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[opening theme music playing]
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[Gumball] Seen it. Seen it.
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[Darwin] How to Ratatwang
Your Panda?
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[Gumball] Seen it.
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[Darwin] How 2 Ratatwang
Your Panda?
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[Gumball] Seen it.
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[Darwin] How 3
Ratatwang Your Panda?
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[Gumball] Seen it.
Seen it. Seen it.
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Seen it, seen it, seen it.
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Man, this franchise really
lost sight of what's important.
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Ratatwanging pandas?
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Seen it.
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Seen it, seen it, seen it.
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Seen it.
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You know what we haven't seen
in a while?
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Twangalangadingdong:
Welcome to the Twangaverse,
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The True Meaning of Christmas?
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-Sarah.
-[gasps]
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Now you mention it,
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it has been ages since
she went through our trash,
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camped outside our window
or bit our girlfriends.
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Check the back of your neck.
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[gasps] Okay. It's dry.
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That means she hasn't been
sniffing our hair either.
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No likes. No likes.
No likes.
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Dude!
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-She stopped following us!
-On socials?
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[both groan]
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[slow, dramatic music]
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Wait.
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[yells]
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Yeah, yeah. [laughs]
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-[Sarah sneezes]
-Ooh?
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[sniffing intensely]
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[Sarah] Can you sign this?
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[yelling]
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[Sarah laughs]
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[phone camera clicking]
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[camera clicking]
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[Sarah laughs muffled]
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[laughs excitedly]
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[laughs maniacally]
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[Darwin, Gumball pant]
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-[Sarah grunts]
-[yells]
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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You know what?
I'm glad she's gone.
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Hmph!
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-[both stomachs growling]
-[both grunt, groan]
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What's going on?
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What's happening to us?
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I'm so hungry.
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Ignore it! We're just starving
for attention.
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It'll pass.
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[soft, melancholic music]
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I miss the sound
of her breathing.
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Yeah, and I miss
the feeling of...
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[both] Never being alone.
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[Darwin sniffles]
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[both] We gotta get her back!
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[stomachs growling]
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[students laughing,
speaking indistinctly]
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[whispering] She's- she's not
doing the creepy fan face.
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[Darwin whispering]
Try coming in again.
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[Darwin] She's still
not doing it.
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Do the creepy face.
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Sorry, I stan Sagi-Kun now.
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Sagi-Kun who? Pfff!
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Like we could be replaced.
We're better than some Sagi--
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Dude. He's got a 36 pack.
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I am genuinely blown away
by how handsome this boy is.
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-[wind blowing]
-[glass breaking]
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[Gumball] Okay, okay.
She loved us before.
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She'll love us again.
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We just need to revive
our brand, Hollywood style.
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You know, using classic
industry tricks like,
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introducing a new character
to renew interest.
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A baby, for example.
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Oh... I see.
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But nobody's gonna care
about some dumb baby gimmick.
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Then we'll kill her off
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in a freak
snowboarding accident,
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only to have her come back
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as a zombie snowman
with an appetite for blood.
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Ooh, ooh. We raise
the production value!
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Love it.
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[orchestral music playing]
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Did she notice?
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I'm scared to turn
my head to check.
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Why?
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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Okay, let's keep it going.
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What else do we have?
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A mad guest star cameo from,
like, someone ultra-famous.
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How about all the ultra
famous people at once?
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[Sarah inhales sharply]
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[garbled noise]
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[creature sobs]
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No, it's not you.
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It's the audience that's wrong.
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[Gumball] Hmm.
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Maybe we need to make an effort
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to appeal to our market
sensibility a little more.
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You're right.
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This new generation
has been ignored for too long.
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They are digital natives,
sensitive and caring,
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climate conscious,
passionate about mental health.
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They deserve deeper content
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that reflects their true
interests and values.
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[both] Hmm.
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[trashy Eurodance music]
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It's not working, dude.
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We've lost our only fan.
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What are we supposed to do?
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[incoherently] Uh,
I don't know...
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I think Sagi-Kun
is the real problem.
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[Gumball grunts]
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That would be a much more
challenging solution
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than you think
with those safety scissors.
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I say we use our brains
to think for a moment.
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Why is Sarah
so important to us?
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Huh... Yeah...
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Uh, validation, I guess.
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Yes.
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And the true feeling of
validation comes from inside.
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[upbeat music]
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What the actual what was that?
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My emotions taking over
my better judgment.
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You can chew on my drawers
self-validation!
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What do we try next?
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Everything!
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[all yelling]
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Bus. Alert.
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How about more cliff-hangers?
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How about a gender swap reboot?
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[all variants]
Or a multiverse storyline?
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What do you want? More drama?
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This relationship is over!
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-This one, too.
-[gasps]
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But this one has just begun.
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Just as your life's
about to end!
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[yelling]
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My biological father
wants to take me back.
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More explosions?
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[Darwin, Gumball groan]
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We... We're sorry, Sarah.
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We never appreciated
your creepy, borderline
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obsessive attention.
But without it, we are nothing.
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[tearfully] Please,
please come back to us.
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We'll do anything.
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Even get rid of Sagi-Kun
if we have to.
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Oh, well, that's gonna be hard,
since I made him up.
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-Huh?
-What?
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Wait a minute.
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He's... He's...
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He's AI-generated.
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But... but why?
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To get you right
where I wanted,
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in the palm of my hand.
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Ready to commit.
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To... To... To what?
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[laughs]
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Fan catering!
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Yay! She's back.
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And we've forgotten how
horribly terrifying that is.
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[Sarah grunts]
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[both panting]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[Sarah] Why are you running?
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Because we can imagine the kind
of stuff you have in mind.
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And knowing you,
it probably involves
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mayonnaise and balloons
or something.
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But you know you can't lose me!
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[both grunt]
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[both yell]
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I'll follow you anywhere!
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[Darwin, Gumball] Ahh!
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No need to be scared.
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I just want to get to
know you better.
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[panting] They're all locked!
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I can't live without you.
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And now we all know
you can't live without me.
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[Gumball panting]
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It's a fact.
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[both yell]
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[Rocky humming]
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[both yelling]
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Grrr!
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Just accept it.
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[Darwin, Gumball yell]
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Okay. What do you want?
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Fan wiki Q and A.
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[yelling]
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[Sarah] What are
your favorite colors?
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This is so much worse
than what I thought
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when you said "fan catering."
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I just want to know.
It's the 21st century, guys,
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you need to engage
with your audience.
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All right, one last question
for the wiki.
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If you were an animal,
what would you be?
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-[both groan]
-This is so stupid.
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[cries]
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Okay, let's see if she's
following us again.
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Post the photo.
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16 milliseconds.
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That's a new record.
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"Melting 4 U..."
Blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Should we answer?
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Hmm. Nah.
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Seen it, seen it, seen it,
seen it, seen it, seen it.
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Seen it, seen...
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-[creepy music]
-[breathing heavily]
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[theme music playing]
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