Hey, the baby is born, congratulations.

Stop messing up, decide it now.

Well, we have no choice but

test it with blood.

Blood test?

Right!

Scare him first!

Shang Wai you said you didn't rape the accused.

So her baby must have nothing to do with you.

So, your blood can't be matched with its blood.

If you take the blood test, you've chance to proof you're innocent.

If you don't take the test, you must be the murderer.

Go ahead.

I scare nothing.

It's matched, you must be the murderer.

You'd have raped her and then killed her family. You'd not deny.

Men, prepare the guillotine.

Impossible...

God-father, the kid is not mine.

It is not mine. God-father...

I am here, don't panic. You have to help me...

If you were not the adulator,

why the blood matches each other?

That must be your kid, you can never explain.

He is not my kid.

I screwed her that night,

how can she get pregnant on the next day?

Oh, you screwed her!

You beast, how dare you cheat me?

Are you happy? Here is the truth.

I won't take care of you.

Please give way. Mister, how are you?

Honey, why are you here?

It's you and father-in-law who asked me to come.

That's my son?

You mean, he is my son?

You bastard! How dare you trick me?

So what?

Stop talking to him. Shut the door and let the dogs out.

I won't care about you, I am leaving.

God-father...

Don't come over.

Bastard, do you want to rebel?

You said you didn't know Kung-fu,

now you confess again.

Stand back. I'll kill him.

Eunuch Li, thank you for sacrificing yourself.

I will report to His Majesty and give you a great funeral.

Open the door, let the dogs out.

Don't come over.

Panther, throw him here.

Sir, it's me.

I've seen it, go out and fight again, great Kung-fu master.

You dragged me to death.

Do you believe I would kick you to death?

Please, would you don't swing the car?

I will have care sick.

Congratulations...

Thank you.

I am not longer official.

Why do you open a drugs store,

and quit you post?

I can't explain to you for you are too stupid.

Look at your sister and Yu Yin.

Honey. Be careful, have a kiss.

Mrs. Pao.

I've given Mr. Pao

the hereditary nostrum.

After taking the medicine, he was capable to have two sons.

Now he is going to use this in business.

"India's miraculous cure"

From India.

I could have such great achievements is all because of His Majesty.

I miss him so much.

Luckily, I have his underwear as my collection.

I feel great after smelling it.

I gives me strength.

It's of good taste too.

Don't miss it.

Prince Tin has arrived.

Welcome...

Mr. Pao, I could send you any congratulations.

But I've to tell you a bad news.

His Majesty passed away.

His Majesty...

What's wrong with it?

Why?

Sickness. What sickness?

It is... Syphilis!