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We're going to have a movie next night.
We never get to have our dad together.
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I know, right?
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I
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think
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I have some chocolate donut balls.
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Oh my goodness.
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There's a lot of sugar in it.
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You think they're going to be down for a
chick flick?
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Um, I mean, we've seen them, right?
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Tried.
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I'm totally down for a chick flick.
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What do you have in mind?
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Maybe a velvet crush?
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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We could snuggle on the couch all we
want.
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It's a big, cushy blanket.
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That sounds really good.
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I think we should have even more
popcorn.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Here, let me see if I can get a poppin'
on your hair, Martha.
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Okay.
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I love this dress of yours.
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It's really pretty.
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It's, like, super flowy.
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You should do a full spin for me.
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Okay.
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I know you gotta.
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You want to try turning a poppin' on me?
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Mm -hmm.
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Do you think you can catch it?
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Or do you think only...
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Have we decided on a movie?
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Yes.
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We're going to watch Crushed Velvet.
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No, we're not.
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What do you want to watch?
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Classic.
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Yeah. Like what?
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Something more inspiring.
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There's two Christmas movies. I love
Christmas movies.
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There's all black and white Christmas
movies.
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Fucking love them.
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You're kind of embarrassing me.
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Just watch me. You might like it. If
it's like his leave, 20 minutes.
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You won't know if he'll leave good or
bad.
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Yeah, you're going to see what we're
into these days. Right.
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No, we're not watching Christmas.
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If it's boring, we're going to change
it. Yeah. Okay.
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I think we can settle with that.
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No, I go to the gym every day to look
for something in my mouth.
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Okay.
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I don't know any of these people.
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I can
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tell this is going to be really boring.
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His wife's super hot.
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So you're watching this because you like
the film because they're hot?
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They need to be good actors. What more
do you want because they've got good
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action? You know what I mean, Johnny,
right?
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Actors. Not 9021067 whatever it is. You
guys like action movies that don't have
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a real plot anyway.
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You don't need a plot. You've got
action.
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Well, we're talking and I'm paying
attention.
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You're going to miss something.
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Shut up.
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I don't know.
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I don't care what the kids are into, I'm
going.
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This is a really good
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action movie out on that new channel.
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It's just come out today.
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All the top stars.
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Alright, alright, I'll shut up.
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You know who the top stars are in the
movie?
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Yeah. I'm surprised.
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I don't know who they are. Just relax
and be quiet.
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I'm just going to watch the whole movie.
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Would you like some of the coffee?
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No, nothing, sweetie.
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Let's knock it out. Knock things out,
Lauren.
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Hello?
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Yeah, knock these out.
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Let's go for it. Okay.
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It's locked.
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Oh, my God.
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Um, maybe my birthday?
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No. No? Do you know what my birthday is?
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Yes. It's the 24th. Okay. Come on. Let's
try again. Okay.
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No. Really?
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I'm like, um, maybe something?
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Uh, do you think it's worse than the
one?
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I don't.
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Totally worse.
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All right. Okay,
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I'm ready.
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Naughty. How is this hot?
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I think it's kind of hot. Yeah? Mm -hmm.
What do you like about it?
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I mean, look at how that girl's all over
his stepdad.
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My God.
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Holy crap.
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My virgin eyes. Oh, my God.
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So that's when you pick it?
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That looks really...
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Does this make me feel kind of funny?
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A little bit.
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Okay. I feel all
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this heat like rushing in my body
watching me. Yeah.
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I do feel a little warm.
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That's why we just ran so fast.
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What are you doing?
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What the fuck is... What's going on
here?
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I thought you were watching a movie.
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What are you doing?
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We're watching a movie.
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That's not what we were watching, was
it?
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Who got into the porn channels?
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That's not an excuse to start shaking
out here.
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Okay, well, why do you even have the
discussion?
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That's not the discussion.
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We thought the movie was boring. We
thought we would change it into
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more boring. Well, change it to an
action movie, not an action movie.
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There's a bit of action in there. Yeah.
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I mean, we enjoyed it.
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Oh, I can see that.
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Lucky we woke up.
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Yeah, true, I guess.
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I mean, Mr. Castle, I'm sure you've
watched, you know, things like this in
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past.
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Of course I have.
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I mean, I kind of need to get, like,
exposure somewhere.
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Well, you know, I would rather you watch
it here with us than on your own with
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other people.
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Okay. Is it something you want to watch?
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It's a company here.
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Yeah. It's exciting.
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So you're going to do it? Yeah.
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We're going to watch it.
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I'm willing to try it out.
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Not too loud, I don't want the neighbors
hearing it.
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It feels
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a little bit awkward though, you know,
I'm watching this with you two.
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Aw, you're so mad!
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Let me try to maintain an open mind.
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Okay, why did you pick that door stuff?
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Um, it was all the fun.
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I'm sure there was more.
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I'm just saying.
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It looks like this might be a good part.
I mean, watching the
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film is one thing, but this is kind of
crossing the line, don't you think? Mr.
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Cass was into this.
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He looks clean.
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I don't think you should be complaining.
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I think we should let it go this one
time.
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I think that's a great idea. I won't
tell Mom.
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No, we will not.
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months, right?
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No. I mean, girls would do it if you can
see it.
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I think so.
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I think you are enjoying it.
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Oh, if you're going to do this, you must
do it, right?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Amen.
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Thank you.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Woo!
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Oh!
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Here we go.
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Thank you.
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It's insane.
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Do you have any veterans?
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No. No.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Yes. Yes.
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Man, that pussy is good.
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That pussy tastes good.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Thank you for watching Pornhub.
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Yes,
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yes
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I'm changing the password as of now
because God knows what you're going to
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in two days.
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