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Transcript: Chocolate.
Resynch: Travis pour forom. com
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Is this your stapler, Roy?
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No.
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No, it's not.
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I used it for one thing.
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How many staples did you use?
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Six or seven.
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One, two, three, four...
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five, six... Is that seven?
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Why do you need to know?
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I just do.
I need to know, you know I need to know,
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and you never count how
many staples you've used.
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Eight, nine...
Oh, gonna have to do it in fives.
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Five, 10, 15... Is that 20?
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There you go, Moss.
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Awright, 'arry?
See that ludicrous display last night?
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What was Wenger thinking,
sending Walcott on that early?
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Fing about Arsenal is,
they always try an' walk it in.
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True. See you later, Moss.
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Mind 'ow you go.
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What was that?
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What?
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You were saying football things,
in a football voice!
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Oh, it's this new site.
It sends you a list
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of football phrases that you
can use in normal conversation,
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updated daily. It's great.
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I only use it so I can say
something to the postman.
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It's got a pronunciation
guide, or..
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pronunciation guide.
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You can get it sent to your phone,
so that even when I'm away
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from my desk I can still sound
like I'm just a big, normal man.
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45, 50...
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Oh, hey, Moss,
send me a link for that, will you?
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Right, I'm off.
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Bit early!
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Got a date.
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Oh, right, with Michael?
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That's right.
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Looks like a magician?
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Yeah.
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What?
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He looks like a what?
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This is Michael, right?
The guy that came in last week?
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He doesn't look
like a magician.
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Yeah, he does.
He does, doesn't he, Moss?
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Hmm?
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The guy that came
in looking for Jen?
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Ah, Michael the Magnificent.
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He doesn't look
like a magician.
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He does.
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He doesn't.
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He massively does.
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He does, Jen.
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Oh, shut up.
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It's a lovely restaurant.
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Isn't it?
One of my favourites, actually.
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One of the silly things I love about
this restaurant, have you had a look
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at these salt and pepper pots,
they're really beautiful.
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There's something about the shape,
and I'm probably a bit of
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a design freak but it's
a kind of beautiful...
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What are they saying that
could possibly be that funny?
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I'm funny, why can't I be
over there making them laugh?
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They're proper men, Roy.
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We're men. We're proper men.
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What's so different about us?
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Seven, 14,
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51, 35, 42,
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49, 35...
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Seven...
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'Did you see
that ludicrous display last night?'
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..21, 28...
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Oh, referee - oh...
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Did you see that ludicrous
display last night?
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What's Wenger doing sending
Walcott on that early?
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The thing about Arsenal is they
always try and walk it in.
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Exactly. Dan.
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Roy.
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But Chelsea, on the other hand,
I like them suddenly.
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Yeah.
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Chelsea?
You're having a laugh int'ya?
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I'll put money in
it if you like?
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Nah, I've already got
a pony on Liverpool,
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so I probably won't
see that again.
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Dan, Moss. Moss, Dan.
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Nice to meet you, son.
Want a drink, boys?
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We'll get this.
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Nah, it's on me.
Whatever these boys are having.
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Here he is.
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Roy, Moss, Derek, Luke. Moss here
fancies Liverpool for the weekend.
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Liverpool? You're
having a laugh int'ya?
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He's put a pony on it!
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A pony?
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Yeah, I know. Tell Barry!
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Tell me what?
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He's only put a
pony on Liverpool.
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You lunatic, eh?
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So, who do you support?
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Who do I support?
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Yeah.
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West Ham.
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Did you say West Ham?
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Is that all right?
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All right?
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What does that look like?
A birthmark?
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Look on his face!
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Look on my face!
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Roy, can I have a natter with you?
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It's about private man's business.
I'm sure you boys will understand.
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Excuse me, please.
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I'm a little bit scared,
and I want to leave.
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What?
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We're in too deep, Roy.
I'm worried they're going to find out
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I don't know what a pony is.
We should go.
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I'm not going anywhere.
I haven't paid for a drink
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all night, and besides, once you
get over the whole football thing,
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they're actually surprisingly
easy to talk to.
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Maybe we're proper men!
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Look, we're messing with
stuff we don't understand.
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We're through the
looking glass.
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Just promise me you will
not let this get too far.
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I promise.
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Hooray. He's kicked the ball.
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Now the ball's over there.
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That man has it now.
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That's an
interesting development.
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Maybe he'll kick the ball.
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He has indeed and apparently that
deserves a round of applause.
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Will you shut up!
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This is the worst
thing in the world.
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What could I do?
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He bought the tickets on the
phone when we were in the pub.
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I could hardly say no, could I?
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Can I use this?
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I don't know.
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Oh, they're singing!
Maybe we should!
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Just promise me we won't do
anything else with them,
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I want to go back
to being weird.
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I like being weird, weird's all
I've got. That and my sweet style.
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OK, look here, we'll make our
excuses when the match is over.
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How long do football
matches last?
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A billion hours apparently.
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Gonna play poker tonight,
you game?
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I'm in.
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Moss?
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I won't Dan, no.
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Come on.
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No, no can do.
I'm seein' a bird.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, why not.
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What's she like?
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Well, she's, er, not much to look
at but she is very kind 'arted.
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So as I say,
I've gotta vamoosh.
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What, you're not watching it?
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They're 'aving a larf today.
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We're winning.
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No, they're having a larf.
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Morning.
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Oh, my word. When did the
English start drinking like that?
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You people drink like
you don't want to live.
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We do love to binge.
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What happened to you?
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I've got Cockney neck,
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I've been speaking too much Cockney
and it's done my blooming neck in.
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< Oh, here she is.
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Debbie McGee.
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Morning, all.
I'm off to break up with him.
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What's wrong with you two?
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We've been hanging
out with men.
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Why are you breaking
up with him?
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Why? What do you mean why?
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Because he looks
like a magician.
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Doesn't he, though?
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Oh, he totally does.
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And ever since you two said
it I haven't been able
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to get it out of my head.
So thanks, thanks a lot.
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Another one bites the dust.
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You're not breaking
up cos of that?!
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I can't be seen
with that...mentalist.
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Do you know what he
does for a living?
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He is a driving instructor.
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A driving instructor who looks like
a magician. It's preposterous.
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That's almost the worst look a
driving instructor could have.
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So distracting.
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Only clown would be worse.
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Mmmm. Or mountie.
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So, how was your night
of poker with the boys?
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Yeah, good, good.
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I mean, I didn't...
I wasn't brilliant at the start because,
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you know,
I was mostly vomiting.
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Lovely.
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But then I knuckled down and
I brought my "A" game and, er,
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things got a lot better.
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That's good,
how much did you win?
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Er, no, no, I lost £200.
But it's less than I usually lose, so...
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Still, £200 though.
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Mm, but listen to this,
Dan let me off.
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He just totally let me off.
Proper men are so cool.
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They just don't
care about money.
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Hello.
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Where's my fackin' money?
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I want that money,
give me my money.
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Oh, really?
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I'm only joking,
you muppet. Ha-ha!
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Oh!
You're funny.
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'Oi, listen,'
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a friend of mine's let me down.
Can you meet me at lunch?
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Yeah, OK, OK.
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What's your address?
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Here he is. Hiya, Dan.
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You got here.
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Oi-oi, boys.
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All right, mate.
All right? You all right?
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Yeah, er, pretty good.
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Oh, hey,
sorry again about last night.
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Nah, don't mention it.
Listen, that favour,
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you wouldn't be available to do
a little taxi job would you?
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You want me to drive?
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This?
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Yeah, yeah, I suppose so.
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I wouldn't bother you with this,
but someone's let me down.
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It should only take
a couple of hours.
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It's no problem.
Oh, is it an automatic?
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Cos I can only drive an automatic.
Oh, it is an automatic.
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I'm your man. Oh, and you're sure
that everything with the money is OK?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
This makes us totally quits.
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You, sir, are a gentlemen.
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This guy, huh?
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Here we go.
Pull over here, Roy.
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OK.
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"You have reached
your destination."
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All right, everyone.
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Take your time.
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Oh, hey,
how do you get the radio to work?
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Ah, I've got it, got it.
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Oh, I love this one.
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- Yeah?
- Hey, man. All right?
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Hey, do you want to
meet up after this?
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Yeah, nothing's happening here.
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The guys have this, er, lockup down
by the gas works on Newcombe Road.
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The gas works? Is there anything
about them that's not manly?
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Jesus! Moss!
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Jesus Christ!
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What? What is it?
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There's a robbery!
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Across the road, right here.
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There's a robbery.
There's some blokes in balaclavas.
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Wow! They're,
they're totally robbing this place.
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Call the police,
call the police.
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Yeah, bye.
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Police, please.
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Yeah, hi, I'm on Denbury
Road and there is a robbery
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taking place right now.
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Three men, indiscriminate race,
balaclavas, big guns.
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Yeah, OK...
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Oh, my God, they're coming out.
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00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,762
They're coming out,
OK, they're coming out.
257
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:27,890
They're running towards us.
They're running towards the car.
258
00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:29,183
They're getting...
259
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:32,431
DRIVE!
260
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,893
Okey-dokey.
261
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:44,740
Straight ahead. OK.
262
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:47,530
Yeah, go on, keep going, mate.
263
00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:50,793
Right, swing a left here.
264
00:13:50,805 --> 00:13:53,750
Right, drive up
those ramps there.
265
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:56,381
Right, drive up the
ramps into the truck.
266
00:13:56,395 --> 00:13:57,331
Come on, Roy, quickly!
267
00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:58,841
Yep, okey-doke.
268
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:03,633
Come on!
269
00:14:03,645 --> 00:14:06,471
I'm climbing onto the truck.
Am I on it? Am I on it? I can't see.
270
00:14:06,488 --> 00:14:09,472
Oh, no!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
271
00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:12,022
What's the matter with you?
272
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,180
Get driving, man!
273
00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:15,522
Just get it up!
274
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:23,321
Up, up, up,
up we go into the truck.
275
00:14:47,188 --> 00:14:49,681
What's that? Is someone crying?
276
00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:51,101
No.
277
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:58,352
Did you see that ludicrous
display last night?
278
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:05,821
What was Wenger thinking
bringing Walcott on that early?
279
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:15,951
The thing about Arsenal is,
they always try and walk it in.
280
00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:23,713
But why? I don't understand,
281
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:26,171
I thought it was going so well.
Was it something I did?
282
00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:29,433
No, no. It's hard to explain.
283
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:32,893
Tell me, Jen, for God's sake.
You owe me that much.
284
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:37,813
You look like a
magician, Michael.
285
00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:39,522
All right?
286
00:15:39,536 --> 00:15:43,563
I'm sorry, but you do.
I didn't notice at first,
287
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:46,863
but then someone mentioned it
and now I can't get it out of my head.
288
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,362
But I'm not a magician.
289
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:51,162
I know, that's why it's not
good that you look like one.
290
00:15:51,178 --> 00:15:53,742
Well, what is it,
exactly, about me?
291
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,753
It's everything.
292
00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:01,131
There's nothing about you that
doesn't look like a magician.
293
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:05,003
It's everything. Don't you see it?
Don't you wake up every morning
294
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:08,130
and look in the mirror and think,
"Christ, I look like a magician!"?
295
00:16:08,148 --> 00:16:11,050
No. Well, you should.
296
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:15,100
I would, if I was a weirdy,
beardy magiciany man.
297
00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,561
I'm just trying to
help you, Michael.
298
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:20,232
So it's over because of that?
299
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,150
I don't see any way past it.
300
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,900
It's weird, it's weird for me.
301
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,233
I'm sorry.
302
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:31,283
No, wait.
Maybe we can think of something.
303
00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:38,751
What if I actually
learned some magic tricks?
304
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:41,621
- What do you mean?
- Perhaps if I learned some tricks,
305
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:45,880
it wouldn't feel so strange
that I look like a magician.
306
00:16:45,895 --> 00:16:48,672
You'd have to learn
a lot of tricks.
307
00:16:48,685 --> 00:16:53,973
I mean, you'd basically you'd have
to actually become a magician.
308
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:56,971
Do you really want to make
that kind of commitment?
309
00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,310
What was all that about?
310
00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:04,352
We was stitched up,
they knew we were there.
311
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:05,142
Oh, shut up, Barry.
312
00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:07,450
It was always a possibility,
that's why we had the truck.
313
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:11,403
We were barely out of there before the
bill turned up. Someone grassed us up.
314
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,032
Oh, is that the...?
315
00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:16,033
Oh, I've got to go,
I don't want to miss Gok's Fashion Fix.
316
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:17,862
Yeah, you're too
quick to trust people.
317
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,510
What do we know about this bloke?
How do we know he didn't do it?
318
00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:23,541
Because he didn't know about
it till this afternoon.
319
00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:25,500
I didn't know about it
till this afternoon.
320
00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:28,131
That's why I chose him to
do it after you shot Derek.
321
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:31,302
That's why he chose me to
do it after you shot Derek.
322
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,842
Hello.
323
00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:35,930
Hiya.
324
00:17:35,948 --> 00:17:39,140
You remember Moss?
325
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:41,730
So, tell me all about
the big robbery.
326
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,482
What?
327
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,061
Roy saw a robbery.
328
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:48,903
Did you phone the police
like you said you would?
329
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:53,033
I didn't say that,
I said I was listening to The Police.
330
00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:55,913
Look at all that money.
I wonder how much is there?
331
00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:58,030
Oh, one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven...
332
00:17:58,048 --> 00:18:02,503
You and your bloody great ideas.
I mean, who's this bloke?
333
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,871
All we know about him is
he supports West Ham.
334
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,883
Or maybe that's a lie too.
335
00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:10,800
Hey, hey now, little man.
336
00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:15,300
You can stand there and
slag me off all you like.
337
00:18:15,317 --> 00:18:19,393
But don't you start talking about
how I feel about my beloved West Ham.
338
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:20,973
Cos I love 'em.
339
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:22,933
I love 'em gooners.
340
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:24,943
That's bloody Arsenal.
341
00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:28,360
Look, if you've got a problem with him,
you've got a problem with me.
342
00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:29,941
You're fucking right I have!
343
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,233
Excuse me,
I am trying to concentrate over here.
344
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:36,611
And will you watch your ruddy language?
My ears are not a toilet.
345
00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:38,241
Derek was right about you.
346
00:18:38,258 --> 00:18:39,963
What are you after?
My piece of the action?
347
00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:41,832
You want to end up in
the boot with Derek, son?
348
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,252
Do you want to make one?
349
00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:45,441
Yeah, I'll make one, mate.
I'll make one right now.
350
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:47,410
Oh, yeah? Let's have it.
Don't you mug yourself.
351
00:18:47,456 --> 00:18:49,000
Let's have it!
Don't mug yourself!
352
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,472
I need to know
how much is there.
353
00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:02,060
No, you don't.
354
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:05,931
We need to get out of here, OK?
We do not want to get mixed up in this.
355
00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:10,481
What are we going
to do now? Quick.
356
00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:14,821
Get out of the way,
you bloody poof.
357
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:23,043
OK, let's go.
358
00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:27,162
Couldn't we have just have
hidden behind those bins?
359
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,343
I suppose.
360
00:20:00,536 --> 00:20:02,070
Right, let's go.
361
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:14,133
So, er, if you just place
these back into the pack.
362
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,963
Just pop it back in, that's it.
Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
363
00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:22,683
And before your very eyes,
I shall do the magic shuffle.
364
00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:25,763
And, er - ignore that -
this will go in here
365
00:20:25,777 --> 00:20:30,102
and Bob's your uncle,
abracadabra, is this your card?
366
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:34,522
No, Michael.
367
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,571
I'm sorry, Michael,
368
00:20:36,588 --> 00:20:38,653
it's over.
369
00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:45,452
I better make sure
she's all right.
370
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,502
Anyone see the final
last night, eh?
371
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:49,913
Fuck off, Harry.
372
00:20:58,018 --> 00:21:02,131
50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300,
373
00:21:02,147 --> 00:21:06,431
350, 400, 450, 500, 550, 600...
374
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:17,481
I think my dentist lives near here,
do you know him?
375
00:21:17,497 --> 00:21:20,572
That's a stupid question -
why would you know him?
376
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:22,781
It's not like you
live in the truck.
377
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:27,793
So, what sort of truck is this?
Are there different sorts of trucks?
378
00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,453
Is that a stupid question?
379
00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:33,171
Listen to me chatting away
like Stephen bloody Fry.
380
00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:40,880
Who closed the door?
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