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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,581 --> 00:00:53,955 Quite a turnout. Nice to see. 2 00:00:53,956 --> 00:00:58,956 We should've charged admission. 3 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:02,122 Charlie's mother left this for us. 4 00:01:02,123 --> 00:01:04,497 - Open it? - No, you. 5 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,705 Maxime. 6 00:01:05,706 --> 00:01:08,247 Let's open it together. 7 00:01:08,248 --> 00:01:13,248 I'll do it. 8 00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:23,164 It's the house in Corsica. 9 00:01:24,123 --> 00:01:28,622 There's a note. 10 00:01:28,623 --> 00:01:31,705 "Make the trip anyway." 11 00:01:31,706 --> 00:01:33,288 That's nuts. 12 00:01:33,289 --> 00:01:36,080 - We said we would. - The 4 of us, not 3. 13 00:01:36,081 --> 00:01:37,872 We can't go without Charlie. 14 00:01:37,873 --> 00:01:42,873 It does sound like a last wish. 15 00:01:43,081 --> 00:01:45,038 When are you free? 16 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:48,497 - What d'you mean? - When are you free? 17 00:01:48,498 --> 00:01:50,788 After the 27th I have a few days. 18 00:01:50,789 --> 00:01:53,080 Or else not before late July. 19 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:55,288 - The 21th to 30th'? TBS... - TBS'? 20 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,038 You're getting carried away. 21 00:01:57,039 --> 00:01:58,497 Look, I don't need you. 22 00:01:58,498 --> 00:02:00,538 Each goes when he can. 23 00:02:00,539 --> 00:02:02,330 It has our 3 names. 24 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,455 So? Nothing binds us. 25 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:06,163 Great. 26 00:02:06,164 --> 00:02:08,872 Here you are. 27 00:02:08,873 --> 00:02:11,372 You Okay? 28 00:02:11,373 --> 00:02:13,622 Well? 29 00:02:13,623 --> 00:02:18,623 I don't know what it says, but it meant a lot. 30 00:02:21,456 --> 00:02:25,455 See you outside. 31 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:27,872 - Let's go now. - What d'you mean, now? 32 00:02:27,873 --> 00:02:30,163 - And next weekend? - I just said I can't. 33 00:02:30,164 --> 00:02:31,663 And in a month? 34 00:02:31,664 --> 00:02:33,497 Dunno. Gotta ask my lady. 35 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:35,372 It's now or never. 36 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:37,330 This wasn't planned. 37 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:42,331 Dying wasn't either. 38 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:45,538 No dawdling. This isn't a vacation. 39 00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:48,122 Shit, my bag. Be right there. 40 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:50,080 Great start. 41 00:02:50,081 --> 00:02:55,081 I'll get the car. 42 00:02:55,581 --> 00:03:00,581 - Make a wish for our first trip. - Mazel tov. 43 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:20,248 I have a neat game. 44 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:35,830 Do I go to the moon in a Ferrari? 45 00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:36,747 Of course not! 46 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:39,038 - I don't get it. - It's not hard. 47 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:42,372 With each round, I invent a new rule to get to the moon. 48 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:43,622 You find the rule. 49 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,663 What's the rule? 50 00:03:44,664 --> 00:03:49,664 The link between clues! 51 00:03:55,414 --> 00:03:58,872 Between a toaster, a Hopper painting, a Bugatti and bacon? 52 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:01,163 There's no way! Sorry, but... 53 00:04:01,164 --> 00:04:02,788 I'll help you. 54 00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:05,038 Boris, I imagine you like jazz. 55 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:07,955 You can go with Benny Goodman. 56 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,122 And you, Elie, with Tel Aviv! 57 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:12,538 Tel Aviv and bacon in one breath! 58 00:04:12,539 --> 00:04:17,539 You got me. 59 00:04:22,456 --> 00:04:24,663 You lose, okay? 60 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,413 My rule 61 00:04:26,414 --> 00:04:29,663 is 1909. 62 00:04:29,664 --> 00:04:34,664 You go to the moon with things that began in 1909. 63 00:04:41,289 --> 00:04:46,122 Tel Aviv, Benny Goodman and Bugatti. All 1909! 64 00:04:46,123 --> 00:04:47,622 How about that! 65 00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:48,705 Complicated. 66 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,538 You make up the next rule. 67 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:52,330 550 miles, is it? 68 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:53,705 More. 69 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:58,706 Great game, I like it. 70 00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:09,163 JUST LIKE BROTHERS 71 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:12,372 Invent something. I pay you for that. 72 00:05:12,373 --> 00:05:16,663 Put off the signing a few days, not 6 months! 73 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:19,580 Keep me posted. 74 00:05:19,581 --> 00:05:23,205 - And once you sell your business? - I do nothing, like you. 75 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:26,413 It's not nothing. I write for TV. It's work! 76 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,747 At the bookstore more than the office. 77 00:05:28,748 --> 00:05:30,622 It's for my research. 78 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,247 Why isn't Cassandra answering? 79 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:35,663 Soon you'll find her in bed with another guy. 80 00:05:35,664 --> 00:05:37,663 What? 81 00:05:37,664 --> 00:05:38,955 Relax, he's joking. 82 00:05:38,956 --> 00:05:40,622 It's not my kind of joke. 83 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:42,163 Cut it out. 84 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:45,080 No smoking in my car! Stale smoke stinks. 85 00:05:45,081 --> 00:05:48,830 It's my tribute to Charlie. 86 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:51,455 Don't act smart-alecky to hide your grief. 87 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:55,955 I'm smart-alecky because I'm a smart-aleck. Nuance. 88 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,622 I don't feel so hot. 89 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,788 Must be the grief. I'm queasy. 90 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:02,288 Look what you ate! 91 00:06:02,289 --> 00:06:05,163 There's a nem left. 92 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,872 Cool car! All the extras. 93 00:06:07,873 --> 00:06:11,038 Can you find Puyvert? 94 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:12,830 I'll check the map. 95 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,747 Quit fiddling with everything! 96 00:06:14,748 --> 00:06:16,538 I seek out roles that mirror me. 97 00:06:16,539 --> 00:06:19,205 He sacrifices all for his family. 98 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:20,163 I love that guy. 99 00:06:20,164 --> 00:06:21,622 It speaks to me. 100 00:06:21,623 --> 00:06:24,455 Your greatest sacrifice for your kids? 101 00:06:24,456 --> 00:06:26,955 "Delivering without a spinal." 102 00:06:26,956 --> 00:06:28,205 Wow! Know him? 103 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:30,038 Yes, he's my father. 104 00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:31,080 Come off it! 105 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:32,247 He really is. 106 00:06:32,248 --> 00:06:34,955 - I dig your dad. - Everyone "digs" him. 107 00:06:34,956 --> 00:06:37,788 Can we slow down? 108 00:06:37,789 --> 00:06:39,122 I'm gonna puke. 109 00:06:39,123 --> 00:06:40,413 Don't. The car's new. 110 00:06:40,414 --> 00:06:41,747 Here it comes. 111 00:06:41,748 --> 00:06:43,455 We'll stop. I'll stop! 112 00:06:43,456 --> 00:06:45,122 Swallow it. 113 00:06:45,123 --> 00:06:50,123 - Sorry... - I'm slowing down. 114 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:52,372 What a rainbow yawn! 115 00:06:52,373 --> 00:06:56,455 No respect for anything! 116 00:06:56,456 --> 00:07:00,538 What a stink! How gross! 117 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,205 Couldn't you hold it? 118 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:05,122 I think it was the cold shrimp nems. 119 00:07:05,123 --> 00:07:07,163 You choose: stale smoke or stale vomit. 120 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:08,580 The stench is unbearable! 121 00:07:08,581 --> 00:07:12,663 - We can't take this all night. - Fucking shit! 122 00:07:12,664 --> 00:07:14,747 Find this on fleabag.com? 123 00:07:14,748 --> 00:07:17,122 No Relais & Chateaux nearby. 124 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:19,205 Not with Ikea and Home Depot. 125 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,622 Gimme your credit card. I forgot mine. 126 00:07:22,623 --> 00:07:23,705 Thanks. 127 00:07:23,706 --> 00:07:28,706 We'll never get there at this rate. 128 00:07:29,706 --> 00:07:33,080 It still stinks. If we leave the doors open... 129 00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:35,830 Why not leave the keys, too? 130 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:39,205 You prefer room 303 or 303? 131 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:41,622 Sure, I'll be back Friday. 132 00:07:41,623 --> 00:07:45,372 If I'm not there, go alone. You know the way. 133 00:07:45,373 --> 00:07:47,622 Maybe it'll bring us luck. 134 00:07:47,623 --> 00:07:52,623 I gotta go. 135 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:55,622 What's the matter? 136 00:07:55,623 --> 00:07:57,830 Think we should tell him now? 137 00:07:57,831 --> 00:07:59,455 Tell him what? 138 00:07:59,456 --> 00:08:01,747 That we knew... About Charlie... 139 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,413 No, not here, not now. 140 00:08:03,414 --> 00:08:06,288 We'll see tomorrow. 141 00:08:06,289 --> 00:08:10,330 I'll never last the whole trip. 142 00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:15,331 Cool! The TV works with a credit card, too! 143 00:08:22,873 --> 00:08:25,413 - You speak German? - You'd never guess, huh? 144 00:08:25,414 --> 00:08:28,080 - They're really hot. - Yeah, real hot. 145 00:08:28,081 --> 00:08:30,872 But you're in your shorts. 146 00:08:30,873 --> 00:08:33,330 And not just any ones. 147 00:08:33,331 --> 00:08:36,413 Heavy duty! 148 00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:40,122 Yeah, Mom. It's me again. Just to say things are fine. 149 00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:42,538 We're spending the night in a hotel. 150 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:44,163 So there you go... 151 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:46,538 Talk soon. Lots of love. 152 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:48,330 You always call your mother? 153 00:08:48,331 --> 00:08:53,163 So she doesn't worry. 154 00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:55,455 Gotta be pretty close to stay here. 155 00:08:55,456 --> 00:08:57,038 We're a bit acquainted. 156 00:08:57,039 --> 00:08:59,372 "A bit" suited me. 157 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:03,497 What's wrong with my shorts? 158 00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:06,288 - They're too baggy. - With teddy bears. 159 00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:08,955 You'll never bed a German. 160 00:09:08,956 --> 00:09:10,497 Well, my lady digs 'em. 161 00:09:10,498 --> 00:09:12,080 Your lady? 162 00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:17,081 The one who never answers! 163 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:25,580 How do I end up paying for everyone and sharing my bed? 164 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:30,581 There's the floor. 165 00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:37,872 I got something to show you. 166 00:09:37,873 --> 00:09:40,413 You're outta your mind! 167 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:43,163 - So that's Charlie? - Charlie's ashes. 168 00:09:43,164 --> 00:09:45,163 - Why'd you do that? - Dunno. 169 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:46,872 The urn was there. I didn't think. 170 00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:48,330 You sure didn't. 171 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:50,038 And the bag? 172 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,872 I just grabbed it. 173 00:09:51,873 --> 00:09:55,038 That's immoral! What'll the family say? 174 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:56,288 Think they'll check? 175 00:09:56,289 --> 00:09:59,163 Sicko! No one checks a thing like that. 176 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,580 Sorry. 177 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:02,205 - It's okay. - It's okay? 178 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:03,622 Are you two nuts? 179 00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:05,455 So we take Charlie to Corsica? 180 00:10:05,456 --> 00:10:07,788 Spare me your twisted necrophilia. 181 00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:11,705 Or we go back and say, "Just returning Charlie"? 182 00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:13,247 No, we see it through. 183 00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:16,247 You won't tell on me? 184 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:21,248 You're totally irresponsible! 185 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:27,830 THREE MONTHS EARLIER 186 00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:28,830 ' got in 187 00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:30,622 Shit! 188 00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:33,663 Someone on Elie! 189 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:35,038 Goddammit! 190 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:36,413 Red card! 191 00:10:36,414 --> 00:10:38,413 You call that a tackle? 192 00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:43,414 You dislocated my shoulder! 193 00:10:50,331 --> 00:10:52,872 - You okay? - Yeah. 194 00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:56,247 I'm okay. 195 00:10:56,248 --> 00:10:59,747 Yellow card? Not even? 196 00:10:59,748 --> 00:11:04,748 Great. 197 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:10,038 Stay on it. 198 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,872 Go on. 199 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,413 ' Got in 200 00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:15,622 No defense? 201 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:20,623 I'm going alone. 202 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,413 Shit! 203 00:11:26,414 --> 00:11:27,538 It's magic! 204 00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:31,413 You left me alone! 205 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:32,955 See that goal? 206 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:35,372 No cover, dammit! 207 00:11:35,373 --> 00:11:37,663 What was that lousy dive? 208 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,622 That tackle stunt was better? 209 00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:41,705 We could've come back easy. 210 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:43,622 8-2, right? 211 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:44,872 Good game anyway. 212 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,038 It was uneven. What can you do? 213 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,163 Had to play as a team. 214 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:54,164 You were a little lost without me. 215 00:11:55,456 --> 00:11:57,580 The thumping of the century. 216 00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:59,413 We don't play to win, relax. 217 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,455 So why do we keep score? 218 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:04,788 Brazil! 219 00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:09,747 Borisinho, the Parisian prodigy! 220 00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:11,413 In the favelas, 221 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,413 the magic dribbles! 222 00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:15,038 Golden-feet! 223 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:17,038 Invincible! 224 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:19,747 Think it's funny? 225 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:22,413 I'll never play with you again. 226 00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:27,414 You take it too seriously. 227 00:12:34,539 --> 00:12:37,205 Forget your towel, or is it modesty? 228 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:41,872 The water's hard on my delicate skin. 229 00:12:41,873 --> 00:12:43,705 I'm too old for this shit. 230 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,455 - Lethal Weapon 4. - No, it was the first one. 231 00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:47,622 You sure? I thought it was 2. 232 00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:52,623 He says it in all four, you dopes! 233 00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:57,413 You Okay? 234 00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:58,830 I'm all right. 235 00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:03,831 Just a little tired. 236 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:10,747 I'm going to Corsica next week to rest. 237 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,163 - Come with me? - All of us? 238 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:16,538 I don't think so. I'm pretty busy. 239 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:19,413 I've got a heavy week coming. 240 00:13:19,414 --> 00:13:21,705 I'll never get all 3 of you there. 241 00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:25,080 I'm free next week. 242 00:13:25,081 --> 00:13:29,038 I wanted to tell you, since we're all together: 243 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,788 with Cassandra 244 00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:35,288 we'll soon be 3! 245 00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,705 - You don't say. - I do. 246 00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:39,455 We're adopting a cat. 247 00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,788 You jerk! 248 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:44,330 What a jerk! I thought she was pregnant. 249 00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:46,663 Hey, easy! All in good time. 250 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,122 We graduate in 2 years, 251 00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:49,872 get married and have 2 kids. 252 00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:51,455 Charlie'll be godmother. 253 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,830 No one picks godparents anymore! 254 00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:55,455 That's old hat. 255 00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:57,413 It's important to me. 256 00:13:57,414 --> 00:14:01,163 To me, too. 257 00:14:01,164 --> 00:14:04,038 I'm going for a kebab. 258 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:05,788 Anyone want one? 259 00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:07,705 It's only 10 in the morning. 260 00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:10,580 You're right. I hope it's open. 261 00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:15,581 I'll check. Later! 262 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:25,331 You still need a woman to dress you at your age! 263 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,038 Not a woman, you! 264 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,497 You jerk. 265 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,830 Help me dress, too? 266 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:36,831 Please. 267 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:40,038 I love you guys. 268 00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:42,580 We love you, too. 269 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:46,247 We don't tell you, we're guys. But we love you. 270 00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:48,622 I really don't want to lose you. 271 00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:52,872 WW say that'? 272 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,872 I've got bad news. 273 00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:56,413 Bad news? 274 00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:58,788 I didn't want to tell you. 275 00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:02,580 Promise not to tell Maxime. 276 00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:04,830 He's too young to be sad. 277 00:15:04,831 --> 00:15:09,163 You're freaking me out. Serious? 278 00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:12,205 Is it serious? 279 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,288 Yes. 280 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:20,080 How long have you known? 281 00:15:20,081 --> 00:15:25,081 A little more than 2 years. 282 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,413 Think of it as a backpack... 283 00:16:09,414 --> 00:16:14,414 that's cross-eyed. 284 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:46,955 I still can't believe Charlie's... 285 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,038 no longer with us. 286 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:54,039 What is it? Can't say the word? 287 00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:04,372 This place gives me the creeps. 288 00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:09,373 Let's get outta here. 289 00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:28,123 I want M&M's at my funeral. 290 00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:37,123 Office Reject 291 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:01,830 I picked up those 2 Germans last night. 292 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,247 - When? - When you were in the room. 293 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:05,580 - I don't believe you. - It's true. 294 00:18:05,581 --> 00:18:08,163 Really nice chicks. But hot! 295 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:10,497 Really hot! A threesome. 296 00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:13,538 I even filmed it with my phone. 297 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:15,413 Let's see. Videos, there. 298 00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:16,997 Let's go! 299 00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:19,122 Click. 300 00:18:19,123 --> 00:18:24,123 Give me my phone! 301 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,497 There! 302 00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:28,747 They may not fit, 303 00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:31,413 but at least we won't look like 3 hit-men. 304 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,580 Some he-man underwear. 305 00:18:32,581 --> 00:18:36,413 Elie jumped the 2 German girls. I'm looking for the film. 306 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:39,580 Don't be such a prude. 307 00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:41,455 You were there, too? 308 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,997 Sure. They asked where you were. 309 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,122 We knew about your fiancée. 310 00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:47,788 Europe's a great thing. 311 00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:51,497 One had a tattoo on her ass that says "eat me." 312 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,830 It's not true. 313 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,122 No, it's not true. 314 00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:55,830 Quit drooling. Gimme that. 315 00:18:55,831 --> 00:19:00,831 What a jerk. 316 00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:04,247 You didn't fool me. 317 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:07,997 You didn't. 318 00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:11,455 I'm not a jerk! 319 00:19:11,456 --> 00:19:13,372 - No Coke? - I got milk. 320 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:18,373 Milk? 321 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,872 You should've seen your face. 322 00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:22,455 We should've filmed it. 323 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:24,538 Such love for your lady! 324 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,455 My big fantasy isn't humping a German. 325 00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:28,955 I went out with a German... 326 00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:30,330 a gorgeous Berliner, in 1989. 327 00:19:30,331 --> 00:19:31,455 Change the subject! 328 00:19:31,456 --> 00:19:32,788 He changed centuries. 329 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,955 I went when the Wall came down. I have a piece. 330 00:19:35,956 --> 00:19:37,872 Of chick or Wall? 331 00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,538 I experienced History! 332 00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:43,413 You tore down a wall. That's vandalism, not History. 333 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:48,414 I wasn't even born in 1989. 334 00:19:49,081 --> 00:19:51,330 I'm glad I got organic stuff. 335 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:53,955 Less pollution here, a nice change. 336 00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:56,580 Want a zucchini? 337 00:19:56,581 --> 00:19:58,330 That's an eggplant. 338 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,038 We're just off the highway. 339 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:04,038 Relax, no stress here. No aggression. Dig it. 340 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,372 Sure, there's nobody here. 341 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,038 A serious American study 342 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:11,413 says that by planting 340 trees per sq km, 343 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:13,497 there's a 29% drop in asthma. 344 00:20:13,498 --> 00:20:17,205 I bet you didn't know! 345 00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:18,747 He's Rain Man, in fact. 346 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,788 We'll toss him matches to count. 347 00:20:20,789 --> 00:20:24,080 Cassandra and I will live next to a park in 5 years. 348 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,663 Know where you'll be in 5 years? 349 00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:29,580 Not the exact street number. There's a great kindergarten. 350 00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:32,205 He's got his whole life planned out! 351 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:37,206 When do you get cancer? 352 00:20:40,664 --> 00:20:42,705 THREE DAYS EARLIER 353 00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:43,747 Cool fridge. 354 00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,580 5 stars on compareyourfridge.com. 355 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,538 Why meet for Charlie's trip? 356 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,705 We could've done it by email. 357 00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:52,747 You have something to tell Maxime. 358 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,455 - Do I? - About why she's in the hospital. 359 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,455 Why me? 360 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,038 You know how to put things into words. 361 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,122 That's your job, right? 362 00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:02,330 I'm not writing him a sketch. 363 00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:03,747 Count me out. 364 00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:08,748 Act natural, and it'll come out naturally. 365 00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:13,830 Okay, we act natural. 366 00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:16,747 I checked dates. I'm free all the time. 367 00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:20,663 Okay, great. 368 00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:24,122 She'll be thrilled. 369 00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:29,122 Now for some France vs. Brazil. 370 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:33,997 The referee signals the kickoff. 371 00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:36,205 We plan it behind her back? 372 00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:41,206 A surprise for when she gets out. 373 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,330 Goal! 374 00:21:48,331 --> 00:21:51,163 Great pass from your cleaning lady! 375 00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:52,538 "Housekeeper." 376 00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:57,539 - Sounds fancier? - Sounds expensive! 377 00:21:58,706 --> 00:22:00,788 She's here to do what you like? 378 00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:03,122 Not everything, pervert. 379 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,330 But yes, she lives here. 380 00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:08,288 I'd really dig it if a lady took care of me, 381 00:22:08,289 --> 00:22:10,705 did the cleaning, washing and ironing... 382 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,747 Like you mother? 383 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:17,748 I guess so. 384 00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:22,580 - 2-0! - Are you in cahoots? 385 00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:27,581 Nice one! 386 00:22:32,498 --> 00:22:35,455 Know when Charlie gets out? 387 00:22:35,456 --> 00:22:38,038 3-4 days, right? 388 00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:39,705 It might be more. 389 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:42,538 Isn't tonsillitis rare at 30? 390 00:22:42,539 --> 00:22:45,247 I'm going for a sandwich. Want anything? 391 00:22:45,248 --> 00:22:47,705 - We'll order out. - It's okay. 392 00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,413 A Hawaiian sandwich. 393 00:22:49,414 --> 00:22:50,705 What's that? 394 00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:53,122 Ham, pineapple, butter toasted. 395 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:56,205 - Oyster pie for desert? - Another Hawaiian. 396 00:22:56,206 --> 00:22:59,455 Enough! Ham for everyone. 397 00:22:59,456 --> 00:23:01,413 He goes bonkers over 2 sandwiches. 398 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,330 I call that talent. 399 00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:08,331 I'm already 2 points ahead. 400 00:23:10,331 --> 00:23:12,247 Put it on pause. 401 00:23:12,248 --> 00:23:14,538 Pause it! The phone's ringing. 402 00:23:14,539 --> 00:23:19,539 - Pause! - Sure, okay. 403 00:23:22,248 --> 00:23:24,455 Elie went out, it's Maxime. 404 00:23:24,456 --> 00:23:26,330 Between-the-leg pass, 405 00:23:26,331 --> 00:23:27,705 lobbed pass, instep kick 406 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,580 and goal! 407 00:23:29,581 --> 00:23:34,581 That's talent. 408 00:23:38,414 --> 00:23:43,080 What's up? 409 00:23:43,081 --> 00:23:48,081 - That was Charlie's mother. - What about her? 410 00:23:48,664 --> 00:23:52,705 It's over. 411 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:57,706 She just said, "it's over." 412 00:24:00,456 --> 00:24:05,456 I forgot my cell. Seen it anywhere? 413 00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:52,455 I have a rule for your moon game. 414 00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:54,538 Don't you start! 415 00:24:54,539 --> 00:24:56,330 You'll never figure it out. 416 00:24:56,331 --> 00:24:57,455 I'll begin. 417 00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:00,830 Do I go to the moon with... 418 00:25:00,831 --> 00:25:03,580 a kiwi? 419 00:25:03,581 --> 00:25:05,122 Elie? 420 00:25:05,123 --> 00:25:06,830 And with 2 kiwis? 421 00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:09,330 You're a pain! Play for real. 422 00:25:09,331 --> 00:25:11,872 Do I go to the moon with... 423 00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:13,330 German girls? 424 00:25:13,331 --> 00:25:16,872 Wrong again. 425 00:25:16,873 --> 00:25:20,872 I got stung! 426 00:25:20,873 --> 00:25:23,080 What are those jerks doing? 427 00:25:23,081 --> 00:25:24,330 Who are those fuckers? 428 00:25:24,331 --> 00:25:26,622 Don't say that. Country folks are nice. 429 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:31,623 They're saying hi. 430 00:25:32,414 --> 00:25:35,122 What the fuck? 431 00:25:35,123 --> 00:25:36,413 Fuck! My car! 432 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:41,414 MY Car! 433 00:25:42,164 --> 00:25:45,872 Shit! 434 00:25:45,873 --> 00:25:47,372 Who has the backpack? 435 00:25:47,373 --> 00:25:52,373 Not the backpack! 436 00:25:52,414 --> 00:25:55,413 Why'd you leave the keys in the ignition? 437 00:25:55,414 --> 00:25:56,830 Because country folks are nice? 438 00:25:56,831 --> 00:25:59,330 No reception. Damn rednecks! 439 00:25:59,331 --> 00:26:01,330 Whose idea was this picnic? 440 00:26:01,331 --> 00:26:03,372 It's your own fault. Leaving the keys... 441 00:26:03,373 --> 00:26:04,663 Don't start. 442 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,705 It's entirely your fault. 443 00:26:06,706 --> 00:26:08,580 The cops will find your car. 444 00:26:08,581 --> 00:26:09,788 Nothing's serious to you! 445 00:26:09,789 --> 00:26:12,872 We're beat, lost, it's 100°, walking nowhere... 446 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:15,122 How much worse can it get? 447 00:26:15,123 --> 00:26:16,455 You're right. 448 00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:18,830 We could've lost Charlie. 449 00:26:18,831 --> 00:26:22,455 If the cops find the bag, I'll get the can. 450 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:23,747 We're on the lam! 451 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,747 Thinks he's Jacques Mesrine. 452 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,955 Don't pronounce the "s." 453 00:26:27,956 --> 00:26:29,372 - Fuck. - Goddam. 454 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:32,247 What's the matter? 455 00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:33,538 Is that normal? 456 00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:35,830 - Dunno. - What's that? 457 00:26:35,831 --> 00:26:39,497 Don't move. 458 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,663 Look! 459 00:26:41,664 --> 00:26:46,664 What a face! 460 00:26:47,456 --> 00:26:49,455 Of course I eat monkey... 461 00:26:49,456 --> 00:26:54,456 kosher. 462 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:06,080 Getting in or not? 463 00:27:06,081 --> 00:27:10,247 - You got sunburned! - Did I? 464 00:27:10,248 --> 00:27:15,248 I'm with the Bogdanov twins. A discount? 465 00:27:41,414 --> 00:27:45,163 Charlie's voice mail. Leave a message and I'll call you back. 466 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:50,164 Promise. 467 00:27:56,706 --> 00:27:58,580 - I've got reception! - Great. 468 00:27:58,581 --> 00:28:00,122 You can call your mother. 469 00:28:00,123 --> 00:28:05,123 I call other people, too. 470 00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:08,663 - Charlie's your background? - Can't change it. 471 00:28:08,664 --> 00:28:10,122 You stuck on her? 472 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,997 It's stuck on the picture. 473 00:28:12,998 --> 00:28:16,330 Wait! A message from the gendarmes. 474 00:28:16,331 --> 00:28:18,538 What do they say? 475 00:28:18,539 --> 00:28:20,872 - Is Gusset far? - Next stop. 476 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,122 And Puyvert, nearby? 477 00:28:22,123 --> 00:28:23,455 - They found my car. - Really? 478 00:28:23,456 --> 00:28:27,413 They found my car! 479 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:30,413 - Fantastic. - That's good. Really good! 480 00:28:30,414 --> 00:28:32,413 - I'm so glad. - It shows. 481 00:28:32,414 --> 00:28:34,330 I have a car and it was... 482 00:28:34,331 --> 00:28:39,080 - They found it. - We don't know them. 483 00:28:39,081 --> 00:28:40,872 It is yours? 484 00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:42,622 It's totally wrecked. 485 00:28:42,623 --> 00:28:44,163 How could they do that? 486 00:28:44,164 --> 00:28:46,330 The point is, why? 487 00:28:46,331 --> 00:28:48,747 The guard didn't see a thing. 488 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:52,455 Maybe to show animals can replace us. Some eco-nonsense. 489 00:28:52,456 --> 00:28:54,747 Fuck the Greens! Fuck nature! 490 00:28:54,748 --> 00:28:56,663 Fuck the trees and birds. 491 00:28:56,664 --> 00:28:59,455 They're not Greens, just bored kids. 492 00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:01,455 That's no reason to destroy a car! 493 00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:04,538 To tag it! To cut open the hood like a tin can! 494 00:29:04,539 --> 00:29:08,122 When I was a kid and got bored, 495 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:11,330 I'd play pinball, I didn't bother anyone! 496 00:29:11,331 --> 00:29:12,372 When was that? 497 00:29:12,373 --> 00:29:15,455 - You got insurance? - Sure. I holler for the principle. 498 00:29:15,456 --> 00:29:20,456 Car registration, please. 499 00:29:20,581 --> 00:29:24,622 Control yourself, mister. 500 00:29:24,623 --> 00:29:29,623 Mr. Naillac... 501 00:29:30,081 --> 00:29:35,081 Wait here, don't move. 502 00:29:36,456 --> 00:29:39,955 It's because of the bag. They'll put out an APB. 503 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:41,372 What crap. Shut up! 504 00:29:41,373 --> 00:29:43,872 You check Naillac? 505 00:29:43,873 --> 00:29:46,538 At the signal, we hoof it... I say "woo" 506 00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:50,538 and we run for it. One... 507 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,830 There's no body in the trunk. 508 00:29:52,831 --> 00:29:57,247 Are you related to the actor Pierre Naillac? 509 00:29:57,248 --> 00:30:00,205 He's sort of my dad. 510 00:30:00,206 --> 00:30:03,788 My wife and I are crazy about you... 511 00:30:03,789 --> 00:30:05,747 Your dad. 512 00:30:05,748 --> 00:30:07,247 Here. 513 00:30:07,248 --> 00:30:11,038 Could you autograph this for him? 514 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:13,997 Sign it. 515 00:30:13,998 --> 00:30:16,205 "I delivered without a spinal." 516 00:30:16,206 --> 00:30:20,830 I love that one. 517 00:30:20,831 --> 00:30:23,038 That's what he says. 518 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:25,455 Would you? 519 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:28,872 Smile. 520 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:30,830 Thanks a lot. 521 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:34,497 We'll write up a report while waiting for the tow truck, 522 00:30:34,498 --> 00:30:37,247 and then you can... 523 00:30:37,248 --> 00:30:38,872 you can go. 524 00:30:38,873 --> 00:30:41,455 No problem. Have a good day. 525 00:30:41,456 --> 00:30:45,038 - Long live France. - Thanks. 526 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:46,788 Now what do we do? 527 00:30:46,789 --> 00:30:50,372 We lost Charlie. What a disgrace. 528 00:30:50,373 --> 00:30:52,788 We could go to my grandparents nearby. 529 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,538 Better and better. 530 00:30:55,539 --> 00:30:58,705 - What's this mutt? - Where'd you come from? 531 00:30:58,706 --> 00:31:00,205 Grab him. 532 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,163 It's your shirt, man. 533 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:07,164 Faster! 534 00:31:08,581 --> 00:31:10,038 Everything's here! 535 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:13,080 Except my wallet. Those Greens don't miss a trick. 536 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:14,455 I don't believe it. 537 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,580 That dog's a genius. 538 00:31:16,581 --> 00:31:20,372 How do we manage without money? 539 00:31:20,373 --> 00:31:24,247 - You've got a credit card. - It's pretty tired. 540 00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,663 Charlie, heel! 541 00:31:25,664 --> 00:31:26,997 Here, boy. 542 00:31:26,998 --> 00:31:28,705 Come on. 543 00:31:28,706 --> 00:31:33,706 Here, boy. 544 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:39,039 Need something, guys? 545 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:51,372 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 546 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,330 Bye, Charlie. 547 00:31:53,331 --> 00:31:56,372 It takes a breakdown for you to visit. 548 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,830 What a surprise! Come in. 549 00:31:57,831 --> 00:32:01,622 Come on in. 550 00:32:01,623 --> 00:32:03,705 Jewish grandparents in Vichy? 551 00:32:03,706 --> 00:32:06,747 It's their sense of humor. 552 00:32:06,748 --> 00:32:09,955 Local sausage. The best. 553 00:32:09,956 --> 00:32:11,163 You eat pork? 554 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:14,413 God looked the other way in Birkenau, 555 00:32:14,414 --> 00:32:16,788 I doubt He cares what we eat. 556 00:32:16,789 --> 00:32:19,622 So, kids, what brings you here? 557 00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:20,997 A woman. 558 00:32:20,998 --> 00:32:22,997 Lovestruck or parted ways? 559 00:32:22,998 --> 00:32:25,663 - Parted ways, rather. - I see. 560 00:32:25,664 --> 00:32:29,413 With age, friends and lovers leave you. 561 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:31,038 I'm still here. 562 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:32,580 I wonder why. 563 00:32:32,581 --> 00:32:37,080 I'm good at love and omelets. 564 00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,580 Tell me about it. 565 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:41,497 - Remember Charlie? - Very well. 566 00:32:41,498 --> 00:32:44,288 Well, she died. 567 00:32:44,289 --> 00:32:45,788 Elie, please. 568 00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:50,413 Should I say, she's gone, no longer with us, sprouted wings? 569 00:32:50,414 --> 00:32:51,497 AnyWaY- 570 00:32:51,498 --> 00:32:56,497 The 4 of us were to take a trip. We decided to go anyway... 571 00:32:56,498 --> 00:32:58,997 With her. 572 00:32:58,998 --> 00:33:01,080 If we're bugged, we're done for! 573 00:33:01,081 --> 00:33:04,455 - It's not bugged. - This is Vichy, man! 574 00:33:04,456 --> 00:33:08,622 You think it's foolish? 575 00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:13,623 Something foolish you do for one you love. 576 00:33:13,748 --> 00:33:18,748 SIX MONTHS EARLIER 577 00:33:29,581 --> 00:33:31,497 HEY. how're you? 578 00:33:31,498 --> 00:33:34,497 You're here? How's it going? 579 00:33:34,498 --> 00:33:37,205 Did Charlie invite you? 580 00:33:37,206 --> 00:33:39,080 She invited Maxime, too. 581 00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:40,330 Cool. 582 00:33:40,331 --> 00:33:41,330 Hi! 583 00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:44,288 It took me two hours to get in. 584 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:45,705 They can be choosier. 585 00:33:45,706 --> 00:33:48,247 - Is it the scarf? - It's everything. 586 00:33:48,248 --> 00:33:50,122 I get it. 587 00:33:50,123 --> 00:33:51,580 How's it going? 588 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:53,747 See you later. 589 00:33:53,748 --> 00:33:58,748 How you doing? 590 00:34:03,456 --> 00:34:07,455 - Where's Charlie? - At the bar downstairs. 591 00:34:07,456 --> 00:34:12,456 With a GUY- 592 00:34:21,498 --> 00:34:23,830 You're here? I didn't see you. 593 00:34:23,831 --> 00:34:25,830 Yeah, I'm here. 594 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,247 - How're you GUYS? - Okay. 595 00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:30,747 - A drink? - I'm all set. 596 00:34:30,748 --> 00:34:32,413 This is Vassily. 597 00:34:32,414 --> 00:34:33,788 Sorry, I didn't see you. 598 00:34:33,789 --> 00:34:35,497 Elie. Pleased to meet you. 599 00:34:35,498 --> 00:34:37,413 Same here. You Russian? 600 00:34:37,414 --> 00:34:38,580 No, Basque. 601 00:34:38,581 --> 00:34:41,497 - And your name's Vassily? - My mother adored Kandinsky. 602 00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:42,747 I see. 603 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,455 - Who? - Kandinsky, a painter. 604 00:34:45,456 --> 00:34:48,372 He thinks he's cool. 605 00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:51,205 - How'd you meet? - We just met. 606 00:34:51,206 --> 00:34:52,455 Just getting acquainted. 607 00:34:52,456 --> 00:34:54,955 Get acquainted some other time, then. 608 00:34:54,956 --> 00:34:56,830 - Coming? - I'll join you later. 609 00:34:56,831 --> 00:34:59,497 I sort of came for you. 610 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,747 You into abstract art? 611 00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:03,788 I'd better be going. 612 00:35:03,789 --> 00:35:05,497 You stay. 613 00:35:05,498 --> 00:35:07,788 - They go. - What? 614 00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:12,789 When I'm ready, I'll come. Now leave me alone. 615 00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:38,872 What was that all about? 616 00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:41,872 Just protecting you. He's out to bed you. 617 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,205 I don't need your protection. 618 00:35:44,206 --> 00:35:47,163 I don't trust him. He's not for you. 619 00:35:47,164 --> 00:35:49,330 Well, I like him. 620 00:35:49,331 --> 00:35:51,580 A Basque-cum-Russian 621 00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,413 who doesn't know shit about abstract art? 622 00:35:53,414 --> 00:35:58,414 You 3 are worse together than apart! 623 00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:02,288 Maybe I want a guy to pick me up and fuck me! 624 00:36:02,289 --> 00:36:04,038 That's not like you! 625 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:09,039 Sometimes it is. 626 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:28,414 Sorry. 627 00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:32,080 But it's true, Vassily is a dumb name for a Basque. 628 00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:37,081 - A real shitty name. - Real weird. 629 00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:43,373 Let's dance. 630 00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:46,830 Not coming? 631 00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:50,830 No, I'm fine here. 632 00:36:50,831 --> 00:36:53,288 Max? 633 00:36:53,289 --> 00:36:55,872 You don't have much choice. 634 00:36:55,873 --> 00:36:59,330 - I don't feel like it. - You know the song. 635 00:36:59,331 --> 00:37:00,497 Sure, but no. 636 00:37:00,498 --> 00:37:05,498 - It's our song. - I was 8 years old! 637 00:38:06,664 --> 00:38:09,747 Can't make it Friday. Taking longer than planned. 638 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,080 Hope you understand. 639 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:15,663 Can I go to the moon with Elie's grandma? 640 00:38:15,664 --> 00:38:17,288 Unfortunately for her, no. 641 00:38:17,289 --> 00:38:21,413 Shit! I thought it was Elie-related. 642 00:38:21,414 --> 00:38:24,330 Can I go to the moon with an esophagus? 643 00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:25,580 No, 644 00:38:25,581 --> 00:38:27,413 So it's not Maxime-related. 645 00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:29,247 - Very funny. - Good one. 646 00:38:29,248 --> 00:38:31,705 Very funny. 647 00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:36,706 I'll call when I'm done. Love you. 648 00:38:40,081 --> 00:38:41,622 What's that? 649 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,997 For hair loss. Your grandpa lent it to me. 650 00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:47,288 I use the same one. But you have to rub it in. 651 00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:48,747 You're not losing hair. 652 00:38:48,748 --> 00:38:51,830 No, I rub it in well. 653 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,872 I don't believe it! The pirate ship! 654 00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:58,330 You have the Playmobil pirate ship! 655 00:38:58,331 --> 00:39:00,497 I never played with it. 656 00:39:00,498 --> 00:39:02,955 The whole thing, untouched! 657 00:39:02,956 --> 00:39:05,122 - Yep. - You spoiled brat. 658 00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:07,122 Kids dream of that! 659 00:39:07,123 --> 00:39:10,497 Like kicking Scarlett Johansson out of bed! 660 00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:15,498 Or Jane Fonda... 661 00:39:17,998 --> 00:39:22,998 - Back then. - When was that? 662 00:39:29,748 --> 00:39:31,705 My grandparents didn't get to you? 663 00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:33,580 Not at all, why? 664 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:36,788 They're great. Mine are gone and I miss them. 665 00:39:36,789 --> 00:39:38,705 They rattle on. 666 00:39:38,706 --> 00:39:40,538 Roots are important. 667 00:39:40,539 --> 00:39:43,747 Heavy roots! Where are your folks from? 668 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:44,872 Brittany. 669 00:39:44,873 --> 00:39:49,873 I'll trade. I love crepes and cider. 670 00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:55,497 You sulking? 671 00:39:55,498 --> 00:40:00,498 They're not my real parents. 672 00:40:01,206 --> 00:40:06,206 They adopted me. 673 00:40:06,248 --> 00:40:11,248 But I'm fine. I deal with it. I love them. 674 00:40:11,498 --> 00:40:16,122 But you know where you come from. 675 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:19,663 For all I know, I'm from Cameroon. 676 00:40:19,664 --> 00:40:22,122 You never told us. 677 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:24,538 You never asked. 678 00:40:24,539 --> 00:40:28,872 You don't ask if parents are your real parents. 679 00:40:28,873 --> 00:40:31,372 Did Charlie know? 680 00:40:31,373 --> 00:40:36,373 Yeah. 681 00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:56,539 Don't lose sleep over it. 682 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,997 Maxime? 683 00:41:01,998 --> 00:41:06,497 Do you want my pirate ship? 684 00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:09,497 It's yours. 685 00:41:09,498 --> 00:41:14,498 Good night. 686 00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:28,663 Careful. It grinds in 2nd and slips in 3rd. 687 00:41:28,664 --> 00:41:30,955 - And in 4th? - Forget 4th. 688 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,955 Maxime's credit card couldn't get us a bike. 689 00:41:34,956 --> 00:41:37,288 She's not answering, dammit! 690 00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:40,038 It was great. I'll break down here more often. 691 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:45,039 - Yes, thanks. - Bye-bye, child. 692 00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:54,248 - Why am I always in the back? - You're the child. 693 00:41:55,748 --> 00:42:00,748 You tell them it doesn't do over 40 mph? 694 00:42:08,956 --> 00:42:11,497 We'll never get there. 695 00:42:11,498 --> 00:42:13,663 My foot's to the floor! 696 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,872 You're too brutal. 697 00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:20,873 This car's a work of art. Driving it is priceless. 698 00:42:24,664 --> 00:42:29,664 I'm leaving the highway, or we'll end up in the backpack. 699 00:42:31,498 --> 00:42:35,497 Brake before you downshift or you'll ruin the engine. 700 00:42:35,498 --> 00:42:39,122 - Get off my back! - It's overheating! 701 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:41,663 Ya know what? Here! 702 00:42:41,664 --> 00:42:46,664 You drive! 703 00:42:51,081 --> 00:42:53,205 Why doesn't it go up? 704 00:42:53,206 --> 00:42:54,413 Gotta pav- 705 00:42:54,414 --> 00:42:57,247 See? Driving the car does have a price: 706 00:42:57,248 --> 00:42:59,830 2.60 euros. 707 00:42:59,831 --> 00:43:04,831 There you go! 708 00:43:30,831 --> 00:43:34,205 Lousy stations! 709 00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:36,830 We might pick up De Gaulle's wartime appeal. 710 00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:41,831 I cried back then. 711 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:50,581 That's a good one. 712 00:44:49,789 --> 00:44:51,788 ONE YEAR EARLIER 713 00:44:51,789 --> 00:44:54,080 Why do they call it the Cold War? 714 00:44:54,081 --> 00:44:56,413 Because it was wintertime. 715 00:44:56,414 --> 00:44:58,330 Well, almost... 716 00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:00,080 That's not why. 717 00:45:00,081 --> 00:45:02,997 There was no open conflict. 718 00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:07,998 But that's cute. Very cute. 719 00:45:12,539 --> 00:45:14,122 Still nothing to drink? 720 00:45:14,123 --> 00:45:17,247 No thanks. 721 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:19,247 I'll go play pinball. 722 00:45:19,248 --> 00:45:20,538 Again? 723 00:45:20,539 --> 00:45:23,205 Your pal's sketchy. Kinda psycho. 724 00:45:23,206 --> 00:45:25,372 He's her pal, not mine. 725 00:45:25,373 --> 00:45:29,038 - What's his problem? - He just got dropped. 726 00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:33,663 Never seen a guy go bonkers like that over a chick. 727 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:36,288 A pinball zombie! 728 00:45:36,289 --> 00:45:37,705 I'd never do that to you. 729 00:45:37,706 --> 00:45:42,706 Never! 730 00:45:43,289 --> 00:45:48,289 Sorry I'm late. Carburetor trouble. 731 00:45:52,664 --> 00:45:56,288 Now you wait for me. I'll go talk to Boris. 732 00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:58,622 Help them review. 733 00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:03,623 Show's in 10 minutes! 734 00:46:03,748 --> 00:46:06,247 So, not too stressed out 735 00:46:06,248 --> 00:46:08,163 for the exam? 736 00:46:08,164 --> 00:46:12,413 Not really. 737 00:46:12,414 --> 00:46:15,205 She just left without a word? 738 00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:17,705 - I'm the one who left. - You did? 739 00:46:17,706 --> 00:46:21,330 - You seemed to get along well. - I was tired of her. 740 00:46:21,331 --> 00:46:24,830 She nagged me about stuff. It was a pain. 741 00:46:24,831 --> 00:46:26,497 What kind of stuff? 742 00:46:26,498 --> 00:46:28,122 Bullshit. 743 00:46:28,123 --> 00:46:32,080 Not committing, not being around, not sleeping with her. 744 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:34,163 You didn't have sex? 745 00:46:34,164 --> 00:46:36,038 Sure... 746 00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:40,122 but I rarely spent the night. 747 00:46:40,123 --> 00:46:41,455 Never, in fact. 748 00:46:41,456 --> 00:46:44,122 Never? 749 00:46:44,123 --> 00:46:47,872 Not once in 6 months? 750 00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,747 Well, Boris, no wonder! 751 00:46:50,748 --> 00:46:52,080 Why? 752 00:46:52,081 --> 00:46:57,081 A guy who doesn't stay the night just wants you for your body. 753 00:46:57,373 --> 00:47:01,372 That's how it is. I can't sleep with a woman. 754 00:47:01,373 --> 00:47:03,163 Not anymore. 755 00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:06,413 Since when? 756 00:47:06,414 --> 00:47:11,414 Since you, in fact. 757 00:47:15,289 --> 00:47:18,288 I guess I never got over it. 758 00:47:18,289 --> 00:47:23,289 You never will. 759 00:47:24,498 --> 00:47:26,497 We know what it's like. 760 00:47:26,498 --> 00:47:28,580 At first it burns, it hurts like hell, 761 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:31,247 and in time it heals. 762 00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:34,413 It becomes bearable. 763 00:47:34,414 --> 00:47:38,997 Sure, you'll never find a girl like me. 764 00:47:38,998 --> 00:47:42,205 But at least someone almost as good. 765 00:47:42,206 --> 00:47:44,330 You idiot! 766 00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:49,331 Isn't it better to be friends? 767 00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:56,039 You still wear my watch? 768 00:47:58,873 --> 00:48:02,705 I played with it when I was nervous, too. 769 00:48:02,706 --> 00:48:07,706 Not being together doesn't mean we don't love each other. 770 00:48:17,289 --> 00:48:22,289 We'll go to the park after your nap. 771 00:48:23,956 --> 00:48:26,038 "This is the end, no point going on." 772 00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:27,622 We've got miles to go! 773 00:48:27,623 --> 00:48:28,747 It's Cassandra. 774 00:48:28,748 --> 00:48:30,788 "This is the end, no point going on. 775 00:48:30,789 --> 00:48:33,205 "We're through. But let's be friends." 776 00:48:33,206 --> 00:48:35,205 She dropped you by text message? 777 00:48:35,206 --> 00:48:37,205 - Bitch! - Don't say that about her. 778 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:39,830 - What's going on? - Cassandra sent this. 779 00:48:39,831 --> 00:48:42,872 Let's see. 780 00:48:42,873 --> 00:48:44,455 You're right, she's cheating on me. 781 00:48:44,456 --> 00:48:45,413 The bitch! 782 00:48:45,414 --> 00:48:46,372 Don't panic. 783 00:48:46,373 --> 00:48:49,247 It's just a test to see if you'll let her go. 784 00:48:49,248 --> 00:48:51,497 - Think so? - Sure. Typical girl stuff. 785 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,413 Bitch stuff, I say! 786 00:48:53,414 --> 00:48:56,622 - Where is she? - On vacation in Puyvert. 787 00:48:56,623 --> 00:49:00,122 I see. Elie, GPS. 788 00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:02,872 We'll take a detour and have some fun. 789 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,788 Are you sure? 790 00:49:04,789 --> 00:49:06,163 You bet we are. 791 00:49:06,164 --> 00:49:09,497 The bitch! 792 00:49:09,498 --> 00:49:11,163 Maybe this is a bad idea. 793 00:49:11,164 --> 00:49:15,080 I'm sure you can get her back. 794 00:49:15,081 --> 00:49:16,705 Do it for the cat. 795 00:49:16,706 --> 00:49:19,122 Here I go. 796 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:24,123 - Where you going? - Around back. 797 00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:27,497 Why take the bag? 798 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:32,498 No way am I leaving Charlie alone. 799 00:49:32,789 --> 00:49:34,163 Perfect. 800 00:49:34,164 --> 00:49:38,997 Smile. 801 00:49:38,998 --> 00:49:42,622 - It's for what magazine? - You'll see. 802 00:49:42,623 --> 00:49:45,663 Like this? 803 00:49:45,664 --> 00:49:50,664 Again. 804 00:49:56,289 --> 00:50:00,497 I don't believe it. He drugged her with GHB. 805 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,498 It can't be. 806 00:50:06,706 --> 00:50:07,788 Already? 807 00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:09,830 - She wasn't there? - Sure she was. 808 00:50:09,831 --> 00:50:13,330 But half naked with some bum who French-kissed her. 809 00:50:13,331 --> 00:50:16,997 A bum? 810 00:50:16,998 --> 00:50:19,122 The good side is, it wasn't a test. 811 00:50:19,123 --> 00:50:20,122 Thanks, Elie. 812 00:50:20,123 --> 00:50:22,497 Poor fella. I'm sorry. 813 00:50:22,498 --> 00:50:25,497 Wanna go play pinball? 814 00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:27,205 I'll call my mother. 815 00:50:27,206 --> 00:50:29,622 Not your mother. You're not a kid. 816 00:50:29,623 --> 00:50:31,955 I'll change my Facebook status for her. 817 00:50:31,956 --> 00:50:34,372 Let's get a drink. 818 00:50:34,373 --> 00:50:36,580 It'll do you good. 819 00:50:36,581 --> 00:50:38,955 We'll write a breakup letter. You'll see. 820 00:50:38,956 --> 00:50:43,956 Your mother's on Facebook? 821 00:50:48,998 --> 00:50:50,622 I'm ready. 822 00:50:50,623 --> 00:50:52,955 How do I start? 823 00:50:52,956 --> 00:50:55,622 "Dear Cassandra, 824 00:50:55,623 --> 00:50:57,830 "May a pineapple grow up your ass..." 825 00:50:57,831 --> 00:51:01,205 - Don't be aggressive. - A pineapple's not aggressive. 826 00:51:01,206 --> 00:51:02,663 Not in fruit salad, 827 00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:05,538 but up your ass it is! 828 00:51:05,539 --> 00:51:10,539 If you want her to be sorry, 829 00:51:11,623 --> 00:51:13,413 play the gentleman. 830 00:51:13,414 --> 00:51:17,497 You're right, I'll write her in verse. 831 00:51:17,498 --> 00:51:21,413 Classic tetrameter or romantic trimeter? 832 00:51:21,414 --> 00:51:23,497 You're raining on my paper. 833 00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:25,413 I don't know... 834 00:51:25,414 --> 00:51:29,247 "Your place in my heart, vacant it will remain... " 835 00:51:29,248 --> 00:51:33,788 "I'll break your nose, if I see you again." 836 00:51:33,789 --> 00:51:38,330 You made him cry! 837 00:51:38,331 --> 00:51:42,497 I'm okay. It's not you guys. 838 00:51:42,498 --> 00:51:47,498 Do you think you can only love one woman in your life? 839 00:51:56,831 --> 00:51:59,372 I have one last thing to say. 840 00:51:59,373 --> 00:52:01,955 Don't do something stupid. 841 00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:06,956 It's pointless. 842 00:52:09,289 --> 00:52:11,372 It's not stupid. 843 00:52:11,373 --> 00:52:16,373 A fine breakup letter! 844 00:52:18,456 --> 00:52:20,830 I'll drive. 845 00:52:20,831 --> 00:52:24,122 Yes, I insist. 846 00:52:24,123 --> 00:52:27,747 All aboard! 847 00:52:27,748 --> 00:52:32,748 It's there. 848 00:52:35,331 --> 00:52:37,747 Can I head for your moon 849 00:52:37,748 --> 00:52:41,455 with a utensil in several parts, 850 00:52:41,456 --> 00:52:46,456 the first of which is connected to the other three? 851 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:48,830 Maybe. 852 00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:51,330 I don't understand, but maybe. 853 00:52:51,331 --> 00:52:54,788 Too much traffic. It's backed up. 854 00:52:54,789 --> 00:52:58,288 I'll have to parallel park. 855 00:52:58,289 --> 00:53:02,663 Careful! 856 00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:07,413 We're parked. 857 00:53:07,414 --> 00:53:09,122 Turn out the light. 858 00:53:09,123 --> 00:53:14,123 I'm afraid of the dark. 859 00:53:26,248 --> 00:53:30,247 When Charlie babysat for me, she told me wild stories, 860 00:53:30,248 --> 00:53:32,830 with her and me in them. 861 00:53:32,831 --> 00:53:37,831 Sometimes we were cowboys, or extraterrestrials. 862 00:53:38,331 --> 00:53:43,331 And we always got married in the end. 863 00:53:58,039 --> 00:53:59,622 Charlie's voice mail. 864 00:53:59,623 --> 00:54:04,623 Leave a message and I'll call you back. Promise. 865 00:54:13,789 --> 00:54:16,497 A YEAR AND A HALF EARLIER 866 00:54:16,498 --> 00:54:18,580 Hurry! It's your nephew's bris! 867 00:54:18,581 --> 00:54:23,581 Relax, they won't trade his foreskin for a watch. 868 00:54:25,623 --> 00:54:29,622 Will you ever stop joking about everything? 869 00:54:29,623 --> 00:54:32,997 You're the last to arrive! 870 00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:34,205 Hi, Eve. Sorry. 871 00:54:34,206 --> 00:54:37,580 Don't worry, honey, I know it's his fault. 872 00:54:37,581 --> 00:54:39,205 I love you too, Mom. 873 00:54:39,206 --> 00:54:41,705 Kipa! 874 00:54:41,706 --> 00:54:46,706 Coat. Hurry! 875 00:54:47,539 --> 00:54:50,413 Finally! 876 00:54:50,414 --> 00:54:53,580 Fine, and you? 877 00:54:53,581 --> 00:54:55,955 - Something to drink? - No thanks. 878 00:54:55,956 --> 00:54:58,413 - Been here long? - Yes, I was on time. 879 00:54:58,414 --> 00:55:00,205 There was a shark attack. 880 00:55:00,206 --> 00:55:03,413 He took 2 hours to get ready. A real priss. 881 00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:07,955 Thanks, darling. 882 00:55:07,956 --> 00:55:09,788 You're here, too? 883 00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:12,497 Thanks for inviting them. 884 00:55:12,498 --> 00:55:13,955 I can't turn you down. 885 00:55:13,956 --> 00:55:16,538 See your nephew before he's too Jewish? 886 00:55:16,539 --> 00:55:20,288 Giving him kosher pajamas? 887 00:55:20,289 --> 00:55:25,289 Did you know pajamas comes from the Persian for "leg clothing"? 888 00:55:28,081 --> 00:55:29,372 It's true! 889 00:55:29,373 --> 00:55:30,955 We believe you. 890 00:55:30,956 --> 00:55:32,330 Let's go. 891 00:55:32,331 --> 00:55:34,580 It's embarrassing. 892 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:37,622 What? 893 00:55:37,623 --> 00:55:41,247 Actually it's from Hindi. "Padjama," they said. 894 00:55:41,248 --> 00:55:43,455 Can you imagine people saying, 895 00:55:43,456 --> 00:55:47,663 "Kevin, Myriam, time for bed. Get in your padjamas!" 896 00:55:47,664 --> 00:55:48,747 Imagine it. 897 00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:53,497 You gonna eat that? 898 00:55:53,498 --> 00:55:55,122 I forgot his pacifier. 899 00:55:55,123 --> 00:55:56,872 - Watch him a minute? - Sure. 900 00:55:56,873 --> 00:56:00,455 Unworthy mother. 901 00:56:00,456 --> 00:56:04,830 Hi there, sweetie. 902 00:56:04,831 --> 00:56:07,038 Aren't you a cutie pie? 903 00:56:07,039 --> 00:56:12,039 Runs in the family. 904 00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:15,038 It must be contagious. 905 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,455 Now she talks like you. 906 00:56:17,456 --> 00:56:21,622 Don't listen to your silly uncle. 907 00:56:21,623 --> 00:56:26,623 - Want to pick him up? - No, he's fine there. 908 00:56:28,414 --> 00:56:30,455 Do they have bones at that age? 909 00:56:30,456 --> 00:56:32,872 - Cut it out. - He won't be offended. 910 00:56:32,873 --> 00:56:36,455 He can't understand or even talk! 911 00:56:36,456 --> 00:56:41,456 - You piss me off. - What's wrong? 912 00:56:41,956 --> 00:56:46,956 It's just a little dig. 913 00:56:48,206 --> 00:56:50,788 - What's with her? - Dunno. 914 00:56:50,789 --> 00:56:55,663 Since she quit the pill, she's extra sensitive. 915 00:56:55,664 --> 00:56:58,080 So I'll be an aunt! 916 00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:00,205 Take it easy! 917 00:57:00,206 --> 00:57:03,622 - Any idea for a name? - She's not even pregnant yet. 918 00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:06,997 When we were together, we'd already picked names. 919 00:57:06,998 --> 00:57:11,038 We were pimply 15-year-olds full of hot air. 920 00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:12,788 You're right. 921 00:57:12,789 --> 00:57:17,789 I was your "ideal woman." 922 00:57:18,206 --> 00:57:20,205 Imagine me a father? 923 00:57:20,206 --> 00:57:22,038 In theory, the worst kind. 924 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:24,663 Thanks a lot! 925 00:57:24,664 --> 00:57:28,872 I think so... 926 00:57:28,873 --> 00:57:33,663 Only one way to find out. 927 00:57:33,664 --> 00:57:37,455 Anyhow, there's no such thing as an ideal father. 928 00:57:37,456 --> 00:57:39,997 Where you going? 929 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:44,998 What if he cries or moves? 930 00:57:59,039 --> 00:58:01,788 It's not my fault if they circumcise you. 931 00:58:01,789 --> 00:58:06,789 You'll see, it takes off excess weight. 932 00:58:11,873 --> 00:58:13,497 All alone? 933 00:58:13,498 --> 00:58:16,413 No, I'm with him. Your son. 934 00:58:16,414 --> 00:58:20,788 - I'll take him. - No, he's fine. 935 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:25,497 - I'll bring him in. - You sure? 936 00:58:25,498 --> 00:58:30,498 Thanks. 937 00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:09,206 Put the baby on the chair, please. 938 00:59:53,414 --> 00:59:56,330 Your office rang. 939 00:59:56,331 --> 01:00:00,747 I'll switch it off to have some peace. 940 01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:03,705 I haven't been that smashed in ages. 941 01:00:03,706 --> 01:00:07,455 - I'd forgotten. - Like your head's in a vice? 942 01:00:07,456 --> 01:00:09,622 Like your hair's growing inside your head. 943 01:00:09,623 --> 01:00:14,623 That's the lotion you rub in. 944 01:00:16,539 --> 01:00:19,747 A good time to tell him? 945 01:00:19,748 --> 01:00:21,830 Too late now. 946 01:00:21,831 --> 01:00:25,372 And what's the point? 947 01:00:25,373 --> 01:00:29,830 I see why she didn't tell him. 948 01:00:29,831 --> 01:00:33,413 - Why? - Because of his parents. 949 01:00:33,414 --> 01:00:36,455 It's pretty wild. 950 01:00:36,456 --> 01:00:38,455 When you realize he was... 951 01:00:38,456 --> 01:00:41,330 Can't you say the word? 952 01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:44,038 That's not it. 953 01:00:44,039 --> 01:00:48,747 To each his mental blocks. For me, it's "dead," for you, "adopted." 954 01:00:48,748 --> 01:00:53,748 Don't be stupid. 955 01:00:54,748 --> 01:00:59,748 Come here! We've got a problem. 956 01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:03,622 Who are you? 957 01:01:03,623 --> 01:01:05,455 - Who's this kid? - I don't know! 958 01:01:05,456 --> 01:01:08,372 What'd you do? A kid's worse than ashes. 959 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:10,330 - That's kidnapping. - I didn't do it! 960 01:01:10,331 --> 01:01:12,580 - Just a kid passing through? - Well, yeah. 961 01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:14,538 - What's your name? - I won't tell you. 962 01:01:14,539 --> 01:01:15,747 For chrissake! 963 01:01:15,748 --> 01:01:19,622 - And your mom's name? - Did you run away? Wet the bed? 964 01:01:19,623 --> 01:01:21,705 - Why ask that? - I'm investigating. 965 01:01:21,706 --> 01:01:23,205 Where's your dad? 966 01:01:23,206 --> 01:01:24,997 Enough child psychology! 967 01:01:24,998 --> 01:01:28,705 Listen up, kid: Tell us your name or we'll call you Baby Lindy. 968 01:01:28,706 --> 01:01:29,830 Are you nuts? 969 01:01:29,831 --> 01:01:31,747 You'll talk! Dead or alive! 970 01:01:31,748 --> 01:01:33,205 Let go! 971 01:01:33,206 --> 01:01:34,538 My name's Romeo. 972 01:01:34,539 --> 01:01:37,580 I live here. My parents run the merry-go-round. 973 01:01:37,581 --> 01:01:39,830 Okay. Now scram. 974 01:01:39,831 --> 01:01:43,038 Buy me a waffle or I'll say you beat me. 975 01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:43,997 What? 976 01:01:43,998 --> 01:01:48,998 What? Waffles? 977 01:01:52,373 --> 01:01:54,205 - Elie, you lose. - I do? 978 01:01:54,206 --> 01:01:56,705 A counter-well on your rock overturns my mill! 979 01:01:56,706 --> 01:01:59,372 - Your mill? - I don't get it either. 980 01:01:59,373 --> 01:02:01,205 You lose. Watch the kid. 981 01:02:01,206 --> 01:02:06,206 - Coming, Boris? - Sorry, man. 982 01:02:09,748 --> 01:02:14,748 One senior, one youth admission. 983 01:02:18,123 --> 01:02:20,455 Why so sad? 984 01:02:20,456 --> 01:02:22,622 - I'm not sad. - Yes, you are. 985 01:02:22,623 --> 01:02:27,623 Bullshit. Now drink. 986 01:02:51,498 --> 01:02:53,413 Come back here! 987 01:02:53,414 --> 01:02:57,580 Come back! 988 01:02:57,581 --> 01:03:01,205 The faster you forget Cassandra, the better. 989 01:03:01,206 --> 01:03:02,372 What do you mean? 990 01:03:02,373 --> 01:03:06,288 Enjoy life. I know what you're thinking. 991 01:03:06,289 --> 01:03:09,538 Some guys stay stuck on the same girl forever. 992 01:03:09,539 --> 01:03:11,330 You're not the same. 993 01:03:11,331 --> 01:03:14,080 - I didn't mean me. - Of course. 994 01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:18,788 But I hope I'm like you at your age. 995 01:03:18,789 --> 01:03:21,622 Honestly? 996 01:03:21,623 --> 01:03:26,622 Except the hair. I don't want to lose it. 997 01:03:26,623 --> 01:03:29,788 Take that! 998 01:03:29,789 --> 01:03:34,789 - We said there's a forfeit. - Oh, shit! 999 01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:40,830 What's the dumb getup for? 1000 01:03:40,831 --> 01:03:44,622 He lost at the shooting gallery. That's his penalty. 1001 01:03:44,623 --> 01:03:46,788 I don't want to hear a word! 1002 01:03:46,789 --> 01:03:49,205 You guys are weird! 1003 01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:50,497 Romeo, what're you doing? 1004 01:03:50,498 --> 01:03:53,080 Go replace your sister at the cash desk! 1005 01:03:53,081 --> 01:03:54,747 Coming, Dad! 1006 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:59,748 - Thanks for the waffle. - So long, fella. 1007 01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:01,955 I won't talk to my kids that way! 1008 01:04:01,956 --> 01:04:05,580 3 minutes with a kid and he sees himself a father! 1009 01:04:05,581 --> 01:04:07,872 - You don't cut it. - Why's that? 1010 01:04:07,873 --> 01:04:12,873 You're the least "dad" of all of us. 1011 01:04:13,789 --> 01:04:18,663 But I'm the only one who's been trying... 1012 01:04:18,664 --> 01:04:20,955 for two years. 1013 01:04:20,956 --> 01:04:23,205 - Shit! - Sorry, I didn't know. 1014 01:04:23,206 --> 01:04:28,206 Forget it. 1015 01:04:29,831 --> 01:04:31,830 You jerk. 1016 01:04:31,831 --> 01:04:33,538 TWO YEARS EARLIER 1017 01:04:33,539 --> 01:04:38,497 So, we'll have a kid when we have a steady income, maturity, and time? 1018 01:04:38,498 --> 01:04:40,205 That's the idea. 1019 01:04:40,206 --> 01:04:42,122 That's called retirement. 1020 01:04:42,123 --> 01:04:45,830 So we'll start as grandparents! 1021 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:48,455 I don't just want a child. 1022 01:04:48,456 --> 01:04:51,455 I want one with you. 1023 01:04:51,456 --> 01:04:56,456 When I'm pregnant, my breasts will be mice as big. 1024 01:04:56,581 --> 01:05:01,581 Hold everything. We're going home to get started! 1025 01:05:04,081 --> 01:05:05,455 I love you. 1026 01:05:05,456 --> 01:05:07,455 Me too. 1027 01:05:07,456 --> 01:05:12,456 I meant it. 1028 01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:15,413 We always picture cops with mustaches. 1029 01:05:15,414 --> 01:05:18,663 They had to wear them until 1952. 1030 01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:23,288 - What? - A friend of Charlie's. 1031 01:05:23,289 --> 01:05:24,747 How's it going? 1032 01:05:24,748 --> 01:05:26,580 Cassandra, my fiancée. 1033 01:05:26,581 --> 01:05:31,581 Jeanne, my assistant. 1034 01:05:36,206 --> 01:05:41,206 That other guy's here, too. 1035 01:05:41,539 --> 01:05:46,539 Okay, talk to you soon. 1036 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:59,497 - What are you doing here? - Going to the theater, like you. 1037 01:05:59,498 --> 01:06:02,455 - This is my son. - You have a son? 1038 01:06:02,456 --> 01:06:04,622 Actor, like your dad? 1039 01:06:04,623 --> 01:06:07,705 Not at all. A businessman. He likes money, 1040 01:06:07,706 --> 01:06:10,205 the stock exchange, layoffs... 1041 01:06:10,206 --> 01:06:12,538 a real capitalist. 1042 01:06:12,539 --> 01:06:16,788 Back to exploiting Chinese children. 1043 01:06:16,789 --> 01:06:18,413 So... 1044 01:06:18,414 --> 01:06:23,414 Have a nice evening. 1045 01:06:23,539 --> 01:06:26,247 So you're in television? 1046 01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:27,955 What do you write? 1047 01:06:27,956 --> 01:06:30,038 Sketches... 1048 01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:34,663 - Short sketches... - Good ones! 1049 01:06:34,664 --> 01:06:38,538 I'm going backstage to see Charlie. 1050 01:06:38,539 --> 01:06:43,205 Me, too. See you inside. 1051 01:06:43,206 --> 01:06:45,872 Be right back. 1052 01:06:45,873 --> 01:06:48,122 Shall we get you popcorn, too? 1053 01:06:48,123 --> 01:06:49,455 Where are you going? 1054 01:06:49,456 --> 01:06:54,456 Going backstage to see Charlie. 1055 01:06:54,539 --> 01:06:55,622 Elie, it's Charlie. 1056 01:06:55,623 --> 01:06:58,997 When you get here, come backstage. 1057 01:06:58,998 --> 01:07:01,997 I need you to act like my fiance. 1058 01:07:01,998 --> 01:07:05,288 I'll explain. Come quick. 1059 01:07:05,289 --> 01:07:08,205 How's it going? 1060 01:07:08,206 --> 01:07:10,413 Check this out! 1061 01:07:10,414 --> 01:07:11,663 Okay... Later. 1062 01:07:11,664 --> 01:07:14,622 - How's it going? - Okay. 1063 01:07:14,623 --> 01:07:17,705 - Seen Elie? - He ran into some celebrity. 1064 01:07:17,706 --> 01:07:19,830 He was schmoozing. Some hot shit! 1065 01:07:19,831 --> 01:07:21,413 I'm in trouble. 1066 01:07:21,414 --> 01:07:24,080 The manager is after me. I said my fiancé's coming. 1067 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:27,663 * Really? ' Yes! 1068 01:07:27,664 --> 01:07:32,664 - Who wants to play along? - I'll do it. 1069 01:07:35,873 --> 01:07:37,455 It's you? It's him? 1070 01:07:37,456 --> 01:07:38,497 Yes, it's him. 1071 01:07:38,498 --> 01:07:40,330 It's him. 1072 01:07:40,331 --> 01:07:41,455 It's me. 1073 01:07:41,456 --> 01:07:42,580 It's him. 1074 01:07:42,581 --> 01:07:44,580 Yes, Louis... 1075 01:07:44,581 --> 01:07:48,622 - Louis des Chanelles, in two words. - Boris Naillac, in one, sorry. 1076 01:07:48,623 --> 01:07:50,538 As in Pierre Naillac? 1077 01:07:50,539 --> 01:07:52,580 That's right. He's my father. 1078 01:07:52,581 --> 01:07:55,830 That's wild! I wanted to do "Tartuffe" 1079 01:07:55,831 --> 01:07:57,330 with him, years ago. 1080 01:07:57,331 --> 01:08:00,372 He never called me back. 1081 01:08:00,373 --> 01:08:03,122 Well, he's here tonight. 1082 01:08:03,123 --> 01:08:05,747 You're lucky. Pierre Naillac's son, 1083 01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,622 Charlie Riva's future husband... 1084 01:08:07,623 --> 01:08:09,538 Not only is she lovely, 1085 01:08:09,539 --> 01:08:12,205 but also Paris' great new playwright. 1086 01:08:12,206 --> 01:08:14,747 You're going overboard. 1087 01:08:14,748 --> 01:08:16,663 No, it's true. 1088 01:08:16,664 --> 01:08:18,455 Baby, there you are! 1089 01:08:18,456 --> 01:08:23,456 Sorry, I couldn't park. 1090 01:08:24,414 --> 01:08:25,580 You Okay? 1091 01:08:25,581 --> 01:08:28,455 You're so gorgeous. You drive me nuts! 1092 01:08:28,456 --> 01:08:30,247 I could make love to you here and now. 1093 01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:33,622 Right on the carpet. 1094 01:08:33,623 --> 01:08:36,705 This is Louis des Chanelles, the theater manager. 1095 01:08:36,706 --> 01:08:40,997 Loulou! 1096 01:08:40,998 --> 01:08:42,788 Not too nervous? 1097 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:47,163 And you know Boris, my fiancé. 1098 01:08:47,164 --> 01:08:48,080 Hi. 1099 01:08:48,081 --> 01:08:49,205 Good evening. 1100 01:08:49,206 --> 01:08:51,330 Good evening. Maxime, a friend. 1101 01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:53,580 So... 1102 01:08:53,581 --> 01:08:57,413 Actually, Louis, this is my brother. 1103 01:08:57,414 --> 01:08:59,455 We're brother and sister. 1104 01:08:59,456 --> 01:09:01,205 We're very close. 1105 01:09:01,206 --> 01:09:06,206 - Really, that family is so... - Fusional. 1106 01:09:06,373 --> 01:09:08,955 - They're all waiting in the lobby. - I'm coming. 1107 01:09:08,956 --> 01:09:13,247 So, we've said it all. 1108 01:09:13,248 --> 01:09:14,663 See you again. 1109 01:09:14,664 --> 01:09:18,122 Shit! 1110 01:09:18,123 --> 01:09:19,663 You guys are nuts! 1111 01:09:19,664 --> 01:09:22,455 - What cool! - I can't handle stuff like that. 1112 01:09:22,456 --> 01:09:25,955 That's that. This is the last play I do here. 1113 01:09:25,956 --> 01:09:29,997 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 1114 01:09:29,998 --> 01:09:31,705 Time to go. 1115 01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:34,663 It's starting and I have a good seat. 1116 01:09:34,664 --> 01:09:39,664 Break a leg! 1117 01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:48,248 Hurry, it's going to start. 1118 01:09:48,581 --> 01:09:53,581 Be right there. 1119 01:09:54,581 --> 01:09:58,080 What? 1120 01:09:58,081 --> 01:10:03,081 Why shouldn't I? 1121 01:10:18,998 --> 01:10:23,998 Do you miss her, too? 1122 01:10:24,581 --> 01:10:27,955 I have trouble realizing 1123 01:10:27,956 --> 01:10:29,955 that she's gone forever. 1124 01:10:29,956 --> 01:10:31,497 Yet she said she'd make it. 1125 01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:33,955 - What? - Never mind. 1126 01:10:33,956 --> 01:10:36,288 - She said what? - Forget it! 1127 01:10:36,289 --> 01:10:37,663 You knew? 1128 01:10:37,664 --> 01:10:39,330 You knew and didn't tell me? 1129 01:10:39,331 --> 01:10:44,331 - She wouldn't talk about it. - Except to you, and Boris. 1130 01:10:45,623 --> 01:10:47,038 Only I knew. 1131 01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:50,663 And you kept it to yourself! 1132 01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:55,664 Think it was easy to pretend? 1133 01:10:56,331 --> 01:11:01,331 I thought she loved us the same. 1134 01:11:10,789 --> 01:11:15,789 40. 1135 01:11:16,539 --> 01:11:21,539 No, I don't know where the sponge is. 1136 01:11:25,998 --> 01:11:28,080 - What're you doing? - It's his birthday. 1137 01:11:28,081 --> 01:11:29,205 We'll celebrate. 1138 01:11:29,206 --> 01:11:34,206 I bet Aix-en-Provence by night is hopping. 1139 01:11:40,539 --> 01:11:45,247 Oh boy... 1140 01:11:45,248 --> 01:11:47,747 No need to put yourselves out. 1141 01:11:47,748 --> 01:11:49,872 I don't care about my birthday. 1142 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:52,038 It's your 40th. It matters. 1143 01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:57,039 And it'd make me happy. 1144 01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:05,956 You're up next. 1145 01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,205 Our turn, let's go. 1146 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:18,497 Hang on. 1147 01:12:18,498 --> 01:12:19,538 Where you going? 1148 01:12:19,539 --> 01:12:21,330 - Where's he going? - No idea. 1149 01:12:21,331 --> 01:12:23,413 - Let's go. - I'm not singing with a traitor. 1150 01:12:23,414 --> 01:12:25,497 Gonna bust our chops all evening? 1151 01:12:25,498 --> 01:12:30,498 Don't talk to me like that. 1152 01:12:35,248 --> 01:12:38,372 It was supposed to be a trio, 1153 01:12:38,373 --> 01:12:43,373 but since no one cares, it's an "uno." 1154 01:12:51,414 --> 01:12:54,622 LVnn? 1155 01:12:54,623 --> 01:12:57,955 Don't recognize me? 1156 01:12:57,956 --> 01:13:01,122 Boris Naillac, summer '87. 1157 01:13:01,123 --> 01:13:02,663 Saint-Jean-de-Luz. 1158 01:13:02,664 --> 01:13:04,413 Thanks, I'm not crazy. 1159 01:13:04,414 --> 01:13:08,038 Sorry, but... I wasn't expecting... 1160 01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:11,580 You live here? Not in the bar but... 1161 01:13:11,581 --> 01:13:15,788 I'm here for work. I leave tomorrow. And you? 1162 01:13:15,789 --> 01:13:19,038 I'm bringing a cross-eyed backpack to Corsica. 1163 01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:20,122 What? 1164 01:13:20,123 --> 01:13:25,123 Nothing, forget it. 1165 01:13:35,664 --> 01:13:38,080 Nice to see you again. 1166 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:39,413 Same here. 1167 01:13:39,414 --> 01:13:43,538 So, see you in 25 years? 1168 01:13:43,539 --> 01:13:47,997 Sure, it's a date. 1169 01:13:47,998 --> 01:13:52,998 Have a nice evening. 1170 01:14:05,956 --> 01:14:10,956 What a jerk! 1171 01:14:30,206 --> 01:14:32,247 That was for Boris over there. 1172 01:14:32,248 --> 01:14:36,622 It's his 40th birthday. Give him a hand. 1173 01:14:36,623 --> 01:14:41,623 Thanks, everybody. 1174 01:14:46,581 --> 01:14:51,581 What'd you think? 1175 01:14:52,164 --> 01:14:55,247 Say, let's all sulk for your birthday. 1176 01:14:55,248 --> 01:14:57,288 I'll sulk if I want. 1177 01:14:57,289 --> 01:14:58,997 Good answer. 1178 01:14:58,998 --> 01:15:00,372 The party's for you. 1179 01:15:00,373 --> 01:15:02,497 Plan my New Year's, too? 1180 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:04,663 What's your problem? 1181 01:15:04,664 --> 01:15:05,872 She send you packing? 1182 01:15:05,873 --> 01:15:09,413 She's not enough like Charlie? 1183 01:15:09,414 --> 01:15:11,497 - Don't goad me. - Gonna hit me? 1184 01:15:11,498 --> 01:15:13,622 - How can you talk like that? - Easy. 1185 01:15:13,623 --> 01:15:16,830 I was her friend, not a glum ex or a kid she ass-wiped. 1186 01:15:16,831 --> 01:15:17,955 Am I the kid? 1187 01:15:17,956 --> 01:15:19,580 - Stay out of it. - Shut your trap. 1188 01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:21,705 None of your lip. I'm not your dog. 1189 01:15:21,706 --> 01:15:23,580 You're a lousy TV gag writer. 1190 01:15:23,581 --> 01:15:26,247 And look where you spend your birthday! 1191 01:15:26,248 --> 01:15:27,330 It's pathetic. 1192 01:15:27,331 --> 01:15:29,413 - Giving lessons now? - Maybe. 1193 01:15:29,414 --> 01:15:31,580 I prefer my dream woman to you guys. 1194 01:15:31,581 --> 01:15:34,372 Who do you mean? You only have your maid. 1195 01:15:34,373 --> 01:15:35,497 She doesn't fuck bums. 1196 01:15:35,498 --> 01:15:37,455 No wonder you can't reproduce! 1197 01:15:37,456 --> 01:15:39,205 Repeat that. 1198 01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:43,538 Repeat that. 1199 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,580 You make me sick. 1200 01:15:45,581 --> 01:15:50,581 Lucky Charlie can't see you. 1201 01:16:10,706 --> 01:16:14,580 You Okay? 1202 01:16:14,581 --> 01:16:18,455 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 1203 01:16:18,456 --> 01:16:23,456 Real happy. 1204 01:16:25,123 --> 01:16:26,788 I was thinking... 1205 01:16:26,789 --> 01:16:31,789 Maybe 25 years is a long time to wait before meeting again. 1206 01:16:34,081 --> 01:16:39,081 Want to get some air? 1207 01:16:46,206 --> 01:16:48,872 Sorry, I'm not much fun. 1208 01:16:48,873 --> 01:16:53,873 My best friend died a few days ago. 1209 01:16:57,331 --> 01:17:00,747 Yesterday I couldn't even say it. 1210 01:17:00,748 --> 01:17:02,622 She's dead. 1211 01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:05,038 She's dead. 1212 01:17:05,039 --> 01:17:08,705 Charlie's dead. 1213 01:17:08,706 --> 01:17:13,706 You always knew how to talk to women. 1214 01:19:19,289 --> 01:19:24,289 TWO AND A HALF YEARS EARLIER 1215 01:19:37,164 --> 01:19:42,164 Shit. 1216 01:19:49,539 --> 01:19:54,288 Fuck. 1217 01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:56,038 Matthieu? 1218 01:19:56,039 --> 01:19:56,997 No, Maxime. 1219 01:19:56,998 --> 01:20:00,330 Sorry. Remember? Elie. 1220 01:20:00,331 --> 01:20:04,038 The party, the Chaplins and all. 1221 01:20:04,039 --> 01:20:05,747 Off to summer camp? 1222 01:20:05,748 --> 01:20:07,455 No, I'm waiting for Charlie. 1223 01:20:07,456 --> 01:20:09,497 Like you, I imagine. 1224 01:20:09,498 --> 01:20:12,038 She told me you were a joker. 1225 01:20:12,039 --> 01:20:17,039 So the 2 of us are waiting like fools. 1226 01:20:20,039 --> 01:20:25,039 3, apparently. 1227 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,247 Remember? 1228 01:20:38,248 --> 01:20:40,455 Elie... 1229 01:20:40,456 --> 01:20:42,455 - And Maxence. - Maxime! 1230 01:20:42,456 --> 01:20:46,163 Max, in other words. 1231 01:20:46,164 --> 01:20:48,330 You came for... 1232 01:20:48,331 --> 01:20:50,205 Of course. 1233 01:20:50,206 --> 01:20:53,497 Nice suit. A wedding later? 1234 01:20:53,498 --> 01:20:57,038 I'm a grownup. 1235 01:20:57,039 --> 01:20:59,497 The plane's two hours late. Bummer. 1236 01:20:59,498 --> 01:21:02,580 Yeah, "bummer." 1237 01:21:02,581 --> 01:21:06,455 A coffee? 1238 01:21:06,456 --> 01:21:09,663 A coffee, and something to eat. 1239 01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:14,664 I haven't eaten since... 1240 01:21:15,956 --> 01:21:17,538 Hot chocolate, 2 croissants, quiche... 1241 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:19,538 And a muffin. You'll be sick. 1242 01:21:19,539 --> 01:21:21,747 I never throw up. 1243 01:21:21,748 --> 01:21:23,747 Known Charlie long? 1244 01:21:23,748 --> 01:21:28,413 - Quite a while. - Practically since I was born. 1245 01:21:28,414 --> 01:21:31,455 Not very long, then. 1246 01:21:31,456 --> 01:21:33,372 I'll go buy her a gift. 1247 01:21:33,373 --> 01:21:35,122 Good idea. I'll come, too. 1248 01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:37,413 We won't find anything good here. 1249 01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:38,497 Ilvvell? 1250 01:21:38,498 --> 01:21:43,498 Sure we will. Don't worry. 1251 01:21:51,831 --> 01:21:53,163 Mom? 1252 01:21:53,164 --> 01:21:55,413 It's me. 1253 01:21:55,414 --> 01:22:00,414 I couldn't call earlier. We just landed. 1254 01:22:03,664 --> 01:22:07,247 Not great. 1255 01:22:07,248 --> 01:22:12,248 They confirm what the doctors say here. 1256 01:22:15,414 --> 01:22:19,455 Don't cry, Mom. 1257 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:23,080 I'll be all right. 1258 01:22:23,081 --> 01:22:27,163 I'll put up a fight, you know. 1259 01:22:27,164 --> 01:22:32,164 No, I'm not alone. I have friends coming to meet me. 1260 01:22:33,456 --> 01:22:36,622 I'll see you tonight, anyway. 1261 01:22:36,623 --> 01:22:39,288 See you later. I love you. 1262 01:22:39,289 --> 01:22:44,289 I love you, Mom. 1263 01:23:24,706 --> 01:23:25,747 How're you guys? 1264 01:23:25,748 --> 01:23:30,748 - Okay. - How're you? 1265 01:23:33,623 --> 01:23:35,538 Hum VG? 1266 01:23:35,539 --> 01:23:38,497 I'm so glad you're here! 1267 01:23:38,498 --> 01:23:41,330 We didn't come for you, but to shop. 1268 01:23:41,331 --> 01:23:42,747 We found you this. 1269 01:23:42,748 --> 01:23:44,872 A stuffed animal backpack! 1270 01:23:44,873 --> 01:23:49,873 Do I put it on? 1271 01:23:50,539 --> 01:23:52,872 A stuffed animal backpack... 1272 01:23:52,873 --> 01:23:54,997 Perfect, I didn't have one. 1273 01:23:54,998 --> 01:23:57,538 Do I look silly enough for you? 1274 01:23:57,539 --> 01:23:58,830 Just fine. You're perfect. 1275 01:23:58,831 --> 01:24:03,831 Can we go now? 1276 01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:05,663 Reminds me of my teddy bear. 1277 01:24:05,664 --> 01:24:06,622 Your idea? 1278 01:24:06,623 --> 01:24:09,955 - It was Matthieu's idea. - Maxime. 1279 01:24:09,956 --> 01:24:11,872 A collector's item. 1280 01:24:11,873 --> 01:24:15,038 - Can I take it off now? - No, keep it on. 1281 01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:16,330 Until when? 1282 01:24:16,331 --> 01:24:21,331 Till the day you die. 1283 01:24:37,998 --> 01:24:39,288 Sorry about yesterday. 1284 01:24:39,289 --> 01:24:42,580 We all said things we don't think. But enough sulking. 1285 01:24:42,581 --> 01:24:43,830 Here. 1286 01:24:43,831 --> 01:24:45,330 I don't give a shit. 1287 01:24:45,331 --> 01:24:50,331 - It's a Hawaiian sandwich. - Really? 1288 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:58,956 Thanks. But when I finish it, I'm going on alone. 1289 01:25:00,623 --> 01:25:04,163 Elie's phone! It rang all night. 1290 01:25:04,164 --> 01:25:06,038 Answer. It might be important. 1291 01:25:06,039 --> 01:25:11,039 I'd rather not. 1292 01:25:15,748 --> 01:25:20,748 I'm no singer, I'm a Ninja Turtle. 1293 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:30,538 What do you want? 1294 01:25:30,539 --> 01:25:33,080 - Jeanne called. - And? 1295 01:25:33,081 --> 01:25:38,081 All night long. 1296 01:25:40,748 --> 01:25:45,748 Can I have some privacy? 1297 01:25:52,206 --> 01:25:57,206 What's up? 1298 01:26:00,748 --> 01:26:05,748 I'll call you later, honey. 1299 01:26:21,664 --> 01:26:26,330 I knew it. 1300 01:26:26,331 --> 01:26:31,331 I'm going to be a father. 1301 01:26:32,831 --> 01:26:35,205 I'm going to be a father. 1302 01:26:35,206 --> 01:26:36,788 Man! 1303 01:26:36,789 --> 01:26:39,163 Want to go back to Paris? 1304 01:26:39,164 --> 01:26:42,288 We have something to finish. 1305 01:26:42,289 --> 01:26:47,289 Father, for chrissake! 1306 01:27:46,164 --> 01:27:51,164 I have something to tell you. 1307 01:27:51,456 --> 01:27:56,456 I knew Charlie was going to die. 1308 01:27:56,623 --> 01:28:01,623 She told me before going into the hospital. 1309 01:28:02,456 --> 01:28:07,456 She made me swear not to tell. 1310 01:28:10,039 --> 01:28:15,039 Sorry. I promised. 1311 01:28:18,748 --> 01:28:20,872 Did Elie know? 1312 01:28:20,873 --> 01:28:25,873 No, only me. 1313 01:28:27,373 --> 01:28:32,330 Not too angry at me? 1314 01:28:32,331 --> 01:28:37,331 I'd have done the same. 1315 01:30:15,373 --> 01:30:17,205 No more driving. 1316 01:30:17,206 --> 01:30:18,747 It's Shabbat. 1317 01:30:18,748 --> 01:30:22,455 We'll just sleep here. 1318 01:30:22,456 --> 01:30:24,663 You observe Shabbat? 1319 01:30:24,664 --> 01:30:26,163 Sure. 1320 01:30:26,164 --> 01:30:29,538 As a dad, I want to be in good with the Guy upstairs. 1321 01:30:29,539 --> 01:30:33,413 We're not stopping just because you saw the Virgin! 1322 01:30:33,414 --> 01:30:35,455 I can drive. 1323 01:30:35,456 --> 01:30:36,955 Forget it. 1324 01:30:36,956 --> 01:30:40,247 Anyway, we're all beat. 1325 01:30:40,248 --> 01:30:45,248 Isn't this beautiful? 1326 01:30:52,414 --> 01:30:55,413 Do you go to the moon with... 1327 01:30:55,414 --> 01:31:00,414 With Chaplin? 1328 01:31:03,456 --> 01:31:05,122 Yes. 1329 01:31:05,123 --> 01:31:06,997 And Charlie, too? 1330 01:31:06,998 --> 01:31:09,872 - What do you mean, no? - We'll never guess. 1331 01:31:09,873 --> 01:31:12,872 I'll tell you because you'll never guess. 1332 01:31:12,873 --> 01:31:15,497 I go to the moon 1333 01:31:15,498 --> 01:31:19,247 with everything that really goes to the moon. 1334 01:31:19,248 --> 01:31:22,205 A rocket, for instance. 1335 01:31:22,206 --> 01:31:25,247 - Lousy rule! - It sucks! You're playing with us. 1336 01:31:25,248 --> 01:31:27,372 Apart from a rocket, what else? 1337 01:31:27,373 --> 01:31:31,163 You could've said a space ship, and you'd be right. 1338 01:31:31,164 --> 01:31:33,622 Or Neil Armstrong, 1339 01:31:33,623 --> 01:31:35,372 or a satellite. 1340 01:31:35,373 --> 01:31:36,747 I'll never teach you a game. 1341 01:31:36,748 --> 01:31:39,038 - Lousy! - It sucks! 1342 01:31:39,039 --> 01:31:42,413 Since when does Chaplin go to the moon? 1343 01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:45,247 Since an old comic strip, 1344 01:31:45,248 --> 01:31:49,163 Chaplin Goes to the Moon. 1345 01:31:49,164 --> 01:31:50,455 When was that? 1346 01:31:50,456 --> 01:31:55,456 I don't know, 1909! 1347 01:31:55,748 --> 01:31:58,330 Can you feel it kicking? 1348 01:31:58,331 --> 01:32:00,330 Not until 4 months? 1349 01:32:00,331 --> 01:32:02,288 So not yet? 1350 01:32:02,289 --> 01:32:04,288 I'll let you rest. 1351 01:32:04,289 --> 01:32:05,205 No alcohol. 1352 01:32:05,206 --> 01:32:08,747 No drugs! 1353 01:32:08,748 --> 01:32:11,288 I love you, too. 1354 01:32:11,289 --> 01:32:14,122 You observe Shabbat eating pork on the phone? 1355 01:32:14,123 --> 01:32:15,413 It's a start. 1356 01:32:15,414 --> 01:32:19,372 - You have 19 messages. - I'll worry about it later. 1357 01:32:19,373 --> 01:32:22,413 Nice new background image. 1358 01:32:22,414 --> 01:32:26,747 Now you know how to change it. 1359 01:32:26,748 --> 01:32:28,747 What'll we call your kid? 1360 01:32:28,748 --> 01:32:30,872 I like Yves. 1361 01:32:30,873 --> 01:32:33,038 No, that's too... Yves. 1362 01:32:33,039 --> 01:32:35,330 I like it. 1363 01:32:35,331 --> 01:32:37,872 Don't rack your brains. It'll be Charlie. 1364 01:32:37,873 --> 01:32:39,580 Charlie David Moses. For roots. 1365 01:32:39,581 --> 01:32:44,581 - What if it's a girl? - She'll deal with it. 1366 01:32:46,206 --> 01:32:48,122 And Max'll be godfather. 1367 01:32:48,123 --> 01:32:49,747 What? 1368 01:32:49,748 --> 01:32:54,748 You'll be godfather. 1369 01:33:35,331 --> 01:33:37,872 Here we are. 1370 01:33:37,873 --> 01:33:42,622 Incredible. 1371 01:33:42,623 --> 01:33:47,623 I think it's the right place. 1372 01:36:19,081 --> 01:36:24,081 I don't believe it! 1373 01:36:25,956 --> 01:36:27,747 Something to remember. 1374 01:36:27,748 --> 01:36:29,955 It's 30-year-old arthritis! 1375 01:36:29,956 --> 01:36:32,455 Sure is! 1376 01:36:32,456 --> 01:36:35,413 Resolution time! You're 30. 1377 01:36:35,414 --> 01:36:38,747 I'm 30! 1378 01:36:38,748 --> 01:36:42,205 You're only filming my teeth, you bastard. 1379 01:36:42,206 --> 01:36:47,206 Watch what you're doing. 1380 01:36:49,289 --> 01:36:54,289 One last funky photo before you turn 30. 1381 01:36:54,331 --> 01:36:55,580 Take a pose. 1382 01:36:55,581 --> 01:36:57,330 - Want a drink? - You bet I do. 1383 01:36:57,331 --> 01:37:02,331 A mojito! 1384 01:37:09,289 --> 01:37:14,289 Happy Birthday! 1385 01:37:21,456 --> 01:37:23,372 Not you, too? 1386 01:37:23,373 --> 01:37:25,372 What do you mean? 1387 01:37:25,373 --> 01:37:27,413 You look great! 1388 01:37:27,414 --> 01:37:32,413 I want a picture of you 3. 1389 01:37:32,414 --> 01:37:34,163 What 3? 1390 01:37:34,164 --> 01:37:36,747 A surprise, you'll see. 1391 01:37:36,748 --> 01:37:41,748 Where are they? 1392 01:37:45,748 --> 01:37:49,080 I can't believe you 3 had the same idea. 1393 01:37:49,081 --> 01:37:50,955 A picture! 1394 01:37:50,956 --> 01:37:55,956 Smile! 1395 01:38:00,748 --> 01:38:03,538 You 3 are something! 1396 01:38:03,539 --> 01:38:05,788 Why the glum faces? 1397 01:38:05,789 --> 01:38:10,789 It's my party- 1398 01:38:12,748 --> 01:38:17,748 It never occurred to me, but you 3 should get along. 1399 01:38:21,373 --> 01:38:22,955 Hey, I love this song! 1400 01:38:22,956 --> 01:38:25,080 I'll dance and come back. 1401 01:38:25,081 --> 01:38:30,081 Promise. 1402 01:38:38,664 --> 01:38:40,038 Elie. Pleased to meet you. 1403 01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:42,747 Maxime. 1404 01:38:42,748 --> 01:38:47,748 Boris. 1405 01:43:31,748 --> 01:43:34,622 Subtitles: Cynthia Schoch & Lenny Borger 1406 01:43:34,623 --> 01:43:39,623 Subtitlingz C.M.C.- Paris 86863