All language subtitles for Crossing.Jordan.2001.S03E03.Til.Death.Do.Us.Part.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-iJP_track3_[eng]

[Marshall Crenshaw]
♪ WELL I'M GOIN' OUT

♪ I'M GOIN' OUT
LOOKIN' FOR A CYNICAL GIRL ♪

♪ WHO'S GOT NO USE
FOR THE REAL WORLD ♪

♪ I'M LOOKIN' FOR
A CYNICAL GIRL ♪

PUT THAT SWILL DOWN.

I GOT YOU ONE BIG,
SISSY COFFEE DRINK

AND TWO CRULLERS.

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

THANK YOU, JORDAN.
THANK YOU.

THAT'S, UM,
VERY NICE OF YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.
I DO.

BUT, UH, I THINK WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

MIGHT HELP IF I KNEW
WHAT "THIS" WAS.

THIS, THIS.

YOU BRINGING ME BREAKFAST
EVERY MORNING.

US GOING OUT TO DINNER,
US GOING TO THE MOVIES,

THAT HIKE WE TOOK
LAST SUNDAY.

THIS.
I MEAN...

COME ON, JORDAN,
LOOK AT US.

OKAY, I JUST DON'T SEE WHY WE
CAN'T HANG OUT TOGETHER, OKAY?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

THE BIG DEAL IS THAT
THERE IS STILL

A SEXUAL TENSION
BETWEEN YOU AND I.

THERE, I SAID IT.
I DID IT.

OKAY, I JUST ASSUMED
THAT THAT WENT AWAY

ONCE WE KISSED
THAT TIME OUT IN L.A.

ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME THAT

SINCE THAT HAS HAPPENED,

YOU HAVEN'T FELT ANYTHING
BETWEEN YOU AND I?

[cell phone ringing]

HELLO, CAVANAUGH.THIS IS HOYT.

[talking on police radio,
sirens sounding]

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT WE SHOULD
FINISH THAT CONVERSATION.

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

THIS IS ST. INEZ.

I KNOW ONE OF THE PRIESTS
AT THIS PARISH.

WE'RE OLD FRIENDS.

OLD FRIENDS, GREAT.

[Jordan]
HEY, NIGE.

HEY.

OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT?

FEMALE, EARLY THIRTIES.

APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN BEATEN.

MASSIVE INTERNAL INJURIES,
I SUSPECT.

LIVIDITY'S FIXED.

SHE'S BEEN DEAD 10,
12 HOURS.

WHO FOUND THE BODY?

[Man] I DID.

PAUL!

CAN YOU EXCUSE US?

BOY, THIS IS A HELL OF A WAY
TO SEE ONE ANOTHER.

OH, I'M SORRY.

UM...HECK OF A WAY.

UH...

I GOT HERE EARLY
FOR MORNING MASS,

AND I SAW SOMEONE LYING THERE.

DO YOU RECOGNIZE HER?

HER NAME IS SANDRA McGREGOR.

SHE WAS A PARISHIONER.

ANY IDEA WHO COULD'VE
DONE THIS TO HER?

I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T
TELL YOU THAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHY NOT?

I CAN'T BETRAY HER CONFESSION.

[suspenseful rock music]

♪

OKAY, BUT LET'S CONTACT
NEXT OF KIN FIRST.

I'LL GET OVER TO HER PLACE WHEN
I'M FINISHED HERE. THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT AN ADDRESS
FOR DARRYL AND SANDRA McGREGOR

OVER ON STANHOPE.

THAT'S ABOUT TWO MILES
FROM HERE.

GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M NOT
ENTIRELY SURE SHE DIED HERE.

SO I TAKE IT THAT WAS
YOUR OLD FRIEND?

YEAH.

HE'D BE A PRETTY
NORMAL-LOOKING GUY,

IF IT WASN'T
FOR THE COLLAR.

MEANING WHAT?

SO WHAT, HE WAS
YOUR BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING?

WE WENT OUT TOGETHER MY LAST
TWO YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL.

WHAT HAPPENED?

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

OH, YEAH. OUCH.

THAT'S GOTTA HURT.

I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO GET
DUMPED FOR ANOTHER GIRL...

BUT, UH...

WELL, YOU CAN WRAP YOUR BRAIN
AROUND THAT ONE.

IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.

HE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

NO. NOTHING AT ALL.

DETECTIVE HOYT?

FATHER CASNELLI WOULD LIKE
A WORD WITH YOU.

I'M SURE I DON'T
HAVE TO TELL YOU

THAT THE CHURCH
HERE IN BOSTON

HAS HAD SOME VERY BAD PRESS
THESE PAST FEW YEARS.

I'M AWARE OF THAT, FATHER, YES.

TO THAT END,
THIS KIND OF THING

NEEDS TO BE HANDLED
WITH SENSITIVITY.

A MURDER ON CHURCH GROUNDS...

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WE'LL
FINISH THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

AND GET IT ALL OVER WITH.

I'LL ASSUME I HAVE
YOUR WORD ON THAT.

YES, FATHER.

MAYBE HE'S AT WORK.

HIS WIFE NEVER CAME HOME
LAST NIGHT.

WOULD YOU GO TO WORK
THE NEXT MORNING?

YEAH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T MET
MY HUSBAND.

EVER NOTICE ANY DOMESTIC
DISTURBANCE

BETWEEN
MR. AND MRS. McGREGOR?

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

IS THAT A YES?

I'M SURPRISED THEM TWO
HAVEN'T KILLED EACH OTHER YET.

THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENED,
IS IT?

LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

ALTHOUGH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW THAT
LOOKING AROUND HERE.

[Nigel] OH, I THINK YOU SPOKE TOO SOON.

LET'S GET A SAMPLE
OF THAT BLOOD

AND LIFT HAIR FROM THE DRAIN TRAPS.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED
THE HUSBAND'S DNA.

YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.

BUG.

I NEED YOU TO DO A PICKUP.

SORRY, I'M NOT ON DUTY.

YOU'RE NOT ON DUTY?

WHAT, THIS?

OH, I'M DOING A CENTIPEDE STUDY
ON SOME SPLEENS WE'RE NOT USING.

IT'S EXTRA-CURRICULAR.

PETER.

YOU BUSY?

WHAT? NAH.

JUST PULLING DEAD BODIES AROUND.

I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT
AS A YES.

YOU GOT A PICKUP?
AND I'M UNDERSTAFFED.

IT'S NOTHING FANCY.
MAN VERSUS STEP LADDER.

I GOT MY HANDS FULL
WITH TINY HERE.

I TELL YOU WHAT--YOU
PICK HIM UP, I'LL CUT HIM.

APPRECIATE THE OFFER.

EMMY.

I'M STILL THE BOSS
AROUND HERE, AREN'T I?

COURSE YOU ARE, DR. M.

JUST CHECKIN'.

THANKS FOR HOLDING DOWN
THE FORT, OFFICER.

WHAT'VE WE GOT?

CARLTON PRITCHARD, 44.

WIFE WAS OUT SHOPPING.

CAME HOME, FOUND THIS.

SHE'S BEEN SITTING THERE
SINCE I SHOWED UP.

HASN'T SAID MUCH.

OKAY. THANKS.

MRS. PRITCHARD.

I'M GARRET MACY

FROM THE MEDICAL
EXAMINER'S OFFICE.

OH. HELLO, GARRET.

Y-YOU DON'T MIND, I HOPE.

I'M NOT BIG ON FORMALITY.

THAT'S FINE.

BUT I NEED TO DO A PRELIM EXAM
ON YOUR HUSBAND.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO ANOTHER ROOM.

WELL, IF IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'D REALLY RATHER STAY HERE.

I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO BE ALONE.

I'M VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

YOU SAY THAT A LOT, HUH?

YEAH, I GUESS I DO.

HE MUST'VE BEEN CLEANING
THAT CEILING.

I'M SORRY?

CARLTON.

HE WAS SUCH A NEAT FREAK.

I-I'M NOT PASSING JUDGMENT
OR ANYTHING,

BUT, I MEAN, REALLY,
WHO CLEANS THE CEILINGS?

DO YOU THINK HE DIED QUICKLY?

FROM THE LOOKS
OF THINGS, YES.

YOU'RE AN HONEST MAN,
GARRET.

A RARITY THESE DAYS.

AND I APPRECIATE THAT.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
MRS. PRITCHARD--

IT'S FRANCES.

AND PLEASE SPARE ME
THE "ALL DUE RESPECT."

THERE'S ALWAYS A "BUT"
AT THE END OF IT,

AND IT'S NEVER RESPECTFUL.

IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME,
JUST FIRE AWAY.

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE
SITTING HERE IN FULL VIEW

OF YOUR DEAD HUSBAND

AND YOU SEEM TO BE
TAKING IT VERY WELL.

I AM, AREN'T I?

I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE

I'M USED TO BEING A WIDOW.

CARLTON IS MY FIFTH HUSBAND.

AND NOW HE'S
THE FIFTH TO DIE.

THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A PANCREAS.

IF BUG'S RIGHT, SKINNY HERE
JUST BROKE THE MORGUE RECORD.

YOU SHOULD SEE HIS COLON.

SOMETHING I CAN HELP
YOU WITH, DR. MACY?

WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE,
I WAS HOPING

YOU COULD DO THE AUTOPSY
ON MY PICKUP.

GUY WHO FELL OFF THE LADDER?GUY WHO FELL OFF THE LADDER.

LOOKING FOR
ANYTHING SPECIFIC?NOPE.

SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THE SCENE?NOT REALLY.

ANY REASON TO SUSPECT
FOUL PLAY?

LAW OF AVERAGES.

OOH. THAT'S CRYPTIC.

YOU WANNA DO IT?HELL, YEAH.

OKAY.

THE HUSBAND DID IT.

I KNOW.
I ALREADY TALKED TO NIGEL.

HE'S ALL ATWITTER
ABOUT IT.

WE'VE GOT AN APB
OUT ON HIM.

YOU FIND ANYTHING?

LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD SEX
SHORTLY BEFORE SHE WAS KILLED.

BUT IT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN
CONSENSUAL.

[Woody] LITTLE SEX, LITTLE BEATING.

SOUNDS PAR FOR THE COURSE
FOR THESE TWO.

I'LL HAVE NIGEL TEST FOR
A MATCH WITH THE HUSBAND'S DNA

JUST TO VERIFY
THAT HE WAS THE DONOR.

[Woody]
IS THAT BLOOD?

[Jordan]
NO.

IT'S SOME KIND OF
WAXY SUBSTANCE.

BUT THERE APPEARS TO BE
SOMETHING ELSE UNDERNEATH IT.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE
WHAT IT IS.

I'LL HAVE NIGEL
RUN AN ANALYSIS.

UH, WERE YOU
IN LOVE WITH HIM?

WHO?

THE PRIEST.

PAUL?

HE WASN'T A PRIEST
AT THE TIME.

OH.

WELL, WERE YOU
IN LOVE WITH HIM THEN?

I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, I GUESS.
UH...

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.

YEAH.

HOW FAR WAS HER PLACE
FROM THE CHURCH?

A COUPLE MILES.

WHY?
YOU THINK SHE WALKED?

IT LOOKS LIKE IT.

WHY GO TO A CHURCH?

THERE WAS A HOSPITAL
TEN BLOCKS FROM HER APARTMENT.

WE NEED TO GO BACK TO ST. INEZ.

OKAY, I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF DIGITIZING

THE SITE OF THE ACCIDENT.

SO IF MRS. PRITCHARD
PUSHED HER HUBBY--

NOBODY'S SAYING THAT.RIGHT.

WELL, YOU KINDA ARE.

RUN THE SIM, PETER.YEAH, OKAY.

BASED ON THE POSITION
OF THE LADDER AND HIS BODY

AND WHERE THE FRACTURE IS
IN HIS NECK,

I CAN PINPOINT EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.

SO, HE FELL.RIGHT.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.SURE WAS.

[Macy] THEN WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS?

I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL.

WHAT ABOUT THE AUTOPSY?

THE AUTOPSY IS
FAR MORE INTERESTING.

PARTICULARLY...

THE TOX SCREEN.

YOU WANT ME TO OPEN
A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION?

YEAH.

THE GUY DIED ACCIDENTALLY.

MAYBE.MAYBE?

WE FOUND HIGH CONCENTRATIONS
OF MERCURY IN HIS SYSTEM.

NOT CONCLUSIVE
BY A LONG SHOT,

BUT IT'S INDICATIVE
OF POISONING.

I'M SENSING THERE'S
AN "AND" COMING?

THE GRIEVING WIDOW'S
BEEN THROUGH

FIVE HUSBANDS
IN 12 YEARS.

MAYBE SHE'S JUST UNLUCKY.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN LUCK.

UH-HUH.

I CAN'T ORDER THE EXHUMATION

OF FOUR PREVIOUS HUSBANDS

WITHOUT IT BEING
A LEGIT INVESTIGATION.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T
FEEL UP TO IT--

OH, NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO HURT MY FEELINGS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

I'M A GIRL, DR. MACY.

WE'RE SENSITIVE.

WHEN YOU COME TO US TO OPEN A HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION,

WE WANT TO THINK
WE'RE THE ONLY ONE.

YOU'RE YANKING MY CHAIN.

WHEN I'M YANKING YOUR CHAIN,
YOU'LL KNOW IT.

I WANNA MEET HER.

IF SHE SMELLS WONKY,
YOU CAN DIG UP WHOEVER YOU WANT.

[Woody]
THANK GOD FOR BLOOD TRAILS.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

SHE WENT THIS WAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS CROSSING MYSELF.

I CAN SEE THAT. WHY?

BECAUSE I'M CATHOLIC.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

WHEN THEY CHRISTENED ME.

OKAY, HOW DID I
NOT KNOW THAT?

WELL, IF YOU HAPPENED
TO WAKE UP

IN MY APARTMENT
ON A SUNDAY MORNING,

YOU WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE YOU'D BE
GOING TO MASS WITH ME.

COME ON.

[Woody]
I PROMISED FATHER CASNELLI

THAT I WOULDN'T DRAG
THE INVESTIGATION BACK HERE,

SO CAN WE JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH?

YEAH, OKAY.

[Jordan]
OH, UH...

ONE SEC.
THANKS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
JORDAN?

LOOK, SHE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.
IN THE CHURCH.

I'M SORRY, BUT I'M
INVESTIGATING A MURDER.

I NEED TO ASK YOU

AS A FRIEND, PAUL...

IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING--

I'M ASKING YOU,
AS A FRIEND, NOT TO ASK ME.

THE SACRAMENTAL SEAL
IS INVIOLABLE.

YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS.

LEMME GUESS, HE WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU WERE FREE SATURDAY NIGHT.

JUST GIMME THAT THING.I GOT IT.

[Woody]
SEEMS TO LEAD TO...

THIS STATION RIGHT HERE.

[Jordan]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT WAS SHE DOING HERE?

I'VE GOT A FEELING THOSE
SEMEN SAMPLES YOU FOUND

ARE NOT GONNA MATCH
THE HUSBAND'S.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

ST. ANGELA.

THE PATRON SAINT
OF MARITAL TEMPTATION.

MARITAL TEMPTATION?

ADULTERY.

OUR GIRL WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR.

[Nigel]
YOU WERE RIGHT.

THE SEMEN DIDN'T BELONG
TO THE HUSBAND.

BLOOD TYPE DIDN'T MATCH.

WE NEED TO FIND THE MAN
IT DOES BELONG TO.

WHY?
WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE HUSBAND.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
WHO SHE'S SCREWING AROUND WITH?

BECAUSE SHE WAS WITH HIM
WITHIN HOURS OF HER DEATH.

HOW DO WE KNOW HE DIDN'T HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?

WELL, WE DON'T,
BUT LOOK AT THE FACTS, JORDAN.

SHE COMES HOME, HE CONFRONTS
HER ABOUT THE AFFAIR,

AND THE YOU KNOW WHAT
HITS THE FAN.

I SAW THE CRIME SCENE
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.

I STILL THINK THAT WE
SHOULD KNOW WHERE SHE WAS.

WELL, I AM AHEAD
OF YOU THERE.

YOU KNOW THAT SAMPLE YOU GAVE ME
FROM UNDERNEATH HER FINGERNAILS?

IT WAS SHRIMP SHELL.
LITTLE CAJUN SPICE ON IT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE
CAJUN RESTAURANT

IN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.

OH. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE LUNCH PLANS.

WHY, HELLO, GARRET.

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

AND YOU MUST BE THE POLICE.

ANNIE CAPRA.

DO YOU MIND IF WE COME IN
FOR A MOMENT, MRS. PRITCHARD?

OH, NOT AT ALL.

I WAS JUST MAKING MYSELF
A GRILLED CHEESE. PLEASE.

I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED I HAVEN'T
HEARD FROM THE POLICE SOONER.

WHEN GAVIN DIED--

HE WAS MY FOURTH--

I THOUGHT FOR SURE
SOMEONE WOULD COME AROUND

AND START ASKING QUESTIONS.

AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT,
MRS. PRITCHARD?

WELL, IT IS KIND OF
SUSPICIOUS, ISN'T IT?

DO YOU MIND IF WE ASK HOW
YOUR PREVIOUS HUSBANDS PASSED?

OF COURSE NOT.

UH, ANDRE HAD AN ACCIDENT
IN HIS WORKSHOP.

IT WAS A FAULTY OUTLET.

HENRY HAD DIED OF
AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO NUTS.

BRIAN FELL ASLEEP BEHIND
THE WHEEL OF HIS CAR.

AND GAVIN--WELL.

GAVIN JUST DROPPED DEAD
OF A PLAIN OLD HEART ATTACK.

MMM.

MMM, THERE REALLY IS
NOTHING BETTER

THAN A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE,
IS THERE?

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES
GRILLED CHEESE.

THAT'S VERY ASTUTE.THANKS.

PUT EVERYTHING ASIDE
AND JUST LOOK AT THE ODDS.

THE ODDS IN ROULETTE
ARE 35 TO ONE,

BUT SOME SUCKER
ALWAYS SEEMS TO WIN.

YOU'RE PLAYING
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

YEAH.

I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME

PICTURING THIS WOMAN
AS A STONE COLD KILLER.

YOU SAID YOU WOULD SIGN OFF
ON THE EXHUMATIONS

IF YOU THOUGHT
SHE WAS WONKY.

YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TELL ME SHE'S NOT WONKY.

CONSIDER THE INVESTIGATION
OPENED.

A WORD OF ADVICE, THOUGH.

DON'T SAY "WONKY," DOC.

IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

OH, HEY.
HEAR ANYTHING FROM WOODY?

YEAH, HE GOT A LEAD
ON THE HUSBAND.

OH, OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE CAJUN RESTAURANT?

UH, NO ONE THERE REMEMBERED
SANDRA McGREGOR.

THEY SUGGESTED
I COME BACK TONIGHT

AND TALK TO THE WAIT STAFF.

WELL, THEN, I GUESS THAT'S JUST
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO.

COME NOW, JORDAN.
YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.

I DON'T JUST STAND IN LINE
WITH THE REST OF THE HOI POLLOI.

WHAT DID YOU FIND?

THERE WAS ONLY ONE
PARTY OF TWO

THAT ORDERED
THE BLACKENED SHRIMP.

FORTUNATELY, THE BILL
WAS PAID WITH A CREDIT CARD.

SO, WHAT, SHE PAID
WITH A CREDIT CARD?

NO, LUV.

HE DID.

WHAT IS IT?

NOTHING.
UH...

THANKS, NIGE.
I GOTTA GO.

ONE'S MISSING.

I TOLD YOU
HE'D NOTICE.

WHICH HUSBAND?

ANDRE DEUTCH.

THE FIRST.

[Bug] AND FOREMOST.

WELL, WHERE IS HE?

NOT WHERE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

THE PLOT AT HIS HEADSTONE
WAS EMPTY.

NO COFFIN, NO ANDRE DEUTCH.

WE'RE ON IT.

OKAY, WE'VE GOT
A NARROW SHRED OF LEEWAY

TO CONVINCE
OUR DETECTIVE FRIEND

THAT FRANCES PRITCHARD'S
A KILLER.

HERE'S WHAT I NEED:

BACKGROUND CHECKS.
I WANNA KNOW WHO THESE MEN WERE.

ASSETS, CRIMINAL RECORDS.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR
POSSIBLE MOTIVES HERE...

IF THEY'RE VICTIMS,
I WANT TO KNOW WHY.

I WANT THESE COFFINS OPENED UP
WITH MINIMUM DAMAGE.

I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB THESE
MEN'S FINAL RESTING PLACE

ANY MORE
THAN ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

RECORDS SAY THESE GENTLEMEN

WERE SIGN-OUTS
THE FIRST TIME AROUND,

SO I'M ORDERING
FULL AUTOPSIES.

IGNORE THE INITIAL FINDINGS.

START FROM SCRATCH.
ASSUME NOTHING.

TELL ME HOW WE THINK THEY DIED,

TELL ME HOW THEY REALLY DIED.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

TELL ME IF SHE KILLED 'EM.

SORRY I'M LATE.

OH, NO PROBLEM.

PAUL, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU TOO, MAX.

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
AT MASS MUCH LATELY.

THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE
I HAVEN'T BEEN.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

NOTHING, THANKS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE LONG.

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS...

EVERYTHING OKAY
BETWEEN YOU TWO?

NO, BUT WE'RE PRETENDING
LIKE IT IS.

I KNOW THAT YOU WERE WITH
SANDRA McGREGOR THE OTHER NIGHT.

YOU TWO WENT TO DINNER.

THE MAN THAT SHE WAS WITH
HAD SEX WITH HER.

TWO HOURS LATER,
SHE WAS DEAD.

I WAS COUNSELING HER.

THAT WHAT THE KIDS
ARE CALLING IT NOWADAYS?

LOOK, PAUL, IF THERE'S
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TELL ME,

NOW MIGHT BE
THE TIME TO DO IT.

THE SACRAMENTAL SEAL OF THE
CONFESSION CANNOT BE BROKEN.

BUT ANYTHING OUTSIDE THE SEAL
IS FAIR GAME, HUH?

I'M A PRIEST.
I AM NOT A SAINT.

YOU KNOW THE WORST PART
ABOUT YOU BECOMING A PRIEST?

IT WASN'T THAT

I COULDN'T HAVE YOU.

IT WASN'T THAT
YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE ME.

IT'S THAT WE GAVE EACH OTHER
OUR WORD THAT THE COLLAR

WOULDN'T GET IN THE WAY
OF US BEING FRIENDS.

I'M SORRY.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
FOR A BLOOD SAMPLE, PAUL.

I THINK WE'RE
DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

YOU UNDERSTAND,
I CAN'T PROTECT YOU.

AND I WON'T.

SACRAMENTAL SEAL OR NO.

I'M SORRY.

WHERE'S THE POPCORN?

YOU KNOW, I SUGGESTED THAT,

BUT BUG THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE.

OKAY, BOYS.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH THE
PRESENT AND WORK OUR WAY BACK.

HUSBAND NUMBER FIVE,
CARLTON PRITCHARD.

BROKEN NECK.

MERCURY CONTENT SUSPICIOUS,

BUT INCONCLUSIVE.

ANY IDEA WHY
SHE MIGHT KILL HIM?

WELL, IT WASN'T MONEY.

PRITCHARD WAS A BUS DRIVER,
AND HIS NET WORTH

AT DEATH WAS
APPROXIMATELY $11,000.

GAVIN STRODE,
HUSBAND NUMBER FOUR.

HE HAD A MASSIVE CORONARY
AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 31.

CONGENITAL HEART DEFECT?

THERE'S NO
PULMONARY STENOSIS

OR ATRESIA.

IF THERE WAS A DEFECT,
I COULDN'T FIND IT.

31 YEAR-OLD HEARTS DON'T
STOP BEATING WITHOUT A REASON.

THIS ONE DID.

BRIAN MARCUM.

NUMBER THREE.

CAUSE OF DEATH
WAS EASY ENOUGH TO VERIFY.

INJURIES WERE CONSISTENT
WITH A HIGH-SPEED COLLISION.

BUT SINCE THE ACTUAL WRECK IS LONG GONE...

WHO'S TO SAY THE BRAKE LINE
WASN'T CUT.

YEAH, AND NUMERO DOS.
HENRY BRIDGES.

AUTOPSY REVEALED
A SEVERELY SWOLLEN THROAT,

HISTAMINE COUNT
WAS OFF THE CHART,

AND WE FOUND URTICARIA
ON HIS SKIN.

ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.

SHE SAID IT WAS
AN ALLERGY TO NUTS.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

STOMACH CONTENTS CAME UP EMPTY.

MAYBE HE VOMITED
BEFORE HE DIED.

BUT GET THIS--HE WAS
A MILLIONAIRE.

AND HE LEFT IT ALL
TO HIS WIDOW.

COME ON,
DON'T GET HIS HOPES UP.

FRANCES LIQUIDATED
HER ENTIRE INHERITANCE

AND LEFT ALL THE PROCEEDS
TO...A CAT HOSPITAL.

YEAH.

[laughs, stops]

THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE
A HAPPY ENDING.

I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE FIRST HUSBAND.

IF HE'S MISSING,
THERE'S A REASON HE'S MISSING.

SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

DR. MACY, WE'VE DONE
FOUR AUTOPSIES ALREADY.

THE RESULTS IN EVERY CASE
WERE INCONCLUSIVE.

JUST BECAUSE WE CAN'T PROVE IT
DOESN'T MEAN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHOA, WHOA.

HEY, WHO ARE YOU?

DETECTIVE HOYT, HOMICIDE.

LEONARD, RIGHT?

SOMEONE GET KILLED?

YEAH.

SANDRA McGREGOR.

I'M LOOKING FOR HER HUSBAND,
DARRYL.

AND I THINK YOU KNOW
WHERE I CAN FIND HIM.

YEAH? WHY'S THAT?

MAYBE BECAUSE HE MADE
A 12 MINUTE CELL PHONE CALL

TO YOU AT 6:41 THIS MORNING.

HE'S AT THE POTTS MOTEL
OFF I-95.

ROOM 27.

I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM THERE
IN A COUPLE HOURS

TO LOAN HIM SOME CASH.

OPEN UP!
POLICE!

SHOTGUN!
HE'S RELOADING!

YOU OKAY?

YEAH. WHY?

YOU JUST KILLED A MAN,
WOODY.

I'M FINE.

SURE, YOU SAY THAT NOW.

BUT A WEEK FROM NOW, YOU'LL BE
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR

OF A SHRINK'S OFFICE
IN THE FETAL POSITION.

YOU FIND OUT WHO
SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH?

NO, UH, NOTHING.

TURNS OUT SHE WAS WITH HIM
AT SOME RESTAURANT.

A LITTLE LEG WORK,
I'LL FIGURE OUT WHERE IT WAS.

LIKE YOU SAID,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

HER HUSBAND KILLED HER.

THE END OF ANOTHER TRAGIC STORY.

FUNNY, IT DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE IT'S OVER.

DR. MACY.

I THINK WE GOT A LEAD
ON ANDRE DEUTCH.

IS THAT NAME SUPPOSED
TO MEAN SOMETHING TO ME?

THAT'S HUSBAND
NUMBER ONE.

OR THE FIRST FLY TO FALL
INTO THE BLACK WIDOW'S WEB.

BIG FAN OF TV MOVIES,
ARE WE, PETER?

I'M AN INSOMNIAC
AND A RECOVERING ADDICT.

WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE
SLEEPING PILLS,

LIFETIME NETWORK'S
ALL YOU GOT.

FRANCES BOUGHT THE PLOT
WHERE DEUTCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

FROM THE COSGROVE BROTHERS
FUNERAL HOMES.

YOU THINK THE MORTUARY
WAS IN ON IT?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT, RIGHT?

[Frances]
HELLO.

GARRET, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TELL ME WHY

I CAN'T HAVE MY HUSBAND'S BODY?

I'M SORRY,
MRS. PRITCHARD, BUT--

FRANCES.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D RATHER
KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL.

YOU CAN CALL ME FRANCES AND
STILL KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL.

I CAN'T RELEASE
YOUR HUSBAND YET.

WE'RE STILL DOING TESTS.

YOU THINK I KILLED HIM.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

OH, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
A POKER PLAYER, GARRET.

AREN'T YOU UPSET?

EXCUSE ME?YOUR HUSBAND DIED.

AND YOU SEEM FINE
WITH IT.

I'M ENTITLED TO GRIEVE
HOWEVER I NEED TO.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
YES, YOU ARE.

WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED, GARRET?

I WAS.

DIDN'T WORK OUT. I'VE BEEN
DIVORCED ALMOST FIVE YEARS.

WAS THAT YOUR IDEA?

THE DIVORCE?

NO.

I WANTED TO MAKE IT WORK.

YOU SHOULD HAVE HELPED HER,
THEN.

SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO
CONVINCE YOU I'M NOT A KILLER?

EXCUSE ME?

WHAT ABOUT ONE OF THOSE
LIE DETECTOR THINGAMABOBS?

CAN YOU SET THAT UP?

A POLYGRAPH?
YEAH, I'M SURE I COULD.

WELL, IT'S SETTLED THEN.

YOU KNOW, GARRET,

I THINK YOU HAVE SOME
SERIOUS TRUST ISSUES.

YOU GONNA SIT THERE DRINKING
GINGER ALE ALL DAY,

OR YOU WANNA TELL ME
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?

SURE.

BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT

THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM FIRST?

WHAT ELEPHANT?

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND,
JORDAN?

YEAH. UM...

WHAT DO YOU DO

WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING
THAT YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT?

CAUSE IF YOU DO,
YOU'RE A RAT.

AND IF YOU DON'T, THEN IT'S JUST
GONNA EAT AWAY AT YOU.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

ALL I KNOW IS, THE TRUTH
DOESN'T ALWAYS SET YOU FREE.

THAT'S NO HELP.

YOU ASKED.

OKAY, GREAT.

SO I GUESS I'LL JUST FULFILL
MY FAMILIAL OBLIGATION

TO KEEPING SECRETS.

YOU WERE
WITH PAUL EARLIER.

HE'D HEAR YOUR CONFESSION.

NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.

I SHOULD'VE MADE YOU
GO TO CHURCH.

MIGHT'VE GIVEN YOU
SOME FAITH.

OH, GOD, THERE'S AN IRONY
INSIDE AN IRONY.

WELL, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO,

BUT SECRETS HAVE A WAY
OF PILING UP.

HOLD 'EM INSIDE TOO LONG...

BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT THE TRUTH
DOESN'T ALWAYS SET YOU FREE.

YEAH.

YEAH, THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.

NO.

DOESN'T, DOES IT?

HOW'D YOU TALK HER
INTO TAKING A POLYGRAPH?

ACTUALLY, IT WAS HER IDEA.

SOMEONE WHO VOLUNTEERS
TO TAKE A LIE DETECTOR

PROBABLY THINKS
THEY'RE GONNA PASS.

D'YOU EVER HEAR THE ONE
ABOUT THE BRIAR PATCH?

NO, BUT I HEARD THE ONE
ABOUT THE OBSESSED M.E.

WHO HAD IT OUT
FOR A SWEET LI'L LADY.

YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED,
DETECTIVE?

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ANYTHING?

WELL, MARRIAGE IS BUILT
AROUND LOVE,

BUT AT ITS CORE,
IT'S ABOUT WORK.

IF YOU DON'T DO THE WORK,
THEN THE MARRIAGE FALLS APART.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.

FRANCES PRITCHARD THINKS
THAT YOU CAN JUST

START OVER.

WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN.

AND IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

OKAY, MRS. PRITCHARD.

WE NEED YOU TO RELAX
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

WELL, THAT SORT OF DEFEATS
THE PURPOSE, DOESN'T IT?

I AM DETECTIVE ANNIE CAPRA,

AND WE ARE HERE TO CONDUCT
A POLYGRAPH EXAMINATION

OF MRS. FRANCES PRITCHARD.

ALSO PRESENT
IS DOCTOR GARRET MACY

OF THE MEDICAL EXAMINER'S
OFFICE.

SO MRS. PRITCHARD,

I'LL BE ASKING YOU A SERIES

OF YES OR NO QUESTIONS.

AND YOU ARE TO ANSWER ONLY
"YES" OR "NO."

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

OKAY.

I MEAN, YES.

IS YOUR NAME
FRANCES PRITCHARD

AND DO YOU RESIDE
AT 1134 BLANCHARD TERRACE?

YES.

ARE YOU NOW

OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

[laughs] NO.

STANDARD PROCEDURE.

WE JUST NEED TO GET
A BASELINE "NO."

OH. NO.

WERE YOU MOST RECENTLY MARRIED
TO A MR. CARLTON PRITCHARD?

YES.

WERE YOU POISONING
YOUR HUSBAND?

NO.

YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOUR TIMES PRIOR?

YES.

YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME
WITH EACH MARRIAGE?

I TOOK MY HUSBAND'S NAME.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

MRS. PRITCHARD,
PLEASE ANSWER

ONLY YES OR NO

TO THE QUESTION.

YES.

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME
TO ESCAPE DETECTION?

NO.

WERE ANY OF YOUR HUSBANDS
PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE IN ANY WAY?

LORD, NO.

ARE YOU DIRECTLY
OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE

FOR ANY OF THEIR DEATHS?

NO.

THANKS FOR COMING IN,
MRS. PRITCHARD.

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

WELL,
SHE'S ONE COOL CUSTOMER,

THAT'S FOR SURE.

SHE WINKED AT ME.

I'D STAY AWAY FROM HER
IF I WERE YOU.

GIRLS ON THE REBOUND
CAN BE DANGEROUS.

YOU DONE WITH THAT THING YET?

SHE ACED IT.

EVERY QUESTION,
100 PERCENT TRUTHFUL.

BLESS ME, FATHER,
FOR I HAVE SINNED.

IT'S BEEN, BOY, ABOUT
OVER A YEAR

SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION.

I DON'T HANDLE
UNRESOLVED ISSUES TOO WELL.

I TEND TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM,

AND THEN THEY JUST COME BACK
AND THEY BITE ME IN--

THEY HAUNT ME LATER,
YOU KNOW?

WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU WISH TO CONFESS?

I KNOW SOMETHING
THAT I SHOULDN'T.

AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU KNOW?

A PRIEST TAKES A VOW
OF CELIBACY.

NOW I DON'T KNOW
THAT I BELIEVE IT'S RIGHT,

BUT IT IS A VOW.

AND BECAUSE HE BROKE THIS VOW,
A WOMAN IS DEAD.

I DIDN'T WANT
TO TELL THE POLICE.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE.

SANDRA McGREGOR WAS VERY UNHAPPY.

SHE WAS A GOOD CATHOLIC.

DIVORCE WAS NOT AN OPTION,
SO SHE SOUGHT COUNSEL.

THIS IS AN INTIMATE THING.

TO MAKE ONESELF
SO VULNERABLE

TO ASK FOR HELP.

BUT THE MAN SHE ASKED
FOR HELP WAS WEAK.

AND HE FELL IN LOVE.

YOU KNEW.

YOU SHOULD PRAY
FOR HIS STRENGTH,

THEN SAY TWENTY 'HAIL MARYS' AND TEN 'OUR FATHERS'.

WELL, THAT'S IT?

THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?

I COME TO YOU WITH A PROBLEM

YOU TELL ME TO SAY A FEW
"HAIL MARYS"

LIKE I JUST SNUCK A CIGARETTE
IN THE GIRL'S ROOM.

I'M SORRY, MY CHILD.

YEAH, WELL...
SO AM I.

AH, I SEE YOU'VE FOUND
"THE ADMIRAL."

OH, YEAH.
BOY, SHE'S A REAL BEAUT.

I'M RONALD COSGROVE.

MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES.

[Bug raps on casket]

SHE'S, UH,
SHE'S DURABLE.

THE MERCEDES OF CASKETS.

MAY I ASK WHAT YOUR NEEDS
MIGHT BE?

WE'RE JUST BROWSING.

[Peter]
THE ADMIRAL.

THAT'S TEN GRAND A COFFIN,
RIGHT?

I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY
TO JUST BURY.

WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

MEDICAL EXAMINER'S OFFICE.

[Peter] YEAH, WE CHECKED YOU OUT, COSGROVE.

IN THE PAST TEN YEARS,

YOU'VE SOLD
ALMOST 200 ADMIRALS.

[Bug whistles]
THAT'S ADMIRABLE.

YET SOMEHOW YOU'VE MANAGED
TO ORDER--

WAS IT JUST 20?

JUST 20
FROM THE MANUFACTURER.

THERE MUST BE
SOME CLERICAL ERROR.

THERE'S NO CLERICAL ERROR,
YOU MISCREANT.

YOU'VE BEEN DIGGING UP
THOSE POOR PEOPLE

AND RESELLING THE COFFINS.

I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED.

STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW.

THOSE COFFINS
HAVE SERIAL NUMBERS.

DID YOU WANT US TO RUN THEM
AGAINST THE DECEDENTS?

WE'VE BEEN...

WE'VE BEEN STACKING THEM.

WE PUT THEM IN BOXES
AND LEAVE THEM

IN ONE OF THE MAUSOLEUMS.

BUT THEY'RE ALL LABELED.
I SWEAR!

IT'S JUST WITH THIS DAMN
RECESSION.

YOU'RE GONNA PERSONALLY DELIVER THE REMAINS

OF A MAN NAMED ANDRE DEUTCH
TO US AT THE MORGUE.

THEN YOU'VE GOT ONE WEEK
TO BURY

EACH AND EVERY ONE
OF THESE PEOPLE

WHOM YOU'VE DESECRATED,

PUT THEM BACK
IN THEIR ORIGINAL PLOTS

IN A NICE,
SHINY NEW ADMIRAL.

COOL?

COOL.

COOL.

THANK YOU, JORDAN.
THANK YOU FOR LYING TO ME.

DID YOU THINK
I WASN'T GONNA FIND OUT

THAT YOU'D FOUND
THE OTHER GUY?

I TOLD YOU I KNEW ABOUT
THE RESTAURANT.

I HOPE YOUR FRIEND AT LEAST TOOK
HIS COLLAR OFF FIRST.

LOOK, LIKE YOU SAID,
IT'S OVER.

I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T
JUST LEAVE THIS ALONE!

BECAUSE HE'S A PRIEST.
THAT'S WHY.

[Nigel]
JORDAN.

OH, SORRY,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.

NO, THAT'S OKAY, NIGE.
WHAT IS IT?

I JUST GOT A CALL
TO GO DOWN TO ST. INEZ AGAIN.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT
OF A WEIRD COINCIDENCE.

[Jordan]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[Nigel]
A PRIEST THERE JUST OD'd.

DR. CAVANAUGH.
M.E.'S OFFICE.

FATHER CASNELLI.

IS IT HIM?

COSGROVE BROTHERS MIGHT'VE BEEN
SCAM ARTISTS,

BUT THEY KNEW HOW TO STACK
THEIR CORPSES.

DENTAL RECORDS MATCH UP.
MEET HUBBY NUMBER ONE.

TELL ME YOU FOUND SOMETHING.

NOPE.

IT'S WHAT WE DIDN'T FIND.

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE SCENE
OF ANDRE'S ACCIDENT BACK IN '92.

THAT WAS WRITTEN UP
AS A FREAK ELECTROCUTION.

A FAULTY OUTLET
FRITZED A POWER DRILL.

[Bug]
THE ORIGINAL AUTOPSY SHOWED

VISCERAL CONGESTION,
WHICH BACKS UP ELECTROCUTION.

[Peter]
BUT ANDRE WAS GROUNDED

BY THE SOLE OF HIS BOOTS.

SO THERE SHOULD BE PALISADING
AROUND THE ENTRANCE

AND EXIT WOUNDS
OF THE CURRENT.

THERE ARE NO WOUNDS.

ANDRE WASN'T GROUNDED.

AND WE FOUND SOAPY WATER
IN HIS LUNGS

DURING THE NEW AUTOPSY.

SO SHE TOSSED A RADIO
OR SOMETHING INTO THE TUB,

FRIED HIM,
THEN DRESSED HIM UP,

DRAGGED THE BODY ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO THE BASEMENT,

AND SHORTED OUT THE DRILL
TO MAKE IT LOOK REAL.

GOSH. THAT'S DIABOLICAL.

SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

SHE DID.

BUT NOW THAT SHE'S PASSED
THE POLYGRAPH,

HOW DO YOU PROVE IT?

PRETTY SURE YOU GOTTA TYPE
ON THAT KEYBOARD

TO MAKE THAT THING WORK.

HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I TOOK A BLOOD SAMPLE
FROM FATHER CASNELLI

AND RAN IT AGAINST
THE SEMEN SAMPLE THAT WE GOT

FROM SANDRA McGREGOR.

YOU THINK HE WAS THE ONE
SHE WAS HAVING THE AFFAIR WITH?

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.

WHEN DO YOU GET
THE RESULTS BACK?

AS SOON AS I HIT

"ENTER".

SO WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK?

IF IT'S POSITIVE,

I'VE JUST RUINED
A PRIEST'S GOOD NAME.

YEAH, BUT YOU CLEARED
YOUR FRIEND PAUL'S.

MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

MAYBE IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS.

IT'S ALL ABOUT FINDING
THE TRUTH, JORDAN.

THREE PEOPLE HAVE DIED
BECAUSE OF THIS.

I THINK YOU OWE IT TO THEM.

DO I?YEAH.

IT'S JUST, THE TRUTH HAS SO MANY
STRINGS ATTACHED TO IT.

EVERYTHING HAS STRINGS
ATTACHED TO IT.

PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE,
PEOPLE FALL OUT OF LOVE.

YOU GO WHERE YOUR HEART
TAKES YOU.

THERE'S DANGER IN THAT.

THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE IS.

ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THEM NOW OR ABOUT US?

PUSH THE BUTTON, JORDAN.

[exhales]

[stick whacking desk]

COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN
IN HERE?

SOME PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO WORK.

SORRY.

YOU'RE FRUSTRATED, HUH?

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

YOU ALWAYS BREAK OUT THE STICKS

WHEN YOU'RE FRUSTRATED.
IT'S PREDICTABLE.

IT'S CUTE.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

HOW CAN SOMEONE
BE GUILTY OF MULTIPLE HOMICIDES

AND STILL ACE
A LIE DETECTOR TEST?

EASY.

THEY'RE NOT LYING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S POSSIBLE TO KILL

WITHOUT CONSIDERING IT
"KILLING."

A LIE DETECTOR
IS TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD.

IT'S TOO...

LOGICAL.

YOU ASK
IF THEY KILLED SOMEONE.

THEY HAVE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
WORD FOR IT.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM SICK.

SO WE ASKED
THE WRONG QUESTIONS.

AFTERNOON, GARRET.

HI, FRANCES.

WELL, WELL.

FINALLY I'M NOT
"MRS. PRITCHARD" ANYMORE.

THAT EARNS YOU
A PLACE ON MY SWING.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS CLEVER.

ASKING TO TAKE
THE LIE DETECTOR.

THAT WAS VERY CLEVER.

WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?

YOU DON'T LIKE STRONG MEN,
DO YOU?

I'M SORRY?

YOU LIKE TO CALL THE SHOTS.
BE IN CONTROL.

YOU LIKE TO HELP.

I'M STARTING TO HAVE
SECOND THOUGHTS

ABOUT SHARING MY SWING.

WHEN I SAID I WAS DIVORCED,

YOU TOLD ME I SHOULD HAVE
HELPED MY WIFE.

YES.

TO UNDERSTAND HER VOW.

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED THING,
GARRET.

YOU MAKE PROMISES
TO EACH OTHER.

THAT'S WHAT VOWS ARE.
PROMISES.

'TIL DEATH DO US PART, HUH?

ENDING A MARRIAGE
IS NOT AN OPTION.

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS
FOR A DIVORCE,

YOU HAVE TO HELP THEM UNDERSTAND
THAT, WELL,

THAT JUST WON'T DO.

DID YOU HELP YOUR HUSBANDS
UNDERSTAND THAT, FRANCES?

CARLTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN
DIFFERENT.

SO NEAT. SO PRECISE.

BUT HE STILL LEFT THE CAP OFF
THE DAMN TOOTHPASTE.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.

WELL, DIVORCE
MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.

I'M IN TROUBLE, AREN'T I?

YEAH.

COULD WE JUST SIT HERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER?

SURE.

CAME TO SAY A PRAYER.

SUICIDE IS A GRIEVOUS SIN,

SO I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO GIVE LAST RITES.

I'VE RULED IT
AN ACCIDENTAL DEATH.

WHO'S TO SAY HE DIDN'T JUST
POP A FEW TOO MANY PILLS

BY MISTAKE?

THANK YOU.

HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING, PAUL.

I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT.

IT WAS HIM THAT SHE CAME TO

FOR HELP WITH HER MARRIAGE.

HE'S THE ONE
WHO FELL IN LOVE.

BUT YOU WERE WILLING TO TAKE
THE RAP FOR HIM.

WHY?

BECAUSE I TOOK AN OATH.

THEY CAME TO ME SEPARATELY
TO CONFESS.

I TOLD HER SHE HAD TO TELL
HER HUSBAND THE TRUTH.

I BEGGED FATHER CASNELLI

TO ASK TO BE REASSIGNED TO ANOTHER PARISH.

ONLY ONE OF THEM
FOLLOWED MY ADVICE.

I HAD NO BUSINESS
TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO.

WHAT DO I KNOW
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS, JORDAN?

THE LAST ONE I HAD
WAS WITH YOU.

WE WERE JUST KIDS.

IT'S A SHAM.

YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR COLLAR.

THE COLLAR FEELS LIKE
A NOOSE.

YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE
THESE DECISIONS

IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT.

I JUST NEED TO KNOW,
WOULD YOU STILL BE MY FRIEND,

JORDAN, WITH OR WITHOUT
THE COLLAR?

I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND,

WHATEVER YOU DECIDE.

I HAVE YOUR WORD ON THAT?

YES.

THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
AND OF THE SON,

AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.
AMEN.

AMEN.

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD;
I SHALL NOT WANT.

IN VERDANT PASTURES,
HE GIVES ME REPOSE.

BESIDE RESTFUL WATERS,
HE LEADS ME.

HE REFRESHES MY SOUL.

HE GUIDES ME IN RIGHT PATHS
FOR HIS NAME'S SAKE.

EVEN THOUGH I WALK
IN THE DARK VALLEY,

I FEAR NO EVIL,
FOR YOU ARE AT MY SIDE.