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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,567 --> 00:00:03,036 - You know what, Joe? - Huh? 2 00:00:03,102 --> 00:00:06,072 I'm in the mood for a good love story tonight. 3 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:08,541 Baby, I'm way ahead of you, I'm about to pop in 4 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:11,244 the greatest love story ever told. 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:13,646 - "Old Yeller." - Oh, no. 6 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,647 I will not sit here and watch you go through 7 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:17,583 three boxes of tissues again. 8 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,119 Tonight, we are watching "Mahogany." 9 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,088 But, baby, there is no greater love 10 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,690 than between a boy and his dog. 11 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:26,192 Joe, if we watch "Mahogany" 12 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:28,594 I will show you a greater love. 13 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,799 Sorry, boy, I got to put you down. 14 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:37,570 Hey, so what are we doing tonight, happy family? 15 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,371 Me and your mother about to sit down 16 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,307 and enjoy a nice romantic movie. 17 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,309 Romantic, with me in the house? 18 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,812 Oh. That's disgusting. 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,679 You know, it's three of us here. 20 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,247 Mama, let's get this party started right. 21 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:51,951 Go get the wine coolers. Pops, I'm about to set the mood. 22 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,219 [music on stereo] 23 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,054 Mama, remember this. This one. 24 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,956 Mm. Mm. Come on, mama. 25 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,823 Come on, smack a little, baby. Come on. 26 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,393 - Here, here. - Go , boy. 27 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,595 - Go, mama. Hit it, mama. - Here, boy. 28 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,832 Take this 20 and go set it off somewhere else. Come on. 29 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,668 Fine. 30 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,672 Works every time. 31 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,476 [chuckles] Works every time. 32 00:01:18,177 --> 00:01:21,314 ? They say the apple don't fall too far from the tree ? 33 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,051 ? Whoever came up with that one must have not heard about me ? 34 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:28,788 ? Papa used to say he couldn't understand ? 35 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:32,191 ? Mama must have been spending time with the milkman ? 36 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,327 ? But in one.. ? 37 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,861 ? They've rubbed off the other ? 38 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,964 ? I just step my step day by day ? 39 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,433 ? They can't stop a brother ?? 40 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,073 [hip-hop music] 41 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,181 Oh, oh, sorry. My bad, my bad. 42 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:02,221 Oh, hey, check out the guy at 6:30. 43 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,257 Definitely above average. 44 00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:06,325 Oh, yeah, he's got a big one. 45 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:07,794 A big one? 46 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,462 What's this girl talk? 47 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,297 Uh, no, med-school talk. 48 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,532 We're trying to guess the size of men's livers. 49 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:17,503 By the way he's drinking I gotta say size of a pumpkin. 50 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,205 You know, girl talk would have been 51 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,640 way more interesting than that. 52 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,475 You know, what, you ladies need to leave 53 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,796 medical school more often. 54 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,013 Let's go shake our tail feather, baby. 55 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:28,881 Come on. Come on. 56 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,450 Can you believe he actually thought 57 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,186 we were talking about livers. 58 00:02:33,252 --> 00:02:35,555 Wait, we were? 59 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,860 Watch them.. Aah. 60 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,629 Watch them make a clap. Make a clap. 61 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,765 Come on smack it, baby. 62 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,835 Alright, alright. Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 63 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,502 Go and get them drinks for me, okay. 64 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,238 I'll be right here, baby. 65 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,741 Anthony, can we please leave now? 66 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,478 Oh, hell no. Baby, I'm just getting warmed up. 67 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,480 But this guy over here 68 00:03:00,546 --> 00:03:04,016 keeps dancing with me, even though I'm sitting down. 69 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,520 Oh, look, that's my boy Marcus Thornhill. 70 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,155 We grew up together. 71 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,591 - Hey, Marcus! Marcus! - Anthony. 72 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,461 - Oh, ho! Anthony Anderson! - What's up, man? 73 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,498 Oh, hey, I see you rocking them same moves I thought you. 74 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:19,799 Oh, man, you was right. 75 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,766 Cabbage Patch, never goes out of style. 76 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,570 Ahh, ha, ah, ah! 77 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,006 Look at you, superstar actor. 78 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,808 - Oh. - You must have gotten big time. 79 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,077 You went out and got yourself a J-Lo. 80 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,647 She ain't J-Lo, man. She, hell no. 81 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,949 [laughs] This ain't my girl. 82 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,984 - Really? Then you're available? - Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:42,221 Not really, for you, I'm terminally ill. 84 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,191 We'll that's cool, baby, we keep it short and sweet. 85 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,693 [laughs] 86 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,263 - I'll be in the car. - Okay. 87 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,332 Oh, Marcus Thornhill. 88 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,033 Still don't know when you're being dissed. 89 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,236 Oh, I know, man. I just don't care. 90 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,605 [laughs] 91 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,807 Hey, man, so what have you been up to? 92 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,743 Last time I saw you, uh 93 00:04:03,809 --> 00:04:06,479 we crashed that Color Me Bad after-party 94 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,581 [laughs] 95 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,782 You know, I end up managing them for two years. 96 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,652 That explains it. 97 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,120 So how's everything in New York, 98 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,856 I heard you were doing some plays 99 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,790 Oh, no, no, yeah, man, I did some things. 100 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,560 - You know off-Broadway. - Great. 101 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,193 It's a good way to get your career started. 102 00:04:22,194 --> 00:04:24,063 - Yeah. - How far off Broadway were you? 103 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,331 Baltimore. 104 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:27,966 - Well, that's hot, man. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,801 That's hot. You know, Tupac was from Baltimore. 106 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,737 - Yeah. - You're about to blow up. 107 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,006 See man, that's why I always hung around you 108 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,807 man, because you stayed so positive. 109 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,944 Plus, you're the only one that had a car. 110 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,312 [laughs] 111 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:42,882 How can I not be positive hanging out with a movie star. 112 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,316 So what you doing back in town? 113 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,184 Oh, well, you know, I just moved back home. 114 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:47,453 I got a son now. 115 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,421 I wanted him to be raised with my family, man. 116 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,056 So, you know, I moved back in with my folks. 117 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,859 Oh, that's smart. Lay low save your money. 118 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,966 You don't want to end up broke like Hammer. 119 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,933 - So what you've been up to? - Everything is great, Anthony. 120 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,202 I got my own landscaping business. 121 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,904 - What? - Oh, yeah, check that out. 122 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,207 Uh. "Marcus Thornhill, landscaper" 123 00:05:09,508 --> 00:05:11,110 Baby got backyard. 124 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,511 [laughs] 125 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:15,081 That's not all I do, I'm an entrepreneur. 126 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:17,083 - Check this one out. - What? 127 00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:18,784 Wait a minute, man, this one says 128 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,653 you're a boudoir photographer. 129 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,923 Real classy how you made the O's look like boobs. 130 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,926 [laughs] That's what I thought. 131 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:29,527 Yeah, I was inspired by all those "Playboy Magazines" 132 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:30,863 we used to swipe as kids. 133 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,130 Yeah, man, you know what 134 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:33,966 your pops had quite the stash. 135 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:38,237 Well, ahem, turns out it wasn't my pop stash. It was my mom's. 136 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,175 [upbeat music] 137 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,511 - Oh. - That was close. 138 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,179 Here, here, try it again, Tug. 139 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:49,915 (all) Oh! 140 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,685 [all exclaiming] 141 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:54,720 - What is going on here? - Uh. 142 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:56,647 We just giving Anthony a little lunch. 143 00:05:57,289 --> 00:06:00,126 - You want to try, grandma? - Uh, no, baby. 144 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,260 Joe, what if one of those things get caught 145 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,963 in my baby's throat and he chokes? 146 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,865 Him choke on a peanut? 147 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,234 I've seen him swallow pies, whole. 148 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,238 Tuga, sweetie, go in the back and get some juice. 149 00:06:12,304 --> 00:06:13,773 - But I'm not thirsty. - Well. 150 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,941 Go back there and stay till you are. 151 00:06:16,475 --> 00:06:18,077 What is your problem? 152 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,645 Disrespecting that boy's father right in front of his face. 153 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:23,849 It's Anthony's fault for falling asleep during working hours. 154 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,153 Well, you could have waken him up in a more mature way. 155 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:29,789 - Get up! - Hmm. 156 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,225 That's how you do it. Now, clean up the mess. 157 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,928 While I go back in and deprogram my grandson. 158 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,664 Boy, what's wrong with you? 159 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,167 You spit peanuts all over my clean floor. 160 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:44,737 Whoo. I must have really been tired. 161 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,484 I don't even remember eating them. 162 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,367 Hey, where were you last night? 163 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,242 You didn't get home till the sun came up. 164 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:54,213 Well, you know I went to the club last night. 165 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,381 I ended up hooking up with Marcus Thornhill. 166 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,350 - Marcus Thornhill? - Yeah. 167 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,352 When did that fool get out of jail? 168 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:02,288 Pops, he never went to jail. 169 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:05,491 How could the justice system fail us so badly? 170 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:09,127 I can't believe you're still holding a grudge against Marcus. 171 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,262 You know, you've never liked him since the third grade. 172 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:13,531 No, he was alright up until the fourth grade, Anthony 173 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:15,234 when he stole my afro pick. 174 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,370 Pops, he was nine years old. 175 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:21,307 Anthony I am a good judge of character. 176 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:24,110 That boy's been bad news since you were kids. 177 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,144 Now, you're just getting established here in LA 178 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:28,880 I don't want him dragging you down into his life of crime. 179 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,016 What crimes are you talking about, pops? 180 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,753 We did some silly pranks when we were in school. 181 00:07:33,819 --> 00:07:36,055 You dropped M-80s in the toilet. 182 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,958 Everybody does that, pops. 183 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:41,360 In church on Easter Sunday? 184 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:42,828 [laughs] 185 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:45,197 Yeah, that was kind of cool, wasn't it? 186 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:48,384 Man, I never heard such language come out of a preacher's mouth. 187 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,604 Don't get me started about that goat you stole. 188 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,230 Hey, that was the school mascot 189 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:56,041 somebody steals him every year. It's a senior prank. 190 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,711 Yeah, but you and Marcus put the goat in a dress 191 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,513 and gave him a Jerry-curl. 192 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,815 Hey, look, man, that goat had fun. 193 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,616 I don't want to know what happened after that. 194 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,077 - Look, let's just say, that- - I don't want to know. 195 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:12,091 Let's just say, that that goat had the best day of his life. 196 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,860 You know something, Anthony, every time you hung out 197 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:17,329 with that Marcus character, you got in trouble. 198 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,130 Now, if it hadn't been for him, you'd gotten 199 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,899 better grades, going to a better college 200 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,202 and I could have had a son who was an engineer. 201 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,305 Look, you can't hang all that on Marcus, pops. 202 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,832 Besides, man, I would have never been an engineer. 203 00:08:28,874 --> 00:08:29,975 Huh? 204 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,111 You know, I'm afraid of trains. 205 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,550 [upbeat music] 206 00:08:38,717 --> 00:08:40,286 [knock on door] 207 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,287 - Hey. What's up, man. - Oh, hey, Marcus, what's up? 208 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,889 What's up? Hey, check this out. 209 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,958 I had the best idea on over here. 210 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,194 Do you remember those old mood rings? 211 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,363 - Yeah. - Okay. What about a mood bra? 212 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,032 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 213 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:55,601 That way, you know what mood your girl is in. 214 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:59,672 Um, I get down to the bra, I know what mood my girl is in. 215 00:08:59,738 --> 00:09:01,106 [laughter] 216 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,553 - Okay, okay, okay. - Alright. 217 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,410 See, this is why I bring things to you. 218 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:06,745 You know what you are now my vice president 219 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,280 in charge of quality control. 220 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,248 - Oh. cool, man. - I'll get you business cards. 221 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,517 Because you know, I also have a business card business. 222 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,086 - Oh. - Yeah. 223 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,456 Oh, Anthony, you got all the luck. 224 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,992 I wish I had a boarder look like her. 225 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,619 Hey, gorgeous, I'm the Sandman 226 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,863 here to make all your dreams come true. 227 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,331 Oh, okay, well, then my dream is for you to get 228 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,500 hit by a truck. Go on, get to work, Sandman. 229 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,503 - Damn, she feisty. I like that. - Shh! 230 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,372 - What? - Watch that language, man. 231 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:36,609 - This is my son, Tuga. - Oh. Hey, Tuga! 232 00:09:36,675 --> 00:09:38,310 You swore, you owe me a dollar. 233 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:42,348 Oh, man, you know what? Here's five, start a tab. 234 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,316 - Well, you did this? - Yep. 235 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,084 Fine, and then he talks and everything. 236 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,721 It's very impressive. Very impressive. 237 00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:50,122 Now, does he do any tricks? 238 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,657 Hey, hey, hey. 239 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,325 That's my son, man. Not a pet. 240 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,227 Hey, go get us some drinks. 241 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:57,897 Good boy. 242 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:59,098 [laughter] 243 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,100 Oh, Anthony, you got a made. 244 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,802 You got a nice place, great kid. 245 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,204 How your folks doing? 246 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,972 Did your dad ever mellow out? 247 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,009 Well, well, well, goat boy. 248 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,912 Flo, lock the barn door 249 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:16,215 - Mr. Anderson, it's me Marcus. - Hmm. 250 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:20,052 - Marcus Thornhill. Hi, baby. - Oh. 251 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,453 Mrs. Anderson, you still 252 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,187 the finest mother in the neighborhood. 253 00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:26,091 And you still got the best eyesight on the block. 254 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,327 What block? D block? 255 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,262 Come on, pops, I told you Marcus never went to prison 256 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,300 cut him some slack. Look, let bygones be bygones. 257 00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:36,001 You know what, son, you're right. 258 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,604 Marcus, bye. Be gone. 259 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,209 For your information, Marcus is a respectable businessman. 260 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,010 Show him one of your business cards, Marcus. 261 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:48,347 Hey, hey, hey. Not the one with the boobies. 262 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,648 Right. 263 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,016 So, Marcus, what have you been doing 264 00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,485 since Color Me Bad went down? 265 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,887 - Oh, I went into the military. - When'd you get out? 266 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,958 Oh, let's see the hearings were over in '94.. 267 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,760 - You got court-martialled? - Oh, no, no. 268 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,662 Mr. Anderson, it wasn't my fault. See.. 269 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,369 I thought the base command and his wife was separated. 270 00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:08,733 Oh, that's it. Out. Get out. I don't want you in my house. 271 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,435 - Get out. - Oh, you're kicking me out. 272 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,972 - Just like old times. - No, no, no, Marcus. 273 00:11:13,038 --> 00:11:14,373 It's not like old times. 274 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,109 Now, if we run, mm-mm, he can't catch us 275 00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,378 Run, boy. Run. 276 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:23,315 [upbeat music] 277 00:11:24,299 --> 00:11:28,119 So, what are you doing today, sweetie? 278 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,655 Actually, I've got a big date. 279 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:33,892 He's '6"1, blonde hair, blue eyes, gray skin. 280 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,062 Oh, that's like the cadavers again. 281 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,465 Oh, but, I like the strong silent type. 282 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:40,966 [laughter] 283 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,680 - Flo, have you seen my watch? - No, honey. 284 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,038 - You look in the freezer? - The freezer? 285 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,441 Yeah, that's where I found my reading glasses last week. 286 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,577 - We getting old, baby. - Yeah. 287 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,678 I know I had it last night, 'cause I remember 288 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,380 taking it off when I was watching TV. 289 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,249 But now, I can't find it anywhere. 290 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,750 You know, now, that you bring it up, 291 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,611 I saw it on the coffee table last night. 292 00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,787 And you know who was in the living room 293 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,256 last night, don't you, huh? 294 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,025 Yeah, Marcus. 295 00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:08,060 - Anthony. - Yo. 296 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,628 What game we playing? 297 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,664 Your little friend the legitimate businessman 298 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,233 he needs a new card made 299 00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:17,403 that says thief on it, 'cause he stole my watch. 300 00:12:17,469 --> 00:12:19,004 What? 301 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,340 Hey, pops, Marcus is not a thief. 302 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,307 He pulled a couple of pranks in high school 303 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,377 and you label him for the rest of his life. 304 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,579 I ate one cheesecake, once 305 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,848 and you called me Sara Lee for a year. 306 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:33,451 It had nothing to do with the cheesecake 307 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,789 I called you Sara Lee, 'cause you ran like a girl. 308 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,791 [laughs] 309 00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:40,259 You know what I think, pops. 310 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,927 I think you don't like Marcus 311 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,554 because he's always had my back. 312 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,563 Look, he thinks I'm gonna make it as an actor. 313 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,465 He thinks I'm doing great raising my kid. 314 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,334 He thinks I'm going places. 315 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,569 Yeah, like to jail, if you keep hanging out with him. 316 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,039 Pops, Marcus didn't steal your watch. 317 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:57,109 - And I'm gonna prove it to you. - Where you going? 318 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,245 Oh, I'm going over to Marcus' place and I'm gonna ask him. 319 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,714 That's, that's brilliant, Anthony 320 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,884 'cause everybody knows thieves don't lie. 321 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,725 What's up, man? 322 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,528 - Ooh. - Oh, man. 323 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,597 - Nice place. - Thanks. 324 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,164 - When they tearing it down? - Next month. 325 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,400 [laughs] 326 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,968 Hey, man, these my roomies. 327 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,936 - Roommates, this is my boy. - What's up, fellas? 328 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,572 Y'all better get his autograph now before he blows up. 329 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,075 Hey, look, man. We need to talk. 330 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,642 Okay, it sounds serious. Hold on. 331 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,912 Hey, guys, can you give us a little privacy? 332 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,019 Man, I know this is gonna sound crazy 333 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,788 but I gotta ask you a question. 334 00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,426 Yo, man, what the hell is this? 335 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,094 Oh, that's vintage jewelry. 336 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,796 I'm selling at the swap meet, man, this week. Check this out. 337 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,133 Marcus Thornhill's family Jewels. 338 00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:56,135 Look, I don't want to hear it, Marcus. 339 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,303 This is my daddy's watch, man, and it mysteriously disappeared 340 00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,439 from my living room once you left last night. 341 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,208 What you trying to say, Anthony? 342 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,477 I'm saying you took his watch. 343 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,546 After I Jerry curled a goat for you. 344 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,581 You gonna steal from my family. 345 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,816 Man, how could you accuse me of something like that. 346 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,385 You've known me since I was a kid. 347 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,153 I'd never take anything from you or your family. 348 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,089 What about the fourth grade? You stole my daddy's afro pick. 349 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,293 Anthony, he threw it at me and it's stuck in my leg. 350 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,529 And you still ran away with it. 351 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:26,365 - Like you did with his watch. - This is crazy, man 352 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,266 I can't even believe you coming at me like this. 353 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,168 I ain't gonna be coming at you at all, man. 354 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,729 We ain't even gonna hang no more. 355 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,606 Stay away from me, and my family. 356 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,944 [upbeat music] 357 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,956 Look, pops, I'm only gonna say this once. 358 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,792 You were right about Marcus. 359 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,230 - There's your watch. - I knew it, I knew it. 360 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,465 Maybe now you listen to your old man, huh? 361 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,452 Anthony, I told you that boy was no good. 362 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,336 Now, you stay away from him, son 363 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,903 and you stay on the right track. 364 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,218 Look, pops, I don't need to hear your gloating. 365 00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,473 Well, then you better leave the room 366 00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:10,876 'cause I'm not about to stop. 367 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,311 Anthony, I told you, I am 368 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:14,446 a real good judge of character. 369 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,916 So good at it, I should get a job 370 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,786 down at the airport identifying terrorists. 371 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,521 [laughs] 372 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,525 Tuga, what are you doing? 373 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,027 [exhales] 374 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,397 I was timing myself to see how long I could hold my breath. 375 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,166 Timing yourself? With what? 376 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,034 Your watch. 377 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,708 - Where, where did you get this? - I took it last night. 378 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:45,911 You know, I'm getting better, I'm up to 20 seconds. 379 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,014 Come here, boy. 380 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,415 You know something? 381 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,718 You are one very strange child. 382 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,352 Now, I hope that means, that you're gonna 383 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,921 grow up to be a genius. 384 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,955 But in the meantime, don't you take any more 385 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,324 of grandpas things without asking first, hear? 386 00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,628 - Okay. - Alright. 387 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,731 Here is your tie clip. 388 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,902 My? A very strange child. 389 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,371 Well, listen. 390 00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:15,274 Let's not tell you daddy about this just yet. Okay. 391 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:18,910 That's cool. Daddy has me keep secrets from you too. 392 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,779 Yeah, like what? 393 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,115 Depends. 394 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,651 What kinda ice cream you got? 395 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,320 [laughs] 396 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,957 [upbeat music] 397 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,426 I can't believe this guy. 398 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,027 We were having such a good time together 399 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,928 then he's gonna go and do something like this. 400 00:16:37,929 --> 00:16:40,732 - What's wrong with him? - Oh, forget about Marcus. 401 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,800 Why don't you hang out with some of your other friends 402 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,670 like, uh, that, uh, Jimmy. 403 00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:48,040 - I always liked him. - He's agoraphobic, pops. 404 00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:49,541 A what? 405 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,643 He's afraid to leave the house. 406 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,946 Well, at least you know, he'd be at home. 407 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:58,317 I'll make my own play dates. Thank you very much. 408 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,118 Although I should run a background check 409 00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:03,789 since I clearly am not a good judge of character. 410 00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:06,792 Now, Anthony, that is not true. You've got good friends. 411 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,628 What about Leon? He was always such a sweet boy. 412 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,864 His name is Leona now and he's a sweet girl. 413 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,103 Marcus...what the hell you doing here, man? 414 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,937 I thought I told you to stay away from me and my family. 415 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,040 Look, just give me a minute. Okay. 416 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:28,580 Mr. Anderson, I know how you feel about me. 417 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,348 I don't expect this to change your mind 418 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,983 But I wanted to come down here and tell you face to face. 419 00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:34,686 I didn't take your watch 420 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:39,757 And, Anthony, I'm sorry, if it's gonna cost me our friendship 421 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,561 but if a damn watch is so important to you 422 00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:44,496 then here you go. 423 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,498 Take everything I got. 424 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,910 See, that's the worst thing about that guy right there. 425 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,080 He sounded so sincere. 426 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,851 He was sincere. 427 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,154 Marcus didn't take my watch, Tuga did. 428 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,657 What did you say? 429 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:17,763 I said, "Marcus didn't take my watch, Tuga did." 430 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,531 What? 431 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,967 Joseph Anderson, how dare you? 432 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,302 You had to make me say it twice, didn't you? 433 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,571 Huh? Now, I got her on back too. 434 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,875 You put our son through all this drama 435 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,976 and you knew all along Marcus wasn't guilty. 436 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,980 Flo, I didn't find out till last night, that Tuga borrowed it. 437 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,981 Then, why didn't you say something, man? 438 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,450 You made me throw one of my oldest friends out of here. 439 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,553 Because I thought I was doing you a favor. 440 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,289 I was worried that if you started hanging out with him 441 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,957 that he'd distract you with all 442 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,925 his foolishness and drag you down with him 443 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,227 I didn't want him to ruin your chance of success. 444 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,831 You know what? I can't believe you, man. 445 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,900 Every time I come up with something.. 446 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,839 - Wait a minute, pops. - Huh? 447 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,909 You believe I can be successful? 448 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,777 You believe in me? 449 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,612 I didn't say all that. 450 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,582 I think you did. 451 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,684 And I'm a good judge of character. 452 00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,387 You believe in me, pops. 453 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,090 - I think that calls for a hug. - I'm holding scissors here. 454 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:23,093 And if you don't turn everything 455 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:25,130 positive I say, into a big parade 456 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,666 I'm just gonna have to stop all this nurturing. 457 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:33,939 Joe, that sounds like a definition of a idle threat. 458 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,774 You know what, I gotta go apologize to Marcus. 459 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,943 Maybe he'll understand when I explain it to him. 460 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,504 Oh, he'll understand, Anthony. 461 00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:42,112 - Your father is going with you. - What? 462 00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:44,549 It's either that, or you hug your son. 463 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,022 I'll drive. 464 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:58,196 I'm really sorry. I should have never doubted you. 465 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,833 When it comes to choosing between family and friends 466 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,871 And that's the family. I'm choosing friends. 467 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,609 - We cool, Marcus? - Yeah, we cool, Anthony. 468 00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,744 - We'll always be boys. - Alright, man. 469 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,747 Oh, and now for the main event. Ha-ha. 470 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,549 Something that I've never heard. 471 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,351 Something my mama has never heard. 472 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:22,787 Something that nobody living or dead has ever heard. 473 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,523 Ladies and gentlemen. 474 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:26,992 Joseph Anderson saying, I'm sorry. 475 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,959 Boy, you really loving this, aren't you? 476 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,796 Ooh, more than my mama's sweet potato pie. 477 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,534 Uh. 478 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,168 Marcus, listen, I, um.. 479 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905 Uh.. I, uh, listen- 480 00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,541 Oh, that's cool, Mr. Anderson. 481 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,442 You know you coming down here, that says it all. 482 00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:48,947 No, no, it doesn't, man, he hasn't said the words. 483 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,882 Anthony, the boy is satisfied. 484 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,351 - And I'm leaving. - Oh, no, no, no. 485 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,653 You can't leave, until either you say, I'm sorry 486 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,255 or you give me a hug 487 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:02,193 I hope y'all got cable, 'cause I'm gonna be here for a while. 488 00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:07,165 [upbeat music] 489 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,806 [theme music] 490 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:19,406 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36819

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