All language subtitles for I.Want.a.Dog.for.Christmas.Charlie.Brown.2003.ATVP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FLUX_HI.en

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHIRPING]

[SQUEALING]

[SNOOPY SQUEALING]

[CRASH]

Christmas decorations are getting
more lifelike every year, Charlie Brown.

I thought your little brother, Rerun,
was coming with you?

Our mom decided to take him with her
on her bicycle

to do some Christmas shopping.

Pedal hard, Mom.

Harder. That's the way.

Look out for the lawn mower.

Great, we're out of the garage.

When it comes to riding
on the back of mom's bicycle,

I'm a white knuckle flyer.

Look out for the tree.

- [BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
- Look out for the fence.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

♪ Jingle Bells... ♪

Look out.

♪ Jingle Bells... ♪

[SCREAMS] Look out.

♪ ...Jingle all the way ♪

Singing doesn't help at all.

Those bike rides always wipe me out.

I've got to find some way to relax.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Could you ask your dog
to come out and play?

He's resting.

Go find something else to do.

Go home and read a book.

I can't do that.

Well, that's too bad.

Find something you know how to do.

Well, I know how to play with a dog.

Someone at school today
asked me if I had an older brother

who dragged a blanket around.

"No." I replied, "I'm an only child."

Then someone said,
"but don't you have a weird older sister?"

"No." I insisted, "I'm an only child."

And so I go, day after day,
dodging questions from curious outsiders.

What else did they say?

Some of the guys over at the playground
were discussing crabby sisters.

Guess what? I won.

They all agreed that I have
the crabbiest sister in the neighborhood.

I'm a celebrity.

[CHUCKLES]

You think I'm crabby now?
Wait until I'm 40 or 50.

What about when you're 90?

Then I'll be real nice.

The trouble with being a little kid

is no one ever asks
your opinion about anything.

Why don't you stop talking
and just go to bed?

Are you asking for my opinion?

What are you writing, Rerun?

This is how I have it figured.

If there are three kids in a family,
each kid has 33 and a third rights.

Wrong, little brother.

It's 90 percent for me.

And five percent for you.

I better check those figures again.

We're a family.
And in a family, each person has a job.

Here, write down what you think
your job could be.

How do you spell "watching"?

"Watching"?

That'll be my job, watching TV.

Remember, Rerun,

having an older sister is like having
a compass to guide you through life.

Is that true?

[MUFFLED] I'm not here.

How can I be expected to live
in the same house with two brothers?

What kind of question was that?

Big sisters are the crabgrass
in the lawn of life.

I'm your younger brother,
and I don't suck my thumb.

And I don't cling to a blanket
for security.

Hooray for you.

As the years go by, you'll probably
develop a real resentment toward me.

[MUFFLED] And you'll find
different ways to get even.

What would you do if I kicked those over?

Probably nothing at the moment.

But years from now, after you're married,

and you and your husband
want me to co-sign a note

so you can buy a new house,

I'll refuse.

[GROANS]

Younger brothers learn to think fast.

If you're the third child in a family,

and your brother and sister
are really weird,

I wonder if it's possible for that
third child to develop an immunity?

An immunity to all the bad things
that happen in a family.

To that innocent third child who might...

- [THUD]
- [RERUN] So much for immunity.

- [LAUGHING, CHATTERING]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Wow, what a project.

Color these pictures, cut and paste.

Draw those trees.

More cutting, more pasting.

What a learning experience.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Yes, ma'am, you've done it again.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

When she's happy, we're happy.

What are those brown things?

People faces.

I'm drawing a football stadium
filled with 60,000 fans.

I only see ten.

Parking was a problem.

We're supposed to draw each other's face!

Well, turn your head.

I can only draw a side of your face.

I'm trying to have an expression of
someone looking to the future with hope.

That's all right,
I'm just drawing your ear.

I'm tired of all this kindergarten stuff.

Why don't we run away to Paris?

If we got on a plane at midnight,
we could be in Paris tomorrow.

Do you have any money?

I have 50 cents.

Maybe we can get upgraded
to business class.

There's this cute little girl
who sits next to me in kindergarten.

I told her maybe
she and I can go to Paris someday.

I don't even know where Paris is.

The teacher says that
the principal wants to see you.

Me?

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Yes, ma'am.
I was told the principal wants to see me.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Why me? I'm nobody.

I don't even have a dog.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Yes, sir, Mr. Principal.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Who? The little girl with the braids?

Sure,
we're in the same kindergarten class.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Did I ask her to go to Paris?

Well, sure. But that was just a joke.

- I mean, how...
- [DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Harassment?

[LUCY] Who's there?

It's only me. I'm home early.

I've been fired.

This little girl in my class
was sort of depressed,

so I said,
"Why don't we run away to Paris?"

It was a joke.

She thought it was funny,
so she told her mother

who told the teacher
who told the principal,

and I got fired.

- Suspended.
- I guess so.

- Harassment?
- Stupidity.

Thank goodness
Christmas vacation starts tomorrow.

Mom should really let us have a dog.

[SCREAMS]

Having a dog could be fun.
Don't you think?

What are you doing?

I'm writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Forget it, Rerun.

He doesn't have time
to read all those letters.

I mean, he stands on the corner all day
ringing that bell.

When he gets home, he's tired.

He doesn't wanna read
a bunch of whiny letters.

Tell him Lucy says, "Hi."

What should I ask for, a bicycle or a dog?

I think maybe a dog.

You can't fall off a dog.

When Santa Claus brings me the dog,

will he leave it on the front porch
or in the back yard?

He wouldn't drop it down the chimney,
would he?

There's something I sort of feel
I should tell you.

Maybe he'll just
leave me a gift certificate.

Listen to me.
Mom doesn't want you to have a dog,

- does she?
- No.

Do you really think Santa Claus
is going to bring you something

Mom doesn't want you to have?

Ooh, Supreme Court stuff.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Yes, sir, my name is Rerun.

Did you know that Santa Claus
is gonna bring me a dog?

So, what I need is a leash, and a collar,
and a supper dish.

And you can just put it on my tab.

[THUD]

Who am I kidding, Snoopy?

Lucy is right.
Santa Claus is never gonna bring a dog

to someone whose mom
doesn't want him to have a dog.

If I'm lucky,
I'll get a pair of socks and an orange.

Mom put the sandbox
in the garage for a while.

- Okay, Rerun. Out.
- But...

- Sally and I wanna play in the sandbox.
- But...

There's not room for all of us,

- so you'll have to leave.
- But...

There's two of us,
and there's only one of you.

[JACK-IN-THE-BOX PLAYING MUSIC]

[GROANS]

- [DRONING ADULT CHATTER]
- Oh, no!

It's B-of-the-B Day.

Oh, no!

What is B-of-the-B Day?

It's "Back-of-the-Bike Day."

Rerun has to ride
on the back of Mom's bike.

[BICYCLE BELL CHIMES]

I like the way your mom handles that bike.

- [CRASH]
- See how she went through that hedge

instead of the brick wall?

Yes, I must admit,
her steering is getting a little better.

Yesterday we only hit four parked cars.

♪ Over hill
Over Dale ♪

Poor Dale.

Riding around all day
on the back of your mom's bicycle

gives you plenty of time to think.

It gives you time to think about people
and about life.

And about what would happen
if we ran into a tree.

We're going to the cleaners.

Mom always likes to return
the used coat hangers.

She hates it when I do this.

- [DOG BARKING]
- This is the part of the ride that I hate.

Every day this big stupid German Shepherd
comes running out

and chases our bicycle.

He doesn't quit

- until I throw my shoe at him.
- [BARKING STOPS]

I'm running out of shoes!

Riding on the back of
your mother's bicycle in the winter

can be a real experience.

We can't see where we're going
and we slide all over.

Now it's a shopping cart
in the supermarket.

Now it's a stroller through the mall.
And then back on the bicycle.

Sometimes I go a whole day
without ever touching the ground.

[PLAYING "PIANO SONATA NO. 8 IN C MINOR"]

- You know something, Schroeder?
- What?

I liked you the very first time I saw you.

I disliked you the first time I saw you.

It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times.

I have a historical question for you.

Did Beethoven ever have
any beautiful girls nearby

while he was practicing the piano?

No, I don't think Beethoven had
any crabby females hanging on his piano

while he was trying to practice.

That isn't quite what I said.

Here's something: "A piano can strike
notes through a range of seven octaves."

"In comparison, a child's toy piano
has a range of only one octave

and is virtually useless
as a musical instrument because of that."

[PIANO MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

What else does it say?

Never fall in love with a musician.

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

What do you two want?

[SCREAMS] Good grief!

[SNOOPY, WOODSTOCK CHORTLING]

[PLAYING "LINUS AND LUCY"]

[WOODSTOCK LAUGHING]

[SNOOPY CHATTERING]

Why can't I have a normal dog
like everyone else?

But you're lucky to have a dog,
Charlie Brown.

Does Snoopy have any sisters?

He has a sister, Belle,
who lives in Kansas City.

Does Snoopy have any brothers?

One day, one of his brothers named Marbles
showed up out of the blue.

But he only stayed one day.

[RERUN] Why was that?

[CHARLIE]
Well, he had kind of a wild ride.

[ENGINE RUNNING]

[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

[ENGINE RATTLING]

Here.

[RERUN] Who are they?

[CHARLIE] That's Andy and Olaf.
Two more brothers of Snoopy.

[DOGS CHATTERING]

[CHARLIE] They showed up
and spent a few days with Snoopy.

And then Snoopy suggested
they go visit his other brother, Spike.

This is Spike.

He lives in the desert.

So, what happened?

[HOWL]

[CHARLIE] They got lost and ended up
in Alaska as sled dogs for a while.

Snoopy has the greatest family.

If not the strangest.

I wish one of them could be my dog,
but my mom doesn't want one.

But would it be okay
if I play with Snoopy sometimes?

If your mom doesn't mind, sure.

That will make this
the best Christmas ever.

I guess I'll try to play by myself.

Here we go! Slam dunk!

[THUD]

Lots of slam, but no dunk.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Could you ask your dog if he wants to
come out and shoot a few baskets?

I'll see if I can find him.

I couldn't find him, but I doubt
if he would've been interested.

Can you ask your dog
if he wants to come out and play?

And then afterwards, I'll give him
a Christmas cookie with sprinkles.

[SQUEALS]

- [CHUCKLING]
- [BARKING]

Happiness is a warm puppy. [CHUCKLING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I guess dogs have to eat a lot.

How does he do that?

By the way, when somebody walks by,

how do you decide
if you should bark at him?

[BARKS SOFTLY]

This is how it works.

I'll take my cards,
and you'll take your cards.

And then we'll throw them in the air.

Whoever has the most cards
laying faceup wins.

How do you do that?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Can you ask your dog to come out
and play chase the stick?

"Thank you for your offer
to come out and play.

We are busy at this time however
and cannot accept your offer.

We hope you will be successful elsewhere."

Dogs have rejection slips?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Ask your dog
if he wants to come out and frolic.

Yesterday you asked him
if he wanted to come out and play.

We're upgrading the neighborhood.

So then ask your dog to come out
and romp in the snow.

Romp?

To romp means to play
or to frolic in a lively way.

He said no.

No means to deny or refuse or disagree.

I know what it means.

Gee, Mom! Dogs are so much fun.

Can we please get one for Christmas?

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Why, Mom?

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I was wondering if you'd be willing
to sell your dog.

How much money do you have?

Here. You tell me.
I don't know anything about money.

Well, you have a dime,
a nickel and a penny.

You have 16 cents.

Is that enough?

No. You'd need $10 million.

How would it be if I gave you 16 cents now
and the rest later?

There's only one thing left to do.
It's time to see Santa Claus.

Hey, Big Sister, wait a minute!

I need you to take me to Santa Claus.

Why?

I have something really important
to ask him.

I'm very busy today. Maybe tomorrow.

[DOOR OPENS, SLAMS SHUT]

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

Did Beethoven ever buy his girlfriend
fuzzy mittens for Christmas?

I doubt it.

Here's your chance
to do something he never did.

I've already thought of doing something
he never did.

Did Beethoven ever play "Jingle Bells"?

He probably thought he was too good
to play "Jingle Bells".

[SCREAMS]

I have my list for Christmas.

Well, a bicycle would be nice,

and maybe a new sled,
and a pair of in-line skates.

And maybe a new jump rope.

How did things go with Santa Claus?

It's nice to tell him
what you want for Christmas, isn't it?

If you can get past his secretary.

Wait here a second.
I have to check out this Santa.

Okay. If you're a real Santa Claus,
where are your reindeer, huh?

How are you gonna land on all those
rooftops and go down all those chimneys?

And after you go down a chimney,
how are you gonna get back up, huh?

I'll give you about three houses
and you'll be completely exhausted.

I thought you might like a snack
while you were working.

Hey, look, Ma.
Santa is eating out of a dog dish.

As your big sister,
I feel that it is my duty to tell you

that who you are about to see
is not the real Santa Claus.

I don't care who he is as long as
he can give me a dog for Christmas.

What you're looking at
is a dog in a Santa Claus suit.

Now that I've told you,
how does it make you feel?

I like him.

Santa,
all I want for Christmas is a puppy dog.

[BELL RINGS]

What does he want?

I think he wants a contribution
to his box there.

[CHATTERING]

What did he say?

He said, "Thank you.
The money is for a worthy cause."

And, "Merry Christmas."

And, "Say hello to the stupid kid
with the blanket and his crabby sister."

Just forget it.
Mom will never let you have a dog anyway.

Everybody in the world has a dog.
Why can't I have a dog?

You wouldn't know
how to take care of a dog.

You wouldn't even know how to feed it.

Dogs like cold cereal!

I don't know if I can count on Santa
for a dog.

If I eat all my dinner,
can I have a dog for Christmas?

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Everybody in the world has a dog.
Why won't Mom let me have one?

A lot of people in the world
don't have dogs.

They can be a lot of trouble.

What I think I'll do today, is take
some money out of my college trust fund

and go buy a dog.

You don't have a college trust fund.

I don't? Good grief.

Please pass the grape jelly.

We're all out of grape jelly.

How could anyone not have a dog,
or a trust fund, or grape jelly!

If you don't think
dogs are a lot of trouble,

just ask Charlie Brown
about his stupid dog.

My mom and sister say
that dogs are a lot of trouble.

Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Rerun.

- They need lots of care.
- [THUD]

And they need a lot of comforting.

Maybe if I watch you and Snoopy,

I'll know how to take care of a dog
if I get one from Santa.

How can you tell which boot
goes on which foot?

I hate zippers. Oh, how I hate zippers!

And mittens! How can you tell
where the thumbs go?

I wasn't made for winter!

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

What's going on here?

I'm going Christmas shopping.
This was the cheapest ticket I could get.

What's happening, Charlie Brown?

I haven't the slightest idea.

What kind of an airplane is this?

Where's the complimentary orange juice?

And isn't anyone going
to welcome me aboard?

[GROANS] I'd rather have the orange juice.

It's been a smooth flight so far,
hasn't it?

Almost like we're not flying at all.

Stupid pilot.

What happens
if there's a loss of cabin pressure?

Where are the oxygen masks
in case there's an emergency?

Hey, I thought that passengers
were always served a nice lunch.

What happens when we get to the ocean?

Do you have special equipment
for flying over water?

Hey, I'm getting cold and wet.
Take me back home.

- [ENGINE STALLING]
- [BANG]

So much for Christmas shopping.

Charlie Brown, you have the greatest dog
in all the world.

Now I've just got to find a way
to get me a dog for Christmas.

This letter came for you today.

[CHORTLES]

It's a letter to Snoopy from his brother, Spike.

The one who lives in the desert.

[CHARLIE] "Dear Brother Snoopy,
this year, I had a great idea.

For my Christmas tree,
I decorated a tumbleweed.

It looked really beautiful,

but then it left.

I thought I should try
to be more like a tumbleweed.

You know, just bounce
and tumble through life without a care.

Then, on the other hand, maybe not.

We had some cold mornings
here in the desert.

Today,
I actually had a fire in my fireplace.

It even started to snow.

I was so excited,
I started to build a great, big snowman.

But the snow stopped,
so I did the next best thing.

I built a tumbleweed man.

I had fun
stringing the Christmas tree lights...

up to a point."

[CHORTLES]

Does Spike live all alone in the desert?

Yes, he does.
It's probably a very lonely life.

Here's what I've been thinking.
He could use a better home, couldn't he?

Sure he could, so here's my idea.

Can you send a letter for me?

Please write to your brother
in the desert.

Tell him he can be my dog.
Tell him we'll be pals.

He can chase sticks,
and pull me in my wagon and learn tricks.

And we'll celebrate Christmas together.

Merry Christmas, Schroeder.

Thank you.

I just noticed something about this room.

What's that?

There's an appalling lack of mistletoe.

Beethoven was a bad influence.

How can you say that?

Lots of musicians never get married,
just because Beethoven never got married.

That's what I call a bad influence.

Where's Rerun?

He's outside,
building a snowman to greet Spike.

[CHIRPING]

Please don't melt my snowman.
Don't, please don't.

It's for my new dog, Spike.

Please, please stop. Don't do it.

Drat. You can talk to the moon,
but the sun won't listen.

Look, Rerun. It's a postcard for Snoopy
from his brother, Spike.

"Dear Snoopy,

my friend and I are making a painful
journey across the country to see you."

"Painful"? Why would the trip be painful?

And who's the friend he's bringing?

I'm so excited that your brother's coming.

This will be
the best Christmas I've ever had.

You're crazy, Rerun.
Mom will never let you have a dog.

Besides, how in the world
will he ever be able to find you?

Dogs are very smart.
They can find their way anyplace.

They always know where they are.

- I don't believe it. He actually found us.
- [SQUEALS]

Look! There's Spike, Rerun.

[CHUCKLING]

[LAUGHING]

Spike, good grief.
You're as thin as a promise.

This is the most miserable-looking dog
I've ever seen.

I'm gonna take him home and feed him.

Hey! That's my blanket he's wearing.

Hospital robe.

What's that?

This is a milkshake for Spike.
I'm fattening him up.

I'm your brother.
How come you never make me a milkshake?

When he's through, you can lick the straw.

- You thought I couldn't do it, didn't you?
- Do what?

Well, Spike isn't skinny anymore.
I got him back in shape.

Come on out, Spike.
Show everybody how great you look.

How's Rerun doing with the fat Spike?

He's trying to teach him some games.

[SPIKE CHOMPS]

That looks like a good game.
What do you call it?

Slobber ball.

Okay, you put down a nine,
so I'll put down a ten.

Okay, you put down a jack,
so I'll put down a queen.

What kind of game are you guys playing?

We don't have the slightest idea.

Now what are you doing?

It's a jigsaw puzzle.
If the pieces don't fit, we make 'em fit.

A tooth! I've lost another tooth!
I must be getting old.

Next, I'll start losing my hair.

But I don't wanna go on the bike!

Mom wants you to help
pick out a Christmas tree.

But I don't wanna leave Spike.

Here you are, Rerun.
Spike will keep you company.

Look out for the tree!

- Look out for a truck!
- [TRUCK HONKS]

Look out for the fence! [SCREAMS]

I hate looking at the world
through my fingers.

Well, Spike has lost
all that weight I put on him.

It must have been the bike ride.

Anyway,
Mom says we can't keep Spike anymore.

She just felt sorry for him
because he looked so bad when he got here.

So what's going to happen to him?

Don't worry, Charlie Brown
will find a nice home for him.

You're asking our family
to adopt this dog?

Why not? He's Snoopy's big brother.

He's a good dog.
He's a full-blooded beagle.

That's what you say.
I say he's part beagle and part disaster.

He's been living just outside of Needles
with a bunch of coyotes.

I think
I'd rather have one of the coyotes.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Wouldn't you like to own a good watchdog?

Isn't this the sort of dog
you'd like to have with you

if you had someplace to go at night?

I sure wouldn't want to be seen
in the daylight with him.

I'm sorry, Charlie Brown.

Beethoven never owned a dog.

If Beethoven never owned a dog,
I guess I shouldn't either.

Beethoven would've liked this dog.

Well, Spike, I'm sorry
we couldn't find a home for you here,

but maybe you're better off
in the desert anyway.

Goodbye, Spike.
I'll really, really miss you.

Don't forget to write.

[RERUN]
I sure hope he gets a ride this time.

[CHARLIE] I hope so, too.

Little brother,

I realize
how upset you must be losing Spike,

so to make you forget about him,

I've signed you up
to be in our Christmas play.

Here's the script. Just memorize it.

I can't memorize.

Don't worry. You only have one line.
I'll help you.

We are here to tell you
of a wondrous light.

A wondrous light that was a star.

I wonder if there's any way
I can get outta here.

The wise men saw the star
and followed it from afar.

Psst, Lucy.

They found the stable in the night,
beneath the star, so big and bright.

What's the matter?

I can't remember my line.

The wise men left the presents there,
gift so precious and so rare.

What do you mean you can't remember it?

I can't remember.

Look up, look up, the star still stands,

seen by millions in the lands.

You better remember it right now,
you blockhead,

or when I get home, I'll slug you.

The star that shone at Bethlehem
still shines for us today.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you.

I hope Spike made it back home.

I hope he got home in time
to celebrate Christmas.

I drew a picture of your dog.
Would you like to buy it?

Are you a starving artist?
If you were a starving artist, I'd buy it.

All I had for breakfast was a waffle.

Well, can you at least ask Snoopy
to come out and pull me on my sled?

Is he coming out?

I don't know. He can't stop laughing.

Please ask him again.
I just want him to pull me a little ways.

He wants to know
if you have a silver harness

with golden bells and fancy tassels.

Hey, I'm lucky that I even have a sled.

Rerun really misses Spike.
Maybe you could help him with the sled.

[CHORTLES]

[RERUN] Maybe a dog is too much trouble.

Sometimes, I lie awake at night,
and I ask, "When will it all end?"

Then a voice comes to me that says,
"Right after the credits."