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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:47,640 May I speak to Sergio, please? 2 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,279 Tell him this is Enzo, thanks. 3 00:04:54,048 --> 00:04:55,548 Well, are you still at home? 4 00:04:57,608 --> 00:04:59,581 What do you mean, you don't know if you can come! 5 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:01,227 What kind of crisis? 6 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:03,547 What kind of crisis? 7 00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:06,966 Sergio, can I speak? Can you come down? 8 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,202 Can you come down, so we talk clearly? 9 00:05:09,486 --> 00:05:12,125 No, now! Now! 10 00:05:12,726 --> 00:05:14,226 I am going out now. 11 00:05:14,246 --> 00:05:17,681 See you there, at the death point, usual place. Hurry up! 12 00:05:23,245 --> 00:05:24,745 Hey! 13 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,038 - Well? - Eh, well... 14 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:32,397 Enzo, I feel down about this trip. 15 00:05:32,484 --> 00:05:34,281 - That's because you are nervous. - Not really... 16 00:05:34,364 --> 00:05:37,196 ...that's because to go... where, to Cracovia? 17 00:05:37,283 --> 00:05:39,843 - I didn't sleep all night! - That's because you are very nervous. 18 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,562 - Smoke a cigarette. - No, you don't understand... 19 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,031 ...they are other folks, another race! 20 00:05:45,202 --> 00:05:47,636 And then, their language: What are we going to say? 21 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,872 - You're such a child! - That's not true... 22 00:05:49,962 --> 00:05:52,681 ...I am not a child anymore, I am just too old. 23 00:05:52,842 --> 00:05:54,354 Why don't you go alone? 24 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,353 Ok, then everything is fucked up, I take off my clothes... 25 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,318 ...and spend ferragosto alone, in bed. 26 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,840 But we decided together! 27 00:06:00,841 --> 00:06:02,911 I told you there might be a problem! 28 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:05,195 And it's so far, who knows when we arrive! 29 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,555 At 17:30 we will be at Bolzano, at 8:00 at Cracow... 30 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,359 ...do you bet at 22:00 you are already having sex with a polish lady? 31 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,479 Come on! 32 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,869 And then, we made a passport, the country pass, we bought silk stockings... 33 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,234 ...pens... - I forgot them. 34 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:19,958 No problem for the pens, till Bolzano we have time! 35 00:06:20,039 --> 00:06:22,677 You are a child, full of anxiety and fears! 36 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,953 You say: "The language, the language, the language!". 37 00:06:25,038 --> 00:06:27,029 - Look at that car, it speaks by itself! - Ueh! 38 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:28,618 Let's go! 39 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:33,235 Let's go. Come on! They don't need a conference speech from you! 40 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:35,069 Do you want to warm them up? Music! 41 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:36,954 Do you want them to smoke? Smoke! 42 00:06:37,237 --> 00:06:39,034 Do you want them to drink? Drink! 43 00:06:39,197 --> 00:06:42,313 - Do you want them to have fun? Fuck! - You are crazy! 44 00:06:42,476 --> 00:06:44,865 I am so beautiful, my god, I can't tell! 45 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,433 Crazy bastards... 46 00:06:47,836 --> 00:06:50,474 Are you crazy? They could see us, you stupid! 47 00:06:50,555 --> 00:06:53,467 - Who can see you?! - You are crazy. - Who can see you? 48 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:58,152 - How do you mime a train? - I already showed you so many times! 49 00:06:58,235 --> 00:07:00,873 Come on, do that. What is the noise of that person in the train toilet? 50 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,343 Come on! I will mime the man pissing. Come on! 51 00:07:03,434 --> 00:07:05,265 Come on, start! Go. 52 00:07:08,353 --> 00:07:09,853 Pulls the pedal. Go! 53 00:07:11,113 --> 00:07:13,422 Bastard, if you do with polish women, they'll have fun! 54 00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:17,591 Do the bidet, come on! Come on! 55 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:23,549 Bastard! And you still have doubts? 56 00:07:23,632 --> 00:07:25,941 - If I could only do that! - You have the look. 57 00:07:26,032 --> 00:07:28,625 Maybe I got the look, but I can't do those things. 58 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:31,426 By the way, last night I thinked about a new one... 59 00:07:31,511 --> 00:07:34,787 ...the one of the tram getting full... Listen. - Go! 60 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:45,260 Bastard! Pick your bag, come on, let's go! 61 00:07:45,509 --> 00:07:47,009 Hurry! 62 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,169 Ueh, but... 63 00:07:50,589 --> 00:07:53,387 - And what if I fall in love? - Falling in love in Cracow? 64 00:07:53,829 --> 00:07:55,187 Pick up your bag... 65 00:07:55,188 --> 00:07:58,260 ...first I check the wheels and then I pick you up. Hurry! 66 00:07:58,348 --> 00:07:59,848 Let's go. 67 00:08:01,068 --> 00:08:02,568 He's really crazy! 68 00:08:13,866 --> 00:08:15,663 Sergio, don't you notice something? 69 00:08:15,986 --> 00:08:17,225 No, what? 70 00:08:17,226 --> 00:08:20,343 - Don't you notice the car front is lowering down? - No! 71 00:08:23,305 --> 00:08:26,502 - What was that? - Nothing, what? 72 00:08:26,745 --> 00:08:28,497 Trust, trust! 73 00:08:28,745 --> 00:08:30,245 And now what? 74 00:08:31,225 --> 00:08:32,896 Trust, that's normal! 75 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:38,454 Guys, can you push? Quick, it's turning green. 76 00:08:38,544 --> 00:08:41,216 Sergio, you go too, come on! Man! 77 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,692 - Man! You too, quick! - Come on! 78 00:08:43,783 --> 00:08:45,455 - I stay here. - Go! 79 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,043 Come on! 80 00:08:51,982 --> 00:08:55,099 Damn nasty Giudas! Giudas shoe-repairer! 81 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:02,374 Hi. We are a group of young people... 82 00:09:02,461 --> 00:09:04,179 ...setting up a farming community... 83 00:09:04,261 --> 00:09:05,899 ...nearby the town della Pieve... 84 00:09:05,981 --> 00:09:07,972 ...I mean, something alternative to urban pollution... 85 00:09:08,061 --> 00:09:10,369 ...I mean, not only waste, and so on... 86 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,371 ...but I mean also as moral pollution... 87 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,178 ...I mean, can you understand me? - No, thanks. 88 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,091 Listen there's nothing political about it... 89 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,296 ...I mean, we are outside some power games. 90 00:09:19,499 --> 00:09:22,093 If eventually you can make an offer, I mean, even symbolic... 91 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:24,056 No, I don't have cash. 92 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:26,414 Anyway I give you this report... 93 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,648 ...then if in case you like our ideas... 94 00:09:28,738 --> 00:09:32,128 - Yes, I like them. - Behind there's our address... 95 00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:34,049 ...so, in case you can write us, agree? 96 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,638 Bye, have a nice day. 97 00:09:35,698 --> 00:09:37,335 But can you assure me that... 98 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,249 Look straight into my eyes. 99 00:09:39,657 --> 00:09:41,727 ...that you don't need any drugs? 100 00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:45,207 I think that with two coins it's difficult to buy drugs. 101 00:09:45,337 --> 00:09:49,568 Anyway, we are not interested in that kind of experience. Nice day. 102 00:09:51,656 --> 00:09:54,965 But what do you know about drugs? What do you know about those things? 103 00:09:56,615 --> 00:09:59,083 - May I say something? - I've got air conditioned, sorry. 104 00:09:59,175 --> 00:10:00,654 Have a nice day. 105 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,293 Hi, we are a group of young people... 106 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,330 ...setting up a farming community... 107 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:05,733 ...nearby town della Pieve... 108 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:08,123 ...I mean, as alternative to urban pollution... 109 00:10:08,214 --> 00:10:10,330 ...not only as waste, and so on... 110 00:10:10,414 --> 00:10:14,247 Hey, for seven days you've been going to all the traffic lights... 111 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,846 ...all the squares in Rome. 112 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:19,642 Enough! Everywhere I go, there you are! Stop it! 113 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:22,804 - Anyway goodbye, have a nice day. - Goodbye. 114 00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:27,329 Hi, we are a group of young people... 115 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:29,912 Dad! 116 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,249 Then it's true that you are back! 117 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,447 For some days, just visiting. 118 00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:38,086 - You've changed so much! - Yes, maybe I've changed inside. 119 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:42,129 Your voice has changed too? Not even a call! 120 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:45,600 What do you mean? To restore some relatioships... I mean... 121 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,169 ...it is often very problematic. 122 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:52,368 - Very? - Problematic. - Ah! Come on, let me hug you! 123 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:55,123 "Che te possino!" But your face is always the same! 124 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,518 Dad, be quiet, always so violent! 125 00:10:57,609 --> 00:11:00,486 This, do you call it violence? Is it violence, Ruggero? 126 00:11:00,848 --> 00:11:04,966 - Stop it, it's full of people. - Let's go, come on, get inside! 127 00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:09,524 - But where? - We have a chat alone, we have a coffee. 128 00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:12,799 If I was not here by chance I wouldn't meet you! 129 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:16,197 What do you mean "by chance"? Don't lie, they told you... 130 00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:18,277 ...that I was here and you came on purpose. 131 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:21,881 - Say the truth, the truth! - No, I swear on your mother's grave! 132 00:11:22,446 --> 00:11:25,085 Tell me something: Have I ever looked for you? 133 00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:26,685 Did I ever break your balls? 134 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,722 Since you wrote that letter I kept the agreement. 135 00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:31,636 - Come on, let's go. - Go where? 136 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,762 You want to have a coffee? The cafe's over there, let's go there. 137 00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:36,960 Let's go home, Angelicuccia will do it! 138 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,478 - Angelicuccia is still alive! - "Still alive"?! 139 00:11:39,644 --> 00:11:43,717 When I told her I would bring you home, she jumped out of happiness! 140 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,476 Then you say you knew I was here? 141 00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:47,440 Say the truth, so we are over with this! 142 00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:51,277 I told her that if by chance I would meet you, then I would bring you back home. 143 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:55,674 "If by chance", Ruggero! If by chance, I would bring you back home. 144 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:58,799 - Since when you are so polemic? - Fiorenza! 145 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:00,761 Fiorenza! 146 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,262 Be quiet, dad! 147 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,991 Come on, Fiore'! She's Fiorenza, he's my father. 148 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:10,194 - Ah, hi. - Anyway, she's coming with us. 149 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,640 She too? 150 00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:15,030 Since Fiorenza and I decided to share everything... 151 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,271 ...I think it's fair to share this coffee. 152 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,910 Which coffee? Where are we going? 153 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,314 Get in, he knows were we are going. 154 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:36,870 Cristiano! See you back here in half our, at least! 155 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,471 Why? Where are we going? 156 00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:42,425 Take care of the bikes, they might steal them! Take care! 157 00:12:42,557 --> 00:12:44,057 Ruggero! 158 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:51,068 - Do you want a cigarette? - No, I don't smoke. 159 00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:54,190 Luckily, at least you don't have this vice anymore. 160 00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:59,096 Can I ask you something? 161 00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,069 How come you've got this tone in your voice? 162 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:03,775 Dad! 163 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:06,145 This voice give me shivers... 164 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:15,909 Excuse me, I've just remembered I need to make a call. Five seconds! 165 00:13:29,832 --> 00:13:32,585 Now you understand why I left my house two years ago? 166 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:37,145 - He's got the fascist look. - I wish he was a fascist, at least! 167 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:39,347 Then he would be the choice of his life. 168 00:13:42,671 --> 00:13:44,548 See? I took five seconds! 169 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,250 That was quick, see? 170 00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,306 Ruggero, I was thinking... 171 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,063 How come you speak like this? 172 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,507 What did you say before? 173 00:14:05,508 --> 00:14:09,387 Problema... Problematic... Problematic... 174 00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:12,056 Stop it, dad! Oh, take care! 175 00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:18,103 Ahò! Why they make the stripes? 176 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,379 It's third time, the same! 177 00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:23,055 Not on the stripes, other ones. 178 00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,623 Luckly there's not two without a three. 179 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:29,218 First time they broke the milk cans, second time... 180 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,779 ...nothing, third time olive oil, infact this is oil. 181 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:36,664 - And it is sign of bad luck. - And it is more expensive! 182 00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:39,663 - No, the salt is sign of bad luck! - You should take it off... 183 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,781 ...if somebody walks on it, it dies. - And how do I take it off? 184 00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:46,101 Do what you can, just clean it! 185 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,619 Well, I guess I'll do something, what can I say? 186 00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:51,495 Good job, spread it! 187 00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,897 Then not just one person, ten people will slip! 188 00:14:55,343 --> 00:14:56,843 Not ten. 189 00:14:57,503 --> 00:15:01,541 - Why, the sun won't dry it? - No, the sun won't dry it. 190 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:05,058 - Will not evaporate? - No, it wont evaporate. 191 00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:10,269 - Come on! Ahò! - Good, throw some soap on it: 192 00:15:10,361 --> 00:15:13,373 ...instead of ten, fifty will slip! 193 00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:16,732 Do you know something? I am going! 194 00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:19,653 - The bus to Ladispoli is leaving! - Excyse me! 195 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,776 ¿Dónde está otello de la juventud? 196 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,977 - Otello? - Of juventus! 197 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,736 - Of Juventus?! - Mh-mh. 198 00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,279 What do you mean? 199 00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:45,810 Hostel, not "otello"! Then, you go straight this way, ok? 200 00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:48,047 At some poit you must necessarily turn left... 201 00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:51,971 ...but you notice on the left there is like a road, a street, that's a street. 202 00:15:52,057 --> 00:15:56,686 That street is Via della Fonte dell'Olio. You take it, all the way, like this. 203 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,605 At some point there is 1, 2, 3. It is the 3. 204 00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:05,890 I mean, not number 3, I mean the third doo that's the hostel. Got it? 205 00:16:05,975 --> 00:16:07,475 Nada. 206 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,494 - "Nada"?! - Nothing! - Ah! Nothing! 207 00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:17,651 It is also near my house! I must leave, otherwise I would take you there. 208 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:20,532 - ¿Tú me acompañas? Gracias. - I must go to Ladispoli! 209 00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:22,114 Take her! 210 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:28,211 Well, let's go quickly, or I will be late! 211 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,772 My bus is leaving, got it? 212 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:32,810 - Tú me excusas, ¿vero? - ¡De nada, de nada! - Gracias. 213 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,590 Excuse me, do you have a room? 214 00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:03,762 No rooms, all booked until the 20th. 215 00:17:04,009 --> 00:17:05,509 Ah... 216 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,567 Maybe there is for you. 217 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,164 Not for me, for her! 218 00:17:11,048 --> 00:17:12,548 No, not for a woman. 219 00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:16,118 - For a man. - No, are you kidding? I must go to Ladispoli! 220 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,766 That's for her, she's spanish! 221 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,682 What can I do? Bring her to, can't you? 222 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:24,477 Are you crazy? At Ladispoli there's my mother, are you kidding? 223 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:28,355 Unbelievable! Rome is full! The "Foro Italico" is full... 224 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,119 ...the "Sorrentino" is full, the "Colosseo" full! 225 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:34,562 Just tell me what is to do for una extranjera para trovare un lugar... 226 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:37,160 ...to sleep and get clean! Es absurdo! 227 00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:42,440 - ¡Italia, nada, nada, nada! - "Nada"? - Nothing! 228 00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:45,073 Can't you find a place for her? 229 00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:47,878 - Where are you sleeping? - I don't have problems, at home. 230 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:51,513 - Bring her home. - Are you kidding? No, no! 231 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,323 But I notice many italians offer their house. Why not? 232 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:57,793 Because my mother is not there, I should leave, I must take the bus to Ladispoli. 233 00:17:57,883 --> 00:17:59,919 And my house will be closed, closed. 234 00:18:00,443 --> 00:18:02,001 To be true, it is already closed. 235 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,550 I had to come back home to pick the oil. 236 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:09,993 The other one spilled. 237 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:14,079 It was not my fault. What are you saying? 238 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,790 Anyway, mum, it's a long story. 239 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:21,789 What? I can't leave now! Maybe tonight! 240 00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:23,713 I'll take the one of 6pm. 241 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,836 What? Who is "singing"? 242 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,270 The radio is turned on! 243 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,196 Mum, nobody's here! 244 00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:39,518 - Who should be here? - ¡Toallas! - Sst! Eh? 245 00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:41,099 Para secarme. 246 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,234 - To dry! - With the tablecloth? - Eh! 247 00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,436 One moment, my mother. Hello, mum? 248 00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:50,867 Contact come and goes. 249 00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:56,036 Nobody is here! Who should be here? 250 00:18:56,357 --> 00:18:58,075 Ok, it's full of people! 251 00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:02,633 Not really, it's a joke. I was joking. 252 00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:05,145 Hey, joking! 253 00:19:05,956 --> 00:19:12,986 Eh. Ok. Ok. Ok, see you tonight, ok. 254 00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:17,747 Yes. And the oil. Ok. Yes. 255 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:21,188 Ok. Yes. Bye. 256 00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:24,990 Yes, bye. This is my mother's robe! 257 00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:29,103 Hello? Bye. Yes, bye! Bye! 258 00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:31,904 Aquí. ¡Aquí! 259 00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:34,712 Look at her... The floor was polished. 260 00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:39,384 She made a lake! She made a lake! 261 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,812 A lake, she made! 262 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:48,789 This is your way? Comes in, bathroom, water... Hey! 263 00:19:53,511 --> 00:19:56,708 And now, what are you doing? No, you don't understand! 264 00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:00,465 - No aquí, ¿otra camera? - No! This house, closed! 265 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,700 Here, at 5pm, closed! 266 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,267 - ¿Cómo, yo no dormo en la tua casa? - No! 267 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,461 Ok, you can sleep, one hour, one hour and ten... 268 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,824 ...because I, later, Ladispoli. I am sorry. 269 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,707 - We'll find a solution. - We must find it. 270 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,887 Yo puedo telefonear. 271 00:20:25,347 --> 00:20:28,066 You call, if you find somebody, that's better. 272 00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:31,822 Better for you, for me, for my mother... 273 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,136 Understand? Here everything closed... 274 00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:37,617 ...and I am on time to catch the one at noon. 275 00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:49,255 Such a long number? 276 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,617 For Barcelona, one moment. 277 00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:55,976 - Barcellona?! - Hallo? 278 00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:58,659 Yes, Marisol. ¿No te ha llamado? 279 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:01,539 ¡No, madre santísima! 280 00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:06,292 No, no, nada. No te preocupes, estoy bien. 281 00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:08,003 Ciao, adiós. 282 00:21:22,821 --> 00:21:24,698 This is even longer! 283 00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:28,332 Tengo un más grande problema, Leo, can you excuse me just one moment. 284 00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:32,857 The bill is a big problem too my mother is paying for that! 285 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,892 Hallo? Philip! 286 00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:43,799 What is this telephone number? 287 00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:46,612 You can't tell telephone numbers like this? Oh! 288 00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,507 The door! 289 00:22:01,897 --> 00:22:03,056 Sst! People here! 290 00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:06,247 At least, speak low! 291 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,046 - Who's that? - The keeper! 292 00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:16,890 Since I saw you going out but not coming back... 293 00:22:16,975 --> 00:22:19,364 ...I heard noises and I asked "who's that". 294 00:22:19,455 --> 00:22:21,969 - Who's that? Nobody. - Ok. 295 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,211 - I am alone, nobody's here. - Ok. 296 00:22:24,295 --> 00:22:26,125 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 297 00:22:37,853 --> 00:22:40,162 What's up? what's up? 298 00:22:40,253 --> 00:22:43,370 Please, Leo, please, one moment! 299 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,200 Enzo, could you go a bit slower, eh? 300 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,109 You're right. 301 00:23:12,289 --> 00:23:14,678 Do you know we are early on our schedule? 302 00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:17,727 We must slow down 5 kilometres, or everything is messed up. 303 00:23:19,329 --> 00:23:22,957 Did I ever tell you what happened to me one night at the Sport Centre? 304 00:23:23,088 --> 00:23:24,588 No, you never told me. 305 00:23:28,128 --> 00:23:31,961 Two or three months ago there was a Genesis concert at the Sport Centrum. 306 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,362 I had to go with some friends... 307 00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:37,638 ...mainly one from, he knows some women. 308 00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:40,719 But at some point, the situation changed... 309 00:23:40,806 --> 00:23:43,718 ...I can't remember if he gave me a wrong telephone number... 310 00:23:43,806 --> 00:23:45,603 ...or if I wrote it down wrong, I don't know... 311 00:23:45,686 --> 00:23:47,563 ...at the end I went alone. 312 00:23:47,646 --> 00:23:50,682 I remember I got a place above, on the stairs... 313 00:23:50,925 --> 00:23:52,756 ...and in front of me there was a girl. 314 00:23:53,685 --> 00:23:56,643 I sit down and kind of kicked her. 315 00:23:57,165 --> 00:23:59,394 She turns around and I: "Sorry". 316 00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:02,159 She says: "Hi". Ahò... 317 00:24:02,804 --> 00:24:06,922 ...she turned maybe 30-40 times. At some point she says: 318 00:24:07,403 --> 00:24:11,760 ..."Excuse me, do you have a cigarette?". The silliest excuse! 319 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,397 I pick a cigarette, I hand it to her... 320 00:24:14,563 --> 00:24:18,111 ...and she leans on my legs swingling with all her body. 321 00:24:18,202 --> 00:24:19,702 The extreme of ambiguity! 322 00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:22,552 - Was she young? - Young?! 323 00:24:22,842 --> 00:24:26,993 She looked like 15, 16, 17 max. 324 00:24:27,081 --> 00:24:30,312 She didn't have anything special, just a way of her own... 325 00:24:30,401 --> 00:24:35,315 ...pretty refined, but persistently ambiguous. 326 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,757 I mean, she looked pretty well-being, refined... 327 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,956 ...but behaving like a lick-ass. 328 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,119 At some point she says: 329 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,270 ..."Do you mind if you take your overcoat and put it on your knees... " 330 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,031 "... so I can lay on it comfortably". 331 00:24:48,199 --> 00:24:51,316 I picked my jacket, then put it on the legs... 332 00:24:51,479 --> 00:24:53,628 She lays like this, look. This way. 333 00:24:53,718 --> 00:24:55,231 - She lays... - Take care! 334 00:24:55,318 --> 00:24:58,230 - Don't worry, trust me. - What do you mean "trust me"? - Trust me! 335 00:24:58,318 --> 00:25:00,388 She is laying like this. At some point I feel... 336 00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:02,627 ...on my trousers, like a hand. 337 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,789 - What was it? - A hand. Her hand. 338 00:25:06,397 --> 00:25:09,230 It was slowly going up, and then it reached the zip. 339 00:25:09,397 --> 00:25:11,910 At some point I feel the zip going down. 340 00:25:13,316 --> 00:25:15,193 Guess how it ended! 341 00:25:17,636 --> 00:25:21,230 - Guess how it ended! - You fucked her, I don't know. 342 00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:23,744 She made a... quick job! 343 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:27,113 Such a mess! You know I felt pity for her? 344 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:30,866 You know that seeing a 16 years old like that... 345 00:25:31,274 --> 00:25:34,072 I mean, I felt... I didn't like it. 346 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,343 How true it is, the situation of young people nowdays... 347 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:39,993 ...of this girls and guys, it's a mess. 348 00:26:03,911 --> 00:26:06,584 - Why? - I am sorry, I am feeling very bad! 349 00:26:06,671 --> 00:26:09,230 - What do you feel? - I have a pain here that... 350 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:11,585 Ouch! And now it reaches also in my back there... 351 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,530 ...and goes up to my neck! 352 00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:16,622 Ahò, too many pains, you are nervous! 353 00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:21,305 - You are nervous. Have a cigarette. - No, come on! - Smoke! - No, come on. 354 00:26:21,389 --> 00:26:22,889 Stop the car, please! 355 00:26:23,189 --> 00:26:26,066 Damn, why don't you try to lie all the way down? 356 00:26:26,148 --> 00:26:28,423 - Would you stop the car?! - You are so nervous! 357 00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:30,658 We are going to Poland, not in the jungle! 358 00:26:30,748 --> 00:26:32,898 - Please, stop the car! - Damn! 359 00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:38,379 So, why don't you take a nap? Take a nap. Lay down. 360 00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:44,299 Damned bitch, I stop the car! 361 00:26:44,506 --> 00:26:46,064 Trust me! 362 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,941 Damn, be quiet, it's nothing. 363 00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:55,173 Come on, trust me, get up and walk, let's go! 364 00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:57,102 - Come on, come on. - Help... 365 00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:58,982 Let's have a walk, some fresh air. 366 00:26:59,065 --> 00:27:00,657 I can't, come on! 367 00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:02,497 But what is it? Has it happened before? 368 00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:05,542 No, this morning I had some symptoms, but not so strong. 369 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,855 See you are just nervous? Take a deep breath, come on! Come on! 370 00:27:08,944 --> 00:27:10,103 Ouch! 371 00:27:10,104 --> 00:27:12,697 - I didn't even touch you! - Right, that's good! 372 00:27:13,023 --> 00:27:15,776 - Don't touch me! - Good, stay there. You should feel... 373 00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:18,178 ...relaxed. Do you have a regular digestion? 374 00:27:18,383 --> 00:27:19,883 What do you mean?! 375 00:27:20,063 --> 00:27:22,257 Stay there, you should feel completely relaxed. 376 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,014 It should be a relaxing exercise... 377 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,775 ...like a yoga exercise. - Right, yes, pear taste Yoga! 378 00:27:26,982 --> 00:27:28,620 What? Pear?! 379 00:27:28,822 --> 00:27:32,291 How can you joke like this? See that your mood is going up? 380 00:27:32,421 --> 00:27:34,981 Sergio, how do you mimic the train? Can you do that for me? 381 00:27:35,181 --> 00:27:39,174 Enzo, like you always say, " fuck yourself!". 382 00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:40,760 Your such an asshole! 383 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,976 Ouch, mummy, ouch! 384 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:48,135 Run, run, we will meet soon! Run! 385 00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,454 Ouch, mummy, ouch! 386 00:27:54,659 --> 00:27:57,014 Ouch, mummy, ouch! 387 00:27:57,179 --> 00:27:59,408 Sergio, Sergio! Look at me! 388 00:27:59,498 --> 00:28:01,853 Remember that each of these ones is an orgasm. 389 00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:05,607 - Look how many I've got. - Ay! 390 00:28:08,297 --> 00:28:10,765 Since you left everything stayed just the same. 391 00:28:11,177 --> 00:28:13,054 We didn't touch even a book. 392 00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:16,254 Your room! Isn't that something to see it again? 393 00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:19,613 I've always hated this room. I mean, because to be true... 394 00:28:19,696 --> 00:28:22,210 ...it brings me back to a period, to my past... 395 00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:25,208 ...I mean, that's so far, distant, I mean, It brings me back... 396 00:28:25,296 --> 00:28:27,968 ...to a dimension I don't belong to anymore. Got it? 397 00:28:28,055 --> 00:28:30,853 But here everything is yours, all this stuff is yours! 398 00:28:30,935 --> 00:28:32,435 By the way, Ruggero... 399 00:28:32,535 --> 00:28:34,571 ...I've heard that the "commander" upstairs... 400 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:40,249 ...is selling the flat. Three rooms, a big kitchen and a nice bathroom. 401 00:28:41,174 --> 00:28:44,450 It's an affair, Ruggero, you could think about it. 402 00:28:44,654 --> 00:28:47,406 Instead, I say not to think about it at all. 403 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,723 I mean, just considering that the property idea... 404 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,566 ...is something I partially agree. It's the concept of house... 405 00:28:52,653 --> 00:28:54,153 ...that I don't consider anymore. 406 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:55,712 You understand what I mean? 407 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:59,443 Wow, Ruggero, you were so cool and elegant! 408 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,771 See? 409 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,922 Ruggero, how well did you play drums? 410 00:29:07,531 --> 00:29:10,250 Stop it, you are breaking my ears! Stop it, come on! 411 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:13,720 - Ok ok, I stop it! - Always so violent! 412 00:29:13,810 --> 00:29:17,120 Do you think I am violent? Am I killing somebody? 413 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:20,362 And further you are breaking my balls! 414 00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:25,469 I am sorry, Ruggero. 415 00:29:25,609 --> 00:29:27,109 I am sorry. 416 00:29:27,769 --> 00:29:31,477 You understand? You are right I can be polemic too, sometimes. 417 00:29:31,768 --> 00:29:35,647 Angelicu', prepare the coffee, just as good as you can do it! 418 00:29:35,928 --> 00:29:38,203 Ruggero, I forgot to tell you something. 419 00:29:38,368 --> 00:29:40,835 There's a surprise in the guestroom. Guess who's there? 420 00:29:41,527 --> 00:29:44,405 How can I know, dad! Did you buy a colour tv? Come on! 421 00:29:44,487 --> 00:29:46,125 Far, far, Ruggero! 422 00:29:46,287 --> 00:29:49,359 How can I know, dad, come on! My god, this sucks! 423 00:29:49,447 --> 00:29:53,644 What did you say, "God"? Closer, closer, Ruggero! 424 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:58,885 Eh, no, I can't stand it, I am sorry, everything has a limit. 425 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:02,241 - Why, who's there? - Stop it, with those hands! 426 00:30:02,325 --> 00:30:06,113 - There's a priest, that's all, just a priest. - It's Don Alfio, now you call him priest? 427 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,957 How should I call him, "accountant"? 428 00:30:08,045 --> 00:30:11,832 - Do you remember how nice you looked when you helped with the service? -This sucks! 429 00:30:12,204 --> 00:30:14,798 Now, he saw us. Let's enter. 430 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,316 We can't act bad! 431 00:30:19,683 --> 00:30:22,516 Please, sit down. So, do you remember him? 432 00:30:24,963 --> 00:30:27,840 Sure! You too, I think. 433 00:30:27,922 --> 00:30:30,994 You can't rembember me, I've nothing to do with all this. 434 00:30:31,082 --> 00:30:33,152 I've never helped in the church. 435 00:30:33,402 --> 00:30:35,757 Maybe you are mistaken with somebody else. 436 00:30:35,842 --> 00:30:39,311 Maybe we should reflect on the meaning of this meeting, shouldn't we? 437 00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:42,831 I mean, excuse me, I don't get the reason of his presence. 438 00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:44,421 He's just visiting! 439 00:30:44,521 --> 00:30:47,239 No, Mario, let's say the truth: 440 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,910 ...this morning you gave me a call to tell me that Ruggero came back... 441 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,470 ...and to make me happy and meet again this wonderful man... 442 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:59,194 ...that I left many years ago when he was just a little boy. 443 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,152 And now he starts preaching about the forlorn child! 444 00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:04,713 No, you don't understand. Don Alfio... 445 00:31:05,438 --> 00:31:11,547 ...is here because he would like... Listen! He would like to know you... 446 00:31:11,678 --> 00:31:14,669 ...because he's a great professor of morality. 447 00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:20,908 He's a great philosopher. He's a man of church with two balls like this! 448 00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:25,545 What I am concerned about this landscape, if we can call it, caotic and confused... 449 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:28,867 ...of these difficult times, is the blooming of all these... 450 00:31:28,996 --> 00:31:33,034 ...young movements that finally seem to have put aside the materialisti... 451 00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:36,546 ...vision of everyday life in order to approach a better... 452 00:31:36,635 --> 00:31:38,353 ...spiritual side of everyday life. 453 00:31:38,435 --> 00:31:41,949 Why don't you tell me' how you run your existence... 454 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:45,947 ...your life in that community? This is how you call it, correct? 455 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:49,026 What is it, is it one of those movements headed by those priest... 456 00:31:49,114 --> 00:31:51,547 ...coming from Assisi? - No, between them and us... 457 00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:55,228 ...there's a difference from this to this. - Come on, speak, tell us! 458 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:59,022 Are you, a sect, a tribe, the "carbonari", the "massons"?! 459 00:31:59,113 --> 00:32:02,309 - You mean, "masons", Mario. - Well, same thing. Speak, tell us. 460 00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:05,589 Considered that here there is a kind of trial... 461 00:32:05,672 --> 00:32:08,822 ...organized from this gentleman alomost a special court judge... 462 00:32:08,911 --> 00:32:10,110 ...then, let's talk about it. 463 00:32:10,111 --> 00:32:12,500 I mean, you want to know how I took the decision... 464 00:32:12,591 --> 00:32:15,151 ...to abandon my previous daily existence... 465 00:32:15,231 --> 00:32:17,426 ...and to come in contact with the "Sons of Eternal Love"? 466 00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:21,100 - That's the way they call themselves? - Yes! 467 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:24,626 Don't interrupt him, you can finish, please. Go on. 468 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:27,667 I mean, everything started on april about two years ago... 469 00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:31,185 ...when I took a trip in a beautiful land, Tuscany. 470 00:32:31,429 --> 00:32:36,059 I was really eager to visit towns such us Florence, Siena, Pisa... 471 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:38,144 ...Lucca, Monteriggioni... 472 00:32:38,228 --> 00:32:40,583 - The entire Val di Chiana. - The Val di Chiana, and so on. 473 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,579 And also because I was really eager... 474 00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:46,376 ...to know the paintings of Simone Martini, of Beccafumi, of Sodoma... 475 00:32:46,707 --> 00:32:49,426 ...of Pinturicchio, of Piero della Giovanna... 476 00:32:49,587 --> 00:32:52,340 - Wasn't it "della Francesca"? - You're right. 477 00:32:52,427 --> 00:32:54,065 In short, of all these people. 478 00:32:54,387 --> 00:32:57,696 One day, while I was walking on Ponte Vecchio in Florence... 479 00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:00,380 ...I mean, I felt that the clothes I was wearing, I mean... 480 00:33:00,466 --> 00:33:02,775 ...were a bit snob, a bit daddy's little guy... 481 00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:05,334 ...they were becoming like a burden for me... 482 00:33:05,545 --> 00:33:09,015 ...so I decided aware to take them off... 483 00:33:09,665 --> 00:33:13,260 ...so I made a big ball shape and throw them in the Arno. 484 00:33:13,385 --> 00:33:16,217 Shoes, blazer, pants... Did you throw away everything? 485 00:33:16,344 --> 00:33:18,653 - You were completely naked on the bridge? - Well? 486 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:21,094 Nothing, after a while I was naked... 487 00:33:21,184 --> 00:33:25,734 ...and I went out from Florence and started to walk around the countryside. 488 00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:29,532 I mean, while I was walking, lots of flowers came on my way... 489 00:33:29,623 --> 00:33:32,455 ...and lots of flavours were spreading around the countryside. 490 00:33:32,582 --> 00:33:34,082 It was really taking. 491 00:33:34,182 --> 00:33:38,460 Then, it was amazing to see that lots of birds... 492 00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:42,250 ...were coming down from the trees, I mean, as if they wanted to talk to me. 493 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,491 To talk to you? What were they, parrots? 494 00:33:44,661 --> 00:33:47,050 Right, in Tuscany there are parrots! 495 00:33:47,141 --> 00:33:49,655 Escuse me, let him finish, please. 496 00:33:49,741 --> 00:33:51,776 Suddenly, at the end of a trail... 497 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:54,454 ...I saw like the shape of a man in white clothes... 498 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:57,373 ...I mean, from his face was shining a very weird light. 499 00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:01,247 I mean, the weirdest thing was that as I came closer to him... 500 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,490 ...I mean, first I felt very warm, then very cold. 501 00:34:04,699 --> 00:34:08,772 I mean, when I was about 10-15 cm from him... 502 00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:12,248 ...I mean, I spontaneously knelt down and asked: 503 00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:14,932 ..."Master, what do you want me to do for you?". 504 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,368 And he answered: "Love, love, love". 505 00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:21,167 - How did he called you? - "Amore, amore, amore". 506 00:34:21,337 --> 00:34:23,612 Can you hear, father? He called him "amore"! 507 00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:27,531 - Drop him dead, don't you have nothing to say?! - Mario... 508 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,855 But, did this person force you to call him "master"... 509 00:34:32,096 --> 00:34:35,930 ...or, was it spontaneous? - I told you: Spontaneous! 510 00:34:36,016 --> 00:34:38,245 You should have been more cautious on this point. 511 00:34:38,335 --> 00:34:40,371 Anyway, go on. 512 00:34:40,615 --> 00:34:43,129 He told me: "Why don't you stay here with me, tonight?". 513 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,649 "We could find a shelter together under this foliage". 514 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:46,773 Again! 515 00:34:46,774 --> 00:34:48,844 "During the night there are many nasty creatures... " 516 00:34:48,934 --> 00:34:51,323 "... that could scare you along your way". 517 00:34:51,414 --> 00:34:52,773 Then I accepted... 518 00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:56,004 ...and I spent the night with him, behind the bush. 519 00:34:56,213 --> 00:34:59,569 And it's true that during the night I could hear the nasty creatures... 520 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:01,246 ...going around. 521 00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:04,882 But I felt safe enough, or better, very safe. 522 00:35:05,092 --> 00:35:08,084 Becayse he was defending me with a very long sword of fire. 523 00:35:08,212 --> 00:35:11,249 I mean, when the morning after we awoke the master told me: 524 00:35:11,332 --> 00:35:14,289 ..."Now you go, straight ahead, at the end of this trail... " 525 00:35:14,371 --> 00:35:16,601 "... and you will find a huge white farm... " 526 00:35:16,691 --> 00:35:18,170 "... with a huge swimming pool... " 527 00:35:18,171 --> 00:35:20,127 "... where lots of youngs from all over the world... " 528 00:35:20,211 --> 00:35:22,441 "... are starting a huge community". 529 00:35:22,531 --> 00:35:24,725 There I met lots of nice guys. 530 00:35:24,970 --> 00:35:28,849 There were lots from Chile, Rhodesia, Germany, England... 531 00:35:29,450 --> 00:35:30,489 I was there too! 532 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:33,083 Yes, all sorts of people that took a sort of choice... 533 00:35:33,169 --> 00:35:34,208 ...the choice of love. 534 00:35:34,209 --> 00:35:37,042 That's ok, but how do you organize your life? 535 00:35:37,289 --> 00:35:40,964 I mean, the girs pick up the natural fruits from mother earth... 536 00:35:41,169 --> 00:35:44,126 ...like artichokes, salad and beans... 537 00:35:44,248 --> 00:35:46,204 ...all sorts of vegetarian stuff very good... 538 00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:49,041 ...the boys work to the artcraft landscape... 539 00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:52,437 ...I mean all little works made of pottery, leather, and so on. 540 00:35:52,687 --> 00:35:55,565 But the real complete relationship... 541 00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:57,922 ...I mean with the group, I mean, is at night... 542 00:35:58,007 --> 00:36:00,361 ...I mean, when in front of the dining table... 543 00:36:00,446 --> 00:36:03,279 ...full of vegetarian staff and meat... 544 00:36:03,366 --> 00:36:06,119 ...we talk about our own problems, we relate to each other, we pray... 545 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,037 ...we listen at some music, and so on. 546 00:36:08,326 --> 00:36:13,240 A few nights ago we spontaneously felt like taking off our clothes completely naked... 547 00:36:13,325 --> 00:36:15,077 ...and go into the swimming pool. 548 00:36:15,165 --> 00:36:17,838 Can you hear him? You have nothing to say? 549 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:21,314 Escuse me, we are here to listen, to evaluate with peace... 550 00:36:21,404 --> 00:36:23,679 ...but also with respect, because in what he says... 551 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,994 ...I can also see some very interesting parts! Please. 552 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,584 Interesting in what? 553 00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:32,313 Interesting in what?! Everybody in the swimming pool naked! 554 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:36,482 Can a father have such a son? Without a home, without a family... 555 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:40,919 ...wearing those rags, begging on the street! 556 00:36:43,722 --> 00:36:48,476 And with this stupid chewing all the time! What are you chewing? 557 00:36:48,561 --> 00:36:52,076 Just know that I've already spitted in my father's face! Beware, you fascist, 558 00:36:52,161 --> 00:36:53,879 ...I could do the same! 559 00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:56,833 Me, "fascist"? Me "fascist"? 560 00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,630 You little bitch, I am such a communist... 561 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,314 ...such a communist! 562 00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:08,579 And as for you... 563 00:37:09,399 --> 00:37:11,833 ...I had promised that I would have grown you healthy... 564 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:14,993 ...big, strong. 565 00:37:16,798 --> 00:37:18,298 I failed big time. 566 00:37:20,598 --> 00:37:22,098 What should I do with you? 567 00:37:22,318 --> 00:37:24,626 If I think that he goes behind the bushes... 568 00:37:24,717 --> 00:37:26,156 ...and take it in his butt! 569 00:37:26,157 --> 00:37:29,354 Good! This is what you were and you got worse. Come on, let's go! 570 00:37:29,437 --> 00:37:30,796 Quiet! Stop! 571 00:37:30,797 --> 00:37:33,993 And you, Mario! You called me so that I would talk to Ruggero... 572 00:37:34,076 --> 00:37:37,034 ...and be completely understanding. - You talk, and talk! 573 00:37:37,116 --> 00:37:39,252 - You both! - I don't think this is the moment... 574 00:37:39,336 --> 00:37:42,194 ...to lose the reason and the correctness. 575 00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:45,632 You, Mario, were so struck by the bush episode. 576 00:37:45,715 --> 00:37:49,185 But as for that, just allow me to use an important term... 577 00:37:49,275 --> 00:37:51,629 ...I felt almost moved, it almost struck me. 578 00:37:51,714 --> 00:37:55,912 It brought me back to an episode that happened to me many years ago... 579 00:37:55,994 --> 00:37:57,353 ...during my childhood. 580 00:37:57,354 --> 00:38:02,188 Back then, I was about 8 years old, I was playing football with my little friends... 581 00:38:02,273 --> 00:38:04,787 ...by the house we owned near Crotone. 582 00:38:05,273 --> 00:38:07,833 Suddendly, in the middle of the match... 583 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:10,301 ...I felt as like an inner, a spontaneous movement... 584 00:38:10,392 --> 00:38:13,862 ...and I started to run away from mu little friends. 585 00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,591 I was running, running, running... 586 00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,140 Until I reached a thorny bush... 587 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:21,267 ...a bush that, already back then... 588 00:38:21,351 --> 00:38:23,660 ...I had called "my little Getsemani". 589 00:38:23,951 --> 00:38:26,146 My mother, a very sensible woman... 590 00:38:26,231 --> 00:38:29,586 ...she couldnt find me at the gamefield, and what did she do? She looked for me. 591 00:38:30,190 --> 00:38:33,182 When she found me behind the bush, she told me... 592 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,383 ...I was about 8 years old: "Alfio, what's up?". 593 00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:38,938 "Are you feeling bad? Do you need something?". 594 00:38:39,189 --> 00:38:44,468 I answered: "Mum, can't you see that I am talking to myself?". 595 00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:47,740 As you can see, even in this tale, or parabola... 596 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:49,898 ...depending on how we want to consider it... 597 00:38:49,988 --> 00:38:52,297 ...there are many similar elements. 598 00:38:52,428 --> 00:38:56,386 "Simila? "Similar" in what?! You were there with your mother... 599 00:38:56,467 --> 00:39:01,143 ...he was with somebody with the sword of fire! 600 00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:04,225 Should we go on or not about wrecked one? 601 00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:08,265 This is not a political meeting, but a peaceful and quiet ecxhange of ideas... 602 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,846 ...between us and young people. 603 00:39:10,466 --> 00:39:13,697 Ruggero, that image that you gave me before... 604 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:16,253 ...the image that you gave us of the swimming pool... 605 00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:17,937 ...how should it be considered: 606 00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:20,858 ...like a purifying basin... 607 00:39:20,945 --> 00:39:23,698 ...or a reminder of an ancient heathens full of allowances? 608 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,776 Rugge', they want to know if we make orges. 609 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,094 I just tell you for the first and last time: 610 00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:33,973 ...we don't do that forluxury, sinful, and so on, purposes... 611 00:39:34,063 --> 00:39:37,851 ...We do that to feel ourselves as psico-physic entities... 612 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,342 ...in touch with each other... 613 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:42,096 ...in this world so cosmic, panteistic, naturalistic... 614 00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:45,572 ...a world where love is the winner and evil is the loser. 615 00:39:45,782 --> 00:39:48,296 I mean, a world dominated by brotherhood. 616 00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:51,294 You see, it also dipends from the point of view we evaluate these theories... 617 00:39:51,382 --> 00:39:53,895 ...because the church of today... - Of today, of yesterday... 618 00:39:53,981 --> 00:39:55,481 ...of tomorrow, of the day after tomorrow! 619 00:39:55,501 --> 00:39:58,857 Here you are all dickheads. If you go on like this, father... 620 00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:01,295 ...you too are going to jump in that swimming pool... 621 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,052 ...with your things naked! 622 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:07,535 Please, don't exaggerate. Be patient! 623 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:11,334 In this house, there is a sort of tension, really scary! 624 00:40:12,859 --> 00:40:14,690 Hallo? Is it the professor? 625 00:40:15,139 --> 00:40:18,654 This is Mr Brega, from the eighth floor, right. 626 00:40:19,019 --> 00:40:21,088 Could you make me a favour. 627 00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:24,415 My son... Yes, my son, he's here. 628 00:40:24,698 --> 00:40:26,177 He's talking to the priest... 629 00:40:26,178 --> 00:40:29,408 ...but he's getting involved, he can't understand. 630 00:40:29,617 --> 00:40:33,166 As you are an intelligent and wise person, could you come upstairs? 631 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,197 Come upstairs, professor. 632 00:40:35,257 --> 00:40:38,885 Even in your robe, no problem! That priest he's losing his power... 633 00:40:39,016 --> 00:40:40,972 ...you must come here! Be kind! 634 00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:43,654 You are an intelligent pers... 635 00:40:44,336 --> 00:40:47,009 Yes, even in your robe, no problem. 636 00:41:00,694 --> 00:41:02,194 Hey, there's nobody. 637 00:41:03,374 --> 00:41:04,874 Did you see the palm trees? 638 00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:07,333 It looks like Palma de Mallorca? 639 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,563 Oh, I was forgetting peanuts for the monkeys! 640 00:41:12,653 --> 00:41:15,121 Stay around, don't get far, you could get lost! 641 00:41:15,213 --> 00:41:16,712 Missis... 642 00:41:17,012 --> 00:41:18,684 - Missis! - What do you want? 643 00:41:18,772 --> 00:41:21,240 Could you give me two bags of peanuts for the monkeys? 644 00:41:21,332 --> 00:41:22,832 Here they are, all the same. 645 00:41:23,932 --> 00:41:27,321 - Men and monkeys are the same?! - It's 1000 liras. 646 00:41:28,371 --> 00:41:31,443 Damn! Two months ago it was 400 liras each! 647 00:41:32,051 --> 00:41:34,689 But I bought them at another place. Is the other one around? 648 00:41:34,770 --> 00:41:36,328 No, it's only me here. 649 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:45,206 - So, let's go. - Oh! Where are you going? 650 00:41:45,449 --> 00:41:47,917 Come here. You are going without paying? 651 00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:50,807 I knocked, a lot, but there was nobody. 652 00:41:51,169 --> 00:41:52,965 - It's the two of you? - Yes, one and two. 653 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,960 She's a foreigner, same price? 654 00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:57,204 - Is she portuguese? - No, spanish. 655 00:41:57,568 --> 00:42:00,924 - Come on, don't be silly. - What silly? 656 00:42:01,288 --> 00:42:02,787 Come on, it's 1000 liras. 657 00:42:03,927 --> 00:42:05,758 - Like the peanuts. - Again! 658 00:42:08,367 --> 00:42:09,867 Just look at him! 659 00:42:12,206 --> 00:42:14,481 Here it is. Let's go, for the monkeys this way. 660 00:42:15,006 --> 00:42:16,678 - Bueno. - De nada, de nada, de nada. 661 00:42:20,445 --> 00:42:22,003 Look, there's nobody! 662 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:25,243 Es un desierto. ¡Sólo moscas! 663 00:42:25,405 --> 00:42:28,477 You are right, but when I come here in May there are lots of people. 664 00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:30,919 So much. So much. 665 00:42:31,004 --> 00:42:32,562 What are you doing? They are for the monkeys! 666 00:42:32,644 --> 00:42:35,033 It's not a crime if I eat a peanut, is it? 667 00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:38,344 Are you angry? 668 00:42:38,444 --> 00:42:41,719 Are you angry because I brought you here? Don't you like this place? 669 00:42:42,123 --> 00:42:43,623 Sí, me gusta. 670 00:42:43,683 --> 00:42:46,516 But that's unbelievable how everything, the museum of Italy are closed. 671 00:42:46,603 --> 00:42:49,036 Museo delle Terme, closed. Museo Borghese, closed. 672 00:42:49,122 --> 00:42:51,590 Cappella Sistina, closed. Campidoglio, closed. 673 00:42:51,682 --> 00:42:53,832 Sure, that has been bombed! 674 00:42:54,082 --> 00:42:58,233 The other ones are closed because people go out, on vacation. It's Ferragosto. 675 00:42:58,321 --> 00:43:00,915 Me too, in a while, Ladispoli. 676 00:43:05,161 --> 00:43:07,310 But here it's nice. Do you like it? 677 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,431 I always came here as a kid. 678 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,112 But I also come here now. 679 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,267 But I remember that when I was a kid I got always lost. 680 00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:19,716 Infact, they had always to call me with the loudspeaker. They said: 681 00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:23,828 ..."The kid Leo is awaited by his parents... " 682 00:43:23,919 --> 00:43:27,194 "... at the end of the main exit near the cafe'". 683 00:43:27,678 --> 00:43:29,270 Because to me it was a... 684 00:43:29,918 --> 00:43:31,670 ...más grande problema... 685 00:43:32,118 --> 00:43:36,269 ...to find the exit: It was too full with boards, signs... 686 00:43:36,357 --> 00:43:38,632 You understand? Here's the monkeys! 687 00:43:40,797 --> 00:43:42,753 There are not even mokeys! 688 00:43:43,237 --> 00:43:46,433 Even the monkeys are at the beach, Ferragosto, Ladispoli! 689 00:43:47,036 --> 00:43:49,027 What did you say? "Monkeys at Ladispoli"? 690 00:43:49,196 --> 00:43:53,825 This is fun! They are here, but they are inside because it's hot. 691 00:44:02,754 --> 00:44:05,666 No, that is the way we call chicken! Wait. 692 00:44:11,593 --> 00:44:13,093 Let me do it. 693 00:44:25,632 --> 00:44:30,705 Seen, eh? She was there! They are so smart. 694 00:44:31,071 --> 00:44:32,663 I'll show you the gibbon. Let's go! 695 00:44:33,511 --> 00:44:36,787 I think I can't show it to you, he's there inside too. 696 00:44:36,871 --> 00:44:38,941 - Maybe we need an apple. - A banana. 697 00:44:39,031 --> 00:44:41,339 - A banana! - Don't shout! 698 00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:43,307 No tenemos nada, no tenemos bananas. 699 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:45,585 That's a shame, because it's a strange animal. 700 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:47,382 I tell you how he looks like, shall I? 701 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:51,497 Here he has like two eyes, roung, but almost human. 702 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,978 And the mouth is like a dog's. 703 00:44:54,469 --> 00:44:56,778 But you know the strangest thing he's got? 704 00:44:57,269 --> 00:44:59,941 - Behind... - Behind? 705 00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:05,097 Behind... May I say it? I mean, in his bottom... 706 00:45:05,348 --> 00:45:08,942 ...he's got like a bunch of colours: red, blue... 707 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:13,780 ...pink, blue, purple... All the ones, except for green. 708 00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:18,939 That's so true, sometimes the nature creates the most strangest things. 709 00:45:20,706 --> 00:45:22,901 What would it be for to have such a bottom? 710 00:45:23,626 --> 00:45:26,298 Leo, can I ask you una pregunta, a question? - Yes. 711 00:45:26,385 --> 00:45:29,616 - Why do you always look in the air? - Me? - Mh-mh. 712 00:45:30,745 --> 00:45:32,245 When? 713 00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:35,821 - Leo, en la tu vida qué lavoro fas? - What's my job? 714 00:45:36,144 --> 00:45:40,979 I am an engineer. Not engineer... I am eletronic engineer. 715 00:45:41,304 --> 00:45:44,534 I work a lot on tv's, record players... 716 00:45:44,623 --> 00:45:47,535 ...record players, tape players, many tape players. 717 00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:50,376 - A difficult job, eh? - Bah, not really. 718 00:45:50,943 --> 00:45:52,443 Bah, yes, sometimes it is. 719 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:56,777 Listen, and you in your life, what job do you have? 720 00:45:57,582 --> 00:46:00,813 I live. I live día por día, day by day. 721 00:46:00,982 --> 00:46:02,482 I make experiences. 722 00:46:02,502 --> 00:46:05,811 Experiences, eh? Bah, nice. It's a very nice life. 723 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:10,001 No siempre. 724 00:46:10,261 --> 00:46:12,137 Not nice? Why? 725 00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:14,640 Please, Leo, vámonos. 726 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:23,647 Here we are in the land of the penguins. You could tell from the smell, eh? 727 00:46:27,139 --> 00:46:28,652 But what's happening? You are weird. 728 00:46:29,499 --> 00:46:31,375 - Don't you feel well? - No. 729 00:46:31,778 --> 00:46:33,689 - Did I do something wrong? - ¡Nada! 730 00:46:33,778 --> 00:46:36,246 Oh, this "nada"! Always "nada"! 731 00:46:36,498 --> 00:46:41,252 Leo, does it ever happens to you to feel for a moment, an instant... 732 00:46:41,657 --> 00:46:44,046 ...like a sense of desconsuelo, of sadness... 733 00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:47,768 ...for something that you feel is happening, but you don't know why? 734 00:46:49,136 --> 00:46:51,445 A sense of loss of enthusiasm. 735 00:46:51,616 --> 00:46:54,608 - Es humano, ¿no? - True that's human! Don't tell me! 736 00:46:54,696 --> 00:46:58,893 Me too sometimes, with the heat, the record players, my mother... 737 00:46:59,535 --> 00:47:01,491 "Could you buy the salt" and I buy it. 738 00:47:01,575 --> 00:47:03,486 "Could you pick my retirement check" and I pick it. 739 00:47:03,575 --> 00:47:06,169 Then she get anxious: "Where are you going? When are you back?"... 740 00:47:06,255 --> 00:47:10,725 ..."Who did you meet? Where?". Sometimes also my head feels like exploding. 741 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:14,890 But today, I don't know why, I feel almost well. 742 00:47:15,534 --> 00:47:17,330 To be true, I feel really well! 743 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:24,882 Are you crazy? Get out! Out! 744 00:47:25,173 --> 00:47:28,050 And you are also naked! Get out, or they will arrest you! 745 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:31,643 - But there's nobody! - I don't know you, I've never seen you! 746 00:47:31,972 --> 00:47:36,283 Please, Leo, take a picture of me! I want a souvenir from Italy! 747 00:47:36,371 --> 00:47:38,327 You want even a picture? So stupid! 748 00:47:38,771 --> 00:47:41,922 My god, the camera! I left it at the gibbon's place! 749 00:47:53,889 --> 00:47:56,869 Marisol! 750 00:47:58,249 --> 00:47:59,749 Marisol! 751 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,163 Stop it, and now even the flies! 752 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,184 Marisol! 753 00:48:53,963 --> 00:48:56,796 What the hell is happening?! It looks I am in the jungle! 754 00:48:57,763 --> 00:49:00,560 Marisol! 755 00:49:15,881 --> 00:49:17,677 - ¡Leo, estoy aquí! - Eh? 756 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,797 You can't imagine how I found it, the camera. Iwas getting lost! 757 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,780 And the heat! 758 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,028 Leo, ¿por qué non vienes aquí, close to me? 759 00:49:35,918 --> 00:49:39,433 Don't worry, Leo. Just a moment, to get dry. 760 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,509 At what time is leaving your bus to Ladispoli? 761 00:49:41,598 --> 00:49:45,226 - It should be at 18:00. - Then you don't have much time. 762 00:49:49,477 --> 00:49:51,195 - Do you know something? - Tell me, Leo. 763 00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,817 I will call my mother... 764 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:55,872 ...and tell there that I won't go there to Ladispoli. 765 00:49:57,796 --> 00:49:59,627 Actually, I won't call her at all! 766 00:50:01,196 --> 00:50:03,629 - Are you happy? - Yes. 767 00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,791 Otherwise were would you sleep tonight? 768 00:50:15,594 --> 00:50:18,745 Shut up! 769 00:50:36,192 --> 00:50:38,467 Boss! Take a look at this! 770 00:50:38,552 --> 00:50:41,145 - What happened? - Is it a crash? 771 00:50:41,231 --> 00:50:43,108 If it's about a crash, you must go to the trauma dpt... 772 00:50:43,191 --> 00:50:44,783 ...take the second on the right. - It's not a crash... 773 00:50:44,871 --> 00:50:48,147 ...he fells sick! He bends over and lays his hand here. 774 00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:51,859 - It could be a nervous crisis. - I don't think it is. 775 00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:54,020 Sure. What the hell the nerves got to do with this? 776 00:50:54,150 --> 00:50:55,788 It could be everything or nothing. 777 00:51:00,109 --> 00:51:01,609 He should be visited... 778 00:51:01,669 --> 00:51:04,229 ...have him under control and call the doctor. 779 00:51:04,309 --> 00:51:06,140 By the way, is the doctor in? 780 00:51:06,309 --> 00:51:09,141 He's here, he's here. The little doctor is here. 781 00:51:09,508 --> 00:51:11,021 Then it's his business. 782 00:51:11,188 --> 00:51:13,702 Is there a doctor or not? 783 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:17,536 Be quiet, he's here! He said there's a doctor, be quiet! 784 00:51:17,627 --> 00:51:20,016 - Let's get this ballsbreaker! - Come on! 785 00:51:20,107 --> 00:51:23,019 - Get out! - One, two and three! 786 00:51:28,806 --> 00:51:30,101 Careful! 787 00:51:35,546 --> 00:51:38,298 You Zorro! You can't come in. 788 00:51:38,385 --> 00:51:41,536 Will it take long? We must go to Poland, that's not a joke! 789 00:51:41,625 --> 00:51:44,537 - Poland? - Yeah! - I don't know, it will depend from your friend! 790 00:51:44,825 --> 00:51:47,657 Ok, don't complain! Relax, it's nothing... 791 00:51:47,744 --> 00:51:49,244 ...we'll make up the lost time! 792 00:51:57,663 --> 00:52:01,497 This is not an amusement park! People suffers here! 793 00:52:01,863 --> 00:52:03,978 Have some respect! 794 00:52:06,702 --> 00:52:08,613 Don't stop, just slow down. 795 00:52:09,742 --> 00:52:14,451 You pirate! Close the window, or everybody will take a cold! 796 00:52:19,381 --> 00:52:21,736 Urgent ambulance need on Cristoforo Colombo street... 797 00:52:21,821 --> 00:52:25,051 ...Laurentina crossing! - Let's go and pick up this omelette! 798 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:29,893 Hey, that's unbelievable, in 20 days around that crossing... 799 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:32,294 ...almost a dozen people crashed! 800 00:52:32,579 --> 00:52:35,457 That's not a crossing, that's a "crashing"! 801 00:52:35,779 --> 00:52:38,657 Also that one on the Pontina crossing to Naples is not bad! 802 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:39,978 That's not our area. 803 00:52:39,979 --> 00:52:42,492 One night I was in the car with a woman, half married... 804 00:52:42,578 --> 00:52:45,297 ...she also had a strange relation with a man, a nice guy too. 805 00:52:45,378 --> 00:52:48,051 At some point, at that crossing I notice a motorbike... 806 00:52:48,138 --> 00:52:51,607 ...starts flying, going up, and falling straight down. 807 00:52:51,697 --> 00:52:54,530 There was a boy on it. And the car that crashed it... 808 00:52:54,617 --> 00:52:56,847 ...started turning like this, like a whirl. 809 00:52:56,937 --> 00:52:59,053 At some point a hear like a boom, a smash. 810 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:01,650 I get out and the car was finished, he didn't exist anymore... 811 00:53:01,736 --> 00:53:03,533 ...physically disintegrated. 812 00:53:03,656 --> 00:53:06,489 But you should imagine the car status. A mess! 813 00:53:06,576 --> 00:53:08,850 - I know, I know. - How can you know? Let me finish. 814 00:53:09,135 --> 00:53:10,887 It was like a sardin's box... 815 00:53:10,975 --> 00:53:13,091 ...and among the pieces there were a man and a woman. 816 00:53:13,175 --> 00:53:16,724 At the beginning he was moving a scatti, like a puppet. 817 00:53:16,815 --> 00:53:18,452 "Help! Save me!", and so on. 818 00:53:18,534 --> 00:53:20,092 - A nervous contraction. - Listen: 819 00:53:20,174 --> 00:53:22,563 ...all the teeth on the ground, like it had been hailing down... 820 00:53:22,654 --> 00:53:24,406 ...splashed of blood on the lunotto, on the steering wheel... 821 00:53:24,494 --> 00:53:26,883 ...pieces of brain on the tachometer, a mess. 822 00:53:26,974 --> 00:53:28,804 Just like watching "Profondo Rosso". 823 00:53:28,893 --> 00:53:32,329 At some point an old man says: "Call the ambulance!". 824 00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:35,689 I say: "Why calling it? Can't you see they have 30 seconds of life max.?". 825 00:53:35,773 --> 00:53:38,969 After 20 seconds, they died like that, together. 826 00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:40,929 Drop them dead! 827 00:53:41,692 --> 00:53:43,887 A couple of nights ago I was passing by Ponte Milvio. 828 00:53:43,972 --> 00:53:46,280 At some point from afar I notice a boy... 829 00:53:46,371 --> 00:53:49,249 ...half chinese, half japanese, I don't know, I couldn't figure it out. 830 00:53:49,331 --> 00:53:51,401 With a quick jump he climbs on the bridge edge parapetto... 831 00:53:51,491 --> 00:53:53,368 ...and shouts words but I couldn't tell what the hell was it. 832 00:53:53,451 --> 00:53:54,890 Sure, he was chinese! 833 00:53:54,891 --> 00:53:59,247 At some point he jumps down. Everybody: "Help! Save him!"... 834 00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,729 ..."Call the la fluviale!". 835 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:03,198 I say: "Why call it? After 20 seconds he will drown". 836 00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:05,439 "Don't you know this river is full of vortex?" 837 00:54:05,569 --> 00:54:08,367 15 seconds, and he wen straight down, you should have seen him. 838 00:54:08,449 --> 00:54:10,838 No way looking for him torches, pinne e maschere. 839 00:54:10,929 --> 00:54:12,408 They never fished him up. 840 00:54:12,409 --> 00:54:15,525 Do you know when they fished him up? 20 days after, I was there. 841 00:54:15,608 --> 00:54:19,806 His conditions! All enflated like a wheel. 842 00:54:19,888 --> 00:54:23,084 All the musk coming on his body here, here, here... 843 00:54:23,407 --> 00:54:26,797 I mean, not really, here like a hole. Strange, don't you think? 844 00:54:27,007 --> 00:54:29,362 Natural, the fishes ate him up. 845 00:54:29,447 --> 00:54:33,519 Yes, now the river is full of piranhas! 846 00:54:33,606 --> 00:54:36,074 Anyway, when they picked him up and brought him on the ground banchina... 847 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:38,475 ...he made a very strange noise, like a "plof". 848 00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:41,000 Like when somebody picks a jelly-fish and throw it on your back... 849 00:54:41,086 --> 00:54:43,360 ...to make a joke? that's the way he did, plof! 850 00:54:43,445 --> 00:54:46,562 Everywhere losing water, here, here, here... terrible! 851 00:54:53,684 --> 00:54:55,356 - Is you Mr Enzo? - Yes, tell me. 852 00:54:55,444 --> 00:54:57,082 The doctor wants to talk to you. 853 00:54:57,164 --> 00:54:58,995 Your friends wants you to bring him the suitcase. 854 00:54:59,084 --> 00:55:01,643 - Why the suitcase? - I don't know! 855 00:55:09,842 --> 00:55:11,342 - Where is he? - This way. 856 00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:19,958 - Well, what are they going to do? - He says they I must go through surgery. 857 00:55:20,081 --> 00:55:23,869 - Are they crazy? What surgery? - I heard them talking of "ciste ofelia". 858 00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:26,430 - Sono sotto una colica. - Why such a hurry! 859 00:55:26,521 --> 00:55:28,829 My uncle lived for 20 years with that cistifellea! 860 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,388 Let's go, from now to tonight everything will be passed. 861 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,879 Then when you are back, no hurry... 862 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,950 ...you choose a nice place, a nice hospital. 863 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,156 Here you are in the hands of a scoundrel. Did you hear how they called him? 864 00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,833 Not even "doctor", "little doctor". 865 00:55:41,279 --> 00:55:43,429 I would not even my teeth... 866 00:55:43,519 --> 00:55:45,191 Good morning, are you a relative? 867 00:55:45,279 --> 00:55:46,437 No, a friend, why? 868 00:55:46,438 --> 00:55:49,953 I need an authorization to operate urgently, it's a formality. 869 00:55:50,038 --> 00:55:53,030 - Do you agree? - Not so much, we were just talking about it! 870 00:55:53,118 --> 00:55:56,189 In my opinion, even the fact that we are leaving, going to Poland... 871 00:55:56,277 --> 00:55:59,906 ...the changing of air, could help him to overcome... 872 00:55:59,997 --> 00:56:01,953 Your friend has an empiema! 873 00:56:02,037 --> 00:56:05,153 - What do I have? - An acute infection due to calcolosi. 874 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:08,273 He must operated with the maximum urgency, or he risks. 875 00:56:08,356 --> 00:56:11,348 But if I do authorize you, how long will it take him to leave? 876 00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:15,030 Doctor, I authorize you, don't listen to this crazy person! 877 00:56:15,675 --> 00:56:18,348 Listen, one of the sisters is calling my wife... 878 00:56:18,435 --> 00:56:20,312 ...she's coming soon. - Perfect! 879 00:56:20,395 --> 00:56:23,431 I'll make ready the entry papers, no problem. 880 00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:27,029 - You have a wife? - Why, can't I have a wife? 881 00:56:27,114 --> 00:56:30,550 Can't I fell sick? Can't I have a hell of something? 882 00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:32,466 Go away, leave me alone! 883 00:56:32,553 --> 00:56:34,384 Damned me, and the moment I met you... 884 00:56:34,473 --> 00:56:36,304 ...and the moment I decided to bring you with me! 885 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,224 You should have stayed in San Siro! 886 00:56:40,393 --> 00:56:41,892 Enzo! 887 00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:43,909 - Eh? - Come on! - Tell me. 888 00:56:45,392 --> 00:56:49,067 The stockings in the suitcase, take them out please. 889 00:56:50,072 --> 00:56:53,507 Come on, if my wife sees them, it's a mess. 890 00:57:04,710 --> 00:57:06,462 What should I do with them? 891 00:57:07,070 --> 00:57:10,505 - What should I do? - I don't know, take them away... 892 00:57:11,189 --> 00:57:12,747 ...and fuck it. 893 00:57:16,429 --> 00:57:18,659 What is missing is the sense of responsibility! 894 00:57:18,749 --> 00:57:21,979 How we, fathers, can ever trust the young people... 895 00:57:22,068 --> 00:57:25,219 ...if the radio, the cinema, the press and the TV... 896 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:29,459 ...continuously push the youngs to the complete waste of their morality? 897 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:32,380 Just consider we don't have tv... 898 00:57:32,467 --> 00:57:36,380 ...but what you say about mass media is something we dont't care at all. 899 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:38,821 A couple of nights ago, for example... 900 00:57:38,906 --> 00:57:41,340 ...I felt like turning on TV, one of those channels... 901 00:57:41,426 --> 00:57:44,020 ...PTT, TPT, PCC, CPC. 902 00:57:44,226 --> 00:57:47,376 Well, I thought we had already reached some extreme limits... 903 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:50,139 ...but, Mother Virgin, when I saw... 904 00:57:50,225 --> 00:57:53,615 ...a woman, and even more serious, a mother... 905 00:57:53,705 --> 00:57:56,776 ...take out those boobs and shake them in front of me... 906 00:57:57,024 --> 00:58:01,654 ...it was the colmo. This, my friends, is porno-anarchy! 907 00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:05,577 Ok, prof, he told you he doesn't watch TV. 908 00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:08,536 Can we get to the point, can we talk about him?! 909 00:58:08,663 --> 00:58:12,258 The way he is, the way he is not, the way he should be! 910 00:58:12,383 --> 00:58:15,499 Your son is what he is, Mario. As you sow, so shall you reap. 911 00:58:15,582 --> 00:58:17,652 The matter is to find out what you sowed! 912 00:58:17,942 --> 00:58:20,012 Ah, now it's all my fault? 913 00:58:20,102 --> 00:58:23,094 If you would have been more severe, if you would have punished him... 914 00:58:23,182 --> 00:58:27,220 ...at the right moment, probably you wouldn't have found yourself in this situation. 915 00:58:27,301 --> 00:58:29,656 As far as I can say, I would like to recall an episode. 916 00:58:29,741 --> 00:58:34,450 It was the winter of 1959, which, among other things, was very cold. 917 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:38,329 My son Gabriele, who was 15 years old... 918 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:40,770 ...couldn't stand some right opinion from my side... 919 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:43,851 ...and he left smashing the door. I reached him... 920 00:58:43,939 --> 00:58:45,657 ...I stared him in the eyes and said: 921 00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:48,811 ..."Tomorrow morning you are going to school without shoes, barefooted". 922 00:58:49,179 --> 00:58:53,171 That same night I found on the pillow of my bed a note. 923 00:58:53,378 --> 00:58:57,610 - Do you know what it said? - "You ass-hole", exclamation point. 924 00:58:57,698 --> 00:59:00,656 "Dad, forgive me, I am extremely grateful to you". 925 00:59:00,737 --> 00:59:03,331 But I can guarantee to all of you that if even today... 926 00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:06,295 ...that he is a sergent in Bolzano... 927 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:10,494 ...if he would make again the same mistake, I would not hesitate... 928 00:59:10,576 --> 00:59:13,295 ...to slap him even in front of other people. 929 00:59:13,456 --> 00:59:17,734 My father tried it once: Still today he's crying 'cause of the way I kicked him. 930 00:59:17,816 --> 00:59:20,534 Not even I, If you allow me, I don't agree with these methods... 931 00:59:20,615 --> 00:59:23,846 ...based on orders. By the way, if you allow me... 932 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,608 ...I would recall some words that look correlated. 933 00:59:26,695 --> 00:59:28,174 Some words from Tito Livio... 934 00:59:28,175 --> 00:59:31,644 ...who I love to recall often in my sunday talks with the mass. 935 00:59:31,774 --> 00:59:35,733 They say: "Steady is that Land where people obey with their heart". 936 00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:39,164 But if we would to make a transposition, we could say: 937 00:59:39,253 --> 00:59:42,131 ..."Steady is that Family where people obey with their heart". 938 00:59:42,213 --> 00:59:45,046 You amaze me, you all people of church... 939 00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:48,886 ...most of nowday's faults are just the church's faults! 940 00:59:49,172 --> 00:59:52,050 Once in the church people stood with the book in their hands... 941 00:59:52,132 --> 00:59:53,963 ...in silence, meditating. 942 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,770 Today with all those guitars, these drums... 943 00:59:56,931 --> 01:00:00,685 ...and these women in blue-jeans and t-shirts with showing off thir boobs... 944 01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:02,489 Let's stop it, it's a shame! 945 01:00:02,571 --> 01:00:04,687 Professor, don't start again to digress. 946 01:00:04,891 --> 01:00:08,166 I didn't call you to talk about guitars and drums... 947 01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:12,483 ...about soldiers, about boobs... - Gosh! 948 01:00:16,089 --> 01:00:17,881 My god, did I put the salt? 949 01:00:23,969 --> 01:00:25,468 I did, I did. 950 01:00:25,608 --> 01:00:27,108 The hell if I did! 951 01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:31,806 Marisol! Marisol! 952 01:00:32,448 --> 01:00:34,563 - Oh! - ¿Qué pasa? - Hurry up... 953 01:00:34,847 --> 01:00:40,240 ...because in 7 minutes pasta is ready al dente! 954 01:00:40,447 --> 01:00:42,755 - I am almost done! - Almost how long? 955 01:00:44,246 --> 01:00:46,237 Seven minutes! 956 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:12,673 Eh, no! Not this ones! 957 01:01:15,563 --> 01:01:17,063 Again! 958 01:01:23,962 --> 01:01:25,873 Now stay there. There! 959 01:01:28,762 --> 01:01:30,911 If she's too late pasta will be disgusting, want to bet? 960 01:01:33,441 --> 01:01:35,272 ¡Olé, toro! 961 01:01:35,721 --> 01:01:38,280 Wow, you're so pretty! 962 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,869 - ¿Te gusta? - Me gusta, me gusta mucho. 963 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,593 I mean, a lot mucho! 964 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,032 - Gracias, Leo. - Anyway, tonight lots of surprises! 965 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,036 The first one is outside, take a look! 966 01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:51,828 Mind the steps, sometimes my mother falls, and me too. 967 01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:54,396 Isn'it better than a restaurant? 968 01:01:54,639 --> 01:01:58,995 Very nice, Leo! Con las flores, las velas... 969 01:01:59,158 --> 01:02:02,275 - La vela?! - The candles. - Ah, the candles! 970 01:02:02,358 --> 01:02:04,872 Here is nice and cool, because of the Ponentino breeze. 971 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:07,391 Damn the Ponentino! 972 01:02:13,837 --> 01:02:17,272 You must wait they arrive here, so the wind shades them. 973 01:02:20,996 --> 01:02:22,496 ¿No es mejor así? 974 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:28,153 Right, I didn't think about that. Why I didn't think about that? 975 01:02:28,235 --> 01:02:29,953 - Can I take a seat? - Take a seat! 976 01:02:30,275 --> 01:02:32,311 - This is the servilleta, isn't it? - No, no! 977 01:02:32,395 --> 01:02:34,385 That's not important, my mistake! 978 01:02:34,594 --> 01:02:36,152 Now second surprise! 979 01:02:43,913 --> 01:02:45,949 And now... Champagne! 980 01:02:47,993 --> 01:02:49,551 - Damn! - ¿Qué pasa, Leo? 981 01:02:52,592 --> 01:02:54,787 - Oh... - I told you you could fall on it! 982 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,909 This morning the oil spilled, three days ago the milk spilled... 983 01:02:57,992 --> 01:03:01,620 ...and now the sparkling wine! It should be over, there's no two without a three. 984 01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:05,028 Now there's nothing else to drink at home, no drinks tonight. 985 01:03:05,231 --> 01:03:07,745 "Nothing to drink"... That's all what I had. 986 01:03:17,110 --> 01:03:20,624 - Is this is a wine? - Yes, it's wine... 987 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:23,064 ...but it is a very special wine. 988 01:03:23,149 --> 01:03:27,859 - Is it a "tinto" wine? - "Tinto", that wine? Are kidding? That's a Brunello! 989 01:03:28,069 --> 01:03:31,697 It's a very old wine, it's mum's wine, you can't drink it. 990 01:03:31,788 --> 01:03:33,619 She's keeping it for a big occasion. 991 01:03:36,788 --> 01:03:39,062 Isn't this a big occasion? 992 01:03:42,907 --> 01:03:44,407 Do you think so? 993 01:03:44,787 --> 01:03:46,505 Come on, Leo, open it. 994 01:03:52,146 --> 01:03:55,263 Who cares! It has been there for 10 years! 995 01:03:57,345 --> 01:04:00,098 Mmmh, very good this! ¿Cómo es la receta? 996 01:04:00,225 --> 01:04:02,420 Do you want to know the receipe? Easy: 997 01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:05,542 ...you take something like a pan of water, I mean, you take a pan of water... 998 01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:09,299 ...you put in a fistful of salt, just remember you put it in... 999 01:04:09,384 --> 01:04:11,420 ...otherwise you'll put it twice. 1000 01:04:11,624 --> 01:04:14,263 Then you open a tin of tuna... 1001 01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:17,013 I mean, not, you open a tin of tomatoes... 1002 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,537 And with this the "tinto" wine of your mum is finished. 1003 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:22,740 Oh, again "tinto"! That's not " tinto"! 1004 01:04:22,823 --> 01:04:25,017 In Spain "tinto" means red! It's a colour. 1005 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:30,533 Ah... couldn't you tell me before? All night saying "tinto, tinto... " 1006 01:04:30,662 --> 01:04:34,859 - Leo, can I ask you pregunta, a question? - Yes. 1007 01:04:35,701 --> 01:04:38,090 Is she nice, your muchacha, your "girlfriend"? 1008 01:04:38,341 --> 01:04:40,172 I? I don't have a girlfriend! 1009 01:04:40,381 --> 01:04:42,292 - Don't you have a love? - Me? Not! 1010 01:04:42,381 --> 01:04:45,816 - Never, never, never? - Well, not never. 1011 01:04:46,620 --> 01:04:51,171 I mean, not much this year, but last year quiet enough. 1012 01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:55,011 But she was a bit too much ingenuous, a bit too much... 1013 01:04:55,579 --> 01:04:59,697 ...gne gne gne. Understand? How do you say in Spain? 1014 01:04:59,859 --> 01:05:02,088 - Gne gne gne gne... - Ah, you too? 1015 01:05:03,178 --> 01:05:05,692 Do you know which was my best lovestory? 1016 01:05:05,978 --> 01:05:08,538 Unbelievable. Three years ago, guess who. 1017 01:05:09,098 --> 01:05:11,406 Guess who! She was my cousin... 1018 01:05:12,217 --> 01:05:14,208 ...she lives in Viterbo. 1019 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,772 She lives in Viterbo because she's not allowed to come to Rome anymore... 1020 01:05:16,857 --> 01:05:19,417 ...because when they realized about our lovestory... 1021 01:05:19,497 --> 01:05:22,408 ...they never let me see her again. Everybody had something to say: 1022 01:05:22,496 --> 01:05:28,128 ...my mother, my uncle, my aunt, her uncle, everybody gettin on my nerves. 1023 01:05:28,456 --> 01:05:31,891 Anyway, on the other side it's better the story is finished. 1024 01:05:31,975 --> 01:05:34,808 In any case, there are so many women: I have a life in front of me! 1025 01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:38,445 Poor Leo, with his potato nose! 1026 01:05:39,254 --> 01:05:40,754 Come on! 1027 01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,652 - Can we have some music? - Yes, we can! 1028 01:05:44,734 --> 01:05:47,532 If you want, I bring the speakers outside! 1029 01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:50,047 But not so high, or we wake up the neighbours. 1030 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,488 - Eh? - No, too difficult. Vamos. 1031 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:54,086 "Vamos"?! Where? 1032 01:05:55,253 --> 01:05:57,323 - Vamos. - "Vamos"? 1033 01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,752 But where? 1034 01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:07,967 I drank so much wine that I feel dizzy! 1035 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,290 A guitar! 1036 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:13,887 What kind of music do you like, fast or slow? 1037 01:06:18,370 --> 01:06:19,962 Better slow, ok? 1038 01:06:21,970 --> 01:06:24,882 There are two annoying old people, here! 1039 01:06:32,369 --> 01:06:36,441 Sst! Quiet! Quiet! 1040 01:06:44,847 --> 01:06:49,045 Who cares?! 1041 01:07:11,645 --> 01:07:13,144 Olé! 1042 01:07:30,442 --> 01:07:32,034 So, where's the music? 1043 01:07:33,242 --> 01:07:37,076 Ah, right. Ehm... We could play this one. 1044 01:07:38,882 --> 01:07:40,872 "Forever you and me". 1045 01:07:44,001 --> 01:07:45,501 Why not? 1046 01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:48,900 Yes? 1047 01:08:21,277 --> 01:08:22,835 Leo, come here. 1048 01:08:24,277 --> 01:08:25,777 There? 1049 01:08:51,634 --> 01:08:53,134 Potato! 1050 01:08:54,713 --> 01:08:56,213 Why don't you come here? 1051 01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:44,861 I am sure it's the door-keeper, the neighbours are probably complaining. 1052 01:09:44,988 --> 01:09:46,740 Again! 1053 01:09:47,548 --> 01:09:50,459 - Send her away. - Eh? I will. But you... 1054 01:09:50,667 --> 01:09:53,181 ...wait there, don't move. I'll be back. 1055 01:09:54,307 --> 01:09:56,696 Miss Maria, I've only 2 legs! 1056 01:09:57,387 --> 01:09:59,217 I've only 2 legs... 1057 01:10:01,106 --> 01:10:03,540 - Está qui Marisol? - Who are you? What do you want? 1058 01:10:04,746 --> 01:10:07,862 Oh, where are you going? Stop! There's nobody here, nada! 1059 01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:11,023 - Who's he? Do you know him? - No, Antioco! 1060 01:10:12,665 --> 01:10:14,165 You stupid! What are you doing? 1061 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:18,623 He comes in, he pretends to be the doorkeper, he hits me! 1062 01:10:19,464 --> 01:10:21,500 Go out! 1063 01:10:38,782 --> 01:10:40,852 Shut up, or the doorkeeper will come upstairs! 1064 01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,658 Leo, Antioco is hungry. 1065 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:01,369 No, there's nothing left, nothing left, nothing left! 1066 01:12:01,499 --> 01:12:03,649 But we still have some pasta with tuna fish! 1067 01:12:04,619 --> 01:12:06,119 Where are you going? 1068 01:12:28,136 --> 01:12:31,094 - Leo! - No, no, no, no! 1069 01:12:31,296 --> 01:12:35,209 No more wine! No more wine! If he's thirsty, just water. 1070 01:12:35,456 --> 01:12:37,650 - Just water, agua! - Grapefruit. 1071 01:12:38,015 --> 01:12:42,293 - What does he want? - Antioco drinks only grapefruit. 1072 01:12:42,575 --> 01:12:45,805 Ah, only grapefruits! Like people drink nothing than grapefruits! 1073 01:12:45,934 --> 01:12:47,434 Are you kidding? 1074 01:12:47,854 --> 01:12:51,972 Leo, please, do it for me. Go and buy some grapefruit. 1075 01:12:52,294 --> 01:12:56,525 - He's really nervous. - Ah, he is! And what about me? 1076 01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:59,282 Leo, please, do it for me. 1077 01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:03,364 - Yes but, and us? - Just as before, everything the same. 1078 01:13:05,132 --> 01:13:08,044 Yes but, after the grapefrui will he leave? 1079 01:13:08,212 --> 01:13:10,680 I will take care. Please, just go. 1080 01:13:15,931 --> 01:13:17,431 Ok. 1081 01:13:18,371 --> 01:13:20,248 Yes, are you his mother? 1082 01:13:20,691 --> 01:13:23,124 Do you know where I could find him? 1083 01:13:24,170 --> 01:13:25,670 Where could I find him? 1084 01:13:25,810 --> 01:13:27,310 It's quiet urgent. 1085 01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,847 It's urgent! 1086 01:13:31,849 --> 01:13:33,646 Alright, could I talk to his brother? 1087 01:13:34,529 --> 01:13:36,201 Fine, thanks. 1088 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:43,158 Hallo? Hi, listen, we don't know each other yet. 1089 01:13:43,328 --> 01:13:45,000 I am a friend of your brother. 1090 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,919 I called him to tell him something. 1091 01:13:47,008 --> 01:13:49,681 Something weird has just happened... 1092 01:13:49,768 --> 01:13:52,565 ...I mean I have a free seat in my car... 1093 01:13:52,647 --> 01:13:54,842 ...and I've organized a trip to Poland... 1094 01:13:54,927 --> 01:13:59,716 ...it's wonderful, I wondered if your brother would be interested. 1095 01:14:00,886 --> 01:14:04,481 But where can I find him? 1096 01:14:05,926 --> 01:14:08,360 No, if I would know in advance, then I ask somebody else... 1097 01:14:08,446 --> 01:14:10,879 ...that has already half-agreed. 1098 01:14:11,805 --> 01:14:15,320 Ah. So you think he might be interested... 1099 01:14:15,405 --> 01:14:16,905 ...he might like it? 1100 01:14:18,284 --> 01:14:25,076 Ah. Listen, as for you, would you be interested? 1101 01:14:27,403 --> 01:14:30,156 Sure, I know, we don't know each other yet. 1102 01:14:30,563 --> 01:14:32,063 Sure, sure. 1103 01:14:32,243 --> 01:14:34,916 Listen, may I ask you, how old are you? 1104 01:14:36,802 --> 01:14:38,440 Ah, thirteen. 1105 01:14:39,602 --> 01:14:42,400 Alright. Talk soon, then. 1106 01:14:43,082 --> 01:14:45,277 Ok. Bye, bye. 1107 01:16:38,349 --> 01:16:42,581 Hallo? Good evening. May I speak to Amedeo, please? 1108 01:16:43,429 --> 01:16:45,181 This is Enzo. 1109 01:16:46,228 --> 01:16:47,728 Thanks. 1110 01:16:56,787 --> 01:16:59,540 Hallo, Amedeo? Hi, this is Enzo. 1111 01:17:00,267 --> 01:17:01,985 Not Renzo, Enzo. 1112 01:17:02,427 --> 01:17:05,463 Do you remember, we met two or three monnths ago... 1113 01:17:05,546 --> 01:17:09,061 ...to the military district, waiting for the copy of the license. 1114 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,224 I was behind you... 1115 01:17:11,306 --> 01:17:14,183 ...with a spongy t-shirt, seaside look. 1116 01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:18,377 Do you remember they couldn't find our licenses... 1117 01:17:18,465 --> 01:17:20,535 ...because they left them at the main district? 1118 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,984 You said in front of everybody: 1119 01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:24,896 ..."Then take that fucking license and put it in your ass!". 1120 01:17:25,864 --> 01:17:29,379 No, you said that, you said that, I was behind you. 1121 01:17:29,464 --> 01:17:32,342 Do you remember we exchanged our telephone numbers? 1122 01:17:32,424 --> 01:17:34,812 Because you said you had an uncle in the army... 1123 01:17:34,903 --> 01:17:37,133 ...that could help us about all this. 1124 01:17:37,983 --> 01:17:40,622 No, my license is ok, thanks. 1125 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:44,098 I'm just wondering what are you doing at Ferragosto. 1126 01:17:44,262 --> 01:17:46,253 I have a project... 1127 01:17:47,822 --> 01:17:49,540 Ah, you'll spend it with your wife. 1128 01:17:50,262 --> 01:17:51,761 Ok. 1129 01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:54,296 Ok, ok. Another time, then. 1130 01:17:54,381 --> 01:17:55,881 Fine. 1131 01:17:56,261 --> 01:17:57,761 Well, have a nice Ferragosto. 1132 01:17:58,541 --> 01:18:03,660 Greetings to your wife. Ok. Bye, thanks. Bye. 1133 01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:08,656 Uncle, I don't want to hear, I've so many problems. 1134 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:10,650 If I tell you what happened, you would not believe it. 1135 01:18:10,739 --> 01:18:12,239 Ten minutes after you called me... 1136 01:18:12,299 --> 01:18:14,335 - Ok, let's go. - Let me tell you. 1137 01:18:14,419 --> 01:18:16,649 Guess how long it took me to get on the Aurelia! 1138 01:18:16,739 --> 01:18:19,127 - Half-hour? - No, 45 minutes! 1139 01:18:19,218 --> 01:18:21,652 - From Aurelia to my house? - 10 hours, 20! - No! 1140 01:18:21,738 --> 01:18:25,128 One hour and 45 minutes. You know why? Even though it's the 14 of August... 1141 01:18:25,218 --> 01:18:27,413 ...the traffic was not towards the sea... 1142 01:18:27,498 --> 01:18:30,648 You are bombing my brain! Shut up! 1143 01:18:30,737 --> 01:18:33,695 - Did you bring your family? The kids? - No, I have a reason. 1144 01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:38,531 - There's a reason. - I just wanted to reunite the family! 1145 01:18:38,616 --> 01:18:42,575 I know, but trust me, I've always had a kind of feeling with Ruggero. 1146 01:18:42,656 --> 01:18:45,170 - Let's go! - Don't worry, don't worry. 1147 01:18:45,256 --> 01:18:46,755 Quiet, Quiet. Sorry for the delay... 1148 01:18:46,815 --> 01:18:49,488 ...do you know how long I took? One hour and 45 minutes! 1149 01:18:49,575 --> 01:18:52,294 You know why? The traffic was not towards the beach, but Rome! 1150 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:54,889 This shows how italian mentality has changed. 1151 01:18:54,975 --> 01:18:57,010 Rugge', this is a real surprise! 1152 01:18:57,094 --> 01:18:58,925 Just look who my father fished out! 1153 01:18:59,014 --> 01:19:00,527 And you tell me it's a surprise?! 1154 01:19:00,614 --> 01:19:03,412 - Just as you didn't know I was here, did you? - No! 1155 01:19:03,494 --> 01:19:05,927 Dad, we go, the comedy is over. 1156 01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:09,323 Ok, I confess, he called me and said you were here. 1157 01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:11,722 But just to have a chat. 1158 01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:13,565 So, is she your fiancee? 1159 01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:17,327 First of all, people don't say "fiancee" anymore. 1160 01:19:17,572 --> 01:19:19,722 But if you really want to know, we have a very free and easy... 1161 01:19:19,812 --> 01:19:21,609 ...relationship, ok? 1162 01:19:21,692 --> 01:19:24,000 And very much open to all sorts of experiences. 1163 01:19:24,171 --> 01:19:26,127 - Anything to say? - No! 1164 01:19:26,211 --> 01:19:29,089 - Really not?! - I mean, yes, yes, yes. 1165 01:19:29,251 --> 01:19:32,243 Do you mean that since you got married... 1166 01:19:32,331 --> 01:19:33,769 ...you feel fulfilled? 1167 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:35,840 Come on, Anse', let's have fun! 1168 01:19:35,930 --> 01:19:38,649 Why not, here today is just a joke... 1169 01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,368 ...even marriage! 1170 01:19:40,570 --> 01:19:43,208 I remember that in autumn of 1968... 1171 01:19:43,449 --> 01:19:46,839 ...my son Gabriele dared to tell me... 1172 01:19:46,929 --> 01:19:51,366 Enough with your son! He's not a good example! 1173 01:19:51,448 --> 01:19:52,948 Be patient! 1174 01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:54,887 Come on, Anse'. 1175 01:19:54,888 --> 01:19:58,005 I would like to explain this theory to my cousin Ruggero: 1176 01:19:58,088 --> 01:20:00,158 ...how can a person feel fulfilled... 1177 01:20:00,248 --> 01:20:03,364 ...without any steady grounds? You could ask: "Such as?". 1178 01:20:03,447 --> 01:20:05,165 I can tell you: Marriage, union. 1179 01:20:05,247 --> 01:20:08,284 What would I be without Stefania? To me she's not only... 1180 01:20:08,367 --> 01:20:10,926 ...my pillar, my horizon, but also you know what? 1181 01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:12,803 I can tell you: an economic investment. 1182 01:20:12,886 --> 01:20:14,399 You can ask: "How?". I will explain. 1183 01:20:14,486 --> 01:20:17,080 I will explain immediately. Do you know how much I earn per month? 1184 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:18,838 I can tell you: 425.000 liras. 1185 01:20:18,926 --> 01:20:21,564 Same money I was earning as a bachelor, ok? 1186 01:20:21,645 --> 01:20:23,875 But as a bachelor I had some needs... 1187 01:20:23,965 --> 01:20:26,718 ...like, for example, go out at night to the theatre with my friends... 1188 01:20:26,805 --> 01:20:29,557 ...or eat a pizza or something else. 1189 01:20:29,644 --> 01:20:30,843 In other words, you understand. 1190 01:20:30,844 --> 01:20:34,359 So, how much I spent every month? I can tell you. 1191 01:20:34,444 --> 01:20:37,436 Even better, every week. I can tell you: 25.000 liras. 1192 01:20:37,524 --> 01:20:40,083 And consider that in every month there are 4 weeks... 1193 01:20:40,163 --> 01:20:43,075 ...let's calulate. 25 times 4 is? 100.000 liras. 1194 01:20:43,163 --> 01:20:45,358 Plus 2,5 days per month... 1195 01:20:45,443 --> 01:20:48,161 ...because one month is 7 times 4, 28, plus two days, 30-31 average. 1196 01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:51,871 How much is that? I can tell you. I was spending 108.750 liras. 1197 01:20:51,962 --> 01:20:54,999 It's a big sum. Then, adding other expenses... 1198 01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:58,039 ...like the door-keeper to clean the house in the morning... 1199 01:20:58,121 --> 01:21:00,954 ...the laundry, because unfortunately I don't have housemaids. 1200 01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,509 And the rosticceria on sunday, because I can't cook. 1201 01:21:03,601 --> 01:21:05,432 How much is it? I can tell you: 71.000 liras. 1202 01:21:05,521 --> 01:21:07,909 It's a big sum. Agree? Alright. 1203 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,638 Do you know what happened when I got married? 1204 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,712 I cant tell you. First of all, my family cheques increased: 1205 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,518 ...three family cheques. So my salary went up from 425.000 liras... 1206 01:21:15,599 --> 01:21:17,635 ...to 487.000 liras. 1207 01:21:17,719 --> 01:21:20,438 Furthermore all the other things, laundry, rosticceria, door-keeper... 1208 01:21:20,519 --> 01:21:22,589 ...they disappeared. Why? I can tell you: 1209 01:21:22,679 --> 01:21:25,272 ...my wife cooks, irons, fixes my socks... 1210 01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:27,713 ...she learned to cut my hair, to make injections... 1211 01:21:27,798 --> 01:21:31,234 ...she can make love like few women, and this is very important. 1212 01:21:31,398 --> 01:21:33,195 What can you ask more from your life? 1213 01:21:33,278 --> 01:21:36,075 He says: "You are lucky". No! I am very lucky. 1214 01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:38,034 It's just a shit life. 1215 01:21:38,197 --> 01:21:40,347 Right! That's easy to say... 1216 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,792 ...do you know how much this shit life spares me every month? 1217 01:21:43,876 --> 01:21:45,867 I can tell you: exactly 47.000 liras... 1218 01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:48,993 ...that I save little by little like the bugs do in winter. 1219 01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:50,435 You could ask: "Which is the winter of a man?". 1220 01:21:50,436 --> 01:21:52,744 - I can tell you: Being old! - Don't forget, Anselmo... 1221 01:21:52,835 --> 01:21:55,429 ...that even for a woman there is dawn and sunset. 1222 01:21:55,515 --> 01:21:57,710 Because also a woman can get dry. 1223 01:21:58,115 --> 01:22:01,629 Like a flower exposed to the hard breeze of its early winter. 1224 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:04,473 Her voice, that once sounded so delicate... 1225 01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:07,029 ...then get deep, almost harsh. 1226 01:22:07,674 --> 01:22:11,951 Her hair get white and lose their natural darkness. 1227 01:22:12,233 --> 01:22:14,667 Anche le vene varicose fanno la loro comparsa. 1228 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:18,621 Si insinuano attraverso la pelle delle gambe e si ramificano... 1229 01:22:18,753 --> 01:22:20,504 ...quasi fossero una radice. - Here! 1230 01:22:20,712 --> 01:22:24,466 Only if we consider this x-ray... 1231 01:22:24,552 --> 01:22:27,225 ...we can understand the weakness of beauty. 1232 01:22:27,312 --> 01:22:29,950 After all, my dear friends, if you want to understand, that's all... 1233 01:22:30,031 --> 01:22:32,101 ...if you don't want understand, you know what? 1234 01:22:32,191 --> 01:22:33,783 I stand up and wash my hands... 1235 01:22:33,871 --> 01:22:36,021 ...like when Pilate washed his hands in front of... 1236 01:22:36,111 --> 01:22:37,624 Our Lord! 1237 01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:41,869 Mother Virgin, you can't even remember the tools of your job! 1238 01:22:42,150 --> 01:22:44,345 What the fuck, Alfio! 1239 01:22:48,069 --> 01:22:50,629 I went around 200 cafes to find them. 1240 01:22:52,789 --> 01:22:54,289 Marisol! 1241 01:23:22,506 --> 01:23:26,054 Are you stupid? My mother's room! 1242 01:23:28,305 --> 01:23:29,805 You can't! 1243 01:23:33,545 --> 01:23:35,044 You are crazy! 1244 01:23:42,424 --> 01:23:46,018 I am going to say something! 1245 01:24:02,861 --> 01:24:04,361 Hallo? 1246 01:24:05,101 --> 01:24:06,601 Hallo? 1247 01:24:06,821 --> 01:24:08,321 Who's that? 1248 01:24:08,781 --> 01:24:12,011 Who's that? Ah... Eh! 1249 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,211 I know I couldn't come. 1250 01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:18,609 Eh... I know, because it was late. 1251 01:24:20,339 --> 01:24:26,016 What do you mean "why"? Eh... Mum, that's a long story. Yes... 1252 01:24:26,659 --> 01:24:28,159 Nobody's here! 1253 01:24:29,858 --> 01:24:31,358 Nobody's here! 1254 01:24:32,378 --> 01:24:33,878 Who should be here? 1255 01:24:34,978 --> 01:24:36,417 Who should...? 1256 01:24:36,418 --> 01:24:39,454 Don't insist with women! There're no women! 1257 01:24:41,217 --> 01:24:46,337 Eh? Eh... Ok, it's full of women! 1258 01:24:46,897 --> 01:24:49,205 It's full of women! Happy? 1259 01:24:49,336 --> 01:24:52,009 Yes, it's full! Can't I have a woman? 1260 01:24:52,496 --> 01:24:55,727 Can't I have a woman? Eh? No? 1261 01:24:55,896 --> 01:25:00,411 None of your business! Eh? None of your business! Yes, yes... 1262 01:25:00,615 --> 01:25:03,175 I'll come tomorrow. I'll come tomorrow. 1263 01:25:03,735 --> 01:25:06,965 Tomorrow. What? Yes. Bye. 1264 01:25:07,534 --> 01:25:09,034 Tomorrow. Bye. 1265 01:25:14,654 --> 01:25:17,929 This bag shouldn't be here! 1266 01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:43,870 Damn! 1267 01:25:44,490 --> 01:25:47,243 What was his name? Marcucci... 1268 01:25:48,330 --> 01:25:49,830 Mastrucci... 1269 01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,522 Marcucci Ennio... Elio... 1270 01:25:55,049 --> 01:25:57,961 Martucci Elio. 1271 01:25:58,689 --> 01:26:00,964 Martucci Elio. 1272 01:26:01,729 --> 01:26:03,798 It was Martucci Elio. 1273 01:26:05,088 --> 01:26:06,885 Martucci Elio. 1274 01:26:08,328 --> 01:26:10,762 Martucci Elio. 1275 01:26:11,727 --> 01:26:14,321 Elio, Elio, Elio... 1276 01:26:18,447 --> 01:26:20,244 Wake up guys, we've arrived. 1277 01:26:24,966 --> 01:26:26,466 Come on, get off. 1278 01:26:33,205 --> 01:26:35,924 - Ok, see you. - You should come and see me. 1279 01:26:36,005 --> 01:26:38,473 You bet we'll see each other in two years. 1280 01:26:38,565 --> 01:26:41,397 After all, this meeting was fruitful. Don't you think? 1281 01:26:41,484 --> 01:26:45,557 Good or bad, it was fruitful. Don't you think? 1282 01:26:45,724 --> 01:26:48,681 - If it makes you happy... - Fiore', take care. 1283 01:26:49,203 --> 01:26:52,275 Be together, be close. He's my son. 1284 01:26:52,763 --> 01:26:54,263 Do you understand me, Fiore'? 1285 01:26:54,443 --> 01:26:57,276 - Ok, bye! - Bye, dad! See you. 1286 01:26:57,762 --> 01:27:00,276 I don't even want to know where you're going to sleep. 1287 01:27:00,362 --> 01:27:02,956 - It just makes me shiver! - Cristiano! 1288 01:27:03,042 --> 01:27:05,920 It's an incredible experience what you did to me today. 1289 01:27:06,002 --> 01:27:07,719 I mean, an absurd behaviour from you. 1290 01:27:07,801 --> 01:27:10,269 I mean, leave me there, on the pavement, for 11 hours... 1291 01:27:10,361 --> 01:27:13,876 Also our experience was incredible! 1292 01:27:13,961 --> 01:27:16,838 I bet you ate something, unlike me! 1293 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,911 Come on, let's go and sleep at Beatrice's. 1294 01:27:30,319 --> 01:27:31,819 Martu'! 1295 01:27:31,839 --> 01:27:33,511 Martucci! What did you say? 1296 01:27:34,399 --> 01:27:36,673 I didn't hear you, it was like a bomb! 1297 01:27:38,278 --> 01:27:40,667 Ok. Would you come? 1298 01:27:42,798 --> 01:27:45,994 Wait, I close the window, I can't understand! 1299 01:27:46,517 --> 01:27:48,017 Don't put down, ok? 1300 01:27:48,117 --> 01:27:50,506 Don't put down! Wait! 1301 01:27:51,357 --> 01:27:55,986 Damn, oh! One moment... This shit... 1302 01:27:57,396 --> 01:27:58,896 Let's go! 1303 01:28:00,196 --> 01:28:03,232 I've always said this town sucks! 1304 01:28:03,515 --> 01:28:06,791 Fortunately when I say that we should stay in touch with the countryside... 1305 01:28:06,875 --> 01:28:08,388 ...you have fun of me! 1306 01:28:08,475 --> 01:28:10,989 Yes, but also the countryside sucks... 1307 01:28:18,674 --> 01:28:19,993 Marisol! 1308 01:29:42,105 --> 01:29:43,605 Are you Mister Enzo? 1309 01:29:48,504 --> 01:29:50,335 I am Martucci's friend. 1310 01:29:56,663 --> 01:29:59,814 Ok. Just be informal, ok? 1311 01:30:00,383 --> 01:30:03,818 Hi. Listen, let's make clear the schedule. 1312 01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:07,099 We go all the way straight until Val di Chiana, ok? 1313 01:30:07,262 --> 01:30:11,050 Then we fill the tank and we go all the way to Bolzano. 1314 01:30:11,222 --> 01:30:12,734 There we take a nap... 1315 01:30:12,981 --> 01:30:15,541 ...and early morning we drive again... 1316 01:30:15,941 --> 01:30:20,298 ...so that tomorrow at midnight we'll be in Cracow, you know why? 1317 01:30:20,381 --> 01:30:22,974 - My god, did I break it? - You and me, together... 1318 01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:27,440 Is that ok? 1319 01:30:57,977 --> 01:30:59,853 You stupid! 1320 01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,526 Everything against me! 1321 01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:06,526 Some days things go well, almost well. 1322 01:31:07,136 --> 01:31:09,729 But sometimes they all go wrong. 1323 01:31:10,015 --> 01:31:13,451 There's not 2 without 3! and 3 without 4... 1324 01:31:13,535 --> 01:31:17,368 ...and 4 without 5, and 5 without 6, and 6 without 7... 1325 01:31:17,934 --> 01:31:19,845 ...and 7 without 8... - Ahò! 1326 01:31:21,694 --> 01:31:25,209 - Well? - Easy to say: "Ahò! Well?"... 1327 01:31:25,454 --> 01:31:27,205 ...from the window, easy... 1328 01:31:27,493 --> 01:31:31,042 I would like to see you fighting with life, the stripes, the oil... 1329 01:31:31,333 --> 01:31:35,246 ...the grapefruits, my mother... "Ahò", he says. "Ahò"... 102503