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Ackley Bridge College is
a vegetable patch.
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While most of our pupils
are potatoes,
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their heads buried in the ground,
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you Miss Akhtar,
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are our prize marrow.
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Thanks. I think You're welcome.
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In fact, we want you to be our
second ever Oxbridge candidate.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves,
here, Ken.
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Why not? Fizza's more than capable.
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Well, I'm sure she is but I just...
We're relying on you
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to pull this school up by
its bootstraps.
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Which is why we have prepared you
a brand-new time-table.
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Extra lessons. Extra exams.
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And you're going to captain our
brand-new debate team in
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the upcoming tournament against
St Mark's School.
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So, how do you feel about all that?
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Got your fave.
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I'll eat it later.
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When was the last time you saw your
mates from the club?
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Rusty and all the Glamazons have
been sending you tons of messages.
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Don't want 'em to see me like this.
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Come on, Dad. Up and at 'em...
I said no, Fizza.
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Can't take your medication on
an empty stomach.
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Right, I'm off to school.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to snap.
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It's fine. See you later.
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DOOR CLOSES
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My English homework.
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No. Oh, come on Fizza.
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I've spent every waking
hour job-hunting.
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I need your help.
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Please?
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Yeah, all right.
You are a life-saver.
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I owe you, big time, honestly.
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Had any ideas about debate topics
yet, Fizza?
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Miss, with revision,
and rugby, I ain't had time...
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It's just I've invited someone
to watch the debate.
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An old friend from school.
Well, frenemy more like.
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She's a barrister now.
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Impress her at the debate
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and she said she'll give you work
experience at her firm in London.
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London?
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Right. No pressure then.
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Don't worry. You'll be fine.
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Plus you wouldn't be alone.
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Chloe?
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Hi. Think we're going to make
a really good team.
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See you both Wednesday lunchtime
for practice. Don't be late.
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I'll, I'll get out of your hair.
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Look, Mrs Paracha,
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I think we probably started off,
on the wrong foot.
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You did. Well, I'm going to this
Muslim speed-dating, Halal Hearts.
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Sort of cheesy, I know.
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I wondered if you'd like
to join me?
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I've got a loving life partner in
Mr Hyatt.
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I don't need a wing-woman.
I need a chaperone.
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Well, I'm a bit young to be
the chaperone?
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Well, I also thought, it might be
nice to have a friend with me.
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I don't have too
many of those round here.
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What it is, I'm doing my GCSEs.
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So I have to revise very hard.
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I don't want my son to pass,
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me fail,
I mean I'd never live that down.
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Yeah. So, I'm sorry.
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TV: Welcome to Namedroppers, the
show where your knowledge of fame
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and famous people can bring your own
ten minutes of fame.
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We shan't spend too long
going over the rules,
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as I'm sure you'll pick them
up as we go along.
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CLATTER
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Dad. Look what you've done.
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Sorry, I... I didn't realise...
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Don't worry about it.
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Bet you wish I were more like the
other dads at school, don't you?
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Like I'd want that.
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I'd have no-one
to borrow clothes off.
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I'm not stupid, Fizza.
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If people wanted
to look after their parents,
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there'd be no nursing homes.
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I know I embarrass you.
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Embarrass myself.
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Hey...
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it's just me and you against the
world, right?
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Fizzy Knickers and Queen Lasif,
till the end of time.
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Yeah, -yeah.
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Look, I have this thing.
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This, uh, debate team
thing at school.
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I'd...
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I'd really love it
if you could come along.
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Mind if we come in, Fizza?
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Don't ask her. It's a free country.
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Surprised to see you in
here, Marina.
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I'm stopping Chloe from committing
social suicide,
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hanging out with you
and your loser debate club.
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I'm basically saving a life.
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Right, well some of us actually care
about our education.
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So why don't you two go
and get your bikinis on
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and go wash some men's cars.
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It's not very feminist
of you, Fizza,
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judging a woman based on what she is
and isn't wearing?
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Liberation for all women,
that's what I preach.
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Well, go on, then, preacher-man.
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Tell us why a woman in
a bikini can't be a feminist?
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Women earning their own money.
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Take me hat off to you.
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Women wearing what they want,
own that body.
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But exploiting your bodies,
for your shoddy car wash?
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You just want pervy old
men looking at you.
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Men are going to look no matter
what I wear,
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so I might as well make them pay
for the privilege.
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That's payback.
That's equality. That's feminism.
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That's boll-... Looks like you've
started already. Great.
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Marina, you can leave now.
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What about me hair?
I'm going out in that wind.
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Fine. Fizza.
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Get up on the chair.
Start us off. Quick fire debate.
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Argue in favour of lowering
the voting age to 16,
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in one sentence.
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If I can legally get married,
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I think I'm more than capable
of putting a cross in a box.
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Very good.
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Now talk about the effect
of social media on mental health.
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Um... I guess,
it has, like, negative effects.
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Like memory loss? LAUGHTER
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That's terrible. Sorry?
You can do better.
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No, I don't know, like...
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Trolls and...
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What was the question again?
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Do I embarrass you, Fizza?
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What? No, Dad, no.
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Why do you want to leave me behind?
I don't.
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So why are you doing all this?
Fizza?
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Fizza.
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Are you OK?
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Brain of Britain, everyone!
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Is this about my friend coming
to watch?
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Don't worry about her.
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No, I... I just don't want to be
the "Face of Ackley" all right?
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I've got enough on me plate.
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I know this is daunting,
but this is well within your grasp.
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What's the point?
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Come with me, I'll show you.
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Why've you brought me up here?
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To show you how small this town is.
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And how your future is so much
bigger than what it has to offer.
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You could be an astronaut,
Prime Minister, anything.
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Butcher, baker, candlestick maker.
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I'm serious.
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You're dreaming.
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"Life is only a dream"
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"and we are the imagination
of ourselves."
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Don't quote Shakespeare at me.
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Bill Hicks, actually.
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And it means that you can
live a life
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that's bigger than
you can imagine.
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Me family need me.
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Don't let other people's needs,
rob you of your own future.
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You'll only end up resenting
the people you're supposed to love.
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All this, just to
get me on't debate team?
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Come on Fizza you know it's
more than that.
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Captain of the debate team now
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means debate society at university,
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which in turn means politics,
or journalism,
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or Oxford don,
or human rights lawyer.
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Do you really think so?
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I believe in you, Fizza Akhtar!
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Question is, do you believe in you?
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♪ I been lookin' for somebody
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♪ Trying to kick
it with somebody... ♪
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Hey, Hey. What do you think?
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I have been practising
for ages, man.
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That's it. I'm going speed-dating.
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She fallen out with Rashid?
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Nobody tell me anything.
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He ain't left the house for days,
now he's not answering his phone.
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He'll be fine. Come on, next topic.
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This is hopeless.
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All right, the debate's tomorrow
and me head's like a sieve.
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Don't worry, right?
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I'm sure Chloe will help you out.
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I see how she looks at you.
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Ever been out with a girl before?
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No, but it's not like
I'm against it.
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I mean Chloe's attractive right?
Hmm.
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Come in. Come in.
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Auntie Rusty. Hello, love!
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Where've you been all me life?
Ain't seen you for weeks.
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I've been knocking on't door every
day, she in't answering.
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I've been out.
Who's your boyfriend then?
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He's just a mate. Johnny,
this me Auntie Rusty.
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Ooh, what a firm
handshake "Just-a-mate Johnny".
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Rusty Pipez. At your service.
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Right, let's get drinks on't go.
Oh, yeah.
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No, sorry.
Debate tournament's tomorrow.
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You know you're not supposed
to drinking on your medication.
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Have a day off, Fizza.
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You're making me depressed just
looking at you.
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That in't funny.
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You are the only ray
of sunshine in my life,
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you know that, don't you?
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You need a party.
Woo! Here we go, party time, wa-hay.
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I can't. Well, I think you can.
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And I am as sure as sugar.
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I'm as proud as punch.
And I am gay as a flamin' goose.
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And gay means happy.
Let me be happy.
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I'll do it in the morning.
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Woo! Ha-ha-ha!
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Party!
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UPBEAT MUSIC
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Too young.
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Too old.
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Oh, six month business trip
to Pakistan? Mashallah!
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You think I were born yesterday?
Go back to your wife.
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You are good at spotting
the riff-raff.
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Pakistani Dragons' Den,
that's a me.
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And why you want
a speedy husband, anyway?
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I just wanted to prove that
I'm committed.
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To this community, to Islam.
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OK. You're right. I'm only going to
find someone who plays the part
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here at Halal Hearts.
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Not someone who is as smart
and devout as I am.
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Oh, that is rich, bro.
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Mr Hussein?
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Ms Paracha, can I have a moment
with Miss Farooqi please?
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Don't worry. I brought my bloody
headphones, with me.
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You followed me here?
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I'm Muslim and I'm single.
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I've as much right
to be here as you.
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Yeah. I was just joking. Is that all
I am to you, yeah, a joke?
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I think we just have different
interests, Mr Hussein.
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You think you know me already,
don't you?
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You don't know me either.
I know exactly who you are.
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You want everyone
to think that you're getting down
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and dirty with the locals,
but really you just want everyone
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to think you're better than
you really are.
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That's the virtue signalling.
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Mrs Paracha!
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BELL RINGS
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Good evening.
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Hey, prepare yourself for
a nice big gulp of woke-accino.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Your mum not showed up either?
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Me Dad.
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Sometimes wonder who
the biggest teenager is, me or him.
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Same with my mum, trust me.
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The messier,
more unpredictable they are,
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the tighter our heads are
screwed on.
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At home you're the grown up, and at
school, you're treated like...
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A flipping kid! Yeah, exactly.
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It's like emotional whiplash,
or something.
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00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,920
You're not what I expected.
251
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:50,640
Good. I always try to do
the opposite of what people expect.
252
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,040
People like to think they know me.
253
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:59,120
Cos of who I hang around with, What
I wear at the car-wash.
254
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,040
That's the whole point.
255
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,920
Cos then,
it's easier to be more surprising.
256
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,920
Smart.
257
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,040
Dead smart.
258
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,960
Fizza, this is my friend,
the lawyer. Hiya.
259
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,200
Pleasure.
She's told me all about you.
260
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,600
I'm really looking forward
to seeing how you do out there.
261
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,280
No pressure.
262
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,680
But surely it's moderation we
need to teach, not abstinence.
263
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,720
Junk food causes obesity
and disease.
264
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,560
A ban on junk food in schools forces
kids to eat healthier snacks.
265
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,920
But only if schools make healthier
snacks cheap enough
266
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,600
for students from low
income backgrounds.
267
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,680
Oh, wait, your school doesn't have
any of those, does it?
268
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,000
AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
269
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,480
You tell 'em, Fizza!
270
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,040
Yes, Fizzy Knickers give 'em hell.
271
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,480
BELL RINGS
272
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:52,280
Right, that concludes the
quick fire debate round.
273
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,080
The scores at half-time are
274
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,600
Ackley Bridge 4, St Mark's 3.
275
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
276
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,280
Please help yourself
to refreshments.
277
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,200
See, I told you she was good.
278
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,520
Her life's changing.
279
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,440
Are we talking about you, or Fizza?
280
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,200
Look, I know my family don't get it.
281
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,960
But I thought if I could show you
the difference I'm making, maybe...
282
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,960
I could get them off your back?
283
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,440
They always listen to you.
284
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,640
You wouldn't be seen dead in
a hijab when we are at school.
285
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,440
Now look at you. We're just worried
about you.
286
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,480
It's such a big change.
287
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,960
I mean, is it a religious boyfriend,
a nervous breakdown?
288
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,600
That's not funny.
289
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,720
We should talk later.
Grab a drink, Like old times.
290
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,680
You know I...
291
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,560
Muslims don't drink.
292
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,280
Look, I'm sure they're
lovely people,
293
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,920
but towns like this are where hopes
and dreams come to die.
294
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,240
And they'll drag you down
with them.
295
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,760
I've changed.
296
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,400
So either you can except it,
or get out my life.
297
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,880
Hey. I thought you'd be sleeping off
last night's party.
298
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,120
No. Too much to do now
I've bought this ice cream van.
299
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,800
A what van?
I bought an ice cream van.
300
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,640
You're, you're joking right? But it
won't just be an ice cream van.
301
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,240
Mobile corner shop.
Look, I'll be in full drag.
302
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,720
That'll be my gimmick...
303
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,640
SOUND FADES
304
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,080
You've stopped taking your pills
haven't you, Dad?
305
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,640
Oh, I don't need that rubbish.
Do you wanna blow a gasket?
306
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,560
No, those pills make me
feel numb, and grey, and dull.
307
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,080
That's not living.
Fizza, I wanna live! Let me live!
308
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,440
When you don't take your meds,
you get manic.
309
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,520
All right, get into
dangerous situations?
310
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,960
Like last time.
311
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,720
Right we need to go to the doctors.
312
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,520
What? And have your mum find out?
Let's see what they can do.
313
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,080
She'll have you taken off me! Right
well we'll just go home then. OK.
314
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,520
You were smashing it out there,
but in the second round...
315
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,440
I, I need to take me dad home.
Bye.
316
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,480
You seen this?
317
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,840
I can't stand these house
makeover programmes.
318
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,600
And her. I can't stand her!
319
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,640
CHANNELS RAPIDLY CHANGE
320
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,440
Oh, I've seen this.
321
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,840
She paints the bathroom shocking
pink and her mum cries.
322
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,040
It's hysterical!
323
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,600
TV: and make use of the equity
locked in her large family home.
324
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,520
BUZZER
325
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,360
TV: and has shops
and schools nearby.
326
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,080
But this four-bedroom...
327
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,120
BUZZER
328
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,520
Grabbed that from home.
329
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,200
Tried to get you the real debate
trophy, but security was tight.
330
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,680
How do you know where I live?
331
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,640
Lorraine owed me a favour.
332
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,680
She's a dark horse.
333
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,400
I'm sorry I left.
334
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,880
It's me dad. He's...
335
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,000
He's got this,
this bipolar disorder.
336
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,000
It's like a mental illness.
337
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,160
And he's stopped taking his meds
and, well, it's not good.
338
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,760
Is there anything I can do?
339
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,200
I just, just...
340
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,920
Just what?
341
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,520
Just, be here...
342
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,560
Where? Here?
343
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,640
Yeah. Here.
344
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,400
I, I'm not... See you tomorrow.
345
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,520
You haven't got to buy it
a drink first!
346
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,080
Just kick the ball! Kick it!
347
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,040
PHONE CHIMES
348
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,840
Sorry, forgot we were supposed
to videocall.
349
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,840
I was busy with something.
Look, I can't talk now.
350
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,720
KER-CHING
351
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,640
This is an absolute outrage!
352
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,080
SHOUTING CONTINUES
353
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,680
CAMERA CLICKS
354
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,080
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