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Bah bah-bah-bah 15 00:00:40,111 --> 00:00:44,771 {\an8}? Who loves the sun? 16 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,851 {\an8}? Bah bah-bah-bah 17 00:00:47,951 --> 00:00:52,091 ? Who loves the sun? 18 00:00:52,191 --> 00:00:55,491 ? Bah bah-bah-bah 19 00:00:55,591 --> 00:00:58,991 ? Not everyone 20 00:01:00,151 --> 00:01:02,411 {\an8}? Bah bah-bah-bah 21 00:01:02,511 --> 00:01:04,531 {\an8}? Who loves the... ? 22 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,630 {\an8}(SNARLS) 23 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:06,961 {\an8}? Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh 24 00:01:06,991 --> 00:01:08,811 ? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 25 00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:10,611 ? Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh... ? 26 00:01:10,711 --> 00:01:12,091 (SNARLS) 27 00:01:12,092 --> 00:01:13,230 (EXPLOSION) 28 00:01:13,231 --> 00:01:15,281 - (SQUELCHING SOUNDS) - (BIRDS SQUAWK) 29 00:01:18,962 --> 00:01:24,310 {\an8}(AMERICAN ACCENT) Now, look, I know what you're thinking 30 00:01:24,311 --> 00:01:25,811 {\an8}and, yes, I do work out. 31 00:01:25,812 --> 00:01:27,230 {\an8}- (VICKI LAUGHS) - (ONLOOKERS CHUCKLE) 32 00:01:27,231 --> 00:01:29,630 {\an8}I just like to rest a few years between sets. 33 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,811 {\an8}(OTHERS LAUGH) 34 00:01:30,812 --> 00:01:32,710 {\an8}- Pa-dutz! - (ONLOOKERS LAUGH) 35 00:01:32,711 --> 00:01:34,651 {\an8}But seriously, this is proof 36 00:01:34,652 --> 00:01:36,790 {\an8}that our product can be used by anyone, 37 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:39,011 {\an8}irrespective of age, body type... 38 00:01:39,012 --> 00:01:40,670 {\an8}(AMERICAN ACCENT) Or back-hair density. 39 00:01:40,671 --> 00:01:41,670 {\an8}- (SCOFFS) - (ONLOOKERS LAUGH) 40 00:01:41,671 --> 00:01:42,710 {\an8}Thanks a lot! 41 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:45,571 Made using nature's own maqui berry. 42 00:01:45,671 --> 00:01:46,771 {\an8}Tansform? 43 00:01:46,871 --> 00:01:49,411 {\an8}I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, 44 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:51,310 {\an8}even in your Australian winter, huh? 45 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,590 {\an8}- Which is surprisingly cold. - (VICKI LAUGHS) Yeah! 46 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,001 {\an8}(LAUGHS) And my nipples do not lie, huh? 47 00:01:56,071 --> 00:01:57,121 {\an8}Mine neither. 48 00:01:57,191 --> 00:01:58,451 {\an8}(VICKI CHUCKLES) 49 00:01:58,511 --> 00:02:00,801 {\an8}Well, spray tan is a growth area for us. 50 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:04,691 {\an8}Really? So, uh, is that a yes? 51 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,781 {\an8}Well, here's what I'm thinking... 52 00:02:06,871 --> 00:02:09,731 {\an8}Excuse me. What is going on here? 53 00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:12,230 (CLEARS THROAT) Could you just give us a minute, babe? 54 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:14,271 Can I see your room keys, please? 55 00:02:15,471 --> 00:02:17,471 - Totally. Yeah. Uh... - Yeah. 56 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:19,870 {\an8}- OK, h-hold on. We can explain. - VICKI: Yeah. 57 00:02:19,871 --> 00:02:21,990 {\an8}O-obviously, we should've paid to rent that patio area. 58 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:23,150 {\an8}- Of course. Sure. - Alright? 59 00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:24,350 {\an8}And not pretended to be staying here. 60 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:25,411 {\an8}OK. 61 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,790 {\an8}And Vicki should not have called the manager 62 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:27,790 {\an8}what she called him. 63 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:28,790 {\an8}VICKI: Yeah, but we are 64 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:29,990 {\an8}a start-up and we're low on cash 65 00:02:29,991 --> 00:02:31,510 {\an8}and you were being an asshole. 66 00:02:31,511 --> 00:02:34,150 {\an8}Yeah, we believe that Tansform is a market-changing product. 67 00:02:34,151 --> 00:02:35,150 {\an8}Yeah. 68 00:02:35,151 --> 00:02:36,150 {\an8}So much so that I mortgaged 69 00:02:36,151 --> 00:02:37,150 {\an8}my house to fund it. 70 00:02:37,151 --> 00:02:38,190 {\an8}He did! 71 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,190 {\an8}Listen, when we assess a company, 72 00:02:40,191 --> 00:02:42,310 {\an8}we don't just evaluate the product. 73 00:02:42,311 --> 00:02:43,790 {\an8}We look at the people too. 74 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:44,990 {\an8}OK, well, if that's the case, 75 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:46,350 {\an8}let me give you a little close-up 76 00:02:46,351 --> 00:02:47,510 {\an8}on my brother here, shall I? 77 00:02:47,511 --> 00:02:49,771 {\an8}He is the smartest, most committed, 78 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:52,430 {\an8}most honest person you could ever hope to work with. 79 00:02:52,431 --> 00:02:54,350 {\an8}You know what, and honestly, if you don't believe in us, 80 00:02:54,351 --> 00:02:55,710 {\an8}why don't you suck my... 81 00:02:55,711 --> 00:02:57,110 {\an8}(STAMMERS) OK, you have our information. 82 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,811 {\an8}- OK. - Thank you. 83 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:00,611 {\an8}I went too far, didn't I? 84 00:03:00,612 --> 00:03:02,870 {\an8}Yeah, at least we came off as passionate. 85 00:03:02,871 --> 00:03:04,871 {\an8}Yeah. 86 00:03:04,872 --> 00:03:07,230 {\an8}- Where are we actually staying? - (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 87 00:03:07,231 --> 00:03:09,211 - (JACKHAMMER THUDS) - (SIRENS WAIL) 88 00:03:09,311 --> 00:03:11,311 MARTIN: Ugh! 89 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:13,971 Looked nicer on Expedia. 90 00:03:14,071 --> 00:03:16,071 Eh. How bad could it be? 91 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:21,131 {\an8}(SUITCASE WHEELS RATTLE) 92 00:03:21,231 --> 00:03:23,291 {\an8}Does this country smell weird? 93 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:25,131 {\an8}MARTIN: Huh. A little. 94 00:03:25,231 --> 00:03:27,431 {\an8}(INTRIGUING MUSIC) 95 00:03:29,111 --> 00:03:31,111 {\an8}(FOOTSTEPS THUD) 96 00:03:33,711 --> 00:03:35,711 {\an8}(SIGHS) 97 00:03:48,151 --> 00:03:50,151 {\an8}(KNOCKS LOUDLY) 98 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:52,270 OCCUPANT: Who is it? 99 00:03:52,271 --> 00:03:54,271 (OCCUPANT GRUNTS) 100 00:03:55,871 --> 00:03:58,711 (VICKI VOCALISES CHEERFULLY) 101 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:09,011 Ooh! Hello, gorgeous. 102 00:04:09,111 --> 00:04:11,491 Hey, uh, w-what do you want? (GRUNTS) 103 00:04:11,492 --> 00:04:13,710 What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want? 104 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,051 (STAMMERS) I thought I had until next week? 105 00:04:16,052 --> 00:04:17,150 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 106 00:04:17,151 --> 00:04:18,371 Where's the money? 107 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:20,051 - Uh... uh... - Where is it? 108 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:21,771 - Uh, hey, um... - (OBJECTS CLINK) 109 00:04:21,871 --> 00:04:23,691 Yeah, no, they were a sure thing. 110 00:04:23,692 --> 00:04:26,870 E-everyone knows the rest were dog shit. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 111 00:04:26,871 --> 00:04:28,590 The only sure thing in life, mate, 112 00:04:28,591 --> 00:04:29,870 is getting your head fuckin' caved in 113 00:04:29,871 --> 00:04:31,311 when you don't pay your debts. 114 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:33,371 OK, wait! Yeah. No. Um... 115 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:34,771 I don't have it all today. 116 00:04:34,871 --> 00:04:36,871 - But, uh... - But what? 117 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,051 Holy shit. 118 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:40,291 Oh, f... 119 00:04:40,391 --> 00:04:42,571 - You used to play, right? - No, mate. 120 00:04:42,572 --> 00:04:44,870 Yeah, no, it would've been fuckin' years ago. 121 00:04:44,871 --> 00:04:46,350 You got knocked out in the semi. 122 00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:47,990 Cracked your head clean open. (CHUCKLES) 123 00:04:47,991 --> 00:04:49,270 - I recognise you. - Wrong bloke, mate. 124 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:50,691 No, no. No, I remember. 125 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,131 No, I had cash on Norths. 126 00:04:52,231 --> 00:04:54,761 And once they wheeled you out, the boys collapsed. 127 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:56,091 Yeah. 128 00:04:56,191 --> 00:04:57,891 Terry. Terry Torres. 129 00:04:57,991 --> 00:05:00,771 That's it. You were a fuckin' great player, man. 130 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:03,251 What the hell happened to you? 131 00:05:03,351 --> 00:05:05,351 (GRUNTS) 132 00:05:07,151 --> 00:05:09,151 That fuckin' happened. 133 00:05:09,711 --> 00:05:11,711 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 134 00:05:17,342 --> 00:05:19,390 (DOOR CLOSES) 135 00:05:19,391 --> 00:05:21,671 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 136 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,371 Hey! It's me. How are ya? 137 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:30,291 Uh, good. Great. Uh, so... (CHUCKLES) ..crazy thing. 138 00:05:30,391 --> 00:05:32,171 I'm in Australia. 139 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:34,411 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, Sydney, actually. 140 00:05:34,511 --> 00:05:35,561 (DOOR OPENS) 141 00:05:35,591 --> 00:05:37,591 (DOOR CLOSES) 142 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,211 - VICKI: Hi. - Hey. 143 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:40,371 What's that? 144 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:42,771 Oh, uh, this is for Joyce. 145 00:05:42,871 --> 00:05:44,971 - You talked to her? - Yeah. 146 00:05:45,071 --> 00:05:46,971 - We're having dinner tonight. - Ew. 147 00:05:47,071 --> 00:05:48,931 And what's this? Like, a present? 148 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,811 You don't like it? 149 00:05:50,911 --> 00:05:53,211 No, it's trash. But she's your ex, not mine. 150 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,211 OK, b... 'Ex' is a little strong. 151 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,571 We're just separated. 152 00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:57,830 - You know, we still talk. - OK, OK. 153 00:05:57,831 --> 00:05:59,190 I'm just saying I don't think 154 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:01,191 this is gonna make you 'unseparated'. 155 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:03,910 (SIGHS) You're right, you're right. 156 00:06:03,911 --> 00:06:06,051 Ugh. My judgement is off. 157 00:06:06,151 --> 00:06:08,011 Why am I so nervous about this? 158 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,451 I don't know, maybe because you quit your job 159 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,871 and started a new business 160 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,790 and flew across the world to win her back, 161 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,931 which I guess is romantic as hell, 162 00:06:16,031 --> 00:06:17,691 but that's not why we're here. 163 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:19,371 Priority number one is what? 164 00:06:19,372 --> 00:06:20,670 - Tansform. - That's right. 165 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:21,771 Tansform. 166 00:06:21,871 --> 00:06:23,571 Not fuckin' Joyce. 167 00:06:23,671 --> 00:06:27,291 No, you're right. You're right. But she'll take me back, right? 168 00:06:27,391 --> 00:06:29,451 I don't know, man. Maybe. Probably. 169 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:30,931 I... Not with that thing. 170 00:06:31,031 --> 00:06:33,451 Gimme. Gimme. 171 00:06:33,452 --> 00:06:34,550 Fuckin'... 172 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,171 Thing's a real panty-raiser. 173 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,691 "Panty-raiser"? 174 00:06:37,692 --> 00:06:39,470 Panty-raiser. You want 'em lowered and... 175 00:06:39,471 --> 00:06:40,521 (INHALES SHARPLY) 176 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:41,691 You know, never mind. 177 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,270 I don't want to talk about this with you. 178 00:06:43,271 --> 00:06:45,271 I'm going to the convention. 179 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:48,310 EVENT ORGANISER: How did you get started? 180 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:50,590 VICKI: I worked at a spray tanning salon back home. 181 00:06:50,591 --> 00:06:53,181 And then one day my boss, she started bitching at me 182 00:06:53,231 --> 00:06:55,171 and she was like, "You can't use 183 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,790 "the employee discount for customers." 184 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,350 But I was like, "I'm only using them on the hot customers." 185 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:01,390 Some of whom I was sleeping with, you know? 186 00:07:01,391 --> 00:07:03,651 Bosses just can be so frustrating. 187 00:07:03,751 --> 00:07:05,011 So frustrating! I know. 188 00:07:05,111 --> 00:07:07,531 So then I took some of the boxes of spray tan 189 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,550 and I started selling it behind the local high school. 190 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,590 And then, of course, my bitch boss rats me out. 191 00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:13,070 And then all of a sudden, I'm in jail... 192 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,331 - Wait, jail? - I know. 193 00:07:14,431 --> 00:07:17,171 So, anyway, I tell my brother and he bails me out. 194 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:18,870 And then he's, like, lecturing me 195 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,230 on how I need to get my life together. 196 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,150 And I'm like, "Martin..." His name's Martin. 197 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:24,310 I'm like, "Martin, that's what I'm trying to do." 198 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,030 I mean, you see that, right, Sophie? 199 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,331 Yeah, for sure. 200 00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:28,990 Can we go back to the jail thing? 201 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,811 No, it's just that I don't want to work for a fascist. 202 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,611 No, I want to be respected. 203 00:07:33,711 --> 00:07:35,771 Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile 204 00:07:35,772 --> 00:07:37,830 to, like, drop off this package, which was stupid, 205 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:41,691 and I...I meet this gorgeous but mean hula-hooper. 206 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:43,030 Hula-hooping was her job? 207 00:07:43,031 --> 00:07:44,251 No, it wasn't her job, 208 00:07:44,351 --> 00:07:46,211 but she was really good at it. 209 00:07:46,311 --> 00:07:48,001 And anyway, then I see these guys 210 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:50,630 and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos 211 00:07:50,631 --> 00:07:52,411 with the juice of this berry. 212 00:07:52,511 --> 00:07:53,731 - A berry? - Mm-hm. 213 00:07:53,831 --> 00:07:55,371 So we get a scientist to, like, 214 00:07:55,471 --> 00:07:56,971 whip up a formula or whatever. 215 00:07:56,972 --> 00:07:58,630 I don't know. I'm not a scientist. 216 00:07:58,631 --> 00:08:01,451 And we slap a label on it and here I am talking to you. 217 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:03,451 That's quite a story. 218 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:05,110 Why did you come out to Australia? 219 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,491 'Cause your sun sucks. 220 00:08:06,591 --> 00:08:07,851 (WHISPERS) Cancer. 221 00:08:07,951 --> 00:08:09,011 Cancer. 222 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:10,510 Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, 223 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:11,510 you can make it anywhere. 224 00:08:11,511 --> 00:08:12,611 OK! 225 00:08:12,711 --> 00:08:14,711 Well, here's your booth. 226 00:08:18,191 --> 00:08:20,531 You seem disappointed. Is there a problem? 227 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:24,971 Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie. 228 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,171 (TOILET FLUSHES) 229 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:28,501 Not to mention the stench of hangover shits 230 00:08:28,502 --> 00:08:30,790 which will definitely deter potential customers, 231 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:31,830 don't you think? 232 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:33,931 I could check if there's a deodoriser. 233 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:35,190 (SIGHS) That's not gonna work. 234 00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:36,750 Sophie, I thought we were friends. 235 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:37,990 There is one remaining booth, 236 00:08:37,991 --> 00:08:39,590 but it's part of the Diamond Package, 237 00:08:39,591 --> 00:08:40,641 so it's a bit pricier. 238 00:08:40,671 --> 00:08:42,651 - Take me. - Back this way. 239 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,270 OK. 'Cause you're not mad at me or anything, right? 240 00:08:44,271 --> 00:08:46,801 No, I'm not mad. Uh, a little bit scared. (CHUCKLES) 241 00:08:47,471 --> 00:08:49,011 (JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) 242 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,111 (PEOPLE LAUGH AND CHATTER) 243 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,171 MARTIN: Joyce! Hi! 244 00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:57,321 Hi. 245 00:08:57,322 --> 00:08:59,190 - (JOYCE SIGHS) - (MARTIN CHUCKLES) 246 00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:01,191 (JOYCE CHUCKLES) 247 00:09:03,671 --> 00:09:05,491 You look fantastic! 248 00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:06,630 How are ya? 249 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:08,971 Good. I'm good. How are you? 250 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:10,611 I am great. 251 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:12,371 And you're in Sydney. 252 00:09:12,372 --> 00:09:14,030 (MARTIN LAUGHS) Right? What are the odds? 253 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,851 Both of us in south-eastern Australia. It's crazy. 254 00:09:16,951 --> 00:09:18,331 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 255 00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:20,331 So, um, what are you doing here? 256 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:21,631 Well, believe it or not, 257 00:09:21,671 --> 00:09:23,531 Vicki and I have started a company. 258 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,571 OK. Doing what? 259 00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:27,671 Dramatic reveal. 260 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,691 Ta-da! 261 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:34,231 We are officially in the beauty product business. 262 00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:37,291 (SCOFFS) 263 00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,971 Uh, what about your job? 264 00:09:39,071 --> 00:09:40,571 I quit. 265 00:09:40,671 --> 00:09:41,851 Really? 266 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,811 After 20 years? 267 00:09:43,911 --> 00:09:46,951 Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice. 268 00:09:48,031 --> 00:09:50,931 So being here is purely a business decision? 269 00:09:51,031 --> 00:09:52,091 Exactly. 270 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,190 Nothing to do with me? 271 00:09:53,191 --> 00:09:54,491 No! I mean... 272 00:09:54,591 --> 00:09:58,411 OK, OK, well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind. 273 00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:00,511 Like, way, way back there, though. 274 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:05,111 (SIGHS) 275 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:10,131 Look, I-I-I made a lot of promises in the past. 276 00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:12,211 Promises that I didn't keep. 277 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,311 And... 278 00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:15,681 ...this is different. 279 00:10:15,711 --> 00:10:17,011 Alright? 280 00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:19,771 This one is going to come together. 281 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,691 It has to, 'cause... 282 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,571 (SOBER MUSIC) 283 00:10:23,671 --> 00:10:25,671 ...I miss you. 284 00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:29,571 (SIGHS) 285 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,871 Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore? 286 00:10:32,222 --> 00:10:34,270 Oh. 287 00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:35,931 You... (SIGHS) 288 00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:37,331 Martin, 289 00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:40,411 you had a lot of good intentions in our marriage. 290 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:41,510 We're still married. 291 00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:43,011 But while I was waiting for you 292 00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:44,630 to follow through on those intentions, 293 00:10:44,631 --> 00:10:46,171 my life was passing me by. 294 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,771 OK, I get it. I...I really do, but... 295 00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:51,510 Look, I'm... I'm glad you're, um, excited about your business, 296 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:55,491 but I did not come here to be pitched on our future. 297 00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:57,571 (JOYCE SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY) 298 00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,691 This... this... this was a mistake. 299 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,371 - MARTIN: No... - So... (SIGHS) 300 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:02,521 Joy... Joyce! 301 00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:03,870 Hey, good luck with the business. 302 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,411 Joyce, please... (STAMMERS) 303 00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:07,131 Come on, let's just eat. 304 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,231 Joyce! 305 00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,171 (SIGHS) 306 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,910 - (RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS) - (PATRONS CHATTER) 307 00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:15,150 MARTIN: You know, she's right. 308 00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:16,990 You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest, 309 00:11:16,991 --> 00:11:18,691 I said we'd have kids. 310 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,291 I just kept pushing it off. 311 00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,550 Well, the bright side is 312 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,150 now you can spend more time on our business. 313 00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:24,531 Right, yeah. 314 00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:27,211 And, hey, speaking of, put on your best fake smile. 315 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,750 We've got a room full of potential buyers to impress. 316 00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:31,190 I'm not really in the mood to network. 317 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,931 I know, buddy. I know. 318 00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:35,931 Joyce was... Joyce. You loved her. 319 00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:37,731 But people do move on. 320 00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:39,150 I don't want to move on, Vicki. 321 00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:41,571 I know. And I don't want to do this. 322 00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,731 Ow! Ow! Stop. 323 00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:44,990 - Oh! - (SOFTLY) Fuck! It's stuck. 324 00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:46,110 - Jesus. - (METAL RINGS) 325 00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,411 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 326 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:49,190 Sorry. I thought that would've come off easier. 327 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,190 But the point is, what would you have said to me 328 00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:52,510 if I was in the same position? 329 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,291 You would say, "You get one chance 330 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,590 "to make a first impression." 331 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,891 So stop fuckin' crying about your ex-wife. 332 00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,030 You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy. 333 00:12:00,031 --> 00:12:03,291 Not really my tone, but, uh, sure. 334 00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:04,491 There we go. 335 00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,270 - (BRIGHTLY) Hello, good sir! - BARTENDER: Hi. 336 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,750 What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful? 337 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,011 Um... 338 00:12:10,111 --> 00:12:12,011 VICKI: Oooh! 339 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,491 Oh, how much? 340 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,150 - BARTENDER: $750. - We'll take it! 341 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,091 Vicki! We... we can't afford that! 342 00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:19,550 No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can. 343 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,651 - For our image, right? - Absolutely not. 344 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:23,310 - Please, please, please, please. - No, no, no, no. 345 00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:25,470 - Please, please, please, please. - No, no, no, no, no. 346 00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:27,461 - So you want it or...? - Yes, yes, yes, we do. 347 00:12:27,462 --> 00:12:29,190 Yeah, say yes. Say yes. Yes, yes, yes. 348 00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,811 - Yes, yes, yes. Yes, we do. - OK. 349 00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:31,950 (GASPS) 350 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,430 That's my big beautiful brother. 351 00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:35,811 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 352 00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,211 And I know exactly who I'm gonna impress. 353 00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:40,091 I'll save you some. 354 00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:42,271 MARTIN: Oh, sure. 355 00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:45,830 Ugh. 356 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,091 Looks like you two are doing well. 357 00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:50,851 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Very well. 358 00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:52,411 What do you do? 359 00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,011 Wait. Actually, let me guess. 360 00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:57,811 You are in... 361 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,911 ...tanning products. 362 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,590 (LAUGHS) How did you know that? 363 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:06,211 I just... I just go to a lot of beauty conventions. 364 00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:09,051 Oh, well, it shows, I guess. 365 00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:10,571 (GASPS) 366 00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,971 I'm Susi. 367 00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:14,491 Martin. Hi. 368 00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,651 So how long have you been 369 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,811 in the 'painting people orange' racket? 370 00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:22,651 - (LAUGHS) Well, about a year. - Uh-huh. 371 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:26,331 Yeah, I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst. 372 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,891 Right! 373 00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,611 And why did you give that up? 374 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:32,091 Well, uh, you know, I decided 375 00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,831 I wasn't gonna let the life I wanted get away from me. 376 00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:37,091 Wow. 377 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:41,691 That is some truly sentimental bullshit. 378 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,051 Oh, I'm sorry. 379 00:13:43,052 --> 00:13:45,030 I've been listening to too much self-help lately. 380 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:47,251 No, seriously, you know, 381 00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,830 not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk. 382 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,831 Oh. 383 00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:54,091 Well, how about you? 384 00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,651 You, uh, living the life that you want to live? 385 00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,811 Fuckin' hell, Martin. 386 00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:01,091 You're only asking the big questions. 387 00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:02,371 (LAUGHS) 388 00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,211 Yeah. Sorry. 389 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,931 Well, OK, um, if you want the truth, then... 390 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:10,171 (CASH REGISTER BEEPS) 391 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:11,691 ...maybe not. 392 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,171 VICKI: And... drink, drink! 393 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,670 - (GLASSES CLINK) - VICKI: Drink, drink! 394 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,171 - Uh! Uh! Mm! - Mm! 395 00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:18,321 PATRONS: Whoo! 396 00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:19,870 - (SUSI LAUGHS) - (PATRONS CLAP AND CHEER) 397 00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:21,310 Your girlfriend's having fun. 398 00:14:21,311 --> 00:14:22,851 No, that's my... my sister. 399 00:14:22,951 --> 00:14:24,951 And, yeah, this is her nirvana. 400 00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:28,771 - Not yours? - Oh, God, no. 401 00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:30,291 No. 402 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,811 Well, I did hear a rumour 403 00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,381 that there's a wine bar within walking distance. 404 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,631 Actually, I... I don't think I... 405 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,051 Sorry. I'm sorry. 406 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,630 Sorry, that was way too forward. 407 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,670 - Oh... - I just... 408 00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:45,891 I don't know anybody in town and... 409 00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:47,501 - No, no, no, no. It's just... - Oh! 410 00:14:47,502 --> 00:14:49,390 No, we have this big presentation tomorrow. 411 00:14:49,391 --> 00:14:50,851 It's... it's OK. I get it. 412 00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,950 Look, it was really nice to, um... to meet you. 413 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:54,251 I hope it goes really well. 414 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,851 MARTIN: Thank you. 415 00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:57,001 (LAUGHS) 416 00:14:57,071 --> 00:14:59,251 Sorry. (LAUGHS) 417 00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:01,551 (SUSI SIGHS) 418 00:15:02,711 --> 00:15:04,211 (GLASS THUDS SOFTLY) 419 00:15:04,311 --> 00:15:06,311 You know, one glass of wine... 420 00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:09,671 ...it's not gonna kill anybody, right? 421 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:12,750 - SUSI: Cheers to that. - (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Cheers. 422 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,470 - (BROADENS ACCENT) Ha! Cheers. - (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Cheers. 423 00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:16,310 (REGULAR ACCENT) This is your first time in Australia? 424 00:15:16,311 --> 00:15:17,950 (REGULAR ACCENT) This is my first time here. 425 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,851 - Wow! Welcome. - Yeah. 426 00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,971 So, um, this spray tan of yours, 427 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,651 is it any good? 428 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,470 Uh, well, why don't you be the judge? 429 00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,611 - Here we go. Here. - Alright. 430 00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:29,091 It's good. It's cute. 431 00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:31,491 - Right? - Tansform. 432 00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:35,211 - And the pitch begins... - (CHUCKLES) 433 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,311 ...now. 434 00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:44,691 May I? 435 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:46,331 - SUSI: Yes, yes. - Hand? 436 00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:48,431 Alright. 437 00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,591 SUSI: Ah! 438 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,491 Everyday life can take its toll. 439 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,451 Work, bills, responsibility. 440 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:02,851 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 441 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:05,541 MARTIN: They can make you feel colourless, right? 442 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:09,531 But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way, 443 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:13,371 with the spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere... 444 00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,471 - (SPRAY HISSES) - (GASPS) 445 00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:18,751 Transform with Tansform. 446 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,971 And be the best version of yourself. 447 00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:25,391 (LAUGHS) 448 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:28,241 It's good. 449 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,211 - (BOTH KISS) - (SUSI LAUGHS) 450 00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:31,611 Oh, my God! 451 00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:33,791 It's really fucking good. 452 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,831 (SNIFFS) 453 00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:44,851 (GRUNTS) 454 00:16:44,951 --> 00:16:46,951 (SNIFFS) 455 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:50,091 (SOFT, DISCORDANT MUSIC) 456 00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,191 (GRUNTS) 457 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,571 (SUSI INHALES DEEPLY) 458 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:05,651 SUSI: Hmm! 459 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,751 - Hi! - Hi. 460 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:11,451 (SUSI CHUCKLES) 461 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:14,091 Mm, last night got kind of crazy. 462 00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:16,871 Yeah. Looks that way, yeah. 463 00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:20,911 SUSI: Hmm. 464 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,751 (PHONE BUZZES) 465 00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:31,311 SUSI: You wanna get some breakfast? 466 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,591 Martin? 467 00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:36,411 Breakfast? 468 00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,681 - I've... Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. - (PHONE CLICKS) 469 00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,751 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 470 00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:44,811 SUSI: Are you OK? 471 00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:46,491 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 472 00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,931 I just normally don't drink that much. 473 00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:50,211 Ah. 474 00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:52,251 Welcome to Australia. 475 00:17:52,351 --> 00:17:53,451 (LAUGHS) 476 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,971 I mean, actually, you know, 477 00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:57,411 look, it's just... 478 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,661 - Last night was... - Yeah. 479 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:01,031 Uh, about that... 480 00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:04,491 (PHONE UNLOCKS) 481 00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:07,071 Just... if you could press play. 482 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:16,110 - (DOOR BELL JINGLES) - You filmed us? 483 00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:18,590 Everything's gonna be fine. You just gotta do what he says, OK? 484 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,591 - What who says? - (CHAIR SCRAPES) 485 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,551 Morning, Martin. 486 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:30,651 Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused? Wh... 487 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,390 KASH: Oh, what you think's happening 488 00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:34,871 is exactly what's happening. 489 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,091 I think I should leave. 490 00:18:38,092 --> 00:18:39,190 Yeah. 491 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,190 (THUMPS TABLE) 492 00:18:40,191 --> 00:18:41,291 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 493 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,531 KASH: I just got here. 494 00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,631 (WHISPERS) Sit down. 495 00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:47,811 (CHAIR CREAKS) 496 00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:49,171 KASH: Alright. 497 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,351 It's gonna be 10,000. 498 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,670 What? 499 00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:55,611 (FORK CLINKS) 500 00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,891 $10,000, Martin. 501 00:18:57,991 --> 00:19:00,531 Or we're gonna throw this up on the interwebs 502 00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:03,091 where your wife, kids, 503 00:19:03,191 --> 00:19:06,571 heck, even your priest can have a looksie, eh? 504 00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,291 You're... you're blackmailing me? 505 00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:11,531 Oh, no, I like to think of it as preserving your privacy 506 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,631 at market cost. 507 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,491 (STAMMERS) Who says I'm married? 508 00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:18,591 (FORK RINGS) 509 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:23,311 Spotting this is her speciality, mate. 510 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,211 - (FORK SCRAPES) - (STAMMERS) 511 00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:30,411 I don't have 10 grand. 512 00:19:30,511 --> 00:19:32,291 What was it they got up at the bar? 513 00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:34,491 Rich-prick rum. 514 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,051 The whole bottle. 515 00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:39,171 Whole bottle of rich-prick rum. 516 00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:41,011 No, it was... that was my sister. She... 517 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,710 You've got till 10:00 tonight, OK? 518 00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:45,491 I'm... I'm... Look, you don't understand. 519 00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:47,110 I really don't have that kind of money. 520 00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:49,111 See that? 521 00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,371 Six hours in the chair. 522 00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:54,211 Skin so thin it feels like 523 00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:56,421 someone's jackhammering at your nerves. 524 00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,211 But I didn't move. 525 00:19:58,311 --> 00:19:59,651 Nuh. 526 00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:02,371 'Cause I want everyone to know I love my sister 527 00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:04,531 and I'd do anything for her. 528 00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:06,631 OK. 529 00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,791 If you love your wife, Martin... 530 00:20:11,351 --> 00:20:12,451 ...you'll get the cash. 531 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,331 Yeah? 532 00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:16,431 It was really good. 533 00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:31,031 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 534 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,031 (DOOR SLAMS, BELL JINGLES) 535 00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:36,371 So this whole thing... 536 00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:39,111 Just pay him, Martin. 537 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,111 (DOOR BELL JINGLES) 538 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,011 VICKI: Hello! 539 00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:51,931 (VICKI SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY) 540 00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,691 (VICKI WHISPERS) Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! 541 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,451 Yeah, you did! 542 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,531 My God, I'm so proud of you. 543 00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:01,411 Oh, and I found a model for the presentation. 544 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,491 She is very talented. 545 00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,941 Actually, I took a few nudes. Do you want to see? 546 00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:08,291 Oh, yeah. Here. 547 00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,391 (RING THUDS AND SPINS) 548 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,091 Hey, are you OK? 549 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,011 You look a little pale. 550 00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:17,651 (RING SPINS RAPIDLY) 551 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,750 Well, lucky for you your marriage is over, 552 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,070 otherwise this would be a problem. 553 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,750 - No, it's not over. - (DISTANT JACKHAMMERING) 554 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:25,101 Joyce texted me this morning. She wants to talk. 555 00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:26,371 Ooh, OK. 556 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,750 You're willing to get mixed up 557 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,110 with a couple of shakedown artists 558 00:21:29,111 --> 00:21:31,131 because Joyce wants to talk? 559 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,651 - Vicki, please. - Sorry. 560 00:21:33,652 --> 00:21:35,190 - It's fine. I... - (DISTANT SIREN) 561 00:21:35,191 --> 00:21:36,870 I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit. 562 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:37,971 Extortion? 563 00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,550 Remember how I used to run dope 564 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,091 for Uncle Rick down in Mexico? 565 00:21:41,191 --> 00:21:42,571 Uncle Rick sells dope? 566 00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:43,910 It was actually pretty good stuff. 567 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,590 But when you're driving desert roads, 568 00:21:45,591 --> 00:21:46,790 there's always this chance 569 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,150 that you could run into bandits. 570 00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:49,931 And if you do, you have two options. 571 00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:53,811 You can either stop and let them take what is yours 572 00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:56,571 or you accelerate and force them to move. 573 00:21:56,671 --> 00:21:58,171 We're not accelerating. 574 00:21:58,172 --> 00:22:00,030 Look, we've got enough cash in our account. 575 00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,190 We're just gonna pay them off. 576 00:22:01,191 --> 00:22:03,191 Right. Uh... 577 00:22:04,191 --> 00:22:05,891 - What? - OK. 578 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,331 The... the organiser of the... of the event, this friend of mine, 579 00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:10,790 um, she's not really a friend of mine, 580 00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:12,270 but we kinda became friends and... 581 00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:14,611 She offered us the biggest booth at the event 582 00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:18,291 and, um, it was really expensive... 583 00:22:18,391 --> 00:22:21,771 And, uh, what are you trying to say, Vicki? 584 00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:23,871 We have... 585 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,261 ...$812 left in our business account. 586 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,790 - MARTIN: Fuck! - VICKI: Yeah. 587 00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,070 - MARTIN: Fuck! - VICKI: OK. 588 00:22:29,071 --> 00:22:30,411 It's gonna be OK, trust me. 589 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:31,510 - Trust me! - No, no, no. 590 00:22:31,511 --> 00:22:32,931 I'm gonna lose my wife 591 00:22:33,031 --> 00:22:35,651 and my house and my business. 592 00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:36,971 Perfect! 593 00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:38,851 You'll still have me, though. 594 00:22:38,951 --> 00:22:43,171 No, you'll be gone too because I will have killed you. 595 00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:44,651 (DOOR SLAMS) 596 00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:46,791 (TENSE MUSIC) 597 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:58,631 (GRUNTS AND HYPERVENTILATES) 598 00:23:02,471 --> 00:23:04,851 - Oh! Oh! - KASH: Missed. 599 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,611 Dave, turn the hole. 600 00:23:07,711 --> 00:23:09,401 - (VELCRO RIPS) - (MAN WHIMPERS) 601 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,431 (BLADE RINGS AND THUDS) 602 00:23:16,711 --> 00:23:17,851 Big fella. 603 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:19,550 - What you got for me, Terry? - Nothing. 604 00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:20,971 He's a degenerate gambler. 605 00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:22,211 You squeeze him? 606 00:23:22,212 --> 00:23:23,750 Wouldn't have made a difference. 607 00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,230 - (SICKENING CRUNCH) - Oh! Ahhhh! 608 00:23:25,231 --> 00:23:27,511 (MAN SHRIEKS AND WHIMPERS) 609 00:23:27,512 --> 00:23:30,430 KASH: Took him at his word, did ya? 610 00:23:30,431 --> 00:23:32,291 (SIGHS) I made a judgement call. 611 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,110 Said I would come back in a couple of days. 612 00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:35,990 'Cause that's what I'm paying you for, right? 613 00:23:35,991 --> 00:23:37,611 - Your judgement? - Well... 614 00:23:37,612 --> 00:23:39,830 You want me to go back there, kick him in the guts 615 00:23:39,831 --> 00:23:42,150 and hopefully that he shits fuckin' gold coins out? 616 00:23:42,151 --> 00:23:44,561 - You want that? - (KASH CHUCKLES UNNERVINGLY) 617 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:46,851 Sorry, mate. 618 00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:49,510 KASH: You ex-footy players all got memory problems, right? 619 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,611 'Cause it seems like you forgot who I am. 620 00:23:51,711 --> 00:23:53,931 I know who you are, mate. Memory's fine. 621 00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:55,171 (CHUCKLES) 622 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,270 Come here. 623 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:57,971 Come on. 624 00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:00,071 (SNIFFS) 625 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,070 TERRY: Ah! 626 00:24:02,071 --> 00:24:03,451 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 627 00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:04,811 (TERRY GROANS) 628 00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,790 (MUFFLED SPEECH) Just remember who you're talking to... 629 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:08,811 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (GROANS) 630 00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:10,911 (RINGING FADES) 631 00:24:13,191 --> 00:24:15,211 (CHIMING OVER P.A.) 632 00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:17,391 (SUBDUED CHATTER) 633 00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:21,851 - Where is she? - VICKI: She'll be here. 634 00:24:21,951 --> 00:24:23,411 Vicki! 635 00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:24,950 - VICKI: Hello, gorgeous. - Hi! 636 00:24:24,951 --> 00:24:27,061 - (VICKI CHUCKLES) - So... what do you think? 637 00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:28,211 VICKI: Oh, my God. 638 00:24:28,311 --> 00:24:30,931 Ooh! If I could put that in a can and sell it, 639 00:24:31,031 --> 00:24:32,471 I'd be a goddamn millionaire. 640 00:24:32,511 --> 00:24:34,851 - (BOTH LAUGH) - Crystal, this is Martin. 641 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:36,811 Martin, Crystal - our model. 642 00:24:36,911 --> 00:24:38,451 - CRYSTAL: Hi! - Hi. 643 00:24:38,551 --> 00:24:41,051 You look, uh, tanned. Ha! 644 00:24:41,151 --> 00:24:42,371 CRYSTAL: Thank you. 645 00:24:42,471 --> 00:24:45,971 No, I...I mean that this is a spray tanning demo. 646 00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:47,070 Alright? 647 00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:48,230 And the point is to show buyers 648 00:24:48,231 --> 00:24:50,110 how our product changes your skin colour, 649 00:24:50,111 --> 00:24:51,431 and we can't really do that 650 00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:53,350 if it looks like you've been slow-roasting 651 00:24:53,351 --> 00:24:54,531 in the fuckin' outback. 652 00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:56,150 OK, you know what? Give me a second. 653 00:24:56,151 --> 00:24:58,390 I'm gonna talk to you for a sec. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 654 00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,091 Hey, I know you're... stressed out 655 00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:01,910 about your fuckin' fuck tape or whatever, 656 00:25:01,911 --> 00:25:04,971 but you cannot verbally assault our employees, OK? 657 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,670 - Our new darker shade. - (WHISPERS) OK, OK, OK. 658 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,111 Just fucking get it together. 659 00:25:08,151 --> 00:25:09,811 - OK, OK, OK. - Jesus Christ. 660 00:25:09,911 --> 00:25:12,271 - VICKI: Hey, sorry. - It's OK. 661 00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:16,711 TERRY: Shit's getting worse. 662 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:20,051 Fuckin' headaches. Blackouts. 663 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,771 Mood swings. 664 00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:24,531 Sensitivity to fuckin' light. 665 00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:26,051 (SIGHS) Sorry, mate. 666 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,371 You have any, um, memory issues? Erectile dysfunction? 667 00:25:29,471 --> 00:25:30,771 (TERRY GROANS) 668 00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:33,091 Let's skip the part where you think 669 00:25:33,092 --> 00:25:35,110 you've got an active medical licence. 670 00:25:35,111 --> 00:25:37,291 Just give me what I've come for. 671 00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:39,631 Sorry, mate. Just, uh, trying to help. 672 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,291 TERRY: I'll need 60. 673 00:25:49,391 --> 00:25:51,141 Mate, this is only gonna get you 15. 674 00:25:51,142 --> 00:25:52,430 I'll have the rest by Friday. 675 00:25:52,431 --> 00:25:53,950 Mate, you know that's not how it works. 676 00:25:53,951 --> 00:25:56,931 I fuckin' need 60. I'll break your fuckin' neck. 677 00:25:57,031 --> 00:25:58,851 OK, OK. Everyone be cool. 678 00:25:58,951 --> 00:26:01,731 Let go of me or we're never gonna do business again. 679 00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:03,211 Yeah? 680 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,511 (DR VEGA EXHALES) 681 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:07,891 OK. Good. 682 00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:11,411 (EXHALES) Just, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 683 00:26:11,511 --> 00:26:14,131 Just give him 15 and, um, throw in a couple of extra 684 00:26:14,231 --> 00:26:16,371 for professional courtesy. (LAUGHS) 685 00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:18,831 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 686 00:26:19,292 --> 00:26:21,550 Ladies and gentlemen, 687 00:26:21,551 --> 00:26:23,470 forget everything you know about spray tan, 688 00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:26,611 because up next, we have Tansform, 689 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,051 a self-tanner formulated... 690 00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:29,430 (SOFTLY) OK, let's put on a show. 691 00:26:29,431 --> 00:26:30,630 ANNOUNCER: ...amazing maqui berry, 692 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,750 part of the anti-aging elements of the fruit 693 00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:34,691 with its natural tanning properties. 694 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:37,931 Tansform's solution dries 15% faster 695 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,851 and lasts 30% longer than the competition. 696 00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:43,230 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - (MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 697 00:26:43,231 --> 00:26:45,411 (ANNOUNCER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 698 00:26:45,511 --> 00:26:47,511 (PHONE CHIMES) 699 00:26:52,231 --> 00:26:54,311 - VICKI: OK. - MARTIN: Fuck. 700 00:26:55,511 --> 00:26:58,251 (MARTIN BREATHES SHAKILY) 701 00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,911 (MUFFLED SPEECH) OK. You ready? 702 00:26:59,991 --> 00:27:01,931 You ready? You with me? Let's do this. 703 00:27:02,031 --> 00:27:04,451 OK, here we go. Here we go! 704 00:27:04,551 --> 00:27:06,291 ANNOUNCER: ..Tansform! 705 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,451 VICKI: Hello, Sydney! 706 00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,491 - (APPLAUSE) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 707 00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:14,331 I'm Vicki Marvin and this is my brother and business partner, 708 00:27:14,431 --> 00:27:15,651 Martin Marvin. 709 00:27:15,652 --> 00:27:17,910 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (MUFFLED APPLAUSE) 710 00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,751 (MARTIN BREATHES SHAKILY) 711 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,790 - (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) - VICKI: Oh. 712 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:28,331 It's OK. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Whoopsie-doops. 713 00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:29,990 - (QUIETLY) Get up. - (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 714 00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:31,091 VICKI: Get up, Martin. 715 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,891 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Whoo! 716 00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:35,291 (DISTANT DANCE MUSIC THUDS) 717 00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:37,691 The costume was a stupid purchase. 718 00:27:37,692 --> 00:27:39,750 Can you just try to be a little positive? 719 00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:42,851 I fainted in front of our entire industry. 720 00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,430 - (AIR HISSES) - I'm being blackmailed. 721 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:45,430 (POP!) 722 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,091 - (CAN CLATTERS) - Jesus! 723 00:27:47,191 --> 00:27:49,451 And now our inventory is exploding. 724 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,131 I think it's just the heat. 725 00:27:51,231 --> 00:27:53,531 - (SCOFFS) It's winter. - OK, listen. 726 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,411 Here's what we're gonna do. 727 00:27:55,511 --> 00:27:57,091 We're not gonna pay them, OK? 728 00:27:57,191 --> 00:27:59,971 We are going to floor it at these assholes. 729 00:28:00,071 --> 00:28:05,531 And then we are going to explode on them. 730 00:28:05,631 --> 00:28:08,171 No, we're not gonna do it your way. 731 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:10,271 OK, how do you wanna do it, then? 732 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,870 You're looking for a personal loan? 733 00:28:13,871 --> 00:28:16,211 MARTIN: Yes, or maybe a business loan, 734 00:28:16,311 --> 00:28:18,091 depending on certain factors. 735 00:28:18,191 --> 00:28:19,411 What factors? 736 00:28:19,511 --> 00:28:20,711 Well, whatever factors 737 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,211 put 10 grand in our pocket today, Phil. (LAUGHS) 738 00:28:23,311 --> 00:28:24,811 (MARTIN AND VICKI LAUGH) 739 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,351 What collateral do you have? 740 00:28:26,431 --> 00:28:27,691 Well, he has a really nice 741 00:28:27,692 --> 00:28:29,710 three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA. 742 00:28:29,711 --> 00:28:30,870 Ever heard of it? (LAUGHS) 743 00:28:30,871 --> 00:28:32,950 No, well, I've already taken out a mortgage 744 00:28:32,951 --> 00:28:34,251 on my half of the house. 745 00:28:34,351 --> 00:28:36,211 I'm not using my wife's equity. 746 00:28:36,212 --> 00:28:37,750 (WHISPERS) Psst. Phil, come here. 747 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:38,851 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 748 00:28:38,852 --> 00:28:40,710 Theoretically, between you and me, 749 00:28:40,711 --> 00:28:43,611 if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word, 750 00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:45,811 how quickly can we get that loan? 751 00:28:45,911 --> 00:28:46,971 Uh, typically, 752 00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:48,510 mortgage approvals take about seven days. 753 00:28:48,511 --> 00:28:51,111 OK, seven days isn't gonna work. Do better. 754 00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:54,531 Can I ask what the loan is for? 755 00:28:54,631 --> 00:28:56,571 Sure. (STAMMERS) It's, uh... We, uh... 756 00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:58,411 He's being blackmailed. 757 00:28:58,511 --> 00:29:01,371 (LAUGHS) 758 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,990 - (VICKI LAUGHS) - PHIL: That's funny. 759 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,350 - (MARTIN CHUCKLES WEAKLY) - VICKI: Ah. (LAUGHS) 760 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,741 - Yeah. - No, but he really is. 761 00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:07,751 We need you to do us a solid. 762 00:29:08,722 --> 00:29:13,270 VICKI: That loan would've floated us for months. 763 00:29:13,271 --> 00:29:14,630 MARTIN: It's Joyce's house too. 764 00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:15,830 VICKI: Joyce hasn't lived there in a year! 765 00:29:15,831 --> 00:29:16,910 MARTIN: Well, she's still my wife. 766 00:29:16,911 --> 00:29:18,270 VICKI: OK, if she was still your wife, 767 00:29:18,271 --> 00:29:20,190 you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific 768 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,241 to win her back. 769 00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:22,971 The reason we don't have money 770 00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:24,811 is 'cause you spent it on a booth 771 00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:26,390 for a company 10 times our size. 772 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,510 Oh, so this is my fault? 773 00:29:27,511 --> 00:29:28,630 Because I don't really remember 774 00:29:28,631 --> 00:29:29,790 taking my brother's dick out 775 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:31,550 and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer. 776 00:29:31,551 --> 00:29:33,291 OK, I've destroyed my life. Noted. 777 00:29:33,391 --> 00:29:35,391 Maybe your life needed destroying. 778 00:29:36,351 --> 00:29:37,401 What does that mean? 779 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:39,651 Were you and Joyce really that happy? 780 00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:41,571 'Cause I don't think that you were. 781 00:29:41,671 --> 00:29:44,171 And last night, when you were at the bar 782 00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:45,790 with that hot-ass blackmailer, 783 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:49,191 Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years. 784 00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:52,571 VICKI: What... Where are you going? Martin... 785 00:29:52,671 --> 00:29:54,671 To fix this on my own. 786 00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,491 Oh, look, it's Phil, 787 00:30:04,591 --> 00:30:07,071 the corporate cog who destroyed my business. 788 00:30:08,311 --> 00:30:10,131 - Sorry. - Great. Oh! 789 00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:12,341 My brother's gonna have his legs broken, 790 00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,350 but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker 791 00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:16,891 when I regale him with your one-word apology. 792 00:30:16,991 --> 00:30:18,041 Thank you. 793 00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:20,071 I get it. 794 00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,551 You think I like this job? 795 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:25,771 My mum won't even talk to me. 796 00:30:25,772 --> 00:30:27,750 She thinks I take people's houses away. 797 00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:28,891 Really? 798 00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:30,931 - She doesn't talk to you? - No. 799 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,031 - That sucks. - Yeah. 800 00:30:33,471 --> 00:30:35,931 Yeah, my mom kicked me out 801 00:30:36,031 --> 00:30:38,211 just for selling some furniture 802 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,790 that I honestly didn't think she was using anymore. 803 00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:42,291 And I made bank. 804 00:30:42,391 --> 00:30:44,571 It's like, "Why don't you support me?" 805 00:30:44,572 --> 00:30:46,830 Yeah, I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture, 806 00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:48,171 but, yeah, I get it. 807 00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:49,321 It's, like... 808 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,371 - Mums you know? - Yeah. 809 00:30:51,471 --> 00:30:52,651 Moms. (SCOFFS) 810 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,971 God. I get it. 811 00:30:55,071 --> 00:30:56,731 (VICKI INHALES) 812 00:30:56,831 --> 00:30:58,131 (VICKI EXHALES) 813 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,231 Hey. 814 00:31:02,071 --> 00:31:03,731 I don't normally do this. 815 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:05,831 (TAPS PHONE) 816 00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,811 He helps people when the bank can't, 817 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,251 if you know what I mean. 818 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,351 (SIGHS) I do know what you mean. 819 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:14,941 - Grab a quick drink? - Nope. 820 00:31:14,951 --> 00:31:16,251 OK. 821 00:31:16,351 --> 00:31:17,851 - Fair enough. - Yeah. 822 00:31:17,951 --> 00:31:20,671 - (OMINOUS MUSIC) - (DISTANT ARGUMENT) 823 00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:27,950 MAN ON VIDEO: Stem cell therapy 824 00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:29,470 has been shown to repair the damage 825 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,611 caused by repeated head trauma. 826 00:31:31,711 --> 00:31:34,691 By using a patient's own mesenchymal stem cells 827 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:37,510 to support the recovery from traumatic encephalopathy, 828 00:31:37,511 --> 00:31:39,270 brain damage and excess inflammation... 829 00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:40,270 Hey. 830 00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:43,491 I'm, uh... I'm Vicki from... 831 00:31:43,591 --> 00:31:45,051 ...from the phone. 832 00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:46,510 - (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) - What do you want? 833 00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:49,451 I'm... I'm looking for a loan. 834 00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:51,551 Don't do loans anymore. 835 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:53,451 Well, that's a shame. 836 00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:55,551 (VIDEO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 837 00:31:58,231 --> 00:31:59,571 What do you do now? 838 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,091 (VIDEO STOPS) 839 00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:02,190 Help people. 840 00:32:02,191 --> 00:32:04,131 What, like, if I need a ride 841 00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,950 to the airport on a Friday night, things like that? 842 00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:07,371 Yeah. 843 00:32:07,471 --> 00:32:09,211 If you've got the money, 844 00:32:09,311 --> 00:32:10,531 I'll get the job done. 845 00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:11,630 Yeah. 846 00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:13,131 Well, I'm... 847 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,891 ...not exactly flush with cash right now. 848 00:32:15,991 --> 00:32:17,691 Hence the need for the loan. 849 00:32:17,791 --> 00:32:19,171 (PHONE BEEPS) 850 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,251 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 851 00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:23,091 What's the loan for? 852 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,051 Just your typical blackmail/sex-tape situation. 853 00:32:27,151 --> 00:32:28,491 (TERRY SCOFFS) 854 00:32:28,591 --> 00:32:30,591 - Nice. - Yeah. 855 00:32:30,592 --> 00:32:32,870 There could be some other options. 856 00:32:32,871 --> 00:32:35,161 How do you feel about your Second Amendment? 857 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,611 (METAL CLANGS AND CLATTERS) 858 00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:41,230 (VIDEO GAME LASER EFFECTS PLAY NEARBY) 859 00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:42,851 (KASH SIGHS) 860 00:32:42,951 --> 00:32:44,571 Send the photo? 861 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,671 Yep. 862 00:32:47,151 --> 00:32:48,491 Kinda felt bad for this one. 863 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,811 (WEAPON SCRAPES) 864 00:32:49,812 --> 00:32:51,270 You got a thing for this guy? 865 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,371 No. 866 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,651 (KASH LAUGHS) 867 00:32:53,652 --> 00:32:55,950 It sounds like you don't want to take his money. 868 00:32:55,951 --> 00:32:58,630 Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists. 869 00:32:58,631 --> 00:33:00,991 (LAUGHS) Fuck traps were your idea. 870 00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:04,731 - Fuck it! - Extortion operations. 871 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,870 And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever. 872 00:33:06,871 --> 00:33:08,051 So, what, 873 00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:10,310 gonna transition to dolphin trainer, are we? 874 00:33:10,311 --> 00:33:11,451 Neurosurgeon? 875 00:33:11,551 --> 00:33:13,631 - An astronaut. - (WEAPON SCRAPES) 876 00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:17,350 - (WEAPON CLATTERS) - (SIGHS HEAVILY) 877 00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:19,791 Hey, you mind picking those up for me, please? 878 00:33:25,182 --> 00:33:27,270 (WEAPON CLATTERS) 879 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,491 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 880 00:33:29,492 --> 00:33:30,790 - What the fuck? - (WEAPON SCRAPES) 881 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,371 - Hang on. - Kash! 882 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,521 I'm a bit rusty. 883 00:33:33,551 --> 00:33:34,891 Please don't, Kash. 884 00:33:34,991 --> 00:33:36,991 Stand fuckin' still. 885 00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:40,811 (GASPS) 886 00:33:40,911 --> 00:33:42,371 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 887 00:33:42,471 --> 00:33:45,431 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 888 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,451 You don't get to be anyone 889 00:33:49,551 --> 00:33:51,651 but who I tell you to be. 890 00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:53,371 Understand? 891 00:33:53,471 --> 00:33:55,091 Yeah. 892 00:33:55,191 --> 00:33:57,191 Good girl. 893 00:33:57,831 --> 00:33:59,691 You pick these up for me, please? 894 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:01,611 (SINGSONGS) Thank you! 895 00:34:01,711 --> 00:34:03,251 (EXHALES) 896 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,150 JOYCE ON RECORDING: Hey, you've reached Joyce. 897 00:34:05,151 --> 00:34:06,371 Please leave a message. 898 00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,571 Hey, Joyce! (CHUCKLES) I got your text. 899 00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,630 I'm really looking forward to talking. 900 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:13,491 Uh, in the... the meantime, uh, Vicki and I, 901 00:34:13,591 --> 00:34:16,131 we, uh, have a... a big opportunity, 902 00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:17,811 uh, but we're... we're just 903 00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:19,670 kinda putting the pieces together right now, 904 00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:20,931 so, uh... 905 00:34:21,031 --> 00:34:23,071 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 906 00:34:29,431 --> 00:34:32,571 AUTOMATED VOICE: If you're happy with your message, press 1. 907 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,911 - To delete, press 2. - (PRESSES KEY) 908 00:34:34,912 --> 00:34:38,230 (VICKI SIGHS) You traded the company van? 909 00:34:38,231 --> 00:34:39,921 - For the money we need! - You need. 910 00:34:39,951 --> 00:34:41,411 Not me being blackmailed. 911 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,990 - This time. - (DISTANT SIRENS WAIL) 912 00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:44,971 And what is this piece of shit? 913 00:34:45,071 --> 00:34:47,491 MARTIN: Hey, it was a good deal. I'd do it again. 914 00:34:47,591 --> 00:34:49,091 - (PHONE RINGS) - Oh. Oh, jeez. 915 00:34:49,191 --> 00:34:51,371 It's him. It's him. What do I do? 916 00:34:51,471 --> 00:34:54,771 Answer the phone. Show this fucker who's boss. 917 00:34:54,871 --> 00:34:56,371 OK, OK, OK. 918 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,471 - (KEYPAD BEEPS) - Hello. 919 00:34:59,351 --> 00:35:01,591 I have the money. 920 00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:05,331 Here at the m-motel? 921 00:35:05,431 --> 00:35:07,571 No, no, no, no. Uh, somewhere public. 922 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,710 - Yep. - (VICKI MOUTHS) 923 00:35:08,711 --> 00:35:10,711 'Fraid I have to insist on that. 924 00:35:11,711 --> 00:35:14,411 Y-you're right, yeah. No, you're... you're right. 925 00:35:14,511 --> 00:35:15,811 Here does work. Yeah. 926 00:35:15,911 --> 00:35:17,371 - Sure. - Ugh. 927 00:35:17,471 --> 00:35:18,691 One hour? (CHUCKLES) 928 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,251 OK. Looking forward to it. 929 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,390 (VICKI SIGHS) 930 00:35:21,391 --> 00:35:23,190 (NERVOUSLY) Nervous? No, no, no, no. 931 00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:25,211 Not... not even in the... the slightest. 932 00:35:25,311 --> 00:35:26,851 Are you? (SNIFFS) 933 00:35:26,951 --> 00:35:28,091 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 934 00:35:28,151 --> 00:35:29,251 Ri... Oh, well, that may... 935 00:35:29,351 --> 00:35:30,731 Oh, he hung up. Yeah. 936 00:35:30,831 --> 00:35:33,051 Bad job. Really bad job. 937 00:35:33,151 --> 00:35:35,291 Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either. 938 00:35:35,391 --> 00:35:38,471 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 939 00:35:42,951 --> 00:35:44,491 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 940 00:35:44,591 --> 00:35:46,691 (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) 941 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,571 MARTIN: Hi. Hello. Um... 942 00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,451 Come on in. Uh... 943 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:52,331 (TENSE MUSIC) 944 00:35:52,431 --> 00:35:54,431 MARTIN: So how is everyone? 945 00:35:55,151 --> 00:35:56,451 (DOOR CLOSES) 946 00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:58,531 MARTIN: I have it right here. 947 00:35:58,631 --> 00:36:01,931 Well, this is, uh, the end of it. 948 00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:03,030 Here it is. 949 00:36:03,031 --> 00:36:04,171 Hold up. 950 00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:05,351 Where's the sex tape? 951 00:36:05,352 --> 00:36:06,390 Who are you? 952 00:36:06,391 --> 00:36:07,811 I...I'm the sister. 953 00:36:07,812 --> 00:36:09,710 And, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit 954 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,310 until you delete the fuckin' video 955 00:36:11,311 --> 00:36:13,451 from the... cloud or whatever. 956 00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:16,851 Well, money first, then I press delete. 957 00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:18,291 Not happening. 958 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,430 No. 959 00:36:19,431 --> 00:36:20,910 KASH: I'm just gonna send it, then. 960 00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:22,470 - OK, no, no. Money first. - VICKI: No. 961 00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,470 - Money first. - No! 962 00:36:23,471 --> 00:36:24,531 - Vicki! - Dammit. 963 00:36:24,631 --> 00:36:26,711 MARTIN: Here you go. It's all there. 964 00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:33,270 I'm starting to think this isn't enough. 965 00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:36,051 If you can get 10 grand in a day, 966 00:36:36,151 --> 00:36:37,931 you can get 20 tomorrow. 967 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,351 Kash, come on. Let's just get out of here. 968 00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:43,511 (PAPER BAG RUSTLES) 969 00:36:45,591 --> 00:36:48,371 KASH: You know why this works? I'll tell ya. 970 00:36:48,471 --> 00:36:49,891 Everyone wants to believe 971 00:36:49,991 --> 00:36:52,691 they're the most interesting person in the room 972 00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:54,771 because no-one wants to admit 973 00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:57,251 they're just another everyday shitbag. 974 00:36:57,351 --> 00:36:59,651 But there's the thing. 975 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:04,131 If you get taped fuckin' a woman who isn't your wife, 976 00:37:04,132 --> 00:37:06,430 then it doesn't matter who you think you are. 977 00:37:06,431 --> 00:37:09,171 You're still gonna have to pay the asking price. 978 00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:12,951 And now that price is 20. 979 00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:15,451 I don't think so. 980 00:37:15,551 --> 00:37:18,051 - Oh, J... You got a fucking gun? - I'm accelerating. 981 00:37:18,151 --> 00:37:19,251 You sure about this? 982 00:37:19,351 --> 00:37:20,401 Yeah, I'm American. 983 00:37:20,402 --> 00:37:22,350 Of course I'm fuckin' sure about this. 984 00:37:22,351 --> 00:37:24,531 Give me your phone. Now. 985 00:37:24,631 --> 00:37:25,971 Now! 986 00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:28,471 Tell me your password. 987 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,451 - 1-1... - VICKI: Yeah. 988 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,491 - 1... - Right. 989 00:37:34,591 --> 00:37:36,771 - ...1... - What, are they all 1s? 990 00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:38,011 2. 991 00:37:38,012 --> 00:37:39,150 (KEYPAD CLICKS) 992 00:37:39,151 --> 00:37:40,491 - OK. - (MARTIN EXHALES) 993 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,091 OK, I'm having a hard time 994 00:37:42,092 --> 00:37:44,150 getting the password and also pointing. 995 00:37:44,151 --> 00:37:45,670 - Will you just... - Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 996 00:37:45,671 --> 00:37:46,931 No, I got it. I got it. 997 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,411 - OK. - Don't move! 998 00:37:48,511 --> 00:37:49,561 (KEYPAD CLICKS) 999 00:37:49,631 --> 00:37:51,571 OK, I'm not familiar with this OS. 1000 00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:53,910 Uh, lady, will you help him delete the fucking sex tape? 1001 00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:54,961 Surprise! 1002 00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:56,310 - (WHISPERS) Goddammit. - (WHISPERS) Fuck. 1003 00:37:56,311 --> 00:37:58,311 I have one too. 1004 00:37:58,831 --> 00:38:00,491 Give me your gun. Please. 1005 00:38:00,591 --> 00:38:03,111 Vicki, give him the fucking gun. 1006 00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:06,910 (MARTIN STAMMERS) OK, listen. 1007 00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:08,750 If you want 20, I can give you 20, alright? 1008 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,630 I'll... I'll write you a cheque. I'll write you a cheque. 1009 00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:12,470 They don't really do cheques here, Martin. 1010 00:38:12,471 --> 00:38:13,521 Stop moving. 1011 00:38:13,551 --> 00:38:15,451 (PHONE RINGS) 1012 00:38:15,551 --> 00:38:16,651 Shut that thing up. 1013 00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:19,251 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1014 00:38:19,351 --> 00:38:20,691 Now, please. 1015 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,651 MARTIN: Sorry. 1016 00:38:22,652 --> 00:38:23,750 Sorry, it's... 1017 00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,651 It's just, uh, uh... 1018 00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:28,011 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1019 00:38:28,111 --> 00:38:29,931 Some shit's just too ironic, hey? 1020 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,270 - MARTIN: OK... (STAMMERS) - (KEYPAD BEEPS) 1021 00:38:31,271 --> 00:38:32,931 Please, please, don't... don't... 1022 00:38:33,031 --> 00:38:34,451 KASH: Hello? 1023 00:38:34,452 --> 00:38:36,190 - This must be Mrs Marvin. - Please don't! 1024 00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:37,941 - (MARTIN GRUNTS) - (VICKI GASPS) 1025 00:38:38,031 --> 00:38:41,011 - (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (VICKI AND KASH GRUNT) 1026 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,731 - (VICKI SHRIEKS) - (GUNSHOT) 1027 00:38:42,831 --> 00:38:44,811 - KASH: I've got ya. - (VICKI GRUNTS) 1028 00:38:44,911 --> 00:38:46,371 (KASH GROANS) 1029 00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:49,331 - (KASH GRUNTS) - (SUSI CRIES OUT) 1030 00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:50,731 SUSI: Fuck you! 1031 00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,411 (KASH GROANS PAINFULLY) 1032 00:38:52,511 --> 00:38:54,511 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - (VICKI SHRIEKS) 1033 00:38:57,362 --> 00:39:00,390 - (SICKENING THUD) - (SUSI GASPS) 1034 00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:02,391 (SUSI BREATHES HEAVILY) 1035 00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:06,111 VICKI: Sorry. 1036 00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:09,151 (VICKI BREATHES SHAKILY) 1037 00:39:12,831 --> 00:39:15,241 - JOYCE: Are you there? Martin? - VICKI: Hang up. 1038 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:16,411 Hang up. 1039 00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:17,571 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1040 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:18,670 - VICKI: Hang up! - Hello, Martin? 1041 00:39:18,671 --> 00:39:20,671 - Yeah, OK. - (KEYPAD BEEPS) 1042 00:39:21,071 --> 00:39:22,891 (GRUNTS SOFTLY, PANTS) 1043 00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:25,311 (TENSE, GRIM MUSIC) 1044 00:39:30,711 --> 00:39:32,011 (STAMMERS) Is he...? 1045 00:39:32,111 --> 00:39:34,491 (BREATHES HEAVILY) Yeah. 1046 00:39:34,591 --> 00:39:36,771 (STAMMERS) We have to call an ambulance. 1047 00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:38,571 VICKI: No, no, no, no, no. 1048 00:39:38,671 --> 00:39:40,571 We're in a foreign country and... 1049 00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:42,411 ...and we just killed somebody. 1050 00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:44,451 We're not gonna call an ambulance. 1051 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,211 (TENSE MUSIC) 1052 00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:47,451 VICKI: What do we do? 1053 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,051 We've gotta get rid of him. 1054 00:39:50,151 --> 00:39:51,571 (WHISPERS) OK. 1055 00:39:51,671 --> 00:39:53,891 I think I know somebody. 1056 00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:55,991 (NEON SIGN BUZZES) 1057 00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:59,271 (DOOR OPENS) 1058 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,431 (DOOR CLOSES) 1059 00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:10,691 So are you thinking, like, an acid bath situation or...? 1060 00:40:10,692 --> 00:40:12,950 (SIGHS HEAVILY) I'm thinking you guys are fucked. 1061 00:40:12,951 --> 00:40:14,331 (SUSI SIGHS) 1062 00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:16,571 (GRIM MUSIC) 1063 00:40:16,671 --> 00:40:18,331 (TERRY SIGHS) 1064 00:40:18,431 --> 00:40:20,251 You know who she is? 1065 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,051 SUSI: Yep. 1066 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,590 Well, you know what, I'm getting the fuck outta here, then. 1067 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:25,971 (PAPER BAG RUSTLES) 1068 00:40:26,071 --> 00:40:28,071 Would $10,000 change your mind? 1069 00:40:32,151 --> 00:40:33,491 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 1070 00:40:33,591 --> 00:40:35,631 We need a big fuckin' bag. 1071 00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,751 (DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC BUILDS) 1072 00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:45,211 (TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 1073 00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:46,611 (MARTIN WHISPERS) Go, go. 1074 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,910 - MARTIN: Wait, wait. - TERRY: Yep. 1075 00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:48,910 VICKI: OK. 1076 00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:49,961 TERRY: Let's go. 1077 00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:51,390 - VICKI: No, I got this. - SUSI: Wait! OK. 1078 00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:52,750 - TERRY: I got it. - VICKI: Oh, my God. 1079 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,310 - (TERRY GRUNTS) - VICKI: Are you OK? 1080 00:40:54,311 --> 00:40:56,311 TERRY: Yep. 1081 00:40:56,862 --> 00:40:58,910 MARTIN: Fuck. 1082 00:40:58,911 --> 00:41:00,310 Lights good on your ride, Martin? 1083 00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,291 Uh, I think so. (STAMMERS) 1084 00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:04,331 - Good. Pop the boot. - (SUSI GRUNTS) 1085 00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:07,071 OK, hold on. We're taking my car? 1086 00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:10,691 Yeah. Your body. Your car. 1087 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,251 I suppose that's fair. OK. 1088 00:41:12,351 --> 00:41:14,351 (SUSI GRUNTS) 1089 00:41:15,151 --> 00:41:16,411 It's full of boxes! 1090 00:41:16,412 --> 00:41:18,550 Well, it looks like he's gonna have to ride up front. 1091 00:41:18,551 --> 00:41:20,181 - (VICKI GRUNTS) - (DOOR THUDS) 1092 00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:23,191 (TENSE MUSIC) 1093 00:41:27,262 --> 00:41:30,870 (WHISPERS) Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1094 00:41:30,871 --> 00:41:32,171 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1095 00:41:32,271 --> 00:41:33,851 It's his birthday! (CHUCKLES) 1096 00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:36,251 Pussy can't handle his tequila! 1097 00:41:36,351 --> 00:41:38,351 (TENSE MUSIC) 1098 00:41:39,911 --> 00:41:41,851 (WHISPERS) Oh, fuck. OK. 1099 00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:43,951 OK. Where are we going? 1100 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,131 What do you feel like? 1101 00:41:47,231 --> 00:41:49,411 Pizza? Burgers? Fries? 1102 00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:51,771 Oh, fuck. I could do burgers if... 1103 00:41:51,871 --> 00:41:54,101 You're kidding? You're fucking with me? OK. 1104 00:41:54,102 --> 00:41:55,870 Yeah, no, we're just gonna go get rid of the body? 1105 00:41:55,871 --> 00:41:57,651 Yeah, no, that's what we should do. 1106 00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:59,350 - (ENGINE IDLES) - I'm stupid. I'm stupid. 1107 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,651 OK, let's go. 1108 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:03,471 (UNEASY MUSIC) 1109 00:42:07,551 --> 00:42:10,691 (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) 1110 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:13,131 (GATE SQUEAKS) 1111 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,231 (CANS CLATTER) 1112 00:42:17,751 --> 00:42:19,651 (VICKI SIGHS) Jesus Christ. 1113 00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:20,971 Ugh! 1114 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,070 (SUSI GRUNTS) 1115 00:42:22,071 --> 00:42:23,691 - (TEDDY GRUNTS) - SUSI: OK. 1116 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,371 - VICKI: Ready? 1, 2, 3. - TEDDY: 3, 2. Up! 1117 00:42:26,471 --> 00:42:27,691 (ALL GRUNT) 1118 00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:30,571 - TEDDY: Keep going. VICKI: That's it. I got it. 1119 00:42:30,671 --> 00:42:32,931 TEDDY: Two more steps. Alright, here. 1120 00:42:33,031 --> 00:42:34,571 VICKI: Go back. 1121 00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,870 - Get a leg. Get a leg. - VICKI: OK. 1122 00:42:35,871 --> 00:42:36,910 - SUSI: Ready? - Pull him. 1123 00:42:36,911 --> 00:42:38,901 - TEDDY: Pull, pull, pull. - (ALL GRUNT) 1124 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,811 - SUSI: Ugh, Jesus. - TEDDY: Right. 1125 00:42:40,911 --> 00:42:42,411 Ready? 3, 2, 1. 1126 00:42:42,412 --> 00:42:43,590 MARTIN: OK, hold on. Wait. 1127 00:42:43,591 --> 00:42:44,950 A-are we sure we should do this? 1128 00:42:44,951 --> 00:42:47,811 - Jesus, Martin, read the room! - I'm hanging on... 1129 00:42:47,911 --> 00:42:50,081 We're doing this. Let's drop the dead fuck! 1130 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,811 TEDDY: Come on, let's go. 1131 00:42:51,911 --> 00:42:53,371 (SUSI AND TEDDY GROAN) 1132 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,891 - (ALL GRUNT) - VICKI: OK. 1133 00:42:54,991 --> 00:42:56,991 - SUSI: Alright. - TEDDY: Oh! 1134 00:42:58,111 --> 00:43:00,571 (TENSE MUSIC) 1135 00:43:00,671 --> 00:43:02,671 - (FROGS CROAK) - (INSECTS CHIRP) 1136 00:43:06,111 --> 00:43:08,691 (TEDDY SIGHS) Fuck's sake. 1137 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:10,291 Help me with the fence. 1138 00:43:10,391 --> 00:43:12,391 VICKI: OK. 1139 00:43:13,111 --> 00:43:15,131 - (METAL CLANGS) - (ALL GRUNT) 1140 00:43:15,231 --> 00:43:17,291 (TENSE MUSIC) 1141 00:43:17,391 --> 00:43:19,391 (CAR ENGINE REVS) 1142 00:43:20,871 --> 00:43:22,911 (TENSE MUSIC) 1143 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,811 (WATER SPLASHES) 1144 00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,550 - (FROGS CROAK) - (INSECTS CHIRP) 1145 00:43:30,551 --> 00:43:31,731 FATS WALLER: Brrrr! 1146 00:43:31,831 --> 00:43:32,971 Fats ain't the cleaner. 1147 00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:34,611 Yes, yes! 1148 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,710 Yes, yes. 1149 00:43:35,711 --> 00:43:37,291 ? I'll polish the leaves 1150 00:43:37,391 --> 00:43:38,771 ? Make 'em green again 1151 00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:40,651 ? Shake out the trees 1152 00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:42,051 ? Change the scene again 1153 00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:43,451 ? Spring cleaning 1154 00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,051 ? Gettin' ready for love 1155 00:43:45,151 --> 00:43:47,171 ? Hah, hah, hah! 1156 00:43:47,271 --> 00:43:49,611 ? Snuff off the wintry bowers 1157 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:52,491 ? Wash 'em out with April showers 1158 00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:55,251 ? Cover them with fragrant flowers 1159 00:43:55,351 --> 00:43:57,491 ? Shine up the moon above 1160 00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,691 ? 'Cause you and I 1161 00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:01,211 ? Have a rendezvous 1162 00:44:01,311 --> 00:44:02,651 ? Under the sky 1163 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:04,131 ? Like we used to 1164 00:44:04,231 --> 00:44:06,131 ? Spring cleanin' 1165 00:44:06,231 --> 00:44:07,531 ? Gettin' ready for love 1166 00:44:07,631 --> 00:44:09,331 ? Yes, yes! ? 1167 00:44:09,431 --> 00:44:11,051 Brrrr! 1168 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,691 Yeah, that's the real cleaner. 1169 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:13,870 (PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES) 1170 00:44:13,871 --> 00:44:15,871 VICKI: You wanna stick that in here? 1171 00:44:18,111 --> 00:44:20,111 Think they're happy. 1172 00:44:21,591 --> 00:44:23,591 The people in the glass? 1173 00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:25,531 (WHISPERS) Yeah. 1174 00:44:25,631 --> 00:44:27,631 I hope so. 1175 00:44:29,191 --> 00:44:33,031 (SOFTLY) OK, bud. I'm just gonna take that from you. 1176 00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,331 TEDDY: Psychologically, 1177 00:44:40,332 --> 00:44:41,670 you're gonna go through some tough shit. 1178 00:44:41,671 --> 00:44:43,931 You've gotta ride that fuckin' wave. 1179 00:44:44,031 --> 00:44:46,971 Take some Xanax, do some yoga, 1180 00:44:47,071 --> 00:44:48,491 whatever it fuckin' takes 1181 00:44:48,591 --> 00:44:50,571 to keep your mouths shut. 1182 00:44:50,671 --> 00:44:53,131 Especially if the fuckin' cops come. 1183 00:44:53,231 --> 00:44:55,411 What about that tattoo lady? 1184 00:44:55,511 --> 00:44:58,091 If she finds out, we're already dead. 1185 00:44:58,191 --> 00:45:00,011 You don't know Kash. 1186 00:45:00,111 --> 00:45:04,931 A fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth. 1187 00:45:05,031 --> 00:45:07,531 I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this. 1188 00:45:07,631 --> 00:45:10,851 I feel like you're the one who's gonna fuck this all up. 1189 00:45:10,951 --> 00:45:12,571 And I don't wanna kill you. 1190 00:45:12,671 --> 00:45:14,671 Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me. 1191 00:45:15,871 --> 00:45:19,311 OK, OK, I'll be good. Here. Sorry. 1192 00:45:22,031 --> 00:45:23,691 And if you see me again, 1193 00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:25,791 you've fucked up. 1194 00:45:25,942 --> 00:45:27,990 VICKI: OK. 1195 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,371 (DOOR OPENS) 1196 00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:31,941 Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time 1197 00:45:32,031 --> 00:45:34,031 and shower off this blood. 1198 00:45:36,631 --> 00:45:38,891 Yeah, uh... 1199 00:45:38,991 --> 00:45:41,151 ...I should probably... 1200 00:45:43,431 --> 00:45:45,551 Will you be OK? 1201 00:45:47,351 --> 00:45:49,011 Jesus, Martin. 1202 00:45:49,111 --> 00:45:51,651 You're really asking the big questions. 1203 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,291 (SCOFFS) 1204 00:45:53,391 --> 00:45:55,391 (DOOR OPENS) 1205 00:45:56,431 --> 00:45:58,731 (DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC) 1206 00:45:58,831 --> 00:46:01,211 - VICKI: Ooh, good news. - (SIGHS) 1207 00:46:01,311 --> 00:46:04,051 VICKI: I found two seats on a flight home tonight. 1208 00:46:04,151 --> 00:46:06,771 Bad news - all that's left is middle seats. 1209 00:46:06,871 --> 00:46:09,471 I fucked up everything, didn't I? 1210 00:46:10,551 --> 00:46:12,551 - (MARTIN SIGHS) - Yeah, you kinda did. 1211 00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:15,891 But I've fucked up things before too. 1212 00:46:15,991 --> 00:46:17,611 You always get another chance. 1213 00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:20,361 Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this. 1214 00:46:20,391 --> 00:46:21,851 VICKI: Mm. 1215 00:46:21,951 --> 00:46:24,111 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1216 00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:28,051 VICKI: What the hell? 1217 00:46:28,151 --> 00:46:29,691 (WHISPERS) What? What? 1218 00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:31,531 Ah! (LAUGHS) 1219 00:46:31,631 --> 00:46:33,811 If it isn't the spray tan siblings! 1220 00:46:33,911 --> 00:46:35,451 Sorry to turn up unannounced. 1221 00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:40,211 I got the, um, conference people to give me your motel address. 1222 00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:41,361 Why? 1223 00:46:41,391 --> 00:46:43,851 Uh, do you mind if I just... 1224 00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:46,131 - MARTIN: Uh, uh... Uh, sure. - Yeah? 1225 00:46:46,231 --> 00:46:48,371 - Here. Have a... have a seat. - Ah, it's nice. 1226 00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:50,531 (SIGHS) Oh. 1227 00:46:50,631 --> 00:46:52,611 Uh, sorry, I know it's early. 1228 00:46:52,711 --> 00:46:55,411 So, uh... how can we help you? 1229 00:46:55,511 --> 00:46:57,051 (INHALES) 1230 00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:59,141 I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind. 1231 00:46:59,151 --> 00:47:02,491 It's not every day a seller... reaches me like that. 1232 00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:03,931 So I had a word to Marketing. 1233 00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:06,891 They love the whole anti-aging USP. 1234 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,251 Plus, the name Tansform, it just... 1235 00:47:09,351 --> 00:47:10,411 (INHALES) 1236 00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:12,571 ...it just makes reinvention sound so easy. 1237 00:47:12,572 --> 00:47:15,190 (CHUCKLES) And that shit sells. Pardon the language. 1238 00:47:15,191 --> 00:47:16,251 Really? 1239 00:47:16,351 --> 00:47:19,811 Yeah, so, uh, I'm thinking a small trial. 1240 00:47:19,911 --> 00:47:22,211 Uh, what do we say 2,000 cans? 1241 00:47:22,311 --> 00:47:25,331 We'll put it in a few stores, see if you can get the word out. 1242 00:47:25,431 --> 00:47:28,771 You hit those numbers, we can expand. 1243 00:47:28,772 --> 00:47:30,430 I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually... 1244 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,481 We'll... we'll do it. 1245 00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:33,551 Oh! Great! 1246 00:47:34,311 --> 00:47:36,171 - Great! - (VICKI LAUGHS WEAKLY) 1247 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:39,091 So, um, just call the office and set it up. (CLAPS HANDS) 1248 00:47:39,191 --> 00:47:40,691 - Great! - Great. 1249 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,011 HENLEY: Hmm! 1250 00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:44,051 (SIGHS) 1251 00:47:44,151 --> 00:47:45,331 Can you go now? 1252 00:47:45,431 --> 00:47:46,581 - Huh? - Respectfully... 1253 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,451 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. - Thank you. 1254 00:47:48,551 --> 00:47:50,811 HENLEY: I've got stuff to do. 1255 00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:53,291 Yep. Sorry, I know it's really early. 1256 00:47:53,391 --> 00:47:54,611 (EXHALES) 1257 00:47:54,711 --> 00:47:56,211 (UNEASY MUSIC) 1258 00:47:56,311 --> 00:47:58,411 (GOLFER SIGHS) 1259 00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:00,511 GOLFER 2: Bro. 1260 00:48:01,631 --> 00:48:03,251 You can see that too, right? 1261 00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:04,851 {\an8}GOLFER: What the...? 1262 00:48:04,852 --> 00:48:06,950 {\an8}GOLFER 2: Hundred bucks says you can't hit that. 1263 00:48:06,951 --> 00:48:08,171 GOLFER: You're on. 1264 00:48:08,271 --> 00:48:10,271 (UNEASY MUSIC) 1265 00:48:11,711 --> 00:48:12,851 (DOOR SHUTS) 1266 00:48:12,951 --> 00:48:14,011 What the fuck? 1267 00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:15,811 I think we should stay. 1268 00:48:15,911 --> 00:48:19,011 We just fed a corpse to a reptile. 1269 00:48:19,111 --> 00:48:21,111 - (UNEASY MUSIC) - (HITS BALL) 1270 00:48:22,391 --> 00:48:23,611 (SNARLS) 1271 00:48:23,711 --> 00:48:25,811 (INHALES SHARPLY) Close. 1272 00:48:25,911 --> 00:48:28,891 There's no body. Nothing ties us to Kash. 1273 00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,861 I mean, why would anyone suspect us? 1274 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:32,661 Why would we wanna take that risk? 1275 00:48:32,751 --> 00:48:35,171 If we quit, the business is done, alright? 1276 00:48:35,271 --> 00:48:38,251 You go back to being yelled at by retail managers. 1277 00:48:38,351 --> 00:48:40,351 I lose Joyce. 1278 00:48:43,071 --> 00:48:44,411 GOLFERS: Oooh! 1279 00:48:44,511 --> 00:48:45,811 Last one. Make it count. 1280 00:48:45,911 --> 00:48:48,131 OK, we... we don't even have 2,000 cans. 1281 00:48:48,231 --> 00:48:49,771 We'll make them, alright? 1282 00:48:49,772 --> 00:48:51,430 What did you say when you first came to me 1283 00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:52,790 with the idea for Tansform? 1284 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:54,051 I don't know! 1285 00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:56,691 You said, "Sometimes you gotta get arrested 1286 00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,721 "for selling stolen beauty products 1287 00:48:58,722 --> 00:49:00,510 "to realise what you want in life." 1288 00:49:00,511 --> 00:49:01,731 - I said that? - You did. 1289 00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:03,430 I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit. 1290 00:49:03,431 --> 00:49:05,731 But, look, you're exactly right. 1291 00:49:05,831 --> 00:49:08,371 Everything we want is right here in Sydney. 1292 00:49:08,471 --> 00:49:09,931 - My wife. - Ugh! 1293 00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,971 - Our business. - Oh! 1294 00:49:12,071 --> 00:49:14,291 I do really love being co-CEOs with you. 1295 00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:16,211 (UNEASY MUSIC BUILDS) 1296 00:49:16,311 --> 00:49:18,311 (SIGHS) 1297 00:49:18,312 --> 00:49:19,630 (EXPLOSION) 1298 00:49:19,631 --> 00:49:21,631 (SQUELCHING SOUNDS) 1299 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:28,070 I know that what happened last night 1300 00:49:28,071 --> 00:49:29,891 seemed like the end of our road. 1301 00:49:29,991 --> 00:49:31,991 But what if it was the beginning? 1302 00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:34,851 (SIREN WAILS) 1303 00:49:34,951 --> 00:49:37,151 - (SIREN STOPS) - (TENSE SYNTH MUSIC) 1304 00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:41,831 (SIGHS) 1305 00:49:49,391 --> 00:49:51,911 (FLESH SQUELCHES) 1306 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:55,031 Jesus! 1307 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:06,251 Are you sure? 1308 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:08,771 I think, as long as we stick together, 1309 00:50:08,871 --> 00:50:11,111 we'll always be OK. 1310 00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:16,111 Beep! 1311 00:50:18,511 --> 00:50:20,511 (STEADY SYNTH MUSIC) 1312 00:50:23,302 --> 00:50:25,350 MAN: I'm not 1313 00:50:25,351 --> 00:50:27,351 your fuckin' friend. 1314 00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:31,591 Trying to be, though. 1315 00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:35,231 Trying to feel it. 1316 00:50:38,871 --> 00:50:40,871 Trying to be it. 1317 00:50:42,991 --> 00:50:45,191 (SONG CONTINUES IN FRENCH) 1318 00:50:45,241 --> 00:50:49,791 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 90789

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