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You're over here, jerking off our swap
sign.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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My name's Lexi, and my family decided to
try this new family swap thing.
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It's basically where you trade places
with another family for a day and see
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that feels.
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My stupid therapist thought maybe this
would be a good idea for us.
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Candace arrived first.
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She seemed nice.
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She seemed too young to be a mom.
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I really liked her, though, and I think
she'd be fun to hang out with.
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Charles is my family swap dad.
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I'm not usually into older men, but he's
pretty hot.
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I keep thinking.
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I wonder if he would fuck me.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like.
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Are they bigger?
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I wonder what my real dad would think if
I fucked him.
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I'm still not sure about Juan.
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He looks at me funny.
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I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or
he's still trying to look down my shirt.
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I bet my new little brother has a hard
-on for me.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey. You must be Juan.
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And you're Lexi? Mm -hmm. Nice to meet
you.
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Oh, um, do you have a shower by any
chance?
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Yeah, over to the left by your room.
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All right, thank you.
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Mm -hmm.
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What? You got water all over this one.
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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Let me help you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Am I making you feel uncomfortable?
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No, not at all.
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Your dog is just pointing right at me.
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You're gonna have to take care of that.
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You can't have a bunch of built -up
testosterone around this house right
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Then, about halfway through the swap,
things got a little bit crazy.
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Picture one.
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It's been a great week so far.
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I agree.
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You are so sweet.
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You know, I think I like you guys better
than my own family.
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Well, I'm gonna get some water.
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Would anyone like anything?
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Oh, um, actually, I think we'll go with
you. I'm pretty thirsty, too.
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Okay.
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Take a look.
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I told you.
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I'd help you out with this.
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What are you talking about?
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I haven't seen your boner this whole
game.
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They're in the next room.
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What are you doing?
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It's way bigger than I remember.
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Such a nice hug.
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the cups are right over here
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I
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didn't mean to show you too much of
myself
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pretty attractive for an older guy.
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Thanks, I guess.
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One of the reasons my therapist said I
should be on this show is to work
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my daddy issues.
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Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.
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Well, why not?
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You're big and strong.
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I like it.
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Yeah, I don't think this is such a good
idea.
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Well, it looks like you're interested.
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Come on.
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We should go check on that.
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What was that?
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Uh, Juan knocked over the lamp.
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How did Juan knock over the lamp?
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Are you insinuating something?
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What have you been up to? You guys have
been in the kitchen for a long time.
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I was getting water.
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Like gallons of water?
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I wasn't up to anything.
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What are you doing in here?
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You're over here jerking off our swap,
son.
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I'll show you what we were doing in
here. Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, I'll show you. Show me.
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I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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I'm sorry.
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um um
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Wow.
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um um um
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Oh, my God.
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I kind of want to see you suck her.
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Lexi.
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Sit on this cock.
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Yeah.
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Are you getting for me?
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Sucking your dead cock.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Bye. Bye.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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yeah.
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Amen.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Just like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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If they ever air this show, my husband's
going to kill me.
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe you guys can be my family
every weekend.
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I like the sound of that.
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