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[opening theme music playing]

All right. Okay, just look.

I go through the front door, up the stairs.

I take one turn right to go to our bedroom and...

[Gumball grunts]

[stammers]

Just add it to the other plot holes in our lives.

It makes my butt quiver to think of all that stuff

that doesn't make sense.

Like how we haven't had a birthday in seven years.

[applause and cheers at other table]

[all sigh]

[voice warbles] Or how we've been changing

voices for no reason.

I think we can safely say that we'll be young forever.

And never... [voice warbling] change.

[Gumball] Or even weirder, changing faces.

[grunts]

Like that time when Rob turned everyone into

pig-skinned versions of themselves.

[gasps]

[flapping]

Oh, yeah. What's our old nemesis up to these days?

[Shady Man] Rob, come here, boy!

I'm coming, boss. [panting]

-[grunts] -[Shady Man] Hurry up!

[Rob] No one!

-[creature roaring] -Let go!

[gasps]

[Shady Man grunts]

[Shady Man grunts]

[gasps] What is it, boss?

[Shady Man] Your friends are about to find

that little plot hole

we left behind when I saved you.

[Rob grunting]

Oh, no, it's time.

[screaming]

-[thuds] -[panting]

[whirring]

[Shady Man] And once they realize that their lives

are nothing but fiction...

Elmore will collapse into The Void.

[all screaming]

[Shady Man] Fortunately, I've recently expanded

my cross-dimensional trading business

into cybercrime.

Wait, this is our story.

[Shady Man] Oh, but there's more.

Huh, what?

[Shady Man] Anything typed into this script

will happen for real.

So I suggest we do a little rewrite.

Well, the last time we thought Rob was at school.

So I'm sure we'll find a clue there as to what he's up to.

[gasps] Okay, okay, write this.

Hector walks past

on his way to school and accidentally...

[driver yelping]

I said accidentally kicks the bus.

[Shady Man] Oh, uh, my, my bad.

The "K" is right next to the "L" on the keyboard, so--

Just make sure you stop them from getting to school, okay?

All right, all right.

-[loud scraping] -[both yell]

[both panting]

Hey, Gary. Sorry, man. But is... is this new?

[Gary panting]

Gary!

[train horn blaring]

Well, he did almost look as surprised as we are.

[both] Hmm.

What the what is going on here?

You can't just write whatever you want.

You have to obey the laws of the universe.

Wait, what are you typing right now?

[tires screeching]

[loud thud]

[voices rasping]

[ship horn blaring]

[flapping]

Not one bit of this makes sense.

Even in Elmore.

Someone wants to stop us from finding something.

I say we run.

[both screaming]

[loud rumbling]

[Rob inhales deeply]

You can't just write "And stuff"!

Hey, I know what I'm doing.

I'm the boss. You're the apprentice.

We're trying to save them,

not turn them into literal pulp fiction.

-Sh-- [shrieks] -[laptop beeps]

What have you done?

What does "Gumball and Darwin turn into [speaking gibberish]"

supposed to look like?

We can't break the continuity.

This story has to make sense.

[both scream]

Anybody got some sort of

logical explanation for what just happened?

[all malfunctioning]

This mess has Rob's name written all over it.

Boss, you know how thankful I am

for saving me from The Void and giving me a chance

to be my own self.

But can you write something

non fabric-of-the-universe destroying, please?

[Shady Man sighs]

-[rumbling] -[both gasp] What is that?

-[both gasp] -Look!

[Darwin reading]

[Darwin moaning]

Wait. This is obviously a trap.

Oh, yeah. Malls don't move.

Heh, I was gonna say it can't be a sale

if the games are free, but now that you mentioned it.

[both scream]

[Shady Man stutters]

What's wrong with this thing?

Look, you wrote "The kids can't avoid

a free video game sale at the mall,"

but they were nowhere near the mall.

You got to respect the geography, boss.

Oh, come on!

They're fleeing straight towards the school now.

[Shady Man gasps] Okay. You're right.

I'll drive.

[horns honking]

-[sirens wailing] -[both gasp]

-Boss! -Don't worry.

I've got the solution.

[rattling]

Yes, of course. A magic ball!

I can ask it how to solve the story-- Oh.

[officer screaming]

Huh?

[officer reading]

Huh?

[screams]

Pickle.

[Shady Man] Have you got any idea

on how to fix this story?

You could be our mortal enemy!

You can be, like, the worst guy the world has ever made.

[Rob] I will be your nemesis.

You being the hero of all this

means that I have to be the villain.

[grunts]

But I never wanted to be the villain.

[sad music playing]

[sighs]

They're already convinced

I'm the villain behind all this.

I just have to play my part.

[Shady Man] Kid, please don't tell me you're about to

sacrifice yourself for them again.

Heh, you're the one who always says,

"You gotta know when to quit."

-Huh? -Don't worry.

I gave myself a pretty epic final scene.

[keyboard clacking]

I wrote a whole new ending.

All you have to do is make sure it plays right.

[Shady Man] Wait.

-Is it a good ending? -[sniffles]

It's the only one that can fix the plot hole.

Goodbye, boss.

[sighs]

-[rumbling] -[both screaming]

[all screaming]

[both screaming]

[coughing]

We're getting near the truth, dude.

-[flapping] -[ominous music playing]

[flapping faster]

[flapping rapidly]

[flapping slows]

[flapping rapidly]

[both] Hmm.

-[thuds] -[Darwin] Huh?

[Gumball inhales sharply]

[ominous music playing]

You played right into my hands. [laughs menacingly]

Rob! What are you up to?

Using this cosmic crown,

I can warp reality and finally end you.

-[whimpers] -[laughs menacingly]

Darwin!

Don't worry about me. Get the ax.

[horn blaring]

Whoa!

[panting]

[screaming]

-Gumball! [grunts] -[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts]

[tense music playing]

[Shady Man] What the--

W-- What do you mean "Studio notes"?

"Health & Safety rejected the ax"?

-Oh, come on! -[keyboard clacking]

[gasps]

[Shady Man] "Cosmic crown didn't clear Legal"?

Wait, what?

[Shady Man] "Can't have the song for copyright reasons"?

[music changes]

Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, "Gumball can't hit Rob"?

They're fighting!

-[violin tune plays] -[both grunt]

[Shady Man] Huh? "Rob's demise too sad."

"Change to something fun."

[groaning]

[grunts] Sorry, man.

-My helmet. -Uh, here, I'll get it.

[Rob yelps]

[Rob farts]

I swear that was the floor.

[Rob screaming]

[grunts] Dadgummit!

[rumbling]

[grunts]

Wow. What a way to go.

[both laughing]

[ominous music playing]

[Rob grunting]

[uplifting music plays]

[Rob gasps]

[Rob laughs]

-[Shady Man] Hey, kid. -But how?

[Shady Man] Uh, I've added a post-credit scene. [chuckles]

-[Rob] Huh? -There.

New uniform. Training is over.

[Rob] Oh.

Are you really sure you want to retire?

[Shady Man sighs] You gotta know when to quit.

I make good money from these fools,

selling them weird stuff.

They will need someone to protect them

when they eventually get pulled from the air.

[Rob] What will I do when The Void comes back for them?

[Shady Man chuckles] You just press this button.

[Shady Man sighs]

Good luck, kid.

[closing theme music playing]