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Can you hurry up?
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Hello?
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You've been in here for so long. Come
on.
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God,
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I need to use the bathroom. I'm going to
be late.
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Can you guys stop fucking fighting? I am
on a phone with some clients.
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What are you doing?
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Okay. Can you let her into the bathroom
or what's going on?
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Okay.
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in a few minutes.
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I already did. I had to come back.
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Well, I'm sorry that the bathroom
upstairs was broken, but, like, you can
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it for another minute or two. Come on.
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He always does this.
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Well, it's, I, I'm trying to work, and
you guys are in the bathroom. I'm
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screaming. Okay, so clearly, this is
not, this is not a good situation, okay?
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So, I really need you guys to stop and
take care of her. Okay, but you don't
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have to be screaming at him while he's
in the bathroom either.
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I'm trying to work.
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Okay?
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Either. Whatever.
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What are you doing?
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Eating. Yeah, why are you eating my
food?
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It's been in there for like forever.
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I thought you were done with it.
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When I asked you, are you hungry?
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You should have said yes. I thought it
was the food.
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Don't say those.
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I thought you were done with it.
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If you're hungry, then it's the food.
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I wasn't hungry then.
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And now I'm hungry and you didn't finish
it. So I was like, okay, I'll just eat
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some. Oh my gosh.
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There was nothing else like made in the
fridge.
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You were just a snack.
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When I asked you when I'm ordering food,
if you're hungry, that was like, hey,
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I'm going to get hungry. How about I
order some fucking food instead of
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mine? What is going on?
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What did I just tell you? Am I done with
it? This is my fucking food.
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I thought you were done. I thought you
were fucking done. Stop.
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Stop. What are you doing?
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She's being fucking weird.
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I'm eating.
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I'm having a snack. I don't get why
that's so crazy.
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It's in the fridge.
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What did I literally just talk to you
guys about? Healthy conflict resolution.
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I'm trying to work. My clients are on
the here you screaming in the
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He started it.
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There's still dishes in the sink. When I
want to get my fucking food, you need
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to quit eating my food. I said I ordered
you some food and you don't want to eat
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it. You know I was going to fucking eat
it. Good. Nobody needs your fucking
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food. How about that?
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You are children.
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Both of you.
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I'm a child.
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Okay.
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Well, you shouldn't have eaten his food.
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This is a joke. This is crazy.
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We really, really, really need to work
on our conflict resolution here. Okay? I
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don't want the two most important people
in my life fighting like this. Well,
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I'm supposed to be having a peaceful day
working.
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This is not okay.
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When I married you, I did not sign up to
have some crazy fucking stepdaughter.
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Well, when you married me, you signed up
to have a stepdaughter.
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Didn't know she was gonna act this
fucking crazy. I'm crazy.
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I'm crazy because I wanted to eat
something, and then he just, like, had a
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tantrum, like, threw this everywhere.
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I'm the one being a child?
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Look.
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I'm a child.
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Yeah, you're the crazy one.
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You're eating food that's not yours
after you denied ordering food.
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And you didn't even heat them up? Who
the fuck eats cold french fries? It's
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fucking disgusting. They're soggy as
fuck. You're supposed to heat them up.
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She could have heated them up.
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Exactly!
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Fucking A!
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But unfortunately, now nobody gets any
french fries because you had a fucking
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tantrum, and then she had a fucking
tantrum, and now I'm about to have a
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tantrum because this won't fucking stop!
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You see what you did? You made your
mother upset. What did I do?
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What do you think what you did? I just
wanted to fucking...
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We've all calmed the fuck down. This is
ridiculous.
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Okay? Go meditate. You know what? I'll
tell you what. I'll do the dishes. It's
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okay. You'll do the dishes?
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Yeah, I'll do the dishes. They've got to
get done somehow. Oh, that's the first.
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Okay, thank you.
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I'm going to order some food later.
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You're a fucking joke.
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Yeah. I wanted to apologize for my
outburst earlier.
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I get hangry.
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And so I just wanted to... I just wanted
to come in and say that I'm sorry.
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I wasn't hungry when you ordered food
and you asked me.
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You know, I...
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So, I just wanted to apologize for my
behavior in the kitchen. I wasn't called
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for it.
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I did. We yelled a little bit, too.
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I'm sorry, too.
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I don't know.
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I feel like I do a small little thing
and then you freak out and then I get
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really mad.
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This whole big thing. It wasn't supposed
to be.
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Well. The thing is.
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I promise not to tell your mother.
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I promise.
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No. Look at me.
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I promise.
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I promise. I didn't want to pick you.
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You promise?
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Yes. I promise.
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Okay.
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So I've been kind of hard on you.
Because.
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I think you're really cool.
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And.
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It's not a good thing. So I was trying
to like.
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I was like, cool, what does that mean?
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Like, I think you're really attractive.
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Huh?
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He was my mom.
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She helped me choose to be all the time.
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You've seen it too, right?
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Maybe.
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She does it in a way that was like...
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it's not it's not even like passive
aggressive but it's like almost exactly
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don't do passive aggressive it just it
pushes me away and then it's always this
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zen let me go meditate yeah i don't get
that either
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but you know you've been really nice and
it's like trying to be trying to be
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mean because i could like push you away
but no and i i react like that because
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like
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I kind of see the same way, so I just...
Oh, wait. You get really, like, mad at
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me, and then I'll just... I'm like, oh,
my God.
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Wait, so you're into me, too?
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I wasn't going to say anything, so...
Hey, we peaky promised.
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I'm just my mom, so I just... I
didn't... You know?
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I was trying to be... Good.
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Sorry, I got so mad.
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I'm sorry I got mad.
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Now this is progress.
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I'm so happy to see you two getting
along.
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I also feel so much more calm now after
my meditation.
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And I'm happy that you guys are working
things out. And we are working on our
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conflict resolution in a very healthy
way.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Some apologies and forgiveness. Getting
into our inner zen.
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Yeah.
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Very good, yeah.
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You know, you should do some yoga with
me sometime.
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That would be so nice.
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Yeah, yeah, maybe.
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Yeah.
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I don't think he'd be interested in
that, but maybe.
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Anyway, I'm really happy that things are
going well between you two.
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And I'm thinking about going to the
farmer's market.
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Is there anything you want, honey, from
the farmer's market?
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I think we're out of goat's milk.
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Yeah, goat's milk. That sounds good. Did
you like something from the farmer's
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market?
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Strawberries or something?
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Surprise me.
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Surprise me. Yeah, surprise me.
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Okay. I'm going to head to the farmer's
market now.
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Continue to have a very peaceful,
lovely, lovely afternoon.
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A little, you know.
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Dude, I told her to wash the dishes, and
she didn't get mad. She was like, um,
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I would have laughed me if I were her.
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I don't know.
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Very calm.
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I don't know.
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She already did. I don't know if I'm
about to ask that.
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That's what you want.
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Is she, like, weird?
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Like,
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it's just you two, you know what I'm
saying?
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Like, tantric, let's let our souls
emerge.
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I was like, I don't know, my soul hasn't
left my body.
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But, you know, I learned a lesson.
Sometimes you just nod and smile.
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Yeah, yeah, I do a lot of that. You do?
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You do?
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I guess I, like, I don't know, like, I
got used to how, like,
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odd she is.
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It's gotten worse.
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Has it?
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Really? I'm more into it because she's
happier or whatever with you around.
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Is she happy?
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Until we started arguing.
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Even when we were arguing, I was like,
she wasn't really that bad.
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Yeah. It's nice not yelling.
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Should we?
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Do you want to do it?
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Hey, there might be cameras in here. Do
you want to go upstairs?
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You don't need
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that
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anyway.
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Look at that. No panties.
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You're bad.
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You're bad.
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I've been thinking about this for so
long.
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Trying to hold it back.
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You have such a nice hug.
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I love tasting
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Shut up.
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Whoa.
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