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Do exactly as I say, I say, stand up slowly, walk ahead of me and Freeze!

Everybody freeze!

All of you eat the floor!

Now!

Get your ass down here now.

Lock it.

Right now, lock it.

Eat the floor.

Move!

Two minutes.

Stay down.

Thirty seconds.

I'm thinking it's all right.

Break.

This is a place where second best we'll never do.

It's okay.

If you shine, but once you step across that line, no matter where

you're shake down, break down.

Hey Ace, over here.

Hey Vince, I were very much like you to meet Judy.

She can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose, ain't that right.

I'm V.

Very impressed Judy.

Can you excuse me for a second please?

Go over here, Judy.

Go over there.

Go over there.

Thank you, Judy.

I have business to take care of.

Listen, man, listen, you want something?

You sign that bitch friend.

What, the bitch ain't happy.

Listen, I need some help.

What?

I need some more credit cards.

I need a lot this time.

How many?

American Express, blank credit cards.

I need 2,000 this time.

Get the fuck out of it.

You can't handle it?

Well, if you can't handle it.

I'm sorry, I thought I guess I'll take my bag

and money to somebody who can't handle it.

Oh, okay?

You got the money?

I got the money.

I got a move all time okay excuse me I got business take care you got the money I got the money you got the credit cards or not listen you meet me at this address three hours don't have me standing around

like a fool man you messing with the titty woman over here three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours three hours Take down right now.

Hey, holy!

All these real cops can come in here.

I thought you were dead Grandby.

Actual, I hate to bother you, look.

Get away from me here.

I have one question.

I got to go.

So you are under the rest, I'll ask you later.

Act like you never son or buy in the suit.

Detective Axel Polli, please.

Hello there, you has reached the home of George Kingfish Stevens.

I'm sorry I'm not in now, but I've done going down to the lodge hall, whatever you like,

you can leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you at my earliest inconvenience.

Axel, Miss Bogumil.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, listen, I'm going to have to cancel out on the fishing trip.

I'm in the bassist too.

How's your daughter, Jan?

You know something.

Now she's great, didn't she?

Now look, I'm into something kind of important here.

I'll fill you in as soon as I get it straight myself.

I'm late, Axel.

Uh, look, you take care of yourself, you hear?

Oh, listen, punch Rosewood in his eye and slap it in his bald ass head for me.

Bye, Axel.

I'll call you in a week.

She doesn't want to meet you.

She doesn't want to meet you.

Inspector Todd wants to see you immediately and I just

wanted to warn you so he doesn't catch you off guard.

What do you mean she doesn't want to see me?

She doesn't like it.

She doesn't want to meet you.

She doesn't know me.

What did you tell her?

I described you to her.

I described you to her.

Why?

You just pass it on to her?

I'm very close to shooting you right now.

Leave me alone, Jeffrey.

And as far as the undercover thing goes, I don't even care what it is, just something.

I want to be involved.

I want to.

You want to work undercover?

Yes.

When Todd comes and says, where am I at?

Tell him I'm at pursuing my credit

card bust,

how long to stay inside and what to take.

Listen, Captain, I have this friend.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why are you involved with this case?

I'd already assigned you in Taggart to the Peterson extortion case.

Bogueamie, get your men in here.

Come on.

Can't keep God waiting.

I don't want to hear that kind of talk, Sergeant.

Come on, Andy.

He's fired every cop of work for the old chief.

The three of us are all its left.

He's still the head of this department, Sergeant.

Yes, sir.

Very smart Billy.

Listen, I have an unofficial relationship with this dude.

Dude?

We're not even supposed to be working on this case.

Come on, Sarge.

Now you have domestic troubles.

But you've got to cool out.

Relax.

things like this work out.

me.

You moron.

You call the supervising agent of the goddamn FBI to help break this alphabet code?

This is a local crime.

My men will solve it locally, Roseweed.

Sir, my name's not Roseweed.

Oh, shut up, please.

And you, Captain Bogamy, this alphabet investigation was your baby.

Did you call the goddamn FBI?

did you order this Rosewood to do that?

Huh?

Did you?

No, sir, Captain Bogomel didn't know anything about it.

I said shut up?

Sir, Captain Bogomel didn't call the FBI.

I did.

I said shut up.

I'm waiting on you, Andrew.

Did you order him to call the goddamn FBI or what?

No, sir, but that's beside the point.

No, that that is exactly the point, thank you.

You know as well as I do that have a police worker are cops following their hunches.

They get a gut reaction to something, they go with it.

I've encouraged this in my men and I'm standing behind Rosewood on this all the way.

Good.

Tell me something, Andrew.

How the hell do you still consider yourself a commanding officer?

You can't even maintain a supervisory relationship with your own personnel.

And now you're superseded the chain of command.

As of this moment, you are suspended.

What?

Shut up!

On what grounds?

You have no knowledge of, nor control over your own troops activities.

God damn it, Harold, you can't do this.

I can't do it!

I will not have this investigation pissed away.

And this crime, this robbery could be a political disaster for the mayor right here.

Have you ever heard of due process?

Policy requires us to give you a board of review within two days.

You got two days.

I'm fighting you on this, Harold.

Chief Luts to you!

Where are you going?

I'm not through with you two guys.

Now, would you two boys like to hold onto your jobs just a little while longer?

You report the traffic duty effective immediately?

Yes, sir..

What do you make of this, Andrew?

Maybe I can.

Yeah, it just stopped.

Is it getting gas?

I don't know.

What do you make of this, Andrew?

Maybe I can help.

Yeah, it just stopped.

Is it getting gas?

I don't know.

What do you make of this, Andrew?

Who the hell are you?

Who

the hell are you?

Vinny!

Yo!

Warden said the measures had to be taken to enforce discipline and to

teach the prisoners the value of such benefits as cable TV has been late.

Repeating now the hour's top story from the LA news desk, police

Captain Andrew Bogamill has been gunned down in broad daylight.

Captain Bogamill is alive though he is in critical condition.

He of course was leading the investigation into the so-called alphabet crimes.

And now, Jim, back to you.

And now, Jim, New Jersey.

60 people evacuated.

Beverly Hills Police Department.

Yeah, this is Detective Axel Follie of the Detroit Police Department.

Oh, you mean the one that was... Yeah, that one.

Listen, I just found out what happened.

Can somebody pass me into the hospital at Bogamils Inn?

Certainly, sir.

Thank you.

Hello.

Yeah, who is this?

It's Jan.

I just found out what I'm sorry.

What happened?

They operated on him, Axel.

He's going to be okay.

I mean, I think he's going to be okay.

I think he's going to be okay.

him up cold blood.

This alphabet bandit.

Well, are you on the case?

Who's on the case?

It's all, it's all politics here now, Axel.

I don't, uh...

I don't think they're going to let me taggert on it.

Hold on a minute.

Hey, Ace!

The Abbio in the minute!

Take care Jena!

You're the fucking guy who's a truckload of cigarettes that day.

Remember I told you about him?

He told the cops he was from Buffalo?

Hey man, take off your glasses.

I thought that was you, man.

You almost got busted.

I did get busted.

I lost my whole investment because of you.

Finney what the hell is wrong with you man you know I'm a business man I got to work you you come inside a half hour

late and on top of all that you're gonna bring the goddamn cops with you two what are you talking cop he ain't no cop?

That's dirty harry himself man what the fuck is wrong what you gonna bring him in here you calling me a cop you call me a cop

you you definitely a cop you're definitely bad luck I don't what he's bad Why can't I check you if he ain't why why can't I?

Why can't I frisk it?

Why can't why?

Why can't why?

Why can't I?

Why can't I?

Look,

I got two thousand blank, American Express cards right now.

You got the money?

You want to do business or what?

I have the money and I have the dude is do it's do it's a cop?

And I know that's park over here and then yes park it's definitely park I ain't doing shit around this dude man you want to do

business you know where to find me fuck you man I like who I'm you call me a come come here come here come here come here hey hey hey

be quiet and cool you talking to okay listen I need you to drive the Ferrari for a couple of days you want me to drive the Ferrari yes I'm going out of town for a

couple of days and I need you drive it where just drive it around but nobody can know it's you you have to be me how do I drive the car how do I drive the car like this.

No one can know it's you.

Please don't tell tide at you.

So just scooch down.

And don't have a lot of people hanging around in the

car because it's going to draw attention to yourself.

I got you.

Have like one person to... Have Marcy.

Drive Marcy.

You can drive him up.

She is supposed to hang out with me.

This weekend.

But for the car.

She doesn't want to be with me.

She going to drive around in the car.

She loves the car.

She loves the car.

She loves the car.

She scouche down.

And don't tell anybody about this.

Don't tell anybody about this, okay?

And I know it's a lot of stuff you don't understand.

But this is my move.

Where the fuck you been for me?

And what the fuck is this?

It's a blue slip.

What the hell you need a thousand dollars for?

A little flash money?

Flash money.

Well, let's see here.

Two thousand dollars for a suit, two hundred dollars

for a tie, a requisition order for a Ferrari.

I don't want to see any more of these blue slips.

We're not going to see some arrest slips.

I know that you have reason to be upset but let me tell you something chief I am close I'm so close now I'm closer than I've been and it's it's making me crazy because I can smell it it's in the air

and I smell it it's I smell it do you smell it because I smell it all I smell is your bullshit for six months I've been pouring money down a bottomless hole where the bad guys at the end of this rainbow

Fortune and my ass is on the line.

I okayed all this shit.

It's been out of my fucking mind to keep letting you talk me into this shit.

But I can't pull out until I get some kind of bust of my career is finished.

But I promise you, I won't go down alone.

I'm gonna give you three days.

If I don't see some results, by then, I'm gonna cover my own ass.

How you like that arrangement?

If I only have three days to do this, I have to go deep undercover.

I'm undercover deep now.

This is deep, but I'm going deeper.

I want to know more money and nothing, but I'm

going deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, under cover.

So you sign that for me, and I'm going so deep, sir, you not

even know where people are going to try to page me, excellent.

I'm no answer, because I'm going to be deep undercover, I'm tired of your bullshit for it you got three days I don't see some results by then I'm gonna grind your ass in the dog meat you

got that deal I'd be have a dog meat ass now could you please sign my authorization for my flash money

for flash money just make sure nothing happens that Ferrari that's a fifty $67,000 automobile you know.

Oh no, no, no it's $67,000 fast.

It goes from 100 to 150 and like...

You just better make sure nothing happens to it.

Don't worry about the thing.

Car is safe, I'm driving the car, no one else will

be in the car but me, That's what I'm afraid of!

He's okay!

He's okay.

What the hell are you doing here?

I came as soon as I heard.

How's he doing?

He's strong enough to live through that.

Still be here, he's got a chance.

Look, I gotta see those letters that the guy left.

They're at the station.

Yeah, but we can't take you there.

We're not even supposed to be working on the alphabet case.

It's a new ball game out here axle and we're not invited neither am I but I got to see those letters It's not gonna hurt to

let them see the letters Okay, we gotta be careful Luss is just looking for a reason to bust our asses Why don't you mean?

I'll meet you back at the station house in about an hour.

I'm gonna run in and say hi to Jan and take a peek

How you're doing?

Oh, come on now, stop that.

I guess you get shot like this all the time back in Detroit, he'll be fine.

He was talking about going fishing until yesterday, and then he seemed preoccupied.

I'm going to come by the house after I get settled

and look around his office a little bit, okay?

Thanks, Axel.

change my mind.

I'm on my way.

Wanna see this paradigm

and it's so clear.

It won't make a fool.

Don't try to tell me what to be.

So wild and free.

Yeah, yeah, there's gonna be a better way.

There's gonna be a better way.

There's gonna be a better way.

You're spirit getting closer and closer.

Excuse me, we're the owners of this house.

They haven't taken possession yet.

They're in Hawaii for a week while the construction's happening.

Is there forming around?

Thank you.

Everybody stop what you're doing, please.

Stop it.

Stop what you're doing.

I'm Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Billy Inspector.

Everybody stop what you're doing.

I'd like to speak with you for me please.

Everyone stop.

You put the bucket down.

Put the bucket down.

Put the bucket down.

Somebody give me the foreman.

I'm actually the foreman.

Do you're the foreman here?

You're the foreman.

Well I need to see the plans then for this house.

Because you're making a very big fucking mistake.

Get the plans for me, please.

Who are you?

Stop working!

I'm actually Foley to Beverly Hills Building investigator.

Didn't they tell you I was coming?

They didn't?

Give me the goddamn plans.

Can you guys stop working, please?

Please, stop it.

Stop working.

Give me the plans.

Here's the plans.

The answers, before they went up to Hawaii, they changed the plans.

The plans have been changed.

They're not supposed to be any right angles on this building.

You, you, stop working!

Stop working!

You guys have destroyed these people's houses.

And now, I have to change this.

You have to change this.

We have to change this thing's round as a donor.

What are you a fucking heart critic?

They've got the money and lose their money.

Some people say I want to live in the round house, you got the money for it?

Guys stop, look, look, just stop it.

I'm going to have to straighten this whole thing out.

I'm going to have to talk to my people, then they'll talk to their people, and then they'll talk

to your people, and maybe this whole thing can get taken care of and nobody get fired, okay maybe.

I just did what they did.

You have done a good job.

Because other than the house being square is beautiful done a good job for yourself.

But go home now and relax for the rest of the week.

I'll straighten this whole thing out.

It's miller time.

All right, thank you.

So you're going to straighten all this stuff out, huh?

Will you stop worrying and go home?

Trust me.

Did somebody clean some of this shit up before you leave, though?

Lutz's computer guys are working on the codes now.

Lutz thinks he's a serial robber, I think he's a nutcase.

Lutz is a nutcase.

Not Lutz, the alphabet, dandy.

I don't think so.

He's too smart.

What else you got to go?

These are shell cases left over from the first robbery of Adrianos.

These are 44 automags.

They don't even make these anymore.

They're too expensive.

This is a shell casing from a 308 rifle.

What they do is they cut it down to make it fit of 44.

Whoever did this shit knew what they were doing?

Oh shit.

Put this stuff away.

Who's this?

I got luck.

All right, show time.

What the hell's going on here?

Who the hell are you?

and I'm a psychic from the island of St. Croix.

Yes, I'm a psychic from the island of St. Croix and I read in the St. Croix Gazette

that the Beverly Hills Police Department have some trouble figuring out crimes.

So what I did was come to Beverly Hills to

help the police out, they don't want my help.

They don't need my help, so I'm gonna go on my merry way.

I'm a psychic.

I'm a psychic, I'm a... watch this I don't know who you are but watch this.

Um, your name is um...

Lutz, right?

Chief Lutz, that's your name, see?

The name pop inside my head like that.

And your name is, um...

Um... Biddle.

Yeah, see?

And you keep two more seconds, I would say to myself.

I don't need no help from no one, because I'm Johnny

What the hell is going on?

What is this a magic show?

Get the hell.

I'm going to have your badges if you don't go to traffic dude.

Do you hear me?

Get out of here.

Got any giant in a minute I saw fully.

Axel's got nine lives.

I don't.

He boys ready, let's go.

Come on now, both of you guys know that got Lutz.

This shit for brain tin-on-on politician.

And his boy Bill, he couldn't catch the outfit, Kelly if he nuked the city.

We got to do this, the three of us.

All for one, one for all.

Hey, Lutche is about to fire our asses.

I'll lose my pension, my medical.

I got a wife and two kids to feed Axel.

He got two kids, not a wife and two kids.

She might come back.

Maureen's divorcing him again.

She moved in with her mother.

Look, two years ago, I almost lost my job.

Man put his neck on the line for me, all right?

Now, he's laying the hospital somewhere unconscious.

I'm not gonna just go back to Detroit without helping him.

And what shocking me is that his boys don't even have any loyalty for him.

Okay, don't even have any loyalty for him.

It's got to be low profile.

Covert.

Billy and I are supposed to report to traffic duty for Christ's sake.

Give me a break.

Where'd you get that?

Shit, Axel, you've stolen evidence.

There's a bunch of them only took one.

Because in police work, this is what's known as a clue.

There's only two or three guys.

Hill Shooting Club Russ Fielding I think his name is supposed to be the best.

Let's go see Russ Fielding in him.

What's in the bag?

My vitamins.

Gee him to me.

You want my vitamins?

You want all my vitamins?

An hour.

Enjoy good health.

Excuse me.

One second.

What year is this?

73?

Yes it is a 73.

I know.

May I help you?

Yes, I'm from Metallux, explosive research company.

You have a rustle with feeling working here?

Yes.

He ordered these plutonium nitrate, multi-explosive, sound-seeking projectiles.

Here they go.

Have a nice day.

Wait a minute.

What did you say?

Metal Lux explosive research company.

I don't show any record of that delivery here in my log.

I think there must be some mistake.

I think your company must have made a mistake.

No, I haven't made a mistake.

Y'all made a mistake.

What's your company must have made a mistake?

No, no, no, you don't understand.

You don't understand.

You see I know about every delivery that comes into here and you don't do you don't break wind, maybe one

of the little quiet sneaky ones, because the slightest peep and your designer jeans ain't gonna fit no more.

Now, y'all can work this out after I go.

I have a nice day.

Oh, excuse me.

Do you know what I just realized?

You could do me a big favor and just drop this off at Mr.

Feeling's office on your way out.

Hey, let me explain something to you, all right?

I have a friend named Boosie, they got killed doing some shit like this not not too long but I ain't going to carry this just cause you all made the mistake I carry from A to B I have nothing to do

with C okay I have a wife and two kids and I'd like to see my twin daughters Monique and unique again it's just right on your way out it's no problem if you could just take it off my desk drop it mr.

feelings he could call research they got treated Monique and you, what about them?

What's in it for me?

What's in it for my family?

What do you want?

What's in it for me?

I risk in my life.

What's in it for me?

What's in it for me?

I have beautiful daughters.

You're asking me to risk my life?

What am I going to get out of this?

$10?

I have $10.

Along the corridor down the steps.

It's just right near your way out and see the name on the office.

It's just right away.

I'm just doing this for my kids.

This the same way Booty got killed.

All they found was $20 in a pair of Adidas.

Down the hallway, right?

Along the corridor.

Down the street.

But you almost got fucked.

Thank you.

The shoe money for my daughters.

Thank you.

Five out of the shoe with.

She knew you were her to live with when she married you.

It's actually her fault for thinking you change.

Thanks.

You really have to admire her for having the

courage to leave you in search for a better life.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to make you feel better.

Do me a favor?

Sure.

Take a break from cheering me up, will you?

Keep the grip tight.

Grip down here, get that grip.

There you go.

All right.

You'll... Excuse me, are you Russfelding in the gunsmiths?

Yeah.

Have you ever seen one of these before?

We'll cut to fit the 44 magnum automatic.

Where'd you get this one?

Well, this is a Christmas give.

Charles Bronson is a close friend of the family and he gave me this for Christmas.

Hi, I'm Kala Fry Assistant Manager.

How are you, Kala?

Nice to meet you.

The beautiful place you have here.

My name is Richard James, and it's very nice to meet you.

Ross, could I see you for a minute?

I'll be right back.

Take your time, Russ.

God damn, that's a big bitch.

Who is that man?

I don't know.

He's got a 44 automag casing from here.

I saw that in the manner.

So you sure it's ours?

I made it and a whole bunch just like it for

Mr. Kane You didn't tell him that did you?

No.

Don't keep him there while I'll check him out.

I think we have a problem feeling says he's made that casing for cane You

wanted to see me?

I'd like to go over plan C and D We have promised to deliver thermobulus 10 million dollars Friday at 6 p.m If

we fail I stand to be put to considerable expense and inconvenience to say the least So I like to go over it.

and possibly avoid the same mistakes that were made on the Adriano job.

What mistakes?

Adrianos was perfect.

Adrianos was not perfect.

It was perfectly planned, but it was executed with neolithic and competence.

It was partly my fault.

of them.

Obviously I was wrong.

I don't understand.

You supplied your facts on the Adriana's job with guns from my club?

Yes, but they were totally clean.

Nobody could ever trace them.

And nobody knows that you playing the jobs.

Nobody knows that you wrote the alphabet notes.

Carla did the job and left the notes.

And why is there a man in my club, with shell

casings from one of my guns, asking questions?

I don't know.

Who is he?

I'd say he's a cop, wouldn't you?

I don't know, I haven't seen him.

Well, he is.

He is on television.

Take a good leg at him.

Because you are going to kill him.

What?.

He is, burn him, blow him away.

How

long would it take to shave those legs anyway?

I suppose you're trying to be charming.

Actually, I'm just offering my grooming services.

I don't think so.

Chip, perfect timing for once.

Chip, I'm the manager here.

How are you, Chip?

It's a beautiful place you got here.

It's very comfortable.

We do our best.

Maybe you'd like to have a guest membership.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

We kind of like shooting guns in the house.

Where could I send you an application?

1603 Hillcrest.

It's a big white house, beautiful place.

We'll send it along with the 44 shells.

Well, I'll be sure to duck.

Goodbye, Mr. James.

James.

You got a match?

Damn.

Richard James, 1603 Hill Chris Road.

Right.

You can't, you got a match?

Yeah, you're keeping.

Great.

And Jack, don't screw this up.

He's guarded 24 hours a day.

Here's the impending alphabet now.

Will they be able to break this one?

I'll crack it when we want them to.

How to go?

How to go?

What would you guys say if I told you was a six foot blonde working here?

Actually, this isn't Detroit, you know.

Six foot blonde women grow on trees in California.

That's right.

They're everywhere.

You guys really need me.

You can't tell you that something weird, having them inside here.

Why don't you meet me at my house at 6 and no 3 hill crests in about an hour, okay?

Where are my vitamins?

The vitamins here?

Get the $20, get some more.

My house in an hour.

What do you do?

Sell him?

Freeze!

Damn it, Axel, you scared the hell out of me.

I'm sorry, I scared you had to let myself in.

How you doing?

I'm tired.

I had some work to get done at the office.

Do you still work at that insurance company?

Mm-hmm.

Would you find a lot of newspaper cutouts about oil prices dropping?.

Did you all invest in some oil stock or something?

On a cop's pay?

No way.

And in the same file as an ad for a club called 385 North.

Was that when your father's hangouts?

Mm-mm.

I think your father got shot because he was on

to something but I can't figure out what it was.

Do me a favor.

Use your connections at this insurance company to find out

everything you can find out about a guy named Maxwell Dents.

I'll try.

Okay.

You let yourself in so you can let yourself out.

I'm going to go take a shower.

Okay.

Don't shoot nobody.

This has got to be a mistake.

There's this car.

Milly if he's here he must be robbing the place.

Axel?

I don't like this, Billy.

I don't like this, Billy.

Axel?

What would he be doing here?

And to the pointer sisters of a pair, soo.

What, shh?

It's beer and refrigerator and if you like you go behind the bar make yourself martinis Wait a second y'all on duty no martinis for you Perrier water is what you want right guy got some swimming trunks

in the bedroom dive in the pool come on in the pool party tag What are you doing in a place like this what are you talking about place like What are you talking about place like what's like this?

What are you talking about?

in this house?

How to fucking you steal a house?

My uncle's house.

Is he in rock and roll?

No.

Well, look at the big titties.

Yo, man, look at this titties, orange juice, beer,

will you go put your trunks on and get in this pool?

I want you out of this pool and out of this pool and out of this pool.

You're still a goddamn police officer for Christ's sake.

You're gonna get a solid deep shit I love when you

talk dirty get your mad ass in this pool with me.

Axel get out of the goddamn!

Whoa!

What's taking you so long?

Right in, Mr. President.

Go in, right, and relax.

Have fun.

Excuse me, who are you?

And who are those people?

I'm his representative.

You know who that is there?

That's former President Gerald Ford there.

It doesn't look like Gerald Ford.

Well, have you ever seen Gerald Ford with his makeup off?

No, probably not.

This is what the man looks like ex-president.

He came here tonight because he couldn't get out when he was running the country.

Now he's a civilian and it's his right to shake his ass just like everybody.

I said, where you want to go?

He said, I want to go to 385 north.

I said, well let's go get a secret service man.

That's what that's with him.

And we came to have to party at 385 now.

No, did you be proud to have him here.

It's our pleasure to have you.

Thank you very much.

Excuse me.

I'm not your brother.

I'm not your brother.

Talk to a sister.

I am a lover.

Can I have a Coke with no ice?

Yeah, one Coke, no ice, coming up.

That's Nick Thamopoulos.

He owns this place.

Hey, that's seven bucks, buddy.

For a Coke?

I can get blown for $7.00.

Things are getting pretty crazy.

Huh, Sarge.

We're getting in deep with axle again.

We'll probably be directing traffic to rest of our lives anyway.

The hell with it.

The Bogue of them.

The Bogue of me on.

But maybe I...

No, no.

What?

My name's John Taggart.

Oh, that's just the name he's using now.

his marriage is breaking up.

And the judge is awarded her the name, you know,

for use at the Betty Ford Clinic and stuff?

Well, you're much better looking at first.

I'm loving you, needing you.

I want to make your mind all my... And that's the way it is.

It's the love, love, hey, love to love you.

Gerald Ford.

You'll both look like Gerald Ford.

Come on, let's go.

You're so good, can't be wrong.

No.

So let me entertain you for it.

Watch yourself.

Anybody in there?

What

the fuck is going on here?

The

boy's got away clean.

What the hell are you still doing here?

I checked with immigration.

They never heard of a Johnny wishful.

You're illegal, buster.

I want to know who the hell you are and what the hell you're doing here, right now.

What that... I'm a cop?

I didn't tell you before because I knew you'd be upset.

This is a Detroit badge.

What the hell are you doing in Beverly Hills?

Well, I'm attached to a multi-jurisdictional federal, federal task force, I'm...

code name is Wishbone.

Now look, I'm the goddamn chief of police here.

If there is a federal task force, I want to know about it.

Well, what you can do, sir, is you can call back to Detroit tomorrow

and ask for an inspector, Todd, and he'll tell you all about...

My real name is Axifoli, Call there between hours of

nine, 10, Detroit time, they tell you everything you need.

And you too?

What the hell are you doing here, huh?

Just checking parking meters in the area?

Well, sir, uh... We're off duty, sir, I just live right nearby.

Now listen, if I catch either one of you doing anything except traffic

duty, I'm going to have the boat the investigated and suspended.

Well, sir, technically, this is traffic duty.

Technically, you're a goddamn idiot.

And you're sure you got superglue in this house, Rosewood?

Yo man, this is Wild Kingdom.

We're trying to create a stress-free environment.

Well, you have.

These are my friends.

That's Sydney.

He's a wandering Jew.

This is Mona.

Hi baby.

They actually like different kinds of music.

If I play the Beatles, the Beggonias perk out.

If I play Beethoven, they wither.

The ferns, very definitely like the Boston Pops.

But everybody loves Mozart.

Who's this?

Big Al.

Had him about six years.

Didn't he great?

What kind of music does he like?

James Brown tries him nuts.

Is that turtle shit in there?

You know, turtles are amazing to me.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm curious to know where where where his dick is at give me him you know where your dick is don't you big owl but do turtles have dick yeah I heard that I heard that I heard

that I heard that I know you heard I was just really out there isn't the axle yeah billy's pretty fucked up I heard that I know you heard I was just joking Give me do some good.

The d'a d'a da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Hey, what's the music from?

The dating game.

Yeah.

Yeah, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Now, let's give Billy a big dating game kiss.

Mmhm.

What's your telephone?

In the bedroom.

We had an alligator pit.

Jesus, belly.

Yello.

Jeff.

Yeah, action.

Actual, actual, it's one o'clock in the morning.

Jeffrey.

Stop talking, listen.

How's a Ferrari?

Ferrari's great.

What a great car.

Those seats go back at all?

Because I was in the car with Mars and we're trying to get the seats back.

I don't know if they're stuck or what.

Listen, you and Marsie can't do freaky shit in that car.

Listen, you have to do something for him.

There's something you don't want to do, but you got to do it.

Now all we have to do is match it.

Could you use the computer downtown?

No.

There's not going to be anybody there this time of night, Sarge.

Oh shit, there goes my medical insurance.

You know, you can be such a pussy sometime.

Really?

You let's go.

You guys definitely get an A and high-tech.

It takes 60 cops to this shit back in Detroit.

to be Charles Campos.

This Charles Kane, I just met this guy who works in the Beverly Hills Gun Club.

He does?

Yeah, Charles Kane, this ain't the guy we're looking for, the dude is a weasel.

This is not a master criminal at all.

Well, that's his print.

Well, if something wrong here, this guy had nothing to do with Bogmo

getting shot, if he suspected this dude he had him picked up in 20 seconds.

What are we going to do now?

Let's go to a gun club.

Wait, wait, wait, it's 11 o'clock.

The gun club's closed.

So?

So?

He's a big

mistake, a big mistake.

There's definitely breaking the law.

Once we cross the line, there's no way back.

I go.

I'll go.

See, would you lighten up and take some risk?

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

Oh shit, I want him to take.

He weighs around a lot.

We open this door now.

I hit your gum to hold it in place.

Now, the magnets have the illusion that the connection has never been broken.

Let me take our knife,

open the door without the alarm going on.

Looks like you've done that before.

Well, I wasn't always a police officer.

I fractured the law or two when I was a kid.

Can I have a piece?

My last wife.

My last wife.

Let field.

What are we looking for?

Needle and I hate there.

Give me some light over here.

Here you go.

Here you go.

What the hell is that?

What?

That knife?

It's mine.

I'm protection.

Billy, we got to talk.

Did you get it?

What is that?

Looks like a needle in the haystack.

Map coordinates.

Hello.

Yes, is this inspector tied of the Detroit Police Department?

Yeah, yes it is.

I'm sorry to be bothering you at home, sir.

My name is Lionel Hand.

I'm with the FBI Enforcement Bulletin.

You are... well, thank you very much, sir.

We're quite proud of it ourselves.

Don't touch the leather, sweetheart.

My director has asked me to interview an exceptional local law enforcement officer.

And I'll tell you what, your name came up on our computer?

Is that right?

Now, I realize this is a short notice, but I was wondering if you

could possibly meet me this morning for breakfast at my office.

How's nine o'clock?

Yeah, I'll, I'll be there.

Thank you, my pleasure.

What's your coffee, sir?

Once a week, just once a week I'd like tea.

Do you know what I mean?

Yes, sir.

I had too much to ask.

Not at all.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

don't confuse me while.

I'm dialing all right?

Yeah, this is Todd.

Inspector Todd?

Yeah, that's what I said, isn't it?

This is Harold Lutz.

I'm the chief of the Beverly Hills Police Department.

Do you have an officer working in your command by the name of Axel Follie?

Yes, I do.

He's under my command, but he's assigned some goddamn

multirisdictional, a federal task force on organized crime.

I never know where the hell he is or what the hell he's doing.

It's a real pain in the ass for me.

I cannot control the son of a bit.

He reports directly to the fence.

I have to go now.

Goodbye.

What the hell are you doing in here?

This is not my office.

You damn right it isn't.

City Deposit.

What city deposit?

It's a federal reserve bank where banks take their money.

I bet you a hundred to one.

That's the next place that gets hit.

Willy?

Yeah.

City Deposit 341 Gregory.

Lines are down and able to verify.

Hey, can this car go any faster than this?

Come on, guys, come on.

Come on, I got it.

Come on, I got it.

Come on, out of the hall, move it.

Three minutes.

Sorry to me, you just relax and trust me.

Trust you.

You drive worse than Maureen.

No way!

Come out of the hall.

Come on, move it.

Just tell me where the seat bells at.

Really, it's rain!

Oh, yeah, it was red, okay.

It was yellow.

Some kind of construction.

Oh, shit.

The tiny is a couple of not.

I'm coming, don't wait for me, God-gienes.

I'm coming, don't wait for me, God-gienes with?

No, man, what's that for?

I'm going to shoot out at the clock, I figured I needed more firepower.

Yo, man, we got to talk seriously..

Where do you think you are?

I need to switch.

Dirty Rosewood?

1.30.

You know how long you got a break in?

I need authorization.

Hey Rosewood, we get some wheels.

Well,

this is pretty sporty.

Don't complain!

Shit!

Police prisoners, I need the car!

Here I go again.

You just hit a one car!

I know, I know, it's okay, I know the guy.

He's a jack!

Ah!

He's a jack!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

I haven't tried him yet!

I

don't know, I haven't tried him yet!

Oh, I said, we should have went left!

Are you like using the force?

Are you driving with your eyes open?

Are you like using the force?

There's a truck.

Now what?

This was a pickup vehicle.

He was following as far as it goes.

Sarge, your old blood air?

Billy, isn't this son?

Yeah.

No!

And

check this out, I get $10 for cars, I get $20 for limo.

What the hell is this?

My truck.

There's $50.

Put it next to a limo.

Uh, darling, the pool's been cleaned yesterday.

Yes, the pool was clean yesterday.

Today the pool is dirty.

Somebody made a mistake in the pool, I'd like to go clean the pool, please.

What do you mean by a mistake?

Someone had a little, uh, how will we say, accident in the pool?

Accident in the pool?

Accident?

You want me to spell it out?

It's something floating in the pool.

What?

You know what it's like when you people have these wild

parties up to somebody got drunk and shit in the pool, okay?

I'm here to clean them shit up.

I see.

I'm happy about it.

I'm not thrilled, but it's my job I have to do it.

You have to write these names down.

I have to clean clues.

Where's the pool at?

Who are these two gentlemen with you?

Jesus Christ.

Wake up!

This is what we always talked about.

So look alive, you may never see it again.

I don't want to step on your tongues, excuse me.

Why aren't my parties like this?

You gotta die sometime, might as well be here.

What are we supposed to be doing?

Well, whoever took that truck is here somewhere?

We're supposed to find them.

That looks like the girl from the gun club.

Who, the one with them?

Thermopolis.

Yeah, the big bitch over there.

Max!

How'd you get in here?

Forget our ass, I see how you got in.

It's the suit, mate, suit Max.

I don't know who this person is, but he's annoying us.

Let's see your invitation, please.

Excuse me.

You have no!

I'm sorry, I feel like I know you already because you know how many times I put your magazine up and forget

about it, it's not important, but I just want to give you some background on some of your guests here.

This is Thamopoulos, he's into guns and drugs, you have no.

And this is Max.

And Max kills cops for a living.

But take your ass home.

You out done, you're welcome to stay too long, but it's been real, it's been nice.

Take it easy.

Everybody!

Party's over!

Match's fucked it out for everybody, so let's just go home!

We'll go ahead as plan.

Get cane, prepare you.

You.

You'll take you all the way down to the.

..

You picked Dents pocket?

I told you I wasn't always a cop.

Yeah, yeah, I know you fractured on occasional law when you were a kid.

This is not good.

This, this is, this is not good.

Look, see, every now and in an occasional long shot pays off.

This is Dents' accountant, Sydney Bernstein.

Anything to dance into he's going to have a record of it, right?

it's all we got to go on.

There's no B&D.

I'm looking for something, Mr. Me.

And what about that goddamn cement truck?

Huh?

What about that Rosewood?

Talk to me!

I have a theory of that chief.

All right, okay.

I think the cement truck was a tactical decoy.

A decoy?

A decoy?

A decoy, a diversion to protect the criminals getaway.

And that's why I ran into the police car.

Have you submitted yourself for drug testing yet?

I want you in by Thursday do you understand me are you aware do you have any

idea that whoever was in that cement truck foiled the goddamn crime do you putts?

Putts.

Did you say something Taggart?

He called you putts sir.

I call him a putts I called you a putts.

He's right.

Butts.

And you, you Mr. Scripplet.

Huh?

What the hell were you doing there Foley?

They aren't I a police officer too?

Remains to be seen.

Did you call Inspector Todd back in Detroit for me?

I called you inspector.

He doesn't like you very much.

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Do you hear this insubordination?

Yes, and I've never heard such inexcusable abuse.

Whatever, whatever has happened, the fact remains

that the robbery was foiled and the money was saved.

I understand.

I will.

Yes, Mayor.

And you?

I want you out of here.

Get out of here, you degenerate.

You're not even part of this department.

Is this a black thing?

And weren't you supposed to leave for Detroit, Axel?

Yeah, today at noon.

Well, you're not going to make it.

You're going to get fired.

Look, we started this together, we're going to finish together, right?

Now check this thing out and see if Cindy Burstein owns a car.

Give me a pen.

Oh, come on, actually.

Give me a pen.

86 Mercedes, license number CRL 507.

Yeah, I mean, I understand.

Somebody won't wait.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come right in.

the fact that my door's close close, dissuade

you in any way from entering my office.

Sir, we're at the Beverly Hills Police Department.

Are you Mr. Sidney Bernstein?

Yes, lucky guess.

Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets.

We have a warrant for your arrest.

25?

25, what 25?

You have 25 unpaid parking tickets, sir?

I pay my tickets.

I pay, I pay all my tickets.

B The tickets have not been paid.

That means you're liable.

Can you cuff?

Mr. Bernstein, please?

Cuff me!

There are people out there with chainsaws, you're cuffing me.

Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets

and it's your car so we have to take you in.

Wait a second, I've got an idea.

Is there something that I have in this office that I could hand to you, and that

would make you kind of forget that you're holding those little pink tickets there?

What are?

And this hand you'd forget about.

This hand you'd be concentrating on that hand you'd go, what what did I have there?

I don't even remember.

Oh you mean like if I had $200 in this hand?

Ouch!

Let go on my arm!

$200!

Please, I'm robbing you.

That's what I'm doing.

Here's one, here's two, they're real crisp.

No problem at all.

Thank you, Sydney so much.

Oh, oh, certainly, yes.

So Sydney, one other thing.

I mean, I'm quite sure, man, your position understands that my

contact down the headquarters wouldn't want his name to be known.

Don't I know it.

Right.

Could you excuse me for a second while I comes up.

Oh, you're going to, yes.

You hear it, bully.

Hey, Jan, Axel, how you doing?

Hi, Axel.

What do you got?

Strange.

Before 1978, everything's blank.

It's classified, but its policy date's 1974.

So I checked our foreign office in London and found out something very interesting.

Dent was the cultural attache to the East German embassy in Honduras.

He's got a racetrack, shooting club, drilling rig companies An oil company?

Oil company?

Several, that's his biggest business.

But from the looks of these records, seems like dent's in trouble.

What do you mean?

He's let his insurance lapse on everything in the last six months.

Dent petroleum, even the shooting club, all his businesses, except one.

Which one is that?

The racetrack.

Emperian fields.

He's got a huge policy on that one, axel.

Good, good, good, good.

Okay.

Great, hey, Bogamille.

When your father wakes up...

He's getting better, he's up and around.

Okay.

Tell him you found his man.

Okay.

Period.

Feels.

He's not going to rip off his own race track.

He's not going to rip off his own race track.

He would if he was insured.

So what was in the files?

My hundreds, we won't find any oil field equipment if we find dent.

What do you mean if we find him?

But dent's visa application to Costa Rico had today's date on it.

If we don't step on, I think he's out of here.

I don't know what happened on the city deposit Max and the Foley hit.

That's why I need you to go along personally to make absolutely certain

nothing goes wrong personally to make absolutely certain nothing goes wrong.

I'm on the team of course.

You're on the team of course.

You're son of a bitch you beat the computer.

What's it say?

To make absolutely certain nothing goes wrong.

I'm on the team.

I'm on the team of course.

I'm ging superticos sign Carlos screw you, screw you cops sign Carlos.

Puerto's ain't cops?

It means pigs, another word for cops.

Wait a minute, Carlos, Carlos.

It is cane, Charles cane, Carlos is uh, Spanish for Charles.

King changed his name.

He's probably a poor kid who didn't want to grow to be a poor man.

So, Charles Kane is the alphabet, Robert is the alphabet-rober.

The first code was very hard.

This was very hard.

This was very hard.

This is really easy.

This is really easy.

This is really easy.

This is the copse to figure it out.

And don't tell me, Axel.

You ran numbers, too.

Well, it wasn't always a cop.

He fractured an occasional law.

Oh, I'm afraid.

Oh, I'm afraid our horse didn't come in.

King's death.

We're a little late.

All I can tell you right now is that we are confident

that we have identified the alphabet bandit.

The man was shot dead at the scene this morning by security guard Jack Stiles.

In his latest robbery attempt, the man was fatally wounded, all right?

So I give you my oath right here.

There will be no F-crime.

We personally, my own computer team personally

cracked The alphabet bandit's code this afternoon.

All of the notes, mind you, were signed Carlos, right?

Carlos.

Carlos, which as you all know, is Spanish for Charles.

Do you hear?

Do you hear what I'm saying, Manny?

If Cain's a man, where's the money?

Where's dent?

You said he was shipping oil because I'm at the Central America.

Yeah, but how, where?

Let's put an APB out on dent.

For what reason?

Hey, where'd you get that?

It's coming from there.

Excuse me.

How old am I going to get on the horse?

He was grazing, the pasture.

Where's the pasture at?

There, that's oil field.

One hundred is that somebody gave him a tip and he came up

here to check it out and that's when they tried to waste it.

But who pulled the alphabet jobs?

Dent's going broke, okay?

So what he does is he he has some bank, heise some jewelry, and then

he throws this easy coat of the cops and puts Cain's name on it.

It's real simple.

You frame Cain, kill Cain's the alphabet

killer, then gets away, got free case closed.

Why would an oil man risk all this?

Even if he was down on his luck?

Well, that's not buying oil field equipment.

He's buying guns from Flomopoulos.

Probably sell him to his contact or something like that in Central America.

But he needs he splitting with the stolen cash.

They can buy guns up here for a million

bucks and sell him down there for 10 million.

Look at all that oil.

I don't see oil.

What are you nuts?

Jesus Christ Billy, we gotta talk.

What the hell is this?

Never have too much firepower.

Come on.

Shit.

Welcome to what's here.

Hey, do you like rap music?

You like rap music?

You like rap music?

Well turn around real slow then.

I'm from the rap coalition of America.

Take that gun off the road over there.

if you like rap music so much, how come you ain't smiling.

I'm smiling smile real big.

And let's do a rap together.

Yo baby, yo baby, yo baby, yo, say ow!

Yow!

Those look like oil pumps to you?

Looks like World War III.

Here, Billy, here Billy, you don't have one of you.

You guys hang around the back, okay?

I'm going to go check out the front.

Yeah.

Billy, what are you doing?

Hell, I'm in a surprise.

What?

What are you nuts?

Just pull the connecting wire, and you're thinking it's still intact.

He's documented for self-explanatory.

They'll make your life a whole lot easier.

You've got your signature.

You still got that thing?.

Shh.

It's a bad idea, Billy.

With all the ideas you've had, this is the worst.

Wait, you sure you know what you're doing?

Trust me.

Pull pin, extend.

Pull opening.

Pull opening.

Wow.

Billy!

Release safety.

Billy!

Gilly!

Aim through there.

Push this.

Fuck Rambo.

I'm going to get to the old truck it out!

Cover me!

Go Axel!

They're right there!

Freeze!

Mr Foley,

you involved yourself in business that doesn't concern you.

Goodbye, Mr. Foley.

Mr. Foley.

Women.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

I got their hands up Billy.

What took you guys so long?

Oh shit, we're in trouble now.

God damn it.

Axel's A-wall.

Maybe we can get out of this if we keep our mouth shut, Billy, so don't say anything.

What the hell have you done here?

Looks like a goddamn war zone.

What in hell have you done here, Tagger?

Tell me.

We solved the alphabet crimes.

You shut up!

Who the hell is talking to you?

I personally saw the alphabet case up in a body bag over an hour ago.

And you, I don't give a goddamn what federal agency you say you're working for.

You're in jail buddy.

Chief, wait a minute.

Shut up!

What the hell are you doing here, bringing down a firefight in the middle of my city.

You're out of the cop-business, for ever?

and then bought him with stolen money from Andriana's on his own racetrack.

He was on his way to Central America.

And if you'd bother to take your head out of your

ass, you'd see we'd stop the whole goddamn thing.

You're watch yourself.

Just a minute.

Why didn't I know about this?

Because Chief Lutz doesn't have the guts to hear the truth from real cops.

That's why.

I'm sorry I get carried away I'm sorry you are fired do you understand that don't overreact head please you're fired I want you out of here now get out of here get out of here I'm

fired you you regret this ten I regret it now I've regret it for the last two months you're regret this you're out of you get out of here will you get out get out civilians now?

You bet.

I'm going to kick your ass later!

Axel, thank you so much, really.

I've got to go to a charity meeting, food for the homeless food for the homeless.

I'd like to make a donation, sir.

It's $200 in the name of Sidney Bernstein.

That's my alias.

I don't like it.

A lot of publicity.

Thank you, Axel.

I mean, Sydney, sir.

Thank you.

You're getting more and more like me every day.

Next thing you know you're going to have afros.

Big Dix about it.

Excellent.

You make Chief Police yet or what?

That's right.

So you're the new Chief Police, Inspector Todd,

you're Ted Egan, you Mayor of Beverly Hills?

Listen to your mayor, I want you to know how thankful we are

that you allow it fully the time to help us with this case.

Well, according to him, he's acquired all his

skills under your expert tutelage, survived.

Hi!

Expert tutelage.

What the fuck have you been telling them?

Let me talk.

When you're done, let me talk to him.

Yeah, now that you're done being a California hero,

you better get your ass on back here to your real job.

Yeah, okay, I'm leaving now.

In fact, my ass left already.

I got to catch up with it.

Oh, yes.

one of other things.

Your secret undercover partner, Mario and

Dreddy Friedman, wrecked the goddamn Ferrari.

Hey, here, you talk to Jeffrey.

Axel, you know what, it wasn't even my fault.

That's the funny thing.

There was a bus coming the other.

Hello, he hung up.

He hung up.

Hello?

He hung up.

Hello.

Come on, Axel, you don't have to go home now.

Let's go down to Mexico and catch another marlin.

I ain't going fishing, it's too tiring.

We'll go back to Detroit for some good old-fashioned American street violence.

Why don't you come hang out for a little while?

I know a lot of girls I'd like to hang out with you.

Maureen came back.

Did she really?

Congratulations.

You see the people you least expect it?

The man is a stud, we ain't even know it.

All this time, swinging, we ain't even know it.

She couldn't live without you, right?

And now, her mother didn't have cable TV.

No think it was your mother's cable TV.

It was your cable that brought it back.

I'm off.

Thanks a lot, Axel.

You don't got to thank me.

I love you guys.

So you're around.

cool, man.

Do anything we can do for you?

Yeah, why don't you take care of my uncle's house till he gets back?

Hey Axel, that's not really your uncle's house, is it?

Oh yeah, trust me.

All right, what the hell is going on here?

Who are you guys?

Who's that black guy?

It's what I feel is also real.

There's gonna be a better day.

So don't try to tell me what to do.

Don't try to turn my head.

Don't try to tell me who I am.

Because freedom lives in me, so wild and free.

inside my life, baby.

It's what you turn.

So don't try to turn it out.

It didn't get enough.