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Don't be so shy.

I don't bite.

Relax baby.

First step to the pit. I know.

That doesn't sound like your name at the back of the bar.

That was Renee, fresh into town, out for a good time in the big city.

Wow. This is Richard, ready to deliver.

What's wrong?

I've never done this before.

This is the first time I've ever been away from my husband.

And here I am in a strange motel room with a strange man on the first night.

I hate to burst your bubble, darling, but I'm

married too.

But you said... I know what I said.

That was Richard two hours ago.

We just stopped off on the way home for a couple of drinks.

I didn't plan it.

It just happened.

You and me.

We.

A few drinks.

A few laughs.

And now we're two married people alone in this motel room about to cheat on our

marriage.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

We'll probably never see each other again.

So let's make the most of it.

No strength?

No strength.

Okay.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah. Would you let me suck your cock?

My husband never let me do that, and I'd like to try it for the first time.

By all means.

First I'm gonna suck your cock And then you're gonna fuck me

Then I'm gonna suck it again And you're gonna fuck me again

Hello?

Mrs. Anderson?

Yes? George?

Is everything okay?

Yes, it's going as planned.

When your husband gets home, just act natural.

Be nice to him tonight and hit him in the face with the pictures tomorrow.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I mean, I don't hate the guy. It's just I can't stand being married to his

career any longer.

Goddamn committee and newspapers.

I just can't... I can't take it anymore.

You do want a divorce, don't you?

Yes, what did I just say?

Then don't worry.

Rene will call you when he leaves.

Believe me, it'll be worth it to be rid of the bastard.

Good night, Mrs. Anderson.

I hope you're right.

So you want a divorce, Mrs. Anderson.

Get your divorce, and I give all I want.

If somebody hasn't sucked a lot of cock, you do that real well.

That's it, buddy.

Suck on his cock.

Oh, goodness.

I want you to love me, baby.

My cunt's with you.

I don't taste you.

Thanks. Huh?

I said thanks. You have to get home.

Oh, yeah. I was just, um, talking.

Thank you.

Hello. Hello, Cindy.

This is Renee.

He's in the bathroom changing.

He should be home shortly.

I don't know what to say.

Just have the money ready.

Okay.

You'll hear from me in the morning.

I'll tell you where and when you can meet me. I'll have the pictures.

I'll be waiting for your call.

Thanks for everything.

Bye. Bye.

See you.

Stick back in your pants. Let's get the hell out of here. You got your pictures.

Long day?

Yeah.

I stopped off at the horseshoe club for a couple of drinks.

Is dinner ready yet?

Well, no.

No.

What do you mean, no?

Darling, it's one o 'clock in the morning. I thought you'd catch a bite

I worked my ass off all day long and told me to live off a handful of fucking

beer.

Well, you didn't call and let me know.

Let you know what?

You're my wife. You're supposed to fix dinner.

Or is that too much to ask?

Look at this place.

What do you do all day long? This looks like a fucking dump.

I have a million things to do.

I have to do the laundry. I have to do the grocery shopping.

I'm busy all day.

Busy.

Busy all day long, so that when I come home, all I ever hear is, let's go out.

Let's go out for a movie.

Why don't you take me out to dinner?

Well, maybe if you'd spend a little more time on me instead of stopping at the

horseshoe, I'd care a little more.

Spend?

Is that the only word you know?

Spend money on me?

Spend time on me?

Don't fucking spend with you!

Look, I don't want to argue about this. Then why don't you shut up and go fix me

some dinner because I'm hungry. I'm real hungry.

Yes, dear.

So, did you get on the special committee?

All you ever do is bitch.

No, I didn't get on the committee.

Well, who did?

Nobody did.

Chairman Riggins is out of town.

When he gets back in town, I'll find out whether or not I got the appointment.

Suppose you want to bitch about that, too.

Jeez, I was just asking.

You ask too many questions.

Renee. I'll be right there.

Morning.

Here's my joke.

Oh, good stuff.

You know, I know who this guy is.

It's not a simple blackmail.

You want to stay healthy enough to keep blowing your brains out with this,

you'll forget what you know and do as you're told.

Hey, okay, I know nothing.

The good girl.

George!

Hello. Oh, hi, Renee.

Yeah, when can I get the pictures?

If you want your old man's pictures spread all over the newspapers, you'll

what I say.

What are you doing to me?

If you want these pictures, you'll take the assignment and fill in for me

tonight. I couldn't do that. I can't go to bed with another man.

Well, then find another way of getting a divorce. These pictures are shit and

trash. Goodbye.

No, wait.

What would I have to do?

Just be at the horseshoe at 11. Somebody will be there to pick you up.

Goodbye.

Oh, God, what have I done?

So what's the word?

I'm having trouble with a girl.

I told you not to use a junkie.

I thought I could trust her.

So what's the problem?

She found out who Anderson is. She wants more money.

You think she's starting to put two and two together?

Uh, she's going to make some trouble.

You mean blackmail?

Either way, it doesn't look good.

Well, I know one thing.

That hotel's got to open up before the end of the year, and that gives us less

than two weeks.

The changes the fire commission want us to make will take months.

Yeah, I know.

That hotel's going to open up before the end of the year, with or without the

structural changes.

You see to the members of the fire commission.

You understand?

Yeah, but what about Rene? I've got a couple of guys that'll take care of

Okay.

By the way, my name is John.

Oh, Stan.

Yeah. I can't believe this.

Believe it.

Jeez. I mean, those two chicks are gorgeous.

I mean, you know, they came on to us like two street hookers.

They ain't, pal.

I had Carla three weeks ago at a party.

Wild fucking broad.

Hey, man, let's switch tonight.

Let me have a shot at that Cindy you're with.

Hey, that's fine with me.

You know, I don't even really know her.

And she just, she came to me and she said, do you want to go party?

So here I am.

Well, I didn't really know what was happening.

Relax, man.

I do this kind of shit all the time.

These broads, they're party girls.

All they want to do is fuck.

Well, I tell you, this is new for me. I've never been in bed with anyone else

other than my wife.

Take it easy, man.

Probably keep you so busy, you'd just be having a good time. You ain't be

wearing anything else.

Trust you, huh? Yeah, man, trust me.

If you can't trust me, who can you trust, you know? Right.

Yeah.

You need to take him some love.

All right, you know how those bitches are, man. They get all primped and

They'll be out in a little bit.

Yeah, you just let me have a little shot at that, Cindy, and things will go

okay. Should we get naked?

Yeah, man, let's surprise them. Let's get good naked. When they come in, we'll

be ready for them, huh? Okay. All right.

Yeah, I do this shit all the time, man.

Dogs like this, they're all over the place.

You sound like you get around a lot. Yeah, man. Well, you know, I'm out a lot

night. Out with those kind of people.

So, uh, what do you do for a living?

Look, you knew what you were up for when you took this assignment.

Look, Renee didn't say anything about this.

Never mind what Renee said. You're working for me, and if you're flooded,

going to be your ass.

Well, can't we just turn the lights down?

If we turn down the lights, there won't be any pictures.

Pictures.

Well, can you help me here with my hair?

I mean, those guys probably aren't even undressed yet. What are they going to

think if we walk out like this?

They ain't going to think about nothing but getting their flung up your ass, and

neither are you. Let's go.

What the hell's taking him so long? I don't know.

Surprise. All right.

Surprise.

Good.

Hello.

Cindy, it's party time.

I don't know.

Oh, baby.

What's there to know? You look great.

I've just never done this before.

Oh, relax, baby.

Come on. It's going to be fine.

Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, that's it, sweetheart.

Work the kinks out of it.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to do just fine.

Let me try you.

Woo!

oh no oh

Go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

I won't.

oh no

Oh yes.

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

I didn't need that girl. I could have handled the guy myself.

No way, sweetheart.

You don't work without daddy.

You do, and I'll break your fucking face.

Now, that's my rule.

Never mind what that coked -out bitch Renee tells you.

Anyway, you seem to be having a pretty good time for yourself out there.

What are you complaining about?

Things you had your dick in the rod all night.

I got no complaints.

But you, you little bitch, you took it in the ass from that guy.

I loved it. I saw you getting it up again as you watched me. Yeah.

Well, what are we telling out there anyway?

Fuck them. We did our job.

Yeah, well, which one's divorced and who and why?

I don't know.

Who cares? Renee handles that.

Yeah, well, I'd just like to know the scene a little bit better.

Well, I don't know about you, but she handles that stuff and it's none of her

business. I think we ought to go out and get something to eat. I'm starving.

Yeah, that sounds good. Me too.

That was another thing. Jack's walk.

You'll hear lots of kidding about that tonight.

Yeah, well, I certainly enjoyed it.

So did I.

Let's go.

Yeah, well, we'll see you folks, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Listen,

I didn't really get a chance to introduce myself.

Turn.

How did you know?

You're John, I'm Cindy, and here we are in bed together.

Well, I suppose that's supposed to mean something, but I don't know exactly

what. It means you're going to be getting a divorce soon.

Let's have a shotgun wedding while we're at it, all right?

Did I say something funny?

Yeah, you did.

You'll probably be getting a divorce soon.

You will when your wife sees the pictures.

What pictures?

The pictures the guy behind that mirror took of all of us.

Your wife's going to love them.

That was Jack's style.

He looked.

He stared.

He waited.

I think he learned it from a turtle.

I once told him he should team up with Perry Como and make still pictures.

But Jack had a routine with Mel Blanc that he used to switch around and had

never missed. Watch this.

Not only a comedy classic, but it's a perfect example of Jack's unique pacing.

Are you serious?

I don't know. Last night my husband was here.

Now I'm here.

Bed, seat, a lot of action.

I don't understand.

What are you talking about?

About feeling awful about being here.

Well, what about me? I'm married too.

I know. That's why I'm here, remember?

Are you serious?

I'm here so your wife can get divorced from her husband who cheats on her.

Well, I don't want a divorce.

I love my wife.

I don't cheat on her.

Once with me and twice with Carla, that's not cheating. No, I don't want a

divorce.

Well, she does.

She can't.

I don't know why not. I do.

Forget about you. Now, what about me?

Listen, start over from the beginning.

I'm here tonight because your wife hired a woman to sleep with you and be

photographed having sex.

That woman couldn't make it, so I'm here in her place, so she'll give me the

pictures that she took of herself with my husband last night. Got it?

You're crazy.

I may be crazy, and I may have been royally fucked, but you are getting a

divorce. You're crazy.

So you want a divorce?

What?

Did I stutter?

Read my lips.

I want a divorce.

Okay.

Okay?

Okay?

To 12 years of marriage, that's all I get is okay?

What the hell are you talking about?

You come in here smelling like a whorehouse and babbling about a divorce.

What do you expect from me?

An explanation would be nice.

I've got nothing to explain.

You set me up for a photo session and you have nothing to explain?

So you had some pictures taken.

They didn't come out looking too good.

Darling, my best... So now you want to blame me?

My best side is not my asshole.

Don't blame me. I didn't take the pictures.

But you did it.

You set it up.

Let me see the pictures then. Sure I will. Sure I will. Yeah, and give me the

proof you need for a divorce.

You're going to sweat blood for those pictures, sweetheart.

Re -shoot.

Re -shoot.

Re -shoot, huh?

That was my best performance in years, baby.

Then what are you bitching about?

Three times. Three times in a row.

I did good.

Okay, dear. So you did good.

Let's go to bed.

I'm tired, okay?

I can't believe it, you know?

You can't believe what?

You know, you should have seen me.

God, I was a wild man.

Do you know she was begging for more?

I did good.

She?

Yeah. You know, we finished the first time.

She starts munching on my rod, and it starts getting up again.

God, I was really too thick.

What are you talking about? She was munching on your rod.

Three times.

Three times in a row.

And the last time was up the half.

God, I was good.

Up the half?

I'll show you up the half.

You fucked another woman?

Two.

Two?

I'll rip your face out!

Listen, you set it up. You wanted it that way.

I set up nothing. I wanted nothing, you bastard.

You did it.

You fucked another woman. I did nothing.

Time out here.

Now, if you didn't set it up, then who did?

John, did you really do it with another woman?

How could you?

Well, it was easy.

And she kept telling me what a terrific weenie I had.

Let me see.

What?

Your weenie.

No.

Let me see.

It's my private weenie, and you can't see it.

Remember when you thought I cheated?

How you got down over the cotton swab, taking semen samples?

Which turned out nothing but a mild bladder infection.

One quick look.

Whip it out.

Mmm.

Mmm what?

Your shorts are too tight. Get out of here.

Either you wiped off with a hundred grit sandpaper or you fucked another woman.

I fucked two other women.

You fucked two women?

Yeah.

Want some help with that?

Sure.

Did she say she liked your weenie?

A few times.

Not as much as I do.

Oh, okay.

Let me do that for you.

Mm -hmm.

Then why did you cheat on me?

If I do it so well, you don't need to get it for anybody else, do you?

No, honey, I'm serious.

Just don't stop.

Mm -hmm.

You do the right things.

Mm -hmm.

Every time I see your tits, I remember why I love you so much.

Do you really love me?

Yes, I do, baby. I do.

You went to bed with two women.

Honey, let's not bring that up right now, okay?

Only if you promise not to do it again.

I promise.

Keep sucking.

No sand going in your mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Do you feel like fucking me?

Mm -hmm.

Is that why you do it so good?

Why don't you lay back? Let me see.

Let me look at you for a moment.

Oh, you know I love those garter bells, don't you?

What did you do to the women?

I mean, you had a few of them.

Well... You could have been quite busy.

Do you really want to know?

Mm -hmm.

But that's no.

Let me see if I can remember.

I'll tell you what.

I lived one like this, all right?

Mm.

That's good.

I wouldn't dream of getting a divorce from you.

I like your tongue too much.

You do that so well.

Did those other girls enjoy this?

I think so.

They didn't tell you, they did.

Oh, yeah, that's right, right?

It seemed like.

Mmm.

They didn't do that just well.

I can't believe that.

Quite easily.

Yes, you're so moderate.

Mm -hmm

It's going.

Come here. I bet you're wet right now, aren't you?

I sure am.

I sure hope so.

You're going to see.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, baby.

I feel so good.

God, I do love you. I do love you.

I really don't know where you get the energy from at all.

Me neither.

Don't let that stop you.

It just feels good. It just feels good. God, it feels good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

Oh, God.

That's it.

That's it.

Come on.

Like that.

Will you be smart?

I'm smart.

Grab my balls. Come on. Hold my balls.

Yes, baby.

How did you come with all of the two girls?

Came in their mouth.

In their mouth?

Yeah. Good. You can come with my tits then, okay?

Okay.

I don't want to do anything that doesn't fit.

Just a little bit longer, though. Just a little more than this, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Gosh, you've got a good ass.

I'll keep it.

Oh, yeah, it's coming. It's coming.

It's coming.

Mm -mm.

I don't want to ever hear anything about being tired again.

I count three women in one night, one of them twice, and that leaves you

defenseless from any future arguments.

Still, I wonder who set you up.

It had nothing to do with the committee.

Who'd give a rip about a lousy stage that's done this committee?

You know, people who don't want to part with the millions it'll cost to make the

new codes.

Hmm. You know, there's this new guy, Anderson.

You know, but I thought he was going to vote with me.

To obey the standards?

Yeah. Or your job?

That's it.

Jesus, why didn't I realize it?

Just ask me, dear. I'm here to help.

Now, who wants your job?

About 14 guys.

Uh -huh.

Let's make a list.

No, there's only one guy, though, whose job I want.

And that's the guy who did it.

Who?

David.

David the creep?

Yeah.

David the creep who set up Bellingham last year with that phony secretary

bullshit. Uh -huh.

Bellingham took her out. End of Bellingham.

Yeah. I'm going to get his ass.

No, you won't, dear. I will.

He cheated on me, remember?

No, no. I wouldn't miss this for the world.

You won't.

It'll be right here.

When Chairman Regan sees the pictures of David.

Right here in this bed in your house with your wife.

My wife?

Of course.

If it's fair for you, it's fair for me.

You stand outside the window and take the pictures.

In a pig's eye?

Hmm.

How do you intend to lure him here?

Hey, you never mind that, but you're not fucking anybody in my bed while I'm

outside the window.

Oh, shit.

And here I was, looking forward to getting a little strange stuff.

Hey, what are you talking about?

I hear he has a big cup.

Your ass.

Don't do that.

Hello? Hello, is this always horny dogs?

If it's Thursday, it is.

How are you?

Want to get laid?

Anybody I know?

No.

Tall, dark, and handsome, with a big dick?

No. Short, fat, and ugly, with warts on his dick.

Oh, hey, the warts I could go for. I haven't had a good wart bug since that

salesman left town.

No, serious, no.

I want you to do me a favor.

Shoot.

I want you to fuck somebody for me.

This is Rose, isn't it?

Yeah, you heard right.

No, seriously.

John's job is in trouble, and I need you to do me a favor, okay?

Hello? Hello, Cindy. This is Renee.

Do you have the photos?

Yes. How was last night?

The most humiliating experience of my life.

Sorry to hear that, but business is business.

Well, when can I get the pictures?

Whenever you like, but only one thing.

The price has doubled.

That's $10 ,000. I don't have that kind of money.

Get it?

I don't believe this. That's blackmail.

That's right, sweetheart.

The same thing you're planning for your husband.

Well, I don't want the photos. Not today and not ever. And don't you ever call

me again.

Whatever you like.

You forget one thing.

I know who your husband is and what he does.

And the papers will pay me plenty for it.

You bitch.

I'm going to...

John and Rose here.

John and Rose went out to pick up a few things.

They just phoned. Now they've got car trouble.

It'll be a while.

I'm Dorothy.

David. David Hamilton. My pleasure. Pleased to meet you. Can I get you a

Sure. Scotch? Scotch water?

Oh, the phone. Excuse me. Make yourself comfortable.

An absolute phone call.

I can't believe it. It's my first one.

What did he say?

He said he has a nine -inch cock and he'd just love to shove up my pussy.

Promises, promises. That's what they all say.

I'll give you something real.

Are you playing with your cock now?

Ooh, I'll bet it's big and hard.

Put me out.

Well, in that case, my dear, the conversation need not go any further.

But it's so poetic.

Ah, but a rose is a rose is a rose.

Shakespeare, my dear.

But a wet pussy is a meal.

David Hamilton.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a fire inspector.

I'm always looking for hot stuff.

Ah, your lips are like the petals

in a new warm spring.

Yeah, Helen.

She sure knows how to turn a guy on, doesn't she?

Yes, I'm telling you.

A rose.

Is a rose.

Is a rose.

Is a rose.

Does your mother know about this?

Look at her go.

Shh.

I'm sorry.

Chairman Reagan is going to have a laugh.

Then your job will be safe.

Won't it?

Oh, she sure does laugh. It's like a cult, isn't she? Look at her. I don't

to be quiet.

Such a lovely feast to behold.

David's not going to be too pleased when he sees this.

Taste the little pitches.

You're going to get him on this one.

The fucker does have a big quad, doesn't he? He does.

Damn.

I told you he had a big cup.

Come

on,

take that one.

You know, it's so biting, I'd like to go in myself.

How would you like to force them, me, Daddy, and David?

Don't tell me to shush.

They can't hear us. They're too much involved in themselves.

Shh.

Don't go.

That boy's got some energy, doesn't he?

You'll have to show me how much energy you've got tonight.

Later, later, later.

Never mind later.

What do you think of this one? What do you think of that one?

I can do better.

I told you she was the most visual fucking cop.

Damn. What a way to get a guy into the bedroom.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, I love it, I love it.

Oh, I'm gonna get you, David.

I'm gonna get you.

How was the show?

Terrific. John had a heart on all the way through the show. Rose.

Well, I hope you got what you wanted.

I'm pumped.

So, if you'll excuse me.

You look rubbish. We'll take you to brunch in the morning, okay?

Okay. Okay, good night. Nice. You know the way, huh, Doc?

Thank you.

Now we'll just wait till our friend gets good and comfortable, all right?

We'll teach him a lesson.

I'll make him suffer for making my husband cheat on me.

Can't wait.

I can't wait.

She'd be terrific, wouldn't she?

Such a horny little girl.

Looks pretty fucking good to me.

I wonder what happened.

There's a dumper there, lightning.

Get another one over there. Very close thing. Right.

There's one here.

Okay, that should be enough. You guys cover up now.

Oh, boy.

Thanks, guys.

That better not touch your... Please, Mike.

God damn, from bonzo to president. I just don't know what the hell this

is coming to.

Hello. Okay, smartass.

Remember that number you were with?

Last night?

I've got pictures of your little party. So? I thought we'd make a little trade.

Who the hell is this?

Don't play smart with me, David. You want me off that fire safety committee.

McCord? Yeah.

You jerk.

I recommended you for that position.

Besides, ever since you've been on the committee, the IRS has been all over my

ass.

Hello, Miss Anderson.

Yes, I've got to speak with Richard, please. This is John McCord.

John McCord?

Cindy?

Are you the John McCord that works on Dick's fire safety committee?

Holy shit.

I've been trying to get a hold of you, but I didn't know how to. Never mind,

never mind.

I've got to get a hold of Renee.

Renee's working for somebody, and that somebody's trying to scuttle a fire

safety committee.

Well, to hell with your fire safety committee, John.

I can't get anybody's pictures. Yours, mine, Richard's, nobody's. Renee's dead.

Read it in the paper.

What?

Drug overdose. They found her in the alley behind her house last night.

I'll call you back later.

Who's that on the phone?

John McCord.

How do you know John McCord?

How do I know John McCord? If that wasn't so pathetic, it'd be funny.

Have you been screwing John on the side?

No, but someone's been screwing all of us right before our very eyes.

What are you talking about?

Look, I wanted to blackmail you into getting a divorce.

So I hired this guy to take pictures of you screwing someone else.

The only thing I didn't know, however, is that he wanted to wreck your damn

safety commission.

Huh. How in the hell did he get the... Look, they blackmailed me too.

They took pictures of me screwing John McCord.

I don't know what happened to David.

But they've got the Fire Safety Commission by the balls.

Who would have anything to gain from blackmailing the members of the Fire

Commission?

Maybe years before we find out the real truth.

Quite a scene of panic and terror here for the guests inside the hotel. People

who escaped said the smoke was absolutely impenetrable. And anybody who

the door behind them and started walking right would have been dead within, or

finished within five seconds. But then the smoke started coming into the ice

park, and we headed out through the casino, and John here fell over, he

couple of bodies.

Andrew Youngman told us that the injured were coming directly from the hotel.

An employee told one reporter that no warning was given

to evacuate when the blaze broke out.

Right now at the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel.

Las Vegas authorities are looking for the arsonist who set the Hilton Hotel to

fire, killing eight people.

Eight people at the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel.

It was the gambling resort's second major blaze in three months.

But unlike the MGM... Security guard went through the casino, exhorting the

gamblers, this is the last... Shockwave... Favreau says his

paperwork on the MGM fire was destroyed in a blaze at his office last month.