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Welcome to our fourth annual Halloween

Haunted Venture.

A tradition started freshman year when we were in a dorm together.

Let me introduce everyone.

Brad is driving, say hi, Brad.

You look better with the mask on.

The Bradman woman is Haley.

Hi, everybody.

And next to her is Jess.

Hi.

You want to talk about last year's adventure?

No.

About how you ran screaming from the hogs.

Pass numerous children who have to sing you hysterical.

I believe there was about to get murdered.

No.

About the therapeutic skills that still received.

Okay, we don't need to talk about this.

I'm sure they're all doing fine now.

Okay.

Hey, you haven't introduced Peter yet?

Nobody cares about Peter.

Hey.

Hey.

Fine.

Last and definitely least.

Taking a break from his busy fraternity schedule to slum it with his old dorm mates is Peter.

I always have time to do it.

We only see you once a year.

Exactly.

Once a year.

I have time for a little.

What about you, Kevin?

Introduce yourself.

I'm Kevin.

I'll be a tour guide tonight as you know.

Wait, wasn't that the exit for the park?

Yep.

Some reason why you didn't take it.

We're going somewhere different this year.

Someplace that's actually supposed to be scary.

No more amusement park bullshit.

But I love the amusement park.

That's our tradition.

I'm starting a new tradition.

So what's the new place?

It's called Nightmare Farm or something like that.

Oh, is the farming organic or non-jimo or what?

Freaking that.

You can see farms and tables.

Wait, you can't just take us to a different place without asking.

Sure, I can't.

Okay, so where exactly is this new place then?

A little bit past where you got that speeding ticket on the way to Vegas, especially.

Shit, all the way out there, man.

Be miles while it's going to Vegas.

I mean, I can't go to Vegas.

I have costs tomorrow.

Relax, it's not in Vegas.

It's on the way to Vegas.

When those little towns are freeway.

The handles, towns are scary enough about any of that how we bullshit already going on.

You're such a real estate small, Peter.

You think anybody who didn't grow by the beach is stupid and boring?

Pretty much.

You're either a coast elite or you're not.

Winners head to the coast to live with other winners.

Because no one else can stand your smugness.

I think country people are really nice.

I mean, I love country music.

I think this is more meth country than Blake's health country.

There's a difference?

They wear different belt buckles.

Yeah, should you even hear about this place, Brad?

I got my gym.

I bought some.

They wear it.

Shut up.

He says it's so scary, they can't even advertise.

The total word of mouth thing.

That sounds a little tense.

I mean, I have a mid-summer next week.

So, oh my God, forget about school for one night, Jess.

This is probably the last time we'll all be together for graduation.

Damn.

You're right.

So, you check it out online?

No.

You're taking us to a place to know nothing about?

I know, it's supposed to be scary.

Scary as in it's haunted or scary because it's overrun with inbred country people.

He called it a total immersive country-taire experience.

Oh, okay.

So, he'll be able to sodomize you while eating high foods?

No, you're thinking of the county fair.

In that case, let's just go to the county fair.

Are you sure it's worth a drive?

Dude, promise me he'll be the scariest thing I ever saw in my life, okay?

He knows you're looking to mirror him, okay?

He wouldn't tell me about it unless it's legit.

I trust him.

This isn't one of those extreme haunts.

I heard those are brutal, okay?

I heard that they scream at you and spit on people.

I heard there's one thing, water bulge.

That doesn't sound like fun.

That sounds horrible.

Yeah, relax.

It's just supposed to be scary.

He didn't say anything else about any other bulge.

There better not be any spitting today.

Forget I said that.

Too late.

Seriously, I mean, this sounds a little extreme.

You want to be surrounded by screaming eight-year-olds again or have some real fun?

Were the eight-year-old screaming because I couldn't hear them over jazz.

Hey, Chancy, don't freak out when you shit this year.

Very slim.

I mean, I'm just saying, you were seriously scared that the people working the hot last year.

You took your anxiety, my joy.

You just take the whole bottle and be super chill.

It's not really how it works, bro.

Can you take a whole bottle to stay at Roy's and be super strong?

I can try.

Update, you know.

We've been on a road for what feels like 12 hours.

Morale, is that all time long?

No.

This talk for me on me.

Yo, after this drive, this place better be awesome.

If it's not awesome, you can walk home and protest.

Do you even know where we are?

Absolutely.

We're middle and nowhere.

You guys can quit crying.

Here's our exit.

I can't believe this is just an hour outside the city.

It feels like a whole different world out here.

Yeah, people who live in the middle and nowhere scare me.

They should.

They only live out here so they can do shady shit.

Yeah, like when they jack the Halloween pons.

And harvesting the organs of college gets stupid enough to go on their hones.

I just think it's a really long way to go for somewhere we know nothing about.

But if Columbus would have had that attitude, Jess.

Huh?

We'd have no Thanksgiving or any of that shit.

Good point, Brad.

See, why don't you be more open-minded like Brad, Jess?

Maybe he should be the one going to medical school?

One more year is a school.

Hell no.

You'd have to add another four years if you wouldn't graduate.

You guys are just jealous.

I don't need school to make money.

Oh yeah, that's right.

You have all the winnings from your MMA career.

Tell me, man, what's you going to do with all your tenants and dollars?

As soon as I graduate, I can start training the whole time.

You can get bigger fights, start making real money.

Yeah, so maybe don't put all your eggs in that basket, Brad?

Why not?

I'm undefeated.

You've had two fights.

Yeah, two wins.

If that one guy's wheelchair had locked up, I'm not sure you would have been him.

He wasn't in a wheelchair?

He was like 75 years old.

He had experience.

He had like 60 years of fighting experience.

I think he invented this sport.

I just played it in the crowd.

I mean, I wish you wouldn't fight though, Brad.

Why?

Because you secretly loved me.

It would be devastating if anything happened to me.

No, because you weren't given much of a brain to begin with, so the last thing you need to be doing is doing more damage to it.

Can something as little as Brad's brain be damaged?

You should talk.

How many times you've fallen on your head riding your skateboard.

I can't remember.

Exactly.

You got brain damage too.

You're equally stupid.

You've had two patients.

Not all of us can go work for our dads, Peter.

Some of us actually have to take chances.

No, I'll take chances.

It'll just be with other people's money.

You guys should really try being born rich some time.

It's awesome, man.

You know, now I remember why we only hang out with you once a year.

Yeah, well at least when we do hang out, I don't spend the whole night on my phone.

I'm working.

I didn't realize narcissism was a business.

No, it's called filming a brand.

Yeah, just because a bunch of 40 losers follow you, that doesn't make you a brand.

I have tens of thousands of followers who would happen to disagree with your statement.

Okay, the person that creeped you out though, just like all those people watching what you're doing all the time.

No, because I have nothing to hide.

Oh, and a few of my followers want to know who my hot friend is.

Oh, my name's Brad.

No, not you, idiot.

Yes.

My followers want to know if you're single.

Don't put my picture on there.

Well, it's too late, so what should I tell them?

Don't it?

I don't know, leave me alone.

Are you single?

Yes, what's going on with your romantic life?

I am not going out with what your stock is.

What's wrong with my followers?

Most of them are very sweet.

Yeah, and the rest.

Just want to go to the bounty iron.

You know, we're...

You're good at it.

Kevin, do you know where you're going to law school yet?

Whoever will let me in.

Well, how'd you do them else, Dad?

Pretty good.

Thank you.

Wait, what kind of law do you want to practice?

We're going to school.

Screw that, man.

The money's even more for the law.

No, you should do criminal law.

Brad will always need to be a lawyer.

This is about you.

And for that matter, still a leader.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yeah, people like me don't go to jail.

They should.

Uh-huh.

I lost my self-service.

It's official.

We're no longer in civilized America.

How am I supposed to post-update?

I think your fans are going hour without hearing from you.

You know what?

They cannot.

Because my fans like to experience my life with me as I live it.

Plus, they'll love the scarce stuff.

We're almost there.

They should be right around here.

Look for a sign, guys.

A sign from God?

A sign in the ground.

A asshole.

Is that it?

No, that's a sign for a different line.

Yes, yes, that's it.

Wow, Brad.

This place looks first class.

Things are bringing us out here.

It's supposed to be shitty.

That's part of the authenticity.

Well, it is authentically shitty.

I'll give them that.

Is it even open?

I told you they were trying to keep a low profile.

Okay.

This guy.

Can I go?

Oh, God.

These hillbilies, no scary.

How do you know they're head to least?

Who the hell else would live out here?

Maybe they'd like the robe and we're about to the woods to live in quiet contemplation.

Yeah, I don't think that's what's happening out here.

Who is this guy?

Looks like we have to park and walk to the hunt, I guess.

Oh, God.

No, I'm just out there.

Still just stand in the car?

No, come on.

Jesus.

Great.

It'll be fine.

I'm going to take my jacket off of here and get super hot in these things.

Uh, it's just those.

It'll be just fine.

Isn't it so much cooler than the other stupid haunt here?

No, because I get to eat funnel cake here.

And at least I get to do that, you know?

Live a little.

It's like we're going to die.

That can be die.

This place is getting creepier and creepy.

No, it just has a fun new vibe.

Kind of with that.

You guys just win just a creep.

Oh, I don't know.

This guy's already creeped me out.

Oh, come on.

We already come this far.

Let's just go in.

Relax.

That thing's going to be okay.

Oh, don't do that to me.

Don't do this is going to be the scary.

I hate you.

But, uh, it's okay.

All right.

Oh, man.

What are you supposed to be?

Can you see the camera?

Uh, no.

I'm too distracted by you looking like an idiot to see a camera.

Then I've succeeded.

Pawn's never let you film inside.

Thus, Operation Hidden Camera.

Ah.

Already nothing.

Let's do it.

The other Halloween in the book got me a good time.

There it is.

Now that we're actually at a cool spot.

Oh, yep.

Kevin, let me get the camera.

Absolutely not.

Just give me the camera.

No.

Come on, baby.

Give me the camera.

I got it.

There it is.

Now I got it.

It's going to be fun.

Now it's Brad Cam, baby.

Whoa!

I guess it's probably quiet down.

No, that's all right.

Jess, say something.

Come on.

Come on.

We're going to look back on this.

It's going to be great.

Yep.

Come on.

All right.

Haley's got something at least.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there she is.

Like, what?

I got it.

We all got it.

There we go.

Kevin, say something.

What do you got to say?

You're the one making this stupid video.

Hey, everyone tell me your favorite experience from last year's haunt.

Gotcha.

Okay.

Jess, we'll start with you.

Why would we start with me?

Because it was very eventful for you.

She was very scared.

I mean, yeah.

Right?

We don't need to talk about it.

Let's go with you.

Come on.

Keep her away from all kids.

Yeah.

When we left.

Okay?

That's how it works.

Oh, my god, get big.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

The final cake.

Get out of here.

Haley.

Is this one of people?

My favorite part was probably watching Peter almost be himself.

Will that mean, because what I remember is there was some moisture coming out of those eyelids right

there.

I actually got crying.

I was not crying.

You tried that weird one.

It was weird.

That was weird.

My favorite part?

My favorite part was none of it.

That's why we're here this year.

We actually want to get scared because that place sucked.

I don't care if it's a tradition.

Yeah, because you're not here for anything.

I want to have some fun, baby.

So much better at this than you are, Kevin.

I should have been the cameraman the whole time.

Come on, bro.

Last year or two.

See, hold it like this.

All right, perfect.

Guys, I don't want to be responsible for this camera

because if someone scares me and I drop it,

that is not going to be on me.

You got this.

You got it.

I believe in you.

You're going to be stuck.

I believe in you.

Well, don't worry.

It's Kevin's.

We don't care.

Hey, come on now.

Kevin's camera.

I don't want to be able to take it.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I got it.

I got it.

She likes someone.

She likes little kids.

Is that true?

It was.

This is your year.

Look at that.

Look at me.

Aw.

That's so cute.

That's young love right there.

Yeah, it really is.

Stop.

He's so sloppy.

Oh, they're just friends.

They're just friends.

What about you, Hailey?

You got to hook up with anybody this year?

Ha ha ha ha.

I got you.

Can you hear before that?

No.

Very funny.

I don't know.

Just tell me what you're scared of.

Fears?

Alright, let's see.

Tell me what you want from tonight.

Besides Jess.

We know you're scared.

Oh!

Oh!

Nice one.

Yeah, I'll give it to you.

Fears, let's go.

Commitment.

Oh!

Okay, if I can answer the question.

Brad came.

I got this.

I'm scared of fish.

Fears and I don't do sharks.

So anything in the water?

No, fish.

Me?

Yeah.

My phone dying.

That's a big one.

That's actually not home that happens.

Birds.

And my third fear.

Oh, getting trapped somewhere and I can't get out.

Oh my God.

Like claustrophobia, like to a new level.

Alright, who's next?

Get over here, Brad.

You get out of here, man.

I'm not scared of anything.

I told you that.

No.

No, I'm not scared.

Get out of my face.

Get out of my face.

It was only fun when I had it.

You guys suck at this.

Get someone.

I want to see what Jess is scared of.

I'm not scared of it.

What you got Jess?

What you got Jess?

A lot of things.

A B.

Are you afraid of getting a B?

That's number one.

Honestly, honestly, I have dreams of failing tests.

And that's probably my worst fear.

But other than that, I mean like murderers, right?

Who's not afraid of murderers.

Honestly, my biggest fear is failing tests.

Oh my God.

That is pathetic.

Go to med school.

Just leave.

Just go.

I was really stressed right now.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Hey, Lacey is going to suck too.

What about Halloween?

Halloween.

Go.

My favorite part?

Oh, we already know.

Other than honking.

I do not know.

I do not know.

No, I see.

No, my favorite part probably is like you never know who sent it to them.

It's like you get scared.

But like as long as it's like a good scare.

And the candy is really good.

There are some sexual undertones.

I have to.

I have to.

No, no, no!

I'm going to candy and you can let me finish my thoughts.

That doesn't surprise me at all.

I like the candy.

I like the costumes.

I get to pick a new one every year.

It's amazing.

Okay.

The candy.

I can't eat too much, but it's good.

Yeah, okay.

Describe your costume this year because you look like a slutty dolphin trainer.

You know, it's not nice to be so accurate.

I'm not a slutty man.

What happened this year?

Well, this year I'm like kind of a ninja.

Oh, like a.

I had my little ears, but I decided to leave them.

Okay.

Because I felt as if that was too close to my costume last year.

Hey guys, I think it's the entrance over here.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go check it out.

All right.

Give me this thing back.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

And I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

Oh, man.

You like it.

You like it.

I love it.

I'm not at you.

Come on.

We're really good.

We're going to go.

We have five...

Here we go.

Twenty-bough.

Do you have a student discount?

No, I got it.

I got it, I got it.

Don't worry, Brad drove them the rest of your just poured.

I'm always here.

There you go, bro.

There you go.

Twenty.

That's your cover.

Go.

Thanks, man.

All right.

I mean, no thing.

No. Come on! Come on! Just one picture!

Come on! There you go, your face, that's good.

Oh god, girls themselves.

I know, let's go. I know Jess made me.

No. I know I would ever believe that.

Oh, hey guys. Hey, are you guys going to the haunt?

I know Ted Bundy, we're going to go to his talk. He's rascing.

That's some fun thing, can I come?

No, we don't know you, bro.

Have a hashtag, plus nine!

Can we go home?

We just got here.

How about I just wait in the car?

You really want to stay out here by yourself?

No, I want to go home.

Was it really necessary to bring us all the way home here, bud?

I mean, we could have just as easily been murdered in the city.

Or the beach. The beach is a nice place to be murdered.

What was the last time you thought you were in any real danger?

In a car where you were driving?

I'm betting you've never been in real danger.

Our ancestors used to run freaky dinosaurs, man, and fight for their lives every day and day.

Our ancestors died in all Biteshoot 15. You want to go back to that?

I don't want to go back to that.

I don't want to go back to that.

Okay.

Here it is.

But your body needs that fighter's flight response to produce the right chemicals.

All the people who jump out of planes or a few waves, race cars.

Fight in cages.

They're all trying to manufacture that chemical reaction.

Subconsciously, their brains know what their bodies need.

That's what I want you guys to deal with.

Thanks.

Going out to the middle of nowhere to be chased around by meth-eds and masks.

And that's what we'll do.

And you'll thank me for it.

Why will we thank you?

It's truely be alive. You have to rest in.

P.V. come on.

It's a...

No! Not about that.

Uh, I'm just your absent bun bro.

Not rest in.

Pssss.

You want to see her go over there, Kevin?

Hell no.

Why don't you go over there, Brad?

Unless you're scared.

I don't get scared, yes.

No, I know at least a few things you're scared of.

Name one.

I'll report cards.

Eternity test.

Recurring as you do.

That is not funny, bro.

That is not funny.

Just an allergic reaction.

I'm telling you, I've never been scared anything in my life.

Why do you come every year if you're never scared?

Why can you sissy's traumatized yourselves?

Not as good as I am.

Pssss.

This guy again?

I'm scared.

You got what you wanted, Brad.

Okay, we connected with our ancestors.

Now let's go home.

Pay for the whole haunt.

We're going to go through the whole haunt.

Hey folks.

We offer a free dig your own grave experience with the price of admission.

That sounds like fun.

But maybe later.

What if I wanted to be cremated?

Well then, how about I show you the lighter and can of goddamn gasoline I'm fixing to use on you?

Very inspiring.

Sit, dude.

He's got down.

He's scared me a little bit.

We're so going to get murdered.

Don't even joke about that.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

You going to see that rabbit over there in the dirt?

Where?

Oh no.

Yeah.

Just keeps staring at us.

Hopefully he works at the haunt.

He's just not just a random wood state.

He's curving.

Yeah.

This piece of the works.

I mean, he come to the woods like a normal person.

Look at her.

Sex with lost hiker.

Dad you're onto a bunch of weirdos.

I just want to go home.

Relax, Genesis, all the part of the heart.

They're just getting the mood.

Well they're doing a really good job with it.

Oh these are so creepy.

These are so cool.

Hayley really.

Ahh!

AHHH!

That was good.

Come on, you got the endo.

Aren't you glad I brought you here?

Oh no.

Oh no.

I don't know.

The Navy roles can handle this.

Oh!

AHHH!

Come here.

Oh wait.

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHHH!

AHH!

AHH!

AHH!

Guys, you guys can make it all the way through this.

Remember just the disactors.

I just can't stop myself from reacting.

Just don't act scared.

They only attack people who act scared.

They should go easiest on the ones who are most scared.

Don't bother pretending, Jess.

They can smell your fear.

People like you, why they come to work every day.

You have nothing to fear, Jess.

You're the most dangerous person here.

I would beg to differ.

Jess knows how to buy these words, right?

Even better than you.

I wish you know more ways to kill someone and everybody in here combine.

That is true.

But I mean, I would never hurt anyone.

I mean, I do know harm.

That's the only thing you have in taking the answer.

Jess, but that doesn't mean I can go around hurting people.

That's exactly what it means.

That's why there's no one in the first place.

Medical breaks can't be trusted otherwise.

Come on, let's go.

Alright.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm worried.

I'm worried.

I feel like someone's about to like come out.

No, you'll be fine, Jess.

You'll be fine.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Stay away!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Nice glasses, bro.

Ohh!

I'm already in this like, Ahh!

Jess!

You're fine.

It's me, okay?

Look, look!

It doesn't look that bad.

Yeah, definitely.

It's nothing.

I hear all the fun's downstairs.

It's underground.

Yeah, it's pretty big out there.

It's a good giant bunker or something.

Have you been here for?

No, my first time.

But it hurts pretty intense.

Really?

Yeah, I heard,

I don't want to freak you out.

What did you hear?

Just sat on the beat.

There's a reason they aren't advertised.

Supposedly, there was a hanier a few years back.

Shit went down.

I don't have to say people running it, but one of the workers went on method actor,

sort of believing he was his character.

People got hurt.

It could all be bullshit though, since none of it ever made the news or anything official.

Okay, but they do like background checks, right?

They're out here, no chance.

They did, they wouldn't have any workers.

That's part of the appeal in a place like this.

The person under the mask is probably scarier than the monster they're pretending to be.

Oh my god, do not tell me that.

It's house rest and then, more often, you ever wear a mask?

You become a different person.

You feel like you could do whatever you want.

You think about it.

Not only is the person working here wearing a mask,

they're also pretending to be a monster killer.

And if you act like a monster long enough, eventually, you just might become one.

Okay, can we go home?

Oh my god, don't mind her. She gets scared of kids Halloween carnivals.

If you guys actually believe these stories, I'm like, why are you here?

We love the scary stuff.

I'm being scared of this benefit.

That's what I've been telling them.

Like, what benefits though?

It releases a lot of the same chemicals as sex.

Adrenalins and dorphins, dopamine, all that good stuff.

You mix beer with sex.

That could triple shot of you four, yeah.

I'm liking this place more and more.

Go to Scary Hunt, then we have the best.

How many?

Two.

Enter.

I'm gonna flick we're off.

Good luck.

Oh, you guys.

Yeah, it's a good one.

Yeah.

Guys, please, can I just go home?

I can't understand what you're scared of, just lots of people die at these things every year.

How do they do?

Sure they do. I've seen statistics.

It's not messing with her.

Look, I'm just trying to give Jess an honest representation.

What goes on in these houses?

Lots of under-reported deaths.

You get scared or no, she doesn't need your life.

Hey, I've seen statistics.

You are more likely to die at one of these haunted houses than a car accident.

Okay, that's bullshit.

Don't listen to anything you say.

All right, fine.

You believe it.

You're probably right.

All right, this place is probably safe.

I'm just playing it out there.

Okay.

Open the door, Bradnecks.

Come on, make the stairs.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Manny.

Twelve.

No, five.

Enter.

All right, here we go.

Come on, kid.

Hey.

Hey.

You can't strip treating.

No, we want to go to the basement.

Yeah.

I'll do you now.

Yeah.

It's not too scary, is it?

Yeah.

If I got you supposed to let me know.

Just get out of here.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Just let me know what I should be here.

Do you know where I live.

I'm playing against the ground.

box for the dodged coded.

You almost knew you were going to be smart.

She is.

The rest of us.

Not so much.

You keep all this way.

Just to visit us.

We were just in a neighborhood.

My parents have a vacation home a few blocks from here.

So, how long does it take to get for a bit?

That depends on if you can make it through the whole thing most people can't.

So, if we do make it all the way through, do we get something?

You get to go home.

And did we don't get all the way through?

You don't want to find out.

Um, so do you Wi-Fi?

What?

Wi-Fi, like, burn them.

No, burn them.

Like, the internet?

Second upload photos from my phone?

No picture.

Why not?

I just want something to remember.

You're not going to want to remember tonight.

Uh, so I've heard places like this usually have a safe word.

You know, like, things get too scary.

I don't think you're going to need that.

Big, strong guy like you.

That's not for me, getting?

Who's got?

Uh, this your first time with one.

Can you just tell us already?

Sure.

Now, pay close attention.

Since your kids are so delicate,

you're probably going to need this.

If things get too scary,

you just repeat this phrase,

and everyone will stop being scary.

You ready?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Just say,

I'm a sissy, and I want to go home.

Really?

Becky, you feel scared, right?

Thanks for your professional.

It's quite alright.

Okay.

Can we go in there?

There's a couple more things you need to know before you go to.

Uh, what?

The same amount of material, if you get what I'm saying.

What?

No ice machine?

Mm-hmm.

No funny business.

Keep your clothes on.

No, sorry, Jess.

You heard the bell.

Hm.

And the second thing is the most important thing I'm going to tell you.

Do not, under any circumstances,

touch the actors inside the haunt.

I cannot stress this enough.

Do not touch them.

So, wait, we can or can't touch the actors?

Brad!

I know, I know, I'm kidding.

Okay, fine, don't touch the actors, you know, you got it.

No.

Can you just give us, like, a hint about what's inside?

What's inside?

You're worst fears.

Whatever scare you, boss, we're seven years old.

That's what's inside.

Because old fears don't go away.

They stay with you.

They go stronger.

Remember that.

You're alone in the dark.

And all your friends, you're dead.

Give me a ring now.

This is sprinkles.

You'll be okay.

So, sprinkles, how long have you been working at the haunt?

Long enough to see if that'll make you find you.

You'll get murdered.

Cool, good talk to you.

So, sprinkles, is that you're giving a Christian to me?

I stopped at the end of that one.

And you spray another round like a sprinkler.

That's fine, that must make my sight.

No.

Fine.

You're going to be watching you back.

Thank you very much.

Go, no!

Relax, Jess.

It's just a zombie.

Man eating blood sucking zombie.

Nothing to worry about.

How's your feet, Kevin?

Oh, he looks hungry.

Keep crawling, bro.

Why are you making me do this?

This place is way too intense.

It's just going to get scarier.

You know that, right, Jess?

Hello.

Really travelers.

Let me welcome you to the haunt.

Before you get started, it is my duty to ask,

have any of you made plans for what happened to your remains after you died?

No, I'm in Broadway, Evan.

Because you're young, you think you'll live forever.

Pretty much, yeah.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but that's not going to happen.

In fact, you'll be lucky if you live another 20 minutes.

Are any of you working on this?

Yes, I am.

That's great. Thank you for your services, young lady.

The rest of you may as well have raised your hands.

It is after tonight all of you will be doing any organs.

I have an organ that I think will be impressed with.

Brad.

Ew.

Do you know what we're going to do to your organs when you die?

If you have our eyes to pour blind kids or some shit like that.

How?

Have to recut them out of your body.

So, good ones.

The rest are going to use to make hot dogs.

Okay, cool. Thanks for the heads up.

MUSIC

Look, Jess. A desk.

It's just like school.

Both gas masks.

MUSIC

This room looks fun.

This looks disgusting.

It reminds me of Brad's dorm room freshman here.

You know, has a similar vibe.

Oh, who is your weird roommate?

I could totally see him someplace in this room.

I was his dear roommate.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Seriously, guys, this isn't about like at all.

We've been desensitized.

Reality TV, Internet, video games, you name it.

It's desensitized us.

I don't know. What is this even supposed to be though?

Like...

It's a murder room.

Duh.

God, you need to get out more, Jess.

More lives in school.

It's a murder room.

It's when you kill someone and you don't want the blood and the DNA to get all over your furniture and carpet so you cover everything in plastic.

And you know this?

Why?

I just wish this room was a bit more murder-y.

Yeah, you guys are disturbed.

Yes, my shirt.

Oh, I am disturbed.

And now you're all going to die.

Who's that?

I think this is his murder room.

Is this your murder room?

Yes, it is.

I was going to kill someone a little bit earlier, but now that you're all interrupted me, I'm just going to kill you now.

Damn, I guess that's our bad luck, then.

All right.

You shouldn't have come.

Bad things can't have happened here.

The worst thing that happens is you're uninspired decorating.

What's your name, bro?

Just call me the man who's going to kill you.

Did you say kiss him?

No.

I'm pretty sure he did.

Yeah, you said you're the guy who's going to kill you.

No, I said you.

I want to know if I heard it.

Whatever.

If you're not going to tell me your name, I'm just going to call you Todd.

Todd.

Yeah, you look like Todd.

How can you tell what I look like?

I'm wearing a mask.

No, that's Todd, dude.

But you and your room aren't really scary at all.

Yes, yes I am.

Jess, it's not scary, you know?

Not really.

I'm sorry.

It's not a good time.

Jess is scared of everything.

And after Grit, Brad, your whole presentation needs some work.

First off, this is the third room.

It doesn't tell us anything about you.

Of course, it's not supposed to say anything about me.

It's a murder room.

It's not supposed to say who it is.

I wouldn't want anyone to know this is my murder room either.

You're not going to have a murder room because you are going to be dead.

Don't get so defensive, Todd.

I'm thinking I need some color.

Maybe a plant.

A plant in a murder room?

You do realize they were going to get no sunlight here, right?

How about a big T somewhere, you know, like monogram plastic?

My name is not Todd.

Hey, hey, how's that Todd?

We're trying to help you.

I'm going to break a T with your blood.

Why does your hand wasn't Todd?

It isn't.

Then why you going around painting T?

Because you wanted to paint T.

Okay, you're projecting now.

Calm down.

Tonight is your lucky night because here we here is the queen of branding and self promotion.

Anyone can help you here if she can.

I'm just going to kill all of you.

Whatever.

It's kind of a biggest thing to say after we're trying to help you with your murder room, Todd.

Okay, so anyway, to start.

What are you thinking for your murder room?

Like, what's the mission statement?

To kill people.

Okay, so maybe you can stand on that idea.

Why should people want to come to your murder room?

I shouldn't want to come to my murder room.

This is where I kidnap them and drug them and kill them against their will.

They don't have a goddamn choice.

Okay, so I can see that hit a bit of a nerve.

I'm sorry about that, but what you're viewing, what kind of what you're saying, it's not 100% politically correct.

You see, we're all woke now.

And abducting people might have been okay in the 90s, early 2000s, well definitely in the 80s, but now it's just offensive.

It's not right.

But it's no place.

You're preaching the cards, Todd.

So I'm thinking a total rebrand.

Complete rebrand.

You're not just going to be the murder room guy anymore.

I'm thinking murder room and micro room.

I like it.

I'm not going to serve beer.

It's not just beer.

It's micro beer.

I bring people here to kill them, not to entertain them.

Give you with my pizza.

I love with my pizza.

Get out of here.

I thought you were going to kill us.

You discussed me too much to kill.

Okay.

Alright, we're going to go outside.

Hopefully to scare you room.

But think about what we said, okay?

I've done micro brew, so then.

What the hell?

Monkeys!

I love seeing the different hot rooms.

Don't!

All monkeys!

You're not a fan of creepy kids.

That'll change when you're a mother.

Next room.

Go! Go!

Go!

Is this not the most fun you've ever had, jazz?

Can we go home?

Time to go.

You're on your night!

Where's the baby?

That's faster, drugs.

You're a student!

I'm out of here!

Yeah, you're probably right.

This place kind of sucks.

Oh, for the head.

How's all this shit?

Drugs?

You get some?

Don't listen to that.

You're doing a good great job.

Air scare.

No!

It's not a good sign.

Mr. Rorkins!

You little parents.

Great job, Brad.

Now you agitated your accuracy.

Yeah!

It's all part of the show.

They love the interaction.

I probably made it nice.

Now give me your scariest face, okay?

No!

Let me finish his shave and I'll be right with you.

We're just passing through.

Do you kids want to know the secret to a close shave?

No.

Okay then, I'll tell you.

Score, baby.

Totally worth the drive for shaving secrets.

Most people make the mistake of using shaving cream.

I have found something much more effective.

Do you want to know what it is?

Coconut butter?

Blue.

Yeah, Brad.

What?

That's what I use.

It's better if I show you.

Not if it's blue, don't show us.

The body's own natural lubricant is best.

Look at this.

Oh my gosh.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

If you ask me, there's no such thing as too close a shave.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's too close a shave.

Oh, damn.

That is a cool shave.

Thanks for the tip, bro.

Good looking hot.

I think I'm gonna need to sit.

Can't wait to see the back.

No, no, no.

Okay.

Next?

I'm almost long, bro, so.

You guys got it.

I'm gonna grow my ass.

I'm just gonna have my cuffs.

No, thanks.

Well, then how about a shave?

Okay.

I don't save, you know.

No face remar?

He hasn't had puberty yet.

Yeah, it shows.

How about you, little lady?

I do legs as well.

No face.

I can go all the way up.

If you want,

you nice and...

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't hear her.

Oh, my gosh.

Let's go.

Are you letting yourself go, bro?

Yeah!

Let's go!

Oh!

Aah!

Have you been hurting yourself again, Amanda?

No.

You've been hurting me.

Mm.

Isn't me hurting you the same as you hurting yourself?

No.

Maybe.

I don't know.

How much longer do I have to stay here?

I can tell you're healthy.

Maybe you could just prescribe me some drugs.

Something?

Ooh, drugs.

If you're gonna start writing prescriptions, Doc.

That would be irresponsible of me.

The shock's so really painful.

It's electric stimulation and it's a critical part of your treatment.

There are no shortcuts to getting there.

I don't understand, but good.

I'm gonna get started.

But...

Aah!

Aah!

It's like your vibrator on steroids.

Shut up!

That was talking to Peter.

You do want to get better, don't you?

Yes.

Good.

And let's continue.

Oh, stop!

Please!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You know, I've been thinking, it might be time to increase the strength of your treatments.

Yes.

Definitely.

She needs more voltage, Doc.

Don't be afraid to crank that thing up.

Really?

What?

It's like the Doc said.

She's never gonna get better without the proper treatment.

As a wannabe medical professional, you should appreciate a fellow woman of science.

Maybe the doctor can talk to you about a few of your unresolved issues, but...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

How are you feeling?

Aah!

Much better.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Are you sure you're not just telling me what you think I want to hear?

Because if you're not being honest, Amanda, I can't help you.

I mean it.

I feel a lot better.

It's for helping me.

You know, I just want you to get better.

Thank you.

I feel a lot better.

I'm just wondering if you can be here.

Oh.

I don't know.

I'm just wondering if you can be here.

Oh.

I don't think you're gonna be leaving anytime soon.

In fact, I think you'll be here with us for a long, long time.

Maybe forever.

No.

I want to go home.

It looks like it's time to increase the strength of your treatment.

No!

I can't watch anymore.

Aah!

Oh my god!

Aah!

Aah!

I feel like I feel the pain.

She was totally being tortured.

I can't take another room like this last one.

Relax, Jess.

Okay, there's no way the next room is gonna be as people to watch.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

That right there is exactly why you're supposed to plus every day.

Now...

Oh.

I'm gonna have you open your mouth for me.

Oh!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Hey.

You don't want it.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

I'm gonna pinch, but overall, I've gotta say I'm looking pretty good.

Gonna have you schedule an appointment with my assistant, and we'll see you again in six months.

Oh man!

Bring the bomb to care.

Oh, he's such a shithead!

Thank you, my dear.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Retreatment really seems to become long.

Yeah.

Good man.

Good man.

Good man.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Guess you won't have to look for an apartment after college now, Brad.

We found a place to, you know, afford on your MMA winnings.

Can we go home?

I guess she's single Peter.

Yeah!

Ask how she feels about dating D-Bags.

If they're as handsome and rich as me, probably pretty good.

Is that blood?

This place is horrible.

Maybe they'll let us add handprints before they murder us.

Keep going.

Aww, babies!

Look how cute, Jess!

You should be a baby doctor.

Yeah, I know.

I think being a baby doctor is definitely off to date on now.

Look at this one.

Look at that face.

How can anyone not look that face?

Bad there's a cute one in there.

Let's see.

Aah!

What the...

What?

Was it a cute baby, Kevin?

That was awesome.

You know what?

Spike that?

These dolls are still pretty cool.

Uh, no they're not.

Dolls are creepy.

They just stare at you at no emotion thinking about ways to murder you.

It's sort of like Kevin does.

Oh, cute.

Oh, cute.

Aah!

Sweet music.

Try to sleep.

You're the one talking, I was like, we're just over here and lying these fine dolls like normal people.

Out.

Hold on.

Are we here?

Mm-hmm.

I slammed him.

He'll come over right now.

That one.

Aah!

Wait up.

Oh.

Hello kids.

Hi.

So nice you young people have taken an interest in dolls.

Actually, they're just making us walk through here so we can get through the kids.

We have never really interested in them.

Oh, kids love dolls.

That's one thing I know.

And that thing's wrong.

So, one thing you know is not correct.

Sounds like you kids love dolls.

Almost as much as I do.

I do not know where you're at that point.

Nothing.

It's more important to a kid than their favorite doll.

My friend Peter here does love dolls actually.

Sex dolls, to be exact.

I have videos and stuff.

Right.

Sex dolls?

Yeah, but the good ones.

Not the cheap stuff, right?

These dolls are not made for your perversions.

That's what I told them.

He's gonna make everything about sex.

Stay away from my dolls.

Nothing would make me happy.

Okay, please ignore him.

He thinks he's funny.

He's not.

But you're very sweet.

Come closer so I can get a better look at you.

Why, you're a very pretty girl.

Would you like it if I made a doll that looked like you?

Can you actually do that?

Of course I can.

Oh my gosh, that'd be so cool.

As long as it's not a talking doll.

I don't like talking dolls.

Where'd agreement there?

The first things I hear them say in my head.

Agreed.

When I was a boy, all the kids wanted the fanciest dolls.

Wow.

We actually had very similar childhoods.

But not me.

I wanted the doll most lifelike.

The one that I could pretend was real.

So I learned how to make my own dolls.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Good story.

It's a good story.

So now that we know more about you,

we're just going to get out of here as quickly as possible.

My first doll was modeled after the girl who lived across the street.

I used to watch her through her window as she slept.

Her pretty little face resting against her pillow.

I could almost imagine what her hair smelled like.

Oh, look at this.

It's just that weird.

Hmm.

Now dolls don't have that personal touch.

Yeah, I would hope they don't.

You know.

They're mass-produced in factories.

Just cheap plastic and rubber.

Nothing like my dolls, which are special.

What can you do?

Uh, every doll can be created because of her binder neighbor.

Um, where'd you get the inspiration for that one?

This doll?

She's pretty, isn't she?

Yeah, she's pretty.

I can show you my inspiration.

Oh, do you have a picture?

I have something much better than a picture.

Everyone come closer, so you can see.

Hmm.

Here is my inspiration.

I think I've captured her likeness pretty well.

Notice the smooth skin and the long, straight hair.

The eyes are the hard part.

Only the very best doll makers can make the eyes match.

And in this case, I think I've succeeded.

Show them.

Show them!

Oh my God.

Ahh!

Oh, shit.

Okay, we're leaving.

Come back!

You have to stay here with me so I can make your doll.

No!

I do not like the look of him.

We're not stopping. Keep going.

Goddamn it.

Hey, you sure are being careful when you walk?

Just trying to get respectful.

You're scared of clowns, aren't you?

Hating something and being scared of something or two.

Completely different things.

Hey, don't worry, Brad. You only have 50 feet of clowns to walk through.

Brad's more scared than just this year.

This has to be the best Halloween ever.

I'm not scared.

Yeah, you're doing a great job of pretending you're going to be a big guy.

Oh, God. We're so getting found for Brad's birthday.

Oh, yes.

I don't know why you're so scared, Brad.

Look how healthy they are.

Shit, I'm a doll.

We produce a beefy clowns.

Maybe a clown lived across the street from them and we use a gay to use to watch them sleep.

Hey, Brad, if you want to push the clown, wait a minute.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, get rid of this one.

Okay?

Just have it.

Okay, actually, really scared.

Okay.

Ooh, got it.

Hey, Brad, you want to be my friend?

We can't do this.

I'm not going to forget this.

No, I don't.

You will.

Look at this one, Brad.

That's a great clownsman shit man.

Oh, wait.

Are you thinking what was up?

You already had to come here?

No, no, no, no.

I'm not going to forget this.

No, I don't.

You will.

You're thinking what was up?

You already had to come here.

Remember, it's going to be scary.

It's making your life.

Remember, you said that.

Can we go back to the murder room?

Guys, I was happy there.

No, no, we paint with a whole hot breath.

So we're going through the whole heart.

You guys aren't going to be laughing.

We're all murdered by clowns.

It looks like we're all done with the clowns, though, Brad.

You can relax.

You're okay.

Okay, that is too close.

All right, let's go.

Hey, sprinkler.

Sprinkle.

Sprinkle.

Sprinkle.

That's what I said.

So, did you go to clown college or what?

No, I'm a butcher by Shray.

Sounds like a very rewarding field.

It was.

What made you switch careers?

You mustn't have missed out on death days.

There's plenty of dead things down here that need, Harry.

I still get to use my knives.

Cool, good for you.

So, uh, sprinkles.

What do you like doing when you're not working?

I'm like long walk.

Oh, on the beach?

In the woods.

Late at night.

Oh.

And I also like killing things.

Can I turn that?

So, I'm going to guess that you're single.

In there.

Just one thing.

Got it.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

No!

No!

Oh, no!

No!

No!

What is that?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No!

No!

No!

Oh, no!

There it is!

Oh, no.

Whoa!

falset sidewhat.

Enter.

Before he try, I lost his gun.

lights go down.

Once my LOVE is there.

They can start a worried smile.

We have worked for him for Dan.

We'll have enough evidence of Rage Corps to make us kill.

Sometimes the Air Force will disconnect wasted that Steelado cases will help us find the fears

that Eminem has ever!''s escape!

I was going to basement so far.

That wasn't funny, asshole.

Someone could have really been hurt.

I'm sorry.

If you get scared, we here at the haunt

definitely don't scare anyone.

It's the last day we wanted to do it.

Don't fret!

You took it too far.

Did you just put your hands on me?

I'm so tired of your shit clown.

Stay away from us, you stupid costume prick.

You don't make the rules down here.

Hey, come on, let's get in here.

Come on, let's go.

Now, this clown is only quick.

So you're the same word?

What?

Say the same word and I won't hurt me.

You hurt me?

Right.

Say it!

Say you're a fizzy.

You should be the one saying it.

Because you're lipstick and makeup?

Last time.

No?

How does the video get me so good?

Yeah, so slow.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

How does it do to be so good?

Punch in the face mode.

That's enough, that's enough.

That's enough.

My beautiful face.

I got a stick first and it was assaulted.

People love clowns.

People talk and it's just out begging.

I told you to stay away from us.

You brought that on yourself.

Am I believing?

Okay.

Typical.

You act tough until it gets real.

Yeah.

It gets real.

Things are not to get real.

Does that some kind of threat?

You want to get hit?

No, stop that!

What are you okay?

I'm a little dizzy.

Is my own broken?

I can feel it for myself.

Can you help me take it off?

Yes, I'm good.

Okay.

I'm a little...

...me back.

...me back.

...me back.

I'm a little...

...me back.

I'm a little bit of a black-colored emergence from the pikkun.

A beautiful butterfly.

No more mass.

Now you see the real need.

Oh my god.

This scars real.

Everybody says chillin' shouldn't play with knives.

Without knives.

How do we know what's inside?

Suck it, me and a clown.

You're not funny.

I don't know what hurts worse.

The pain even clicked on my body or...

...the damage you've done to my confidence with your cruel words.

You think it can be my pain?

I'm the light hidden.

And I need it for support.

Don't even think about it using that as a weapon.

Excellent.

I won't stop.

It's future looks safe.

What is that? Why are we doing that?

You broke the roll.

If we don't hold a roll, say.

Chaos, right?

Okay.

We're leaving.

Very sorry for any trouble, but we're out of here.

Let's go.

No, you're not.

You're staying.

Come on, guys.

Just let it go.

Get back here, Bradley.

We're not finished.

Yes, we are, clown.

I'm a train fighter. It wouldn't be a fair fight.

I'm a trained clown, so it evens out.

I'm going to juggle with your head after I cut it off.

Why don't you juggle my nuts instead?

Two dogs.

Come on, let's go.

Brad, why did you have to punch the clown?

They took it too far.

Someone could have been hurt back there.

You had to clown that hurt when you punched him in a face.

You had to come.

I'm worried.

They seem fairly serious, but the whole no touching the actors thing.

Why are you not worried?

They're just actors. They're not going to do anything.

Okay. Did you see his face?

I'm going to have nightmares about that face.

What if they're not really actors?

What are you talking about?

I mean, what if they really are psychos and murderers?

No, no, it's just an act.

No, here's an act.

Okay, but how do you know that?

Huh? What if she's right?

There's something not right with a hoo.

Yeah, he's a wacko who dresses up like a clown.

That's what's not right about him.

That doesn't make it dangerous.

You guys saw me put him on his ass.

He was pretending to be hurt.

I'm telling you, there's something not right with a hoo.

Stop being pussies for Christ's sake.

I just want to go home.

Yeah, I'm a jess. I think it's time to go home.

Okay, all right. Look, there's an opening room here.

Let's just go.

I see him again. I'm going to kick his ass.

No, man. Let's just get out of here without any more trouble.

All right.

What now?

Guys, I'm so over this place.

Okay, you know, clean-related.

That is a good sign for First Class Hunt right there.

Guys, I do not want to be in here.

We have to go through to get out.

Yeah, let's go on away from Brad's friend to catch up with us.

Yeah, no.

So let's just go through this and then find the next exit.

Yeah, let's get out of here. Come on.

Come on, come on.

I'm going to take one quick, so.

Hayley.

It's the white hole.

Oh, okay. No, no, no. I'm not going to be in the front.

Come on. I'm on the front. Come on.

All right, she's dead. All right.

We're going to get her right now.

Jesus Christ.

Stop touching.

Stop me.

Hayley.

Wait.

Hayley.

Where are you?

Hayley.

Hayley.

Hey, where the hell are you?

Which way is she?

She's right behind us.

Uh, alright, split it up.

Brad, check that way.

Uh, just there, Kevin.

Yell if you find her.

Hey, yeah, yeah.

You'll hear Yell in one of those hauntroll stuffs.

Brad, just go, just mine.

What are you?

Hayley.

Come on, God.

Where is she?

Hayley.

Hey, where's my friend, asshole?

What, Brad, you see her?

Brad?

Which way is he?

Back that way.

To the right.

Brad!

Hayley!

Hey.

Where's my friend, asshole?

Brad, you see her?

Brad?

What's wrong, Brad?

Brad!

Shh!

Shit!

Fuck!

Brad!

Over the door!

Brad!

I need to help him.

Hey, oh man, we got that door locked.

Break the glass!

With what?

Stop it!

What's happening?

No!

I'm going to fix this.

Don't look, Jess.

No!

No!

No!

Oh my God.

Not in now?

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

I'm going to fix this.

You got me, Bob!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Keep going!

In there, Kevin!

To the right!

To the right!

To the right!

To the dark room!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Wait!

Where's Brad?

It's too late for Brad!

It's Haley?

What about Haley?

I don't know.

What do you say out of here?

I can't read!

Take these breaths and we have to remove it.

We're not leaving, Haley!

Jess, we are.

It's too late for her.

You don't know that.

Alright?

What are we going to do?

They're going to kill us.

Okay.

Our only chance is to keep going.

By the way, I heard it.

Shh!

We can't go back there.

That clown is right back there.

But they're killing us if we go back.

There are cars in the lot.

The people who work here have cars.

And how do we get their keys?

We're probably one who isn't a psycho and we do what we have to do.

And if there's no one like that.

I don't know.

Forget the cars.

Just run.

Run to the get-out-side and find help and take a similar phone call police.

It's just hi!

What am I thinking of you?

Is anyone over?

We actually are?

I have a police track and phone.

Is that even work?

Your phone has GPS.

If you're going to get a signal, they should be able to find you.

I mean you guys are going to be here though, right?

You're not going anywhere.

If they catch up says Jess, you run.

I'm not leaving you guys.

You might have to.

And if you do, use everything else in that beautiful brain to get as far as you can.

Promise me you're not leaving me.

Oh, we have to fix this.

Shh!

You heard that.

Let's go.

Oh shit.

Ah!

Don't go in there.

This is a great one.

I hate it but look look look.

We're trying to find an extra car.

I'm trying to find a car.

I'm trying to find a car.

This is a great one.

We're trying to find an extra car.

We're trying to find our friends.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

I'm going to die and blow to you alive.

Okay, let's talk this out.

Let's talk this out.

Hey!

Hey, my parents are rich.

Hey, let me go.

You let me go.

I'm going to be you.

I'm going to be you.

I'm going to be you.

You're going to be me.

I'm going to go.

Run!

Shh!

Get back.

Keep moving.

I can't breathe.

What am I doing?

Please just let us go.

Of course you can go.

People don't want to watch this anyway.

They try to do it as humanely as possible.

But turning someone into food is never pleasant.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

No.

Okay.

You never know.

People are just interesting things.

Before you go, there's something I want to show you.

Something I'm very proud of.

Hey.

What?

They're five of you.

Oh.

That's right.

The rest of your friends are dead.

My bad.

My memory isn't what it used to be.

Probably because your friend punched me in the face.

Oh, they really did.

The friends?

No, I'm sure they're fine.

Dead is just a...

A bigger speech.

In fact, I'll take it to them right now.

And I'm a hot two-year-old.

I just wish we could do it more than once a year.

Aah!

My dream we dress up in costume and murder people year-round.

Why are you even ourselves doing this?

Run!

Oh my God.

I can't breathe.

What about for a hairway?

Which one was that?

The curl.

That makes sense.

Is she alive?

I'm not a doctor.

Just tell us, please.

A good chance she's alive.

I don't know whether the old perfect would kill her.

Normal person does sex.

Then kill.

I'm kidding.

That it all makes you the real liking to your friend.

According to him, she was real flirty with a practically vague,

to be chained up in this workshop.

So as you might expect, he wants to carve out her eyes and make a doll of her.

What a freak, am I right?

Old man playing with dolls?

Kinda creepy if you ask me.

But what do I know?

I'm just a clown.

A lonely clown.

A clown looking for the right person to come home to every long day at the hall.

Why are you doing this?

I'm a clown.

Clowns murder people.

It's what we do.

Death rock!

What do we have here?

A fellow lover of the arts.

You sneaky little bastard.

That's the second rule of the haunt you've broken.

Now you're in real trouble.

You want to make movies?

Let's make movies.

Hi kids!

It's your friend Sprinkles!

Do you want to see someone get murdered?

Of course you do!

People often ask me, what is the key to being a good clown?

Well that's simple.

The key to being a good clown is empathy.

Just kidding.

It's being good at murdering people.

Why does anyone become a clown?

Because we get to murder people.

And making people laugh.

I also enjoy making people laugh.

Some people consider clowns heroes because of all the happiness we bring.

But I don't consider myself a hero.

Just a clown trying to kill some kids.

I don't know.

Maybe that does make me a hero.

Hey!

Wake up so I can kill you.

If I'm going to film this, I want your reaction.

Feeling sleepy people is for teenagers.

Come on!

I refuse to let you degrade my art.

Wake up!

You're really ruining the shot.

Hmm.

I know!

Come on, wake up!

If you're regaining, you want someone to witness their own death.

But all they want to do is sleep.

Typical millennials.

Fine.

If you're not going to wake up, I'll kill you while you sleep.

Just know that you're ruining this for me.

Don't!

Ah, the lovely Jessica.

What a surprise.

I just did not look for you.

I'm concerned about your friend.

He took a frightful blow to the head.

And head trauma, as you know, should not be taken nightly.

Come, help me wake him up.

Come get me instead.

I'll get out of here then.

I do love hunting pretty girls.

Reminds me of grade school.

Don't go anywhere, Bradley.

Jessica!

I miss you, Jessica.

I miss your smile.

And the way your hair smells.

And the way your friends bleed.

Jessica!

Where are you, Jessica?

Come out, come out!

Jessica!

What's wrong, sprinkles?

Have you seen a girl about yay-hi?

She would really need to be crying and begging for her life and all that annoying stuff.

No, I can't say that I have to.

Okay.

If you see her, could you give her a message for me?

Sure.

Tell her I'm going to kill her.

Sprankles is going to kill you.

You got it.

You sure you don't want to write it down?

No, I can remember.

Thank you.

Much appreciated.

You got it, sprinkles and hay.

Have a good heart.

Yeah, good heart!

Jessica!

Jessica!

Come out, Jessica!

I want to thank you for the top-notch medical care you gave me earlier.

I think you saved my life.

Come out.

I can take you to your car.

I want to make sure you get home safely.

A lot of people don't questionable care about this way.

You can never be too careful.

You may have the wrong idea about me.

You may think I'm one of those mean clowns that like to murder people.

But I'm just a performer at heart.

A lover of the eyes.

Have you ever been to the circus?

I know people.

I can get his front row seats.

The truth of the matter is, I feel like I can be myself, would you?

I don't have to hide behind a mask for you to like me.

You accept me for who I am.

I haven't felt this way in a very long time.

And that's going to make killing you so much more rewarding.

You're making it worse for yourself.

I'm going to go easy on you.

Make it quick.

Now you will suffer.

Go!

Oh, Jessica.

All right.

Seth.

Oh

We have to come after us you give to me

Hey, what about Joey we better get help. We won't be long to go looking for us. Let's go go go go

Oh

Oh

Do you see anything no stay low

You going yes go go go

I'll see you buddy, right?

We made it we did make it

I'm home

How's my favorite nurse oh

Jessica you grow more beautiful every day

I'm so lucky to have found you soon you'll be ready to join me in the heart

And

Londie the doll maker has something special plan for you. I hope you like buttons

Be good girls

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh