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When I was 19, my stepdad, Tim, decided
to have the sex talk with me.
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You're not making this very easy
laughing.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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Well, here we go. What I learned from
the Internet.
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Girl's best friend.
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The dildo.
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Dildo.
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It looks and...
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Shaped like a penis, but penises are not
this big, so don't get too excited.
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Okay, I won't.
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Here, take that.
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Okay,
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second of all, lubrication.
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When and if you're ever ready to have
sex, you should and probably could use
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this.
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I thought that we didn't need this,
though, if we got turned on enough.
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Yes, normally vaginas are very wet, but
sometimes there's a dry vagina. That's
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usually with an older woman.
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that her vagina is dry, you would not
have any problems with that because
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got a young vagina.
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Women don't usually have that problem.
It's just like we need more foreplay.
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Really?
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Yeah, women just need more time to get
ready for sex. That's it.
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How do you know that?
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I read Cosmo.
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Oh.
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So what else?
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Got him.
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Yeah, what do you mean you mean? There's
no messy and gross and
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How do you know condoms are gross and
messy unless you do
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As my little girl had sex already Well,
I
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mean I am 19 oh Well little girls grow
up fast nowadays.
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Are you disappointed?
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No, of course not, no.
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I would just... It's just a little odd
that I'm having a discussion with you
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about sex and you seem to be more
experienced than I am.
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Well, no, I mean, you've already taught
me a lot. You don't need to feel like
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you need to be an expert on everything.
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So you... You don't like condoms?
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No, not really.
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Yeah, me either.
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I really kind of prefer the... Normal.
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Come on, tell me.
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Well,
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I mean, I kind of prefer coming inside
of a girl because I like the way it
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feels.
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And I can't believe I'm telling you
that.
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Wow. No one's ever done that to me
before.
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What? Really?
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Yeah, no, they usually just pull out.
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You mean to tell me that I've done
something sexually that you have not
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before?
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Well, I hope so. I mean, you have, like,
twice my life experience.
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Why do you like it so much?
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I just like the way it feels. I like the
way it looks.
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What?
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What?
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Never mind.
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There's no never mind. I mean, I told
you all about cream pies. I've opened up
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to you. Now you have to tell me what you
were going to say.
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Well, what I was going to say was, why
don't you teach me?
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Teach you what?
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About cream pies.
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About, like, coming inside me, what it
feels like. I'm really curious now.
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Why don't you show me?
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Uh, you don't think it's a bit odd?
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No, I mean, you wanted to teach me
something, and I've never done that
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so why not learn it from someone that I
trust?
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Really?
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Really.
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You're not joking.
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She's a beautiful titch you would drive
me crazy with.
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I can't walk around her house.
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Nipples sticking to your shirt.
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Have your heart full for the position
that is good.
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Yeah, fuck yeah.
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Yeah, it's not your little boyfriend's
car. No,
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it's a full -size man car.
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Oh, good, good.
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You're going to get really, really big
before it fucking comes back.
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I think you're not going to be able to
take it.
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I always wanted to be a role model to my
daughter, Kimmy.
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To teach her things, show her things,
open her up to a world of possibility
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experience. And it just so happened on
this particular day, I got my chance.
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I think I'm going to have you move into
my study, which is right next to the
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bedroom.
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I think it'll be a lot easier.
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