Original subtitles

JOLENE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS.

HIYAH!

JOLENE, STOP IT.

COME ON, NOW, JOLENE.

JOLENE--OOH!

PLEASE--DON'T BE--STOP!

OKAY! PLEASE!

I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

OOH!

AH! JOLENE.

JOLENE, CALM DOWN.

JOLENE!

JOLENE!

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS-- JOLENE, STOP!

I TOOK A SHORTCUT.

THAT'S GREAT.

[groans]

AND LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

NOW YOU'LL HAVE A REALLY COOL SCAR TO SHOW YOUR GRANDKIDS.

YOU CAN SAY, "HEY!

THIS ONE'S FROM THE TIME I GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL."

I DON'T HIT GIRLS, FIRST OF ALL.

SECOND OF ALL, SHE KNEW KARATE.

JORDAN, I AM GOING HUNTING.

WOW, REVENGE. THERE'S A SIDE I HAVEN'T SEEN.

NO. I'M GOING HUNTING

WITH MY BROTHER BACK BACK HOME IN KEWAUNEE.

HE TRIES TO TALK ME INTO IT EVERY YEAR, QUAIL SEASON.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A BROTHER. I HAVE A BROTHER.

OH, WHEN ARE YOU COMIN' BACK?

I'M GONNA BE ON THE D.L. FOR TWO WEEKS.

TWO WEEKS?

I AM SO PAST DUE FOR A BREAK,

ESPECIALLY SINCE I HOOKED MY SORRY ASS UP WITH YOU.

OH, SO IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

SINCE WE'VE MET, I HAD TO SHOOT THAT GUY OFF THE ROOFTOP,

WE HAD TO DIG UP THOSE DECOMPOSED BODIES

FROM UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS,

THAT HOUSE BLEW UP,

AND NOW I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A TRASHCAN.

WHO GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A TRASHCAN?

I'M NOT WILE E. COYOTE HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME, AREN'T YA?

YEAH.

[gunshots]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HOLD FIRE! HOLD FIRE!

YOU KILLED THE BUSH! YOU KILLED THE BUSH!

YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING.

I HAVE MORAL ISSUES SHOOTING LIVE ANIMALS.

I DON'T CARE IF IT IS WABBIT-HUNTING SEASON.

BUT YOU SHOOT PEOPLE.

I SHOOT BAD PEOPLE.

WELL, THERE'S BAD WABBIT.

SO WHO'S THE GIRL?

WHAT GIRL?

WOODROW, YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN TWO WEEKS OFF

SINCE YOUR PAPER ROUTE.

IT'S CALLED A LEAVE OF ABSENCE, CALVIN,

SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A JOB.

SOME CHICK'S NOT BUYING THE WHOLE BOY SCOUT ROUTINE,

SO YOU'RE GIVING HER A CHANCE TO COOL HER JETS.

HER NAME IS JORDAN.

[laughs] THAT'S A BOY'S NAME.

SHE'S NOT A BOY, THOUGH THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.

SHE'S A MEDICAL EXAMINER.

LIKE QUINCY?

YEAH, CAL, JUST LIKE QUINCY.

SO SHE'S SMARTER THAN YOU.

THAT'S NOT SAYIN' MUCH.

WOODY, WOODY, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOTTA WARN YA,

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTIN' INVOLVED WITH GIRLS--

STOP IT. I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY LOVE ADVICE

FROM A GUY WHO STILL SLEEPS IN A BUNK BED.

I'LL OFFER MY ADVICE AS PAYBACK FOR WHAT I OWE YOU.

CAL...

IT WOULD TAKE YOU 50 YEARS TO PAY BACK WHAT YOU OWE ME.

YOU SAYIN' I'M NOT GONNA MAKE GOOD ON IT?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

YEAH, YA DID.

NO, I DIDN'T.

YA DID TOO!

I DID NOT. YA DID TOO!

DID NOT! NO, YOU--

OH, YEAH, C'MERE!

OH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT?!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

OH, YEAH-- HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD IT.

[jet engines whining] WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

QUAIL.

WHOA! WHOA!

thud!

[coughing]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

IT'S SHERIFF CODY.

[suspenseful rock music]

* *

[mourners sobbing]

DOES IT MAKE SENSE THAT A MAN LIKE DEAN CODY

DIED LIKE HE DID?

OF COURSE NOT.

BUT WE KEEP FAITH.

THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON.

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THE GOOD BOOK SAYS.

I GUESS THAT'S IT.

THERE'S NOTHING ELOQUENT TO SAY, REALLY.

LORD KNOWS, THE SHERIFF WOULD BEAT ME SILLY

IF I QUOTED SCRIPTURE.

SO I'LL JUST QUOTE HIM INSTEAD.

ASHES TO ASHES... DUST TO DUST.

I'LL EAT THE SANDWICH... JUST CUT OFF THE CRUST.

(mourners) AMEN.

THANK YOU, EVERYONE.

GO IN PEACE.

WHERE YA BEEN?

ASKIN' AROUND.

THANK YOU, CALVIN. ANNIE.

GIMME A MINUTE.

HEY, ANNIE.

WOODY.

HOW'S CARL?

HE'S FINE.

HE WOULD HAVE COME,

'CEPT THEY GOT HIM HAULING CITRUS DOWN IN TEXAS THIS MONTH.

BESIDES, DAD NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAY.

I'M SURE IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CARL.

NICE OF YOU TO SAY.

[sighs]

HOW IS BOSTON?

IT'S GOOD. IT'S GREAT.

BOSTON'S GOOD.

YOU FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR OUT THERE?

I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO KILLED HIM, ANNIE.

AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM ANSWER FOR IT.

YOU DO THAT, WOODY.

GUESS SHE HASN'T GOTTEN OVER IT YET.

IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

MAYBE SOMEBODY OUGHTA TELL HER THAT.

I'M GOING OUT TO LOS ANGELES.

WHAT? WHY?

I SPOKE TO THE GUY IN THE TOWER AT THE AIRSTRIP.

HE SAID IT WAS A PRIVATE JET THAT WE SAW FLY OVER.

ITS FLIGHT PLAN WAS SET FOR LOS ANGELES.

THE ONLY PASSENGER LISTED WAS SOME GUY NAMED MR. ROGERS.

LIKE THE KIDDIE SHOW.

YEAH, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME IT'S NOT THE SAME GUY.

THE JET IS OWNED

BY SOME DOT-COM COMPANY IN SANTA MONICA.

I CALLED THEM, BUT THEY GAVE ME THE RUNAROUND,

SO DID THE LAPD.

SO YOU'RE GOING ALL THE WAY OUT TO L.A.

TRY NOT TO GET YOURSELF BEAT UP BY ANY GIRLS.

I'LL DO THAT.

HEY, THERE, BUDDY, HOW ARE YA?

IS THIS YOUR DOG?

BENJI? WELL, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GUARD DOG,

BUT ALL HE DOES IS EAT AND SLEEP.

HA HA. YEAH, YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY, AREN'T YA?

OH, CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, UM, I WAS WONDERING

IF I COULD TALK TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE CORPORATE JET.

BOSTON?

OH, YOU KNOW THIS IS L.A., RIGHT?

YES, YEAH, I DO.

UH, SO, CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,

FIRST, I'M JUST GONNA MOSEY ON BACK THERE

AND SEE IF I CAN FIND THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE CORPORATE JET.

YEAH, HI.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK HERE.

LET ME GUESS. YOU GUYS ARE REMODELING.

NO, I'M JUST THE TEMP.

THEY TOLD US TO PRETEND LIKE WE'RE BUSY IF SOMEONE COMES IN.

"THEY," WHO IS "THEY"?

THERE'S THREE OF THEM.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES-- OOH, BUT THEY PAY US IN CASH.

UH, WHERE I...FIND THEM?

THEY LIKE TO HANG OUT AT THEIR CLUB AFTER DARK.

THEIR CLUB?

YEAH. BAR BAR.

IT'S ON THE STRIP.

BAR BAR, LIKE THE ELEPHANT.

LIKE THE WHAT?

I'LL TAKE IT, SIR. THANKS.

HEY, UH...

KEEP IT UP FRONT, DON'T SCRATCH IT.

IT'S A RENTAL, AND I DIDN'T GET THE INSURANCE. THANKS.

HI.

COOL IF I COME IN?

YEAH, IF YOU'RE ON THE LIST.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS HERE ON BUSINESS?

I'D PROBABLY TELL YOU THAT EVEN IF THAT DIDN'T SAY,

BOSTON...YOU'RE STILL NOT ON THE LIST, FRECKLES.

WHAT IS WITH THIS TOWN AND THE BADGE READING?

I'M A COP. DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING?

SURE, IT DOES, IN BOSTON.

TYLER! BABY.

HOW ARE YOU, SWEETIE? I'M EXCELLENT.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME IN, COME IN, LADIES, PLEASE.

YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD, TYLER. YOU TOO, BABY DOLL.

TYLER! TYLER!

IT'S ME. WOODY.

TYLER, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.

TYLER...TYLER, WOODY.

WOODY!

YES!

IT'S WOODY!

BABY, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

THANK YOU, TYLER. HOW ARE YOU?

[techno dance music plays]

* *

HI! HOW ARE YOU?

PRETTY GOOD. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU, BABY?

I WOULD LOVE TO BUY THE OWNERS OVER THERE SOMETHING TO DRINK.

THANK THEM FOR THEIR HOSPITALITY.

MAYBE A BOTTLE OF THE BUBBLY.

THEY LIKE CRISTAL. GREAT.

HERE IS A HUNDGY. KEEP THE CHANGE.

UM...ALL RIGHT.

UM, DO YOU GUYS TAKE DEBIT CARDS?

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

GIRLS, MAKE ROOM FOR OUR NEW BEST FRIEND.

THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU.

OH, NO, THANK YOU.

WE'VE OWNED THIS CLUB FOR THREE MONTHS.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYBODY EVER BOUGHT US A DRINK.

HEY, I'M KYLE. THIS IS RICHARD AND LESTER.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW ARE YA?

I'M WOODY.

WOODY!

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

IT'S SHORT FOR WOODROW.

MY PARENTS HAD THIS THING

WHERE THEY NAMED THEIR CHILDREN AFTER PRESIDENTS.

MY BROTHER'S NAME IS CALVIN.

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET STUCK WITH MILLARD.

[laughing]

SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, WOOD?

I'M FROM KEWAUNEE. KEWAUNEE, WISCONSIN.

WISCONSIN, HUH?

YOU GUYS EVER BEEN OUT THERE?

NAH. TOO COLD, MAN.

THAT IS SO FUNNY, BECAUSE YOUR JET WAS JUST THERE.

TWO DAYS AGO.

YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE JET GOING UP TO WISCONSIN, KY?

IF IT WENT, IT WASN'T FOR US.

YOU KNOW WHAT, K-KYLE?

I THINK I SHOULD BE TALKING TO THE GUY IN CHARGE.

THIS IS A PARTNERSHIP, MAN.

WE'RE ALL IN CHARGE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M THE ONE CALLING THE SHOTS?

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T FLINCH

WHEN I SAID "WISCONSIN."

ARE YOU A COP, WOODY?

NOT TODAY.

DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM?

BECAUSE IF WE DO, I SURE HOPE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

SOMEONE THREW A MAN-- SOMEONE THREW A VERY GOOD MAN

OUT OF YOUR JET.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I THINK THAT YOU DO.

AND IF I'M RIGHT,

THEN, YES, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.

I'M REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT, WOODY.

SERIOUSLY, I AM.

OKAY, FRECKLES,

WE CAN EITHER DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY.

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

HEY--HEY!

[groans]

GET OFF OF ME. WHY ARE YOU CUFFING ME?

WHY ARE YOU CUFFING ME?

HEY!

HEY!

HEY! HEY!

[door opens]

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT BAR BAR?

WELL, SO MUCH FOR SMALL TALK.

OKAY, HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER WE'RE HAVING?

NOW, WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT BAR BAR?

I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THIS INTERROGATION--

YOU GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION?

NO MIRRORS AND THE MAROON, IT'S A VERY NICE TOUCH.

MAROON MAKES SUSPECTS UNCOMFORTABLE.

DOES IT?

IT DOES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I SURE HOPE NOT.

I THINK YOUMAKE SUSPECTS UNCOMFORTABLE.

THANK YOU.

I THINK MAROON IS ACTUALLY RATHER FESTIVE.

SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE D.E.A.

C.I.A.

FASHION POLICE.

[laughs]

I'M SORRY. THAT'S SO RUDE OF ME.

I'M WOODY, WOODY HOYT.

I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME?

I DIDN'T THROW IT.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT BAR BAR?

DON'T I GET MIRANDA?

YOU'RE A COP. YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

NOW, IF YOU KNOW I'M A COP, WHY AM I STILL IN THESE CUFFS?

YOU SURE YOU'RE A COP?

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A COP.

I DON'T?

NO.

IT'S THAT...SMIRK.

OH...THIS SMIRK.

YEAH.

IT'S NOT THE SMIRK, IT'S THE DIMPLES.

THE DIMPLES GET ME IN TROUBLE,

BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I'M ALL CUTESY,

BUT I WARN YOU... I GROW ON PEOPLE.

WATCH YOURSELF.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

WOODY.

HOW DID YOU EVER GET YOUR SHIELD?

I TEST WELL.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIT ME IN THE FACE

WITH A PHONE BOOK, ARE YA?

MAYBE JUST THE YELLOW PAGES.

AH HA HA HA...

EASY, O. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HERE.

I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT THE LOCKUP, DETECTIVE HOYT.

WE JUST HAD TO CLEAR YOU WITH BOSTON.

OH, LOOK WHO IT IS. IT'S THE GOOD COP.

MEREDITH STACKHOUSE.

CALL ME MERRY, EVERYONE DOES, INCLUDING OWENS HERE,

WHO, TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE,

DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FIRST NAME.

SO, DETECTIVE, YOU WANT TO TELL US

WHAT YOU WERE DOING AT BAR BAR?

THE SHERIFF FROM MY HOME TOWN WAS THROWN FROM A PRIVATE JET.

THE GUYS WHO OWN BAR BAR OWN THAT PRIVATE JET.

AIR TRAFFIC TOLD ME SOME GUY NAMED MR. ROGERS

WAS THE ONLY PASSENGER.

I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO MR. ROGERS.

AND YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THAT?

IT'S CALLED TACT, O.

LOOK INTO IT.

NOW, IF YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING SOME KIND OF OP,

I COULD PROBABLY--

YOU CAN GET ON THE FIRST PLANE BACK TO BOSTON.

AND MERRY CAN ESCORT YOU THERE PERSONALLY.

DO YOU THINK I COULD GET MY GUN BACK?

NO.

(Merry) YOU GET TO KNOW A PARTNER AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF.

OWENS ISN'T THAT BAD. HE'S JUST AMBITIOUS.

WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE'S GOVERNOR SOMEDAY.

GOTTA LOVE L.A.

EVERYBODY DREAMS BIG.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

[laughs]

I HAVE AN OUTSTANDING COMMITMENT

THAT KEEPS MY AMBITION IN CHECK.

HIS NAME IS MICHAEL. HE'S SIX AND A HALF.

SO WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT?

YOU COME 3,000 MILES TO CHASE A MURDERER?

I MADE SOMEONE A PROMISE.

SOMEONE?

A GIRL I USED TO...KNOW.

SO WHAT DID YA DO, DUMP HER?

IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

TAKE IT FROM ME,

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT UP TO HER.

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

THAT'S A CHEERY WORLD VIEW.

PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, IS ALL.

I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVERYBODY'S GOT A SECOND CHANCE

TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT.

OH, SO YOU'RE THAT GLASS-HALF-FULL GUY

EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKIN' ABOUT.

I WORKED AS A DEPUTY FOR HER FATHER.

WHEN ANNIE AND I STARTED TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE,

I DECIDED I'D ASK THE SHERIFF'S PERMISSION FIRST.

WELL, THAT'S A NO-BRAINER, BOY SCOUT LIKE YOU.

HE SAID THAT NO DAUGHTER OF HIS WOULD EVER MARRY A COP,

THAT SHE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER.

TWO WEEKS LATER, I WAS ON A PLANE FOR BOSTON.

DUTY'S AN OVERRATED VIRTUE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY TAUGHT US IN THE BOY SCOUTS.

I GOTTA SEE A MAN ABOUT A FISH.

WHAT IF I'M GONE WHEN YOU GET BACK?

IF EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE, YOU WON'T BE.

(man) I WANT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! I WANT IT ALL!

GIVE ME THE MONEY! GIVE ME THE MONEY!

NOW!

DAMN.

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT NOW!

DON'T HURT ME.

[shouting]

YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH MY FISH.

FREEZE! POLICE!

EVERYBODY DOWN!

MOVE!

GO! GO!

[out of bullets]

COME HERE!

[groaning]

ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN? GIMME THE CUFFS.

ARE YOU...CRAZY?

YOU'RE HIT.

OH, CRAP.

SOMEBODY CALL 911!

IT'S OKAY. JUST BREATHE.

I'LL, UH, GO WITH YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.

I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS TOWN IN TWO HOURS.

COME ON, GUYS, GET HER OUTTA HERE!

ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. HERE YA GO.

CHOW TIME.

ENJOY.

HERE YA GO.

[running water]

[cell phone ringing]

YEAH, THIS IS CAVANAUGH.

JORDAN, IT'S WOODY.

[toilet flushing]

COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED

TILL YOU GOT OUT OF THE BATHROOM, WOODY?

I'M IN THE AIRPORT. I'M IN L.A.

YOU'RE WHAT? I'M IN L.A.

W-WHY? WHY WHAT?

WHY ARE YOU IN L.A.?

I'M WORKING A HOMICIDE. JORDAN, I NEED SOME HELP.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION?

I need you to set me up with somebody.

I'M SURE THERE'S NUMBERS THERE ON THE WALL

IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT HARD UP.

JORDAN, STOP GOOFIN' AROUND.

I KNOW YOU SPENT A FEW YEARS OUT HERE.

YOU DEFINITELY WORKED WITH SOME COPS.

I GOT ZERO CONNECTIONS HERE.

ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE?

JORDAN...

GIVE ME A NAME, PLEASE.

[sighs]

FINE, UH, THERE'S A GUY NAMED HECTOR CHIRULLO.

WE...HAD SOME ISSUES,

BUT I'M SURE HE'S GOTTEN OVER THAT BY NOW.

GREAT, YOU'RE HOOKIN' ME UP WITH YOUR ANGRY LATINO EX-BOYFRIEND.

Trust me, there's been a few.

UH, LAST I HEARD, HE HAD HIS OWN P.I. FIRM.

AND IF ANYBODY'S GOT HIS EAR TO THE GROUND,

IT'S HIM.

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

YOU HOYT?

HECTOR CHIRULLO.

YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU BLOW MY COVER?

SORRY, MAN. I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE--

LESS FAT?

[muttering in Spanish]

HEY, MAN, I--I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FAT AT ALL.

I-I'M JUST--COVER?

ARE YOU ON A JOB?

SEE BALDY OVER THERE?

HIS WIFE HIRED ME TO PROVE HE'S BANGIN' THE NANNY.

HE'S BANGIN' THE NANNY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW CAVANAUGH?

OH, I'M A COP BACK IN BOSTON.

SHE'S A MEDICAL EXAMINER, SO WE LIAISED ON A FEW CASES--

OH, BOY.

SHE GOT YOU TOO, HUH?

LET ME GUESS.

SHE, UH, USED YOU FOR SEX

AND DECIDED SHE HAD COMMITMENT ISSUES.

WE TALKIN' ABOUT THE SAME JORDAN?

WE'RE BACK ON THE FAT THING, HUH?

[muttering in Spanish]

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

YOU SHOULDA SEEN ME BEFORE SHE CHEWED ME UP AND SPAT ME OUT.

IT STARTS WITH ONE CHILI CHEESEBURGER, MY FRIEND.

THEN YOU JUST DON'T WANNA GET UP OUTTA BED

AND WASH YOUR OWN SMELLY BODY 'CAUSE IT HURTS SO BAD.

WHAT'S UP WITH THE GOLDFISH?

OH, UH, IT'S, UH... NOTHIN'.

LISTEN, MAN, I DON'T WANT TO SEEM RUDE--

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M OVER HER ANYWAYS.

I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE HEALED.

THE TRINITY BOYS.

THEIR DOT-COM WENT BANKRUPT ABOUT 18 MONTHS AGO.

BUT THEIR LUCK HAS CHANGED SINCE.

THEY BOUGHT TWO BUSINESSES, TURNED 'EM INTO CASH COWS.

A CLUB CALLED BAR BAR ON THE STRIP.

YEAH, I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE.

AND A FERRET FARM IN...

KEWAUNEE.

THEY'RE BOTH FRONTS. I CAN SMELL IT.

FRONTS FOR WHAT?

DIRTY MONEY. LAUNDERING OPERATIONS.

QUESTION IS,

WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THE MONEY THAT THEY'RE WASHING,

AND IF THEY'RE NOT KEEPING ANY COMPANY BOOKS,

THEN WHERE ARE THEY KEEPING IT?

I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO REVISIT THEIR OFFICES.

DON'T BOTHER, BRO. PLACE IS SECURE.

SIGN OUT FRONT SAYS, "PATROLLED BY GUARD DOGS."

OH, NAH. I MET THAT DOG.

HE AND I ARE LIKE PEAS AND CARROTS.

PEAS AND CARROTS?

YEAH, WE'RE PALS.

I LET HIM LICK MY HAND WHEN I MET HIM,

AND ONCE A DOG GETS YOUR SCENT, HE'S YOUR POOCH FOR LIFE.

GRRRR...

HEY, THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.

HEY, THERE. YOU REMEMBER ME?

I'M YOUR BUDDY FROM THE HALLWAY, YEAH.

YOU REMEMBER ME. YEAH, YOU DO.

RUFF!

GRRRR....

JUST BE COOL.

RUFF! RUFF!

BENJI, BENJI.

RUFF! RUFF!

JUST BE COOL, BENJI.

RUFF!

BENJI? BENJI.

[growling and barking]

klunk!

[snarling and barking]

HI.

I'D LIKE TO SEE DETECTIVE OWENS.

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

AN APPOINTMENT? THIS IS A POLICE PRECINCT.

HOW DID YOU FIND US, EXACTLY?

WHY SHOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FIND YOU?

THIS IS A POLICE PRECINCT.

YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU AN APPOINTMENT.

ALL RIGHT. MAYBE THIS'LL HELP.

HEY, DETECTIVE OWENS. HOW'S STACKHOUSE?

JUST GOT OUTTA SURGERY. IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE FINE.

WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY, HOYT?

I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU THAT, BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME ANSWERS.

MA'AM.

HOLD MY FISH?

YOU WANT ANSWERS? ASK ME A QUESTION.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MR. ROGERS?

ONLY THAT HE DOES ODD JOBS FOR TRINITY.

YEAH, ODD JOBS LIKE MURDER.

UM, CAN I HAVE, UH, ONE MORE QUESTION?

I'M WAITING.

WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

AFTER RODNEY AND O.J.,

THE CITY NEEDED TO COVER ITS ASS.

WENT SOMETHING HEAVY GOES DOWN, THE COPS THEY CALL IN

NEED TO BE HEAVY.

YOU WORK HERE, YOU HAVE A MASTERS.

CRIMINOLOGY.

MEDIA RELATIONS. HISTORY.

IF IT INVOLVES POWER, FAME, OR MONEY,

WE GET THE CALL.

THAT GUY IN THE YELLOW TIE,

RIGHT NOW, HE'S TAKING DOWN SOME CHESTER

WHO DECIDED TO MAKE HIS TRIP ON THE 405 NEWSWORTHY.

FIVE MINUTES AGO, 911 GOT A BOMB THREAT.

BECAUSE THE TARGET IN THIS CASE IS A LITTLE BIT MORE VISIBLE,

WE'RE THE ONE THAT MAKES SURE IT STAYS OFF OF CNN.

SURFER BOY OVER THERE.

RIGHT NOW, HE'S ON DAMAGE CONTROL.

WE HAND OFF AN EXCLUSIVE ON THE DEAD HOOKER IN THE POOL

OF SOME HAS-BEEN TV STAR, THEN, WE CONTROL THE MEDIA,

INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

WE ARE HIGHLY FAVORED AND HEAVILY FUNDED.

WE'RE THE FIRST ONES THERE AND THE LAST ONES TO LEAVE.

WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE.

SWEET.

(Owens) MEET FELIX TATE.

TATE, DETECTIVE HOYT, BOSTON P.D.

HI. HOW ARE YA?

WORST NIGHT I EVER SPENT, I SPENT IN BOSTON.

TERRIBLE TOWN, TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

I'M ACTUALLY FROM WISCONSIN. I'M JUST A COP IN BOSTON.

EASY, BEANTOWN, I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY.

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

SO TELL ME 'BOUT THE CASH.

ONCE UPON A TIME, '95, ACTUALLY,

THE FEDS DECIDED THAT $100 BILLS WERE TOO EASY TO COUNTERFEIT.

SO THEY CHANGED IT UP. HUZZAH! SUCCESS!

SEVEN YEARS LATER, 200 BILLION IN NEW HUNDREDS

ARE NOW IN CIRCULATION.

THANK THE LORD, THEY'RE TOTALLY UNCOUNTERFEITABLE.

YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

UNCOUNTERFEITABLE FEATURE NUMERO UNO,

COLOR-SHIFTING INK.

YOU HOLD THE BILL ONE WAY, IT'S BLACK.

ANOTHER WAY, IT'S GREEN.

NUMBER TWO,

TINY FIBERS, SWEET.

RED AND BLUE.

YOU CAN'T PRINT 'EM.

NUMBER THREE, EMBEDDED SECURITY THREAD.

GLOWS WHEN EXPOSED TO U.V.

THAT THREAD IS THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.

YOU WOULD NEED HYPER-ADVANCED SOFTWARE

TO EVER APPROACH DUPING IT.

SO THAT'S WHERE THEY MESSED UP.

OH, NO. SECURITY THREAD'S THERE.

THEN, IT'S THE FIBERS.

OH, IT'S GOT THE FIBERS.

SO YOU'RE SAYING IT'S NOT COUNTERFEIT.

RIGHT.

THEN, WHY YOU WASTING OUR TIME?

BECAUSE THESE GUYS HAVE DONE THE UNTHINKABLE.

THEY'VE PRINTED A GENUINE, USDA $100 BILL.

[chuckles excitedly]

IT'S PERFECT.

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT REAL?

SEE THE CLOCK ON THE TOP OF THE FEDERAL BUILDING?

SUPPOSE TO READ 4:10.

IT'S FIVE MINUTES FAST.

I DON'T GET IT.

IF THEY CAN MAKE AN EXACT BILL,

WHY DID THEY GET ONE TINY DETAIL LIKE THIS WRONG?

WHAT'S PICASSO WITHOUT THE SIGNATURE?

NAME'S RYAN JETER.

THAT'S WHAT 20 MILLION BUCKS LOOKS LIKE THESE DAYS.

WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY NOT SPENDING HIS MONEY

ON HIS WARDROBE.

GOLLY, YOU'RE FUNNY.

DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU?

JETER'S THE HEAD SOFTWARE DEVELOPER AT TRINITY.

WE'VE HAD HIM IN HERE THREE TIMES.

Lay off, man.

NOW, I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING.

THEN, WE'RE SIMPLY GONNA HAVE TO DIG A LITTLE DEEPER.

60 MILLION IN VENTURE CAPITAL, WHERE DID IT GO?

FOR THE 12th TIME, THEY SPENT IT.

WRONG ANSWER.

I'm gonna tell you what they did.

LOOK AT OWENS, TOUGH GUY.

HE'S SO GOOD.

PLEASE. WITH THE JACKET AND THE WATCH.

IT'S A PERFECT TACTIC.

SO CORNY.

THEN, THEY BOUGHT OUT THE FERRET FARM IN WISCONSIN,

SO THEY COULD PRINT THE DAMN THING.

THEN, THEY SENT THE FUNNY MONEY

TO YOUR BUSTED-ASS DOT-COM IN VENICE.

THEN, THEY LAUNDERED IT AT THEIR BAR ON THE STRIP.

HUH? CAN I GET A CONFIRMATION ON THAT?

How 'bout a simple nod?

GOING IN FOR THE KILL.

How 'bout an amen?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You don't know what I'm talking about?

I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN HERE

and remember the answer to this question.

(Woody) LOOK AT THIS KID. LOOK AT HIS EYES.

HE WANTS TO TALK. HE FEELS GUILTY.

HE WANTS TO COME CLEAN, YOU SEE.

ALLS I SEE IS A GUY ABOUT TO MAKE IN HIS PANTS.

NO, THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

THIS IS NOT GONNA MAKE THIS KID TALK.

LIKE YOU CAN MAKE HIM TALK.

I BET YOU $1.00 I CAN MAKE HIM TALK.

YOU'RE ON.

[phone ringing]

WHAT?

(Felix) Beantown says that

HE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN YOU.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE HIM A SHOT?

SO THEN, I MOVED TO BOSTON.

I REALLY LIKE BOSTON.

A LITTLE COLD.

SOX NEVER WIN.

I MISS MY FAMILY.

YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY?

MY MOM AND MY SISTER.

HMM, AND THEY LIVE HERE IN L.A.?

Tempe.

My mom's a teacher there.

Oh, that's great. She's a teacher.

That's terrific. I love that. That's nice.

YOU MUST TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.

YEAH.

I BOUGHT HER A HOUSE LAST YEAR.

OOH!

YEAH, BIG SWIMMING POOL IN THE BACK AND EVERYTHING.

[chuckles] OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

A HOUSE, A SWIMMING POOL?

BET YOU BOUGHT HER A BARBEQUE TOO.

YEAH, YOU DID!

WE BARBEQUIN' NOW, THAT'S WHAT WE DOIN'.

THAT IS TERRIFIC, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANNA CALL UP YOUR MOM.

WHAT IS HER NUMBER?

WHAT?

I'M GONNA CALL YOUR MOM. WHAT'S HER PHONE NUMBER?

COME ON, GIVE ME HER NUMBER. WHAT FOR?

I WANNA TELL HER HOW PROUD SHE SHOULD BE OF HER BABY BOY.

MAKIN' MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BUYING HOUSES FOR HER,

BARBEQUES, POOLS.

COME ON, WHAT'S HER NUMBER?

I thought the bills were just a prank, okay?

HE PULLED THE MOMMY CARD.

YOU WILLING TO TESTIFY?

IT'S TOO LATE.

IT'S EXIT STRATEGY TIME, MAN.

RICHARD KNOWS THESE NAZIS ARE ON TO HIM.

SO HE SCRAPPED THE LAST BATCH OF CASH.

HE ALREADY SOLD THE SOFTWARE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

FOR A COOL HALF A BILL'.

EXCHANGE IS TONIGHT.

WHERE? LISTENING PARTY.

For the new Ozomatli. It's at Bar Bar.

There's lots of people, easy cover for a pass.

ONCE THE SOFTWARE'S OFF THEIR HANDS,

THE TRAIL'S COLD.

THEY'RE FREE AND CLEAR.

WHO'S THE BUYER?

ALL I KNOW IS HE'S ASIAN.

SO?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA CALL HER, RIGHT?

OH, HEY, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU OWE ME $1.00.

OH, YEAH.

SAY, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR A HUNDRED?

UH, OWENS, I WAS KINDA HOPING MAYBE I COULD HANG AROUND

AND OBSERVE YOU GUYS TAKE DOWN THE TRINITY BOYS.

OH, OKAY, I GET IT. YOU'RE, UH--YOU'RE MAD AT ME.

AND WHY WOULD I BE MAD AT YOU?

BECAUSE I GOT JETER TO TALK AND YOU DID NOT.

GUESS I NEED TO PRACTICE MY SMIRK.

IT'S WORKING, YOU KNOW.

WHAT'S WORKING?

I'M GROWING ON YOU, BUT YOU'RE RESISTING IT.

IT'S OKAY TO LIKE ME, OWENS, A LOT OF PEOPLE DO.

THANKS FOR YOUR PERMISSION.

HEY, MAN, SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO PULL OFF THIS ASSIGNMENT?

TO THIS DIVISION?

YOU DON'T JUST COME WALKING IN HERE, BECOME ONE OF US.

YOU EARN IT.

YOU GOT THE STONES TO SIT THERE AT THAT DESK LIKE YOU'RE--

GO BACK TO BOSTON, HOYT.

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.

WOODY, RIGHT?

THOUGHT WE COULD TALK.

OPEN UP YOUR JACKET.

YOU THINK I'M CARRYING?

COME ON, MAN, THIS ISN'T NASH BRIDGES.

LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

LOOK, I APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HAPPENED

TO SHERIFF CODY, I DO.

APPARENTLY, HE STARTED ASKING SOME QUESTIONS.

IF I'D BEEN THERE TO HANDLE IT,

I COULD'VE STRAIGHTENED THE WHOLE THING OUT.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, CERTAIN PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR ME

DON'T EXACTLY THINK THINGS THROUGH.

MR. ROGERS HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS WRONG.

BUT I CAN MAKE IT RIGHT.

OH, YEAH, HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?

I CAN GIVE HIM TO YOU.

MR. ROGERS. I CAN PUT HIM RIGHT IN YOUR LAP.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

MY FRIEND JETERS JUST SPENT TWO HOURS IN INTERROGATION.

I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING YOU KNOW WHETHER OR NOT

HE GAVE US UP.

YOU WANT ME TO RAT OUT THE SUNSET DIVISION.

WOODY, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

ALL THEY CARE ABOUT ARE THE HEADLINES,

AND THAT'S BRINGING US DOWN, NOT SOME HIRED GOON.

I'M STILL A COP.

YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BE A COP.

YOU'RE HERE FOR PAYBACK.

OH, YEAH? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER, RIGHT?

ANNIE?

WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN COME BARRELING INTO MY CLUB,

I'M NOT GONNA HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT?

BUT YOU BLEW IT.

YOU BROKE HER HEART, YOU'VE NEVER FORGIVEN YOURSELF.

DON'T YOU SEE?

FATE HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER, WOODY.

THROUGH THIS...MISTAKE,

YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO MAKE IT UP TO HER.

A CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

THAT'S MY OFFER TO YOU.

YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN IS REAL SIMPLE.

YOU JUST GOTTA TELL ME, WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

(Owens) KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

ANY MINUTE NOW.

RUN THEM AGAINST INTERPOL FACIAL RECOG.

IF THERE'S A BUYER THERE, THEY'LL HAVE A SHEET ON HIM.

OH, YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PAL FROM WISCONSIN?

HE SEEMED RELATIVELY BRIGHT FOR A HICK.

JUST RUN THE FACES, FELIX.

ALREADY RUNNING IT.

(Felix) OUR MAN FROM JAPAN, HIDEKI GITSU.

FORGERY, KITING, ARMS TRADING.

BUYER LOCATED.

Grid three, outside the VIP area.

AQUA BLAZER.

(Felix) PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED.

OKAY, NOT YET.

HOLD IT.

NOW.

(Felix) PHONE BOOKS?

SOMEONE RATTED US OUT.

(Felix) WHO?

[phone ringing]

YEAH?

I KEPT MY WORD.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

THERE ARE 1600 HOTELS IN L.A.

THIS KEY OPENS THE ROOM AT ONE OF 'EM.

INSIDE, YOU'LL FIND MR. ROGERS. HE HAS NO IDEA YOU'RE COMING.

IN ONE HOUR, WHEN I'M OVER INTERNATIONAL WATERS,

YOU'LL BE AT A PAY PHONE ON THE CORNER OF WESTERN AND PICO.

THAT'S WHEN I'LL TELL YOU WHICH HOTEL.

WHY NOT JUST TELL ME NOW?

BECAUSE I'M SMART.

THANKS.

YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR.

I MEAN, WHY FIRE AN EMPLOYEE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE ELSE

DO IT FOR YOU, RIGHT?

IT'S A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOODROW.

HAVE A NICE LIFE.

STOP.

WHAT?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT-- YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

YOU'RE ARRESTING ME? WOODY, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUN.

HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A GUN?

HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A GUY ON THE ROOF OVER THERE

WITH A RIFLE POINTED AT YOUR HEAD?

MAYBE YOU DO.

BUT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT.

WHY'S THAT?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SMART TOO.

[gun cocks]

AH, AH, AH.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME COMING, DID YOU?

I MAY BE FAT...

BUT I MOVE LIKE A CAT. RROWR.

[police sirens]

WOODY, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MR. ROGERS.

AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

CUFF HIM.

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M A COP.

HEY, MAN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'RE MICHAEL.

HI, ARE YOU ONE OF MY MOM'S FRIENDS?

YES, I AM. I'M WOODY.

YOU MOM'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU.

SHE GOT SHOT.

YES, SHE DID.

SHE GOT SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? DUTY?

WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN YOUR PANTS?

YEAH, NO, NO-- YOU ARE RIGHT.

THAT IS ONE KIND OF "DOODY."

I'M, UH, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER KIND OF DUTY.

THE KIND OF DUTY THAT TELLS YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING,

TELLS YOU WHEN TO BE BRAVE AND STRONG.

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

SHE'S A COP.

YES, SHE IS.

SHE'S A COP.

SHE WAS GONNA PUT ELMO BACK BEFORE I REALIZED HE WAS DEAD.

WHO'S ELMO?

MY PET FISH.

HE DIED, JUST LIKE HE DID TWO OTHER TIMES.

I NEVER TOLD HER THAT I KNEW.

IS THAT LIKE DUTY?

THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE DUTY.

WHAT WAS I GONNA TELL YOU?

OH, YEAH, I HAD A MESSAGE FROM AN ELMO.

YOU TWO GUYS TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR MOM NOW, OKAY?

WHAT'S UP?

PRETTY DAY, RIGHT?

YEAH, L.A.

IT'S ALWAYS PRETTY.

FELIX CHECKED OUT THAT KEY.

THE CODE MATCHES A HOTEL WITH 24 LOCATIONS HERE IN L.A.

IF WE HAD THE MANPOWER, WE COULD...

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. FORGET IT.

FORGET IT?

YOU CHASED A GUY HALFWAY AROUND THE COUNTRY,

AND YOU SAY, "FORGET IT"?

IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT MR. ROGERS.

I SHOULD GO IN.

YOU SHOULD.

I CAN'T SEE HER LIKE THAT.

WHY NOT? THE DOCTOR SAID SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.

I DON'T LIKE HOSPITALS.

WHO DOES?

SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING PEOPLE I LOVE IN PAIN.

WHAT, DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?

NO, NO.

THEN, WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

I THINK IT JUST HAPPENED.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I THINK I'M GROWING ON YOU. I THINK I'VE GROWN ON YOU.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TELLING ME INTIMATE DETAILS

ABOUT HOW HOSPITALS FREAK YOU OUT.

THAT'S BONDING, OWENS. WE'RE BONDING.

CALL ME VICELLOUS.

VICELLOUS?

GET OUTTA MY CAR.

[cell phone rings]

HELLO?

(Jordan) Catch the bad guy yet?

DEPENDS ON WHO YOU THINK THE BAD GUY IS.

Wow, all that sunshine out there has made you

a little existential.

YEAH, I GUESS I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE THINKING.

Yeah, about what?

WHERE I BELONG.

HERE I AM, ON THE EDGE OF THE CONTINENT.

CAN'T GET ANY FURTHER WEST THAN THIS.

THEY ALL STACK UP OUT HERE.

ALL LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING.

And what're you lookin' for, Woody?

I DON'T KNOW. HOME, MAYBE?

Home is right behind you.

I'M NOT BIG ON THE METAPHORS, JORDAN.

I mean, right behind you.

YOUR RENTAL CAR HAS LOJACK.

IT TOOK NIGEL ABOUT TWO SECONDS.

I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU MIGHT NOT COME BACK.

MY FLIGHT LEAVES IN THREE HOURS,

THERE'S NO WAY I'M NOT COMING BACK.

GOOD...

'CAUSE I NEED A FAVOR.

A JOHN DOE JUST CAME IN, AND I KNOW IT'S NOT A SUICIDE.

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?

'CAUSE I'M SO IRRESISTIBLE.

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