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(GENTLE GUITAR INTRO)
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(INSECTS CHIRP)
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- (WATER SPLASHES)
- SONG: ? Who loves the sun? ?
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(CROCODILE GROWLS)
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? Who cares that
it makes plants grow?
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? Who cares what it does
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? Since you broke my heart? ?
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(RAILWAY BELL DINGS)
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? Who loves the wind? ?
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{\an8}(CROCODILE GROWLS)
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{\an8}? Who cares that
it makes breezes?
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{\an8}? Who cares what it does
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{\an8}? Since you broke my heart? ?
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{\an8}- (TRAIN RATTLES)
- ? Bah bah-bah-bah
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{\an8}? Who loves the sun?
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{\an8}? Bah bah-bah-bah
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? Who loves the sun?
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? Bah bah-bah-bah
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? Not everyone
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{\an8}? Bah bah-bah-bah
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{\an8}? Who loves the... ?
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{\an8}(SNARLS)
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{\an8}? Ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh
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? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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? Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh... ?
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(SNARLS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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- (SQUELCHING SOUNDS)
- (BIRDS SQUAWK)
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{\an8}(AMERICAN ACCENT) Now, look,
I know what you're thinking
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{\an8}and, yes, I do work out.
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{\an8}- (VICKI LAUGHS)
- (ONLOOKERS CHUCKLE)
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{\an8}I just like to rest a few years
between sets.
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{\an8}(OTHERS LAUGH)
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{\an8}- Pa-dutz!
- (ONLOOKERS LAUGH)
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{\an8}But seriously, this is proof
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{\an8}that our product
can be used by anyone,
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{\an8}irrespective of
age, body type...
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{\an8}(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Or back-hair density.
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{\an8}- (SCOFFS)
- (ONLOOKERS LAUGH)
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{\an8}Thanks a lot!
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Made using nature's own
maqui berry.
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{\an8}Tansform?
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{\an8}I'm glowed up
and ready to attack each day,
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{\an8}even in your
Australian winter, huh?
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{\an8}- Which is surprisingly cold.
- (VICKI LAUGHS) Yeah!
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{\an8}(LAUGHS) And my nipples
do not lie, huh?
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{\an8}Mine neither.
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{\an8}(VICKI CHUCKLES)
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{\an8}Well, spray tan is a growth area
for us.
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{\an8}Really? So, uh, is that a yes?
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{\an8}Well, here's what
I'm thinking...
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{\an8}Excuse me.
What is going on here?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Could you just
give us a minute, babe?
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Can I see your room keys, please?
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- Totally. Yeah. Uh...
- Yeah.
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{\an8}- OK, h-hold on. We can explain.
- VICKI: Yeah.
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{\an8}O-obviously, we should've paid
to rent that patio area.
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{\an8}- Of course. Sure.
- Alright?
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{\an8}And not pretended
to be staying here.
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{\an8}OK.
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{\an8}And Vicki should not have
called the manager
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{\an8}what she called him.
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{\an8}VICKI: Yeah, but we are
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{\an8}a start-up and we're low on cash
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{\an8}and you were being an asshole.
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{\an8}Yeah, we believe that Tansform
is a market-changing product.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}So much so that I mortgaged
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{\an8}my house to fund it.
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{\an8}He did!
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{\an8}Listen,
when we assess a company,
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{\an8}we don't just evaluate
the product.
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{\an8}We look at the people too.
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{\an8}OK, well, if that's the case,
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{\an8}let me give you a little
close-up
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{\an8}on my brother here, shall I?
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{\an8}He is the smartest,
most committed,
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{\an8}most honest person you could
ever hope to work with.
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{\an8}You know what, and honestly,
if you don't believe in us,
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{\an8}why don't you suck my...
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{\an8}(STAMMERS) OK, you have
our information.
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{\an8}- OK.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}I went too far, didn't I?
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{\an8}Yeah, at least
we came off as passionate.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}- Where are we actually staying?
- (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
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- (JACKHAMMER THUDS)
- (SIRENS WAIL)
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MARTIN: Ugh!
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Looked nicer on Expedia.
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Eh. How bad could it be?
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{\an8}(SUITCASE WHEELS RATTLE)
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{\an8}Does this country smell weird?
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{\an8}MARTIN: Huh. A little.
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{\an8}(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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{\an8}(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
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{\an8}(SIGHS)
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{\an8}(KNOCKS LOUDLY)
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OCCUPANT: Who is it?
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(OCCUPANT GRUNTS)
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(VICKI VOCALISES CHEERFULLY)
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Ooh! Hello, gorgeous.
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Hey, uh, w-what do you want?
(GRUNTS)
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What's a guy who smashes
through a door usually want?
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(STAMMERS) I thought
I had until next week?
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Where's the money?
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- Uh... uh...
- Where is it?
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- Uh, hey, um...
- (OBJECTS CLINK)
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Yeah, no,
they were a sure thing.
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E-everyone knows the rest were
dog shit. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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The only sure thing in life,
mate,
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is getting your head
fuckin' caved in
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when you don't pay your debts.
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OK, wait! Yeah. No. Um...
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I don't have it all today.
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- But, uh...
- But what?
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Holy shit.
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Oh, f...
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- You used to play, right?
- No, mate.
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Yeah, no, it would've been
fuckin' years ago.
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You got knocked out in the semi.
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Cracked your head clean open.
(CHUCKLES)
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- I recognise you.
- Wrong bloke, mate.
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No, no. No, I remember.
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No, I had cash on Norths.
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And once they wheeled you out,
the boys collapsed.
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Yeah.
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Terry. Terry Torres.
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That's it. You were
a fuckin' great player, man.
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What the hell happened to you?
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(GRUNTS)
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That fuckin' happened.
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(SOFTLY) Fuck.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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Hey! It's me. How are ya?
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Uh, good. Great. Uh, so...
(CHUCKLES) ..crazy thing.
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I'm in Australia.
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, Sydney, actually.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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- VICKI: Hi.
- Hey.
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What's that?
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Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
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- You talked to her?
- Yeah.
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- We're having dinner tonight.
- Ew.
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And what's this?
Like, a present?
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You don't like it?
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No, it's trash.
But she's your ex, not mine.
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OK, b...
'Ex' is a little strong.
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We're just separated.
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- You know, we still talk.
- OK, OK.
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I'm just saying I don't think
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this is gonna make you
'unseparated'.
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(SIGHS)
You're right, you're right.
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Ugh. My judgement is off.
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Why am I so nervous about this?
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I don't know,
maybe because you quit your job
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and started a new business
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and flew across the world
to win her back,
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which I guess
is romantic as hell,
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but that's not why we're here.
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Priority number one is what?
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- Tansform.
- That's right.
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Tansform.
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Not fuckin' Joyce.
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No, you're right. You're right.
But she'll take me back, right?
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I don't know, man.
Maybe. Probably.
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I... Not with that thing.
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Gimme. Gimme.
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Fuckin'...
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Thing's a real panty-raiser.
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"Panty-raiser"?
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Panty-raiser.
You want 'em lowered and...
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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You know, never mind.
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I don't want to talk
about this with you.
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I'm going to the convention.
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EVENT ORGANISER:
How did you get started?
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VICKI: I worked at a spray
tanning salon back home.
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And then one day my boss,
she started bitching at me
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and she was like, "You can't use
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"the employee discount
for customers."
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But I was like, "I'm only using
them on the hot customers."
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Some of whom
I was sleeping with, you know?
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Bosses just can be
so frustrating.
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So frustrating! I know.
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So then I took some of
the boxes of spray tan
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and I started selling it
behind the local high school.
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And then, of course,
my bitch boss rats me out.
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And then all of a sudden,
I'm in jail...
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- Wait, jail?
- I know.
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So, anyway, I tell my brother
and he bails me out.
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And then he's,
like, lecturing me
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on how I need to
get my life together.
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And I'm like, "Martin..."
His name's Martin.
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I'm like, "Martin,
that's what I'm trying to do."
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I mean, you see that,
right, Sophie?
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Yeah, for sure.
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Can we go back to
the jail thing?
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No, it's just that I don't want
to work for a fascist.
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No, I want to be respected.
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Oh, and then I have
this trip to Chile
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to, like, drop off
this package, which was stupid,
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and I...I meet this gorgeous
but mean hula-hooper.
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Hula-hooping was her job?
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No, it wasn't her job,
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but she was really good at it.
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And anyway,
then I see these guys
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and they're doing these
incredible temporary tattoos
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with the juice of this berry.
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- A berry?
- Mm-hm.
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So we get a scientist to, like,
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whip up a formula or whatever.
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I don't know.
I'm not a scientist.
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And we slap a label on it
and here I am talking to you.
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That's quite a story.
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Why did you come out
to Australia?
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'Cause your sun sucks.
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(WHISPERS) Cancer.
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Cancer.
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Plus, if you can make it here
in tanning,
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you can make it anywhere.
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OK!
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Well, here's your booth.
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You seem disappointed.
Is there a problem?
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Well, frankly,
the offensive size, Sophie.
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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Not to mention the stench
of hangover shits
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which will definitely deter
potential customers,
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don't you think?
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I could check
if there's a deodoriser.
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(SIGHS) That's not gonna work.
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Sophie, I thought
we were friends.
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There is one remaining booth,
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but it's part of
the Diamond Package,
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so it's a bit pricier.
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- Take me.
- Back this way.
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OK. 'Cause you're not mad at me
or anything, right?
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No, I'm not mad. Uh,
a little bit scared. (CHUCKLES)
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(JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)
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(PEOPLE LAUGH AND CHATTER)
243
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MARTIN: Joyce! Hi!
244
00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:57,321
Hi.
245
00:08:57,322 --> 00:08:59,190
- (JOYCE SIGHS)
- (MARTIN CHUCKLES)
246
00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:01,191
(JOYCE CHUCKLES)
247
00:09:03,671 --> 00:09:05,491
You look fantastic!
248
00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:06,630
How are ya?
249
00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:08,971
Good. I'm good. How are you?
250
00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:10,611
I am great.
251
00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:12,371
And you're in Sydney.
252
00:09:12,372 --> 00:09:14,030
(MARTIN LAUGHS)
Right? What are the odds?
253
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,851
Both of us in south-eastern
Australia. It's crazy.
254
00:09:16,951 --> 00:09:18,331
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
255
00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:20,331
So, um, what are you doing here?
256
00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:21,631
Well, believe it or not,
257
00:09:21,671 --> 00:09:23,531
Vicki and I have started
a company.
258
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,571
OK. Doing what?
259
00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:27,671
Dramatic reveal.
260
00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,691
Ta-da!
261
00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:34,231
We are officially in
the beauty product business.
262
00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:37,291
(SCOFFS)
263
00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,971
Uh, what about your job?
264
00:09:39,071 --> 00:09:40,571
I quit.
265
00:09:40,671 --> 00:09:41,851
Really?
266
00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,811
After 20 years?
267
00:09:43,911 --> 00:09:46,951
Well, entrepreneurship
requires sacrifice.
268
00:09:48,031 --> 00:09:50,931
So being here is purely
a business decision?
269
00:09:51,031 --> 00:09:52,091
Exactly.
270
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,190
Nothing to do with me?
271
00:09:53,191 --> 00:09:54,491
No! I mean...
272
00:09:54,591 --> 00:09:58,411
OK, OK, well, maybe I had you
in the back of my mind.
273
00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:00,511
Like, way, way back there, though.
274
00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:05,111
(SIGHS)
275
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:10,131
Look, I-I-I made a lot
of promises in the past.
276
00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:12,211
Promises that I didn't keep.
277
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,311
And...
278
00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:15,681
...this is different.
279
00:10:15,711 --> 00:10:17,011
Alright?
280
00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:19,771
This one is going to
come together.
281
00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,691
It has to, 'cause...
282
00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,571
(SOBER MUSIC)
283
00:10:23,671 --> 00:10:25,671
...I miss you.
284
00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:29,571
(SIGHS)
285
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,871
Oh, you don't wear your ring
anymore?
286
00:10:32,222 --> 00:10:34,270
Oh.
287
00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:35,931
You... (SIGHS)
288
00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:37,331
Martin,
289
00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:40,411
you had a lot of good intentions
in our marriage.
290
00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:41,510
We're still married.
291
00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:43,011
But while I was waiting for you
292
00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:44,630
to follow through
on those intentions,
293
00:10:44,631 --> 00:10:46,171
my life was passing me by.
294
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,771
OK, I get it.
I...I really do, but...
295
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:51,510
Look, I'm... I'm glad you're, um,
excited about your business,
296
00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:55,491
but I did not come here
to be pitched on our future.
297
00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:57,571
(JOYCE SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY)
298
00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,691
This... this...
this was a mistake.
299
00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,371
- MARTIN: No...
- So... (SIGHS)
300
00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:02,521
Joy... Joyce!
301
00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:03,870
Hey, good luck with
the business.
302
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,411
Joyce, please... (STAMMERS)
303
00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:07,131
Come on, let's just eat.
304
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,231
Joyce!
305
00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,171
(SIGHS)
306
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,910
- (RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS)
- (PATRONS CHATTER)
307
00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:15,150
MARTIN: You know, she's right.
308
00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:16,990
You know, I said
we'd get out of the Midwest,
309
00:11:16,991 --> 00:11:18,691
I said we'd have kids.
310
00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,291
I just kept pushing it off.
311
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,550
Well, the bright side is
312
00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,150
now you can spend more time
on our business.
313
00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:24,531
Right, yeah.
314
00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:27,211
And, hey, speaking of,
put on your best fake smile.
315
00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,750
We've got a room full of
potential buyers to impress.
316
00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:31,190
I'm not really in the mood
to network.
317
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,931
I know, buddy. I know.
318
00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:35,931
Joyce was... Joyce.
You loved her.
319
00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:37,731
But people do move on.
320
00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:39,150
I don't want to move on, Vicki.
321
00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:41,571
I know. And I don't want
to do this.
322
00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,731
Ow! Ow! Stop.
323
00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:44,990
- Oh!
- (SOFTLY) Fuck! It's stuck.
324
00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:46,110
- Jesus.
- (METAL RINGS)
325
00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,411
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
326
00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:49,190
Sorry. I thought that
would've come off easier.
327
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,190
But the point is,
what would you have said to me
328
00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:52,510
if I was in the same position?
329
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,291
You would say,
"You get one chance
330
00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,590
"to make a first impression."
331
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,891
So stop fuckin' crying
about your ex-wife.
332
00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,030
You're bumming everybody
the fuck out, pussy.
333
00:12:00,031 --> 00:12:03,291
Not really my tone,
but, uh, sure.
334
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:04,491
There we go.
335
00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,270
- (BRIGHTLY) Hello, good sir!
- BARTENDER: Hi.
336
00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,750
What do you have that'll make us
look wealthy and successful?
337
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,011
Um...
338
00:12:10,111 --> 00:12:12,011
VICKI: Oooh!
339
00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,491
Oh, how much?
340
00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,150
- BARTENDER: $750.
- We'll take it!
341
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,091
Vicki! We... we can't
afford that!
342
00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:19,550
No, but it'll look good to
people if it seems like we can.
343
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,651
- For our image, right?
- Absolutely not.
344
00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:23,310
- Please, please, please, please.
- No, no, no, no.
345
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:25,470
- Please, please, please, please.
- No, no, no, no, no.
346
00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:27,461
- So you want it or...?
- Yes, yes, yes, we do.
347
00:12:27,462 --> 00:12:29,190
Yeah, say yes.
Say yes. Yes, yes, yes.
348
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,811
- Yes, yes, yes. Yes, we do.
- OK.
349
00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:31,950
(GASPS)
350
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,430
That's my big beautiful brother.
351
00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:35,811
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
352
00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,211
And I know exactly
who I'm gonna impress.
353
00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:40,091
I'll save you some.
354
00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:42,271
MARTIN: Oh, sure.
355
00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:45,830
Ugh.
356
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,091
Looks like you two
are doing well.
357
00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:50,851
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Very well.
358
00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:52,411
What do you do?
359
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,011
Wait. Actually, let me guess.
360
00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:57,811
You are in...
361
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,911
...tanning products.
362
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,590
(LAUGHS) How did you know that?
363
00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:06,211
I just... I just go to
a lot of beauty conventions.
364
00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:09,051
Oh, well, it shows, I guess.
365
00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:10,571
(GASPS)
366
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,971
I'm Susi.
367
00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:14,491
Martin. Hi.
368
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,651
So how long have you been
369
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,811
in the 'painting people orange'
racket?
370
00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:22,651
- (LAUGHS) Well, about a year.
- Uh-huh.
371
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:26,331
Yeah, I spent the previous 20
as a financial risk analyst.
372
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,891
Right!
373
00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,611
And why did you give that up?
374
00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:32,091
Well, uh, you know, I decided
375
00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,831
I wasn't gonna let the life
I wanted get away from me.
376
00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:37,091
Wow.
377
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:41,691
That is some truly
sentimental bullshit.
378
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,051
Oh, I'm sorry.
379
00:13:43,052 --> 00:13:45,030
I've been listening to
too much self-help lately.
380
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:47,251
No, seriously, you know,
381
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,830
not everyone has the courage
to take that kind of risk.
382
00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh.
383
00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:54,091
Well, how about you?
384
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,651
You, uh, living the life
that you want to live?
385
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,811
Fuckin' hell, Martin.
386
00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:01,091
You're only asking
the big questions.
387
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:02,371
(LAUGHS)
388
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,211
Yeah. Sorry.
389
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,931
Well, OK, um, if you want
the truth, then...
390
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:10,171
(CASH REGISTER BEEPS)
391
00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:11,691
...maybe not.
392
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,171
VICKI: And... drink, drink!
393
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,670
- (GLASSES CLINK)
- VICKI: Drink, drink!
394
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,171
- Uh! Uh! Mm!
- Mm!
395
00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:18,321
PATRONS: Whoo!
396
00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:19,870
- (SUSI LAUGHS)
- (PATRONS CLAP AND CHEER)
397
00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:21,310
Your girlfriend's having fun.
398
00:14:21,311 --> 00:14:22,851
No, that's my... my sister.
399
00:14:22,951 --> 00:14:24,951
And, yeah, this is her nirvana.
400
00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:28,771
- Not yours?
- Oh, God, no.
401
00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:30,291
No.
402
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,811
Well, I did hear a rumour
403
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,381
that there's a wine bar
within walking distance.
404
00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,631
Actually, I...
I don't think I...
405
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,051
Sorry. I'm sorry.
406
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,630
Sorry, that was way too forward.
407
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,670
- Oh...
- I just...
408
00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:45,891
I don't know anybody in town
and...
409
00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:47,501
- No, no, no, no. It's just...
- Oh!
410
00:14:47,502 --> 00:14:49,390
No, we have this
big presentation tomorrow.
411
00:14:49,391 --> 00:14:50,851
It's... it's OK. I get it.
412
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,950
Look, it was really nice to,
um... to meet you.
413
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:54,251
I hope it goes really well.
414
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,851
MARTIN: Thank you.
415
00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:57,001
(LAUGHS)
416
00:14:57,071 --> 00:14:59,251
Sorry. (LAUGHS)
417
00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:01,551
(SUSI SIGHS)
418
00:15:02,711 --> 00:15:04,211
(GLASS THUDS SOFTLY)
419
00:15:04,311 --> 00:15:06,311
You know, one glass of wine...
420
00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:09,671
...it's not gonna
kill anybody, right?
421
00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:12,750
- SUSI: Cheers to that.
- (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Cheers.
422
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,470
- (BROADENS ACCENT) Ha! Cheers.
- (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Cheers.
423
00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:16,310
(REGULAR ACCENT) This is
your first time in Australia?
424
00:15:16,311 --> 00:15:17,950
(REGULAR ACCENT)
This is my first time here.
425
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,851
- Wow! Welcome.
- Yeah.
426
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,971
So, um, this spray tan of yours,
427
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,651
is it any good?
428
00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,470
Uh, well, why don't you
be the judge?
429
00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,611
- Here we go. Here.
- Alright.
430
00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:29,091
It's good. It's cute.
431
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:31,491
- Right?
- Tansform.
432
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:35,211
- And the pitch begins...
- (CHUCKLES)
433
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,311
...now.
434
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:44,691
May I?
435
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:46,331
- SUSI: Yes, yes.
- Hand?
436
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:48,431
Alright.
437
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,591
SUSI: Ah!
438
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,491
Everyday life can take its toll.
439
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,451
Work, bills, responsibility.
440
00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:02,851
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
441
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:05,541
MARTIN: They can make you
feel colourless, right?
442
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:09,531
But at Tansform, we believe
you don't have to live that way,
443
00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:13,371
with the spray tan that you can
use anytime, anywhere...
444
00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,471
- (SPRAY HISSES)
- (GASPS)
445
00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:18,751
Transform with Tansform.
446
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,971
And be the best version
of yourself.
447
00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:25,391
(LAUGHS)
448
00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:28,241
It's good.
449
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,211
- (BOTH KISS)
- (SUSI LAUGHS)
450
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:31,611
Oh, my God!
451
00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:33,791
It's really fucking good.
452
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,831
(SNIFFS)
453
00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:44,851
(GRUNTS)
454
00:16:44,951 --> 00:16:46,951
(SNIFFS)
455
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:50,091
(SOFT, DISCORDANT MUSIC)
456
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,191
(GRUNTS)
457
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,571
(SUSI INHALES DEEPLY)
458
00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:05,651
SUSI: Hmm!
459
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,751
- Hi!
- Hi.
460
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:11,451
(SUSI CHUCKLES)
461
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:14,091
Mm, last night
got kind of crazy.
462
00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:16,871
Yeah. Looks that way, yeah.
463
00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:20,911
SUSI: Hmm.
464
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,751
(PHONE BUZZES)
465
00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:31,311
SUSI: You wanna get
some breakfast?
466
00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,591
Martin?
467
00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:36,411
Breakfast?
468
00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,681
- I've... Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
- (PHONE CLICKS)
469
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,751
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
470
00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:44,811
SUSI: Are you OK?
471
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:46,491
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
472
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,931
I just normally
don't drink that much.
473
00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:50,211
Ah.
474
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:52,251
Welcome to Australia.
475
00:17:52,351 --> 00:17:53,451
(LAUGHS)
476
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,971
I mean, actually, you know,
477
00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:57,411
look, it's just...
478
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,661
- Last night was...
- Yeah.
479
00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:01,031
Uh, about that...
480
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:04,491
(PHONE UNLOCKS)
481
00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:07,071
Just... if you could press play.
482
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:16,110
- (DOOR BELL JINGLES)
- You filmed us?
483
00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:18,590
Everything's gonna be fine. You
just gotta do what he says, OK?
484
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,591
- What who says?
- (CHAIR SCRAPES)
485
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,551
Morning, Martin.
486
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:30,651
Sorry, I think
maybe I'm confused? Wh...
487
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,390
KASH: Oh, what
you think's happening
488
00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:34,871
is exactly what's happening.
489
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,091
I think I should leave.
490
00:18:38,092 --> 00:18:39,190
Yeah.
491
00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,190
(THUMPS TABLE)
492
00:18:40,191 --> 00:18:41,291
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
493
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,531
KASH: I just got here.
494
00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,631
(WHISPERS) Sit down.
495
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:47,811
(CHAIR CREAKS)
496
00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:49,171
KASH: Alright.
497
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,351
It's gonna be 10,000.
498
00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,670
What?
499
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:55,611
(FORK CLINKS)
500
00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,891
$10,000, Martin.
501
00:18:57,991 --> 00:19:00,531
Or we're gonna throw this
up on the interwebs
502
00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:03,091
where your wife, kids,
503
00:19:03,191 --> 00:19:06,571
heck, even your priest
can have a looksie, eh?
504
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,291
You're... you're blackmailing me?
505
00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:11,531
Oh, no, I like to think of it
as preserving your privacy
506
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,631
at market cost.
507
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,491
(STAMMERS) Who says I'm married?
508
00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:18,591
(FORK RINGS)
509
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:23,311
Spotting this
is her speciality, mate.
510
00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,211
- (FORK SCRAPES)
- (STAMMERS)
511
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:30,411
I don't have 10 grand.
512
00:19:30,511 --> 00:19:32,291
What was it
they got up at the bar?
513
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:34,491
Rich-prick rum.
514
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,051
The whole bottle.
515
00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:39,171
Whole bottle of rich-prick rum.
516
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:41,011
No, it was... that was my sister.
She...
517
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,710
You've got till 10:00 tonight,
OK?
518
00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:45,491
I'm... I'm...
Look, you don't understand.
519
00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:47,110
I really don't have
that kind of money.
520
00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:49,111
See that?
521
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,371
Six hours in the chair.
522
00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:54,211
Skin so thin it feels like
523
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:56,421
someone's jackhammering
at your nerves.
524
00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,211
But I didn't move.
525
00:19:58,311 --> 00:19:59,651
Nuh.
526
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:02,371
'Cause I want everyone to know
I love my sister
527
00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:04,531
and I'd do anything for her.
528
00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:06,631
OK.
529
00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,791
If you love your wife, Martin...
530
00:20:11,351 --> 00:20:12,451
...you'll get the cash.
531
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,331
Yeah?
532
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:16,431
It was really good.
533
00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:31,031
(DOOR BELL JINGLES)
534
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,031
(DOOR SLAMS, BELL JINGLES)
535
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:36,371
So this whole thing...
536
00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:39,111
Just pay him, Martin.
537
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,111
(DOOR BELL JINGLES)
538
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,011
VICKI: Hello!
539
00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:51,931
(VICKI SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY)
540
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,691
(VICKI WHISPERS)
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!
541
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,451
Yeah, you did!
542
00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,531
My God, I'm so proud of you.
543
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:01,411
Oh, and I found a model
for the presentation.
544
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,491
She is very talented.
545
00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,941
Actually, I took a few nudes.
Do you want to see?
546
00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:08,291
Oh, yeah. Here.
547
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,391
(RING THUDS AND SPINS)
548
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,091
Hey, are you OK?
549
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,011
You look a little pale.
550
00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:17,651
(RING SPINS RAPIDLY)
551
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,750
Well, lucky for you
your marriage is over,
552
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,070
otherwise this would be
a problem.
553
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,750
- No, it's not over.
- (DISTANT JACKHAMMERING)
554
00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:25,101
Joyce texted me this morning.
She wants to talk.
555
00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:26,371
Ooh, OK.
556
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,750
You're willing to get mixed up
557
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,110
with a couple of
shakedown artists
558
00:21:29,111 --> 00:21:31,131
because Joyce wants to talk?
559
00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,651
- Vicki, please.
- Sorry.
560
00:21:33,652 --> 00:21:35,190
- It's fine. I...
- (DISTANT SIREN)
561
00:21:35,191 --> 00:21:36,870
I mean, lucky for you,
this is my strong suit.
562
00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:37,971
Extortion?
563
00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,550
Remember how I used to run dope
564
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,091
for Uncle Rick down in Mexico?
565
00:21:41,191 --> 00:21:42,571
Uncle Rick sells dope?
566
00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:43,910
It was actually
pretty good stuff.
567
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,590
But when you're driving
desert roads,
568
00:21:45,591 --> 00:21:46,790
there's always this chance
569
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,150
that you could run into bandits.
570
00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:49,931
And if you do,
you have two options.
571
00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:53,811
You can either stop
and let them take what is yours
572
00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:56,571
or you accelerate
and force them to move.
573
00:21:56,671 --> 00:21:58,171
We're not accelerating.
574
00:21:58,172 --> 00:22:00,030
Look, we've got enough cash
in our account.
575
00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,190
We're just gonna pay them off.
576
00:22:01,191 --> 00:22:03,191
Right. Uh...
577
00:22:04,191 --> 00:22:05,891
- What?
- OK.
578
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,331
The... the organiser of the... of
the event, this friend of mine,
579
00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:10,790
um, she's not really
a friend of mine,
580
00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:12,270
but we kinda
became friends and...
581
00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:14,611
She offered us the biggest booth
at the event
582
00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:18,291
and, um, it was
really expensive...
583
00:22:18,391 --> 00:22:21,771
And, uh, what are you
trying to say, Vicki?
584
00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:23,871
We have...
585
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,261
...$812 left
in our business account.
586
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,790
- MARTIN: Fuck!
- VICKI: Yeah.
587
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,070
- MARTIN: Fuck!
- VICKI: OK.
588
00:22:29,071 --> 00:22:30,411
It's gonna be OK, trust me.
589
00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:31,510
- Trust me!
- No, no, no.
590
00:22:31,511 --> 00:22:32,931
I'm gonna lose my wife
591
00:22:33,031 --> 00:22:35,651
and my house and my business.
592
00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:36,971
Perfect!
593
00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:38,851
You'll still have me, though.
594
00:22:38,951 --> 00:22:43,171
No, you'll be gone too
because I will have killed you.
595
00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:44,651
(DOOR SLAMS)
596
00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:46,791
(TENSE MUSIC)
597
00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:58,631
(GRUNTS AND HYPERVENTILATES)
598
00:23:02,471 --> 00:23:04,851
- Oh! Oh!
- KASH: Missed.
599
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,611
Dave, turn the hole.
600
00:23:07,711 --> 00:23:09,401
- (VELCRO RIPS)
- (MAN WHIMPERS)
601
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,431
(BLADE RINGS AND THUDS)
602
00:23:16,711 --> 00:23:17,851
Big fella.
603
00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:19,550
- What you got for me, Terry?
- Nothing.
604
00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:20,971
He's a degenerate gambler.
605
00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:22,211
You squeeze him?
606
00:23:22,212 --> 00:23:23,750
Wouldn't have made a difference.
607
00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,230
- (SICKENING CRUNCH)
- Oh! Ahhhh!
608
00:23:25,231 --> 00:23:27,511
(MAN SHRIEKS AND WHIMPERS)
609
00:23:27,512 --> 00:23:30,430
KASH: Took him at his word,
did ya?
610
00:23:30,431 --> 00:23:32,291
(SIGHS) I made a judgement call.
611
00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,110
Said I would come back
in a couple of days.
612
00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:35,990
'Cause that's what
I'm paying you for, right?
613
00:23:35,991 --> 00:23:37,611
- Your judgement?
- Well...
614
00:23:37,612 --> 00:23:39,830
You want me to go back there,
kick him in the guts
615
00:23:39,831 --> 00:23:42,150
and hopefully that he shits
fuckin' gold coins out?
616
00:23:42,151 --> 00:23:44,561
- You want that?
- (KASH CHUCKLES UNNERVINGLY)
617
00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:46,851
Sorry, mate.
618
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:49,510
KASH: You ex-footy players
all got memory problems, right?
619
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,611
'Cause it seems like
you forgot who I am.
620
00:23:51,711 --> 00:23:53,931
I know who you are, mate.
Memory's fine.
621
00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:55,171
(CHUCKLES)
622
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,270
Come here.
623
00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:57,971
Come on.
624
00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:00,071
(SNIFFS)
625
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,070
TERRY: Ah!
626
00:24:02,071 --> 00:24:03,451
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
627
00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:04,811
(TERRY GROANS)
628
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,790
(MUFFLED SPEECH) Just remember
who you're talking to...
629
00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:08,811
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (GROANS)
630
00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:10,911
(RINGING FADES)
631
00:24:13,191 --> 00:24:15,211
(CHIMING OVER P.A.)
632
00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:17,391
(SUBDUED CHATTER)
633
00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:21,851
- Where is she?
- VICKI: She'll be here.
634
00:24:21,951 --> 00:24:23,411
Vicki!
635
00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:24,950
- VICKI: Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi!
636
00:24:24,951 --> 00:24:27,061
- (VICKI CHUCKLES)
- So... what do you think?
637
00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:28,211
VICKI: Oh, my God.
638
00:24:28,311 --> 00:24:30,931
Ooh! If I could put that
in a can and sell it,
639
00:24:31,031 --> 00:24:32,471
I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
640
00:24:32,511 --> 00:24:34,851
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Crystal, this is Martin.
641
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:36,811
Martin, Crystal - our model.
642
00:24:36,911 --> 00:24:38,451
- CRYSTAL: Hi!
- Hi.
643
00:24:38,551 --> 00:24:41,051
You look, uh, tanned. Ha!
644
00:24:41,151 --> 00:24:42,371
CRYSTAL: Thank you.
645
00:24:42,471 --> 00:24:45,971
No, I...I mean that
this is a spray tanning demo.
646
00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:47,070
Alright?
647
00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:48,230
And the point is to show buyers
648
00:24:48,231 --> 00:24:50,110
how our product changes
your skin colour,
649
00:24:50,111 --> 00:24:51,431
and we can't really do that
650
00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:53,350
if it looks like
you've been slow-roasting
651
00:24:53,351 --> 00:24:54,531
in the fuckin' outback.
652
00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:56,150
OK, you know what?
Give me a second.
653
00:24:56,151 --> 00:24:58,390
I'm gonna talk to you for a sec.
Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
654
00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,091
Hey, I know you're...
stressed out
655
00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:01,910
about your fuckin'
fuck tape or whatever,
656
00:25:01,911 --> 00:25:04,971
but you cannot verbally assault
our employees, OK?
657
00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,670
- Our new darker shade.
- (WHISPERS) OK, OK, OK.
658
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,111
Just fucking get it together.
659
00:25:08,151 --> 00:25:09,811
- OK, OK, OK.
- Jesus Christ.
660
00:25:09,911 --> 00:25:12,271
- VICKI: Hey, sorry.
- It's OK.
661
00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:16,711
TERRY: Shit's getting worse.
662
00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:20,051
Fuckin' headaches. Blackouts.
663
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,771
Mood swings.
664
00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:24,531
Sensitivity to fuckin' light.
665
00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:26,051
(SIGHS) Sorry, mate.
666
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,371
You have any, um, memory issues?
Erectile dysfunction?
667
00:25:29,471 --> 00:25:30,771
(TERRY GROANS)
668
00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:33,091
Let's skip the part
where you think
669
00:25:33,092 --> 00:25:35,110
you've got
an active medical licence.
670
00:25:35,111 --> 00:25:37,291
Just give me what I've come for.
671
00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:39,631
Sorry, mate.
Just, uh, trying to help.
672
00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,291
TERRY: I'll need 60.
673
00:25:49,391 --> 00:25:51,141
Mate, this is only
gonna get you 15.
674
00:25:51,142 --> 00:25:52,430
I'll have the rest by Friday.
675
00:25:52,431 --> 00:25:53,950
Mate, you know
that's not how it works.
676
00:25:53,951 --> 00:25:56,931
I fuckin' need 60.
I'll break your fuckin' neck.
677
00:25:57,031 --> 00:25:58,851
OK, OK. Everyone be cool.
678
00:25:58,951 --> 00:26:01,731
Let go of me or we're never
gonna do business again.
679
00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:03,211
Yeah?
680
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,511
(DR VEGA EXHALES)
681
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:07,891
OK. Good.
682
00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:11,411
(EXHALES) Just, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
683
00:26:11,511 --> 00:26:14,131
Just give him 15 and,
um, throw in a couple of extra
684
00:26:14,231 --> 00:26:16,371
for professional courtesy.
(LAUGHS)
685
00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:18,831
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
686
00:26:19,292 --> 00:26:21,550
Ladies and gentlemen,
687
00:26:21,551 --> 00:26:23,470
forget everything you know
about spray tan,
688
00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:26,611
because up next,
we have Tansform,
689
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,051
a self-tanner formulated...
690
00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:29,430
(SOFTLY)
OK, let's put on a show.
691
00:26:29,431 --> 00:26:30,630
ANNOUNCER:
...amazing maqui berry,
692
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,750
part of the anti-aging elements
of the fruit
693
00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:34,691
with its natural
tanning properties.
694
00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:37,931
Tansform's solution
dries 15% faster
695
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,851
and lasts 30% longer
than the competition.
696
00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:43,230
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)
- (MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
697
00:26:43,231 --> 00:26:45,411
(ANNOUNCER CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
698
00:26:45,511 --> 00:26:47,511
(PHONE CHIMES)
699
00:26:52,231 --> 00:26:54,311
- VICKI: OK.
- MARTIN: Fuck.
700
00:26:55,511 --> 00:26:58,251
(MARTIN BREATHES SHAKILY)
701
00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,911
(MUFFLED SPEECH) OK. You ready?
702
00:26:59,991 --> 00:27:01,931
You ready? You with me?
Let's do this.
703
00:27:02,031 --> 00:27:04,451
OK, here we go. Here we go!
704
00:27:04,551 --> 00:27:06,291
ANNOUNCER: ..Tansform!
705
00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,451
VICKI: Hello, Sydney!
706
00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,491
- (APPLAUSE)
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
707
00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:14,331
I'm Vicki Marvin and this is
my brother and business partner,
708
00:27:14,431 --> 00:27:15,651
Martin Marvin.
709
00:27:15,652 --> 00:27:17,910
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (MUFFLED APPLAUSE)
710
00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,751
(MARTIN BREATHES SHAKILY)
711
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,790
- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
- VICKI: Oh.
712
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:28,331
It's OK. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Whoopsie-doops.
713
00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:29,990
- (QUIETLY) Get up.
- (AUDIENCE MURMURS)
714
00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:31,091
VICKI: Get up, Martin.
715
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,891
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Whoo!
716
00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:35,291
(DISTANT DANCE MUSIC THUDS)
717
00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:37,691
The costume
was a stupid purchase.
718
00:27:37,692 --> 00:27:39,750
Can you just try to be
a little positive?
719
00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:42,851
I fainted in front of
our entire industry.
720
00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,430
- (AIR HISSES)
- I'm being blackmailed.
721
00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:45,430
(POP!)
722
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,091
- (CAN CLATTERS)
- Jesus!
723
00:27:47,191 --> 00:27:49,451
And now our inventory
is exploding.
724
00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,131
I think it's just the heat.
725
00:27:51,231 --> 00:27:53,531
- (SCOFFS) It's winter.
- OK, listen.
726
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,411
Here's what we're gonna do.
727
00:27:55,511 --> 00:27:57,091
We're not gonna pay them, OK?
728
00:27:57,191 --> 00:27:59,971
We are going to floor it
at these assholes.
729
00:28:00,071 --> 00:28:05,531
And then we are going to
explode on them.
730
00:28:05,631 --> 00:28:08,171
No, we're not gonna
do it your way.
731
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:10,271
OK, how do you
wanna do it, then?
732
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,870
You're looking for
a personal loan?
733
00:28:13,871 --> 00:28:16,211
MARTIN: Yes,
or maybe a business loan,
734
00:28:16,311 --> 00:28:18,091
depending on certain factors.
735
00:28:18,191 --> 00:28:19,411
What factors?
736
00:28:19,511 --> 00:28:20,711
Well, whatever factors
737
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,211
put 10 grand in our pocket
today, Phil. (LAUGHS)
738
00:28:23,311 --> 00:28:24,811
(MARTIN AND VICKI LAUGH)
739
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,351
What collateral do you have?
740
00:28:26,431 --> 00:28:27,691
Well, he has a really nice
741
00:28:27,692 --> 00:28:29,710
three-bedroom, two-bathroom
house back in the USA.
742
00:28:29,711 --> 00:28:30,870
Ever heard of it? (LAUGHS)
743
00:28:30,871 --> 00:28:32,950
No, well, I've already
taken out a mortgage
744
00:28:32,951 --> 00:28:34,251
on my half of the house.
745
00:28:34,351 --> 00:28:36,211
I'm not using my wife's equity.
746
00:28:36,212 --> 00:28:37,750
(WHISPERS) Psst.
Phil, come here.
747
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:38,851
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
748
00:28:38,852 --> 00:28:40,710
Theoretically,
between you and me,
749
00:28:40,711 --> 00:28:43,611
if we can get this guy
to stop being such a B-word,
750
00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:45,811
how quickly
can we get that loan?
751
00:28:45,911 --> 00:28:46,971
Uh, typically,
752
00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:48,510
mortgage approvals
take about seven days.
753
00:28:48,511 --> 00:28:51,111
OK, seven days isn't gonna work.
Do better.
754
00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:54,531
Can I ask what the loan is for?
755
00:28:54,631 --> 00:28:56,571
Sure. (STAMMERS)
It's, uh... We, uh...
756
00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:58,411
He's being blackmailed.
757
00:28:58,511 --> 00:29:01,371
(LAUGHS)
758
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,990
- (VICKI LAUGHS)
- PHIL: That's funny.
759
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,350
- (MARTIN CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
- VICKI: Ah. (LAUGHS)
760
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,741
- Yeah.
- No, but he really is.
761
00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:07,751
We need you to do us a solid.
762
00:29:08,722 --> 00:29:13,270
VICKI: That loan would've
floated us for months.
763
00:29:13,271 --> 00:29:14,630
MARTIN: It's Joyce's house too.
764
00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:15,830
VICKI: Joyce hasn't lived there
in a year!
765
00:29:15,831 --> 00:29:16,910
MARTIN:
Well, she's still my wife.
766
00:29:16,911 --> 00:29:18,270
VICKI: OK,
if she was still your wife,
767
00:29:18,271 --> 00:29:20,190
you wouldn't have forced us
to cross the Pacific
768
00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,241
to win her back.
769
00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:22,971
The reason we don't have money
770
00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:24,811
is 'cause you spent it
on a booth
771
00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:26,390
for a company 10 times our size.
772
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,510
Oh, so this is my fault?
773
00:29:27,511 --> 00:29:28,630
Because I don't really remember
774
00:29:28,631 --> 00:29:29,790
taking my brother's dick out
775
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:31,550
and shoving it
in the nearest flim-flammer.
776
00:29:31,551 --> 00:29:33,291
OK, I've destroyed my life.
Noted.
777
00:29:33,391 --> 00:29:35,391
Maybe your life
needed destroying.
778
00:29:36,351 --> 00:29:37,401
What does that mean?
779
00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:39,651
Were you and Joyce
really that happy?
780
00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:41,571
'Cause I don't think
that you were.
781
00:29:41,671 --> 00:29:44,171
And last night,
when you were at the bar
782
00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:45,790
with that hot-ass
blackmailer,
783
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:49,191
Martin, that is the happiest
I have seen you in years.
784
00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:52,571
VICKI: What...
Where are you going? Martin...
785
00:29:52,671 --> 00:29:54,671
To fix this on my own.
786
00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,491
Oh, look, it's Phil,
787
00:30:04,591 --> 00:30:07,071
the corporate cog
who destroyed my business.
788
00:30:08,311 --> 00:30:10,131
- Sorry.
- Great. Oh!
789
00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:12,341
My brother's gonna
have his legs broken,
790
00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,350
but I'm sure the bones
will heal quicker
791
00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:16,891
when I regale him with
your one-word apology.
792
00:30:16,991 --> 00:30:18,041
Thank you.
793
00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:20,071
I get it.
794
00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,551
You think I like this job?
795
00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:25,771
My mum won't even talk to me.
796
00:30:25,772 --> 00:30:27,750
She thinks I take
people's houses away.
797
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:28,891
Really?
798
00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:30,931
- She doesn't talk to you?
- No.
799
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,031
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
800
00:30:33,471 --> 00:30:35,931
Yeah, my mom kicked me out
801
00:30:36,031 --> 00:30:38,211
just for selling some furniture
802
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,790
that I honestly didn't think
she was using anymore.
803
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:42,291
And I made bank.
804
00:30:42,391 --> 00:30:44,571
It's like,
"Why don't you support me?"
805
00:30:44,572 --> 00:30:46,830
Yeah, I mean, it sounds like
you sold her furniture,
806
00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:48,171
but, yeah, I get it.
807
00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:49,321
It's, like...
808
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,371
- Mums you know?
- Yeah.
809
00:30:51,471 --> 00:30:52,651
Moms. (SCOFFS)
810
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,971
God. I get it.
811
00:30:55,071 --> 00:30:56,731
(VICKI INHALES)
812
00:30:56,831 --> 00:30:58,131
(VICKI EXHALES)
813
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,231
Hey.
814
00:31:02,071 --> 00:31:03,731
I don't normally do this.
815
00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:05,831
(TAPS PHONE)
816
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,811
He helps people
when the bank can't,
817
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,251
if you know what I mean.
818
00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,351
(SIGHS) I do know what you mean.
819
00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:14,941
- Grab a quick drink?
- Nope.
820
00:31:14,951 --> 00:31:16,251
OK.
821
00:31:16,351 --> 00:31:17,851
- Fair enough.
- Yeah.
822
00:31:17,951 --> 00:31:20,671
- (OMINOUS MUSIC)
- (DISTANT ARGUMENT)
823
00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:27,950
MAN ON VIDEO: Stem cell therapy
824
00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:29,470
has been shown
to repair the damage
825
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,611
caused by repeated head trauma.
826
00:31:31,711 --> 00:31:34,691
By using a patient's
own mesenchymal stem cells
827
00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:37,510
to support the recovery
from traumatic encephalopathy,
828
00:31:37,511 --> 00:31:39,270
brain damage
and excess inflammation...
829
00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:40,270
Hey.
830
00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:43,491
I'm, uh... I'm Vicki from...
831
00:31:43,591 --> 00:31:45,051
...from the phone.
832
00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:46,510
- (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING)
- What do you want?
833
00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:49,451
I'm... I'm looking for a loan.
834
00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:51,551
Don't do loans anymore.
835
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:53,451
Well, that's a shame.
836
00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:55,551
(VIDEO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
837
00:31:58,231 --> 00:31:59,571
What do you do now?
838
00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,091
(VIDEO STOPS)
839
00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:02,190
Help people.
840
00:32:02,191 --> 00:32:04,131
What, like, if I need a ride
841
00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,950
to the airport on a Friday
night, things like that?
842
00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:07,371
Yeah.
843
00:32:07,471 --> 00:32:09,211
If you've got the money,
844
00:32:09,311 --> 00:32:10,531
I'll get the job done.
845
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:11,630
Yeah.
846
00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:13,131
Well, I'm...
847
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,891
...not exactly flush with cash
right now.
848
00:32:15,991 --> 00:32:17,691
Hence the need for the loan.
849
00:32:17,791 --> 00:32:19,171
(PHONE BEEPS)
850
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,251
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
851
00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:23,091
What's the loan for?
852
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,051
Just your typical
blackmail/sex-tape situation.
853
00:32:27,151 --> 00:32:28,491
(TERRY SCOFFS)
854
00:32:28,591 --> 00:32:30,591
- Nice.
- Yeah.
855
00:32:30,592 --> 00:32:32,870
There could be
some other options.
856
00:32:32,871 --> 00:32:35,161
How do you feel about
your Second Amendment?
857
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,611
(METAL CLANGS AND CLATTERS)
858
00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:41,230
(VIDEO GAME LASER EFFECTS
PLAY NEARBY)
859
00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:42,851
(KASH SIGHS)
860
00:32:42,951 --> 00:32:44,571
Send the photo?
861
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,671
Yep.
862
00:32:47,151 --> 00:32:48,491
Kinda felt bad for this one.
863
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,811
(WEAPON SCRAPES)
864
00:32:49,812 --> 00:32:51,270
You got a thing for this guy?
865
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,371
No.
866
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,651
(KASH LAUGHS)
867
00:32:53,652 --> 00:32:55,950
It sounds like you don't want
to take his money.
868
00:32:55,951 --> 00:32:58,630
Maybe I'm just tired of
blackmailing broke tourists.
869
00:32:58,631 --> 00:33:00,991
(LAUGHS) Fuck traps
were your idea.
870
00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:04,731
- Fuck it!
- Extortion operations.
871
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,870
And I didn't think that
I'd be doing them forever.
872
00:33:06,871 --> 00:33:08,051
So, what,
873
00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:10,310
gonna transition to
dolphin trainer, are we?
874
00:33:10,311 --> 00:33:11,451
Neurosurgeon?
875
00:33:11,551 --> 00:33:13,631
- An astronaut.
- (WEAPON SCRAPES)
876
00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:17,350
- (WEAPON CLATTERS)
- (SIGHS HEAVILY)
877
00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:19,791
Hey, you mind picking those up
for me, please?
878
00:33:25,182 --> 00:33:27,270
(WEAPON CLATTERS)
879
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,491
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
880
00:33:29,492 --> 00:33:30,790
- What the fuck?
- (WEAPON SCRAPES)
881
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,371
- Hang on.
- Kash!
882
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,521
I'm a bit rusty.
883
00:33:33,551 --> 00:33:34,891
Please don't, Kash.
884
00:33:34,991 --> 00:33:36,991
Stand fuckin' still.
885
00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:40,811
(GASPS)
886
00:33:40,911 --> 00:33:42,371
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
887
00:33:42,471 --> 00:33:45,431
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
888
00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,451
You don't get to be anyone
889
00:33:49,551 --> 00:33:51,651
but who I tell you to be.
890
00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:53,371
Understand?
891
00:33:53,471 --> 00:33:55,091
Yeah.
892
00:33:55,191 --> 00:33:57,191
Good girl.
893
00:33:57,831 --> 00:33:59,691
You pick these up for me, please?
894
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:01,611
(SINGSONGS) Thank you!
895
00:34:01,711 --> 00:34:03,251
(EXHALES)
896
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,150
JOYCE ON RECORDING:
Hey, you've reached Joyce.
897
00:34:05,151 --> 00:34:06,371
Please leave a message.
898
00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,571
Hey, Joyce!
(CHUCKLES) I got your text.
899
00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,630
I'm really looking forward
to talking.
900
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:13,491
Uh, in the... the meantime,
uh, Vicki and I,
901
00:34:13,591 --> 00:34:16,131
we, uh, have a...
a big opportunity,
902
00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:17,811
uh, but we're... we're just
903
00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:19,670
kinda putting the pieces
together right now,
904
00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:20,931
so, uh...
905
00:34:21,031 --> 00:34:23,071
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
906
00:34:29,431 --> 00:34:32,571
AUTOMATED VOICE: If you're happy
with your message, press 1.
907
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,911
- To delete, press 2.
- (PRESSES KEY)
908
00:34:34,912 --> 00:34:38,230
(VICKI SIGHS) You traded
the company van?
909
00:34:38,231 --> 00:34:39,921
- For the money we need!
- You need.
910
00:34:39,951 --> 00:34:41,411
Not me being blackmailed.
911
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,990
- This time.
- (DISTANT SIRENS WAIL)
912
00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:44,971
And what is this piece of shit?
913
00:34:45,071 --> 00:34:47,491
MARTIN: Hey, it was a good deal.
I'd do it again.
914
00:34:47,591 --> 00:34:49,091
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh. Oh, jeez.
915
00:34:49,191 --> 00:34:51,371
It's him. It's him.
What do I do?
916
00:34:51,471 --> 00:34:54,771
Answer the phone.
Show this fucker who's boss.
917
00:34:54,871 --> 00:34:56,371
OK, OK, OK.
918
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,471
- (KEYPAD BEEPS)
- Hello.
919
00:34:59,351 --> 00:35:01,591
I have the money.
920
00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:05,331
Here at the m-motel?
921
00:35:05,431 --> 00:35:07,571
No, no, no, no.
Uh, somewhere public.
922
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,710
- Yep.
- (VICKI MOUTHS)
923
00:35:08,711 --> 00:35:10,711
'Fraid I have to insist on that.
924
00:35:11,711 --> 00:35:14,411
Y-you're right, yeah.
No, you're... you're right.
925
00:35:14,511 --> 00:35:15,811
Here does work. Yeah.
926
00:35:15,911 --> 00:35:17,371
- Sure.
- Ugh.
927
00:35:17,471 --> 00:35:18,691
One hour? (CHUCKLES)
928
00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,251
OK. Looking forward to it.
929
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,390
(VICKI SIGHS)
930
00:35:21,391 --> 00:35:23,190
(NERVOUSLY) Nervous?
No, no, no, no.
931
00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:25,211
Not... not even in the...
the slightest.
932
00:35:25,311 --> 00:35:26,851
Are you? (SNIFFS)
933
00:35:26,951 --> 00:35:28,091
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
934
00:35:28,151 --> 00:35:29,251
Ri... Oh, well, that may...
935
00:35:29,351 --> 00:35:30,731
Oh, he hung up. Yeah.
936
00:35:30,831 --> 00:35:33,051
Bad job. Really bad job.
937
00:35:33,151 --> 00:35:35,291
Yeah, I didn't feel good
about it either.
938
00:35:35,391 --> 00:35:38,471
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
939
00:35:42,951 --> 00:35:44,491
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
940
00:35:44,591 --> 00:35:46,691
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
941
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,571
MARTIN: Hi. Hello. Um...
942
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,451
Come on in. Uh...
943
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:52,331
(TENSE MUSIC)
944
00:35:52,431 --> 00:35:54,431
MARTIN: So how is everyone?
945
00:35:55,151 --> 00:35:56,451
(DOOR CLOSES)
946
00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:58,531
MARTIN: I have it right here.
947
00:35:58,631 --> 00:36:01,931
Well, this is, uh,
the end of it.
948
00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:03,030
Here it is.
949
00:36:03,031 --> 00:36:04,171
Hold up.
950
00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:05,351
Where's the sex tape?
951
00:36:05,352 --> 00:36:06,390
Who are you?
952
00:36:06,391 --> 00:36:07,811
I...I'm the sister.
953
00:36:07,812 --> 00:36:09,710
And, uh, we're not gonna
pay you shit
954
00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,310
until you delete
the fuckin' video
955
00:36:11,311 --> 00:36:13,451
from the... cloud or whatever.
956
00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:16,851
Well, money first,
then I press delete.
957
00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:18,291
Not happening.
958
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,430
No.
959
00:36:19,431 --> 00:36:20,910
KASH:
I'm just gonna send it, then.
960
00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:22,470
- OK, no, no. Money first.
- VICKI: No.
961
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,470
- Money first.
- No!
962
00:36:23,471 --> 00:36:24,531
- Vicki!
- Dammit.
963
00:36:24,631 --> 00:36:26,711
MARTIN: Here you go.
It's all there.
964
00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:33,270
I'm starting to think
this isn't enough.
965
00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:36,051
If you can get 10 grand
in a day,
966
00:36:36,151 --> 00:36:37,931
you can get 20 tomorrow.
967
00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,351
Kash, come on.
Let's just get out of here.
968
00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:43,511
(PAPER BAG RUSTLES)
969
00:36:45,591 --> 00:36:48,371
KASH: You know why this works?
I'll tell ya.
970
00:36:48,471 --> 00:36:49,891
Everyone wants to believe
971
00:36:49,991 --> 00:36:52,691
they're the most interesting
person in the room
972
00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:54,771
because no-one wants to admit
973
00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:57,251
they're just another
everyday shitbag.
974
00:36:57,351 --> 00:36:59,651
But there's the thing.
975
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:04,131
If you get taped fuckin' a woman
who isn't your wife,
976
00:37:04,132 --> 00:37:06,430
then it doesn't matter
who you think you are.
977
00:37:06,431 --> 00:37:09,171
You're still gonna have to pay
the asking price.
978
00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:12,951
And now that price is 20.
979
00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:15,451
I don't think so.
980
00:37:15,551 --> 00:37:18,051
- Oh, J... You got a fucking gun?
- I'm accelerating.
981
00:37:18,151 --> 00:37:19,251
You sure about this?
982
00:37:19,351 --> 00:37:20,401
Yeah, I'm American.
983
00:37:20,402 --> 00:37:22,350
Of course I'm fuckin' sure
about this.
984
00:37:22,351 --> 00:37:24,531
Give me your phone. Now.
985
00:37:24,631 --> 00:37:25,971
Now!
986
00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:28,471
Tell me your password.
987
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,451
- 1-1...
- VICKI: Yeah.
988
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,491
- 1...
- Right.
989
00:37:34,591 --> 00:37:36,771
- ...1...
- What, are they all 1s?
990
00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:38,011
2.
991
00:37:38,012 --> 00:37:39,150
(KEYPAD CLICKS)
992
00:37:39,151 --> 00:37:40,491
- OK.
- (MARTIN EXHALES)
993
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,091
OK, I'm having a hard time
994
00:37:42,092 --> 00:37:44,150
getting the password
and also pointing.
995
00:37:44,151 --> 00:37:45,670
- Will you just...
- Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
996
00:37:45,671 --> 00:37:46,931
No, I got it. I got it.
997
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,411
- OK.
- Don't move!
998
00:37:48,511 --> 00:37:49,561
(KEYPAD CLICKS)
999
00:37:49,631 --> 00:37:51,571
OK, I'm not familiar
with this OS.
1000
00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:53,910
Uh, lady, will you help him
delete the fucking sex tape?
1001
00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:54,961
Surprise!
1002
00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:56,310
- (WHISPERS) Goddammit.
- (WHISPERS) Fuck.
1003
00:37:56,311 --> 00:37:58,311
I have one too.
1004
00:37:58,831 --> 00:38:00,491
Give me your gun. Please.
1005
00:38:00,591 --> 00:38:03,111
Vicki, give him the fucking gun.
1006
00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:06,910
(MARTIN STAMMERS) OK, listen.
1007
00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:08,750
If you want 20,
I can give you 20, alright?
1008
00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,630
I'll... I'll write you a cheque.
I'll write you a cheque.
1009
00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:12,470
They don't really do cheques
here, Martin.
1010
00:38:12,471 --> 00:38:13,521
Stop moving.
1011
00:38:13,551 --> 00:38:15,451
(PHONE RINGS)
1012
00:38:15,551 --> 00:38:16,651
Shut that thing up.
1013
00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:19,251
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
1014
00:38:19,351 --> 00:38:20,691
Now, please.
1015
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,651
MARTIN: Sorry.
1016
00:38:22,652 --> 00:38:23,750
Sorry, it's...
1017
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,651
It's just, uh, uh...
1018
00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:28,011
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
1019
00:38:28,111 --> 00:38:29,931
Some shit's just too ironic, hey?
1020
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,270
- MARTIN: OK... (STAMMERS)
- (KEYPAD BEEPS)
1021
00:38:31,271 --> 00:38:32,931
Please, please, don't... don't...
1022
00:38:33,031 --> 00:38:34,451
KASH: Hello?
1023
00:38:34,452 --> 00:38:36,190
- This must be Mrs Marvin.
- Please don't!
1024
00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:37,941
- (MARTIN GRUNTS)
- (VICKI GASPS)
1025
00:38:38,031 --> 00:38:41,011
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
- (VICKI AND KASH GRUNT)
1026
00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,731
- (VICKI SHRIEKS)
- (GUNSHOT)
1027
00:38:42,831 --> 00:38:44,811
- KASH: I've got ya.
- (VICKI GRUNTS)
1028
00:38:44,911 --> 00:38:46,371
(KASH GROANS)
1029
00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:49,331
- (KASH GRUNTS)
- (SUSI CRIES OUT)
1030
00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:50,731
SUSI: Fuck you!
1031
00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,411
(KASH GROANS PAINFULLY)
1032
00:38:52,511 --> 00:38:54,511
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- (VICKI SHRIEKS)
1033
00:38:57,362 --> 00:39:00,390
- (SICKENING THUD)
- (SUSI GASPS)
1034
00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:02,391
(SUSI BREATHES HEAVILY)
1035
00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:06,111
VICKI: Sorry.
1036
00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:09,151
(VICKI BREATHES SHAKILY)
1037
00:39:12,831 --> 00:39:15,241
- JOYCE: Are you there? Martin?
- VICKI: Hang up.
1038
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:16,411
Hang up.
1039
00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:17,571
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1040
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:18,670
- VICKI: Hang up!
- Hello, Martin?
1041
00:39:18,671 --> 00:39:20,671
- Yeah, OK.
- (KEYPAD BEEPS)
1042
00:39:21,071 --> 00:39:22,891
(GRUNTS SOFTLY, PANTS)
1043
00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:25,311
(TENSE, GRIM MUSIC)
1044
00:39:30,711 --> 00:39:32,011
(STAMMERS) Is he...?
1045
00:39:32,111 --> 00:39:34,491
(BREATHES HEAVILY) Yeah.
1046
00:39:34,591 --> 00:39:36,771
(STAMMERS) We have to call
an ambulance.
1047
00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:38,571
VICKI: No, no, no, no, no.
1048
00:39:38,671 --> 00:39:40,571
We're in a foreign country
and...
1049
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:42,411
...and we just killed somebody.
1050
00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:44,451
We're not gonna call
an ambulance.
1051
00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,211
(TENSE MUSIC)
1052
00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:47,451
VICKI: What do we do?
1053
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,051
We've gotta get rid of him.
1054
00:39:50,151 --> 00:39:51,571
(WHISPERS) OK.
1055
00:39:51,671 --> 00:39:53,891
I think I know somebody.
1056
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:55,991
(NEON SIGN BUZZES)
1057
00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:59,271
(DOOR OPENS)
1058
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,431
(DOOR CLOSES)
1059
00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:10,691
So are you thinking, like,
an acid bath situation or...?
1060
00:40:10,692 --> 00:40:12,950
(SIGHS HEAVILY) I'm thinking
you guys are fucked.
1061
00:40:12,951 --> 00:40:14,331
(SUSI SIGHS)
1062
00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:16,571
(GRIM MUSIC)
1063
00:40:16,671 --> 00:40:18,331
(TERRY SIGHS)
1064
00:40:18,431 --> 00:40:20,251
You know who she is?
1065
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,051
SUSI: Yep.
1066
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,590
Well, you know what, I'm getting
the fuck outta here, then.
1067
00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:25,971
(PAPER BAG RUSTLES)
1068
00:40:26,071 --> 00:40:28,071
Would $10,000 change your mind?
1069
00:40:32,151 --> 00:40:33,491
(WHISPERS) Fuck.
1070
00:40:33,591 --> 00:40:35,631
We need a big fuckin' bag.
1071
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,751
(DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC BUILDS)
1072
00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:45,211
(TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
1073
00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:46,611
(MARTIN WHISPERS) Go, go.
1074
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,910
- MARTIN: Wait, wait.
- TERRY: Yep.
1075
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:48,910
VICKI: OK.
1076
00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:49,961
TERRY: Let's go.
1077
00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:51,390
- VICKI: No, I got this.
- SUSI: Wait! OK.
1078
00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:52,750
- TERRY: I got it.
- VICKI: Oh, my God.
1079
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,310
- (TERRY GRUNTS)
- VICKI: Are you OK?
1080
00:40:54,311 --> 00:40:56,311
TERRY: Yep.
1081
00:40:56,862 --> 00:40:58,910
MARTIN: Fuck.
1082
00:40:58,911 --> 00:41:00,310
Lights good on your ride,
Martin?
1083
00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,291
Uh, I think so. (STAMMERS)
1084
00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:04,331
- Good. Pop the boot.
- (SUSI GRUNTS)
1085
00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:07,071
OK, hold on.
We're taking my car?
1086
00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:10,691
Yeah. Your body. Your car.
1087
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,251
I suppose that's fair. OK.
1088
00:41:12,351 --> 00:41:14,351
(SUSI GRUNTS)
1089
00:41:15,151 --> 00:41:16,411
It's full of boxes!
1090
00:41:16,412 --> 00:41:18,550
Well, it looks like he's
gonna have to ride up front.
1091
00:41:18,551 --> 00:41:20,181
- (VICKI GRUNTS)
- (DOOR THUDS)
1092
00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:23,191
(TENSE MUSIC)
1093
00:41:27,262 --> 00:41:30,870
(WHISPERS)
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1094
00:41:30,871 --> 00:41:32,171
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
1095
00:41:32,271 --> 00:41:33,851
It's his birthday! (CHUCKLES)
1096
00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:36,251
Pussy can't handle his tequila!
1097
00:41:36,351 --> 00:41:38,351
(TENSE MUSIC)
1098
00:41:39,911 --> 00:41:41,851
(WHISPERS) Oh, fuck. OK.
1099
00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:43,951
OK. Where are we going?
1100
00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,131
What do you feel like?
1101
00:41:47,231 --> 00:41:49,411
Pizza? Burgers? Fries?
1102
00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:51,771
Oh, fuck. I could do burgers
if...
1103
00:41:51,871 --> 00:41:54,101
You're kidding?
You're fucking with me? OK.
1104
00:41:54,102 --> 00:41:55,870
Yeah, no, we're just gonna
go get rid of the body?
1105
00:41:55,871 --> 00:41:57,651
Yeah, no,
that's what we should do.
1106
00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:59,350
- (ENGINE IDLES)
- I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
1107
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,651
OK, let's go.
1108
00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:03,471
(UNEASY MUSIC)
1109
00:42:07,551 --> 00:42:10,691
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
1110
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:13,131
(GATE SQUEAKS)
1111
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,231
(CANS CLATTER)
1112
00:42:17,751 --> 00:42:19,651
(VICKI SIGHS) Jesus Christ.
1113
00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:20,971
Ugh!
1114
00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,070
(SUSI GRUNTS)
1115
00:42:22,071 --> 00:42:23,691
- (TEDDY GRUNTS)
- SUSI: OK.
1116
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,371
- VICKI: Ready? 1, 2, 3.
- TEDDY: 3, 2. Up!
1117
00:42:26,471 --> 00:42:27,691
(ALL GRUNT)
1118
00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:30,571
- TEDDY: Keep going.
VICKI: That's it. I got it.
1119
00:42:30,671 --> 00:42:32,931
TEDDY: Two more steps.
Alright, here.
1120
00:42:33,031 --> 00:42:34,571
VICKI: Go back.
1121
00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,870
- Get a leg. Get a leg.
- VICKI: OK.
1122
00:42:35,871 --> 00:42:36,910
- SUSI: Ready?
- Pull him.
1123
00:42:36,911 --> 00:42:38,901
- TEDDY: Pull, pull, pull.
- (ALL GRUNT)
1124
00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,811
- SUSI: Ugh, Jesus.
- TEDDY: Right.
1125
00:42:40,911 --> 00:42:42,411
Ready? 3, 2, 1.
1126
00:42:42,412 --> 00:42:43,590
MARTIN: OK, hold on. Wait.
1127
00:42:43,591 --> 00:42:44,950
A-are we sure we should do this?
1128
00:42:44,951 --> 00:42:47,811
- Jesus, Martin, read the room!
- I'm hanging on...
1129
00:42:47,911 --> 00:42:50,081
We're doing this.
Let's drop the dead fuck!
1130
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,811
TEDDY: Come on, let's go.
1131
00:42:51,911 --> 00:42:53,371
(SUSI AND TEDDY GROAN)
1132
00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,891
- (ALL GRUNT)
- VICKI: OK.
1133
00:42:54,991 --> 00:42:56,991
- SUSI: Alright.
- TEDDY: Oh!
1134
00:42:58,111 --> 00:43:00,571
(TENSE MUSIC)
1135
00:43:00,671 --> 00:43:02,671
- (FROGS CROAK)
- (INSECTS CHIRP)
1136
00:43:06,111 --> 00:43:08,691
(TEDDY SIGHS) Fuck's sake.
1137
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:10,291
Help me with the fence.
1138
00:43:10,391 --> 00:43:12,391
VICKI: OK.
1139
00:43:13,111 --> 00:43:15,131
- (METAL CLANGS)
- (ALL GRUNT)
1140
00:43:15,231 --> 00:43:17,291
(TENSE MUSIC)
1141
00:43:17,391 --> 00:43:19,391
(CAR ENGINE REVS)
1142
00:43:20,871 --> 00:43:22,911
(TENSE MUSIC)
1143
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,811
(WATER SPLASHES)
1144
00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,550
- (FROGS CROAK)
- (INSECTS CHIRP)
1145
00:43:30,551 --> 00:43:31,731
FATS WALLER: Brrrr!
1146
00:43:31,831 --> 00:43:32,971
Fats ain't the cleaner.
1147
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:34,611
Yes, yes!
1148
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,710
Yes, yes.
1149
00:43:35,711 --> 00:43:37,291
? I'll polish the leaves
1150
00:43:37,391 --> 00:43:38,771
? Make 'em green again
1151
00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:40,651
? Shake out the trees
1152
00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:42,051
? Change the scene again
1153
00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:43,451
? Spring cleaning
1154
00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,051
? Gettin' ready for love
1155
00:43:45,151 --> 00:43:47,171
? Hah, hah, hah!
1156
00:43:47,271 --> 00:43:49,611
? Snuff off the wintry bowers
1157
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:52,491
? Wash 'em out with
April showers
1158
00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:55,251
? Cover them with
fragrant flowers
1159
00:43:55,351 --> 00:43:57,491
? Shine up the moon above
1160
00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,691
? 'Cause you and I
1161
00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:01,211
? Have a rendezvous
1162
00:44:01,311 --> 00:44:02,651
? Under the sky
1163
00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:04,131
? Like we used to
1164
00:44:04,231 --> 00:44:06,131
? Spring cleanin'
1165
00:44:06,231 --> 00:44:07,531
? Gettin' ready for love
1166
00:44:07,631 --> 00:44:09,331
? Yes, yes! ?
1167
00:44:09,431 --> 00:44:11,051
Brrrr!
1168
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,691
Yeah, that's the real cleaner.
1169
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:13,870
(PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES)
1170
00:44:13,871 --> 00:44:15,871
VICKI: You wanna stick that
in here?
1171
00:44:18,111 --> 00:44:20,111
Think they're happy.
1172
00:44:21,591 --> 00:44:23,591
The people in the glass?
1173
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:25,531
(WHISPERS) Yeah.
1174
00:44:25,631 --> 00:44:27,631
I hope so.
1175
00:44:29,191 --> 00:44:33,031
(SOFTLY) OK, bud. I'm just
gonna take that from you.
1176
00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,331
TEDDY: Psychologically,
1177
00:44:40,332 --> 00:44:41,670
you're gonna go through
some tough shit.
1178
00:44:41,671 --> 00:44:43,931
You've gotta ride
that fuckin' wave.
1179
00:44:44,031 --> 00:44:46,971
Take some Xanax, do some yoga,
1180
00:44:47,071 --> 00:44:48,491
whatever it fuckin' takes
1181
00:44:48,591 --> 00:44:50,571
to keep your mouths shut.
1182
00:44:50,671 --> 00:44:53,131
Especially
if the fuckin' cops come.
1183
00:44:53,231 --> 00:44:55,411
What about that tattoo lady?
1184
00:44:55,511 --> 00:44:58,091
If she finds out,
we're already dead.
1185
00:44:58,191 --> 00:45:00,011
You don't know Kash.
1186
00:45:00,111 --> 00:45:04,931
A fish only gets caught if
she opens up her fucking mouth.
1187
00:45:05,031 --> 00:45:07,531
I feel like you're, like,
singling me out on this.
1188
00:45:07,631 --> 00:45:10,851
I feel like you're the one
who's gonna fuck this all up.
1189
00:45:10,951 --> 00:45:12,571
And I don't wanna kill you.
1190
00:45:12,671 --> 00:45:14,671
Jesus Christ,
you're obsessed with me.
1191
00:45:15,871 --> 00:45:19,311
OK, OK, I'll be good.
Here. Sorry.
1192
00:45:22,031 --> 00:45:23,691
And if you see me again,
1193
00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:25,791
you've fucked up.
1194
00:45:25,942 --> 00:45:27,990
VICKI: OK.
1195
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,371
(DOOR OPENS)
1196
00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:31,941
Well, on that note,
I am going to take some me time
1197
00:45:32,031 --> 00:45:34,031
and shower off this blood.
1198
00:45:36,631 --> 00:45:38,891
Yeah, uh...
1199
00:45:38,991 --> 00:45:41,151
...I should probably...
1200
00:45:43,431 --> 00:45:45,551
Will you be OK?
1201
00:45:47,351 --> 00:45:49,011
Jesus, Martin.
1202
00:45:49,111 --> 00:45:51,651
You're really asking
the big questions.
1203
00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,291
(SCOFFS)
1204
00:45:53,391 --> 00:45:55,391
(DOOR OPENS)
1205
00:45:56,431 --> 00:45:58,731
(DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC)
1206
00:45:58,831 --> 00:46:01,211
- VICKI: Ooh, good news.
- (SIGHS)
1207
00:46:01,311 --> 00:46:04,051
VICKI: I found two seats
on a flight home tonight.
1208
00:46:04,151 --> 00:46:06,771
Bad news - all that's left
is middle seats.
1209
00:46:06,871 --> 00:46:09,471
I fucked up everything,
didn't I?
1210
00:46:10,551 --> 00:46:12,551
- (MARTIN SIGHS)
- Yeah, you kinda did.
1211
00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:15,891
But I've fucked up things
before too.
1212
00:46:15,991 --> 00:46:17,611
You always get another chance.
1213
00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:20,361
Nah, I don't think there's
any coming back from this.
1214
00:46:20,391 --> 00:46:21,851
VICKI: Mm.
1215
00:46:21,951 --> 00:46:24,111
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1216
00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:28,051
VICKI: What the hell?
1217
00:46:28,151 --> 00:46:29,691
(WHISPERS) What? What?
1218
00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:31,531
Ah! (LAUGHS)
1219
00:46:31,631 --> 00:46:33,811
If it isn't
the spray tan siblings!
1220
00:46:33,911 --> 00:46:35,451
Sorry to turn up unannounced.
1221
00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:40,211
I got the, um, conference people
to give me your motel address.
1222
00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:41,361
Why?
1223
00:46:41,391 --> 00:46:43,851
Uh, do you mind if I just...
1224
00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:46,131
- MARTIN: Uh, uh... Uh, sure.
- Yeah?
1225
00:46:46,231 --> 00:46:48,371
- Here. Have a... have a seat.
- Ah, it's nice.
1226
00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:50,531
(SIGHS) Oh.
1227
00:46:50,631 --> 00:46:52,611
Uh, sorry, I know it's early.
1228
00:46:52,711 --> 00:46:55,411
So, uh... how can we help you?
1229
00:46:55,511 --> 00:46:57,051
(INHALES)
1230
00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:59,141
I couldn't get your pitch
out of my mind.
1231
00:46:59,151 --> 00:47:02,491
It's not every day a seller...
reaches me like that.
1232
00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:03,931
So I had a word to Marketing.
1233
00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:06,891
They love
the whole anti-aging USP.
1234
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,251
Plus, the name Tansform,
it just...
1235
00:47:09,351 --> 00:47:10,411
(INHALES)
1236
00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:12,571
...it just makes reinvention
sound so easy.
1237
00:47:12,572 --> 00:47:15,190
(CHUCKLES) And that shit sells.
Pardon the language.
1238
00:47:15,191 --> 00:47:16,251
Really?
1239
00:47:16,351 --> 00:47:19,811
Yeah, so, uh,
I'm thinking a small trial.
1240
00:47:19,911 --> 00:47:22,211
Uh, what do we say 2,000 cans?
1241
00:47:22,311 --> 00:47:25,331
We'll put it in a few stores,
see if you can get the word out.
1242
00:47:25,431 --> 00:47:28,771
You hit those numbers,
we can expand.
1243
00:47:28,772 --> 00:47:30,430
I mean, it sounds amazing,
but we're actually...
1244
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,481
We'll... we'll do it.
1245
00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:33,551
Oh! Great!
1246
00:47:34,311 --> 00:47:36,171
- Great!
- (VICKI LAUGHS WEAKLY)
1247
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:39,091
So, um, just call the office
and set it up. (CLAPS HANDS)
1248
00:47:39,191 --> 00:47:40,691
- Great!
- Great.
1249
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,011
HENLEY: Hmm!
1250
00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:44,051
(SIGHS)
1251
00:47:44,151 --> 00:47:45,331
Can you go now?
1252
00:47:45,431 --> 00:47:46,581
- Huh?
- Respectfully...
1253
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,451
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
- Thank you.
1254
00:47:48,551 --> 00:47:50,811
HENLEY: I've got stuff to do.
1255
00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:53,291
Yep. Sorry,
I know it's really early.
1256
00:47:53,391 --> 00:47:54,611
(EXHALES)
1257
00:47:54,711 --> 00:47:56,211
(UNEASY MUSIC)
1258
00:47:56,311 --> 00:47:58,411
(GOLFER SIGHS)
1259
00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:00,511
GOLFER 2: Bro.
1260
00:48:01,631 --> 00:48:03,251
You can see that too, right?
1261
00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:04,851
{\an8}GOLFER: What the...?
1262
00:48:04,852 --> 00:48:06,950
{\an8}GOLFER 2: Hundred bucks
says you can't hit that.
1263
00:48:06,951 --> 00:48:08,171
GOLFER: You're on.
1264
00:48:08,271 --> 00:48:10,271
(UNEASY MUSIC)
1265
00:48:11,711 --> 00:48:12,851
(DOOR SHUTS)
1266
00:48:12,951 --> 00:48:14,011
What the fuck?
1267
00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:15,811
I think we should stay.
1268
00:48:15,911 --> 00:48:19,011
We just fed a corpse
to a reptile.
1269
00:48:19,111 --> 00:48:21,111
- (UNEASY MUSIC)
- (HITS BALL)
1270
00:48:22,391 --> 00:48:23,611
(SNARLS)
1271
00:48:23,711 --> 00:48:25,811
(INHALES SHARPLY) Close.
1272
00:48:25,911 --> 00:48:28,891
There's no body.
Nothing ties us to Kash.
1273
00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,861
I mean, why would anyone
suspect us?
1274
00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:32,661
Why would we wanna take
that risk?
1275
00:48:32,751 --> 00:48:35,171
If we quit, the business
is done, alright?
1276
00:48:35,271 --> 00:48:38,251
You go back to being yelled at
by retail managers.
1277
00:48:38,351 --> 00:48:40,351
I lose Joyce.
1278
00:48:43,071 --> 00:48:44,411
GOLFERS: Oooh!
1279
00:48:44,511 --> 00:48:45,811
Last one. Make it count.
1280
00:48:45,911 --> 00:48:48,131
OK, we... we don't even
have 2,000 cans.
1281
00:48:48,231 --> 00:48:49,771
We'll make them, alright?
1282
00:48:49,772 --> 00:48:51,430
What did you say
when you first came to me
1283
00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:52,790
with the idea for Tansform?
1284
00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:54,051
I don't know!
1285
00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:56,691
You said, "Sometimes
you gotta get arrested
1286
00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,721
"for selling
stolen beauty products
1287
00:48:58,722 --> 00:49:00,510
"to realise what you want
in life."
1288
00:49:00,511 --> 00:49:01,731
- I said that?
- You did.
1289
00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:03,430
I mean, I'm paraphrasing
a little bit.
1290
00:49:03,431 --> 00:49:05,731
But, look, you're exactly right.
1291
00:49:05,831 --> 00:49:08,371
Everything we want is right here
in Sydney.
1292
00:49:08,471 --> 00:49:09,931
- My wife.
- Ugh!
1293
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,971
- Our business.
- Oh!
1294
00:49:12,071 --> 00:49:14,291
I do really love
being co-CEOs with you.
1295
00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:16,211
(UNEASY MUSIC BUILDS)
1296
00:49:16,311 --> 00:49:18,311
(SIGHS)
1297
00:49:18,312 --> 00:49:19,630
(EXPLOSION)
1298
00:49:19,631 --> 00:49:21,631
(SQUELCHING SOUNDS)
1299
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:28,070
I know that what happened
last night
1300
00:49:28,071 --> 00:49:29,891
seemed like the end of our road.
1301
00:49:29,991 --> 00:49:31,991
But what if it was
the beginning?
1302
00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:34,851
(SIREN WAILS)
1303
00:49:34,951 --> 00:49:37,151
- (SIREN STOPS)
- (TENSE SYNTH MUSIC)
1304
00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:41,831
(SIGHS)
1305
00:49:49,391 --> 00:49:51,911
(FLESH SQUELCHES)
1306
00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:55,031
Jesus!
1307
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:06,251
Are you sure?
1308
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:08,771
I think, as long as
we stick together,
1309
00:50:08,871 --> 00:50:11,111
we'll always be OK.
1310
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:16,111
Beep!
1311
00:50:18,511 --> 00:50:20,511
(STEADY SYNTH MUSIC)
1312
00:50:23,302 --> 00:50:25,350
MAN: I'm not
1313
00:50:25,351 --> 00:50:27,351
your fuckin' friend.
1314
00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:31,591
Trying to be, though.
1315
00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:35,231
Trying to feel it.
1316
00:50:38,871 --> 00:50:40,871
Trying to be it.
1317
00:50:42,991 --> 00:50:45,191
(SONG CONTINUES IN FRENCH)
1318
00:50:45,241 --> 00:50:49,791
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