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Oh my gosh, Jessica posted a picture of
her dress on Instagram.
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It's confirmed. All of our friends are
going to the party. Even the homebody.
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Why does my stepbrother's birthday party
have to happen on the same night as the
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most important party of my life?
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I know, we both have bad luck. I mean,
my stepbrother told my mom that I
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some of my classes, so now I'm grounded
for a whole month.
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If only we can get our stepbrothers on
board with going to this ratio.
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Yeah, right.
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Those two nerds are scared of their own
status.
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Hey, man, I can't wait to spend some
quality time with our sister today.
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Oh, me too.
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I hope they like what we have planned
for them.
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They are complete morons, but maybe we
can use that for our advantage.
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How?
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Just follow my lead.
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You got it.
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Oh, here they are.
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Oh, hey, Deb.
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Hey. Happy birthday.
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Thank you. You're a repper. Yeah. Happy
birthday.
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Thank you.
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Hey, brother.
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Hey. Good to see you.
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Good to see you too, Deb. Yeah.
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So what kind of crazy plans do you have
for us?
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Well, actually.
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One sec.
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What?
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In honor of James' birthday, we're going
to be playing.
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Fictionary. Yeah.
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It's going to be lit.
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Oh, man.
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Your idea of a good time is playing
Fictionary?
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Well, yeah.
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Are you serious?
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Well, come on, guys.
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I'm not going to let you try it.
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Come on. We'll get into teams. It's
going to be fun.
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So, first team is going to be me and my
sister.
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And the second team is going to be me
and my sister.
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Okay. Are you ready? We got 30 seconds.
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All right.
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Start the timer. Got it.
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All right.
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Okay. A skateboard.
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No. A clit.
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No. A bird?
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No. Oh, my gosh.
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That's a dick.
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Come on. Are you even trying? Yes.
That's a penis.
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No, it's not.
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Is that a dick?
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No. It's an eggplant.
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No. You drew a dick.
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What? All right. Well, you tried, right?
Good effort.
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I got it right.
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I know. All right.
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We're going to make some magic happen
here.
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We better then.
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All right.
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Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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I don't know what the hell they were
doing.
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Let's do this.
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All right.
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And time.
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It's a little blocky, but... I don't
know.
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A house.
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No. We're going to win.
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She's never going to get it. I know.
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I don't know. A headphone?
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No. A tree.
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No.
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You know what it looks like? The head of
a peanut.
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No. Boobs.
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Help me.
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And time.
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The mushroom.
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Oh, my gosh. Come on. That is not a
mushroom.
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We could do way better.
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That's clearly the head of a pig. You're
right. I have to agree.
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That's me.
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That's me. Oh, my gosh.
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You know, I just don't feel like you
ladies were trying at all. We were. I
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Like, honestly, I think Jaden can vouch.
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You were guessing things that didn't
make any sense, what we drew on the
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though. Literally, what we drew was art,
okay?
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An eggplant is an eggplant is an
eggplant.
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And you were just calling our amazing
drawing just these obscene things, these
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really naughty things. Period.
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Oh, my gosh. It was being dramatic.
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It maybe was art, but...
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so it wasn't for your big mouth and your
birthday, we would be going to a rager
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and having the best party and getting
laid by some hot guys. Exactly. But
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instead, we're here with our brothers.
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Exactly. There's nothing wrong with
that.
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There's a lot wrong with that. We just
played Pictionary. Come on.
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Well, look, I'm sorry, okay?
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But this is what we had planned for
James' birthday.
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Is there anything we can do to make...
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you happier to be here?
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I mean, not really.
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Maybe if we were a little less horny,
then we'd be able to play better.
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Nothing we can really do to help you out
being horny. I mean, we're not your
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boyfriends, girls.
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Well, you might need more help than you
think.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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It'd be a great thing.
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Okay. You want to go first?
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No, I'm okay.
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Okay.
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Um.
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I'm right there.
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Um.
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Boo!
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You're right.
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So.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bro.
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Bro. Just take her out. I mean, she has
a great hand, but, like, just push your
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boobs away.
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Ugh. You guys said you wanted to help.
This is how you help.
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Who would value why?
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Good one, David. No.
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No? Nice, nerd.
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I don't know. Is it a musical chord? I
don't know. Why?
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Who did?
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Is it Vagina?
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Is it? Yes.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, we got it.
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So, you know what that means.
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and you don't know what this means.
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You're so smart, right? What does it
mean?
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Oh.
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Oh. Boobies plus vagina equals and you
made a girl. Right? Come on.
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Do better than that.
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We don't know.
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It means that we want to get laid.
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Oh, so boobies plus vagina equals
eggplant.
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Yes.
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Get it.
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And you're going to have a good time.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Bye.
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I can't
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believe I'm sucking
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my brother's friend's dick.
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You don't have to be close.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Get his balls.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's what I heard.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. That's so good.
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Your sister looks so good.
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I don't want to see that.
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I know your sister is great.
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I can see the same about your sister.
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You're right.
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She's really good at that.
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kind of better than the party.
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You act like
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you're a virgin.
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I can't believe my brother's a virgin.
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Such a good dick.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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It feels kind of weird to hear that
about my brother.
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Well, now you know.
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I know your sister really knows what
she's doing with her mouth.
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I don't want to see, but I can hear.
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Okay.
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I don't want to change.
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Whoa.
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Does that feel good?
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Sure.
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Ooh.
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I hate your brother's dick.
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I would have never wanted to go to that
party.
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really good at this. Right?
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You'll get comfortable with that.
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Are you going to put it in?
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Well, yeah, I want to feel it.
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See what it feels like.
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I don't know about that.
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Come on.
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No, no, no.
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Does it feel good?
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Yeah. How big?
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I can't believe it.
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She's going to make me cum, and I don't
want to give up just right now.
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Oh, my gosh.
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All right, I understand.
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Oh, my gosh, really?
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I'm such a nerd.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Let me try it again.
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Let's see if I can get his dick in the
middle.
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I don't know.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Motherfucking night. Get up. Get up,
baby.
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Get up, baby.
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Thank you, brother.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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I love a birthday.
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Sure reads fictionary, huh?
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I'm glad we paid dictionary with our
brother. Me too.
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