All language subtitles for The Princess and the Call Girl_better xxx

Where am I?

Where am I?

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

There's a man actually making love to
me.

How can this be happening?

I can't remember who he is.

If I turn to look at him now, he'll know
that I don't know who he is.

Oh.

I can't even remember how I got here.

Think now.

Come on now. Think.

As far back as I can.

Oh, my God.

I can remember something.

There was the garbage truck.

And there was Stanley.

Good -natured Stanley.

I met him in that all -night swinging
bar.

And when I changed my mind and wouldn't
go in the back room with him,

he agreed to take me home. The thing I
can't stand is someone to take something

that doesn't belong to him.

My uncle, he owns a chop shop.

He cuts up stolen automobiles and sells
the parts.

He told me that crime's gone up in his
block over 85 % in the last year.

You know what my friends call me?

Call me sexy.

You know, I never miss.

What are you doing Sunday?

I think I'm busy. Is that the 18th?

Yeah. I'm busy.

It's only Friday. Cancel it.

I'll pick you up at 2. Actually, I just
can't. What's the big deal? What are you

doing? Probably just a distant cousin's
funeral.

They're close.

It's an engagement party.

They'll never miss you.

Yes, they would.

It's my engagement.

live here?

Yes. My great -grandfather was the first
tenant in the building.

Got room for me?

We've got room for Staten Island.

Bye, Stanley. I hope there are no hard
feelings.

7 -2.

What? Oh, dear, what's happening now?

Oh, yes, hello.

Oh, would you wait just a minute,
please? I'll see if she's awake.

Why does everyone call at the wrong
hour?

They should charge you extra for calling
so early in the morning instead of the

other way around.

And relatives shouldn't be allowed to
use the telephone at...

It's the overseas operator, but I didn't
tell him you were awake.

Oh, we've been cut off again.

You know, there's something unnatural
about these cordless telephones.

Telephones should come with cords, just
like babies do.

Well, babies aren't going to come with
cords much longer either. Did you sleep

well, dear?

Very. Those new pills I gave you seem to
be working. You look much more rested.

Oh, don't forget, Bruno's coming at nine
with the dress.

Oh, yes.

Well, did you live?

Oh, I think it was a mistake.

If I haven't lived till now, I don't
think I can squeeze much in by Sunday.

He'll just have to find inexperience
charming.

What does he know? He's a virgin.

Well, that's the worst.

I mean, I'm competing only with his
imagination.

I'll bet he's not riding around in a
garbage truck.

Vanessa, are you tickling me?

Hello?

What?

Yes, just a minute, please.

It's Calvin. Audrey!

It's Calvin Batchelor. We've been trying
to reach you for hours.

How are you? Where are you? I don't know
where we are, but we arrived this

morning. Yesterday morning.

Yesterday morning.

Yes, we're fine.

Here, Diane wants to say hello.

Hello, Audrey.

How are you?

Good. It's been years.

I just wanted to say that we're staying
on a few extra days in Europe, but we'll

see you on Sunday.

Definitely. We may just catch the tail
end, but we'll be there.

Be well, darling. Don't try to do too
many things. See you on Sunday.

Kisses. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

How could she do this to me?

She was the perfect wife.

She was never that perfect with me.

No?

With him, she's perfect.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She told me she had an early nautilus
class.

Oh, my God.

It was disgusting.

It was passion.

No, no, he was right.

In the Bible, they had passion.

That was disgusting.

Look, let's forget about the rest of my
bill and I'll take the videocassette.

What? Let's forget the bill and I'll
give you $200 for the master.

What? $1 ,000 plus $2 for every tape I
sell. And I'll make sure that we put her

picture on the box.

Let her go to the PTA after that.

H -O -W?

Manitou!

Who is this?

It's Lucy Darling.

Lucy Darling, how are you?

Fine. I thought you were living in
China.

What do you look like? I'll show you
right now.

What? Audrey, I've got to come up and
see you. It's real important.

Sure, what's the trouble?

Audrey, you've got to do something for
me this weekend. You're the only one who

can.

on Sunday.

Really? Oh, congratulations.

But it's only till Sunday morning.
You've got to do it. Lucy.

It's life or death for me. I'm in the
last reel and we've run out of

and they're gonna attack at dawn.

Audrey, you're the cavalry.

I am?

I was the cavalry once.

Come on up. What time is it now?

High noon.

Let me look.

Please. Can I get you something?

Oh, no thanks.

Are you headed somewhere?

No. You really got me at a very bad
time.

Well, I didn't plan it this way. See,
there's this guy I'm to be engaged to.

I have to be with him this weekend.

That's okay with me.

This has to be quick because it's all
very last minute. That's why I'm

incognito. Audrey, I've been...

Sort of a good time, girl.

Lucy, I'm sorry.

Oh, no, I've been having a really good
time.

This weekend, for instance, I have to be
with several people, and

you want me to... We could still pass
for each other. We did once.

No, that is just an absurd idea. I could
never do that.

Last night, I couldn't get excited with
some guy blowing on my neck for five

hours, drenched in aramis.

No. I really don't think I could take
your place.

I took your place once. I hope you're
not one of those friends with a short

memory. Your father was getting a
promotion, so I was the one that got

that night. That was eight years ago.
They told me milk goes bad. They didn't

say anything about promises.

Well, sure.

You know I'd do anything for you.

It's just the idea of doing anything
physical.

And it all sounds very complex.

Oh, no, it's simple. You still know a
lot about old movies. A little.

Good. You just have to remember a few
things.

Now, rule number two. There are the
huggers and there are the fuckers. Oh,

uh, you...

Hug the huggers and fuck the fuckers?
God, no.

You hug the fuckers and fuck the
huggers.

Oh. Rule number three. No matter where
you have to go, you always say it's to

have a drink with a photographer.

And no matter what anyone asks you to
do, you either say, love it, or I

you'd never ask.

That's why nobody does it like Lucy
Darling.

That's charming.

I think I'll have a drink.

Why don't you just tell these people you
can't make it? I couldn't do that.

And even if I could, I wouldn't know
where to find them. And if I don't show

certain people are going to know that
I'm with, who I'm going to be with, and

absolutely nobody can know that he's in
New York. Just nobody.

See, Audrey, I really like this guy.

And... The thing is, he does secret
work, and if I don't see him when he's

I just might blow this whole engagement.

And, well, you're getting engaged, and
that's all I want.

Look, Audrey, every game has its winners
and losers.

This weekend, we can both be winners.

Well, I had an uncle who used to say you
could do anything sometimes.

But will I... Will I have to get
involved in a lot of things?

You always have to get involved.

That's rule number one.

I mean, if you didn't have to get
involved, these people could just be

anybody. Promise me you'll do that.

I promise.

Great. Well, let's go. What's the hurry?

You're having drinks tonight.

Terrific. In Monaco.

Monaco?

Isn't Monaco a little far away? Not if
you play your cards right.

The Concord leaves in two hours.

So, here's your schedule. And, oh, those
aren't the real names. And there's some

notes in there to help you.

And you're all packed.

Lucy, I absolutely have to be back here
by Sunday afternoon.

Don't worry.

But suppose the engine breaks down or
there's fog

or something.

It happens in the movies all the time.
Suppose everything has a happy ending.

That happens in the movies all the time,
too. You scare me. Remember, no matter

what anyone asks you, just say one of
two things.

Love it or I thought you'd never ask.

Turn that switch.

Well, why didn't you show me this
before?

I was saving it until we needed it.

Andrew. Hi, darling.

Hi.

I have to tell you something.

Come on in.

I saw this movie early this morning
and...

It was horrible and dirty.

I don't have HBO.

It wasn't on TV.

This woman did things with this man that
she'd never done with her husband

before. How do you know that?

Do you remember Hal Fleming?

Sounds familiar.

He's my lawyer.

Oh, with the shy wife?

She got over her shyness.

How'd she do that?

By having a husband who wasn't very
adventurous.

I mean, they never did things together.

And, well, I think we should get on with
it.

Right now?

Right now. I got us a room at the Dixie
Hotel.

I thought you only went there after your
senior proms. It is after my senior

proms. Long after.

Too long after.

Let's get on with it now.

Let's not waste time.

Well, I haven't exactly been wasting
time.

Actually, I've been doing a little
research.

What you do with your time before our
engagement is your business.

Here's the key.

Okay.

No, not now.

When? Uh, well, after the party on
Sunday. I may be busy till then.

Doing what?

I can't say.

It would be bad luck, really.

Let's start now while there's still time
to be dirty.

It'll still be dirty Sunday.

I promise.

Dear Mother, I'm going away for a rest
and to be alone.

Don't worry about me.

It's something I have to do.

We'll return Sunday morning.

I'll telephone you tomorrow night.

Love, Autumn.

on schedule.

You planned it perfectly.

How have you been, darling?

You spoiled me.

Hey.

We're safe.

By now you should be relaxed.

By now I should be dressed for
cocktails.

You'll arrive in plenty of time to be at
the bar in the port.

It's 6 .30.

We're the Taffeta.

We'll have drinks with a couple I
haven't seen in a few years.

They live in New York and play in
Europe.

You can expect almost anything from
them.

Oh, the meeting is supposed to be
accidental.

Nobody does it like Lucy, darling.

Bonjour. Uh, a whiskey, please.

You look very familiar.

No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Yes, yes, of course I do. Everyone says
I look familiar.

I must look like so many people. This
happens to me all the time, wherever I

Of course we know each other. No, I just
look very, very familiar to people.

Sometimes I think I have no identity at
all.

Anyway, you don't look familiar to me,
not a bit.

Never mind.

I know who you are.

You do?

Absolutely. So do I. I'd know you
anywhere.

You're Lucy Darling.

Don't you remember us? I'm Calvin and
this is Diane.

We probably had an appointment this
afternoon.

Hello, how are you? So where do you
stay?

At the Albertini.

We're not too far. It's a small world.

It's a small country.

So when did we see each other last?

Where was it now?

I don't remember. I was so drunk. Was it
Boca?

Connecticut. The Springs?

Well,

wherever it was, it was a very, very
nice memory. Let's drink to that.

Oh, I have to have a drink with a
photographer.

Why don't you come by our place after?

We have a view that belongs on a bank
calendar.

Love it.

I'll stop by after I change for dinner.

And why don't you try to keep tomorrow
night open if you're free?

Isn't Monaco exciting?

I can hardly wait to see what's going to
happen next.

Seven o 'clock.

The jetty in the port.

You have a date with someone I've never
met.

His name is Steve.

I got a call from a friend of mine named
Fred in London who asked me to cheer up

his classmate.

He told me that Steve's a romantic, so
keep it light and keep it moving.

And don't forget the first rule of
romantics.

They are given to very quick changes of
mood.

What brings you to town besides me?

Oh, some people I do business with in
London thought I've been working too

They suggested I take a little time off.

Where do you know Fred from?

Oh, it's...

It's hard to remember. He travels around
so much.

That's right. Fred does travel a lot.

That's Fred we're calling.

I booked a table at 9 .30.

Nothing formal.

Would you like that?

Love it.

I have to wait for a call at the hotel.

If you like, we could... Oh, that's
fine.

I have to have a drink.

Lovely place.

It is now.

Would you like something to drink?

Yes, I'll have whatever you're having.

Calvin won't be back for a while. I
think he went down to the casino.

I said I didn't remember the last time
we met, but I do.

I've thought a lot about that evening in
the Hamptons.

The Hamptons? It's so lovely there.

No, Joyce and Sidney Hampton in New
Jersey.

Don't you remember?

Oh, of course. Of course I remember.

Don't you remember that everyone in the
house was down at the pool?

And we were alone.

Yes, all alone you do remember.

I remember the shades were down.

And it was dark.

That's right.

And the radio was playing.

Music very similar to this.

It's the same piece.

And you got very close to me.

That's right.

And I could feel your breath on my neck.

Yes.

And I could feel something, oh,

wonderful.

You've captured my imagination.

Do I get a reward?

Would you like me to continue?

Love it.

She doesn't like that.

She doesn't like that.

Calvin, when did you get here? Just in
time.

Nobody does it like Lucy Darling.

... ... ... ...

...

Oh!

I think I'm being followed in this
goddamn job.

Oh, can't we forget about all that?

Can't we just... just... go around the
block and...

oh, feel the cool wind in our faces
and... soak up all the...

sounds and smells and...

Tactile sensations we could possibly
squeeze into the smallest unit of time.

Don't you want to absorb?

I think I'd rather have some head.

Remember, Audrey.

Romantics are given to very rapid
changes of mood.

What a cozy room.

You must know a lot about hotels.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever
done?

Well, I once made love listening to a
record on the good ship Lollipop.

That struck me as pretty weird at the
time.

Let's do it right now.

Right here.

I thought you'd never ask.

They say nobody does it like Lucy
Darling.

Is that true?

No. A lot of people do it like Lucy
Darling.

Especially lately.

Don't you feel a little dirty?

Well, now that you mention it, I've had
a total of 11 showers so far today, and

the night is still young.

The night is over.

Get dressed.

I guess I'm just not a once -in -a
-while role in the Mediterranean kind of

That's not a crime.

I thought this could be a romantic
experience, but I was wrong.

I want to get you home. We'll hitch a
ride.

What's the matter? I've never seen a
garbage truck before. What's so funny?

Oh, never mind.

When was the last time you were in a
garbage truck?

You wouldn't believe it.

Yes, Mother, I'm getting a good rest.

Yes, I'm hardly ever on my feet. Look,
don't worry. I'll see you on Sunday in

perfect health.

Oh, tell Andrew I love him.

Bye.

Carson.

It's wonderful when you don't have to
talk.

Whose apartment is this?

I wish I could tell you. You know I do
secret work.

What I can tell you is you really are
worth all this trouble.

Is it always going to be secret like
this?

I hope not.

Hey, you want to see something?

Sure.

Go over to that wall.

Turn that switch.

Wow.

Why didn't you show me this before?

I was saving it.

Until we needed it.

What's she like, Adrian Swallow?

Audrey Swallow. She's about your height.

But she does not have what you have in
your eyes.

Her mouth is different.

And her tits are bigger.

She has the plainest features and she's
so sexless.

I once heard that she bought a dildo and
it went limp.

Well, she must.

She must have some nice characteristics.

Isn't she witty?

With less, maybe.

Is she slightly pretty?

She's slightly boring.

Cute?

Cute? Yes.

Cute.

When she sleeps.

I think she'd like this. You don't know
Audrey at all. That is not her at all.

This would be more appropriate.

I still think she'd like this.

Look,

you've got to run along. Don't worry
your pretty little head. Calvin and I

look for something.

What's the background for the photos
you're going to be doing? What's the

I don't know. I never seem to know the
scene until the last minute.

12 .30.

Herb. Don't be late, because he's on a
very tight schedule.

This is the only chance he has to get
out of the house.

He'll be waiting in a beige convertible
on the southwest corner of the Place des

Dames.

He's a friend of very long standing,
and...

One quality he looks for in people above
all others is honesty.

So don't be shy about telling him what
you really think.

Oh, one of the few things in Herb's life
that excites him is going to old

movies.

I just know you'll do the best you can.

So, what have you been up to lately?

I just saw a double bill with Jeanette
McDonald.

What have you seen lately?

Oh, I saw a picture with Eve

Arden.

Oh.

I saw a movie with Johnny McBride.

Oh.

Marie Dressler.

Richard Dix.

Zazu Pitts.

Robert Armstrong.

NMA Wong.

Edmund Love.

Betty Boop.

Warren William.

Gladys. George. Oh, glad it's George.

Albert Decker.

Albert Decker.

Rochelle Hudson.

Betty Cook.

No, it was Lila Cook.

Betty Cook.

No, Lila.

Betty Cook.

Lila.

It was Betty Cook.

No, it was Lila Cook.

I had an uncle who was a big fan of the
movies. Betty Cook.

Lila Cook.

Star of Rocket to Venus, 1932.

Lila Cook.

How long have we known each other?

For a long time.

Have I ever lied?

Not that I can remember.

It was Betty Cook.

Lila Cook.

I know someone who will settle this.

Excuse me.

I want to make a long -distance call.

Would you put the charges on my bill?

Thanks.

Hello?

Hello, Gigi, it's Herbie. Hey, man, how
you doing?

Just great.

We need my apartment.

The mission ends Sunday night.

Hey, listen. Can you answer this
question for me?

Sure. Washington.

Was it Betty Cook or Lila Cook in Rocket
to Venus in 1932?

Betty and Lila Cook were sisters, and
they were not in Rocket to Venus.

That was Alice Cook, and she was no
relation.

Oh.

Oh. It was the Cook sisters, Betty and
Lila, and they weren't in Rocket to

Venus. It was Alice Cook who has no
relation.

Well, thanks, baby.

How's the jealous wife?

Is she still having your girlfriends
followed?

I heard your kid had a strep throat and
you've been having a tough time getting

out of the house.

Hey, listen, baby. When you leave the
apartment... We got cut off.

Let's go.

I can't look away.

Nobody does it like Lucy, darling.

Having a good time in Monaco?

Outside of me, of course. It's
different.

Look, I'm really sorry about last night,
about our date.

I don't think I acted too well.

Well, I had an uncle who used to say the
days are wiser than the night.

Do I get a second chance?

Oh, I have a date tonight, and
Cinderella has to be on the Concord

morning. What does Cinderella become if
she doesn't show up?

A disappointment.

Heavy date in New York Sunday night?

Yeah.

Well, let me take you to the airport.

Do you have a lift?

No.

Would you like that?

Love it.

Let me explain. It's finished.

Period. Don't say period. Say comma,
colon, semicolon, but not a period.

Anything but a period.

Oh, please.

Let me explain. Will you give me a
chance to explain?

What's the explanation?

I'm compulsive.

So am I. No, you're not.

No?

We'll see.

Diane went gambling tonight, so I
thought that we would do something just

little different.

Different from what?

Different wouldn't have another meaning
for someone as active as you are.

Did you hear the one about the girl who
went to school to study S &M and she got

very good marks?

Did you think that was funny?

Yeah. Are you married?

Not yet.

Here.

I have a gift, Diana.

Just a token of our friendship.

Oh, thank you.

I've got some friends, and they are
going to welcome you with open arms.

Thank you.

Give it all you got.

Give it all you got.

Take it to the top.

You win.

You ride on the river.

Shake it all down.

I thought you'd never ask.

Bye -bye.

Bye

-bye.

If you have any bruises, in three days
you won't see a thing.

You were terrific.

Nobody does it like Lucy, darling.

Wouldn't you like to come up for some
breakfast? I'm sure that Diane would

to see you.

I have a looking all over the country
for you.

Why? Your plane's not taking off.

What?

There's fog in New York. The airport's
closed.

That's not true.

That can't be true.

Oh, my God. What am I going to do?

What's so important about a couple of
hours?

Someone's going to show up in New York
before I do.

Not to mention Andrew.

Andrew? Who's Andrew?

Never mind.

Oh, I just wish both my legs were broken
and I were dead. Come on.

I know someplace we can wait.

You like views?

No. Good. This place doesn't have them.

Well, what every Cinderella needs, her
own private swimming pool.

What Cinderella needs is a coat for four
white horses.

If you had one wish right now, what
would it be?

To make a telephone call.

Are we doing?

I thought you'd never ask. How's the
homeland?

Men stink.

Ever heard that one before?

Hey, listen, you sound terrible.

Is it the connection?

No, it's the weather. We're fogged in.

Oh, God.

The airport in New York is closed.

It's not.

I've got a real got -to for you now.
You've got to cover for me at the

engagement party.

Hey, listen, Audrey, do you...

I really think we can get away with
this. I mean, you know, the guests at

party really know you.

All you have to do is hug the fuckers
and fuck the huggers. There's got to be

more to it than that.

Lucy, put a mask on your face and say
it's a Mexican feast day.

Wrap your head in bandages and go as
Claude Rains. Do whatever you have to

but be there.

I've got my reason.

Audrey, is something wrong? Start
getting dressed. You're late.

I want to look beautiful.

Listen, Audrey, I'll do my best for you.

Thanks, Lucy.

You're the cavalry now.

Hey, come on. Cheer up.

I will.

It's just that point in the story when I
don't think I'll ever get back to

Kansas. Now, don't worry. I'll handle
everything.

Only they didn't look at my face.

Thank you.

Your plane takes off in 45 minutes.

I got more than I bargained for.

Can I call you in the city after Labor
Day?

That's not a very good idea.

At least not for a while.

Okay.

Lucy, there are so many things I want to
say to you.

If we happen to see each other again in
New York or anywhere,

I may seem a little odd and maybe...

Well, maybe a little different.

And I may not even remember all the
facts about our time together,

but that's just the way I am.

Please believe this and don't forget it.

There was a time in our lives when I
needed you very much, and you

were there.

And you touched me very deeply.

It started out as such a game.

Every game has its winners and losers.

I'm sure she's on her way.

I'm sure she's just a little nervous
about coming. You know how shy she is

everything.

Hello, everybody.

You all got here so early.

Andrew, darling.

Audrey, it's me.

Oh, of course it's you. I just remember
you being taller when we don't see each

other.

Mother.

That's Hortense, the caterer. Oh, yes, a
mother to us all.

A toast to the happy couple.

There's an intoxicating odor of dubiety
in the air.

I love your dress.

I'm going to shower and get into
something more comfortable.

Enjoy, everyone. Just enjoy.

You shouldn't be tense on a day like
today.

Come on. Let me relax your shoulder for
you.

making me tingle all over.

That's what you're doing.

That's not the best way to do it.

It's not?

And that's how you make me tingle.

And this is the room I wanted you...
Audrey.

She's just been such an angel about
everything.

Vanessa, go serve the Blintzes.

Who are they?

Come on.

Come on. Audrey.

Are there a lot of things you haven't
told me?

Oh, no, no, definitely not.

Whatever I've told you is the way it is.

Today is just, well, you know, a special
day.

It's my first engagement, and how often
do you get to see so many hors d

'oeuvres? You told me you were engaged
at college.

That, you wouldn't call that an
engagement.

No, you did.

You're starting life over now.
Everything is new.

You said you didn't want anything to
change.

Andrew, whenever you start life over,
nothing ever changes.

Are you looking for someone?

Yeah, Audrey.

Who are you?

Who do I look like?

I knew this fellow once who told me most
girls don't like anal sex because

they're afraid of brain damage.

But I don't think he had a very high
opinion of women in general.

Were you expected?

Yeah, but not here.

She's smart and expected.

See, women find me very hard to resist.

What's your name?

Stanley. From where?

Thursday night.

You know what my friends call me?

Collect.

Sexy.

Wait here, Sexy.

Where did you say you know Audrey from?

Well, I don't really know her, but I was
supposed to bang her the other night.

Sexy Stanley is here.

From where?

Thursday night?

Are you sure you're at the right party?

Hey, baby.

Surprised to see me?

Should I be?

I've been thinking about you.

Thank you.

I've been thinking about you. I think
you deserve one good bang before you

settle down.

Oh, fabulous.

Stanley, we'd better forget about
Thursday night.

You're right. I was just going to say
that. You were? Why?

Because it was a disaster. That was then
and this is now.

Now I'm going to spoil you.

Stanley.

You're a fucker.

So?

So you need some hugging.

Vanessa, hug him.

And then the lesson's Thursday.

That's what long weekends are for.

That was my therapist.

He's taking the place of my surrogate,
yeah.

Today's my last session.

Now I can share my life.

I want it.

I want it a lot.

I want it.

I want what you've got, you've got,
you've got, you've got.

Oh, thanks for coming, and have a safe
trip.

I just live in the apartment next door.

But you've got, you've got, you've got,
you've got

You know, Audrey, waiting all this time
has meant a lot to me. I really

appreciate your understanding.

I think you deserve a medal.

Then I deserve a kiss on both cheeks.

It's my favorite music.

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

Whenever I have an orgasm, I get a
headache.

What?

It's the family curse.

Unless I take two aspirin.

But you haven't had an orgasm yet.

What?

I want to give you a foot rub.

What? Oh, God.

Oh, a dream.

Oh. Oh.

No one's ever done that to me before.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, that hurt.

You just stuck it in.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, God, how did you do that?

How did she do that?

Do what?

Can't wait any longer.

Excuse me again.

Where are you going?

The bathroom.

You just came out of there. Andrew, I
know it isn't this way in the movies or

videocassettes, but in real life it is.

I don't believe I made it. We both made
it, I think.

This sure beats the last time we took
each other's place.

Tell me, did I get here in time? How far
did you get?

He's, uh, on the launching pad.

It's blast off minus ten.

I think we invented an entirely new
concept in lovemaking.

He's ready.

Lucy, darling, of whom nobody does it
like.

I dedicate this fuck...

To you.

Thanks, masked man, until I need you
again.

Let's keep in touch.

I thought you peed.

Sometimes you can live an entire
lifetime in the time it takes to pee.

I heard that in an Alan Lab movie once,
so it must be true.

Oh, Andrew,

I've lived.

I'm no longer a woman.

I'm a girl.

We never got to the Dixie Hotel.

The Dixon Hotel.

That sounds a little phony to

me.

Hello?

Okay.

I have a visitor. I'll be right back.

Audrey!

Calvin, you made it. Oh, better late
than never.

Diane got airsick, but she called Sal
London who said that we missed a great

party. We never got to see you in a
bikini.

Here.

How sweet.

Yeah, we put a lot of thought into that.

Do you know who you look like?

Who?

The girl in the duty -free shop in
Brussels.

Well, you know what they say.

Everyone has a double.

Thank you for the lovely gift.

How did you ever know my taste?

And Calvin, I have something for you.

If you have any bruises in three days,

you won't see a thing.

Hi. This is a wonderful surprise.

For me, too.

Congratulations on your marriage. How's
it going?

So far, so good. What are you doing
here?

Well, I kissed every frog in New York,
but not one of them turned into a

So I'm doing some modeling, and I've
given up men forever.

That sounds pretty drastic.

Where's Andrew? Is he here? Yes, he's
shopping. I better be getting back.

What were you saying?

At the Blue Danube.

Can we have lunch tomorrow?

I'll be alone all day.

Oh, great.

I'll call you about ten.

See you tomorrow.

Right. Bye.

I'm sorry.