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What's wrong?
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Men are crazy.
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Why do men have to be so lame?
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I disagree.
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What?
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This guy.
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I've been texting that guy.
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Remember from the beach?
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Oh, really? The tall guy?
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Yeah. So hot.
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So hot.
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So weird.
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So weird.
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It's not funny.
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It's so tragic.
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Why? He's so hot.
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What?
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He's so hot.
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Like, I can't even handle it. And he
doesn't even have that back of a
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personality. But he's being so weird.
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And you just sent me the weirdest text,
and... I don't know.
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Don't you just wanna... It's not gonna
happen for me.
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Why? Are you an asshole?
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Just kinda douchey.
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Just kinda... I mean, I wanna fuck him,
right?
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Yeah. I wanna go over there and fuck
him, but he's kinda... He's kinda...
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assuming, he already knows I don't want
to fuck him.
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He's not playing the game with me.
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And I'm not, I'm not for hire.
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I'm not a hooker. But you want to have
sex with him.
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Yeah, but I don't want him to know that
I want to have sex with him.
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I want to be wooed, you know?
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Girls are crazy.
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Guys are crazy.
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Because just as he's tall and super hot,
I can't, I can't just fold.
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I think you should go have sex with him.
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If that's what you want to do, stop.
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Why are you complicating this?
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We're supposed to be having fun on
vacation.
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I don't know.
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It just doesn't feel right.
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He doesn't have a good personality. Why
did he have to be like that?
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Another one down the drain.
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Maybe it's the lower standards a little
bit.
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No, I just need to have sex with less
attractive guys.
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You know?
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I mean, you could just have sex with
attractive guys and assume they're going
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be like assholes sometimes.
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I would, but if I have sex with them
once, I want to have sex with them
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And I bet he won't even.
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I bet he's just going to use me like a
hole and be done.
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Which I can't do that.
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What's wrong with that? I've done that
before. I can't do that.
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I need a nice guy.
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I'm ready for a nice guy.
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Okay, well, we're on vacation right now,
so you should just fuck an asshole and
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not worry about it.
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Straight people are so complicated.
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It's ridiculous.
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Just go have sex.
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I wish I could fuck you.
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That would be nice. Just like my friend.
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Like someone nice that I like.
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Well, we can't have everything we want.
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Yeah, we can.
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Why not?
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Because I'm gay.
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It's not going to work.
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Yeah, but... How do you know? A hole is
a hole.
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I mean, don't you want to try?
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I don't think that's something... It
would be so easy. We don't even have to
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flirt with people.
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We can just fuck whenever we want.
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You're my best friend. You're not
like...
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It's a girlfriend, because I don't have
girlfriends. I'm gay.
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Yeah, but I don't want to be your
girlfriend.
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I just want to be a whole.
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It's not going to, like, it doesn't work
like that. I have to get, like, a boner
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and stuff, you know?
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But maybe you could.
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What if you just pretended I was the
guy?
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I don't think my imagination is that I
could.
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I think you could do it.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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What are you doing?
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Have you ever thought about it?
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Having sex with a girl?
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I mean, yeah, I've thought about it. I
thought, like, I wouldn't like it.
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How do you know?
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What if you could, like, what if it
would still make you cum?
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I mean, I wouldn't be, like, totally
against it, I guess.
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Can we try it?
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Is it for real? Let's do it. Let's do
it.
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Let's just see. I'm really good at sex.
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I can do it.
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I don't know if you're that good at sex
to make me... Okay, we can try it, I
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guess. And you have such a nice dick.
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Well, thank you.
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It'll work.
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I'll get it hard.
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You're crazy.
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I can do it.
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Okay, fine, we'll try it.
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I just don't think it's going to work.
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It's going to work.
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I can do anything.
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And I'm good at blowjobs.
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Does that feel good?
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Does it feel different than a man?
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I mean, a little bit, I guess.
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Have you never been with a girl before?
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No.
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That's so sad.
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That's such a nice penis.
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Is there anything you like?
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I can do anything you like.
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I don't think you'd sell anything I
like.
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I'm going to play with your butthole.
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Do you like your balls sucked?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Do you want me to tickle your butthole?
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I mean, I... Yeah, but you're not going
to... You wouldn't lick my butthole. I
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would lick your butthole.
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I'll do anything.
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I want to have sex.
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I'm warning you.
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This is a nice penis.
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And I like you.
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I'm a friend.
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Does that feel good? Yeah.
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I told you he makes like all penises get
hard
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I've never tried a gay one, but I assume
they're the same.
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Because a mouth is a mouth.
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It's working.
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I told you.
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I didn't know girls could
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blowjobs like this.
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What do you mean?
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Girls like invented blowjobs.
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I don't know if that's true.
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I thought girls didn't like giving
blowjobs.
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I do.
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I like them. I thought they just sucked
it for like a couple seconds.
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Is that why you're gay?
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Because you think girls don't like sex?
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No. I'm always fucking, you know that.
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Yeah, but I just figured you were like,
make out and like stick it in or
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something.
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What are you doing?
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You're doing so good.
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I told you.
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Is this how guys keep themselves?
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Don't come yet. I need to fuck.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Are you ready?
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It's way easier being a guy. I could
just give you a blowjob.
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I don't come from blowjobs.
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They're not even called blowjobs.
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I don't have anything to blow.
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It goes like dick in their holes.
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You've never been in a pussy before?
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No. Today's going to be your first day.
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Let's try it.
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I'm so excited.
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I didn't expect to be doing this today.
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Exactly what I needed.
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Just helping out my best friend.
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How's it feel?
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It's pretty good.
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You're a really nice guy.
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Will my boobs turn you off if I show you
them? No, they can pull them off. You
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can squeeze them off.
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Ooh!
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You could go in my butt.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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It'll be like a man anyway.
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Like you're used to that, right?
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Well, yeah.
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It'll be better.
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You want me to just put it in your butt?
Yeah, I like it.
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Just like that? Yeah.
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You can do it.
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I need it.
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I can't have you just going soft.
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Do you have lube?
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I like it. I just use fed.
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Okay.
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You also use that?
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Yeah.
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You can just stick it in.
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How does that feel?
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That feels really good. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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I suppose you feel good, but I just, I
don't know. This is like basically gay
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sex.
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We can do this.
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I could do this all the time, I could
do.
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Bet you're a bi.
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I guess I... That went so well.
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I guess I technically probably am now.
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Just for butthole, though.
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You didn't like pussy.
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It was okay. I could try it again, but
the butthole was the best.
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I like butthole, too. Perfect.
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We can do this more.
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Yeah.
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We could do this all the time. I think
that's not a bad idea. Right?
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