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Oh, there you are.

I was looking for you. I wasn't sure what you were doing or what you do

here at all.

Like, what are you doing?

I was meditating.

Meditating? Yeah, I've been getting into meditation a lot lately.

Getting into meditation?

You should be getting into getting a fucking job is what you should be doing.

you want to talk about this?

Can you please not curse around me? I don't like that word.

You're not my mom, anyway. I know, I know. But I've been best friends with

mom for quite some time. And she asked me to come here and just keep an eye on

you. And I guess make sure you don't burn the house down while she's out for

few days. And I don't think I have to worry about that, do I?

Like, I don't.

No, that was, like, years ago. And then, like, nothing even really caught on

fire. Okay, well, she told me to make sure that you don't have any people or

friends over.

I don't think you have any friends. Like, I don't think that's a problem for

you. But I just want to make sure we're on the same page. We're on the, you

know, same understanding.

I don't want to have to worry about you, okay?

I have, like, things to do. I'll be kind of in and out.

I have, you know, places to go, people to see.

I have an event later.

I just want to make sure I don't have to worry about you. That's all, you know?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You don't have to worry about anything.

Okay, just making sure.

You know, I'm going to work out in the backyard later.

Oh, so you don't leave the house?

I mean, I try not to.

Oh, my God.

There's, like, big rocks in the backyard that just look as good as weights.

Probably, I don't know if they're better.

Oh, you do, like, a caveman -style thing?

Okay, whatever, man.

Your tits are massive, by the way.

excuse me they're very nice that's not appropriate to say that's

that honey that's not okay to say it to to your mom's best friend or anyone for

that matter is that why you don't have a girlfriend yeah give them a squeeze

what the fuck why i'm trying why why would i ask i said may like i i asked

nicely right you can't say things like that to people that's like not a

Like, that's not okay. Do you have Tourette's or something? Like, what's...

you okay?

I don't know. I just thought... Sorry.

I just thought you're always, like, hanging out with my mom, so I just

I'd talk to you privately. Okay. Anyways, I think I'll get ready. I have

later.

Just stay in your lane.

I'm going to stay in mine. Okay?

Okay. Got it. Cool. Thank you. All right. Have fun.

What?

Hello? Get back here.

Excuse me.

Hey. Excuse me. What is this?

Are you kidding me right now?

I'm just going to use the bathroom. That's all. I just need to use the

Clearly, I was already in here.

Like, what?

What is this?

I was just jerking it a little.

Jerking it?

Yeah, well, you were naked. The door was open.

Why'd you have the door open?

This is so inappropriate.

Like, do I need to tell your mom about this?

No, I didn't do anything.

Okay, well.

Why? Did the crime, did you, did the jork get a little, while you're watching

somebody? Can you just be normal?

Like, oh, it's nice.

I'll give you that. But, like, I just don't want this happening again. This is

wild. You think it's nice?

Don't take it that so seriously.

Jesus Christ.

okay no oh my god

go just go be an adult like go be normal don't tell my mom okay please

whatever thanks

Good girl.

What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You? Yeah.

Why are you in my bed? Where am I? Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Why are you in my bed?

What did we just... Oh, my God.

Fuck.

We were making love.

We were making love?

Oh, my God. You asked me to... I was so fucking out of it when I got back last

night. What happened?

Did you... Why are you in my bed? What happened?

You told me you were sad after the party didn't go good and you asked me to

cuddle with you.

I asked you to cuddle? Yeah. You don't remember?

Fuck. Kill me.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Did we, like, do anything last night?

No, I tried to, but then you, like, pinched my wiener and said you just

cuddle.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Okay, like, it wasn't that bad, I guess.

Fuck.

I just was not expecting that.

Can we keep doing it?

Oh, my fucking God.

It felt really good.

I'm single, by the way.

Oh! I know you're fucking single Jesus Christ I don't think you have any girls

in your life at all oh you right now okay this is not whatever I

don't want your mom to find out about this Jesus Christ this is I really did

again fucking the hurricane that is can be Jesus Christ I can't believe I just

did this fuck whatever like you're not gonna tell your mom or anything are you

no Are you sure? I swear she's not gonna find out.

Oh my fucking god.

I mean, it is kind of big. I'm not gonna lie.

Which is surprising.

Because, you know, you.

I'm just surprised as well.

I don't know.

Really horny clearly last night didn't work out

I was like, I was not expecting that.

Oh my god.

All these years I've been friends with your mom and I don't know, I guess it

would be weird if she mentioned this.

Look, look.

What? Your ass?

Yeah, it feels good. I like that.

Oh my god.

Is it clean at least?

sure you like you showered yes

it's

good right

Yeah. You're a fucking gross little pervert.

You're like one of those gooners I talk about on the internet.

You're like, yeah, mommy, you know? Yeah.

Like, what the fuck? Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes, mommy.

That's a good boy.

That's a good boy.

Yes, mommy.

Yeah, that's a good boy? Yes. Yeah.

I love how mommy rides your cock like this. Yes, mommy. And her pussy squeezes

around your cock. Yeah.

Yeah.

God's tasting that little ass of yours here.

Making that little hole of yours white.

Yeah. My good little boy loves that now.

Yeah, oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck, mommy.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

You'll love seeing mommy write that copy. Oh, yes.

Here, come here.

Mommy wants you to do some work. Get up. Come on.

Get up.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes, there we go.

You love using your... Yes?

You love using your mommy's tight little pussy like that, yeah? Yes. There you

go. Uh -huh.

She needs a little doll.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

That's right.

Mommy, however she wants.

Yeah.

Fuck, right there, right there, right there. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Keep pumping.

Keep fucking pumping. Yes, yes, yes.

You keep looking at me like, that is so good.

Oh, my God, you're so good.

Yeah, you're always a good little boy.

Yes, you are.

You're my perfect little boy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Mommy loves it when you take control like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

It came inside you.

That's cool, right?

No, it's not.

What? It's... Yeah, it's like... How much is it?

Um... Like... A lot, maybe? But it's coming out. It's like... It's coming

It's gonna be okay. It's coming out? What?

Can you stop making my pussy drop? Jesus Christ. What are you doing?

That's cool, right?

No, it's not.

Whatever. It's fine.

Look, I was cool with the mommy talk, but, like, Jesus, I wasn't trying to be

made into a mommy.

Oh, my God.

That was hot, though, right?

It was good, yeah. Your cock's nice, but she doesn't... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What am I going to tell your mom?

Nothing. Secret.