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Playing all across the land
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Here for you, you, you
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Always here to lend a hand
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CLOCK CLUNKS AND WHIRS
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A little to the left, Mac.
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Yes! There. Perfect.
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Feels like home already.
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Yeah. This teaching thing is great.
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We get to hang out all day
in our rock and roll staffroom.
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Yeah.
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Good morning, teachers.
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Uh, hello. Can we help you?
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It's me.
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Uh...who's me?
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Andy.
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Oh!
Yeah!
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I knew you looked familiar.
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Why are you looking so...not Andy?
Yeah.
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I am a teacher, Moxy.
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Nice brown, matching socks
for me now.
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Ooh! Ooh! Eugh!
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But why?
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To save this school, we need to look
like proper teachers
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and we need to BE proper teachers.
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We need to read stuff out of
textbooks, sharpen pencils,
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talk for hours.
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We need to pack information
into young heads and hearts.
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We need to inspire!
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So, Andy, do you know how to run
a school?
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Yes. Great!
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I'll be back in a sec.
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OK. Mum, how do you run a school?
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Well, you need kids...
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Check. ..teachers...
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Check ...and you need someone to
fire imagination
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and put inspiration
into young hearts and minds.
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You need a head teacher.
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And I know the perfect person.
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OK, I'll do it.
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Well, I actually meant...
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No time. I have another client just
after this one.
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Is my office this way?
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Come along, Lily.
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Where are we going?
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Oh, this is great, sir.
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Andy and the Odd Socks
running the school!
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If you happen to see Andy,
will you get me his autograph?
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Thanks.
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Chop chop, Noah. Coming!
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One sugar or two, dear?
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But I am Andy!
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I am Andy.
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Right, Odd Socks, gather round.
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What's going on?
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I want you to choose a job
out of Moxy's drum.
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Ooh, I love a lucky dip.
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Andy, are you sure this is the best
way to decide
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what we're going to teach?
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Yes.
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I'll go first.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Deputy head! What are the chances?
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Hmm.
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Typical.
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My turn.
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Science! Science?! But that should
be me!
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Luck of the draw, Mac.
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One at a time.
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Uh...
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THEY FUSS AND JABBER
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PE!
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Geography?
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Mathematics!
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That's great...
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..isn't it?
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Right. Let's go.
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Uh... Anything for me?
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King of the cheesy snacks,
perchance?
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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Caretaker. Eh?
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Well, someone's got to clean
up and paint the school.
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What, all of it?
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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FUNKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
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My teacher shoes hurt.
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No pain, no gain, Rio.
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Right.
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This is for you.
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And one for you.
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Teachers, to your classes.
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Mr Blu, we're here for geography.
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Right. Good.
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Hi, kids.
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Let's go find the geography
classroom, then.
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Um... This way.
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Oh, this is going to take forever.
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DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
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Haven't you both got a class
to go to?
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It's Tuesday, we have art.
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The deputy head usually teaches
us painting on a Tuesday.
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Really?
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Well, now, I'm Mr Whiff,
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your new art teacher.
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Oh, cool.
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What can we paint?
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Oh. Well, that one...
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Whoa!
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Turns out science is all about weird
green gunge, massive noises
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and crazy experiments.
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MOXY LAUGHS
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Yes, Maisie.
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Miss Moxy, that sounds
a bit dangerous.
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Dangerous?
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Oh, nonsense!
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We'll take it easy.
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Start with the basics...
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..rocket science.
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OK, Mac.
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PE, PE, PE. You got this.
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Right, kids, when I was your age,
I had a teacher called
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Six-pack Jack McTaggart,
who had a love of running absurdly
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long distances under gruelling
conditions.
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And he invented the run
that we will do today.
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The 15-mile dash.
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Let's go.
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Inspirational.
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Don't worry, kids, I have a map.
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This way.
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No!
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This way.
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He isn't much of a geography
teacher, is he?
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He can't even find the classroom.
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Aren't we back where we started?
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It must be a geography field trip.
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Inspirational.
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XYLOPHONE JINGLE PLAYS, FEEDBACK
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Andy, have you tidied your
staffroom yet,
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my little pancake?
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Hmm.
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Ahem. So...
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RIO CHUCKLES
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..maths. OK.
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RIO HUMS
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No reference to rock music so far.
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Multiplication?
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Fractions?
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Problem solving?!
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Hey, I'm not seeing a lot
here about guitars.
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Are you lot lost?
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I can help.
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This way. Oh, you'll need these.
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Oh, there we are, there we are.
There we go.
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There we go. Yes.
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HE CHUCKLES
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I've got it, kids.
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I think it's this way.
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There we go.
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Now it's back to a proper
staffroom for proper teachers.
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Oh. Won't be needing these guitars
for a while.
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Oh.
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Louis. Louis, wait!
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Stop! Louis! Louis!
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How far have we gone?
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That far.
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Really?
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Is that all?
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Um, you kids, you go on ahead so
I can check your...
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..running technique.
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HE PANTS AND SOBS
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OK. Not a single reference
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to nerve-shredding guitar music
anywhere.
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What kind of maths is this?
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I'm going to complain.
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Where's the head's office?
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I don't know.
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Three doors down, then two corridors
on your left
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and then third door on your right.
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That sounds like more maths.
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I'll use this door here.
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UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS
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Oh, boy!
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We have lift off!
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Hey, you missed a bit.
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PAINT SQUELCHES
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Yay!
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This is what science is all about -
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home-made rockets packed with
green gunge.
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We'll hide under the tables,
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if that's all right, Miss Moxy.
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Ah!
GUNGE GURGLES
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Three, two, one.
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GUNGE EXPLODES
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EXPLOSION CONTINUES
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Found it, Mrs Mumblestein.
It's the perfect shade.
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Fancy a break from science, kids?
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I mean, it's messy work,
but frankly, looking at you lot,
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that won't matter much.
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There we are.
WHIFF CHUCKLES
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Hey, where'd they go?
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Had enough of running? Yeah.
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Follow me.
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HE PANTS
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Wait.
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Wait. Wait.
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Where is everyone?
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Oh.
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What's happened?
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To what, the rocket,
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the green gunge, or the missing
kids?
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All of them.
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The kids.
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Where are the kids?
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Have you seen them?
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No!
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Ah! Maybe Geography's out here.
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Blu. Huh?
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Where are the kids?
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I have no idea.
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Ah!
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This is a disaster.
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We've got three and three quarter
weeks to save this school,
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and we can't even make it
through one day without losing
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all the kids.
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GUITAR RIFF PLAYS
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Oh, no.
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Rio!
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ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
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Here they are.
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Whiff, what's going on?
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Isn't it cool? Mr Whiff let us
paint the walls.
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Yes, but you should be learning -
reading textbooks and stuff.
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Yes, well, I can explain...
Whiff, you can't go around
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forcing the kids to repaint the
school. That's your job.
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We're supposed to be inspiring them.
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He's inspiring us. It's fun.
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Yeah, and it's better than running
15 miles.
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Sorry. Or being covered in gunge.
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Or getting completely lost.
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Well, I suppose so, but...
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ROCK MUSIC INTENSIFIES
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Oh, I really should sort that out.
Excuse me.
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Not again.
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I just want to stay still.
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Right. Well, go on, then.
Back to it.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Stop!
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This has to stop!
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Right, guys?
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Odd Socks, what are you doing?
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This has to stop!
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Kids, teachers...
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..STOP!
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But this is awesome.
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Best lesson ever.
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This is so fun.
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This is the best day ever.
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I absolutely love this.
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If we're going to make this school
a success,
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then we need to stick
to teaching what we're good at.
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Which is?
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Rocking out!
THEY CHEER
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Yeah.
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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
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On Planet Rock
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We rock around the clock
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Cos we rock like cement
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And pass it around
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Like a nuclear fusion
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And pass it around
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And pass it around
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And pass it around
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School looks amazing, Whiff.
Well done.
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Oh! Headteacher wants to see you.
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Me?
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Am I in trouble?
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Probably.
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Where's the best cleaner-upper
in the whole wide world?
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I think she means you, boss.
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Oh! Uh, right here. Naturally.
283
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Then I've got just the job
for you, Whiffy.
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It'll be head of snacks, boss.
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Head of snacks.
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The salon needs a good clean,
four times a day.
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Oh!
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Oh, dear!
THEY LAUGH
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From now on, this will be Andy
and the Band's Rock Star School.
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Yes!
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I'll be teaching
Fronting An Amazing Rock Band.
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I'll teach Fearlessness
and Drumming. Yes!
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I'll be head of Handy Inventions.
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And I'm teaching...
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CHILDREN CHEER
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Wait, will there be a dance teacher?
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Dance! Dance!
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Hadn't really thought about that.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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Me?!
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But I can't dance.
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Blu, you'll be amazing.
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Why? Because...
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Teachers Rock!
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For you, you, you
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Andy and The Band
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