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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,040 We're Andy and the Band, playing all across the land 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:09,320 Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andy and the Band 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,000 Always here to lend a hand 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,080 Helping out our fans is what we do. # 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,840 Morning. 7 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,320 Morning. Morning. 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,200 Morning. Did you guys see that outside? 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,640 Yeah, who are all those people? 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,720 Did I miss a scheduled meeting of some sort? 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,520 I got asked for an autograph. 12 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,240 Good morning, Odd Socks. 13 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,400 Morning. Andy, what's going on? 14 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,000 Oh, didn't you get Mum's memo? 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,440 Oh! There you are, my little crumpets. 16 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:46,000 I hope you haven't forgotten that today's our big open day, have you? 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,400 Of course not, Mum. No, not forgotten at all. Definitely not. 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,680 Good, because I've invited a journalist 19 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,120 from the local newspaper 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,640 to come and write about our amazing Rock Star School. 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,680 It'll be wonderful. 22 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,280 Excuse me, my dears. 23 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,520 Andy! Yes, Blu? What's an open day? 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,680 Open day? You know. It's when we show off the school 25 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,520 and let the kids and parents look around. 26 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,720 Thank you, Lewis. 27 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,880 Yes, and if they like it, hopefully they'll want to join. 28 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,920 Yeah. 29 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,800 And that's today? 30 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,600 Er, actually, in ten minutes. 31 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,360 Ten minutes? Ten minutes? Oh! 32 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,160 Don't panic. 33 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,800 I've got a plan. 34 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,480 I'll help Mum with the tour. 35 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,440 You guys can run the lessons and show how brilliant our school is. 36 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,400 I've even got...walkie-talkies. 37 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,760 We love walkie-talkies! 38 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,400 Blu, Rio, no-one does music like The Odd Socks. 39 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,640 Give them a music lesson to remember. 40 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,720 Mac, Moxy! 41 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,280 Handy inventions and science. You never fail to impress. 42 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,800 Roger that! 43 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,080 Guys, this day is super important. 44 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,440 We need more students to sign up to help save the school. 45 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,720 So, as long as we stick to the plan, we'll have a day to remember. 46 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,240 Stick to the plan. 47 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,920 Stick to the plan. 48 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,280 How's that, Mrs Flowerpot? 49 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,320 Knock, knock! 50 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,600 Oh, Andy dear. 51 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,560 I'm so excited. 52 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,080 I've prepared the perfect speech for the perfect day. 53 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:20,560 So long as nobody brings in any animals, 54 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,520 experiments on the children or plays super loud music. 55 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,640 I'll tell all that to The Odd Socks. 56 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,280 Just the perfect day. 57 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,920 Oh, it'll be perfect all right! 58 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,280 Perfectly terrible! 59 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,200 HE LAUGHS LOUDLY 60 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,880 Aaagh! 61 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,120 Ohh! 62 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,120 Now...for my next disguise. 63 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,520 No animals, experimenting on children, 64 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,640 playing extra loud music... Aagh! 65 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,360 No! 66 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,760 We need a "do not" list. 67 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,200 Eh? Er... 68 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,440 Ah! 69 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,240 "Bring animals into school." What? 70 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,360 "Experiment on children. 71 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,760 "Play extra loud music. 72 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,840 "Do not..." 73 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,560 Oh! Pen's run out! 74 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,600 Oh! 75 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,360 "Not." There we go. Eh? 76 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,320 Now nothing can go wrong. 77 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,720 Oh, oh! Who put that there? 78 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,360 Whiff, give this to The Odd Socks. 79 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,560 OK? Make sure they follow the instructions. 80 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,560 It's all part of the plan. Well, can't you give it to them? 81 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,680 No, the parents and kids will arrive any second. 82 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,560 Oh! Plus, I need to change my soggy sock. 83 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,960 Oh, and you'll need this. What for? There we go. 84 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,320 Quick! Run! What? Oh... 85 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,920 Well, I'm not wasting these Cheesy Puffs! 86 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,920 Right, here's the instructions from Andy. 87 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,080 All part of his plan, apparently. 88 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,320 "Do bring animals into school? 89 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,040 "Do experiment on the children? 90 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,920 "Do play extra loud music"? 91 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,120 Whiff, this can't be right. 92 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,840 Well, them's the instructions Andy gave me. 93 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,880 Right, I've done my bit. I'm off for a sit-down and relax. 94 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,960 Oh, there you are, Whiffy. 95 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,560 I need you to be on car park duty immediately. 96 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Chop-chop! Oh... 97 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,800 I mean, what...? 98 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,400 These instructions are weird, even for Andy. 99 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,760 I don't see the problem. We love playing extra loud music. 100 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,880 Andy did say, "Stick to the plan." 101 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,160 Even if the plan doesn't make any sense. 102 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,960 We'd best get busy, then, guys. 103 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,800 Too late. 104 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,600 Oh, er, er, sorry, folks. 105 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,640 No, the open day is cancelled. 106 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:55,080 There is a, er...gorilla on the loose in the local area. 107 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,640 I know, yeah, shame. Sorry about that. 108 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,920 All right... 109 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,320 Now it's time to have some fun 110 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,280 and make sure no new kids sign up to this terrible school. 111 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,880 HORNS BLARE All right, OK. 112 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,120 All right, calm down. Just calm down. 113 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,720 I'll sort this out. 114 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,280 Oh, why me? 115 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,480 WHIFF GRUNTS AND GROANS 116 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,640 HORNS CONTINUE BLARING 117 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,600 Sorry I'm late. Mix-up at the office, but I'm here now. 118 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,360 The newspaper sent me. I'm the photographer. 119 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,760 I usually take my own photos. 120 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,800 Oh, well, today's your lucky day. 121 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,760 ANDY'S MUM CLEARS THROAT 122 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,000 Hello, my little pumpkin seeds. 123 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,480 Don't you all look wonderful? 124 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:53,080 Welcome to Andy And The Band's Rock Star School. 125 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,800 Where is everyone? 126 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,280 I was expecting a lot more people. 127 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:02,160 Now, this is no ordinary school. Oh, no. 128 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:07,200 As our teachers are a famously talented rock band. 129 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,680 ALL: Ooh! 130 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,760 I give you Mr Andy, Mr Mac, 131 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,800 Miss Moxy, Mr Blu and Mr Rio. 132 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,920 APPLAUSE 133 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,560 Aren't they such a lovely bunch of sweeties? 134 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,280 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 135 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,880 JINGLE PLAYS 136 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,320 Oh! Terribly sorry. 137 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,520 Excuse me one teeny moment. 138 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,800 Hello? Hello. 139 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,080 I was just wondering when we should expect you 140 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,640 for the grand meeting of supreme headteachers 141 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,400 that started ten minutes ago. 142 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,480 I'll be there in a jiffy. 143 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,960 Oh-oh! Oh! Oh! 144 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,120 Oh, oh! Mum! 145 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,360 Hmm? You can't leave. 146 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,280 Oh, but I must, Andy. Duty calls. 147 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,560 You'll be fine running the open day, my little cherub. 148 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,480 The school will be perfectly safe in your hands. 149 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,040 Er... Good luck! 150 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,200 Right, why don't we start with a song? 151 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,520 Roll up, roll up, everybody gather round 152 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,720 Let me welcome you to the funky sound 153 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,800 Of The Odd Socks's Splendiferous School 154 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,200 Have a look around, see why it's cool 155 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,440 We're one of a kind, unique, that's us 156 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,600 Freestyle, offbeat, fantabulous 157 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,840 With talented whizz kids coming alive 158 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,000 Playing and singing and thriving 159 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,360 There's no place quite like this 160 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,800 It's a melting pot of creativity 161 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,720 Positive vibes and no negativity 162 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:50,160 There's no place quite like this 163 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,400 You'll get into the mix and find your feet 164 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,720 Cos this school rocks to a non-stop beat 165 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,120 Don't be fooled, there's no mistaking 166 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,080 Everybody here is a star in the making 167 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,280 Originality, that's the name of the game 168 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,200 You can do it your way and we'll do the same 169 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,720 Cos it's all for one and it's one for all 170 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,600 We're rocking out together, just having a ball 171 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,880 So pump yourself up, get ready to shine 172 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,400 Tune in, come on, we'll have the best time 173 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,160 There's no place quite like this 174 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,040 It's a melting pot of creativity 175 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,000 Positive vibes and no negativity 176 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,200 There's no place quite like this 177 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,880 You'll get into the mix and find your feet 178 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,720 Cos this school rocks to a non-stop beat 179 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,560 There's no place quite like this 180 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,600 It's a melting pot of creativity 181 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,680 Positive vibes and no negativity 182 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,840 There's no place quite like this 183 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,000 You'll get into the mix and find your feet 184 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,400 Cos this school rocks to a non-stop beat... # 185 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,320 APPLAUSE 186 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,200 Right, let's get this show on the road. 187 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,800 CHEERING 188 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,080 Yeah! 189 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,000 Ohh! 190 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,040 Whiff! Oh! 191 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,440 Go and check Rio and Blu's music lesson is ready. 192 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,200 First impressions are everything. 193 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,520 Oh, God. 194 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,480 WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES Yeah, coming, 195 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,360 Totally Awesome Guitar Solo and Too Cool For School. 196 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,440 Er, Curly Beanpole is incoming! 197 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,000 Who's this? Over. 198 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,680 This is Rock Star Roadie. 199 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,600 Who? Over. 200 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,240 Whiff. 201 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,880 Oh, right, roger that. Can you come and give us a hand, Whiff? 202 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,920 Over and out. 203 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,000 WHIFF SIGHS 204 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,760 At this school, 205 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,160 we want our children's musical talents to flourish, 206 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:52,240 so who better to teach music than The Odd Socks? 207 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,720 Let's begin by taking a look at one of our music lessons, 208 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:00,360 a place for focused creativity in a harmonious environment. 209 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,360 BLEATING Whiff, clean up all the poo. 210 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,600 Hey, how are you? 211 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,680 BLEATING 212 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,120 Andy's not going to be happy about this. 213 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,080 ANDY CLEARS THROAT Oh, too late. 214 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,800 Hello, everyone. Let me introduce you to our class pets. 215 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,280 Bunny, Goaty 216 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,200 and Tony the Pony. 217 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,680 Today, they're going to help us practise our vocal ranges. 218 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah, who doesn't love animal noises? 219 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,720 Right, kids? One, two, three, hit it! 220 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,280 BOTH: Baa! Baa! 221 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,440 Baa! Baa! Baa! 222 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,520 Baa! Baa! Baa! 223 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,920 Baa! Baa! 224 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,720 Guys, I said, "Do not bring animals into the school." 225 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,320 Huh! 226 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,720 NEIGHING, SQUAWKING 227 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,400 This school is really unique. 228 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,720 Yeah, we try all sorts of creative things. 229 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,600 Oh... 230 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,840 WOMAN SCREAMS 231 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,200 BLEATING 232 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:59,440 Why don't we head over to science class next? 233 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,760 Yeah? NEIGHING 234 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,640 Aagh! Oh! 235 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,880 Aaagh! Yuck! 236 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,040 Sorry. I missed a bit. 237 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,400 Come on, everyone. On with the tour. 238 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,520 Whiff! Huh? Go and get Mac and Moxy ready. 239 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,480 We can't have another disastrous lesson. 240 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,080 Oh... 241 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,880 Disaster? 242 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,080 Is it really safe to let children play with animals at school? 243 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,440 Er, yes, because here at Rock Star School, 244 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,120 we have everything under...control. 245 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,800 We encourage all types of teaching methods. 246 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,680 To be a performer, you must be prepared for anything. 247 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,520 Follow me. 248 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,520 Glitter. Oh! 249 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,960 Chalk. 250 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,960 Thank you, Whiff. 251 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,720 Totally Awesome Guitar Solo 252 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,400 to Teeny McBeany and Noisy Crash Bang. 253 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,840 Curly Beanpole is on his way. Over. 254 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,200 Affirmative, Totally Awesome Guitar Solo. Over. 255 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,480 Er, what exactly are we making? 256 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,680 An advanced fairy dust formula. 257 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:19,480 Just a little experiment to make the children sparkle even more. 258 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,320 Let's see what happens if we switch fairy dust... 259 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,840 ..for hairy dust. 260 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,840 Oh, one last ingredient. 261 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,760 Whiff, the fairy dust. Oh! 262 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,000 Alongside our performing arts classes, 263 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,480 we also teach core subjects such as science, 264 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,200 led by our ingenious head of handy inventions. 265 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,800 Get ready to be impressed. 266 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,280 GROWLING 267 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,680 I told you not to experiment on the children! 268 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,960 GROWLING 269 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,320 Welcome to our science lab 270 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:22,680 where no experiment is a bad experiment. 271 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,320 LOUD GROWLING 272 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:30,160 Today, we are experimenting with the body 273 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,000 as percussion. 274 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,320 Join in, everyone. 275 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,560 Right. 276 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,360 GROWLING 277 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,560 Very good. 278 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,600 Er, what an experience, huh? 279 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,520 One, I'm sure, you'll never forget 280 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,520 and we will never do again. 281 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,840 Oh, I smell lunch. 282 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120 Who's hungry? Me! 283 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,120 GROWLING 284 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,800 Who likes peas? 285 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,280 There's some really lovely food in the canteen. 286 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,360 Oh, right. 287 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,760 Don't sit down! What? 288 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,320 You're on lunch duty, Whiff! 289 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,280 Whiff, they're on their way. Don't forget to smile. 290 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,440 CAMERA CLICKS 291 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,000 Lunch is cancelled. 292 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,160 Just tell the others we're on our way. 293 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,400 But I've cooked all the... Andy! 294 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,480 Music performance next. 295 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,520 Oh... 296 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,640 BAND MEMBERS MUTTERING 297 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,280 Andy's on his way. 298 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,440 Please, just get it right, so I can sit down. 299 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,160 Hold up. Are we sure Andy wants us to play extra loud music? 300 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,360 He hasn't been happy with anything else we've done so far. 301 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,480 It's almost as if we're doing the opposite of what he wants us to do. 302 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480 That's it. 303 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,720 What if the "do" list was actually a "do not" list? 304 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,960 Well, don't look at me. I'm exhausted. 305 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,000 I haven't sat down all day. 306 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,680 All in agreement? No loud music? 307 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,240 Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,120 Yeah, all right. 309 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,920 The Odd Socks have been a disaster today. 310 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,880 I can't take any chances. 311 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,120 Good. Speakers off. 312 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,000 OK, everyone, this way. That's it. 313 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,240 Come on through. Thank you, yes. In we come. 314 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,760 EXTREMELY LOUD HEAVY ROCK MUSIC 315 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,480 LAUGHTER 316 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,680 This has been the worst open day in the history of all open days. 317 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,600 None of the lessons made sense. 318 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,800 I lost an eyebrow, and health and safety went out the window. 319 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,920 WOMAN SOBS I am so sorry. 320 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,080 Our school isn't normally like this. 321 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,720 It's always like this. 322 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,760 SHE SOBS LOUDLY 323 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,480 "I think it's fair to say that in my professional opinion, 324 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,360 "this is the worst school ever 325 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,000 "and should not be attended by anyone." 326 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,400 It's all my fault. 327 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,920 I was so focused on what I didn't want you to do 328 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,880 that you weren't able to show off all the great things you can do. 329 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,920 And not one single kid wanted to join. 330 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,240 ANDY SIGHS 331 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,160 Can I join? Huh? 332 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,680 This school is awesome. 333 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,520 The animal singing, the cave kids 334 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,760 and especially the super loud music. 335 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,520 Well, then, I guess this is the school for you. 336 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,240 We just need to find more kids who love it too. 337 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,560 WHIFF SNORES 338 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,680 Gorilla on the loose. I can't believe they fell for that! 339 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,680 HE LAUGHS 340 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,600 Aaagh! Aaagh! 341 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,520 Aaagh! Aagh! 342 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,480 Huh? 343 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,240 We're Andy and the Band 344 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,720 Playing all across the land 345 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,560 Andy and the Band are here for you, you, you 346 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah 347 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,200 Andy and the Band 348 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,400 Always here to lend a hand 349 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,640 Helping out our fans is what we do... # 350 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:07,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24669

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