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hi guys so today I've got a mystery box
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I know what's in it
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but it's still a mystery to you guys um
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I don't know what this is gonna look like though
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but I'm very excited to open it so it's a very fun toy
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I've been wanting a new one of these for a while
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so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one
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it was a kind of expensive but it came really quickly
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this is it's really heavy
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so I assume it's quite heavy duty
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um oh gosh it's gonna take me ages to open
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for some reason I
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I prefer ripping parcels open
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rather than like opening them with Scissors
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but I can never do it oh
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there's like another box inside of it
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there's like there's like a mini box
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why does it come in such a big box
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so we got one thing here
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and then another thing here
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and then it's like a Russian doll
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there's like another box inside of this box
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I don't think that was quite necessary to be honest
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I don't need to be that big
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just want bloody cardboard to get rid of this
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where I'm drowning cardboard constantly
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everything comes in like cardboard packaging alright
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so I'm gonna open this one first
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and I'll see what's in here
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I actually don't have too good idea of what's in here
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so I'm gonna have to find out
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this is gonna be a pain for when I
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move down to London trying to get this down
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cause I tell you it is freaking heavy alright
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I'm just gonna use the Scissors
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so obviously this is like a 6 toy
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and I'm practically big
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and I'm practically heavy as fuck 6 toy
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okay oh
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oh my oh it comes in like a little case well
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that makes a little bit easier
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it's still heavy as hell
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but that makes it a bit easier
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this is the good shit
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this was this is expensive so it's high quality
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and I'm sure you can probably guess by now what it is
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I'm opening it is
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oh it is
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a phone machine ta da
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oh my God
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so now that you guys know it's fuck machine
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I've been wanting a new one for a while
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cause the other one that I have was so shit
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I'm a good fuck machine
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the dildo was really crap it was really crap dildo
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and it just wouldn't fuck me well enough you know
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I want to something a bit more sturdy
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we just got heaps of little boxes here um
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but anyway
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here's what the machine itself looks like ooh
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as you can see it's purple ooh yeah
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it's a lovely purple colour
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instead of that nasty hot pink no
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I'm joking I did like the colour of the last one
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it just wasn't very high quality holy fuck hmm
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there's something else in here oh
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oh God
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it's gonna be oh God I'm not a freaking engineer
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how do I set this up
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oh so it's got like these 4 like super heavy um
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metal poles
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oh bro I didn't realise it would be this much to set up
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oh God so this is from Highsmith
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that's the brand that I ordered this from um
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which is apparently a really good fuck machine brand
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so I can't wait to see
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also I actually have just realized what these are
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it came with like four or five different dildos
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so that's what those will be
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but you can see how nice the colour is
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oh my God and it's fucking
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it's like all shimmery and metallic
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and like when I tell you it's heavy
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this is heavy this is heavy freaking duty
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oh
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are there instructions
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oh yeah there are I hate reading instructions
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hi Smith
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ooh oh okay
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I didn't realize I have to like build this
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hi Smith
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it's like a pre oh Jesus Christ
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it's like a premium fuck machine
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alright I'll open these
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so I can give you guys a little sneak peek
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on what these dildos are
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oh this is a plug
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that's not a dildo that's a plug
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2 plugs in fact
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awesome
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please be a dildo please be a dildo
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that's a dildo
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yeah we have
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a lovely new coloured dildo
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very good quality it feels like very good quality
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which is nice I love the texture of this actually
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and then I believe this is also another dildo
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fuck yes this is the one that was in the photo
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which I was dead excited for
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fuck yes
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this is what I was excited for
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it is a pink like
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I don't know if I can say the word like
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um dildo
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you can see it's all sparkly
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holy shit that looks freaking cool as hell
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that's gonna be so fun it's also quite girthy as well
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so that's gonna that's gonna fit nice and snug
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yeah oh my God
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I'm so excited for that and it's purple as well
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so it matches the fuck machine
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not that it really matters to anyone else besides me
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but I love a bit of um colour coordination oh
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alright so we've got two dildos so far
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I think it came with four or three
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but this one looks quite short
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and then um I'll open this
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and then I'll have to try build the bloody thing
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oh it's not a dildo it only came with two oh
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this is the power thingy and it comes with a remote
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okay that's a lot too
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I think that's everything
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so we got two dildos and then this
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OK so we've got two leg bases
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these and then two leg rods wait
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what's the thrusting rod oh
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that's the frosting that's the thrusting rod
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these leg rods okay
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oh there's like screws and shit oh
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where's the Allen key you know what
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I actually did see a screw fall out at some point
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maybe I've just got like a screw loose I can't see it
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oh brother this guy stinks just ignore me
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um
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oh here
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you know it doesn't look too complicated
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but you see Alan Key I'm so comfortable with Alan Key
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you know I do have one
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so it's okay but this is an alligator thing
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why does this feel like loop
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oh it's a spring
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what the freak
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you know it's okay
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I do have an Allen key
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but they should really give you one
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alright maybe I need to go get an Allen key
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probably
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this is my box of tools
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um
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I'm looking for something like this
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but
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you are
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okay
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we are not getting anywhere still
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that is not the right size
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oh I found it
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I found it I found it
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here it is it was like hidden in the phone
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alright now we can get started properly
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I like to think of myself as a furniture building pro
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I'm not a freaking engineer
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um as us Kiwis say DIY is now DNA
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I don't yeah
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I think that was just like a Mitre 10 ad
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which is like a home improvement store
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and that was just like an advert of theirs
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I don't know
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it's just something like apparently Kiwis love like DIY
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it's just something we say it's quite strange
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righty tidy lefty loosey
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oh oh
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that one's not proper ah
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I know what's happened there was a
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there was a screw earlier
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maybe I've just got like a screw loose
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and I can't see it this thing
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and I must have fallen off the back of that
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because it's got nothing to screw into
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so I wonder like nothing was happening
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this is working now
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okay so this is how it's supposed to be
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and then I just need to do the other one
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yeah boy
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okay so now we've got these two metal pole stand
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freaking things
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oh yeah
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and we take these things off and slide
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slide that down to there
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seemingly maybe
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oh yep
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and then I think
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yeah sure
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haha
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there we go righty tidy lefty loosey
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okay so then we need to put the thrusting rod in
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which is this thing
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insert this into here
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we've got the power cord here
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wait what
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what's this spring for
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I thought it was finished
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where's the freaking one here it is
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oh yeah look it lit up
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um
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push the butterfly screw to the desired position
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tighten the butterfly screw clockwise clockwise
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and then
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there's heaps of other options you can go for as well
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but let me just see if I can turn it on first
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god last time I was using my like fuck machine I um
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I was playing with the dial
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cause it wasn't plugged in properly
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and then I pushed it in
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and it just started thrusting at me full speed
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cause I turned the dial up to like 100
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so it just started
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like thrusting at my vagina at like full speed
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ah
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oh my God
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okay
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so I feel like something's not right there
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because I feel like that should be moving shouldn't it
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I've been doing this for 34 minutes
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what the fuck
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what a contraption bloody hell
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so I'm gonna chuck this dildo on it
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and then we're gonna try it out
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let's see how this fits in
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oh oh
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it just clips in like that that's pretty solid
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fuck yeah
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oh I am ready my pussy is ready
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yeah boy
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okay I don't know how fast I'm gonna use it but uh yeah
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and if I wanna adjust it so it goes down a bit more
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you can kind of just do it like that
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and then that's all it is
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so I think I'm ready to use it now so let's get into it
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okay so
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I finally have on the fuck machine
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set up and ready to go
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I'm not gonna use the purple dildo yet
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I'll use it next time
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I thought it'd be better to start off with like
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a smaller small one for now
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cause I don't know how hard this thing's gonna go
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so let's get into it I'm so excited for this
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so excited
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this is a really good size dildo
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it's not like crazy big
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like the other one is very girthy
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um but I'll buy a matching set
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and do that one at a later point
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so you guys can be excited for that
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oh oh
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oh my God
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holy shit
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whoa
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that's dead good I think it confused me a little bit
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cause my last one didn't like go out very far
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but this one like probably fucks you
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oh shit
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you know I can just feel like how smooth
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how smooth it feels
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like the movements aren't very jerky like the last one
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it just goes in so smoothly
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that's much more enjoyable okay
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definitely worth the price tag
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ah ah ah
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hmm I love how deep that goes
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I'm definitely more of a deep girl than a
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like for hot and fast
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I just like it deep
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oh
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oh oh fuck
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okay
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I've turned it off momentarily because
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I'm a little bit hot now
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okay so let's turn this back up
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oh
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you guys wouldn't believe how deep this goes
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oh oh
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you can turn it up a little bit though
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oh oh
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oh
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oh oh
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hmm
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oh yeah
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oh
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hmm
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oh
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hmm
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oh
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oh
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oh fuck
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oh
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oh this is a proper fuck machine to be honest
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hmm
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oh
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oh
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this is everything that I wanted
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oh
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ah ah
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ah ah
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um
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ah
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ah
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ah so it's 1:13 at the moment
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ah
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oh
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oh
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oh God
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oh
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hmm oh hmm
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oh
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hmm
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oh
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hmm
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how the hell did they make it go so quietly
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hmm
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oh
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oh God
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oh okay
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oh I think that's enough
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oh
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fraught is right today
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oh
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thank you guys
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for watching this unboxing and viewing um
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I really hope you enjoyed watching it
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and if you're considering getting one of these
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yourselves take this as your sign to
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I'll see you all in the next video
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MUA
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hey guys welcome to today's video
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so I've decided to make a hysterical literature video
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finally um
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so today I'm gonna be reading you guys
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The Social Art of not giving a fuck um
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by Mark Manson and besides what this video is for
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which is for you guys to essentially come to me
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this is a really good book
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and you guys should actually read it
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I've read it once and it's really good book um
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I'm not gonna start off the first chapter
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because it's a bit depressing
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and it's talking about a guy who's like an alcoholic
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a gambler and a deadbeat and I was like hmm
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that doesn't feel very
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sexy to read out while you guys are trying to come
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so I thought I would start at a different chapter
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oh god
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that's about World War 2 here we go
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I think I found a good chapter guys
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so I'm just going to be holding
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I'm just going to be holding my vibrator to my pussy
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and you guys can see it
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because I've set up a different cam
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like a behind cam uh
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cause I know you guys love that so yeah
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let's get into it I really hope you guys enjoy
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okay 500 years ago
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cartographers believed that California was an island
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doctors believed that slicing a person's arm open
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could cure disease
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scientists believed that fire was made out of something
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called phlogiston phlogiston
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I don't know what that word is
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women
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believed that rubbing dog urine on their face had anti
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aging benefits
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that might turn on some of you
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astronomers
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believe that the sun revolved around the earth
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when I was a little boy
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I used to think mediocre was a kind of vegetable
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vegetable was a kind of veg
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vegetable that I didn't want to eat
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I thought my brother had found a secret
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passageway in my grandmother's house
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because he could get outside
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without having to leave the bathroom
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spoiler alert there was a window
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I also thought that
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when my friend and his family visited
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Washington BC they had somehow travel back in time
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to when the dinosaurs lived
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because after all BC was a long time ago
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same same
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ugh
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ugh this is a new sensation
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as a teenager
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I told everybody that I didn't care about anything
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when the truth was I cared about way too much
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other people ruled my world without even knowing
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I thought happiness was a destiny and not a choice
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I thought love was something that just happened
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not something that you worked for
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I thought being cool had to be practiced
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and Learned from others
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rather than invented for oneself
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same when I was with my first girlfriend
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I thought we'd be together forever
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and then when that relationship ended
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I thought
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I'd never feel the same way about a woman again
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and then I felt the same way about a woman again
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I thought that love sometimes just wasn't enough
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ah okay guys
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so I'm going to I'm just gonna take off my bottoms
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every step of the way I was wrong about everything
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throughout my life
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I've been flat out wrong about myself
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others society
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culture the world
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the universe everything
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ugh
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and I hope that will
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continue to be the case for the rest of my life
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just as present Mark can look back on past marks
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every flaw and mistake one day
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future Mark
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will look back on present Mark's assumptions
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including the contents of this book
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and notice similar flaws
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and that will be a good thing
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because that means I will have grown
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there's a famous Michael Jordan quote
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about him failing over and over again
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and that's why he succeeded
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well
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I'm always wrong about everything over and over again
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and that's why my life improves
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hey guys so sorry
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my vibrator died
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so I've just switched it out to the dummy 2 by Lovens
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um and I'm just gonna pick up where we left off
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growth is an endlessly iterative process
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when we learn something new
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we don't go from wrong to right
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rather we go from wrong to slightly less wrong
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and when we learn something additional
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we go from slightly less wrong
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to slightly less wrong than that
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and then to even less wrong than that and so on
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ugh we're always in the process of approaching
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truth and perfection
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without ever actually reaching truth or perfection
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we shouldn't seek to find the
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the ultimate right answer for ourselves
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but rather we should seek to chip away at the ways
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that we're wrong today
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so we can be a little bit less wrong tomorrow
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when viewed from this perspective
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personal growth can actually be quite scientific
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our values are hypothetical hypothesis
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this behaviour is good and important
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that other behaviour is not
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ugh
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our actions are the experiments
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the resulting
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emotions and thought patterns are our data
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there is no correction dogma or perfect ideology
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there is only what your experience has shown you to be
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right for you
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and even then
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that experience is probably somewhat wrong too
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ugh
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fuck and because you and I and everybody else
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oh oh oh oh
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fuck
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I could not oh
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that was it that was hard
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and because you and I
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and everybody else all have different
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differing needs
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and personal histories and life circumstances
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we will all inevitably come to differing
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correct answers about what our lives mean
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and how they should be lived
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my correct answer involves
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travelling alone for years on end
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living in obscure places and laughing at my own farts
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or at least that was correct answer up until recently
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that answer will change and evolve because I change
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and evolve
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and as I grow older and more experienced
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I chip away at how wrong I am
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becoming less and less wrong every day
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many people become so obsessed
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with being right about their life
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that they never end up actually living it
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a certain woman is single and lonely
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and wants a partner but she never gets out of the house
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and does anything about it
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a certain man works his ass off
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and believes he deserves a promotion
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but he never explicitly says it to his boss
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ugh
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they told that they're afraid of failure
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of rejection of someone saying no
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but that's not it I'm gonna go
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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how's it close
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sure rejection hurt
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sure rejection hurts failure sucks
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but there are particular certainties that we hold on to
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certainties that we're afraid to question of
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or to question or let go of
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values that have been given our lives
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meaning over the years
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sure rejection hurts
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failure sucks
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but there are particular certainties that we hold on to
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certainties that we're afraid to question or let go of
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values that have given our lives meaning over the years
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that woman doesn't get out there and date
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because she would be forced to confront her beliefs
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about her own desirability
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that man doesn't ask for the promotion
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because he would have to confront his beliefs
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about what his skills are actually worth
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ugh it's easier to sit in a painful certainty
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that nobody will find you attractive
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that nobody appreciates your talents
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than to actually test those beliefs
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and find out for sure
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beliefs of this sort that I'm not attractive enough
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so why bother or that my boss is an asshole
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so why bother
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are designed to give us moderate comfort now
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by mortgaging greater happiness and success later on
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they're terrible long term strategies
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yet we cling to them because we assume they're right
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because we assume
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we already know what's supposed to happen
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in other words we assume we know how the story ends
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certainty is enemy of growth
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nothing is for certain until it has already happened
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and even then it's still debatable
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this way accepting the inevitable
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perfections of our values
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is necessary for any growth to take place
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instead of striving for certainty
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we should be in constant search of doubt
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doubt about our own beliefs
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doubt about our own feelings
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doubt about what the future may hold for us
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unless we get out there and create for ourselves
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00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:44,433
oh oh
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00:31:53,366 --> 00:31:54,166
oh
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00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:57,633
oh oh
567
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:00,100
oh oh
568
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:04,900
okay guys
569
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:08,033
so I think I need to end in that reading there
570
00:32:08,033 --> 00:32:11,333
um I did come like quite a few times
571
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,400
it was very like reading reading out loud while like
572
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,400
holding a vibrator to my clit was like
573
00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:19,966
a different feeling hey
574
00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:22,166
it was like I was trying to focus on that
575
00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:27,700
but it was so hard to not focus on the feeling of like
576
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,533
vibrations on my vagina
577
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,300
so that was fun I I really enjoyed that
578
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,233
so hopefully I will make some more hysterical
579
00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:38,000
literature videos like this
580
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,366
but I really hope you guys enjoyed it
581
00:32:40,366 --> 00:32:42,033
please let me know what you think
582
00:32:42,033 --> 00:32:44,900
and please let me know if you guys have any book
583
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,100
ideas of what you'd like me to read out next time
584
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,033
but yeah
585
00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:50,700
let me know what you guys thought of this video
586
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,266
and I'll see you soon
587
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:03,900
oh sorry I didn't see you there
588
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,033
welcome back to another cheeky and zed
589
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:09,066
hysterical literature reading
590
00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:12,466
today I have a very fun a match trade out to you guys
591
00:34:12,466 --> 00:34:16,100
can you take a guess as to what one of the teams are
592
00:34:25,266 --> 00:34:27,400
okay fine I'll tell you guys
593
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,300
we are going to be reading
594
00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:31,366
the Liverpool versus Arsenal
595
00:34:31,366 --> 00:34:33,033
match of the Football League
596
00:34:33,033 --> 00:34:35,666
First Division 1989
597
00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,100
now if you know your football knowledge
598
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,466
you may have noticed
599
00:34:45,466 --> 00:34:47,100
that this shirt that I'm wearing is
600
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:47,900
in fact
601
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,933
the shirt that Liverpool played in during this match
602
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,666
it is the 1989 91 home shared
603
00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:07,633
so let's get into today's match
604
00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:10,100
I hope you guys are very excited
605
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,900
and I also hope that you really enjoy watching
606
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,233
so fellas for today's match
607
00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:25,600
I'm going to be using this big vibrating unicorn wand
608
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,266
um because why the fuck not
609
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,900
so let's turn it on
610
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,600
ugh
611
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,566
it's a continuous vibration good good good okay
612
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:46,533
okay guys let's get into it
613
00:36:10,966 --> 00:36:14,466
Arsenal's youngsters last night came of age and
614
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:17,966
were crowned as champions of champions
615
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:20,600
in the most astonishingly dramatic fashion
616
00:36:20,866 --> 00:36:23,000
in the closing seconds of a season
617
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,800
which had lasted for nine months
618
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,166
and amid almost unbearable tension
619
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,300
Michael Thomas changed the destiny of the title
620
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,733
with a deceptively simple prod
621
00:36:33,966 --> 00:36:36,633
his majestic goal worthy of the occasion
622
00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:40,333
defied belief logic and all expectation
623
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,166
so did Arsenal's performance as a whole
624
00:36:43,366 --> 00:36:46,833
the result leaves both teams on 76 points
625
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,400
with the same goal difference
626
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,100
but Arsenal became champions
627
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,100
because they have scored more goals
628
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,666
Liverpool were heavily favored
629
00:36:56,066 --> 00:36:56,866
ah ah
630
00:36:59,066 --> 00:36:59,866
ah ah ah
631
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,466
that was so quick
632
00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:10,666
Liverpool were heavily favoured to extend to 25
633
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,900
their prolonged unbeaten sequence
634
00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:14,800
stretching back to New Year's Day
635
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,266
and to create a notable piece of history
636
00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:20,533
no other club had won the double twice
637
00:37:20,766 --> 00:37:22,833
at the close at the close
638
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,366
the Liverpool players sank to their knees
639
00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:27,100
unable to comprehend the defeat
640
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:29,400
and its dispiriting consequences
641
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:39,233
they and their followers though equally stunned
642
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,200
picked themselves up
643
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,800
and magnanimously offered their congratulations
644
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,033
before leaving the stage to the side
645
00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:47,766
which had earned its unforeseen glory
646
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,733
let's turn it up a little bit guys
647
00:37:53,066 --> 00:37:54,100
oh my God
648
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,066
a silky red banner proclaimed
649
00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:01,100
you name it we've won it
650
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,966
Liverpool have indeed won the FA Cup
651
00:38:03,966 --> 00:38:06,200
the Professional Footballers Association
652
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,366
Fair play award
653
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,100
and Nicoll was voted the player of the year
654
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:13,166
but the principal honour belongs to George Graham
655
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,100
the strongest candidate for the manager of the year
656
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,566
and his side
657
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,166
Graham controversially disrupted
658
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,566
an apparently successful formation
659
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,433
at the beginning of last month
660
00:38:24,433 --> 00:38:26,700
and introduced a sweeper system
661
00:38:26,966 --> 00:38:28,366
with hindsight the move
662
00:38:28,366 --> 00:38:31,133
might have been designed to complete the script
663
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:36,300
which unfolded in front of the television cameras
664
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,933
last night the ploy worked to perfection
665
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,266
and confirming that the tactic should not be regarded
666
00:38:43,266 --> 00:38:45,100
necessarily as negative
667
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:48,700
Arsenal turned predictions upside down
668
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,100
their most experienced individual
669
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,833
O'leary had admitted
670
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,900
that Anfield is the hardest place in the world
671
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:59,466
to win by one goal let alone by two
672
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,166
the possibility became genuine in the 53rd minute
673
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,266
before the kick off delayed by 10 minutes
674
00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:11,333
to allow the capacity crowd to take their places
675
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,100
Arsenal threw banquets of red roses to the spectators
676
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,033
their charming gesture of generosity ended abruptly
677
00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:24,700
and they subjected their host to undisguised ferocity
678
00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:27,966
no one was more committed than Adams
679
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,400
nor more influential than Thomas
680
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,400
two comparative youths
681
00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:34,466
whose England international careers
682
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:35,900
have been suspended
683
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:41,166
the contribution of Winterburn suggested again
684
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,800
that this that his should soon begin
685
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:46,466
ah
686
00:39:46,466 --> 00:39:50,566
Arsenal restricted Liverpool to two long range attempts
687
00:39:50,566 --> 00:39:54,633
in the first half rush struck the first with such force
688
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:57,700
that he pulled a groin muscle and had to be withdrawn
689
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,066
and had threatened themselves twice
690
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,700
Nicholl cleared Ball's header off the line
691
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:08,266
and Smith glanced a free kick curled in by Winterburn
692
00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:09,400
narrowly wide
693
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:13,366
the two combined more precisely after the interval
694
00:40:13,766 --> 00:40:18,800
after Smith had stooped to nod in his 23rd league goal
695
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,900
ah the outcome of the game and potentially
696
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:24,466
of the championship hung in the balance
697
00:40:24,766 --> 00:40:25,633
the referee
698
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,900
surrounded by Liverpool league and complaints
699
00:40:27,966 --> 00:40:29,600
asked for a second opinion
700
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,566
and the linesman supported his original verdict
701
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,633
oh
702
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:37,666
oh my gosh
703
00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:51,100
oh my gosh there's so many functions on this guys
704
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,800
thereafter the legs
705
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,133
and the concentration of Liverpool began to buckle
706
00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:36,000
sensing that they were losing control of their own fate
707
00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:38,900
their touches became uncharacteristically edgy
708
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:41,466
and their followers grew increasingly anxious
709
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,466
never more so
710
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:45,366
seemingly than a quarter of an hour from the end
711
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,400
then Thomas
712
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,566
released by Richardson had Liverpool at his mercy
713
00:41:49,566 --> 00:41:52,800
but he snatched at the possibility and grub
714
00:41:52,866 --> 00:41:54,466
grub grub
715
00:41:54,466 --> 00:41:55,266
LA
716
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,200
who had never finished on the losing side
717
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,366
in 28 previous appearances this season
718
00:42:01,366 --> 00:42:03,133
collected the half hit shot
719
00:42:03,266 --> 00:42:07,733
after Halton and Aldridge had squandered opportunities
720
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,633
the ball was swept from one end of the pitch
721
00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:13,466
to the other
722
00:42:13,466 --> 00:42:17,333
where Thomas brought the season to a thrilling climax
723
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,400
after the unseemingly
724
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,000
unseemingly behavior of the spectators at Wimbledon
725
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,766
at the unseemingly
726
00:42:33,933 --> 00:42:36,366
behaviour of the spectators at Wembley
727
00:42:36,366 --> 00:42:39,633
last Saturday it was heartening to witness the conduct
728
00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:45,066
of the crowd of 41,718 inside the arena
729
00:42:45,066 --> 00:42:46,800
which shuddered with noise
730
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,066
throughout the extraordinary evening
731
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,200
in elation and in despair
732
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,466
everybody restrained themselves
733
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,300
ah ah
734
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,800
ah
735
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,200
ah
736
00:43:37,966 --> 00:43:39,500
I'm gonna come
737
00:43:41,433 --> 00:43:42,533
I'm coming
738
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:05,100
so I really hope that you guys enjoyed that match
739
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:09,533
um I kind of struggled a little bit to focus
740
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:11,500
and come at the same time
741
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,100
so I kind of like came at the end
742
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,833
after when I could like
743
00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,366
focus on it a little bit more'cause like
744
00:44:18,366 --> 00:44:18,900
sometimes
745
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,800
I feel like you have to really focus on your orgasm
746
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,866
to orgasm and that's really hard to do um
747
00:44:24,866 --> 00:44:27,366
while you're reading so this year
748
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,800
sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't
749
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,900
my tea's all cold now but yeah
750
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,800
I really hope that you guys did enjoy that match
751
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:43,066
the end result was Arsenal Liverpool 2 nil
752
00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:45,700
so Boo
753
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,800
I really wanted to choose one
754
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,466
where Liverpool did win the match
755
00:44:49,466 --> 00:44:50,600
and there are plenty
756
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:54,266
but none that I had the shirts for
757
00:44:54,366 --> 00:44:56,200
but I did have the shirt for this one
758
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,266
so so yeah
759
00:44:57,266 --> 00:44:59,766
I really hope that you guys are enjoying the series
760
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:02,166
so far I do love making it
761
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,400
I was away the last week in a bit
762
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,766
so um
763
00:45:05,766 --> 00:45:07,433
that's why we had no new
764
00:45:07,433 --> 00:45:09,166
hysterical literature last week
765
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,433
but I do hope that you guys would like me to
766
00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:14,200
continue on with this series
767
00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:16,666
if you guys have any teams or countries
768
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:19,433
you would like me to find a football match for
769
00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:22,100
and wear a shirt that relates to that match
770
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:25,800
then please comment down below and I will try my best
771
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,400
thank you all so much for watching
772
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,066
and I will see you all in the next video
773
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:32,500
mwah
774
00:46:36,566 --> 00:46:38,500
oh I didn't see you there
775
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,800
welcome back to another episode of cheeky m Z
776
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,166
hysterical reading
777
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:52,633
so today I have a very fun match to read out
778
00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:53,666
to you guys
779
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,833
we are going to be reading a match between Arsenal
780
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:57,966
and Man United
781
00:46:57,966 --> 00:47:01,233
that took place in 1958 and today
782
00:47:01,233 --> 00:47:04,066
I'm going to be using my rabbit vibrator
783
00:47:04,066 --> 00:47:05,700
that sits on my clit
784
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:09,933
and I can also insert into my pussy as well
785
00:47:10,133 --> 00:47:10,766
um so
786
00:47:10,766 --> 00:47:13,100
I'm just going to leave this sitting
787
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,433
while I try and read out this
788
00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:17,500
a summary of this match to you guys
789
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,766
I hope you guys like my little teapot and
790
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:22,200
teacup that I bought
791
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,900
specifically for historical literature
792
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,566
so let's get into the video
793
00:47:27,566 --> 00:47:30,000
and I really hope that you guys enjoy watching
794
00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:38,466
huh okay guys
795
00:47:38,466 --> 00:47:40,266
it is a little hot in here
796
00:47:40,266 --> 00:47:43,666
because it's still technically summer in New Zealand
797
00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:47,666
so I have just taken off just unzipped
798
00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:51,066
unbuttoned my little Care Bear pajamas
799
00:47:51,066 --> 00:47:52,933
um hope that you like them
800
00:47:53,133 --> 00:47:55,600
and yeah this is the toy
801
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,233
so I'm just going to insert it
802
00:47:58,233 --> 00:48:01,700
and then we will get started with some reading
803
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,400
oh
804
00:48:08,033 --> 00:48:08,966
oh
805
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:12,600
this toy slides in so well
806
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,366
oh that's the one
807
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,900
oh okay it is on
808
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:34,900
oh
809
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:38,266
and then every now and then I will crank it up an notch
810
00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,500
but let's get into it
811
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:56,233
in the winter of 1957 to 58
812
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:59,866
Manchester United were trailing Wolverhampton Wanderers
813
00:49:00,066 --> 00:49:04,133
in pursuit of a third successive league championship
814
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:07,766
but having defied the Football League to take part
815
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:11,166
they were through to the last eight of the European Cup
816
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,466
oh
817
00:49:14,966 --> 00:49:16,766
after winning the home league 2
818
00:49:16,766 --> 00:49:18,000
1 they were due to
819
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,766
travel to Belgrade to face Red Star
820
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:23,333
in the second leg of the quarter final
821
00:49:23,433 --> 00:49:28,200
but first Busby Babes faced a league game at Arsenal
822
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,700
there was a whiff of the old days at Highbury
823
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:38,866
on Saturday
824
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,400
there must have been some premonition about it too
825
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400
the crowds fairly poured in
826
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,166
a 64,000 gathering filling to the rim of the stadium
827
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,000
far up where it cut a grey sky
828
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:53,800
and they were fairly repaid with a feast
829
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,000
as the giants of yesterday and today
830
00:49:56,166 --> 00:50:00,966
fought a chivalrous chivalrous
831
00:50:00,966 --> 00:50:03,300
yeah wavering struggle
832
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,000
ugh
833
00:50:06,433 --> 00:50:08,500
there were two heroic phases
834
00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:11,266
it will take a month of Sundays to forget them
835
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,700
the first came shortly after half time
836
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,266
when in the bat of an eyelid
837
00:50:15,266 --> 00:50:18,366
precisely two minutes and 30 seconds on the top
838
00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:19,966
stopwatch heard
839
00:50:19,966 --> 00:50:23,066
and Bloomfield twice put the ball in Greg's net
840
00:50:23,066 --> 00:50:25,300
three times to wipe out United's 3
841
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:26,933
nil lead at the interval
842
00:50:29,866 --> 00:50:32,400
let's turn it up a little bit guys
843
00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:35,633
oh
844
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,300
that set a spark to the gunpowder
845
00:50:42,433 --> 00:50:44,766
it stirred some of the Arsenal atmosphere
846
00:50:44,766 --> 00:50:47,800
if not the skill of a quarter of a century ago
847
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,666
when Holm Jack Lambert
848
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:53,066
James and bastard was sweeping all before them
849
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,866
oh fuck
850
00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:56,900
it was Admiral
851
00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:00,533
but perhaps even more Admiral was the Manchester reply
852
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:01,433
lesser sides
853
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,400
would have wilted in the face of such a cruel blast
854
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,800
the wall of noise
855
00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:09,766
that thundered over the stadium
856
00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:12,100
fed Arsenal's sudden ecstasy
857
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:17,333
and added to the assault but put to the touch United
858
00:51:17,466 --> 00:51:23,966
showed their metal as if they were nonchalant
859
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:25,866
as if they were nonchalantly
860
00:51:25,866 --> 00:51:27,600
dismissing a troublesome fly
861
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,266
they suddenly spun two more intricate
862
00:51:30,266 --> 00:51:32,233
precision moves to leap ahead again
863
00:51:32,233 --> 00:51:33,900
to 5 three
864
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:36,400
ugh
865
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,666
here was their true pedigree
866
00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:46,033
through Arsenal came once more to 4
867
00:51:46,033 --> 00:51:48,400
5 leaving the
868
00:51:50,766 --> 00:51:52,966
the end on a razor's edge
869
00:51:55,966 --> 00:51:56,766
oh
870
00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,933
stumbling out of Highbury at the close
871
00:52:01,366 --> 00:52:04,166
one took away to clear impressions
872
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,466
struggling out of Highbury at the close
873
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:11,533
stumbling out of Hyberry fuck
874
00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:13,000
I can't read this
875
00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:16,866
stumbling out of Hyberry at the one at the
876
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,766
stumbling out of Highbury at the close
877
00:52:20,866 --> 00:52:22,033
one took away
878
00:52:22,033 --> 00:52:23,600
two clear impressions
879
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,500
that the old Arsenal spirit still remains
880
00:52:26,566 --> 00:52:28,566
for something fresh to be kindled
881
00:52:28,566 --> 00:52:30,700
under the new leadership of Bowen
882
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,800
who had an inspiring match at left half
883
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,566
and that Manchester United
884
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,800
now appear to have committed themselves to an all out
885
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,066
attack in the effort to overtake Wolves
886
00:52:41,066 --> 00:52:43,200
at the head of the championship
887
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:50,733
oh oh
888
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,066
it matches the Hungarian outlook of four years ago
889
00:52:57,066 --> 00:52:59,166
and seems to say in so many words
890
00:52:59,433 --> 00:53:01,900
alright if you score 3 4
891
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,500
5 we will score 4
892
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:04,800
5 6
893
00:53:05,066 --> 00:53:08,000
Arsenal too caught much of the same buoyancy
894
00:53:08,033 --> 00:53:10,366
although three goals down at interval
895
00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:17,700
they yet shared much of the pattern
896
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:19,800
as Bowen and the bustling Groves
897
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,666
wandering inwards from the right wing
898
00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:25,900
drove them on where they failed over those early stages
899
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:30,033
was a lack of penetration and ideas
900
00:53:30,033 --> 00:53:32,266
once the penalty area came in sight
901
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,400
oh
902
00:53:42,466 --> 00:53:43,266
oh
903
00:53:46,033 --> 00:53:46,833
oh
904
00:53:48,466 --> 00:53:49,266
oh
905
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:55,700
oh
906
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:24,266
where they failed over those early stages
907
00:54:24,266 --> 00:54:26,700
was a lack of penetration and ideas
908
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:28,800
once the penalty area came in sight
909
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,733
there heard Bloomfield taps
910
00:54:31,866 --> 00:54:34,766
and nut turned along the lines of latitude
911
00:54:34,766 --> 00:54:38,800
in a vain quest to search out the areas between Jones
912
00:54:38,966 --> 00:54:41,733
Burn and other Manchester defenders
913
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:46,400
gaps there were in the Manchester portcullis
914
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,500
but until that extraordinary upheaval later
915
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,000
Arsenal failed to nose their way through
916
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,400
ugh
917
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,266
how different was the Manchester attacking conception
918
00:54:56,266 --> 00:54:59,766
with Taylor a mobile hub and Coleman the Link
919
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:01,366
Scanlon Violet
920
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,200
Charlton and Morgan's flew down the lines of longitude
921
00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:08,966
switching the ball with a swift flowing precision
922
00:55:10,966 --> 00:55:12,266
ah Scanlan
923
00:55:12,266 --> 00:55:12,833
for one
924
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:16,000
showed a clear pair of heels to everyone in sight
925
00:55:16,033 --> 00:55:19,766
while young Charlton underlined his growing poise at
926
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:21,566
while young Charlton
927
00:55:21,566 --> 00:55:24,366
underlined his growing poise and stamina
928
00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:26,700
with a mature powerful display
929
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,866
as a foil to the nomadic Taylor and Violet
930
00:55:30,566 --> 00:55:33,166
his sharp shooting from any angle alone
931
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:35,433
is worth a trick or two to this new
932
00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:36,766
young Manchester line
933
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:40,666
that is rapidly finding the winged feet of Mercury
934
00:55:43,233 --> 00:55:45,566
the combined their combined speed
935
00:55:45,566 --> 00:55:47,366
left Arsenal's timid
936
00:55:47,366 --> 00:55:50,700
finishing in a state of bankruptcy by the interval
937
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,100
ugh first
938
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:58,400
Edwards cruised up to the edge of the penalty area
939
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,066
to shoot home a square pass from Morgan's
940
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,766
under Kelsey's late dive that was after 10 minutes
941
00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:08,966
by the half hour Arsenal had raised a counter attack
942
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:13,266
and it was now that there came a typical Manchester
943
00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:16,166
reposte at one end Greg
944
00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:17,266
with the speed of light
945
00:56:17,266 --> 00:56:20,333
made a superb diving save to Grove's header
946
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,066
oh fuck
947
00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:32,200
from his clearance
948
00:56:32,366 --> 00:56:35,133
Scammell sprinted 70 yards down the left
949
00:56:35,366 --> 00:56:37,300
chased all the way by the Tapscott
950
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:40,866
full tilt overflashed the centre
951
00:56:41,033 --> 00:56:45,000
and Charlton crash the ball home bang
952
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,500
instead of one all
953
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:50,400
it was two nil to United and before the half time
954
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,333
three nil when Taylor swept in Morgan's pass
955
00:56:54,266 --> 00:56:57,600
by then too Charlton had had two certain goals
956
00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:01,900
diverted by the remarkable interceptions of Arsenal's
957
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:04,666
full backs covering a helpless goalkeeper
958
00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:09,500
so Manchester United settled down to coast home
959
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,633
gently of the last half
960
00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:15,533
and the rest of us to some peaceful academic browsing
961
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,133
I'm gonna go
962
00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,100
oh God
963
00:57:30,266 --> 00:57:32,200
oh this is getting hard guys
964
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,333
by then too
965
00:57:35,466 --> 00:57:37,600
Charlton had two certain goals
966
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,700
diverted by the remarkable interceptions
967
00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:42,833
of Arsenal's fullbacks covering a hapless goalkeeper
968
00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:44,200
sorry I read that already
969
00:57:44,566 --> 00:57:46,133
so Manchester United
970
00:57:46,266 --> 00:57:49,266
settled down to coast home gently over the last half
971
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:53,333
and the rest of us to some peaceful academic browsing
972
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,766
suddenly the peace was shattered
973
00:57:57,566 --> 00:57:58,700
with half an hour left
974
00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:02,100
there came a huge explosion heard volleyed
975
00:58:02,366 --> 00:58:04,133
heard volley volleyed
976
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,733
heard volleyed in a lob from the tireless Bowen
977
00:58:07,966 --> 00:58:10,866
Bloomfield held out Groves's clever header
978
00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,266
and almost at once
979
00:58:12,266 --> 00:58:14,900
proceeded to glance a deep centre from nut
980
00:58:14,900 --> 00:58:17,000
off his eyebrows past Greig's eye
981
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,133
all these at close range it was no hallucination
982
00:58:21,266 --> 00:58:25,600
here was reality Arsenal were level at 3 all
983
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,966
and Manchester had been taken by the ears
984
00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:30,700
the crowd thundered like a turbulent sea
985
00:58:31,766 --> 00:58:32,566
ah
986
00:58:34,066 --> 00:58:37,100
now the now the champions changed gear
987
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,666
Charlton's fed the swift scambling
988
00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:42,100
and little Violet appeared like a Jack in the box
989
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:44,666
to hit them into the lead again
990
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,233
next Coleman sent Morgan's away
991
00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,733
and Taylor taking the last pass
992
00:58:50,033 --> 00:58:53,366
cotton to beat Kelsey from an acute angle
993
00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:01,200
oh fuck it was 5 3 to the United
994
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,233
who would open their eyes again but Bowen and Groves
995
00:59:04,233 --> 00:59:08,333
now a Power a inside right still has something to say
996
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:11,266
ah they opened the way for her
997
00:59:11,266 --> 00:59:12,900
and away went Tapscott
998
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,500
to steer his shot inside the far post
999
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,500
ah ah
1000
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,433
this is the moment he was doing a war dance
1001
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:22,900
but mercifully that was the finish
1002
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:25,933
there was no breath left in anyone ah
1003
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,400
oh you come
1004
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,266
ah ah ah ah
1005
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,366
oh how they knew
1006
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,166
they had
1007
00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:43,366
finally fashioned something of which to be so proud
1008
00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,866
that's it guys
1009
00:59:56,666 --> 00:59:59,100
that's a match fuck
1010
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,500
how do I turn this fucking thing off
1011
01:00:17,466 --> 01:00:20,166
oh fuck that was crazy
1012
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,000
that feels so good
1013
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,333
oh my God I want more
1014
01:00:40,066 --> 01:00:42,700
so guys thank you so much for watching this video
1015
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,666
I really hope you enjoyed it
1016
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:46,266
that was really intense using
1017
01:00:46,266 --> 01:00:50,066
like this toy instead of like just holding a vibrator
1018
01:00:50,066 --> 01:00:51,300
I think um
1019
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,900
compared to the last video
1020
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,200
I much prefer this
1021
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,866
because like this slides into my pussy
1022
01:00:57,866 --> 01:00:59,466
and it feels so fucking good
1023
01:00:59,466 --> 01:01:00,633
with this going on my clit
1024
01:01:00,633 --> 01:01:01,366
at the same time
1025
01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:04,033
like this is a good toy for hysterectomy literature
1026
01:01:04,033 --> 01:01:07,100
as you can see it is a little bit wet
1027
01:01:07,366 --> 01:01:08,633
and if you are lucky
1028
01:01:08,633 --> 01:01:10,433
enough to see the pussy cam version
1029
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:13,700
then you will see me pulling it out of me
1030
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:15,766
and it looks so lovely um
1031
01:01:15,766 --> 01:01:18,700
so yeah I can't hear super well right now
1032
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,500
sometimes when I get like a really
1033
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,866
really intense orgasm
1034
01:01:21,866 --> 01:01:23,833
like my ears are just like ringing
1035
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:26,933
and I can't think properly so give me a second
1036
01:01:35,633 --> 01:01:37,800
if you if you guys enjoyed this video
1037
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,866
please leave a like
1038
01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:41,166
and let me know what you thought of it
1039
01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,433
but other than that
1040
01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:44,766
I will see you guys in the next video
1041
01:01:45,466 --> 01:01:46,900
Mwah
1042
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,400
um
1043
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:14,100
why can I get this straight
1044
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,866
it doesn't look like it's straight
1045
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,766
well that doesn't look like I'm Australian
1046
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,933
Focus please
1047
01:02:33,566 --> 01:02:37,500
alright let's go set some dildos up in my shower
1048
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,100
I've got 8 dildos to stick to the wall
1049
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:42,900
so let's see how it's gonna go
1050
01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,033
hey everyone so
1051
01:02:45,033 --> 01:02:47,800
this is gonna be a little bit of an interesting video
1052
01:02:48,066 --> 01:02:51,366
I've decided to start taking fan mail requests
1053
01:02:51,366 --> 01:02:52,966
because I had a really
1054
01:02:52,966 --> 01:02:55,666
interesting one come in from a user on fansly
1055
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:59,133
the other day let me read the message out to you guys
1056
01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:00,700
dear Cheeky m Z
1057
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:04,000
I would love for you to stick multiple dildos
1058
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:06,033
up on the wall in your shower
1059
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:09,666
as many dildos as you have and spit roast yourself
1060
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,200
kind regards a big fan
1061
01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:15,300
this idea stood out to me so much
1062
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:18,166
because I thought it would be absolutely hilarious
1063
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:19,633
to have just shit
1064
01:03:19,633 --> 01:03:22,600
tons of dildos stuck up on the wall in my shower
1065
01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,100
I feel like they need a little bit of water
1066
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,633
I don't know I just clean them all
1067
01:03:26,633 --> 01:03:30,466
so let's uh give it a go
1068
01:03:30,466 --> 01:03:33,400
some of them always stick to the wall real good
1069
01:03:33,566 --> 01:03:34,866
and then others don't
1070
01:03:35,633 --> 01:03:37,333
OK I think that's a good height
1071
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:39,700
alright that's a good height
1072
01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:44,400
and then I think this one's a good one for
1073
01:03:48,566 --> 01:03:49,666
oh yeah
1074
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,400
that's a little bit
1075
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:55,600
oh yeah that's okay
1076
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,000
that's alright
1077
01:04:05,166 --> 01:04:06,766
um cameraman
1078
01:04:06,766 --> 01:04:08,500
can you please pass me some toilet paper
1079
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,966
so I did it and now
1080
01:04:10,966 --> 01:04:12,400
I'm gonna recount to you guys
1081
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,100
how the filming of it went
1082
01:04:18,766 --> 01:04:21,700
I just need to dry it before I check them on
1083
01:04:26,566 --> 01:04:28,866
but I can already tell when I turn the shower on
1084
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:31,766
they might start falling off in droves
1085
01:04:34,033 --> 01:04:35,300
life is full of hope
1086
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,133
while feeling for the soul
1087
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,966
that one's just too heavy
1088
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,200
that one's too heavy I'll try stick it up here
1089
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,366
big ass heavy dong
1090
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,333
to be fair that was not very suctiony let me move on
1091
01:05:02,433 --> 01:05:03,400
I knew
1092
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,166
the setup for it would be a little bit of a challenge
1093
01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:09,333
but good thing I'm always up for a challenge
1094
01:05:23,566 --> 01:05:27,400
perfect this one's also really big
1095
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,400
balls on top or balls on the bottom
1096
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,733
I think balls on the bottom works better to be honest
1097
01:05:42,766 --> 01:05:45,066
I guess you just gotta give it a good whack on
1098
01:05:45,266 --> 01:05:48,033
I went up to my secret sex toy cupboard
1099
01:05:48,033 --> 01:05:51,433
and tried to find as many dildos as I could
1100
01:05:51,433 --> 01:05:53,900
ranging from my tentacle dildos
1101
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:56,766
fuck yeah to my favourite BBC's
1102
01:05:59,633 --> 01:06:01,000
excuse me camera
1103
01:06:01,266 --> 01:06:03,366
it took me a few tries to get them all
1104
01:06:03,366 --> 01:06:04,500
suction to the wall
1105
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,600
but after giving them a good thwack
1106
01:06:07,633 --> 01:06:10,400
they were like ready for my pussy and my mouth
1107
01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:12,000
ready for my pussy
1108
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,200
um
1109
01:06:22,366 --> 01:06:24,166
it's nice and sturdy no
1110
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,133
I think I am gonna have trouble with these ones
1111
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,066
then we need to go up on that side oh
1112
01:06:28,066 --> 01:06:30,166
to be fair this one could actually go on the floor
1113
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,233
there were two massive ones that were just like
1114
01:06:33,233 --> 01:06:36,633
too big to stick up on the wall um
1115
01:06:36,633 --> 01:06:37,600
they were just like too heavy
1116
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,900
and they kept falling down
1117
01:06:38,900 --> 01:06:40,333
big ass heavy dumb
1118
01:06:40,366 --> 01:06:42,700
so I decided to suction those ones to the floor
1119
01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:44,100
so that I could ride them
1120
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,133
I'm gonna put this one on the floor
1121
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:50,933
because that seems like a suitable place to put it
1122
01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:53,400
cool
1123
01:06:53,466 --> 01:06:57,733
so we got 7 dildos stuck on now the house of dildos
1124
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,366
hmm I probably just keep sucking this one to the floor
1125
01:07:01,366 --> 01:07:02,000
and not to the ones
1126
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
I think sex on the walls are pretty good effort
1127
01:07:04,866 --> 01:07:06,400
maybe I need more such a dildo
1128
01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:10,100
here is my house of dildos now
1129
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:15,500
and now I'm gonna spit roast myself and yeah
1130
01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:16,400
have some fun
1131
01:07:23,233 --> 01:07:24,633
now as I said before
1132
01:07:24,633 --> 01:07:27,066
I knew this was gonna be a bit of a challenge
1133
01:07:27,066 --> 01:07:32,100
so I enlisted my trusty flatmate to be my flopper
1134
01:07:34,966 --> 01:07:35,766
sink
1135
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,600
some of these dildos were like massive
1136
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,566
so I honestly just wanted to make sure my pussy
1137
01:07:42,566 --> 01:07:45,933
was all warmed up before I started using them oh
1138
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:49,200
ah wait can you see the glish
1139
01:07:56,266 --> 01:07:58,000
I bent over my office chair
1140
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,700
and my fluffers started playing with my clit
1141
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:03,400
and inserting their fingers inside me
1142
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,900
and holy shit I was so wet
1143
01:08:08,366 --> 01:08:09,166
ah ah
1144
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,400
hmm
1145
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,733
ah ah ah
1146
01:08:17,966 --> 01:08:19,566
getting finger fucked really
1147
01:08:19,566 --> 01:08:21,266
really hard is one of my kinks
1148
01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:23,900
so it turned me on so much
1149
01:08:34,266 --> 01:08:37,166
the witness on my pussy was making these really hot
1150
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:41,100
like squelching sounds and I could feel my pussy
1151
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,300
like clenching around their fingers
1152
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:45,300
and it was so hot
1153
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,100
my pussy was just getting like tighter and tighter
1154
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:50,200
as I was like getting ready to come
1155
01:08:52,266 --> 01:08:53,066
oh oh oh
1156
01:08:55,066 --> 01:08:57,100
they played with me for so long
1157
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,266
until my pussy just couldn't take it anymore
1158
01:08:59,266 --> 01:09:02,433
and I ended up squirting all over the floor
1159
01:09:02,433 --> 01:09:03,366
in my office
1160
01:09:03,966 --> 01:09:04,500
oh oh
1161
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:07,200
I'm gonna squirt hmm hmm hmm
1162
01:09:08,866 --> 01:09:11,033
not only did I squirt all over the floor
1163
01:09:11,033 --> 01:09:14,200
but I also came super super hard
1164
01:09:16,266 --> 01:09:19,000
I do mind actually thinking while I play with myself
1165
01:09:19,233 --> 01:09:22,966
but that is just for my pioneer subscribers to enjoy
1166
01:09:23,366 --> 01:09:25,466
I was so ready to take on
1167
01:09:25,466 --> 01:09:28,033
like this shower full of dildos after my flopper
1168
01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:30,466
had finished with me hi there
1169
01:09:30,466 --> 01:09:33,566
I'm cheeky m Z and welcome to my shower of dildos
1170
01:09:37,066 --> 01:09:39,733
today I'm going to be spit roasting myself
1171
01:09:40,866 --> 01:09:42,533
because I've always wanted to
1172
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,866
today the lube that I'm gonna use is libido
1173
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,900
cause it's a really good lube and I really like it
1174
01:09:56,633 --> 01:09:57,433
oops
1175
01:09:58,066 --> 01:10:01,100
now I'm putting this lube on my vagina
1176
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,566
so that it can take the dildo really really well
1177
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,300
OK ha ha ha
1178
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,800
OK
1179
01:10:11,266 --> 01:10:14,400
the shelf is so dirty it's giving me the egg
1180
01:10:39,233 --> 01:10:41,066
do you mind move
1181
01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:44,466
get off my leg
1182
01:10:49,966 --> 01:10:51,033
when I hopped in the shower
1183
01:10:51,033 --> 01:10:53,100
and slid the first dildo into my pussy
1184
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,200
it felt amazing oh
1185
01:10:57,566 --> 01:10:58,366
mmm
1186
01:11:03,366 --> 01:11:04,166
oh oh
1187
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:09,066
oh hmm hmm hmm hmm
1188
01:11:10,966 --> 01:11:11,766
oh
1189
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,366
watch this I'm gonna spit roast myself
1190
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,200
I grabbed another one of the dildos on the wall
1191
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,066
adjacent to me
1192
01:11:20,066 --> 01:11:23,133
and just started sucking the shit out of it as well
1193
01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:31,900
I was just imagining myself getting
1194
01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:34,000
spit roasted by two real cocks
1195
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,466
and I literally just sucked
1196
01:11:35,466 --> 01:11:37,933
and fucked my way across the wall
1197
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:41,033
um just wanted to make sure each dildo got their turn
1198
01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,166
using my holes
1199
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,766
hmm hmm hmm
1200
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,600
hmm hmm hmm
1201
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:52,633
ah ah
1202
01:11:56,233 --> 01:11:57,033
hmm
1203
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:00,133
ah hmm
1204
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:02,800
mmm
1205
01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,600
yeah yeah
1206
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:18,600
baby come all over me mmm oh yeah mmm mmm
1207
01:12:38,466 --> 01:12:40,633
after I'd given the ones on the wall a good go
1208
01:12:40,633 --> 01:12:43,466
I got down onto my knees and started riding
1209
01:12:43,466 --> 01:12:44,666
the two gigantic ones
1210
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,600
that were just too big to be stuck up
1211
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:51,100
oh and one
1212
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,400
of them was this purple
1213
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,266
monster cock that I ordered off Amazon
1214
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:57,033
like months ago and just hadn't gotten around to using
1215
01:12:57,033 --> 01:12:57,833
oh
1216
01:13:05,466 --> 01:13:08,266
the second one was a BBC
1217
01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:10,566
and I honestly don't know where this dildo came from
1218
01:13:10,566 --> 01:13:11,900
I just had it in my collection
1219
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:13,200
and I was like oh
1220
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,100
that'll definitely do the job
1221
01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,033
hmm
1222
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:19,700
ah ah
1223
01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:22,100
ah
1224
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:23,300
hmm
1225
01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:24,666
ah ah ah
1226
01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:28,500
hmm
1227
01:13:28,633 --> 01:13:30,166
and it certainly did
1228
01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:33,633
because that cock literally felt so good
1229
01:13:33,633 --> 01:13:35,733
being that deep up inside me
1230
01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:38,200
once I'd had my fun in the shower
1231
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:41,566
I dried off and went upstairs to my bedroom
1232
01:13:41,566 --> 01:13:44,100
and I took the two biggest dildos with me
1233
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:47,133
to finish myself off hey
1234
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:49,600
the zapadrone have the people
1235
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,966
rather that done wrong
1236
01:13:51,633 --> 01:13:53,466
and the baby that do saber
1237
01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:55,466
do the day do bomb the Buddha days
1238
01:13:55,566 --> 01:13:57,533
the bones the Bob Bob baby
1239
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,566
the cheeky little thing
1240
01:14:58,466 --> 01:14:59,266
hm
1241
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,800
ah ah
1242
01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:06,500
hm
1243
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:09,466
ah
1244
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:11,300
mmm
1245
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:13,766
ah
1246
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,100
it's all fun using these dildos in the shower
1247
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:20,000
but if I really wanna make myself come
1248
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,766
I've kind of gotta use it in bed
1249
01:15:21,766 --> 01:15:23,833
so that I don't have to worry about like
1250
01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:26,066
slipping and sliding all over the place
1251
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:27,900
ah ah
1252
01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:30,500
hmm hmm hmm
1253
01:15:31,566 --> 01:15:32,366
hmm
1254
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,700
ah it's so deep
1255
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:39,600
hmm hmm
1256
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:42,600
ah ah oh
1257
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,366
this is definitely bigger
1258
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,100
ugh
1259
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,066
as you can see
1260
01:15:47,066 --> 01:15:50,600
I fucked the shit out of myself with that final BBC
1261
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:53,400
ugh oh oh
1262
01:15:54,866 --> 01:15:55,100
hmm hmm
1263
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:55,900
hmm hmm
1264
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,400
oh oh
1265
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,433
hmm oh fuck
1266
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,933
that's even deeper inside me
1267
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:05,966
hmm hmm
1268
01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:14,000
ah very creamy ah so creamy
1269
01:16:29,366 --> 01:16:31,166
so there we have it
1270
01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:34,466
that is how I filmed one of my first fan requests
1271
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,666
I really hope that everyone has
1272
01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,166
enjoyed watching this video
1273
01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:40,666
and I can't wait to hear what you think about it
1274
01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:43,233
please do send me some feedback
1275
01:16:43,233 --> 01:16:46,200
and hopefully I'll speak to you all soon
1276
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,900
lots of love Maggie
1277
01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:50,500
Mwah
1278
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:12,466
hey guys so today I'm going to be playing a quiz
1279
01:17:13,233 --> 01:17:14,900
but with a fun little twist
1280
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:16,933
so basically
1281
01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:21,500
I bought this hot pink inflatable dildo chair
1282
01:17:21,766 --> 01:17:23,600
and it's also vibrating
1283
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:27,300
so you can change the settings so that it goes to like
1284
01:17:32,066 --> 01:17:35,566
I don't know if you can hear it but it's it's going
1285
01:17:35,566 --> 01:17:37,466
it's going so basically
1286
01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:40,800
I will just be playing a countries of the world quiz
1287
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,400
which is um naming every single country of the world
1288
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:48,366
while getting fucked by this vibrating dildo chair
1289
01:17:48,766 --> 01:17:50,900
I'm really excited to see how many I can get
1290
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,866
I think I'm gonna do quite well still
1291
01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:54,966
um but yeah
1292
01:17:54,966 --> 01:17:56,800
let's uh get into the video
1293
01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:09,200
hmm haha
1294
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:11,766
huh
1295
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,700
this is a really big dildo
1296
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:21,900
I didn't expect it to be this big
1297
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:25,233
okay so it is in me right now
1298
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:28,333
it is it is on and it is vibrating
1299
01:18:28,633 --> 01:18:31,366
we are ready to go um
1300
01:18:32,266 --> 01:18:34,500
yeah let's haha let's begin
1301
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,766
okay so let's get started
1302
01:18:40,466 --> 01:18:43,866
okay so I'll start off with South America
1303
01:18:43,866 --> 01:18:46,266
cause that's pretty easy
1304
01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:55,600
that is a French territory
1305
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:57,866
French Guiana um
1306
01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:00,733
we got Ecuador Peru
1307
01:19:01,466 --> 01:19:03,566
Bolivia by the way
1308
01:19:03,566 --> 01:19:07,866
I have a 10 minute time or 15 minute timer
1309
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,966
and I'm gonna turn this up a little bit
1310
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,166
oh that's intense that's intense
1311
01:19:21,366 --> 01:19:22,700
oh I got power boy
1312
01:19:25,633 --> 01:19:27,366
sorry about my spelling for some of them
1313
01:19:27,366 --> 01:19:31,466
I'm really not good at typing fast and then Chile
1314
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,366
South America
1315
01:19:33,366 --> 01:19:36,200
and then I always get so confused with the Caribbean
1316
01:19:36,433 --> 01:19:38,066
and Central America
1317
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:43,700
Nicaragua um Guatemala
1318
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:46,933
Panama Costa Rica
1319
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:53,600
um and Jurassic and El Salvador
1320
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,333
Elas El Salvador
1321
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:04,166
that is so hard to focus right now Dominica
1322
01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:05,266
Dominican
1323
01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:08,066
I don't know how I'm gonna get through this whole thing
1324
01:20:08,366 --> 01:20:09,333
um
1325
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:13,666
and then we've got all these little islands Bahamas
1326
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:21,300
Barbados Antigua and Jamaica
1327
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,666
and it's also so hot right now I'm like sweating
1328
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,900
I'm sweating balls right now um
1329
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:30,866
Saint Kitts
1330
01:20:30,900 --> 01:20:39,766
Saint Nevis sorry Saint Vincent and Saint Lucia uh
1331
01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:44,766
Grenada and what else have we got
1332
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:46,100
little Islands
1333
01:20:46,966 --> 01:20:48,033
Bahamas no
1334
01:20:48,033 --> 01:20:50,100
I've done the Bahamas if I scroll down
1335
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:52,600
then I can see what I have and haven't done
1336
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:57,233
so what I will have left a B
1337
01:20:57,233 --> 01:20:58,966
but Bahamas Barbados
1338
01:20:58,966 --> 01:21:02,466
Belize or it could be C oh
1339
01:21:02,466 --> 01:21:03,566
is it q no
1340
01:21:03,566 --> 01:21:06,066
I've done Cuba hmm okay
1341
01:21:06,066 --> 01:21:07,566
I do get stuck sometimes
1342
01:21:07,566 --> 01:21:10,033
and then I just move on and then try
1343
01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:15,200
come back to it at the end um and then USA we've got
1344
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:20,633
Iceland I Greenland is a territory of Denmark
1345
01:21:20,633 --> 01:21:23,000
so that counts as that um
1346
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,366
but I will move on to Europe so we've got oh
1347
01:21:29,433 --> 01:21:31,000
this is so hard
1348
01:21:33,266 --> 01:21:35,333
and I'm gonna turn it up a little bit now
1349
01:21:36,966 --> 01:21:38,500
oh my God
1350
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:41,333
Germany Belgium
1351
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,200
oh ah ah
1352
01:21:47,233 --> 01:21:48,033
rich ah rich
1353
01:21:51,266 --> 01:21:54,700
inside always really hard to spell and Dora
1354
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,800
we've got all these little microstates
1355
01:21:57,233 --> 01:22:00,666
San Marino Monaco and the Vatican
1356
01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:08,200
oh okay and then we've got like Austria Switzerland
1357
01:22:09,433 --> 01:22:11,966
Bosnia Croatia
1358
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,000
it is very hard to concentrate right now
1359
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:27,800
but I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it for you guys Latvia
1360
01:22:27,866 --> 01:22:32,400
Lithuania uh Russia Norway
1361
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:37,966
and then Denmark ah ah
1362
01:22:42,866 --> 01:22:43,666
hmm
1363
01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:48,166
really mold over
1364
01:22:48,866 --> 01:22:50,133
mold over
1365
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:57,266
huh um Albania Bulgaria Serbia
1366
01:22:57,366 --> 01:23:00,400
Slovakia Slovenia
1367
01:23:01,833 --> 01:23:03,800
hmm ha
1368
01:23:04,633 --> 01:23:09,566
um I think that's Hungary and then Kosovo
1369
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:13,966
Montenegro Mass Macedonia
1370
01:23:14,233 --> 01:23:15,933
um Greece
1371
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:19,200
hmm Turkey
1372
01:23:22,366 --> 01:23:23,166
hmm
1373
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,200
ah
1374
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,466
I've got 10 minutes left guys
1375
01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:35,966
10 minutes we'll move on to the Middle East uh Kazakh
1376
01:23:36,466 --> 01:23:40,300
Kazakhstan Turkmenistan
1377
01:23:41,466 --> 01:23:42,266
hmm
1378
01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:44,900
Pakistan
1379
01:23:47,266 --> 01:23:48,066
ah
1380
01:23:50,633 --> 01:23:51,433
ah ah
1381
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:55,700
hmm
1382
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,000
ah
1383
01:23:58,633 --> 01:24:01,533
Lebanon oh my God
1384
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:05,400
ah ah
1385
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:10,066
I forgot about Cyprus and Malta and we got the UAE
1386
01:24:10,233 --> 01:24:11,366
Bahrain
1387
01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:12,900
Kuwait
1388
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:15,933
oh
1389
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,300
um
1390
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:24,800
oh my God okay focus is
1391
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,900
zbekistan um
1392
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,566
what's one life it'll be Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyz
1393
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,200
can never spell it right
1394
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:40,666
but I got it right then somehow Oman and Yemen
1395
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,066
I'm not sure what that one is
1396
01:24:42,066 --> 01:24:46,500
it's Qatar Bahrain the UAE and
1397
01:24:47,766 --> 01:24:49,466
something else I'll come back to it though
1398
01:24:49,466 --> 01:24:50,566
then we got China
1399
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,300
uh North Korea
1400
01:24:55,433 --> 01:24:56,233
ah
1401
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,333
OK I'm gonna turn it up a little bit now
1402
01:25:02,833 --> 01:25:03,633
oh
1403
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:05,400
oh
1404
01:25:05,866 --> 01:25:08,666
oh my God okay Japan
1405
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:11,800
India
1406
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:15,266
Bangladesh Nepal
1407
01:25:16,266 --> 01:25:17,166
Bhutan
1408
01:25:19,033 --> 01:25:21,100
Myanmar Thailand
1409
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:23,300
ah
1410
01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:25,233
ah
1411
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,533
Cambodia um
1412
01:25:28,566 --> 01:25:30,700
Sri Lanka the Maldives
1413
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:32,800
hmm
1414
01:25:33,033 --> 01:25:37,566
fuck this is crazy the Philippines
1415
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,800
hmm
1416
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,933
Malaysia um ah
1417
01:25:41,966 --> 01:25:43,566
East East Timor
1418
01:25:44,033 --> 01:25:45,700
Brunei hmm
1419
01:25:46,233 --> 01:25:47,033
Singapore
1420
01:25:47,866 --> 01:25:49,200
oh my God
1421
01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:51,533
oh New Guinea
1422
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,833
ah and the Pacific Australia
1423
01:25:55,833 --> 01:26:00,900
New Zealand and then we've got all the islands
1424
01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:05,300
so the Marshall Islands Solomon Islands
1425
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,000
I don't know if I'm gonna finish this
1426
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,766
I don't know if I'm gonna finish this um
1427
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:11,200
pull out
1428
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,900
eh Noru Tuvalu
1429
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,766
Tonga Samoa
1430
01:26:17,433 --> 01:26:19,933
ah Micronesia
1431
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,966
um ah
1432
01:26:21,966 --> 01:26:23,200
what's this one over here
1433
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,933
I think it's Vanuatu Vanuatu
1434
01:26:27,266 --> 01:26:29,033
actually we're picking pretty good time
1435
01:26:29,033 --> 01:26:31,233
Africa's quite takes a while though
1436
01:26:31,233 --> 01:26:32,566
cause there's so many countries
1437
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:37,400
but let's start Algeria Olivia
1438
01:26:37,466 --> 01:26:38,600
Tunisia
1439
01:26:39,566 --> 01:26:40,600
Morocco
1440
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:46,133
Mauritania and then we go
1441
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:52,700
oh my God what am I doing
1442
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,100
ah
1443
01:26:58,266 --> 01:26:59,066
um
1444
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:01,400
ah
1445
01:27:03,966 --> 01:27:04,766
ah
1446
01:27:09,666 --> 01:27:11,500
no what is that
1447
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,666
Sierra Leone no
1448
01:27:15,266 --> 01:27:16,066
ah ah
1449
01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:20,900
Cape Verde and the Ivory Coast
1450
01:27:22,566 --> 01:27:25,066
and then I got Chad Sudan
1451
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,600
South Sudan
1452
01:27:27,266 --> 01:27:28,566
oh my God
1453
01:27:30,433 --> 01:27:31,233
oh
1454
01:27:32,100 --> 01:27:32,900
um
1455
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:37,966
Ethiopia djibouti uh Somalia
1456
01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:39,100
Eritrea
1457
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:43,700
and then we'll move down here and we got this central
1458
01:27:44,833 --> 01:27:45,966
Central African
1459
01:27:45,966 --> 01:27:50,366
I think I might be able to do it guys add Congo
1460
01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:54,900
Gabon Equatorial Guinea
1461
01:27:56,033 --> 01:27:56,900
Solomon
1462
01:27:57,833 --> 01:27:58,633
oh
1463
01:28:00,033 --> 01:28:01,766
oh my God
1464
01:28:03,766 --> 01:28:05,266
hey Ganda
1465
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:11,266
Burundi and uh Rwanda
1466
01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:28,566
uh
1467
01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:30,766
oh
1468
01:28:33,033 --> 01:28:34,933
hmm South Africa
1469
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:40,333
these two is Swatini Madagascar
1470
01:28:40,633 --> 01:28:43,100
the sea I always forget what ah
1471
01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:47,233
actually I think it's Angola and go like um
1472
01:28:47,233 --> 01:28:48,300
a Comoros
1473
01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:51,500
Mauritius Mauritius
1474
01:28:52,766 --> 01:28:53,066
OK
1475
01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:58,733
so I've got two left I can see that one is Taiwan hmm
1476
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,066
uh what's the other missing one
1477
01:29:03,266 --> 01:29:05,000
oh this one okay
1478
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,366
so let me just have a look and figure out what the
1479
01:29:08,366 --> 01:29:09,566
what letter it starts with oh
1480
01:29:09,566 --> 01:29:11,133
it is Kuwait
1481
01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:15,633
okay Kuwait and I did it
1482
01:29:15,633 --> 01:29:16,666
I did it
1483
01:29:17,433 --> 01:29:19,733
oh it's still in me right now
1484
01:29:32,366 --> 01:29:33,233
okay so
1485
01:29:33,233 --> 01:29:33,866
the dildo
1486
01:29:33,866 --> 01:29:37,166
chair is looking a little bit creamy right now
1487
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:38,733
as expected
1488
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:44,966
so I'm pretty pleased with myself actually
1489
01:29:44,966 --> 01:29:45,300
because
1490
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:48,400
I did not think I'd be able to get the whole thing done
1491
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:49,966
um but I did
1492
01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:53,900
and I did it in about 10 minutes and 33 seconds
1493
01:29:53,900 --> 01:29:56,266
so that's pretty good for me
1494
01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,500
um I think
1495
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,200
I think I would have been a little bit quicker
1496
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,666
if I didn't have a big
1497
01:30:00,666 --> 01:30:03,366
fat pink dildo stuck in me um
1498
01:30:03,366 --> 01:30:05,666
but yeah I'm pleased with the result
1499
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:09,400
but I really hope you guys enjoyed watching this video
1500
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,033
I had so much fun making it
1501
01:30:11,033 --> 01:30:13,000
because it's my favourite quiz
1502
01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:14,566
and I love playing this quiz
1503
01:30:14,766 --> 01:30:16,866
um so yeah
1504
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000
I will see you guys in the next video
1505
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,800
as always please make sure to check out my onlyfans
1506
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:23,433
if you want to see any um
1507
01:30:23,433 --> 01:30:25,300
uncensored content of me
1508
01:30:25,566 --> 01:30:28,400
and I'm super responsive on there as well to everyone
1509
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,300
so if you want to chat to me about anything
1510
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,500
then please flick me a message on there
1511
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:35,133
it is only $5 until the end of the year
1512
01:30:35,566 --> 01:30:40,400
but yeah I will see you guys in the next video Mwah
1513
01:30:56,066 --> 01:30:56,500
hey guys
1514
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,133
so today I'm gonna be filming another geoguessr video
1515
01:31:00,266 --> 01:31:01,400
um but this one will be
1516
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,300
a little different from the last one
1517
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:06,766
so instead of taking a piece of clothing off
1518
01:31:06,766 --> 01:31:09,500
every time I get an answer wrong
1519
01:31:09,766 --> 01:31:11,900
uh this one I will play a whole round
1520
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:15,566
which is 5 matches and then at the end of the round
1521
01:31:15,566 --> 01:31:18,800
whatever country I get the closest distance in
1522
01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:22,066
I will watch a porn from that country and react to it
1523
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:22,866
um
1524
01:31:22,866 --> 01:31:26,000
I had a lot of positive response from my last geoguess
1525
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,466
the video and I love playing it
1526
01:31:28,466 --> 01:31:32,033
so I thought I would try do a little mini series
1527
01:31:32,033 --> 01:31:34,666
and incorporate more things that I enjoy doing
1528
01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:37,966
because then it's fun for everyone um
1529
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:41,200
another ongoing mini series that I have an
1530
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,000
idea for is to do a little travel show
1531
01:31:44,066 --> 01:31:45,466
so um
1532
01:31:45,466 --> 01:31:47,500
it will be presented as a vlog
1533
01:31:47,666 --> 01:31:50,366
and I will present certain facts
1534
01:31:50,366 --> 01:31:52,366
and highlight the good things about the country
1535
01:31:52,766 --> 01:31:55,600
but instead of physically travelling to that country
1536
01:31:55,633 --> 01:31:58,533
I will be watching a porn from that country
1537
01:31:59,133 --> 01:32:01,433
so I bought a green screen um
1538
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:04,366
so I'm all set up to do some really cool effects
1539
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:05,400
but let me know
1540
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,600
if that's something you guys would like to see
1541
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:09,500
because I do like geography
1542
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:11,966
and I just wanna make it entertaining
1543
01:32:11,966 --> 01:32:14,966
and fun for you guys so yeah
1544
01:32:14,966 --> 01:32:17,033
anyway let's get into the video
1545
01:32:17,033 --> 01:32:19,733
I really hope that you guys enjoy watching this
1546
01:32:27,366 --> 01:32:28,100
okay so
1547
01:32:28,100 --> 01:32:30,666
I'm just gonna be playing the single player
1548
01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:33,000
Classic World Round the same as I did last
1549
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:36,666
time but I've given myself a time limit of
1550
01:32:37,066 --> 01:32:39,900
I'm gonna give myself a time limit of one minute
1551
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:42,600
so let's begin
1552
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:50,466
so it looks lovely I think is that an Arabic
1553
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:56,000
I can't really read and I want to get closer
1554
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:59,266
but I feel like there's an Arabic
1555
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:06,966
but it still looks very green
1556
01:33:09,266 --> 01:33:10,066
hmm
1557
01:33:10,766 --> 01:33:12,933
it looks very nice um
1558
01:33:13,866 --> 01:33:15,600
there are a lot of palm trees
1559
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:17,000
and the buildings over there
1560
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:19,800
I think it is probably the UAE
1561
01:33:21,266 --> 01:33:25,866
so let's go we'll go Dubai
1562
01:33:25,966 --> 01:33:31,266
could be Dubai or Abu Dhabi so it was 19 km
1563
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:33,466
um from the correct location
1564
01:33:33,466 --> 01:33:38,466
so that's gonna be a pretty close contender hmm
1565
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:42,166
I may have to find another one
1566
01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:45,833
it may have to be the second closest but here we go
1567
01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:50,400
I think um America but it looks a bit cold
1568
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:54,566
so could be Canada or Northern America
1569
01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:00,600
eras tire shop I mean the yellow traffic lights
1570
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:04,300
I think those are a really American thing Hudson
1571
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:11,366
um maybe close to the Hudson River which I thinks oh
1572
01:34:13,300 --> 01:34:16,533
I apologize for the lag on my computer
1573
01:34:19,766 --> 01:34:21,600
but lets go
1574
01:34:23,833 --> 01:34:26,166
I'm not sure where the Hudson River is
1575
01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:28,766
I'm gonna go somewhere around here
1576
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:33,866
okay it was Oklahoma Oklahoma oops
1577
01:34:34,033 --> 01:34:40,500
Oklahoma so that was 1,767 km from the correct location
1578
01:34:45,433 --> 01:34:46,233
uh
1579
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,500
the valley D'lanzo
1580
01:34:49,033 --> 01:34:54,100
I have no idea what language that is I don't
1581
01:34:57,433 --> 01:34:58,266
um
1582
01:35:00,566 --> 01:35:03,400
it's definitely European oh Italy OK
1583
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:04,866
Italy is Italy
1584
01:35:05,266 --> 01:35:10,266
um northern or so I'm pretty sure southern Italy looks
1585
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:16,666
not like that so I'm gonna try northern Italy um
1586
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,600
just around here maybe like around near Milan
1587
01:35:21,300 --> 01:35:28,566
so that was 169 km so oh it was Turin okay
1588
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:34,566
so we're on the fourth round now ah
1589
01:35:34,566 --> 01:35:37,900
and I'm pretty sure we're in America again
1590
01:35:38,266 --> 01:35:42,200
because it's usually very obvious
1591
01:35:43,833 --> 01:35:47,466
American flags everywhere whenever I get America
1592
01:35:47,466 --> 01:35:51,966
I always play how many American flags can I spot
1593
01:35:53,066 --> 01:35:54,233
and it's usually a lot
1594
01:35:54,233 --> 01:35:57,966
but I'm not sure what part of America it looks
1595
01:35:57,966 --> 01:36:00,100
obviously it just looks like the suburbs
1596
01:36:00,100 --> 01:36:01,733
so I'm gonna guess
1597
01:36:02,433 --> 01:36:03,233
uh
1598
01:36:07,666 --> 01:36:08,466
hm
1599
01:36:09,866 --> 01:36:11,966
maybe somewhere around here
1600
01:36:11,966 --> 01:36:14,000
it looks like quite a nice area
1601
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:17,200
but I'm not sure maybe around here hmm
1602
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:22,133
it was I oh no it was Philadelphia
1603
01:36:23,633 --> 01:36:24,866
ugh excuse me
1604
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:28,833
it was near New York so we're okay
1605
01:36:28,833 --> 01:36:32,966
we're going on to the final round now oh okay
1606
01:36:32,966 --> 01:36:34,766
I know this straight away
1607
01:36:34,766 --> 01:36:35,866
this is Thailand
1608
01:36:35,866 --> 01:36:39,966
100% because I just got back from there
1609
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:41,833
okay no
1610
01:36:41,833 --> 01:36:43,100
it's not Thailand
1611
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,566
they have the similar road signs
1612
01:36:45,566 --> 01:36:49,133
I'm pretty sure that is Sri Lanka
1613
01:36:50,366 --> 01:36:51,566
I think
1614
01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:55,666
cause just cause of the writing
1615
01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:58,833
but it also looks like Burmese
1616
01:36:58,833 --> 01:37:00,933
but I'm pretty sure it's not
1617
01:37:01,666 --> 01:37:05,000
but there are a lot of tuk tuks round um
1618
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,800
me I don't think it's Myanmar
1619
01:37:09,966 --> 01:37:10,800
I mean
1620
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:14,400
these type of rows are very Southeast Asian style
1621
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,166
they either have black and white um
1622
01:37:18,766 --> 01:37:21,333
either have black and white sidewalks like that
1623
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:22,666
or red and white
1624
01:37:23,366 --> 01:37:23,833
okay
1625
01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:27,700
I'm gonna guess Sri Lanka I don't have that much time
1626
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,366
okay so it was Sri Lanka um
1627
01:37:32,366 --> 01:37:34,633
I didn't go in close enough to be able to click
1628
01:37:34,633 --> 01:37:38,633
but I list 373 km from the last loop
1629
01:37:38,633 --> 01:37:40,300
from the correct location
1630
01:37:40,833 --> 01:37:42,566
so the summary
1631
01:37:46,266 --> 01:37:50,833
okay so the closest answer I did get was Dubai
1632
01:37:50,833 --> 01:37:54,200
but I'm not gonna do that one um
1633
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:58,200
so I'm gonna pick the second closest which was
1634
01:38:00,433 --> 01:38:03,200
round 3 and
1635
01:38:04,866 --> 01:38:06,633
that was Italy okay
1636
01:38:06,633 --> 01:38:09,866
so I'm gonna be watching Italian porn
1637
01:38:09,866 --> 01:38:12,766
so if you'd like to see the next part of the video
1638
01:38:12,766 --> 01:38:15,166
stay tuned while I get set up
1639
01:38:21,266 --> 01:38:25,066
um so today I'm going to be using this toy um
1640
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,366
and I'll be wearing this bikini and
1641
01:38:27,366 --> 01:38:30,766
and I found an Italian porn called intimate
1642
01:38:30,766 --> 01:38:34,666
Hot Sex with Bubble Butt Italian Cherry um
1643
01:38:34,666 --> 01:38:37,033
so it sounds promising but yeah
1644
01:38:37,033 --> 01:38:39,400
I hope you guys enjoyed watching me play geoguessr
1645
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:42,766
and I hope you guys enjoy the next part of the video
1646
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:04,600
ah ah
1647
01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:09,900
ah ah ah
1648
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:39,133
oh shit
1649
01:41:35,366 --> 01:41:36,300
ah shit
1650
01:42:27,366 --> 01:42:28,900
oh my God
1651
01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:47,300
ay no
1652
01:43:47,666 --> 01:43:48,466
ay
1653
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:49,600
no ah
1654
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,966
es una niña mala ujum eh
1655
01:43:52,166 --> 01:43:56,800
sí es una niña Mala no ay sí ah espectacular
1656
01:44:30,666 --> 01:44:30,833
huh huh
1657
01:44:30,833 --> 01:44:31,633
huh huh
1658
01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:33,200
huh huh
1659
01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:36,166
huh huh huh
1660
01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:36,966
huh
1661
01:44:37,100 --> 01:44:37,900
huh
1662
01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:45,400
hmm ah
1663
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,200
hmm
1664
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:47,500
ah
1665
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:50,400
hmm
1666
01:44:52,866 --> 01:44:53,666
ah hmm
1667
01:44:56,366 --> 01:44:57,166
ah
1668
01:44:58,400 --> 01:44:59,200
hmm
1669
01:45:02,433 --> 01:45:03,233
ah ah
1670
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ah ah ah ah ah
1671
01:45:11,866 --> 01:45:12,666
ah ah ah
1672
01:45:43,966 --> 01:45:44,100
ah ah
1673
01:45:44,100 --> 01:45:44,866
ah ah ah
1674
01:45:44,866 --> 01:45:45,033
ah ah
1675
01:45:45,033 --> 01:45:45,833
ah ah ah
1676
01:45:57,800 --> 01:45:58,600
ah ah
1677
01:45:59,100 --> 01:45:59,900
ah ah ah
1678
01:46:21,633 --> 01:46:22,900
hmm hmm hmm hmm
1679
01:46:32,433 --> 01:46:33,233
ah ah ah ah
1680
01:46:36,633 --> 01:46:37,433
ah ah ah
1681
01:46:46,633 --> 01:46:47,433
ah ah ah
1682
01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:52,300
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1683
01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:11,666
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1684
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oh
1685
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1686
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oh uh uh
1687
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1688
01:47:31,966 --> 01:47:32,100
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1689
01:47:32,100 --> 01:47:32,900
uh uh
1690
01:47:41,066 --> 01:47:41,233
oh ah
1691
01:47:41,233 --> 01:47:41,300
oh ah
1692
01:47:41,300 --> 01:47:41,433
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1693
01:47:41,433 --> 01:47:42,233
oh ah
1694
01:47:43,466 --> 01:47:44,266
oh
1695
01:47:58,433 --> 01:47:59,233
oh
1696
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:32,200
huh
1697
01:48:32,566 --> 01:48:32,866
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1698
01:48:32,866 --> 01:48:33,666
huh
1699
01:48:33,866 --> 01:48:34,666
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1700
01:48:50,900 --> 01:48:51,766
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1701
01:48:55,833 --> 01:48:55,966
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1702
01:48:55,966 --> 01:48:56,033
oh ah
1703
01:48:56,033 --> 01:48:56,833
oh ah oh
1704
01:49:04,233 --> 01:49:05,033
I'm bored
1705
01:49:06,766 --> 01:49:07,566
ah ah
1706
01:49:11,366 --> 01:49:12,166
ah ah ah
1707
01:49:14,866 --> 01:49:15,666
um
1708
01:49:18,366 --> 01:49:19,166
ah
1709
01:49:43,866 --> 01:49:44,666
oh
1710
01:49:45,433 --> 01:49:46,233
ah ah ah ah
1711
01:49:50,033 --> 01:49:50,833
ah
1712
01:49:57,633 --> 01:49:57,800
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1713
01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:58,600
ah ah
1714
01:50:00,166 --> 01:50:00,300
ah ah
1715
01:50:00,300 --> 01:50:00,466
ah ah
1716
01:50:00,466 --> 01:50:01,266
ah ah
1717
01:50:06,833 --> 01:50:07,700
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1718
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1719
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1720
01:50:10,866 --> 01:50:11,666
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1721
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:15,000
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1722
01:50:42,066 --> 01:50:42,866
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1723
01:50:44,000 --> 01:50:44,800
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1724
01:51:09,233 --> 01:51:09,366
oh ah
1725
01:51:09,366 --> 01:51:10,166
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1726
01:51:13,666 --> 01:51:14,466
ah
1727
01:51:31,366 --> 01:51:32,166
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1728
01:51:33,466 --> 01:51:33,633
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1729
01:51:33,633 --> 01:51:34,100
ah ah
1730
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:34,900
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1731
01:51:41,900 --> 01:51:42,700
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1732
01:51:44,566 --> 01:51:47,666
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