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APPLAUSE
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Hello.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
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Hello and welcome
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to a festive edition
of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
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to a festive edition
of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
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It's like Millionaire,
except it's on at Christmas.
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It's like Millionaire,
except it's on at Christmas.
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And that's it.
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So, our first contestant
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is a former rugby player
and star of The Celebrity Traitors.
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is a former rugby player
and star of The Celebrity Traitors.
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is a former rugby player
and star of The Celebrity Traitors.
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So, I wonder
who his Phone A Friend's gonna be.
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So, I wonder
who his Phone A Friend's gonna be.
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Probably not Alan Carr.
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Let's find out,
as we welcome Joe Marler!
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Let's find out,
as we welcome Joe Marler!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Here he comes.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Here he comes.
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SPEECH DROWNED OUT
BY MUSIC AND APPLAUSE
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SPEECH DROWNED OUT
BY MUSIC AND APPLAUSE
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You're nearly wearing long trousers.
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It's a first.
I was gonna say...It's a first.
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It's a first.
I was gonna say...It's a first.
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..I've never seen that before.
JOE SIGHS
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Right, so, you're Joe Marler,
of course.
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Right, so, you're Joe Marler,
of course.
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Before we get cracking,
I was a massive fan of Traitors,
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Before we get cracking,
I was a massive fan of Traitors,
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and I'm sure
there are many others here.
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and I'm sure
there are many others here.
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How did you work out,
when nobody else did,
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How did you work out,
when nobody else did,
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who the guilty parties were?
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Yeah, I...
Watching it back with my wife,
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Yeah, I...
Watching it back with my wife,
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she was like, "It's so obvious
that it was Alan Carr."
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she was like, "It's so obvious
that it was Alan Carr."
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I went, "That's cos you've just been
told who the Traitors are.
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I went, "That's cos you've just been
told who the Traitors are.
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"It was harder in there."
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She was like, "Why did you keep
getting it wrong until the end?"
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She was like, "Why did you keep
getting it wrong until the end?"
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Never would've got Cat.
I was in love with Cat.
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I think that's the problem.
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So was I, mate.
Right up until the end.
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Well, let's find out if you're
as good at this as you were at that.
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Well, let's find out if you're
as good at this as you were at that.
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Well, let's find out if you're
as good at this as you were at that.
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Yeah.
You know the rules, don't you?
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Answer the question, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
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Answer the question, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
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That's it.
That's it.
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Everybody knows what's gonna happen.
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So, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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APPLAUSE
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Right. First question.
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Right. First question.
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£100. Here it comes.
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£100. Here it comes.
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I don't actually know
who JM Barrie is,
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I don't actually know
who JM Barrie is,
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but I'm gonna go with B, Peter Pan,
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but I'm gonna go with B, Peter Pan,
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cos he's the one
that didn't grow up.
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cos he's the one
that didn't grow up.
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Final answer?
Final answer.
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And the right answer, yes, indeed.
APPLAUSE
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And the right answer, yes, indeed.
APPLAUSE
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Right, now this is for £200.
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Right, now this is for £200.
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OK, this is naughty because
you're putting questions to me
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OK, this is naughty because
you're putting questions to me
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that don't make any sense
until I see the answers.
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that don't make any sense
until I see the answers.
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Erm, but I'm gonna go with C,
WhatsApp. Final answer.
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Erm, but I'm gonna go with C,
WhatsApp. Final answer.
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Erm, but I'm gonna go with C,
WhatsApp. Final answer.
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And the right answer.
£200. Very good.
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And the right answer.
£200. Very good.
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APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
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This is for £300.
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This is for £300.
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I'm gonna go with A, toadstool.
Final answer.
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I'm gonna go with A, toadstool.
Final answer.
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I'm gonna go with A, toadstool.
Final answer.
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And the right answer. That's £300.
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APPLAUSE
So, this is for £500.
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APPLAUSE
So, this is for £500.
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APPLAUSE
So, this is for £500.
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I'm not a big scarf man.
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I'm not a big scarf man.
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Er, boa feather... boa...
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Er, boa feather... boa...
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JOE SMACKS HIS LIPS
I'm gonna have to...
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JOE SMACKS HIS LIPS
I'm gonna have to...
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..use a lifeline on this one.
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..use a lifeline on this one.
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It's happened before.
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It's happened before.
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I'm gonna put some faith in the
audience to help me with this one.
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I'm gonna put some faith in the
audience to help me with this one.
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I'm gonna put some faith in the
audience to help me with this one.
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I'm gonna ask the audience, please.
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OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
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OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
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This is the question.
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And if you'd all vote now, please.
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And if you'd all vote now, please.
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93% have gone for Boa
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and then almost nothing
at all
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for any of the others.
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A boa scarf?
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Is that a thing?
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I know
93% of the audience
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that think it is, but...
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LAUGHTER
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What do
you wanna do, then?
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Trust yourself
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with your massive
rugby background?
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Or the audience?
LAUGHTER
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I'm gonna have faith
in the audience,
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I'm gonna have faith
in the audience,
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and I'm gonna go with D, Boa.
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and I'm gonna go with D, Boa.
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Final answer.
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And the right answer.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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And the right answer.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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And the right answer.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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APPLAUSE
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Excuse...
Well done, fine.
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I can't... I can't actually turn
back round now.
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I can't... I can't actually turn
back round now.
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It does happen, yes.
You're gonna get stuck.
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Anyway, we're now at £500.
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Anyway, we're now at £500.
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And this is
your last chance
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to go away
with nothing, Joe.
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This is your £1,000
safety net question.
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This is your £1,000
safety net question.
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Great.
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Here it comes.
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I think I know this one.
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I'm gonna... I like an "us",
I like an "us" word.
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I'm gonna... I like an "us",
I like an "us" word.
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Do you like "us" words?
Mm, I love an "us". Pus.
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Do you like "us" words?
Mm, I love an "us". Pus.
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LAUGHTER
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It's gonna... It's C, census.
Final answer.
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It's gonna... It's C, census.
Final answer.
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It is. You're absolutely right.
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And you've made it
to your first base.
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Brilliant.
Yes, mate. Thank you. We got there.
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Brilliant.
Yes, mate. Thank you. We got there.
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We got there.
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Can't use them any more.
Oh.
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Can't use them any more.
Oh.
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Course, it's not your money, though,
is it, this £1,000?
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Course, it's not your money, though,
is it, this £1,000?
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Who are you giving it to?
Which charity?
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Charity is CALM,
Campaign Against Living Miserably.
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Charity is CALM,
Campaign Against Living Miserably.
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They're
a suicide-prevention charity
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They're
a suicide-prevention charity
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that I do a lot of work with.
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Brilliant. That's a good one.
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Seems to be coming
from my new world of farming.
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Seems to be coming
from my new world of farming.
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Yes. Yeah. Oh, well, I really hope
you do well with that one.
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Yes. Yeah. Oh, well, I really hope
you do well with that one.
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Fingers crossed.
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Let's get cracking,
though, shall we?
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Let's get cracking,
though, shall we?
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Do you wanna set
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your safety net
at £2,000?
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No, I'm gonna
back myself.
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Course you are.
Not at 2,000.
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You're gonna be all right here.
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Let's have a look at the question,
shall we?
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I'm gonna go with B,
transporting water.
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I'm gonna go with B,
transporting water.
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I'm gonna go with B,
transporting water.
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Final answer.
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The right answer. Well done. £2,000.
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The right answer. Well done. £2,000.
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The right answer. Well done. £2,000.
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APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
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So, do you wanna set
your safety net at £4,000?
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So, do you wanna set
your safety net at £4,000?
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No, thank you, Jeremy.
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Right, here comes
the question.
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I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein
cos I think I've been to Cornwall.
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I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein
cos I think I've been to Cornwall.
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I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein
cos I think I've been to Cornwall.
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JEREMY SNORTS
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And I think there's a restaurant
down there called Stein's.
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And I think there's a restaurant
down there called Stein's.
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Yeah, I'll go with A, Rick Stein.
Final answer.
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Yeah, I'll go with A, Rick Stein.
Final answer.
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There's actually 257,000 restaurants
down there called Stein
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There's actually 257,000 restaurants
down there called Stein
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There's actually 257,000 restaurants
down there called Stein
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because that is the right answer.
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Yes. Rick Stein.
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APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He opened a seafood restaurant
in Padstow in 1975,
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He opened a seafood restaurant
in Padstow in 1975,
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and then he opened the other 275,000
in the subsequent years.
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and then he opened the other 275,000
in the subsequent years.
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and then he opened the other 275,000
in the subsequent years.
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Right. Good.
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Right. Good.
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What subjects
are you hoping crop up?
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Where do you think, "I know that."?
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Denzel Washington films.
AUDIENCE TITTERS
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Denzel Washington films.
AUDIENCE TITTERS
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If...
Specifically?
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American Gangster, then,
you'd be happy?
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Do the next eight questions
all on Denzel Washington films.
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Do the next eight questions
all on Denzel Washington films.
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All right,
we'll come back to that in a minute.
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All right,
we'll come back to that in a minute.
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For now, though, we're gonna get
back to the actual game.OK, great.
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For now, though, we're gonna get
back to the actual game.OK, great.
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This would be hilarious if
it was a Denzel Washington question.
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This would be hilarious if
it was a Denzel Washington question.
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That really would be hilarious.
Let's have a look, shall we?
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That really would be hilarious.
Let's have a look, shall we?
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That really would be hilarious.
Let's have a look, shall we?
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Safety net at 8,000?
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No.
No safety net, please.
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All right.
Here is the question.
241
00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,400
All right.
Here is the question.
242
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,080
I... I think I'm gonna need them
again out there.
243
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:02,640
I... I think I'm gonna need them
again out there.
244
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,280
You've got 'em.
245
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,160
{\an8}Do you know, the funny thing is
246
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,200
{\an8}they send down
the actual... phonetically,
247
00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,880
{\an8}they send down
the actual... phonetically,
248
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,920
{\an8}and it...
God, it panics me cos, you know,
249
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,400
{\an8}and it...
God, it panics me cos, you know,
250
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,000
{\an8}if you could see
what I can see here,
251
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,040
{\an8}the phonetic pronunciation of these,
I think, "I can't say those."
252
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,000
{\an8}the phonetic pronunciation of these,
I think, "I can't say those."
253
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,040
Then you look at the words,
it's like, "bon chons",
254
00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:20,960
Then you look at the words,
it's like, "bon chons",
255
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000
"C-H-O-N-S",
and I know what bonne chance is.
256
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,640
"C-H-O-N-S",
and I know what bonne chance is.
257
00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,680
So, bonne chance...
feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr,
258
00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720
So, bonne chance...
feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr,
259
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,760
So, bonne chance...
feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr,
260
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,040
So, bonne chance...
feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr,
261
00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,080
and then buon compleanno.
262
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:32,480
and then buon compleanno.
263
00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,520
Bonne chance, I think, is good luck.
264
00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,080
Bonne chance, I think, is good luck.
265
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,120
"Fruez nuez yar"
is frozen yoghurt (!)
266
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,160
"Fruez nuez yar"
is frozen yoghurt (!)
267
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,400
"Fruez nuez yar"
is frozen yoghurt (!)
268
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,360
LAUGHTER
269
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,400
And buon compleanno
is a nice compliment in...
270
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,440
And buon compleanno
is a nice compliment in...
271
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,000
And buon compleanno
is a nice compliment in...
272
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,520
..Spanish (!)
273
00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,560
So, because of the song...
274
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,120
So, because of the song...
275
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,160
# Feliz navidad, da-da-da
Feliz navidad... #
276
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,200
# Feliz navidad, da-da-da
Feliz navidad... #
277
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:58,520
# Feliz navidad, da-da-da
Feliz navidad... #
278
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,920
..I'm gonna go with B,
feliz navidad.
279
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,200
..I'm gonna go with B,
feliz navidad.
280
00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,120
Final answer.
281
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,160
Well, your working out
was frankly all over the place.
282
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,680
Well, your working out
was frankly all over the place.
283
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,320
LAUGHTER
284
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,360
But your answer was correct,
so well done.
285
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:11,760
But your answer was correct,
so well done.
286
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,760
That is perfect.
APPLAUSE
287
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,280
It's, erm...
288
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,120
Feliz navidad
is happy Christmas in Spanish.
289
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:19,720
Feliz navidad
is happy Christmas in Spanish.
290
00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,760
Bonne chance, as you say,
is good luck in French.
291
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,080
Bonne chance, as you say,
is good luck in French.
292
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120
The "fro new yar"
is happy New Year in German.
293
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,200
The "fro new yar"
is happy New Year in German.
294
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,240
Not frozen yogurt (?)
No, it's weirdly... It's not.
295
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,680
Not frozen yogurt (?)
No, it's weirdly... It's not.
296
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,720
And then buon compleanno
is happy birthday.
297
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,960
And then buon compleanno
is happy birthday.
298
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,680
Ah.
In Italian.
299
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,920
Ah, I was close.
300
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,640
So, you were
all over the shop,
301
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,120
but here we are
at £8,000.
302
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,160
And now we have to take a break.
303
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,800
And now we have to take a break.
304
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,560
But we will be back
in a few moments.
305
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,600
See you then.
APPLAUSE
306
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,640
See you then.
APPLAUSE
307
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:46,960
See you then.
APPLAUSE
308
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,400
APPLAUSE
309
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,280
APPLAUSE
310
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,280
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
311
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Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
312
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We're here
with Joe Marler.
313
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,480
He's on, er...
Where are you?
314
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,640
£8,000.
315
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,640
Still have
three lifelines left.
316
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,280
Good spot.
Do you want to set
317
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,840
your safety net
at 16,000?
318
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,280
No, I'm gonna
back myself.
319
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,400
I've got
three lifelines.
320
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440
You have.
Let's go with it.
321
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,720
No, thank you.
322
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,760
All right, mate. Here we go.
This is the question.
323
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,000
All right, mate. Here we go.
This is the question.
324
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,640
Do any of them have
Denzel Washington in them?
325
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:36,960
Do any of them have
Denzel Washington in them?
326
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000
As soon as I saw films, like,
the speed at which I'm reading this,
327
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,800
As soon as I saw films, like,
the speed at which I'm reading this,
328
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,840
I went, "Which of these films
Denzel Washington was in?"
329
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880
I went, "Which of these films
Denzel Washington was in?"
330
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,920
LAUGHTER
And then the rest of it.
331
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,160
LAUGHTER
And then the rest of it.
332
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,200
I think I'm gonna ask...
JOE LAUGHS
333
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:49,520
I think I'm gonna ask...
JOE LAUGHS
334
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,360
I think I'm gonna ask you...
335
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,400
OK...actually, Jeremy,
if you don't mind?
336
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,000
OK...actually, Jeremy,
if you don't mind?
337
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,040
No, no, that's what I'm here for.
Oh, great. Yeah.
338
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:56,680
No, no, that's what I'm here for.
Oh, great. Yeah.
339
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,720
So, here's what I think.
340
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,000
So, here's what I think.
341
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,840
Now, what I normally do
at this point is go,
342
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,520
"I'm really sorry, I don't know."
343
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,560
However, on this occasion...
I'm not sure I don't know.
344
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,600
However, on this occasion...
I'm not sure I don't know.
345
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,200
However, on this occasion...
I'm not sure I don't know.
346
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,800
LAUGHTER
347
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,840
And I'll tell you for why.
I wouldn't be able to say...
348
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,880
And I'll tell you for why.
I wouldn't be able to say...
349
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,160
And I'll tell you for why.
I wouldn't be able to say...
350
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,600
I mean, if somebody had told me,
351
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,640
"The Post and Lincoln
and Bridge of Spies
352
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:16,960
"The Post and Lincoln
and Bridge of Spies
353
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
"were directed by Steven Spielberg,"
I'd go, "Really?"
354
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,800
"were directed by Steven Spielberg,"
I'd go, "Really?"
355
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,360
But I'm pretty confident
356
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400
The Irishman was not directed
by Steven Spielberg.
357
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,120
The Irishman was not directed
by Steven Spielberg.
358
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,080
I think it was your man,
359
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,120
little short man... Scorsese,
and not Spielberg.
360
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,160
little short man... Scorsese,
and not Spielberg.
361
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,280
little short man... Scorsese,
and not Spielberg.
362
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,320
The Irishman was not directed
by Steven Spielberg.
363
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,520
The Irishman was not directed
by Steven Spielberg.
364
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,560
Mm.
And that is my final answer.
365
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,320
Mm.
And that is my final answer.
366
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,400
JOE EXHALES HEAVILY
367
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,440
That's about as firm as I ever get.
I... I actually knew the answer.
368
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,480
That's about as firm as I ever get.
I... I actually knew the answer.
369
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:47,800
That's about as firm as I ever get.
I... I actually knew the answer.
370
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,840
LAUGHTER
371
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,000
LAUGHTER
372
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,040
I just wanted to pretend
that we were down the pub together.
373
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,960
I just wanted to pretend
that we were down the pub together.
374
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,680
LAUGHTER
375
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,720
So we're gonna go with C,
The Irishman.
376
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,480
So we're gonna go with C,
The Irishman.
377
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,840
Final answer.
378
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960
All right, computer, can you reveal
the correct answer, please?
379
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,920
All right, computer, can you reveal
the correct answer, please?
380
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,760
{\an8}Thank God for that.
You knew, of course, it was.
381
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,920
{\an8}Thank God for that.
You knew, of course, it was.
382
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Right, yeah,
The Irishman in 2019 was Scorsese,
383
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,680
Right, yeah,
The Irishman in 2019 was Scorsese,
384
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,360
but it doesn't really matter
385
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,400
cos you're now
at £16,000,
386
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:22,920
cos you're now
at £16,000,
387
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,960
which is tremendous.
388
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,200
which is tremendous.
389
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,000
Still got two lifelines remaining.
390
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,440
So, do you wanna set
391
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,240
your safety net
at 32,000?
392
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,480
I think I'm gonna set
393
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,400
the safety net
at 32,000.
394
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,680
Right, can we do that?
395
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,160
Can we set
the second safety net,
396
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,720
please, at £32,000?
397
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,360
Here we go.
Here is the question.
398
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,320
Here we go.
Here is the question.
399
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,800
Italian border?
400
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840
I honestly haven't got a clue
to try and even work it out.
401
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,880
I honestly haven't got a clue
to try and even work it out.
402
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,200
I honestly haven't got a clue
to try and even work it out.
403
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,240
Nice, I actually thought was
in Greece.
404
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:05,520
Nice, I actually thought was
in Greece.
405
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,560
LAUGHTER
406
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,040
LAUGHTER
407
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,080
So I'm gonna have to phone a friend,
please. All right.
408
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:10,920
So I'm gonna have to phone a friend,
please. All right.
409
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,320
JOE CLEARS
HIS THROAT
410
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,360
Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host.
I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call.
411
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400
Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host.
I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call.
412
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,000
Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host.
I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call.
413
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,040
All right, can we call Tom, please?
414
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,320
All right, can we call Tom, please?
415
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,360
It says here he's a sport man.
DIAL TONE
416
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:21,680
It says here he's a sport man.
DIAL TONE
417
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,720
Sport journalist.
Yeah, sport writer. He should know.
418
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,640
Sport journalist.
Yeah, sport writer. He should know.
419
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,680
DIAL TONE STOPS
420
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:26,920
DIAL TONE STOPS
421
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,160
TOM:'Hello?'
422
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,200
Hi. Tom?
'Yes.'
423
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:30,520
Hi. Tom?
'Yes.'
424
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,560
Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
425
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,560
Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
426
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,360
Erm...'Right.'
Yeah. Hi there.
427
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,400
Now, we've got Joe here,
and he's murdered me.
428
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,160
Now, we've got Joe here,
and he's murdered me.
429
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,200
'Oh.'
No, sorry, wrong show.
430
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:40,520
'Oh.'
No, sorry, wrong show.
431
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,560
We've got Joe here, and he needs
your help. That's what it is.
432
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
We've got Joe here, and he needs
your help. That's what it is.
433
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,640
Can I first of all check that you've
got someone from our team there,
434
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,320
Can I first of all check that you've
got someone from our team there,
435
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,360
making sure you're not online?
436
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:48,600
making sure you're not online?
437
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,960
'Yes, I have indeed.'
438
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Good, good.
Right, Joe, here's how it works.
439
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,480
Good, good.
Right, Joe, here's how it works.
440
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,520
In a sec,
I'm gonna hand it over to you.
441
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:55,840
In a sec,
I'm gonna hand it over to you.
442
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,880
You've got 30 seconds,
which is no time at all,
443
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,600
You've got 30 seconds,
which is no time at all,
444
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,640
to read out that question
and the four possible answers,
445
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,480
to read out that question
and the four possible answers,
446
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,440
leaving Tom enough time
to have a think.
447
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,480
So, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
448
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:05,920
So, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
449
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,960
Your time starts now.
450
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,160
Your time starts now.
451
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,360
'Right, knock off Bordeaux.
Knock off Dijon.
452
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400
'Right, knock off Bordeaux.
Knock off Dijon.
453
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,200
'Right, knock off Bordeaux.
Knock off Dijon.
454
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240
'It is either Toulouse or Nice.
455
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280
'It is either Toulouse or Nice.
456
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,560
'It is either Toulouse or Nice.
457
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,600
'I'm pretty sure that it's Nice,
Joe.'
458
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,920
'I'm pretty sure that it's Nice,
Joe.'
459
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,080
Five seconds.
460
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,040
'Cos a lot of bike riders live
around there,
461
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,080
'and they'll cycle into Italy
to get the best coffee.'
462
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:38,400
'and they'll cycle into Italy
to get the best coffee.'
463
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,360
TIME-OUT BUZZER
464
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,120
"Get the best coffee."
465
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,160
Slightly random sort of working out
but... there we are.
466
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,200
Slightly random sort of working out
but... there we are.
467
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,560
Slightly random sort of working out
but... there we are.
468
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,600
He was more confident with Nice,
wasn't he?
469
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,000
He was more confident with Nice,
wasn't he?
470
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640
Situation is,
let me just remind you,
471
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,440
Situation is,
let me just remind you,
472
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,480
get it wrong, you lose £15,000.
473
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:56,760
get it wrong, you lose £15,000.
474
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800
Get it right, you make it to 32,000,
that's your safety net.
475
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,840
Get it right, you make it to 32,000,
that's your safety net.
476
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,160
Get it right, you make it to 32,000,
that's your safety net.
477
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,640
And from there,
you have nothing to lose.
478
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680
You can answer the £64,000
question... and lose nothing.
479
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,720
You can answer the £64,000
question... and lose nothing.
480
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,760
But if I use...
And you still have a 50/50 lifeline.
481
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,120
But if I use...
And you still have a 50/50 lifeline.
482
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,160
But I know what'll happen -
I'll use the 50/50,
483
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,480
But I know what'll happen -
I'll use the 50/50,
484
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,520
it'll knock off Bordeaux and
knock off Dijon, and it will just...
485
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,200
it'll knock off Bordeaux and
knock off Dijon, and it will just...
486
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,240
Captain pessimist.
LAUGHTER
487
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:17,480
Captain pessimist.
LAUGHTER
488
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,520
I'm gonna have to...
Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please.
489
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,560
I'm gonna have to...
Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please.
490
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm gonna have to...
Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please.
491
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,440
OK. Computer, could you lose
two wrong answers, please?
492
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,160
OK. Computer, could you lose
two wrong answers, please?
493
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,560
Oh! OK.
I'm gonna have to back my old mate.
494
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh! OK.
I'm gonna have to back my old mate.
495
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,320
Oh! OK.
I'm gonna have to back my old mate.
496
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,360
We're gonna go with D, Nice.
497
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:36,640
We're gonna go with D, Nice.
498
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,440
And that's my final answer.
499
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,640
And that's my final answer.
500
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,080
Mm.
501
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,720
The right answer.
502
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760
Oh. Tom! Tom-Tom.
503
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,400
Oh. Tom! Tom-Tom.
504
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,000
APPLAUSE
505
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,040
Nice and, er...
Oosh.
506
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,560
Nice and, er...
Oosh.
507
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Nice and Italy are that far apart.
508
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:55,880
Nice and Italy are that far apart.
509
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,920
Oh. Yeah, Toulouse is miles away,
on the... Oh, here we are.
510
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,520
Oh. Yeah, Toulouse is miles away,
on the... Oh, here we are.
511
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,560
We've got the info.
30km, that's all it is...
512
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,480
We've got the info.
30km, that's all it is...
513
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,880
..from the Italian border.
514
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920
Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200,
and Toulouse is, well,
515
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,960
Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200,
and Toulouse is, well,
516
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,280
Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200,
and Toulouse is, well,
517
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,320
way down to the southwest,
near the Pyrenees, closer to Spain.
518
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,160
way down to the southwest,
near the Pyrenees, closer to Spain.
519
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh. So, now, look,
here's the situation, Joe.
520
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:15,760
Oh. So, now, look,
here's the situation, Joe.
521
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,240
You're sitting
at £32,000.Mm.
522
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:19,560
You're sitting
at £32,000.Mm.
523
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,120
Your next question's
worth 64.
524
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,160
Mm.
You've no lifelines left.
525
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,440
Mm.
You've no lifelines left.
526
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,280
It doesn't matter.
527
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,680
It does matter,
it would be great
528
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,720
but if you get it wrong,
you don't lose a penny.
529
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,000
but if you get it wrong,
you don't lose a penny.
530
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,440
It's huge. So, let's...
531
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,480
So, we can have a look
at this question,
532
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:31,760
So, we can have a look
at this question,
533
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,880
can we not, risk-free?
534
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,920
JOE EXHALES HEAVILY
Here we go.
535
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,160
JOE EXHALES HEAVILY
Here we go.
536
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,680
This is good. This is good.
537
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,400
This is good. This is good.
538
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,440
Have you had a DEXA scan?
I should imagine so.
539
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,080
Have you had a DEXA scan?
I should imagine so.
540
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,880
I've had several.
541
00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,120
I've had several.
542
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,520
It was always the breakdown
543
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560
of how much muscle you've got
compared to fat compared to bone.
544
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,600
of how much muscle you've got
compared to fat compared to bone.
545
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:04,840
of how much muscle you've got
compared to fat compared to bone.
546
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,160
So, I'm gonna give it a go,
547
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,200
and I'm gonna go with B,
bone density.
548
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:10,840
and I'm gonna go with B,
bone density.
549
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,880
Final answer.
550
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,760
And the correct answer.
551
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,000
And the correct answer.
552
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,040
I knew. I knew.
553
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,640
I knew. I knew.
554
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,680
APPLAUSE
Oh!
555
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,080
APPLAUSE
Oh!
556
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,120
Yes, indeed.
Look at you, £64,000.
557
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,280
Yes, indeed.
Look at you, £64,000.
558
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,360
JOE BLOWS
559
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,400
This is £125,000
you get
560
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,200
This is £125,000
you get
561
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,240
if you get this one right,
that's six-figure money.
562
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,120
if you get this one right,
that's six-figure money.
563
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,160
Charity's gonna fall over backwards
with that, hopefully.
564
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,120
Charity's gonna fall over backwards
with that, hopefully.
565
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,680
So, here we go.
566
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,480
This is
your question, Joe.
567
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,160
I wouldn't even know
how to try and work it out.
568
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,280
I wouldn't even know
how to try and work it out.
569
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,440
I love my sport.
I love a bit of tennis...
570
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,880
I love my sport.
I love a bit of tennis...
571
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,720
but I'm not a hardcore fan of it
572
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,720
and I wouldn't be able
to work this one out.
573
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,960
REPEATS QUESTION
574
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,880
I'm gonna have to...
HE LAUGHS
575
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,440
I'm gonna have to...
HE LAUGHS
576
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,960
I want to leave.
577
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,920
LAUGHTER
578
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960
I want to leave immediately,
if not sooner.
579
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,040
I want to leave immediately,
if not sooner.
580
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,080
So, you have to say to me...
581
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:33,520
So, you have to say to me...
582
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,560
I want to leave immediately,
if not sooner.
583
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,360
I want to leave immediately,
if not sooner.
584
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,000
Final answer.
Right.
585
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,040
Well, what that means, Joe,
586
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,320
Well, what that means, Joe,
587
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,360
is you are leaving here
for your charity
588
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,080
is you are leaving here
for your charity
589
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,120
with £64,000.
590
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:45,720
with £64,000.
591
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,200
Thank you.
Really good work.
592
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,960
Really good work.
It's huge.
593
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,320
But...
594
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,360
I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit
more pain on proceedings,
595
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,880
I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit
more pain on proceedings,
596
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,440
if I may.
Mm.
597
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,200
What would you have said?
598
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,240
I'd have probably said A,
Pete Sampras.
599
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,160
I'd have probably said A,
Pete Sampras.
600
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,200
Cos the other three were so prolific
in their domination,
601
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,240
Cos the other three were so prolific
in their domination,
602
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,000
Cos the other three were so prolific
in their domination,
603
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,040
and I don't actually wanna know
the answer, so, all the best.
604
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,760
and I don't actually wanna know
the answer, so, all the best.
605
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Annoyingly for you,
I'm gonna tell you.Great.
606
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,080
Annoyingly for you,
I'm gonna tell you.Great.
607
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,760
If you'd have said Pete Sampras,
608
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,800
you'd now be leaving here
with £32,000.
609
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840
you'd now be leaving here
with £32,000.
610
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,280
you'd now be leaving here
with £32,000.
611
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,600
The wrong answer.
Yes!
612
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640
The correct answer is Rafael Nadal.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah.
613
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,120
The correct answer is Rafael Nadal.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah.
614
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,360
Nadal won it twice.
615
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,760
APPLAUSE
616
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,800
2008, 2010. I thought he'd won it
more than that.
617
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,240
2008, 2010. I thought he'd won it
more than that.
618
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280
Anyway, Sampras seven times,
obviously Federer eight times,
619
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,360
Anyway, Sampras seven times,
obviously Federer eight times,
620
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,760
and Djokovic seven times.
621
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800
But, listen, you are leaving
with £64,000, as I said.
622
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,480
But, listen, you are leaving
with £64,000, as I said.
623
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,520
Thank you, mate. And it has been
great fun having you here.
624
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:38,920
Thank you, mate. And it has been
great fun having you here.
625
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,960
Ladies and gentlemen, what a man,
what a contender, Joe Marler.
626
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,440
Ladies and gentlemen, what a man,
what a contender, Joe Marler.
627
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
628
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,560
Thanks, mate. That was
a lot harder than I thought.
629
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,320
Thanks, mate. That was
a lot harder than I thought.
630
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,200
Good craic, that one.
631
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,840
Thank you, mate.
Take care, cheers.
632
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,640
OK, it's time to take a break.
633
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:58,920
OK, it's time to take a break.
634
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960
We'll be back in a few moments.
See you then.
635
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,240
We'll be back in a few moments.
See you then.
636
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280
APPLAUSE
637
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:03,840
APPLAUSE
638
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400
APPLAUSE
639
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,280
APPLAUSE
640
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,360
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
641
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
642
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:18,920
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
643
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
Now, our next contestant
is a comedian, writer,
644
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,040
Now, our next contestant
is a comedian, writer,
645
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,080
and presenter who appeared
on The Masked Singer
646
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,080
and presenter who appeared
on The Masked Singer
647
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,720
as a massive pigeon.
648
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,840
Maybe something for Millionaire
to consider in future,
649
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,320
Maybe something for Millionaire
to consider in future,
650
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360
but for now,
please welcome Katherine Ryan.
651
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,600
but for now,
please welcome Katherine Ryan.
652
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
653
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:35,840
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
654
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,560
Hello, hello.
655
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,600
Hi. How are you? Are you well?
Yes. So far so good.
656
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640
Hi. How are you? Are you well?
Yes. So far so good.
657
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:42,960
Hi. How are you? Are you well?
Yes. So far so good.
658
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Good. Excellent.
There's your seat. And here's mine.
659
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,520
Good. Excellent.
There's your seat. And here's mine.
660
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,560
Nervous?
HIGH-PITCHED:Yes.
661
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,080
Nervous?
HIGH-PITCHED:Yes.
662
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,120
Squeakily voice nervous.
663
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,400
Squeakily voice nervous.
664
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,440
Yes, because I... I know
that it's fun to play at home,
665
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,240
Yes, because I... I know
that it's fun to play at home,
666
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,280
but I had a baby six weeks ago,
667
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:56,560
but I had a baby six weeks ago,
668
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,600
and I'm panicked that
I haven't slept enough
669
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:58,880
and I'm panicked that
I haven't slept enough
670
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,200
in the lead up to today.
671
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,720
You won't have slept at all.
672
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,760
No, I haven't slept in four years,
Mr Clarkson. Let's do it.
673
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,080
No, I haven't slept in four years,
Mr Clarkson. Let's do it.
674
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,520
Fine by me. Do you know the rules,
675
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,320
or would you like me
to talk you through them?
676
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,280
I would love for you
to talk me through them.
677
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,160
OK.But I know them,
but it would just be nice.
678
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,200
15 questions. Get 'em right,
you win a million quid. That's it.
679
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,560
15 questions. Get 'em right,
you win a million quid. That's it.
680
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,600
OK.
681
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,640
Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
682
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,040
Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
683
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
684
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,920
Here we go.
Some settlers to start with.
685
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960
This is for £100.
Yep.
686
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,160
This is for £100.
Yep.
687
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,760
There was loads
in my pencil case growing up.
688
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,040
There was loads
in my pencil case growing up.
689
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,800
Lots of contraband.
690
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,200
What didn't I have in there?
691
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,240
But in this case it's D, ruler.
Final answer.
692
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280
But in this case it's D, ruler.
Final answer.
693
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,840
But in this case it's D, ruler.
Final answer.
694
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,880
And the right answer.
So that's £100.
695
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,120
And the right answer.
So that's £100.
696
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800
Right, this is for £200.
Yeah.
697
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,080
Right, this is for £200.
Yeah.
698
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Do you know the key
to being a billionaire?
699
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,320
Do you know the key
to being a billionaire?
700
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,400
Forget millionaire.
Mm.
701
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,440
You need a garage.
702
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,080
You need a garage.
703
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,120
Cos a lot of these startups
were in people's garages.
704
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Cos a lot of these startups
were in people's garages.
705
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,800
Do you say "ga-ridge"?
706
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,840
We understand
what you mean by "ga-raj".
707
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,360
We understand
what you mean by "ga-raj".
708
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,920
Good. Then...
709
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960
Although we do say garage. Yeah.
Do you? "Ga-rash." A "ga-rash".
710
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,960
Although we do say garage. Yeah.
Do you? "Ga-rash." A "ga-rash".
711
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
I think in this country it's mostly
sheds where things are invented.
712
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,120
I think in this country it's mostly
sheds where things are invented.
713
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,160
Well, you're not building
an empire in a shed, I'm afraid.
714
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:39,960
Well, you're not building
an empire in a shed, I'm afraid.
715
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,240
You will need a "ga-rash".
716
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,720
Like Steve Jobs and his friends had
717
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,520
Like Steve Jobs and his friends had
718
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,560
when they founded Apple, C,
that is my final answer.
719
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,120
when they founded Apple, C,
that is my final answer.
720
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,160
And the right answer. Correct.
721
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,400
And the right answer. Correct.
722
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,840
APPLAUSE
723
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,880
This is for £300.
724
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,120
This is for £300.
725
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200
It is B, bird. Final answer.
726
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,720
It is B, bird. Final answer.
727
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,760
Absolutely right. That's £300.
728
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,160
Absolutely right. That's £300.
729
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,200
APPLAUSE
And now...
730
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:12,440
APPLAUSE
And now...
731
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,640
This is your question for £500.
732
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:15,840
This is your question for £500.
733
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,920
D, chorus. Final answer.
734
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960
And the right answer. £500.
735
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,200
And the right answer. £500.
736
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,600
APPLAUSE
737
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,760
This is your last chance
to go away with nothing.
738
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,080
This is your last chance
to go away with nothing.
739
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,120
This is your £1,000
safety net question.
740
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,120
This is your £1,000
safety net question.
741
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,240
OK.
742
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,320
The formidable British Red Cross
is for humanitarian aid, C.
743
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360
The formidable British Red Cross
is for humanitarian aid, C.
744
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,680
The formidable British Red Cross
is for humanitarian aid, C.
745
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,280
Final answer.
746
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320
And of course. The right answer.
So, there we are.
747
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:07,640
And of course. The right answer.
So, there we are.
748
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,600
You've made it
to your first safety net. Yay!
749
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,640
I did it! Thank you.
750
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,320
I did it! Thank you.
751
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,360
You have done it, but of course
you've won nothing at all,
752
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,400
You have done it, but of course
you've won nothing at all,
753
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,440
not a single penny, because you
are giving your winnings to charity.
754
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,480
not a single penny, because you
are giving your winnings to charity.
755
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:19,960
not a single penny, because you
are giving your winnings to charity.
756
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
And which charity is that?
757
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:22,520
And which charity is that?
758
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,560
I really think small charities
are especially impactful.
759
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,760
I really think small charities
are especially impactful.
760
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760
And my favourite charity is WHISK.
761
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
It's Women Health
And Information Support Centre.
762
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,680
It's Women Health
And Information Support Centre.
763
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,720
It's for women
in and around Liverpool
764
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,040
It's for women
in and around Liverpool
765
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,080
to help them and their families
to have better lives.
766
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:35,400
to help them and their families
to have better lives.
767
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,440
OK, well, let's hope you win them
a lot of money.
768
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:37,720
OK, well, let's hope you win them
a lot of money.
769
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,600
APPLAUSE
770
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,720
And we're gonna start
with this simple question.
771
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,760
Would you like
to set your safety net at £2,000?
772
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,840
Would you like
to set your safety net at £2,000?
773
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,240
No, I would not.
774
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Righty-ho, here is your question.
775
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:48,520
Righty-ho, here is your question.
776
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Oh, well, a Balkan is probably
someone from, like, the Baltics.
777
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,640
Oh, well, a Balkan is probably
someone from, like, the Baltics.
778
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,360
Oh, well, a Balkan is probably
someone from, like, the Baltics.
779
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600
And a Levantine sounds like a cake.
780
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,560
And a Levantine sounds like a cake.
781
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600
LAUGHTER
Iberian, I don't know.
782
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:20,960
LAUGHTER
Iberian, I don't know.
783
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Antipodean sounds to me
784
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,440
Antipodean sounds to me
785
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,480
like it means
opposite side of the world.
786
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:26,720
like it means
opposite side of the world.
787
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,360
I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C
without using any lifelines
788
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400
I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C
without using any lifelines
789
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440
I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C
without using any lifelines
790
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,480
because it just seems
like it makes so much sense.
791
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:37,760
because it just seems
like it makes so much sense.
792
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,000
C is my final answer.
793
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,480
Is the correct answer.
Well done. Yes.
794
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,720
Is the correct answer.
Well done. Yes.
795
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,880
That was risky.
796
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,920
That was wild.
797
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,200
That was wild.
798
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,240
It literally means,
apparently, opposite plus foot.
799
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:50,880
It literally means,
apparently, opposite plus foot.
800
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,920
You're there, though. £2,000.
801
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,880
You're there, though. £2,000.
802
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920
What subject matter
would you hate to see coming up?
803
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960
What subject matter
would you hate to see coming up?
804
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,760
What subject matter
would you hate to see coming up?
805
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800
Geography.
Geography, yeah, we've done that.
806
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,680
Geography.
Geography, yeah, we've done that.
807
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,280
So, what would you like to see?
808
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,320
I really like celebrity pop culture.
I like...
809
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,160
I really like celebrity pop culture.
I like...
810
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,200
Oh, yeah, Kardash...
You're a big Kardashian fan.
811
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,360
Oh, yeah, Kardash...
You're a big Kardashian fan.
812
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,400
I do like them.
Do you like the Kardashians, Mr...?
813
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,800
I do like them.
Do you like the Kardashians, Mr...?
814
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,680
No.
LAUGHTER
815
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,720
Well, actually, that's not fair.
I might like them.
816
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,000
Well, actually, that's not fair.
I might like them.
817
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,640
I've just simply never seen them,
818
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,520
and I wouldn't recognise
any of them.
819
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,280
You would have a lot
in common with Kendall.
820
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,720
She loves classic cars.
821
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,080
OK.
822
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,120
And she... she has a "ga-rash"
full of them.
823
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:26,800
And she... she has a "ga-rash"
full of them.
824
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,320
Garage.
825
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,360
Yeah, you would like her.
OK, now, safety net at £4,000?
826
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200
Yeah, you would like her.
OK, now, safety net at £4,000?
827
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240
I would not like
to set my safety net at 4,000.
828
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:34,560
I would not like
to set my safety net at 4,000.
829
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600
Good for you. You've still got
all your lifelines remaining.
830
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:36,880
Good for you. You've still got
all your lifelines remaining.
831
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,360
And here comes the question.
832
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,600
I have four children
that I know of, and...
833
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,520
I have four children
that I know of, and...
834
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,320
LAUGHTER
835
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,360
I have seen all of these movies
hundreds of times.
836
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,320
I have seen all of these movies
hundreds of times.
837
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,360
And I know that the answer
is Despicable Me, A, final answer.
838
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,400
And I know that the answer
is Despicable Me, A, final answer.
839
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,120
And I know that the answer
is Despicable Me, A, final answer.
840
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,320
You do know. You're absolutely
right. Well done. Yes.
841
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,080
You do know. You're absolutely
right. Well done. Yes.
842
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,680
APPLAUSE
843
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,960
Right, now, safety net at 8,000?
844
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,240
Right, now, safety net at 8,000?
845
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,280
No, thank you.
Could be the Kardashians.
846
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,560
No, thank you.
Could be the Kardashians.
847
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Let's see.
848
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,480
Oh!
849
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,520
I was hoping when it popped up,
I would know.
850
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,480
I was hoping when it popped up,
I would know.
851
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,520
And I really think it's Swatch,
but I don't wear a watch.
852
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,560
And I really think it's Swatch,
but I don't wear a watch.
853
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600
And I really think it's Swatch,
but I don't wear a watch.
854
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:48,920
And I really think it's Swatch,
but I don't wear a watch.
855
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960
So, I think the best thing to do
is to ask the audience.
856
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
So, I think the best thing to do
is to ask the audience.
857
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:53,560
So, I think the best thing to do
is to ask the audience.
858
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600
OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
859
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,440
OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.
860
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,480
Here comes the question.
861
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:58,720
Here comes the question.
862
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,760
REPEATS QUESTION
863
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,400
REPEATS QUESTION
864
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,760
And if you'd all vote now, please.
865
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Just look at your watch.
Right, oh, look at that.
866
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,280
Just look at your watch.
Right, oh, look at that.
867
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,320
96% have gone for Swatch,
868
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,160
96% have gone for Swatch,
869
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,680
3% for Seiko,
870
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,720
1% for Casio,
871
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,000
1% for Casio,
872
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,040
and then zero for Timex.
873
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,120
and then zero for Timex.
874
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,160
All right.
Um, I respect the audience.
875
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,360
All right.
Um, I respect the audience.
876
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400
I believe they're the kind
of people who can tell time,
877
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,920
I believe they're the kind
of people who can tell time,
878
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960
and I think the answer
must be B, Swatch, final answer.
879
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
and I think the answer
must be B, Swatch, final answer.
880
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:40,440
and I think the answer
must be B, Swatch, final answer.
881
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,480
And well done, audience,
and well done, you.
882
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,040
And well done, audience,
and well done, you.
883
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,520
That is the right answer.
884
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,440
APPLAUSE
885
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,880
Now, would you like
to set your safety net at 16,000?
886
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,840
Now, would you like
to set your safety net at 16,000?
887
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
No, thank you.
Righty-ho, here's the question.
888
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,560
No, thank you.
Righty-ho, here's the question.
889
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,080
Um, one of my many children
is a 16-year-old young woman,
890
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,120
Um, one of my many children
is a 16-year-old young woman,
891
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,080
Um, one of my many children
is a 16-year-old young woman,
892
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,120
and we have attended
all of these concerts.
893
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,680
and we have attended
all of these concerts.
894
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,720
I feel very confident that
895
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,960
I feel very confident that
896
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
the answer is A, Sabrina Carpenter,
final answer.
897
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,640
the answer is A, Sabrina Carpenter,
final answer.
898
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
I'm delighted to tell you
that is the right answer.
899
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,480
I'm delighted to tell you
that is the right answer.
900
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,840
APPLAUSE
901
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440
So, do you wanna set
your safety net at 32,000?
902
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,000
So, do you wanna set
your safety net at 32,000?
903
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040
Well, I don't want to jinx myself,
but I...
904
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,520
Well, I don't want to jinx myself,
but I...
905
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560
I will tell you that £32,000
would have been the most
906
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,320
I will tell you that £32,000
would have been the most
907
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,360
I have ever won
for my brilliant charity WHISK.
908
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,160
I have ever won
for my brilliant charity WHISK.
909
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,600
And I think it would be sensible
910
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,640
to set my safety net
at 32,000, please.
911
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,320
to set my safety net
at 32,000, please.
912
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360
OK. Computer, could you set
the second safety net, please,
913
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,640
OK. Computer, could you set
the second safety net, please,
914
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,520
at £32,000?
915
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,760
That's that done. Now, of course,
we've got to get you there.Yeah.
916
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,680
That's that done. Now, of course,
we've got to get you there.Yeah.
917
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,920
And this is the question.
918
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,200
Ooh.
919
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,800
I really don't think
that it's Baileys.
920
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,760
I really don't think
that it's Baileys.
921
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880
I really don't think
that it's Aperol.
922
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,240
I really don't think
that it's Aperol.
923
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,840
It's going to be,
I think, Campari or Pimm's.
924
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,840
It's going to be,
I think, Campari or Pimm's.
925
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920
I think the best lifeline to use
926
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960
I think the best lifeline to use
927
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,640
I think the best lifeline to use
928
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,680
is 50/50, please.
929
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,040
is 50/50, please.
930
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,080
Okey-doke. Can we take away
two wrong answers, please?
931
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,920
Okey-doke. Can we take away
two wrong answers, please?
932
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen
lifelines, um...
933
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,760
Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen
lifelines, um...
934
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,600
Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen
lifelines, um...
935
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760
That I... I don't think
they will know the answer,
936
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,040
That I... I don't think
they will know the answer,
937
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,080
so I'm hoping that you do.
938
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:05,360
so I'm hoping that you do.
939
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400
Mr Jeremy Clarkson, officially,
will you tell me which one to pick?
940
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,440
Mr Jeremy Clarkson, officially,
will you tell me which one to pick?
941
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,480
Yeah, now I can stop pulling
a poker face.OK.
942
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,240
Yeah, now I can stop pulling
a poker face.OK.
943
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Because here's what I think.
944
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,040
Because here's what I think.
945
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,800
I actually can't visualise
the Campari.
946
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,840
I'm a massive alcoholic,
just so you know.Great.
947
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,440
I'm a massive alcoholic,
just so you know.Great.
948
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,760
LAUGHTER
949
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800
I'm fairly confident
Pimm's is written
950
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,800
I'm fairly confident
Pimm's is written
951
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,120
in bold red capital letters.
952
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,160
Whether or not it's got
a golden crown above it,
953
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,560
Whether or not it's got
a golden crown above it,
954
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,960
I don't know, but it's...
955
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
They are definitely
white background,
956
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,360
They are definitely
white background,
957
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,200
Pimm's, number one,
gin, number two,
958
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,000
vodka, number three,
whatever they all are.
959
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040
But Pimm's
is in bold red capital letters.
960
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080
But Pimm's
is in bold red capital letters.
961
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:39,360
But Pimm's
is in bold red capital letters.
962
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400
So that's my final answer.
963
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,760
So that's my final answer.
964
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680
Well...
965
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,720
Um, I will trust
your gentle nudging
966
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Um, I will trust
your gentle nudging
967
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
and choose Pimm's, C,
as my final answer, please.
968
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,040
and choose Pimm's, C,
as my final answer, please.
969
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,600
Well, I hope I'm right.
970
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,640
Computer, could you reveal
the correct answer?
971
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:57,880
Computer, could you reveal
the correct answer?
972
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,160
Yay!
Yes, well, good.
973
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,760
Right, so...
974
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,440
So, there we are, magnificent.
975
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,480
If you'll just excuse me
for a moment,
976
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,840
If you'll just excuse me
for a moment,
977
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,440
because it's time to take a break.
978
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,480
We'll be back in a few minutes.
See you then.
979
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:15,760
We'll be back in a few minutes.
See you then.
980
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,200
APPLAUSE
981
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400
APPLAUSE
982
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:24,600
APPLAUSE
983
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
984
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,680
Welcome back to a celebrity edition
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
985
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,440
We're here with Katherine Ryan.
986
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,480
She is on £32,000,
which is your safety net.
987
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,880
She is on £32,000,
which is your safety net.
988
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,160
Yes.
989
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200
And that means
you have a free shot at £64,000,
990
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,320
And that means
you have a free shot at £64,000,
991
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360
and you still have
a lifeline remaining.
992
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,360
and you still have
a lifeline remaining.
993
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400
So that's good.
Here is the question.
994
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,360
So that's good.
Here is the question.
995
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600
I don't believe
that it's England and France.
996
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,200
I don't believe
that it's England and France.
997
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240
Cos I live in England,
it's in the news a lot.
998
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,240
Cos I live in England,
it's in the news a lot.
999
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Um... I don't know the distance
between China and Taiwan.
1000
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,280
Um... I don't know the distance
between China and Taiwan.
1001
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,320
Uh...
1002
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840
Sarah Palin infamously said
1003
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,880
Sarah Palin infamously said
1004
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,600
Sarah Palin infamously said
1005
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,640
during her
Vice Presidential campaign
1006
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,440
during her
Vice Presidential campaign
1007
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480
that she could see Russia.
1008
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:35,760
that she could see Russia.
1009
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800
And I think at, in some points
of Alaska, maybe you can,
1010
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,400
And I think at, in some points
of Alaska, maybe you can,
1011
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,520
or she's nuts.
1012
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040
Um, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
1013
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,280
Um, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
1014
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,320
Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe.
1015
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,360
Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe.
1016
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,680
Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe.
1017
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,720
I feel like it's China and Taiwan,
but I don't know.
1018
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760
I feel like it's China and Taiwan,
but I don't know.
1019
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,920
I feel like it's China and Taiwan,
but I don't know.
1020
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,160
And I almost never do this,
1021
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,200
And I almost never do this,
1022
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:58,880
And I almost never do this,
1023
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920
but I would like to ask my husband.
LAUGHTER
1024
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,800
but I would like to ask my husband.
LAUGHTER
1025
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,840
OK. What's his name?
His name's Bobby.
1026
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,480
OK. What's his name?
His name's Bobby.
1027
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,520
Bobby. Can we call Bobby, please?
DIAL TONE
1028
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,080
Bobby. Can we call Bobby, please?
DIAL TONE
1029
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,040
Is this gonna be embarrassing
for you?
1030
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080
I don't think so.
I think you'll get on.
1031
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:11,480
I don't think so.
I think you'll get on.
1032
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,280
Hello?
Hi, Bobby.
1033
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,360
Hi there.
1034
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,400
Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
1035
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,960
Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
1036
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,520
Oh, nice to see you.
1037
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Yes, now, Katherine's here,
as I'm sure you know.
1038
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,120
Yes, now, Katherine's here,
as I'm sure you know.
1039
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,200
And she needs your help.
1040
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,240
Right, now, Katherine,
here's how it works.
1041
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:27,680
Right, now, Katherine,
here's how it works.
1042
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,040
Mm-hm.
1043
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,080
In a minute, I'll hand it
over to you. 30 seconds.
1044
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,440
In a minute, I'll hand it
over to you. 30 seconds.
1045
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,480
It's no time at all
to ask that quite long question,
1046
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,040
It's no time at all
to ask that quite long question,
1047
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,800
and the four possible answers
1048
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,840
leaving your husband
enough time to have a think.
1049
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,320
leaving your husband
enough time to have a think.
1050
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,360
So, are you ready?
I'm ready.
1051
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:41,640
So, are you ready?
I'm ready.
1052
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,680
Your time starts now.
1053
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:43,920
Your time starts now.
1054
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,920
It's geography.
1055
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,960
READS QUESTION
1056
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,200
READS QUESTION
1057
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Um, it's not France and England.
1058
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:09,840
Um, it's not France and England.
1059
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,880
Um, I'm leaning towards Scotland
and Northern Ireland.
1060
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,240
Um, I'm leaning towards Scotland
and Northern Ireland.
1061
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,960
Uh...
Do you know anything about China?
1062
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,360
LAUGHTER
1063
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,800
Urgh...
1064
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,840
I'm trying to picture
Scotland and Northern Ireland...
1065
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,520
I'm trying to picture
Scotland and Northern Ireland...
1066
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,760
..and think if I believe
they're 12 miles apart.
1067
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,960
..and think if I believe
they're 12 miles apart.
1068
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,920
Let me think about...
1069
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,520
..the psychology of the person
making the questions.
1070
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,600
..the psychology of the person
making the questions.
1071
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,640
OK.
1072
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,160
OK.
1073
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,200
Would they be most likely...
1074
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,560
Would they be most likely...
1075
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600
to give me an answer that was local
1076
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,600
to give me an answer that was local
1077
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,360
or a Taiwanese answer?
1078
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Who knows?
1079
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,160
Do you mean specifically you?
1080
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,960
The show.
Or this show?
1081
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Is this available in China?
1082
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Is this available in China?
1083
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400
I don't think this show
is available in China. No.
1084
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:57,640
I don't think this show
is available in China. No.
1085
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,240
Based on that and my husband's
knowledge of geography...
1086
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,280
Based on that and my husband's
knowledge of geography...
1087
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,240
Based on that and my husband's
knowledge of geography...
1088
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,560
..I'm going to guess Scotland
and Northern Ireland,
1089
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,520
..I'm going to guess Scotland
and Northern Ireland,
1090
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,720
D, final answer.
1091
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400
Oh, you wanna know the answer?
Yeah.
1092
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440
The right answer!
Ah!
1093
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:19,760
The right answer!
Ah!
1094
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,240
Yes, well done.
Yeah.
1095
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,880
Always so clever.
1096
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Mull of Kintyre to Antrim
is only 12 miles.
1097
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,640
Mull of Kintyre to Antrim
is only 12 miles.
1098
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680
France, 21 miles.
1099
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,400
France, 21 miles.
1100
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440
China to Taiwan is 100 miles,
1101
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,200
China to Taiwan is 100 miles,
1102
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,240
and Russia to...
across the Bering Strait to Alaska,
1103
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,200
and Russia to...
across the Bering Strait to Alaska,
1104
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,200
51 miles.
1105
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,240
So, Sarah Palin's
got unbelievable eyesight.
1106
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:42,920
So, Sarah Palin's
got unbelievable eyesight.
1107
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,120
Particularly as I think
she lives in Juneau,
1108
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,160
which is another three or 400 miles
along the coast.
1109
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:48,720
which is another three or 400 miles
along the coast.
1110
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,760
She can see round the curvature
of the Earth.
1111
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,480
She can see round the curvature
of the Earth.
1112
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,520
And you didn't vote for her.
Amazing.
1113
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:54,840
And you didn't vote for her.
Amazing.
1114
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,880
I'm not sure she thinks it's round.
That's the key.
1115
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,920
I'm not sure she thinks it's round.
That's the key.
1116
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,640
LAUGHTER
Oh. That's good.
1117
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Anyway, listen, this is
unbelievably good news, Katherine.
1118
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,720
Anyway, listen, this is
unbelievably good news, Katherine.
1119
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,520
Yes.
Cos you're now on £64,000.
1120
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,640
You've no lifelines left.
1121
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,680
But hey, you might...
This could be on the Kardashians.
1122
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,280
But hey, you might...
This could be on the Kardashians.
1123
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,320
It could be on something
that you absolutely know about.
1124
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,320
It could be on something
that you absolutely know about.
1125
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,320
It could be. Shall we have a look
at this question,
1126
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360
which is worth £125,000?
SHE GASPS
1127
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,160
which is worth £125,000?
SHE GASPS
1128
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,440
Can you imagine?
1129
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,480
Six figures. Here we go.
1130
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:19,680
Six figures. Here we go.
1131
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,080
So, if I get it wrong,
I lose £32,000?
1132
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,120
So, if I get it wrong,
I lose £32,000?
1133
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,680
So, if I get it wrong,
I lose £32,000?
1134
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,720
That is exactly where you are. Yes.
1135
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,680
That is exactly where you are. Yes.
1136
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,720
But I really think it's Giselle.
1137
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,160
But I really think it's Giselle.
1138
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,480
OK. Shall I tell you why I think
it's Giselle? Yes, please.
1139
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,520
OK. Shall I tell you why I think
it's Giselle? Yes, please.
1140
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:55,800
OK. Shall I tell you why I think
it's Giselle? Yes, please.
1141
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,320
So, I... I love ballet.
1142
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,360
I've seen Swan Lake. Um...
1143
00:38:59,400 --> 00:38:59,720
I've seen Swan Lake. Um...
1144
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480
I have also seen the Black Swan
starring Natalie Portman.
1145
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,920
I have also seen the Black Swan
starring Natalie Portman.
1146
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,320
Um... And I just think it's Giselle.
1147
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,120
Um... And I just think it's Giselle.
1148
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,160
OK.
But I'm not, I...
1149
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:12,480
OK.
But I'm not, I...
1150
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,520
I don't think I'm willing
to risk £32,000 for my charity.
1151
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,560
I don't think I'm willing
to risk £32,000 for my charity.
1152
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,240
I don't think I'm willing
to risk £32,000 for my charity.
1153
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,280
And I know there'll be
ballet aficionados at home
1154
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,800
And I know there'll be
ballet aficionados at home
1155
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,840
who are like, "Giselle, Giselle!"
But I just...
1156
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,120
who are like, "Giselle, Giselle!"
But I just...
1157
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,800
I'm not sure enough.
1158
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,840
So I would like to please
go home now.
1159
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,600
So I would like to please
go home now.
1160
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,640
Final answer?
Final answer. I'm out.
1161
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Final answer?
Final answer. I'm out.
1162
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,800
OK.
1163
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,840
What it means, of course,
is, Katherine Ryan...Yes.
1164
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,320
What it means, of course,
is, Katherine Ryan...Yes.
1165
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,360
You are taking away from here
for your charity £64,000.
1166
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400
You are taking away from here
for your charity £64,000.
1167
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,400
You are taking away from here
for your charity £64,000.
1168
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440
So... It is unbelievable.
Thank you so much.
1169
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,680
So... It is unbelievable.
Thank you so much.
1170
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1171
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800
If I may,
would you have said Giselle then?
1172
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,320
If I may,
would you have said Giselle then?
1173
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,360
If you'd have decided to go for it?
1174
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,040
If you'd have decided to go for it?
1175
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,960
I would have said Giselle.
OK.
1176
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Now, if you'd have said Giselle...
1177
00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,240
Now, if you'd have said Giselle...
1178
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,720
you'd now have 32,000.
1179
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,760
Oh, it was wrong? Is it Odette?
It was wrong.
1180
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,440
Oh, it was wrong? Is it Odette?
It was wrong.
1181
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,040
That was very, very fortunate.
1182
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,080
The correct answer
is in fact Odette.Oh.
1183
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,360
The correct answer
is in fact Odette.Oh.
1184
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,720
Thank goodness, see.
1185
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,760
Yeah, that is a proper
thank goodness moment.
1186
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,080
Yeah, that is a proper
thank goodness moment.
1187
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,120
Listen, that's just
been brilliant fun having you here.
1188
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,440
Listen, that's just
been brilliant fun having you here.
1189
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,480
Great, I'm so glad.
It really has.
1190
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:15,800
Great, I'm so glad.
It really has.
1191
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,840
Ladies and gentlemen,
Katherine Ryan.Thank you so much.
1192
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,280
Ladies and gentlemen,
Katherine Ryan.Thank you so much.
1193
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1194
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Thank you. So appreciative.
1195
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,080
Thank you. So appreciative.
1196
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,120
Hope they enjoy it.
I hope they make good use of it.
1197
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,360
Hope they enjoy it.
I hope they make good use of it.
1198
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,840
OK.
1199
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,160
OK.
1200
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,200
Now, our next contestant
is a former Coronation Street star,
1201
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,240
Now, our next contestant
is a former Coronation Street star,
1202
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,560
Now, our next contestant
is a former Coronation Street star,
1203
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,600
but now she's not spending her weeks
having arguments in a pretend pub,
1204
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,440
but now she's not spending her weeks
having arguments in a pretend pub,
1205
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,280
she's free to join us here.
1206
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320
So, please welcome
Channique Sterling-Brown.
1207
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:46,840
So, please welcome
Channique Sterling-Brown.
1208
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880
Hello.
Hi, Jeremy. Good to see you.
1209
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,400
Hello.
Hi, Jeremy. Good to see you.
1210
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Lovely to meet you. There you are.
Thank you.
1211
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,800
Lovely to meet you. There you are.
Thank you.
1212
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,080
Now then...
1213
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,120
Nervous?
1214
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,160
A bit, but I'm excited.
Oh, good.
1215
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,480
A bit, but I'm excited.
Oh, good.
1216
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,520
Slightly bad news, we're gonna
run out of time quite quickly.
1217
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,320
Slightly bad news, we're gonna
run out of time quite quickly.
1218
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,360
I know. So, rather than chitchat,
first things first.
1219
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,240
I know. So, rather than chitchat,
first things first.
1220
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,200
What charity is it
that you're supporting?
1221
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,600
I'm playing for two charities.
1222
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640
I'm playing for Tearfund,
who are a Christian charity
1223
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,240
I'm playing for Tearfund,
who are a Christian charity
1224
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280
who support communities around
the world through the local church.
1225
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,000
who support communities around
the world through the local church.
1226
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,040
And I'm also playing for my
local church, Manchester Vineyard.
1227
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,120
And I'm also playing for my
local church, Manchester Vineyard.
1228
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,040
Excellent. Well, I hope
you do very well. Now...
1229
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,440
APPLAUSE
1230
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,400
When the klaxon goes,
that'll be it.
1231
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440
Wherever you've got to
is what you're taking away.
1232
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,720
Sounds good.
Faster we go...
1233
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,480
Let's do it.
More money for your charities.
1234
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,520
So, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
1235
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,080
So, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
1236
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,000
APPLAUSE
1237
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,720
£100 question.
1238
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,880
I'm gonna go with A,
pull it from a hat. Final answer.
1239
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,320
I'm gonna go with A,
pull it from a hat. Final answer.
1240
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,160
Correct answer.
1241
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,200
APPLAUSE
This, then, is for £200.
1242
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:02,640
APPLAUSE
This, then, is for £200.
1243
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,960
Tis the season.
1244
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
So, A, cranberry sauce,
final answer.
1245
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:19,760
So, A, cranberry sauce,
final answer.
1246
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
Absolutely right, £200.
1247
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,080
Absolutely right, £200.
1248
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,520
APPLAUSE,
SHE LAUGHS
1249
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,400
Thank you, guys.
1250
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,440
This is for £300.
1251
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:27,640
This is for £300.
1252
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,680
C, luxury train. Final answer.
1253
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,080
C, luxury train. Final answer.
1254
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,120
Correct answer. £300.
1255
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,360
Correct answer. £300.
1256
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,760
APPLAUSE
1257
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800
I quite like this speed playing.
It's good fun.
1258
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,400
I quite like this speed playing.
It's good fun.
1259
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,440
Oh, it's good, it's good.
Right, now, £500.
1260
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,520
Oh, it's good, it's good.
Right, now, £500.
1261
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,760
Here's the question.
1262
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I'm gonna go with C, spoon.
Final... Wait.
1263
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,720
I'm gonna go with C, spoon.
Final... Wait.
1264
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080
Yes, C, C, spoon.
Final answer, surely.
1265
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,600
Yes, C, C, spoon.
Final answer, surely.
1266
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,640
Well, I've never heard
of a slotted spoon,
1267
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,160
Well, I've never heard
of a slotted spoon,
1268
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,360
but it's the right answer.
1269
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,440
OK, good.
1270
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,440
SHE LAUGHS
Thank God for that.
1271
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,480
I'm absolutely with you on that.
I thought, "What the..."
1272
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,040
I'm absolutely with you on that.
I thought, "What the..."
1273
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,080
I did get unsure with slotted.
Throwing me off.
1274
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:29,400
I did get unsure with slotted.
Throwing me off.
1275
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,440
No, exactly, I saw...
Yeah, but, you know, slightly weird.
1276
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:31,880
No, exactly, I saw...
Yeah, but, you know, slightly weird.
1277
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,600
I would have soup
rather than slotted.
1278
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,640
But, anyway, this is it.
£1,000 safety net question.
1279
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,600
But, anyway, this is it.
£1,000 safety net question.
1280
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Oh, classic. D, Penguin.
Final answer.
1281
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,320
Oh, classic. D, Penguin.
Final answer.
1282
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,400
Bang on. £1,000.
1283
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,560
APPLAUSE
1284
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,480
Right, yes, yes, yes.
Music finishes.
1285
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,240
Right, yes, yes, yes.
Music finishes.
1286
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280
And now I'm gonna say, would you
like to set your safety net
1287
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,200
And now I'm gonna say, would you
like to set your safety net
1288
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,720
at £2,000?
1289
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,440
No, I'm gonna play on, thank you.
1290
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,480
Okey-doke, Channique,
here comes your question.
1291
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:09,720
Okey-doke, Channique,
here comes your question.
1292
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,040
I'm going with D, touch,
final answer.
1293
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,480
I'm going with D, touch,
final answer.
1294
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520
We say that's right.
Well done. That's £2,000.
1295
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,480
We say that's right.
Well done. That's £2,000.
1296
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,400
APPLAUSE
1297
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,440
Would you like to set
your safety net at £4,000?
1298
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,800
Would you like to set
your safety net at £4,000?
1299
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,280
No. Let's keep going.
1300
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,160
All right.
Go, just... All we got.
1301
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,480
Here's the question.
1302
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,560
All great songs, but I'm going
for B, A Whole New World.
1303
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,200
All great songs, but I'm going
for B, A Whole New World.
1304
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,680
Final answer.
1305
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,720
Correct answer, £4,000.
1306
00:44:59,760 --> 00:44:59,960
Correct answer, £4,000.
1307
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,680
APPLAUSE
1308
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Right, safety net at £8,000?
No, thank you.
1309
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,320
Right, safety net at £8,000?
No, thank you.
1310
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,960
Let's keep going.
Here's the question.
1311
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,760
D, Pokemon. Final answer.
1312
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,440
D, Pokemon. Final answer.
1313
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,480
Correct answer.
You're gonna get to a million.
1314
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:28,720
Correct answer.
You're gonna get to a million.
1315
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,640
OK, right, now...
KLAXON
1316
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,880
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
1317
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920
No, no, no, I'm convinced
you would've made a million.
1318
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,520
No, no, no, I'm convinced
you would've made a million.
1319
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,080
Oh, I could've tried.
1320
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,120
I'd bet you any money
you'd have done unbelievably well.
1321
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:42,400
I'd bet you any money
you'd have done unbelievably well.
1322
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,640
Would you bet me any money?
1323
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,680
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
1324
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,040
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
1325
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,480
Figure of speech.
1326
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,520
No, look, that was really,
really well done.
1327
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,200
No, look, that was really,
really well done.
1328
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,240
Fantastically well done, actually.
1329
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,280
And it means you are leaving here,
Channique, with £8,000.
1330
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,320
And it means you are leaving here,
Channique, with £8,000.
1331
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:56,600
And it means you are leaving here,
Channique, with £8,000.
1332
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640
That's fantastic.
1333
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680
Ladies and gentlemen,
Channique Sterling-Brown.
1334
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,520
Ladies and gentlemen,
Channique Sterling-Brown.
1335
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,520
Thank you.
1336
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,560
OK, that's all
we've got time for here.
1337
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,600
But we will be back very soon.
Take care. Good night.
1338
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,640
But we will be back very soon.
Take care. Good night.
1339
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,680
APPLAUSE
1340
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,680
APPLAUSE
1341
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,680
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