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I never thought it would come to this.

Never.

Never. I mean, that's disgusting.

It's revolting.

And it's a crime against nature.

And he'll both leave it.

And with a complete stranger.

Really, how could he?

He? Certainly.

But isn't that your wife cheating on you? Of course not.

He's the one that's being unfaithful.

But how can you be sure?

I recognize him.

But I didn't get his face.

His face?

I haven't seen his face in six months.

Never send a girl to do a man's job.

Well, I've got to be off. I have to be in the office of Mr... I almost forgot.

In my business, no names.

Well, I have one for her.

Well, goodbye.

I'm really sorry I couldn't have brought you better news.

Place is bugged.

Can I help you, sir?

My card.

Oh, yes. Mr.

Mann is expecting you. You can go right in.

Thank you.

That's disgusting.

I like the book idea of the Mercedes -Benz.

If the new Mercedes is anything like the old one in terms of durability and

maintenance, we can take your suggestion and call the book Future Schlock.

And as to your project, I've looked over the research and there's nothing to

indicate that Father Flanagan ever wrote a gay novel called There's No Such

Thing as a Bad Boy.

Hello. Hello.

Please, sit down. Thank you.

Now, Frank...

You don't mind if I call you Frank?

Be my guest.

Well, to come directly to the point, it's my anniversary.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

But that's not the point. The point is, I'm married.

And I'm going to L .A. in the morning.

And, well, I can speak freely to you.

Certainly.

It's my wife, Pamela.

I mean, I'm not sure.

I'd like you to, well...

I mean, I'd like you to sort of check up on her.

Well, you've come to the right man.

I'm one of the best surveillance men in the business.

How do you come by a profession like that?

Hereditary. It's in my family.

I'm third generation.

FBI?

No.

Compulsive voyeurs.

But that's pathological illness.

Well, we prefer the more fun -loving term.

Peeping Tom.

Naturally, I plan to document everything I tell you with film. How do you get

the film developed so quickly?

Oh, it's not hard.

For the past ten years, motion picture emulsions have been developed and

to the point where they need very little light. And couple that with the ultra

-sophisticated developers and sonic printers, high -speed processes... What

all that mean?

I have a drugstore that gets it in and out for me in a hurry.

But you're telling me about your wife.

Yes, I'm not sure Pamela's fooling around.

But she does so many things in the course of the day.

She combines ritual and spontaneity in the most perfect and exciting way.

She does social work in the slums and ghettos.

She enjoys solitude, like a walk in the park, and she's at home in a crowd.

She can go off by herself and read, but she gets along with people.

She's political, yet a strong individual.

For instance, as soon as she wakes up, she does her morning exercise.

She tells me it's to start her heart.

Then, the makeup.

Then there's breakfast.

And the day begins to take shape.

Do you think the welfare state is still viable, considering the inability up to

the present of the system to reconcile the isolation of the poor with the

assimilation into the system of a relatively well -to -do hierarchy of

government, administrators, corporate functionaries and executives, and the

other white -collar elite who are the necessary benefactors of these poor?

No. Thank you.

Hello. Oh, hi, Pam.

Do you know what day it is today?

Oh, of course I know what day it is. I'm not sure what year it is, but I know

what day it is. What time do you want to be cleansed?

Let's see. I don't know. I think there's a dude. I know there's a dude coming

around noon, but hang on for me, will you?

Hold on.

Still there?

Still here, Clute.

Can you call me back in a couple hours and let's see how it's going?

Yeah, I may get a little rushed today.

Day amaze in town.

I have a feeling.

Call it an intuition, that some of the things she does during an afternoon,

well, wouldn't please me. I want you to do some probing.

All her activities must have a common denominator.

Now, you can do anything in the interest of the case.

My wife's end justifies any means.

Don't worry about a thing.

You want the truth, and you shall have it. I guarantee I'll get to the bottom

your wife.

Now, where shall I begin?

Well... We went to a dinner party last night, and the conversation naturally

came up. The impeachment and deep throat.

Pamela confided in me that she would like very much to do that number if she

could. Could she?

Well, I don't know.

She'd like to try it with someone she doesn't know.

Someone completely anonymous.

I see.

It's begun to shower a little, but if I were you, I'd hang around Sutton Place

for a while.

She's bound to show up there for her daily constitutional.

Jack.

Want a good time sailor?

Why don't we stroll over to that alley?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now that was really disgusting.

That's really incredible.

It's apparent that she experienced some deep oral need which has its roots in

her development, being arrested about the age... Of consent.

Oh, no, no, much earlier.

She needs a cock down her throat the way another woman, well, needs a chocolate

cake down her throat.

Hey, you're something of a poet.

But I don't think you're right because she does this social field work.

Matter of fact, I think today is the day she sees this poor creature that she

works with.

Lives on almost nothing in a slum. I mean, ghetto.

Get over there and you may see another side to her.

Come on in. Just make yourself at home.

Oh, hey, listen.

I only give hands. They did tell you. Just blowjobs.

Uh, yes.

No fucking no way.

very attractive.

Very tasteful place you have.

Now, I suck you off for 35 bucks.

If you want to come in my mouth, it's 50. You know, if you want, you can bring

girl sometime.

75 bucks and I'll get you both off. Oh, and you can stay as long as you like.

You know, a lot of my customers bring their wives.

Well, I'm not married.

You see, that's why I've come to see you.

I mean, that's the problem.

You mean you don't commit original sin?

I commit very unoriginal sin.

Look, why don't you sit out and be more comfortable?

I may have a little trouble getting it up.

Oh, come on, hon, just relax.

Oh, now, if you decide not to go for the 50, be sure to let me know when you're

going to come, okay?

I have a lot more than 50 to come in your mouth.

Come on, babe, just relax. You're never going to get... Anywhere, if you worry

about it, okay?

Relax. You don't know how hard I've tried.

But you see, in the last few years, well, I've been gay.

I thought it was like a passing phase, you know? I mean, an episode.

But it's been a long time now.

Well, I don't know what to tell you.

There's nothing you could tell me.

Not with all your experience and wisdom.

You know, I think you got yourself talking to something.

You do, huh?

I do.

Do you think you could talk me out of it?

I don't know.

Just close your eyes.

Don't think about anything.

Just kneel.

Yes.

Spread my legs.

Now pin me to the mattress.

That wasn't very, very difficult, was it?

Fabulous! It worked perfectly!

It was beautiful. I played it beautifully, even if I do say so myself.

You know, I think I'm going to take that part as a homosexual.

Because, I mean, if I could convince an old pro like her that I'm a fag, I can

convince anybody.

Come on.

What's happening?

Oh, nothing special.

Oh, you know that actor Hiram Wood?

Yeah. Yeah, he was by today, trying to convince me he was gay.

Yeah, well, it seemed important. Well, I always wanted to ball him anyway, ever

since I saw him in Graffiti Murder Case.

Listen, can I use your place today?

Oh, sure.

Oh, yeah, I'm going out to buy a few things anyway. Great.

It couldn't be more clear.

The need for degradation.

For reassurance from observing the very act in which she feels so insecure.

But she gives great head. Indeed she does.

What now?

Well, about this time, Pamela usually goes to the park and does some reading,

but with Pamela, you never know what's going to happen.

Check.

Pardon me, do you have a minute?

Yeah. Do you think that the fact that vocabulary among the young has

is symptomatic of a recession into the self or simply a manifestation of a

disaffection with traditional modes of communication?

A little of both.

Thank you.

You want to get off, don't you?

You didn't think you were going to, but you did.

Can you hold your breath a long time?

Can you breathe underwater?

You're going to get yours now, you know.

This bitch is ready for you now. Come on.

Don't struggle. This gun will go right off.

You little fascist pig.

Open up that mouth.

Wider.

Wider.

Wider. Open that up.

Keep that mouth open.

Suck that cock.

Suck it.

Don't you move your head. You hold still.

Use the tongue. Let me see the tongue on your teeth.

Come on, use that tongue and do it right.

Swallow that cock.

Faster, faster.

Come on, you fascist pig.

Don't you move.

Open wider.

Swallow it deep.

Swallow it. Put your head back.

Keep that mouth wide open and he's going to fuck you in the mouth.

Don't move that head. Keep your head back and your mouth open.

Open wider.

Hold still. Let him fuck you in the mouth. You do it like this.

I want to see you love this cock.

Open wide.

Wide.

Wider.

Open very, very wide.

Don't move.

Faster.

Don't you find it? You know you love it.

Take it all the way in.

Lick it off.

Lick it off.

Use your tongue.

Lick it. Off.

Off. Lick it off.

how disgusting that is?

In spite of everything, she enjoyed it.

The humiliation, being forced to submit. You notice how she got off on the car?

She's a little erotic.

She wants to be treated like an animal.

Who doesn't?

I think you're missing something.

A much more tender, intimate side of Pamela. Almost childlike how she relates

people. Has she done her social field work yet?

No, not yet.

But I've got it covered.

You're a caged prisoner in here.

Thank you.

What?

Thank you for putting into words what I have felt so long.

So long? Wait!

You forgot the part about at the end of the year...

you'll probably find that you have made no more than a simple stewardess.

I get a lot more cars.

I don't know about that.

Oh, then you say, and it's illegal.

And not exactly respectable.

And think of the overhead.

The overhead.

The payoffs. The payoffs.

The hairdresser. The hairdresser.

The clerk.

Thank you very much.

And the boredom.

And the fat politicians.

Back to the club.

And the men.

The beasts.

Who think only of themselves.

Which is not exactly a bad thing to think of when you come to think of it.

You know, you're right. And the law.

The constant threat.

The ever -present fear of the police.

The fuzz.

You suck enough cops off in the doorway, you usually don't get busted.

They let you off for good behavior.

You better believe it.

And the men, the beasts.

I already said that. Well, they look at you only as an object. A machine.

Oh, but a well -oiled machine.

Don't forget the most important thing of all.

The loneliness.

It's not all that lonely. All the time.

Matter of fact, sometimes there's just so many things to do, one is hard

-pressed to know where to begin.

Yes, I just saw her today. Right. Oh, she's coming along great.

I worked with her today on her self -respect.

Yeah, she's beginning to have a lot more confidence with me.

She's opening up a lot more.

Both of us.

Uh -huh.

Fine.

I'll have four written copies for you tomorrow morning.

All right. Bye -bye.

Mansboro. Hello, is Mr. Man free?

This is Ms. Man.

No, I'm sorry, he's in conference.

Well, no, no, don't disturb him. Tell him if he wants to reach me, I'll be at

the plaza at a political party.

Certainly.

Do you feel that the emergence of bourgeois and often corrupt

the recently liberated self -governing states of Africa can be explained by re

-examining the circumstances of foreign domination?

which precipitated the process of colonial disentanglement?

I certainly do. Thank you.

Thank you.

Pamela's going to that fundraising cocktail party at the Plaza.

The contact and sublime joy in the arms and finger of a woman would indicate

an insecurity with members of the opposite sex.

A sense of inadequacy.

Has she seemed inadequate?

Oh.

You know, this case is beginning to intrigue me.

Usually I'm quite detached.

But Pamela, your wife, is quite a challenge.

I just can't quite isolate and put my finger on that common denominator.

There's a fascination.

Well, don't be discouraged.

Like I said, Pamela's going to this fundraising cocktail party.

My advice is to hide in an empty room.

Political speech is always poor, Pamela.

She usually slips off somewhere.

For a very excellent cause.

But first, I want to thank all of the committee members.

who worked so very hard to make today a success.

Particularly, I must single out Sally Rosencrantz and Charlene Guildenstern

the work they've done.

And, of course, Pamela Mann, who perhaps put out more than anybody.

Now, as most of you know, we are all getting pretty tired of the deplorable

state into which our social and moral structure has fallen.

Moral decay among the lower social classes is reaching new depths every

We've all read the statistics.

Now something has to be done. And it has to be done now.

And it has to be done by people like ourselves.

We must join in the action against the prurient permissiveness that has

society. We must take action as a group and action as individuals.

We are very lucky to have with us today an individual who knows how to take

action. Action against degeneracy and action against depravity. And

that's why we are supporting him for political office.

We of the National Society for the Ecological Preservation.

Richard Nixon proved that.

No, we can judge the qualifications of a political candidate by what he himself

believes in. The goals he has set himself. The way he tackles a job. But

important, how he is committed to ridding us of excessive...

May I introduce to you...

Aren't people friendly when they don't know each other?

You're right.

Listen, since you've been following me, don't I at least deserve to know your

name?

Trade secret.

Are you trade?

You don't look it. Isn't everybody?

Can I buy you dinner?

Well, listen, I'd love to, but I have to get back to the party.

And I have to go see a client.

Too bad.

Too bad.

Well, what are you doing later?

Well, I suppose I could be free in about an hour.

Would you like to come by my place?

Your place?

My husband's late night.

The only people that will be there are the servants.

Only the servants?

Only the servants.

Does that include you?

I'll give you my address.

I've already got it.

Well, don't tell anyone.

Well, good luck with your big deal.

It's a case that's almost closed, and it may be a very big deal.

Bye. It's over.

Finished. Finished!

You're not going to take that disgusting thing out in front of me anymore.

You're a degenerate. You know that? You're disgusting.

You're a pervert.

Coming all over my face like that.

Disgusting.

I want to be normal.

I want to be healthy.

I want to walk in the sun.

It's my opinion that doing a life of candy bar with Martha Mitchell...

It would have a certain appeal in Grapes of Wrath country, but here in the

East... Superb news.

Clear effect.

Really superb.

Good. You asked me to find the common denominator, the essence of Pamela Mann.

That's right.

Well, Chief, I think I just might. The case has taken a turn.

For the better, I hope. No, for the best.

You said I could do anything in the interest of the case? Definitely.

Good.

Bon appétit.

I wonder what he meant by that.

Bon appetit.

Do you mind if I use the phone?

How's our man's room?

No, I'm sorry. He's in conference.

Don't disturb him. I just wanted to make sure he was still in the office.

Certainly.

Well, well, well.

They say that when a woman that looks as unapproachable and elegant as you do on

the surface, that right underneath lives a whore.

know I was following you?

ESP.

How's your client?

Fine.

He, uh, told me to stay on the job.

Then you better hurry.

Thank you.

All right.

All right, you fascist, philistine pig!

Oh, excuse me, Miss Mann. I didn't know you had anyone here.

This is Beverly, my maid.

Your maid?

Yes, we spend one day a week together.

It's the only way you can keep healthy.

Beverly? Yes, ma 'am? Freaky time is over. Remember, you're a servant. An

but secondary citizen.

Yes, Miss Mann.

And what do servants do?

They serve.

I told you only the servants were hungry.

This is all I really want.

What are you doing here?

Well, you asked for the essence of your wife?

Yeah.

I think she's obsessed with secrets.

Everything she does is anonymous.

It's no identity.

She's even a secret from herself.

Interesting. But there are exceptions. When she shares her feelings.

When it isn't a secret.

When all she wants is just to be held close to someone.

As I said, interesting, but I could have waited till I got back. No, no, I'm

afraid I'm going to have to drop the case immediately.

Something happened today. I didn't count on it. Oh?

I realize that detectives shouldn't become involved with their clients, but

things can't be helped.

I think Mrs. Mann has become too involved with me.

I understand.

Well, I don't want any of my fee.

And I think that this should end it between us.

So do I.

And I'm really sorry that I couldn't have brought you better news.

You know, there aren't many gentlemen left.

Except you.

Thanks very much.

Goodbye.

Patrick, take the gentleman where he wants to go.

Be back at seven in the morning. We're going to Kennedy.

Good night again.

Do you think Argentina can go the way of the other Latin American country,

Chile? Or do you think the recent communist insurgents in the latter

an erratic manifestation of the patterns of political evolution?

I haven't decided.

Thank you.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi, Ed.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm here to give the film socially redeeming value.

Oh.

How was your day, darling?

Wonderful.

Is that you, sweetheart?

Mm -hmm. I didn't know you were so talented.

That's terrific.

You sure did a number on this guy.

I'm spotted.

Was he any good?

As good as you.

Yes? Hello, Mr. Mann.

Oh, look who's here.

I just came by to say that I have to drop the case.

Something happened today.

I didn't plan it. I know detectives aren't supposed to get involved with

work. Well, something passed between us today.

I think she became a little too involved with me.

No, no, I don't want any money.

I think it best if we not communicate any longer.

There aren't any gentlemen left.

Thank you.

Thank you To all the gentlemen and to all the ladies

That's beautiful

Happy anniversary, baby.

Happy anniversary, Dylan.

Hello?

Yes?

Yes, I left a message for you. Thanks for calling.

Listen, I'm going to L .A. for a few days, but I'm having an anniversary next

week, and, well...

Well, I can speak freely now. My wife's at the movies.

I'd like you to sort of, you know, check up on her.

Well, I'm not sure, but, you know, she could fool around.

Yeah, she's very active, does a lot of social work, you know.

She enjoys solitude, but she's wonderful with people.

Yeah, she's political, but she's got a mind of her own.

Listen, I got an idea. Why don't you call me here on Monday, and we'll

the whole thing.

Okay? Real fine. All right. Thanks again for calling.

Okay. Have a good weekend now.

Bye -bye.