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Thank you very much. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,000 Hello and welcome 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,040 to a festive edition of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,040 to a festive edition of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,080 It's like Millionaire, except it's on at Christmas. 10 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,800 It's like Millionaire, except it's on at Christmas. 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,120 And that's it. 12 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,880 So, our first contestant 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,920 is a former rugby player and star of The Celebrity Traitors. 14 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,960 is a former rugby player and star of The Celebrity Traitors. 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,120 is a former rugby player and star of The Celebrity Traitors. 16 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,160 So, I wonder who his Phone A Friend's gonna be. 17 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,160 So, I wonder who his Phone A Friend's gonna be. 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,920 Probably not Alan Carr. 19 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Let's find out, as we welcome Joe Marler! 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,160 Let's find out, as we welcome Joe Marler! 21 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Here he comes. 22 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Here he comes. 23 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 24 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:54,760 SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 25 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,520 You're nearly wearing long trousers. 26 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,080 It's a first. I was gonna say...It's a first. 27 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:01,560 It's a first. I was gonna say...It's a first. 28 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,400 ..I've never seen that before. JOE SIGHS 29 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,440 Right, so, you're Joe Marler, of course. 30 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,160 Right, so, you're Joe Marler, of course. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,200 Before we get cracking, I was a massive fan of Traitors, 32 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:08,840 Before we get cracking, I was a massive fan of Traitors, 33 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,880 and I'm sure there are many others here. 34 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,200 and I'm sure there are many others here. 35 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,240 How did you work out, when nobody else did, 36 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,240 How did you work out, when nobody else did, 37 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,200 who the guilty parties were? 38 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,240 Yeah, I... Watching it back with my wife, 39 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:19,560 Yeah, I... Watching it back with my wife, 40 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,600 she was like, "It's so obvious that it was Alan Carr." 41 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,000 she was like, "It's so obvious that it was Alan Carr." 42 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,040 I went, "That's cos you've just been told who the Traitors are. 43 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,800 I went, "That's cos you've just been told who the Traitors are. 44 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,000 "It was harder in there." 45 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,040 She was like, "Why did you keep getting it wrong until the end?" 46 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:29,760 She was like, "Why did you keep getting it wrong until the end?" 47 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,720 Never would've got Cat. I was in love with Cat. 48 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,920 I think that's the problem. 49 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,440 So was I, mate. Right up until the end. 50 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,480 Well, let's find out if you're as good at this as you were at that. 51 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,520 Well, let's find out if you're as good at this as you were at that. 52 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:38,840 Well, let's find out if you're as good at this as you were at that. 53 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,840 Yeah. You know the rules, don't you? 54 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,880 Answer the question, right? Yeah, pretty much. 55 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Answer the question, right? Yeah, pretty much. 56 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:44,960 That's it. That's it. 57 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,720 Everybody knows what's gonna happen. 58 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,680 So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 59 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,160 APPLAUSE 60 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,880 Right. First question. 61 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,440 Right. First question. 62 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 £100. Here it comes. 63 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:58,600 £100. Here it comes. 64 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,760 I don't actually know who JM Barrie is, 65 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,160 I don't actually know who JM Barrie is, 66 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,200 but I'm gonna go with B, Peter Pan, 67 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,880 but I'm gonna go with B, Peter Pan, 68 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,920 cos he's the one that didn't grow up. 69 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:22,400 cos he's the one that didn't grow up. 70 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,840 Final answer? Final answer. 71 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,880 And the right answer, yes, indeed. APPLAUSE 72 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,480 And the right answer, yes, indeed. APPLAUSE 73 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,280 Right, now this is for £200. 74 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,120 Right, now this is for £200. 75 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,840 OK, this is naughty because you're putting questions to me 76 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,240 OK, this is naughty because you're putting questions to me 77 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,280 that don't make any sense until I see the answers. 78 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,160 that don't make any sense until I see the answers. 79 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,200 Erm, but I'm gonna go with C, WhatsApp. Final answer. 80 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,240 Erm, but I'm gonna go with C, WhatsApp. Final answer. 81 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:00,560 Erm, but I'm gonna go with C, WhatsApp. Final answer. 82 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,600 And the right answer. £200. Very good. 83 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,440 And the right answer. £200. Very good. 84 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,480 APPLAUSE 85 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:05,840 APPLAUSE 86 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,880 This is for £300. 87 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,840 This is for £300. 88 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,200 I'm gonna go with A, toadstool. Final answer. 89 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,240 I'm gonna go with A, toadstool. Final answer. 90 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:25,520 I'm gonna go with A, toadstool. Final answer. 91 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,200 And the right answer. That's £300. 92 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,240 APPLAUSE So, this is for £500. 93 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,280 APPLAUSE So, this is for £500. 94 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 APPLAUSE So, this is for £500. 95 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,640 I'm not a big scarf man. 96 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,040 I'm not a big scarf man. 97 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,080 Er, boa feather... boa... 98 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,840 Er, boa feather... boa... 99 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,880 JOE SMACKS HIS LIPS I'm gonna have to... 100 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,600 JOE SMACKS HIS LIPS I'm gonna have to... 101 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,960 ..use a lifeline on this one. 102 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,200 ..use a lifeline on this one. 103 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,240 It's happened before. 104 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:01,520 It's happened before. 105 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,560 I'm gonna put some faith in the audience to help me with this one. 106 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,600 I'm gonna put some faith in the audience to help me with this one. 107 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,080 I'm gonna put some faith in the audience to help me with this one. 108 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,600 I'm gonna ask the audience, please. 109 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,640 OK, audience, on your keypads, please. 110 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,440 OK, audience, on your keypads, please. 111 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,320 This is the question. 112 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,320 And if you'd all vote now, please. 113 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:20,520 And if you'd all vote now, please. 114 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,280 93% have gone for Boa 115 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,160 and then almost nothing at all 116 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,840 for any of the others. 117 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,560 A boa scarf? 118 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,160 Is that a thing? 119 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,880 I know 93% of the audience 120 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,120 that think it is, but... 121 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,600 LAUGHTER 122 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,800 What do you wanna do, then? 123 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,880 Trust yourself 124 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,760 with your massive rugby background? 125 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,480 Or the audience? LAUGHTER 126 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,640 I'm gonna have faith in the audience, 127 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:55,920 I'm gonna have faith in the audience, 128 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,960 and I'm gonna go with D, Boa. 129 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,200 and I'm gonna go with D, Boa. 130 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,520 Final answer. 131 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,560 And the right answer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 132 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,600 And the right answer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 133 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,640 And the right answer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 134 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,960 APPLAUSE 135 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,480 Excuse... Well done, fine. 136 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,520 I can't... I can't actually turn back round now. 137 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,240 I can't... I can't actually turn back round now. 138 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,160 It does happen, yes. You're gonna get stuck. 139 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,200 Anyway, we're now at £500. 140 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,400 Anyway, we're now at £500. 141 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,600 And this is your last chance 142 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,880 to go away with nothing, Joe. 143 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,920 This is your £1,000 safety net question. 144 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:20,600 This is your £1,000 safety net question. 145 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,640 Great. 146 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,080 Here it comes. 147 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,480 I think I know this one. 148 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,520 I'm gonna... I like an "us", I like an "us" word. 149 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,920 I'm gonna... I like an "us", I like an "us" word. 150 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,960 Do you like "us" words? Mm, I love an "us". Pus. 151 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,360 Do you like "us" words? Mm, I love an "us". Pus. 152 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,520 LAUGHTER 153 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,560 It's gonna... It's C, census. Final answer. 154 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,520 It's gonna... It's C, census. Final answer. 155 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,600 It is. You're absolutely right. 156 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,120 And you've made it to your first base. 157 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,160 Brilliant. Yes, mate. Thank you. We got there. 158 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,720 Brilliant. Yes, mate. Thank you. We got there. 159 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,840 We got there. 160 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Can't use them any more. Oh. 161 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:03,200 Can't use them any more. Oh. 162 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,240 Course, it's not your money, though, is it, this £1,000? 163 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:05,960 Course, it's not your money, though, is it, this £1,000? 164 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,760 Who are you giving it to? Which charity? 165 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Charity is CALM, Campaign Against Living Miserably. 166 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:10,600 Charity is CALM, Campaign Against Living Miserably. 167 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,640 They're a suicide-prevention charity 168 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:12,920 They're a suicide-prevention charity 169 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,600 that I do a lot of work with. 170 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,280 Brilliant. That's a good one. 171 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,320 Seems to be coming from my new world of farming. 172 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,360 Seems to be coming from my new world of farming. 173 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,400 Yes. Yeah. Oh, well, I really hope you do well with that one. 174 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,640 Yes. Yeah. Oh, well, I really hope you do well with that one. 175 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,880 Fingers crossed. 176 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,920 Let's get cracking, though, shall we? 177 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:26,560 Let's get cracking, though, shall we? 178 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,640 Do you wanna set 179 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,520 your safety net at £2,000? 180 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,560 No, I'm gonna back myself. 181 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,320 Course you are. Not at 2,000. 182 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,720 You're gonna be all right here. 183 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,480 Let's have a look at the question, shall we? 184 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,760 I'm gonna go with B, transporting water. 185 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,800 I'm gonna go with B, transporting water. 186 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,080 I'm gonna go with B, transporting water. 187 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,720 Final answer. 188 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,520 The right answer. Well done. £2,000. 189 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,560 The right answer. Well done. £2,000. 190 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:02,880 The right answer. Well done. £2,000. 191 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,920 APPLAUSE 192 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,200 APPLAUSE 193 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,240 So, do you wanna set your safety net at £4,000? 194 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,480 So, do you wanna set your safety net at £4,000? 195 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,280 No, thank you, Jeremy. 196 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,040 Right, here comes the question. 197 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein cos I think I've been to Cornwall. 198 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,040 I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein cos I think I've been to Cornwall. 199 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,880 I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein cos I think I've been to Cornwall. 200 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,720 JEREMY SNORTS 201 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,760 And I think there's a restaurant down there called Stein's. 202 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,520 And I think there's a restaurant down there called Stein's. 203 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,640 Yeah, I'll go with A, Rick Stein. Final answer. 204 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,400 Yeah, I'll go with A, Rick Stein. Final answer. 205 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,440 There's actually 257,000 restaurants down there called Stein 206 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,480 There's actually 257,000 restaurants down there called Stein 207 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,200 There's actually 257,000 restaurants down there called Stein 208 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,000 because that is the right answer. 209 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,160 Yes. Rick Stein. 210 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,200 APPLAUSE 211 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:55,440 APPLAUSE 212 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,480 Yeah. 213 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:57,840 Yeah. 214 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,880 He opened a seafood restaurant in Padstow in 1975, 215 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:00,360 He opened a seafood restaurant in Padstow in 1975, 216 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 and then he opened the other 275,000 in the subsequent years. 217 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,440 and then he opened the other 275,000 in the subsequent years. 218 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:04,680 and then he opened the other 275,000 in the subsequent years. 219 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,880 Right. Good. 220 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:08,160 Right. Good. 221 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,640 What subjects are you hoping crop up? 222 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,160 Where do you think, "I know that."? 223 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,840 Denzel Washington films. AUDIENCE TITTERS 224 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,440 Denzel Washington films. AUDIENCE TITTERS 225 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,720 If... Specifically? 226 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,880 American Gangster, then, you'd be happy? 227 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,920 Do the next eight questions all on Denzel Washington films. 228 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,680 Do the next eight questions all on Denzel Washington films. 229 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,720 All right, we'll come back to that in a minute. 230 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:26,040 All right, we'll come back to that in a minute. 231 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,080 For now, though, we're gonna get back to the actual game.OK, great. 232 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:28,880 For now, though, we're gonna get back to the actual game.OK, great. 233 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,920 This would be hilarious if it was a Denzel Washington question. 234 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,720 This would be hilarious if it was a Denzel Washington question. 235 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,760 That really would be hilarious. Let's have a look, shall we? 236 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 That really would be hilarious. Let's have a look, shall we? 237 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,160 That really would be hilarious. Let's have a look, shall we? 238 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,280 Safety net at 8,000? 239 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,680 No. No safety net, please. 240 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,720 All right. Here is the question. 241 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,400 All right. Here is the question. 242 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,080 I... I think I'm gonna need them again out there. 243 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:02,640 I... I think I'm gonna need them again out there. 244 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,280 You've got 'em. 245 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,160 {\an8}Do you know, the funny thing is 246 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,200 {\an8}they send down the actual... phonetically, 247 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,880 {\an8}they send down the actual... phonetically, 248 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,920 {\an8}and it... God, it panics me cos, you know, 249 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,400 {\an8}and it... God, it panics me cos, you know, 250 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,000 {\an8}if you could see what I can see here, 251 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,040 {\an8}the phonetic pronunciation of these, I think, "I can't say those." 252 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,000 {\an8}the phonetic pronunciation of these, I think, "I can't say those." 253 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,040 Then you look at the words, it's like, "bon chons", 254 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:20,960 Then you look at the words, it's like, "bon chons", 255 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 "C-H-O-N-S", and I know what bonne chance is. 256 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,640 "C-H-O-N-S", and I know what bonne chance is. 257 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,680 So, bonne chance... feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr, 258 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720 So, bonne chance... feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr, 259 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,760 So, bonne chance... feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr, 260 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,040 So, bonne chance... feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr, 261 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,080 and then buon compleanno. 262 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:32,480 and then buon compleanno. 263 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,520 Bonne chance, I think, is good luck. 264 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,080 Bonne chance, I think, is good luck. 265 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,120 "Fruez nuez yar" is frozen yoghurt (!) 266 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,160 "Fruez nuez yar" is frozen yoghurt (!) 267 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,400 "Fruez nuez yar" is frozen yoghurt (!) 268 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,360 LAUGHTER 269 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,400 And buon compleanno is a nice compliment in... 270 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,440 And buon compleanno is a nice compliment in... 271 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,000 And buon compleanno is a nice compliment in... 272 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,520 ..Spanish (!) 273 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,560 So, because of the song... 274 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,120 So, because of the song... 275 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,160 # Feliz navidad, da-da-da Feliz navidad... # 276 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,200 # Feliz navidad, da-da-da Feliz navidad... # 277 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:58,520 # Feliz navidad, da-da-da Feliz navidad... # 278 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,920 ..I'm gonna go with B, feliz navidad. 279 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,200 ..I'm gonna go with B, feliz navidad. 280 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,120 Final answer. 281 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,160 Well, your working out was frankly all over the place. 282 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,680 Well, your working out was frankly all over the place. 283 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,320 LAUGHTER 284 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,360 But your answer was correct, so well done. 285 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:11,760 But your answer was correct, so well done. 286 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,760 That is perfect. APPLAUSE 287 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,280 It's, erm... 288 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,120 Feliz navidad is happy Christmas in Spanish. 289 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:19,720 Feliz navidad is happy Christmas in Spanish. 290 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,760 Bonne chance, as you say, is good luck in French. 291 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,080 Bonne chance, as you say, is good luck in French. 292 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 The "fro new yar" is happy New Year in German. 293 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,200 The "fro new yar" is happy New Year in German. 294 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,240 Not frozen yogurt (?) No, it's weirdly... It's not. 295 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,680 Not frozen yogurt (?) No, it's weirdly... It's not. 296 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,720 And then buon compleanno is happy birthday. 297 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,960 And then buon compleanno is happy birthday. 298 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,680 Ah. In Italian. 299 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,920 Ah, I was close. 300 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,640 So, you were all over the shop, 301 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,120 but here we are at £8,000. 302 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,160 And now we have to take a break. 303 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,800 And now we have to take a break. 304 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,560 But we will be back in a few moments. 305 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,600 See you then. APPLAUSE 306 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,640 See you then. APPLAUSE 307 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:46,960 See you then. APPLAUSE 308 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,400 APPLAUSE 309 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,280 APPLAUSE 310 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,280 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 311 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,560 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 312 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,000 We're here with Joe Marler. 313 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,480 He's on, er... Where are you? 314 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,640 £8,000. 315 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,640 Still have three lifelines left. 316 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,280 Good spot. Do you want to set 317 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,840 your safety net at 16,000? 318 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,280 No, I'm gonna back myself. 319 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,400 I've got three lifelines. 320 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440 You have. Let's go with it. 321 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,720 No, thank you. 322 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,760 All right, mate. Here we go. This is the question. 323 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,000 All right, mate. Here we go. This is the question. 324 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,640 Do any of them have Denzel Washington in them? 325 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:36,960 Do any of them have Denzel Washington in them? 326 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 As soon as I saw films, like, the speed at which I'm reading this, 327 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,800 As soon as I saw films, like, the speed at which I'm reading this, 328 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,840 I went, "Which of these films Denzel Washington was in?" 329 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880 I went, "Which of these films Denzel Washington was in?" 330 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,920 LAUGHTER And then the rest of it. 331 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,160 LAUGHTER And then the rest of it. 332 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,200 I think I'm gonna ask... JOE LAUGHS 333 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:49,520 I think I'm gonna ask... JOE LAUGHS 334 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,360 I think I'm gonna ask you... 335 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,400 OK...actually, Jeremy, if you don't mind? 336 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,000 OK...actually, Jeremy, if you don't mind? 337 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,040 No, no, that's what I'm here for. Oh, great. Yeah. 338 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:56,680 No, no, that's what I'm here for. Oh, great. Yeah. 339 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,720 So, here's what I think. 340 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,000 So, here's what I think. 341 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,840 Now, what I normally do at this point is go, 342 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,520 "I'm really sorry, I don't know." 343 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,560 However, on this occasion... I'm not sure I don't know. 344 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,600 However, on this occasion... I'm not sure I don't know. 345 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,200 However, on this occasion... I'm not sure I don't know. 346 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,800 LAUGHTER 347 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,840 And I'll tell you for why. I wouldn't be able to say... 348 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,880 And I'll tell you for why. I wouldn't be able to say... 349 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,160 And I'll tell you for why. I wouldn't be able to say... 350 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,600 I mean, if somebody had told me, 351 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,640 "The Post and Lincoln and Bridge of Spies 352 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:16,960 "The Post and Lincoln and Bridge of Spies 353 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 "were directed by Steven Spielberg," I'd go, "Really?" 354 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,800 "were directed by Steven Spielberg," I'd go, "Really?" 355 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,360 But I'm pretty confident 356 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400 The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg. 357 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,120 The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg. 358 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,080 I think it was your man, 359 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,120 little short man... Scorsese, and not Spielberg. 360 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,160 little short man... Scorsese, and not Spielberg. 361 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,280 little short man... Scorsese, and not Spielberg. 362 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,320 The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg. 363 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,520 The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg. 364 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,560 Mm. And that is my final answer. 365 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,320 Mm. And that is my final answer. 366 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,400 JOE EXHALES HEAVILY 367 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,440 That's about as firm as I ever get. I... I actually knew the answer. 368 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,480 That's about as firm as I ever get. I... I actually knew the answer. 369 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:47,800 That's about as firm as I ever get. I... I actually knew the answer. 370 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,840 LAUGHTER 371 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,000 LAUGHTER 372 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,040 I just wanted to pretend that we were down the pub together. 373 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,960 I just wanted to pretend that we were down the pub together. 374 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,680 LAUGHTER 375 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,720 So we're gonna go with C, The Irishman. 376 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,480 So we're gonna go with C, The Irishman. 377 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,840 Final answer. 378 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960 All right, computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please? 379 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,920 All right, computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please? 380 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,760 {\an8}Thank God for that. You knew, of course, it was. 381 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,920 {\an8}Thank God for that. You knew, of course, it was. 382 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,960 Right, yeah, The Irishman in 2019 was Scorsese, 383 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,680 Right, yeah, The Irishman in 2019 was Scorsese, 384 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,360 but it doesn't really matter 385 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,400 cos you're now at £16,000, 386 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:22,920 cos you're now at £16,000, 387 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,960 which is tremendous. 388 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,200 which is tremendous. 389 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,000 Still got two lifelines remaining. 390 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,440 So, do you wanna set 391 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,240 your safety net at 32,000? 392 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,480 I think I'm gonna set 393 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,400 the safety net at 32,000. 394 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,680 Right, can we do that? 395 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,160 Can we set the second safety net, 396 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,720 please, at £32,000? 397 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,360 Here we go. Here is the question. 398 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,320 Here we go. Here is the question. 399 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,800 Italian border? 400 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840 I honestly haven't got a clue to try and even work it out. 401 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,880 I honestly haven't got a clue to try and even work it out. 402 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,200 I honestly haven't got a clue to try and even work it out. 403 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Nice, I actually thought was in Greece. 404 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:05,520 Nice, I actually thought was in Greece. 405 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,560 LAUGHTER 406 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,040 LAUGHTER 407 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,080 So I'm gonna have to phone a friend, please. All right. 408 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:10,920 So I'm gonna have to phone a friend, please. All right. 409 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,320 JOE CLEARS HIS THROAT 410 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,360 Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host. I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call. 411 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host. I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call. 412 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,000 Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host. I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call. 413 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,040 All right, can we call Tom, please? 414 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,320 All right, can we call Tom, please? 415 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,360 It says here he's a sport man. DIAL TONE 416 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:21,680 It says here he's a sport man. DIAL TONE 417 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,720 Sport journalist. Yeah, sport writer. He should know. 418 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,640 Sport journalist. Yeah, sport writer. He should know. 419 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,680 DIAL TONE STOPS 420 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:26,920 DIAL TONE STOPS 421 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,160 TOM:'Hello?' 422 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,200 Hi. Tom? 'Yes.' 423 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:30,520 Hi. Tom? 'Yes.' 424 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,560 Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 425 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,560 Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 426 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,360 Erm...'Right.' Yeah. Hi there. 427 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,400 Now, we've got Joe here, and he's murdered me. 428 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,160 Now, we've got Joe here, and he's murdered me. 429 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,200 'Oh.' No, sorry, wrong show. 430 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:40,520 'Oh.' No, sorry, wrong show. 431 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,560 We've got Joe here, and he needs your help. That's what it is. 432 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600 We've got Joe here, and he needs your help. That's what it is. 433 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,640 Can I first of all check that you've got someone from our team there, 434 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,320 Can I first of all check that you've got someone from our team there, 435 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,360 making sure you're not online? 436 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:48,600 making sure you're not online? 437 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,960 'Yes, I have indeed.' 438 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Good, good. Right, Joe, here's how it works. 439 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,480 Good, good. Right, Joe, here's how it works. 440 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,520 In a sec, I'm gonna hand it over to you. 441 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:55,840 In a sec, I'm gonna hand it over to you. 442 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,880 You've got 30 seconds, which is no time at all, 443 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,600 You've got 30 seconds, which is no time at all, 444 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,640 to read out that question and the four possible answers, 445 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,480 to read out that question and the four possible answers, 446 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,440 leaving Tom enough time to have a think. 447 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,480 So, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 448 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:05,920 So, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 449 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Your time starts now. 450 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,160 Your time starts now. 451 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,360 'Right, knock off Bordeaux. Knock off Dijon. 452 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400 'Right, knock off Bordeaux. Knock off Dijon. 453 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,200 'Right, knock off Bordeaux. Knock off Dijon. 454 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240 'It is either Toulouse or Nice. 455 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280 'It is either Toulouse or Nice. 456 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,560 'It is either Toulouse or Nice. 457 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,600 'I'm pretty sure that it's Nice, Joe.' 458 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,920 'I'm pretty sure that it's Nice, Joe.' 459 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,080 Five seconds. 460 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,040 'Cos a lot of bike riders live around there, 461 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,080 'and they'll cycle into Italy to get the best coffee.' 462 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:38,400 'and they'll cycle into Italy to get the best coffee.' 463 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,360 TIME-OUT BUZZER 464 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,120 "Get the best coffee." 465 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,160 Slightly random sort of working out but... there we are. 466 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,200 Slightly random sort of working out but... there we are. 467 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,560 Slightly random sort of working out but... there we are. 468 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,600 He was more confident with Nice, wasn't he? 469 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,000 He was more confident with Nice, wasn't he? 470 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640 Situation is, let me just remind you, 471 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,440 Situation is, let me just remind you, 472 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,480 get it wrong, you lose £15,000. 473 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:56,760 get it wrong, you lose £15,000. 474 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800 Get it right, you make it to 32,000, that's your safety net. 475 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,840 Get it right, you make it to 32,000, that's your safety net. 476 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,160 Get it right, you make it to 32,000, that's your safety net. 477 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,640 And from there, you have nothing to lose. 478 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680 You can answer the £64,000 question... and lose nothing. 479 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,720 You can answer the £64,000 question... and lose nothing. 480 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,760 But if I use... And you still have a 50/50 lifeline. 481 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,120 But if I use... And you still have a 50/50 lifeline. 482 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,160 But I know what'll happen - I'll use the 50/50, 483 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,480 But I know what'll happen - I'll use the 50/50, 484 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,520 it'll knock off Bordeaux and knock off Dijon, and it will just... 485 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,200 it'll knock off Bordeaux and knock off Dijon, and it will just... 486 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,240 Captain pessimist. LAUGHTER 487 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:17,480 Captain pessimist. LAUGHTER 488 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,520 I'm gonna have to... Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please. 489 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,560 I'm gonna have to... Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please. 490 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,400 I'm gonna have to... Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please. 491 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,440 OK. Computer, could you lose two wrong answers, please? 492 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,160 OK. Computer, could you lose two wrong answers, please? 493 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,560 Oh! OK. I'm gonna have to back my old mate. 494 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,600 Oh! OK. I'm gonna have to back my old mate. 495 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,320 Oh! OK. I'm gonna have to back my old mate. 496 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,360 We're gonna go with D, Nice. 497 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:36,640 We're gonna go with D, Nice. 498 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,440 And that's my final answer. 499 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,640 And that's my final answer. 500 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,080 Mm. 501 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,720 The right answer. 502 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760 Oh. Tom! Tom-Tom. 503 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,400 Oh. Tom! Tom-Tom. 504 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,000 APPLAUSE 505 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,040 Nice and, er... Oosh. 506 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,560 Nice and, er... Oosh. 507 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600 Nice and Italy are that far apart. 508 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:55,880 Nice and Italy are that far apart. 509 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,920 Oh. Yeah, Toulouse is miles away, on the... Oh, here we are. 510 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,520 Oh. Yeah, Toulouse is miles away, on the... Oh, here we are. 511 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,560 We've got the info. 30km, that's all it is... 512 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,480 We've got the info. 30km, that's all it is... 513 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,880 ..from the Italian border. 514 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920 Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200, and Toulouse is, well, 515 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,960 Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200, and Toulouse is, well, 516 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,280 Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200, and Toulouse is, well, 517 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,320 way down to the southwest, near the Pyrenees, closer to Spain. 518 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,160 way down to the southwest, near the Pyrenees, closer to Spain. 519 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,200 Oh. So, now, look, here's the situation, Joe. 520 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:15,760 Oh. So, now, look, here's the situation, Joe. 521 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,240 You're sitting at £32,000.Mm. 522 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:19,560 You're sitting at £32,000.Mm. 523 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,120 Your next question's worth 64. 524 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,160 Mm. You've no lifelines left. 525 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,440 Mm. You've no lifelines left. 526 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,280 It doesn't matter. 527 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,680 It does matter, it would be great 528 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,720 but if you get it wrong, you don't lose a penny. 529 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,000 but if you get it wrong, you don't lose a penny. 530 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,440 It's huge. So, let's... 531 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,480 So, we can have a look at this question, 532 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:31,760 So, we can have a look at this question, 533 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,880 can we not, risk-free? 534 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,920 JOE EXHALES HEAVILY Here we go. 535 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,160 JOE EXHALES HEAVILY Here we go. 536 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,680 This is good. This is good. 537 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,400 This is good. This is good. 538 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,440 Have you had a DEXA scan? I should imagine so. 539 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,080 Have you had a DEXA scan? I should imagine so. 540 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,880 I've had several. 541 00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,120 I've had several. 542 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,520 It was always the breakdown 543 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560 of how much muscle you've got compared to fat compared to bone. 544 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,600 of how much muscle you've got compared to fat compared to bone. 545 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:04,840 of how much muscle you've got compared to fat compared to bone. 546 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,160 So, I'm gonna give it a go, 547 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,200 and I'm gonna go with B, bone density. 548 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:10,840 and I'm gonna go with B, bone density. 549 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,880 Final answer. 550 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,760 And the correct answer. 551 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,000 And the correct answer. 552 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,040 I knew. I knew. 553 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,640 I knew. I knew. 554 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,680 APPLAUSE Oh! 555 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,080 APPLAUSE Oh! 556 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,120 Yes, indeed. Look at you, £64,000. 557 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,280 Yes, indeed. Look at you, £64,000. 558 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,360 JOE BLOWS 559 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,400 This is £125,000 you get 560 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,200 This is £125,000 you get 561 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,240 if you get this one right, that's six-figure money. 562 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,120 if you get this one right, that's six-figure money. 563 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,160 Charity's gonna fall over backwards with that, hopefully. 564 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,120 Charity's gonna fall over backwards with that, hopefully. 565 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,680 So, here we go. 566 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,480 This is your question, Joe. 567 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,160 I wouldn't even know how to try and work it out. 568 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,280 I wouldn't even know how to try and work it out. 569 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,440 I love my sport. I love a bit of tennis... 570 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,880 I love my sport. I love a bit of tennis... 571 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,720 but I'm not a hardcore fan of it 572 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,720 and I wouldn't be able to work this one out. 573 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,960 REPEATS QUESTION 574 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,880 I'm gonna have to... HE LAUGHS 575 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,440 I'm gonna have to... HE LAUGHS 576 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,960 I want to leave. 577 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,920 LAUGHTER 578 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960 I want to leave immediately, if not sooner. 579 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,040 I want to leave immediately, if not sooner. 580 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,080 So, you have to say to me... 581 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:33,520 So, you have to say to me... 582 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,560 I want to leave immediately, if not sooner. 583 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,360 I want to leave immediately, if not sooner. 584 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,000 Final answer. Right. 585 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,040 Well, what that means, Joe, 586 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,320 Well, what that means, Joe, 587 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,360 is you are leaving here for your charity 588 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,080 is you are leaving here for your charity 589 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,120 with £64,000. 590 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:45,720 with £64,000. 591 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,200 Thank you. Really good work. 592 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,960 Really good work. It's huge. 593 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,320 But... 594 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,360 I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit more pain on proceedings, 595 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,880 I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit more pain on proceedings, 596 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,440 if I may. Mm. 597 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,200 What would you have said? 598 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,240 I'd have probably said A, Pete Sampras. 599 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,160 I'd have probably said A, Pete Sampras. 600 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,200 Cos the other three were so prolific in their domination, 601 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,240 Cos the other three were so prolific in their domination, 602 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,000 Cos the other three were so prolific in their domination, 603 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,040 and I don't actually wanna know the answer, so, all the best. 604 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,760 and I don't actually wanna know the answer, so, all the best. 605 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,800 Annoyingly for you, I'm gonna tell you.Great. 606 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,080 Annoyingly for you, I'm gonna tell you.Great. 607 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,760 If you'd have said Pete Sampras, 608 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,800 you'd now be leaving here with £32,000. 609 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840 you'd now be leaving here with £32,000. 610 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,280 you'd now be leaving here with £32,000. 611 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,600 The wrong answer. Yes! 612 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640 The correct answer is Rafael Nadal. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah. 613 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,120 The correct answer is Rafael Nadal. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah. 614 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,360 Nadal won it twice. 615 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,760 APPLAUSE 616 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,800 2008, 2010. I thought he'd won it more than that. 617 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,240 2008, 2010. I thought he'd won it more than that. 618 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Anyway, Sampras seven times, obviously Federer eight times, 619 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,360 Anyway, Sampras seven times, obviously Federer eight times, 620 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,760 and Djokovic seven times. 621 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800 But, listen, you are leaving with £64,000, as I said. 622 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,480 But, listen, you are leaving with £64,000, as I said. 623 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,520 Thank you, mate. And it has been great fun having you here. 624 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:38,920 Thank you, mate. And it has been great fun having you here. 625 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,960 Ladies and gentlemen, what a man, what a contender, Joe Marler. 626 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,440 Ladies and gentlemen, what a man, what a contender, Joe Marler. 627 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 628 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Thanks, mate. That was a lot harder than I thought. 629 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,320 Thanks, mate. That was a lot harder than I thought. 630 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,200 Good craic, that one. 631 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,840 Thank you, mate. Take care, cheers. 632 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,640 OK, it's time to take a break. 633 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:58,920 OK, it's time to take a break. 634 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960 We'll be back in a few moments. See you then. 635 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,240 We'll be back in a few moments. See you then. 636 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280 APPLAUSE 637 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:03,840 APPLAUSE 638 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400 APPLAUSE 639 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,280 APPLAUSE 640 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,360 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 641 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 642 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:18,920 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 643 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960 Now, our next contestant is a comedian, writer, 644 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,040 Now, our next contestant is a comedian, writer, 645 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,080 and presenter who appeared on The Masked Singer 646 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,080 and presenter who appeared on The Masked Singer 647 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,720 as a massive pigeon. 648 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,840 Maybe something for Millionaire to consider in future, 649 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,320 Maybe something for Millionaire to consider in future, 650 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360 but for now, please welcome Katherine Ryan. 651 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,600 but for now, please welcome Katherine Ryan. 652 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 653 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:35,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 654 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,560 Hello, hello. 655 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,600 Hi. How are you? Are you well? Yes. So far so good. 656 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640 Hi. How are you? Are you well? Yes. So far so good. 657 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:42,960 Hi. How are you? Are you well? Yes. So far so good. 658 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Good. Excellent. There's your seat. And here's mine. 659 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,520 Good. Excellent. There's your seat. And here's mine. 660 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,560 Nervous? HIGH-PITCHED:Yes. 661 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,080 Nervous? HIGH-PITCHED:Yes. 662 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,120 Squeakily voice nervous. 663 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,400 Squeakily voice nervous. 664 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,440 Yes, because I... I know that it's fun to play at home, 665 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,240 Yes, because I... I know that it's fun to play at home, 666 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,280 but I had a baby six weeks ago, 667 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:56,560 but I had a baby six weeks ago, 668 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,600 and I'm panicked that I haven't slept enough 669 00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:58,880 and I'm panicked that I haven't slept enough 670 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,200 in the lead up to today. 671 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,720 You won't have slept at all. 672 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,760 No, I haven't slept in four years, Mr Clarkson. Let's do it. 673 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,080 No, I haven't slept in four years, Mr Clarkson. Let's do it. 674 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,520 Fine by me. Do you know the rules, 675 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,320 or would you like me to talk you through them? 676 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,280 I would love for you to talk me through them. 677 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,160 OK.But I know them, but it would just be nice. 678 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,200 15 questions. Get 'em right, you win a million quid. That's it. 679 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,560 15 questions. Get 'em right, you win a million quid. That's it. 680 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,600 OK. 681 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,640 Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 682 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,040 Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 683 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 684 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,920 Here we go. Some settlers to start with. 685 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960 This is for £100. Yep. 686 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,160 This is for £100. Yep. 687 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,760 There was loads in my pencil case growing up. 688 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,040 There was loads in my pencil case growing up. 689 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,800 Lots of contraband. 690 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,200 What didn't I have in there? 691 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,240 But in this case it's D, ruler. Final answer. 692 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280 But in this case it's D, ruler. Final answer. 693 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,840 But in this case it's D, ruler. Final answer. 694 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,880 And the right answer. So that's £100. 695 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,120 And the right answer. So that's £100. 696 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800 Right, this is for £200. Yeah. 697 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,080 Right, this is for £200. Yeah. 698 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Do you know the key to being a billionaire? 699 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,320 Do you know the key to being a billionaire? 700 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,400 Forget millionaire. Mm. 701 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,440 You need a garage. 702 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,080 You need a garage. 703 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,120 Cos a lot of these startups were in people's garages. 704 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520 Cos a lot of these startups were in people's garages. 705 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,800 Do you say "ga-ridge"? 706 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,840 We understand what you mean by "ga-raj". 707 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,360 We understand what you mean by "ga-raj". 708 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,920 Good. Then... 709 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960 Although we do say garage. Yeah. Do you? "Ga-rash." A "ga-rash". 710 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,960 Although we do say garage. Yeah. Do you? "Ga-rash." A "ga-rash". 711 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I think in this country it's mostly sheds where things are invented. 712 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,120 I think in this country it's mostly sheds where things are invented. 713 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,160 Well, you're not building an empire in a shed, I'm afraid. 714 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:39,960 Well, you're not building an empire in a shed, I'm afraid. 715 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,240 You will need a "ga-rash". 716 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,720 Like Steve Jobs and his friends had 717 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,520 Like Steve Jobs and his friends had 718 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,560 when they founded Apple, C, that is my final answer. 719 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,120 when they founded Apple, C, that is my final answer. 720 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,160 And the right answer. Correct. 721 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,400 And the right answer. Correct. 722 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,840 APPLAUSE 723 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,880 This is for £300. 724 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,120 This is for £300. 725 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200 It is B, bird. Final answer. 726 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,720 It is B, bird. Final answer. 727 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,760 Absolutely right. That's £300. 728 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,160 Absolutely right. That's £300. 729 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,200 APPLAUSE And now... 730 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:12,440 APPLAUSE And now... 731 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,640 This is your question for £500. 732 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:15,840 This is your question for £500. 733 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,920 D, chorus. Final answer. 734 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960 And the right answer. £500. 735 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,200 And the right answer. £500. 736 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,600 APPLAUSE 737 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,760 This is your last chance to go away with nothing. 738 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,080 This is your last chance to go away with nothing. 739 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,120 This is your £1,000 safety net question. 740 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,120 This is your £1,000 safety net question. 741 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,240 OK. 742 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,320 The formidable British Red Cross is for humanitarian aid, C. 743 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360 The formidable British Red Cross is for humanitarian aid, C. 744 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,680 The formidable British Red Cross is for humanitarian aid, C. 745 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,280 Final answer. 746 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320 And of course. The right answer. So, there we are. 747 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:07,640 And of course. The right answer. So, there we are. 748 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,600 You've made it to your first safety net. Yay! 749 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,640 I did it! Thank you. 750 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,320 I did it! Thank you. 751 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,360 You have done it, but of course you've won nothing at all, 752 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,400 You have done it, but of course you've won nothing at all, 753 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,440 not a single penny, because you are giving your winnings to charity. 754 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,480 not a single penny, because you are giving your winnings to charity. 755 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:19,960 not a single penny, because you are giving your winnings to charity. 756 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 And which charity is that? 757 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:22,520 And which charity is that? 758 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,560 I really think small charities are especially impactful. 759 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,760 I really think small charities are especially impactful. 760 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760 And my favourite charity is WHISK. 761 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800 It's Women Health And Information Support Centre. 762 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,680 It's Women Health And Information Support Centre. 763 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,720 It's for women in and around Liverpool 764 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,040 It's for women in and around Liverpool 765 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,080 to help them and their families to have better lives. 766 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:35,400 to help them and their families to have better lives. 767 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,440 OK, well, let's hope you win them a lot of money. 768 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:37,720 OK, well, let's hope you win them a lot of money. 769 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,600 APPLAUSE 770 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,720 And we're gonna start with this simple question. 771 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,760 Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000? 772 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,840 Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000? 773 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,240 No, I would not. 774 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,280 Righty-ho, here is your question. 775 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:48,520 Righty-ho, here is your question. 776 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600 Oh, well, a Balkan is probably someone from, like, the Baltics. 777 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,640 Oh, well, a Balkan is probably someone from, like, the Baltics. 778 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,360 Oh, well, a Balkan is probably someone from, like, the Baltics. 779 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600 And a Levantine sounds like a cake. 780 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,560 And a Levantine sounds like a cake. 781 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600 LAUGHTER Iberian, I don't know. 782 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:20,960 LAUGHTER Iberian, I don't know. 783 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Antipodean sounds to me 784 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,440 Antipodean sounds to me 785 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,480 like it means opposite side of the world. 786 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:26,720 like it means opposite side of the world. 787 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,360 I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C without using any lifelines 788 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400 I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C without using any lifelines 789 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440 I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C without using any lifelines 790 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,480 because it just seems like it makes so much sense. 791 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:37,760 because it just seems like it makes so much sense. 792 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,000 C is my final answer. 793 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,480 Is the correct answer. Well done. Yes. 794 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,720 Is the correct answer. Well done. Yes. 795 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,880 That was risky. 796 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,920 That was wild. 797 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,200 That was wild. 798 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,240 It literally means, apparently, opposite plus foot. 799 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:50,880 It literally means, apparently, opposite plus foot. 800 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,920 You're there, though. £2,000. 801 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,880 You're there, though. £2,000. 802 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 What subject matter would you hate to see coming up? 803 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960 What subject matter would you hate to see coming up? 804 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,760 What subject matter would you hate to see coming up? 805 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 Geography. Geography, yeah, we've done that. 806 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,680 Geography. Geography, yeah, we've done that. 807 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,280 So, what would you like to see? 808 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,320 I really like celebrity pop culture. I like... 809 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,160 I really like celebrity pop culture. I like... 810 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,200 Oh, yeah, Kardash... You're a big Kardashian fan. 811 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,360 Oh, yeah, Kardash... You're a big Kardashian fan. 812 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,400 I do like them. Do you like the Kardashians, Mr...? 813 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,800 I do like them. Do you like the Kardashians, Mr...? 814 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,680 No. LAUGHTER 815 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,720 Well, actually, that's not fair. I might like them. 816 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,000 Well, actually, that's not fair. I might like them. 817 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,640 I've just simply never seen them, 818 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,520 and I wouldn't recognise any of them. 819 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,280 You would have a lot in common with Kendall. 820 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,720 She loves classic cars. 821 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,080 OK. 822 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,120 And she... she has a "ga-rash" full of them. 823 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:26,800 And she... she has a "ga-rash" full of them. 824 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,320 Garage. 825 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,360 Yeah, you would like her. OK, now, safety net at £4,000? 826 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200 Yeah, you would like her. OK, now, safety net at £4,000? 827 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240 I would not like to set my safety net at 4,000. 828 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:34,560 I would not like to set my safety net at 4,000. 829 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600 Good for you. You've still got all your lifelines remaining. 830 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:36,880 Good for you. You've still got all your lifelines remaining. 831 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,360 And here comes the question. 832 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,600 I have four children that I know of, and... 833 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,520 I have four children that I know of, and... 834 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,320 LAUGHTER 835 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,360 I have seen all of these movies hundreds of times. 836 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,320 I have seen all of these movies hundreds of times. 837 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,360 And I know that the answer is Despicable Me, A, final answer. 838 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,400 And I know that the answer is Despicable Me, A, final answer. 839 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,120 And I know that the answer is Despicable Me, A, final answer. 840 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,320 You do know. You're absolutely right. Well done. Yes. 841 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,080 You do know. You're absolutely right. Well done. Yes. 842 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,680 APPLAUSE 843 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,960 Right, now, safety net at 8,000? 844 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,240 Right, now, safety net at 8,000? 845 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,280 No, thank you. Could be the Kardashians. 846 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,560 No, thank you. Could be the Kardashians. 847 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,800 Let's see. 848 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,480 Oh! 849 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,520 I was hoping when it popped up, I would know. 850 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,480 I was hoping when it popped up, I would know. 851 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,520 And I really think it's Swatch, but I don't wear a watch. 852 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,560 And I really think it's Swatch, but I don't wear a watch. 853 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600 And I really think it's Swatch, but I don't wear a watch. 854 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:48,920 And I really think it's Swatch, but I don't wear a watch. 855 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960 So, I think the best thing to do is to ask the audience. 856 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 So, I think the best thing to do is to ask the audience. 857 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:53,560 So, I think the best thing to do is to ask the audience. 858 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600 OK, audience, on your keypads, please. 859 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,440 OK, audience, on your keypads, please. 860 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,480 Here comes the question. 861 00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:58,720 Here comes the question. 862 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,760 REPEATS QUESTION 863 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,400 REPEATS QUESTION 864 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,760 And if you'd all vote now, please. 865 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,680 Just look at your watch. Right, oh, look at that. 866 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,280 Just look at your watch. Right, oh, look at that. 867 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,320 96% have gone for Swatch, 868 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,160 96% have gone for Swatch, 869 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,680 3% for Seiko, 870 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,720 1% for Casio, 871 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,000 1% for Casio, 872 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,040 and then zero for Timex. 873 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,120 and then zero for Timex. 874 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,160 All right. Um, I respect the audience. 875 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,360 All right. Um, I respect the audience. 876 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400 I believe they're the kind of people who can tell time, 877 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,920 I believe they're the kind of people who can tell time, 878 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960 and I think the answer must be B, Swatch, final answer. 879 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 and I think the answer must be B, Swatch, final answer. 880 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:40,440 and I think the answer must be B, Swatch, final answer. 881 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,480 And well done, audience, and well done, you. 882 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,040 And well done, audience, and well done, you. 883 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,520 That is the right answer. 884 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,440 APPLAUSE 885 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,880 Now, would you like to set your safety net at 16,000? 886 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,840 Now, would you like to set your safety net at 16,000? 887 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880 No, thank you. Righty-ho, here's the question. 888 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,560 No, thank you. Righty-ho, here's the question. 889 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,080 Um, one of my many children is a 16-year-old young woman, 890 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,120 Um, one of my many children is a 16-year-old young woman, 891 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,080 Um, one of my many children is a 16-year-old young woman, 892 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,120 and we have attended all of these concerts. 893 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,680 and we have attended all of these concerts. 894 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,720 I feel very confident that 895 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,960 I feel very confident that 896 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 the answer is A, Sabrina Carpenter, final answer. 897 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,640 the answer is A, Sabrina Carpenter, final answer. 898 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960 I'm delighted to tell you that is the right answer. 899 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,480 I'm delighted to tell you that is the right answer. 900 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,840 APPLAUSE 901 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440 So, do you wanna set your safety net at 32,000? 902 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,000 So, do you wanna set your safety net at 32,000? 903 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040 Well, I don't want to jinx myself, but I... 904 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,520 Well, I don't want to jinx myself, but I... 905 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560 I will tell you that £32,000 would have been the most 906 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,320 I will tell you that £32,000 would have been the most 907 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,360 I have ever won for my brilliant charity WHISK. 908 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,160 I have ever won for my brilliant charity WHISK. 909 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,600 And I think it would be sensible 910 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,640 to set my safety net at 32,000, please. 911 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,320 to set my safety net at 32,000, please. 912 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360 OK. Computer, could you set the second safety net, please, 913 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,640 OK. Computer, could you set the second safety net, please, 914 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,520 at £32,000? 915 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,760 That's that done. Now, of course, we've got to get you there.Yeah. 916 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,680 That's that done. Now, of course, we've got to get you there.Yeah. 917 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,920 And this is the question. 918 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,200 Ooh. 919 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,800 I really don't think that it's Baileys. 920 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,760 I really don't think that it's Baileys. 921 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880 I really don't think that it's Aperol. 922 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,240 I really don't think that it's Aperol. 923 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,840 It's going to be, I think, Campari or Pimm's. 924 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,840 It's going to be, I think, Campari or Pimm's. 925 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920 I think the best lifeline to use 926 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960 I think the best lifeline to use 927 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,640 I think the best lifeline to use 928 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,680 is 50/50, please. 929 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,040 is 50/50, please. 930 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,080 Okey-doke. Can we take away two wrong answers, please? 931 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,920 Okey-doke. Can we take away two wrong answers, please? 932 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,720 Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen lifelines, um... 933 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,760 Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen lifelines, um... 934 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,600 Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen lifelines, um... 935 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760 That I... I don't think they will know the answer, 936 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,040 That I... I don't think they will know the answer, 937 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,080 so I'm hoping that you do. 938 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:05,360 so I'm hoping that you do. 939 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400 Mr Jeremy Clarkson, officially, will you tell me which one to pick? 940 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,440 Mr Jeremy Clarkson, officially, will you tell me which one to pick? 941 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,480 Yeah, now I can stop pulling a poker face.OK. 942 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,240 Yeah, now I can stop pulling a poker face.OK. 943 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280 Because here's what I think. 944 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,040 Because here's what I think. 945 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,800 I actually can't visualise the Campari. 946 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,840 I'm a massive alcoholic, just so you know.Great. 947 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,440 I'm a massive alcoholic, just so you know.Great. 948 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,760 LAUGHTER 949 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800 I'm fairly confident Pimm's is written 950 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,800 I'm fairly confident Pimm's is written 951 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,120 in bold red capital letters. 952 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,160 Whether or not it's got a golden crown above it, 953 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,560 Whether or not it's got a golden crown above it, 954 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,960 I don't know, but it's... 955 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 They are definitely white background, 956 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,360 They are definitely white background, 957 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,200 Pimm's, number one, gin, number two, 958 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,000 vodka, number three, whatever they all are. 959 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040 But Pimm's is in bold red capital letters. 960 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080 But Pimm's is in bold red capital letters. 961 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:39,360 But Pimm's is in bold red capital letters. 962 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400 So that's my final answer. 963 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,760 So that's my final answer. 964 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680 Well... 965 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,720 Um, I will trust your gentle nudging 966 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760 Um, I will trust your gentle nudging 967 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800 and choose Pimm's, C, as my final answer, please. 968 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,040 and choose Pimm's, C, as my final answer, please. 969 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,600 Well, I hope I'm right. 970 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,640 Computer, could you reveal the correct answer? 971 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:57,880 Computer, could you reveal the correct answer? 972 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,160 Yay! Yes, well, good. 973 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,760 Right, so... 974 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,440 So, there we are, magnificent. 975 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,480 If you'll just excuse me for a moment, 976 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,840 If you'll just excuse me for a moment, 977 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,440 because it's time to take a break. 978 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,480 We'll be back in a few minutes. See you then. 979 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:15,760 We'll be back in a few minutes. See you then. 980 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,200 APPLAUSE 981 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400 APPLAUSE 982 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:24,600 APPLAUSE 983 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 984 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,680 Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 985 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,440 We're here with Katherine Ryan. 986 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,480 She is on £32,000, which is your safety net. 987 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,880 She is on £32,000, which is your safety net. 988 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,160 Yes. 989 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200 And that means you have a free shot at £64,000, 990 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,320 And that means you have a free shot at £64,000, 991 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360 and you still have a lifeline remaining. 992 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,360 and you still have a lifeline remaining. 993 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400 So that's good. Here is the question. 994 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,360 So that's good. Here is the question. 995 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600 I don't believe that it's England and France. 996 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,200 I don't believe that it's England and France. 997 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240 Cos I live in England, it's in the news a lot. 998 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,240 Cos I live in England, it's in the news a lot. 999 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600 Um... I don't know the distance between China and Taiwan. 1000 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,280 Um... I don't know the distance between China and Taiwan. 1001 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,320 Uh... 1002 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840 Sarah Palin infamously said 1003 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,880 Sarah Palin infamously said 1004 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,600 Sarah Palin infamously said 1005 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,640 during her Vice Presidential campaign 1006 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,440 during her Vice Presidential campaign 1007 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480 that she could see Russia. 1008 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:35,760 that she could see Russia. 1009 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800 And I think at, in some points of Alaska, maybe you can, 1010 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,400 And I think at, in some points of Alaska, maybe you can, 1011 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,520 or she's nuts. 1012 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040 Um, Scotland and Northern Ireland. 1013 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,280 Um, Scotland and Northern Ireland. 1014 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,320 Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe. 1015 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,360 Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe. 1016 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,680 Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe. 1017 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,720 I feel like it's China and Taiwan, but I don't know. 1018 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760 I feel like it's China and Taiwan, but I don't know. 1019 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,920 I feel like it's China and Taiwan, but I don't know. 1020 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,160 And I almost never do this, 1021 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,200 And I almost never do this, 1022 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:58,880 And I almost never do this, 1023 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920 but I would like to ask my husband. LAUGHTER 1024 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,800 but I would like to ask my husband. LAUGHTER 1025 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,840 OK. What's his name? His name's Bobby. 1026 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,480 OK. What's his name? His name's Bobby. 1027 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,520 Bobby. Can we call Bobby, please? DIAL TONE 1028 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,080 Bobby. Can we call Bobby, please? DIAL TONE 1029 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,040 Is this gonna be embarrassing for you? 1030 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080 I don't think so. I think you'll get on. 1031 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:11,480 I don't think so. I think you'll get on. 1032 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,280 Hello? Hi, Bobby. 1033 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,360 Hi there. 1034 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,400 Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 1035 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,960 Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 1036 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,520 Oh, nice to see you. 1037 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,560 Yes, now, Katherine's here, as I'm sure you know. 1038 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,120 Yes, now, Katherine's here, as I'm sure you know. 1039 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,200 And she needs your help. 1040 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,240 Right, now, Katherine, here's how it works. 1041 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:27,680 Right, now, Katherine, here's how it works. 1042 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,040 Mm-hm. 1043 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,080 In a minute, I'll hand it over to you. 30 seconds. 1044 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,440 In a minute, I'll hand it over to you. 30 seconds. 1045 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,480 It's no time at all to ask that quite long question, 1046 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,040 It's no time at all to ask that quite long question, 1047 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,800 and the four possible answers 1048 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,840 leaving your husband enough time to have a think. 1049 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,320 leaving your husband enough time to have a think. 1050 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,360 So, are you ready? I'm ready. 1051 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:41,640 So, are you ready? I'm ready. 1052 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,680 Your time starts now. 1053 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:43,920 Your time starts now. 1054 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,920 It's geography. 1055 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,960 READS QUESTION 1056 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,200 READS QUESTION 1057 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Um, it's not France and England. 1058 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:09,840 Um, it's not France and England. 1059 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,880 Um, I'm leaning towards Scotland and Northern Ireland. 1060 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,240 Um, I'm leaning towards Scotland and Northern Ireland. 1061 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,960 Uh... Do you know anything about China? 1062 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,360 LAUGHTER 1063 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,800 Urgh... 1064 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,840 I'm trying to picture Scotland and Northern Ireland... 1065 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,520 I'm trying to picture Scotland and Northern Ireland... 1066 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,760 ..and think if I believe they're 12 miles apart. 1067 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,960 ..and think if I believe they're 12 miles apart. 1068 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,920 Let me think about... 1069 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,520 ..the psychology of the person making the questions. 1070 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,600 ..the psychology of the person making the questions. 1071 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,640 OK. 1072 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,160 OK. 1073 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,200 Would they be most likely... 1074 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,560 Would they be most likely... 1075 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600 to give me an answer that was local 1076 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,600 to give me an answer that was local 1077 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,360 or a Taiwanese answer? 1078 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,080 Who knows? 1079 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,160 Do you mean specifically you? 1080 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,960 The show. Or this show? 1081 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Is this available in China? 1082 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,360 Is this available in China? 1083 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400 I don't think this show is available in China. No. 1084 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:57,640 I don't think this show is available in China. No. 1085 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,240 Based on that and my husband's knowledge of geography... 1086 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,280 Based on that and my husband's knowledge of geography... 1087 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,240 Based on that and my husband's knowledge of geography... 1088 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,560 ..I'm going to guess Scotland and Northern Ireland, 1089 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,520 ..I'm going to guess Scotland and Northern Ireland, 1090 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,720 D, final answer. 1091 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400 Oh, you wanna know the answer? Yeah. 1092 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440 The right answer! Ah! 1093 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:19,760 The right answer! Ah! 1094 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,240 Yes, well done. Yeah. 1095 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,880 Always so clever. 1096 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Mull of Kintyre to Antrim is only 12 miles. 1097 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,640 Mull of Kintyre to Antrim is only 12 miles. 1098 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680 France, 21 miles. 1099 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,400 France, 21 miles. 1100 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440 China to Taiwan is 100 miles, 1101 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,200 China to Taiwan is 100 miles, 1102 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,240 and Russia to... across the Bering Strait to Alaska, 1103 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,200 and Russia to... across the Bering Strait to Alaska, 1104 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,200 51 miles. 1105 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,240 So, Sarah Palin's got unbelievable eyesight. 1106 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:42,920 So, Sarah Palin's got unbelievable eyesight. 1107 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,120 Particularly as I think she lives in Juneau, 1108 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,160 which is another three or 400 miles along the coast. 1109 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:48,720 which is another three or 400 miles along the coast. 1110 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,760 She can see round the curvature of the Earth. 1111 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,480 She can see round the curvature of the Earth. 1112 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,520 And you didn't vote for her. Amazing. 1113 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:54,840 And you didn't vote for her. Amazing. 1114 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,880 I'm not sure she thinks it's round. That's the key. 1115 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,920 I'm not sure she thinks it's round. That's the key. 1116 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,640 LAUGHTER Oh. That's good. 1117 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680 Anyway, listen, this is unbelievably good news, Katherine. 1118 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,720 Anyway, listen, this is unbelievably good news, Katherine. 1119 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,520 Yes. Cos you're now on £64,000. 1120 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,640 You've no lifelines left. 1121 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,680 But hey, you might... This could be on the Kardashians. 1122 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,280 But hey, you might... This could be on the Kardashians. 1123 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,320 It could be on something that you absolutely know about. 1124 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,320 It could be on something that you absolutely know about. 1125 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,320 It could be. Shall we have a look at this question, 1126 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360 which is worth £125,000? SHE GASPS 1127 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,160 which is worth £125,000? SHE GASPS 1128 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,440 Can you imagine? 1129 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,480 Six figures. Here we go. 1130 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:19,680 Six figures. Here we go. 1131 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,080 So, if I get it wrong, I lose £32,000? 1132 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,120 So, if I get it wrong, I lose £32,000? 1133 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,680 So, if I get it wrong, I lose £32,000? 1134 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,720 That is exactly where you are. Yes. 1135 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,680 That is exactly where you are. Yes. 1136 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,720 But I really think it's Giselle. 1137 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,160 But I really think it's Giselle. 1138 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,480 OK. Shall I tell you why I think it's Giselle? Yes, please. 1139 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,520 OK. Shall I tell you why I think it's Giselle? Yes, please. 1140 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:55,800 OK. Shall I tell you why I think it's Giselle? Yes, please. 1141 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,320 So, I... I love ballet. 1142 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,360 I've seen Swan Lake. Um... 1143 00:38:59,400 --> 00:38:59,720 I've seen Swan Lake. Um... 1144 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480 I have also seen the Black Swan starring Natalie Portman. 1145 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,920 I have also seen the Black Swan starring Natalie Portman. 1146 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,320 Um... And I just think it's Giselle. 1147 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,120 Um... And I just think it's Giselle. 1148 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,160 OK. But I'm not, I... 1149 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:12,480 OK. But I'm not, I... 1150 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,520 I don't think I'm willing to risk £32,000 for my charity. 1151 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,560 I don't think I'm willing to risk £32,000 for my charity. 1152 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,240 I don't think I'm willing to risk £32,000 for my charity. 1153 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,280 And I know there'll be ballet aficionados at home 1154 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,800 And I know there'll be ballet aficionados at home 1155 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,840 who are like, "Giselle, Giselle!" But I just... 1156 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,120 who are like, "Giselle, Giselle!" But I just... 1157 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,800 I'm not sure enough. 1158 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,840 So I would like to please go home now. 1159 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,600 So I would like to please go home now. 1160 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,640 Final answer? Final answer. I'm out. 1161 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,040 Final answer? Final answer. I'm out. 1162 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,800 OK. 1163 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,840 What it means, of course, is, Katherine Ryan...Yes. 1164 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,320 What it means, of course, is, Katherine Ryan...Yes. 1165 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,360 You are taking away from here for your charity £64,000. 1166 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400 You are taking away from here for your charity £64,000. 1167 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,400 You are taking away from here for your charity £64,000. 1168 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440 So... It is unbelievable. Thank you so much. 1169 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,680 So... It is unbelievable. Thank you so much. 1170 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1171 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800 If I may, would you have said Giselle then? 1172 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,320 If I may, would you have said Giselle then? 1173 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,360 If you'd have decided to go for it? 1174 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,040 If you'd have decided to go for it? 1175 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,960 I would have said Giselle. OK. 1176 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Now, if you'd have said Giselle... 1177 00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,240 Now, if you'd have said Giselle... 1178 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,720 you'd now have 32,000. 1179 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,760 Oh, it was wrong? Is it Odette? It was wrong. 1180 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,440 Oh, it was wrong? Is it Odette? It was wrong. 1181 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,040 That was very, very fortunate. 1182 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,080 The correct answer is in fact Odette.Oh. 1183 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,360 The correct answer is in fact Odette.Oh. 1184 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,720 Thank goodness, see. 1185 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,760 Yeah, that is a proper thank goodness moment. 1186 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,080 Yeah, that is a proper thank goodness moment. 1187 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,120 Listen, that's just been brilliant fun having you here. 1188 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,440 Listen, that's just been brilliant fun having you here. 1189 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,480 Great, I'm so glad. It really has. 1190 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:15,800 Great, I'm so glad. It really has. 1191 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,840 Ladies and gentlemen, Katherine Ryan.Thank you so much. 1192 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,280 Ladies and gentlemen, Katherine Ryan.Thank you so much. 1193 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1194 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840 Thank you. So appreciative. 1195 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,080 Thank you. So appreciative. 1196 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,120 Hope they enjoy it. I hope they make good use of it. 1197 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,360 Hope they enjoy it. I hope they make good use of it. 1198 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,840 OK. 1199 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,160 OK. 1200 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,200 Now, our next contestant is a former Coronation Street star, 1201 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,240 Now, our next contestant is a former Coronation Street star, 1202 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,560 Now, our next contestant is a former Coronation Street star, 1203 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,600 but now she's not spending her weeks having arguments in a pretend pub, 1204 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,440 but now she's not spending her weeks having arguments in a pretend pub, 1205 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,280 she's free to join us here. 1206 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320 So, please welcome Channique Sterling-Brown. 1207 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:46,840 So, please welcome Channique Sterling-Brown. 1208 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880 Hello. Hi, Jeremy. Good to see you. 1209 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,400 Hello. Hi, Jeremy. Good to see you. 1210 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440 Lovely to meet you. There you are. Thank you. 1211 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,800 Lovely to meet you. There you are. Thank you. 1212 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,080 Now then... 1213 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,120 Nervous? 1214 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,160 A bit, but I'm excited. Oh, good. 1215 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,480 A bit, but I'm excited. Oh, good. 1216 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,520 Slightly bad news, we're gonna run out of time quite quickly. 1217 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,320 Slightly bad news, we're gonna run out of time quite quickly. 1218 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,360 I know. So, rather than chitchat, first things first. 1219 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,240 I know. So, rather than chitchat, first things first. 1220 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,200 What charity is it that you're supporting? 1221 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,600 I'm playing for two charities. 1222 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640 I'm playing for Tearfund, who are a Christian charity 1223 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,240 I'm playing for Tearfund, who are a Christian charity 1224 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280 who support communities around the world through the local church. 1225 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,000 who support communities around the world through the local church. 1226 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,040 And I'm also playing for my local church, Manchester Vineyard. 1227 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,120 And I'm also playing for my local church, Manchester Vineyard. 1228 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,040 Excellent. Well, I hope you do very well. Now... 1229 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,440 APPLAUSE 1230 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,400 When the klaxon goes, that'll be it. 1231 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440 Wherever you've got to is what you're taking away. 1232 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,720 Sounds good. Faster we go... 1233 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,480 Let's do it. More money for your charities. 1234 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,520 So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 1235 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,080 So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 1236 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,000 APPLAUSE 1237 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,720 £100 question. 1238 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,880 I'm gonna go with A, pull it from a hat. Final answer. 1239 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,320 I'm gonna go with A, pull it from a hat. Final answer. 1240 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,160 Correct answer. 1241 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,200 APPLAUSE This, then, is for £200. 1242 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:02,640 APPLAUSE This, then, is for £200. 1243 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,960 Tis the season. 1244 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 So, A, cranberry sauce, final answer. 1245 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:19,760 So, A, cranberry sauce, final answer. 1246 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800 Absolutely right, £200. 1247 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,080 Absolutely right, £200. 1248 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,520 APPLAUSE, SHE LAUGHS 1249 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,400 Thank you, guys. 1250 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,440 This is for £300. 1251 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:27,640 This is for £300. 1252 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,680 C, luxury train. Final answer. 1253 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,080 C, luxury train. Final answer. 1254 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,120 Correct answer. £300. 1255 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,360 Correct answer. £300. 1256 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,760 APPLAUSE 1257 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800 I quite like this speed playing. It's good fun. 1258 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,400 I quite like this speed playing. It's good fun. 1259 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,440 Oh, it's good, it's good. Right, now, £500. 1260 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,520 Oh, it's good, it's good. Right, now, £500. 1261 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,760 Here's the question. 1262 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 I'm gonna go with C, spoon. Final... Wait. 1263 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,720 I'm gonna go with C, spoon. Final... Wait. 1264 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080 Yes, C, C, spoon. Final answer, surely. 1265 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,600 Yes, C, C, spoon. Final answer, surely. 1266 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,640 Well, I've never heard of a slotted spoon, 1267 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,160 Well, I've never heard of a slotted spoon, 1268 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,360 but it's the right answer. 1269 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,440 OK, good. 1270 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,440 SHE LAUGHS Thank God for that. 1271 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,480 I'm absolutely with you on that. I thought, "What the..." 1272 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,040 I'm absolutely with you on that. I thought, "What the..." 1273 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,080 I did get unsure with slotted. Throwing me off. 1274 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:29,400 I did get unsure with slotted. Throwing me off. 1275 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,440 No, exactly, I saw... Yeah, but, you know, slightly weird. 1276 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:31,880 No, exactly, I saw... Yeah, but, you know, slightly weird. 1277 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,600 I would have soup rather than slotted. 1278 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,640 But, anyway, this is it. £1,000 safety net question. 1279 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,600 But, anyway, this is it. £1,000 safety net question. 1280 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960 Oh, classic. D, Penguin. Final answer. 1281 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,320 Oh, classic. D, Penguin. Final answer. 1282 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,400 Bang on. £1,000. 1283 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,560 APPLAUSE 1284 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,480 Right, yes, yes, yes. Music finishes. 1285 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,240 Right, yes, yes, yes. Music finishes. 1286 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,280 And now I'm gonna say, would you like to set your safety net 1287 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,200 And now I'm gonna say, would you like to set your safety net 1288 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,720 at £2,000? 1289 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,440 No, I'm gonna play on, thank you. 1290 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,480 Okey-doke, Channique, here comes your question. 1291 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:09,720 Okey-doke, Channique, here comes your question. 1292 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,040 I'm going with D, touch, final answer. 1293 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,480 I'm going with D, touch, final answer. 1294 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520 We say that's right. Well done. That's £2,000. 1295 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,480 We say that's right. Well done. That's £2,000. 1296 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,400 APPLAUSE 1297 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,440 Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000? 1298 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,800 Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000? 1299 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,280 No. Let's keep going. 1300 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,160 All right. Go, just... All we got. 1301 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,480 Here's the question. 1302 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,560 All great songs, but I'm going for B, A Whole New World. 1303 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,200 All great songs, but I'm going for B, A Whole New World. 1304 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,680 Final answer. 1305 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,720 Correct answer, £4,000. 1306 00:44:59,760 --> 00:44:59,960 Correct answer, £4,000. 1307 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,680 APPLAUSE 1308 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Right, safety net at £8,000? No, thank you. 1309 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,320 Right, safety net at £8,000? No, thank you. 1310 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,960 Let's keep going. Here's the question. 1311 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,760 D, Pokemon. Final answer. 1312 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,440 D, Pokemon. Final answer. 1313 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,480 Correct answer. You're gonna get to a million. 1314 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:28,720 Correct answer. You're gonna get to a million. 1315 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,640 OK, right, now... KLAXON 1316 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,880 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1317 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920 No, no, no, I'm convinced you would've made a million. 1318 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,520 No, no, no, I'm convinced you would've made a million. 1319 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,080 Oh, I could've tried. 1320 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,120 I'd bet you any money you'd have done unbelievably well. 1321 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:42,400 I'd bet you any money you'd have done unbelievably well. 1322 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,640 Would you bet me any money? 1323 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,680 Yeah. LAUGHTER 1324 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,040 Yeah. LAUGHTER 1325 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,480 Figure of speech. 1326 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,520 No, look, that was really, really well done. 1327 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,200 No, look, that was really, really well done. 1328 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,240 Fantastically well done, actually. 1329 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,280 And it means you are leaving here, Channique, with £8,000. 1330 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,320 And it means you are leaving here, Channique, with £8,000. 1331 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:56,600 And it means you are leaving here, Channique, with £8,000. 1332 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640 That's fantastic. 1333 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680 Ladies and gentlemen, Channique Sterling-Brown. 1334 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,520 Ladies and gentlemen, Channique Sterling-Brown. 1335 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,520 Thank you. 1336 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,560 OK, that's all we've got time for here. 1337 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,600 But we will be back very soon. Take care. Good night. 1338 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,640 But we will be back very soon. Take care. Good night. 1339 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,680 APPLAUSE 1340 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,680 APPLAUSE 1341 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,680 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 133850

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