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♪ There's a song called Goom Nandi ♪

♪ Mwaka Bapazi, Bezala Bezala! ♪

♪ Song is sexy, song is flexy, Sizo Busha ♪

♪ Sizo Busha!

♪ Shunga in two, tsukala is kubu, Koloka pa ♪

♪ Koloka pa!

♪ Sizo Goom Nandi, Samedi langa, Skoko Paka ♪

♪ Ozala, Shana Ozala

♪ Sita Ubu Sha, Ozo Tera

♪ Ozala, Shana Ozala,

♪ Sita Ubu Sha, Ozo Tera

♪ Two by two, jumping four by four ♪

♪ Shoddy came with a best friend ♪

♪ Got a bench, but I bet you want more ♪

♪ What's the stuff? Just jump to the floor ♪

♪ What? What? What?

♪ Today the who are you? The two that I know ♪

♪ One turn, one second speed, cause we're here ♪

♪ Turn up the music, make our songs sing some blues ♪

- Hey, TT girl, what's up? - How'd the date go?

Why'd you turn off your location?

Girl, it was great.

But see, I didn't know if I was gonna be fast,

so I didn't need you tracking me, okay?

He smells so good. Oh my god.

Send me a pic, I wanna see.

- How you getting home? - Girl, relax, okay?

I called a PKTS ride. It should be pulling up shortly.

Can't wait till you got in the car?

Ugh, these millennial men have no manners. I can't.

Girl, it is fine, okay? I told him he could go.

Girl, I'm a lady, and I'm trying to get a second date.

Wait, is that a toilet flushing

that I just heard in your background, girl?

It's... it's just 11:30!

What's the tea going on over there in your manor,

Dr. Cleaver?

Bitch, is that blush and contour...

Okay, you know what?

I am grown, I have company, and don't ask me anything else.

Thank you.

Ooh! He's handsome, Aminah.

Hmm. So then why you calling me, Ms. Brown,

if you clearly over there entertaining company?

Anyway, did you see this year's crypto projections?

A billion in losses.

Did you sell like I told you to?

Girl, yes.

PKTS thinks that they are the new crypto on the messiah

but I cashed in after I hacked into the exchange in Evanston.

Okay? Peep the long lead projection.

Aminah, you could go to jail or be fined for hacking those.

- Please don't do that again. - Let me tell you something.

Some rules are meant to be broken.

Just call me the crypto Robin Hood,

but it's Robyn with a Y.

What am I gonna do with you?

Listen, turn on your location so I know when you got home, okay?

- I mean it, Aminah. - Okay, done.

All right. And my car is coming up right now,

so I'll text you when I get home, bestie, all right?

- I love you. - Bye! I love you.

She's a mess.

- Still didn't tell her? - About?

About us.

And I see you still don't have your ring on.

- It's complicated, Greer. - Complicated, maybe.

But divorced couples get back together all the time.

Getting back together? We never discussed that.

I wonder why.

Greer!

Hey, I'm Aminah.

Hope you got water. Good, 'cause I need it.

PKTS, the world's first crypto-based

rideshare app.

Thank you for using cryptocurrency

and block chain to order this ride.

Buckle up.

You reached Aminah,

leave a message or just text me like the rest of the world.

Bye!

Hey, Aminah. What's going on?

You said you were headed home.

Call me. Or at least text me and let me know you're fine.

Geez, this girl.

Hey, girl, hey. What you still doing up?

Is that the decolletage exposed

and the girls sitting propped up? Oh, my God.

Who is at your house? Tell me now.

Stop. Hey, girl.

Listen, do you still have a connect to that unit

you used to work with?

- Rick's police unit? - Yeah.

Yeah, why?

Step out of the vehicle.

Cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin or PKTS,

that use block chain technology,

could be used to achieve racial and gender equity and justice.

However, with the rise of transactions using crypto

on the dark web, assailants have gotten wise

to their crypto being monitored.

And to answer that issue, I created Chain Reactor,

the only software in the world

that can trace every transaction

using crypto or block chain, including on the dark web.

Since its inception five years ago,

federal agents in the US have hired me

as an independent contractor to assist them

in crypto block chain cases.

I am still a professor at the University of Chicago,

specializing in computer science and advanced systems,

but I'm a busy woman and I wanna get back.

Ugh, no, I shouldn't probably say that last part, huh?

What do you think, guys? What are your thoughts?

- Pretty good. - Nice.

Let's get that last part out, right?

Oh, a cam.

Hi.

I'm here. Where are you?

Alright, well thanks for the feedback, guys.

I just, I don't know, I have ethical concerns

selling the Chain Reactor to the Feds.

I mean, tracing everyday people and spying on them?

That's not what I had in mind for the software.

But with the sell,

I can finally open that institute

I've been talking about forever, right?

That's it.

Any more questions before we wrap it up?

I got a question, you ready to turn it up, birthday girl?

- Oh, you in a Zoom? - Yes, clearly.

Okay. Sorry, guys.

- Can you please...? - Wait. Where are your pants?

- Oh, shit! - Nice carral...

You might wanna work that out.

So can you just email me your questions and I'll be, uh

thank you. Bye.

Sharon!

I could kill you!

Thank God that was just a rehearsal presentation.

Oh my God, biker shorts are the new skort, girl.

They don't care.

I still have to be professional with my colleagues

at the university.

- For a Zoom?! - Yeah.

Okay, I'm sorry I came unannounced, alright?

What is it with your surprise visit?

I can't just pull up on my bestie?

Plus it's your birthday soiree weekend.

It is not a soiree, it is an at-home cocktail party.

And if you order a stripper, I will actually disown you.

And no, you can't just pull up.

Wait, you're bags are here.

Uh-huh.

What happened with Dr. Mike?

Throuple combo didn't land well?

Correct, I'm leaving Mike.

Did I tell you that I made six figures in Bitcoin

on top of my pension?

Oh, and the world is literally my oyster.

Your what?

I thought you were gonna ease him

into the open marriage thing.

You just had your ten-year wedding anniversary.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You trying to move in?

Here?

Carol, will you stop being so dramatic?

God, I just need a few days in the Clever Manor.

You got plenty of space, you won't even know I'm here.

That's loud. That's my phone.

The champagne and edibles are giving me the munchies.

Hey, can you leave it out at the front door?!

Thank you!

What?

You didn't ask if I wanted something.

And don't change the subject.

Is this a separation you're talking,

or are you talking about divorce?

Carol, there's activity at the front door.

I believe it's a food delivery.

Oh, hush it, you dumb robot. She knows what it is.

- It's Edi. - It's weird and creepy.

Is that Sharon I hear?

Hello, Sharon.

Uh-uh. Do not talk at me. Do not talk at me.

I don't know you like that.

You know what? This thing gonna come alive,

and it's gonna attack your ass.

It's gonna rebel. But that's okay, roomie.

I'm here to protect you. Newly retired.

Detective Sharon O'Hara at your service.

- Hey, Aminah, baby. You good? - Hey, y'all.

How you feeling, sweetie?

Oh, my God, I'm fine. Damn. Did somebody order food?

Yes, thanks for grabbing it for me.

- You want some? - Oh, no, thank you.

I gotta watch my figure.

- How are you really feeling? - I mean, I'm good.

You know, I've been staying here with Auntie Carol since.

And I'll probably go back to my job and my work on Monday.

Oh, that's good. That's really good.

See your friends, go to work, maybe even get some therapy.

Ease back into your life, okay?

Okay. You know I love y'all.

Now I'm about to go outside and get some fresh air.

I'll be back in a bit. Birthday festivities coming up.

Right. Get some normalcy back in your life.

You can't stay cooped up in Carol's fortress forever.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Cooped up in my fortress?

Therapy?

Ease back into life?

Sounds like someone needs to follow their own advice.

Two men are at the front door, Carol.

His voice is so irritating. Can we turn it off?

No. You're visiting. Edi lives here.

He's irritating.

Greer, what are you doing here?

Carol, this is my new partner, FBI agent Benjamin Samael.

The office clerk said that you were working from home,

so we came over.

I thought they make house calls when someone's in trouble.

- It's about Aminah's case. - What's going on?

It's becoming a larger dark web operation and it's serious.

Due to its personal nature and our recent developments,

we couldn't wait.

Dr. Cleavers, I've heard all about you.

I've read all your research, your time at Google

and the TED Talks.

All the crypto creeps know about you.

Your work on Chain Reactor is stunning.

- Thank you for your service. - Thank you.

And call me Carol.

The assailant who tried to sexually assault Aminah

is Landon Peters.

Dark web freak. A driver for PKTS.

He's now been arrested and is in prison,

thanks to you, Carol.

A few days ago, we finished our initial search

on his web activity and we found some very disturbing images

and videos on his IP address.

We need to use Chain Reactor

to trace him to this larger operation.

This way.

On his computers, we found that it's not only

a PKTS driver at night,

but he's a registered user of Hello Video.

A site on the dark web.

Users can trade PKTS crypto coin

for explicit material of young women.

We think that Landon is part of a network

that's trafficking young women

during PKTS rides.

Drivers exchange the kidnapped woman for PKTS coins.

Drivers sell the women to a buyer within the network,

and sometimes the buyer will record explicit content

of an unconscious victim and post it here.

Sorry, turn it off.

That could have been Aminah.

I know.

Once Chain Reactor traces his PKTS block chain,

then routes us to other users on Hello Video,

then ultimately

to the administrator of the site,

we can take it down and arrest whoever's behind all this.

The only challenge is that PKTS is new.

It's kind of like Monero.

A coin known for its privacy features.

I know what PKTS and Monero are.

- Get to the point. - Of course.

Hopefully PKTS can be traced.

Greer, you're an IRS investigations agent.

What's your involvement in this?

Benny, he's a field agent for the FBI

and he contacted me about this case.

We follow the money and we end all of this.

I need his block chain address.

It's all there in the folder.

- That's it, it's all there. - What is?

These Hello Video users are sloppy.

They aren't obscuring their crypto trails.

This path leads to every transaction location.

You follow the PKTS block chain

and you can identify everyone involved in this.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Notifying a higher-up at the Bureau.

This is really great intel.

So, can we take the site down with this trace?

Yes and no.

You need to trace each block chain address

to their individual accounts.

These guys think they're hiding,

but their IDs or legal names should come up

if they have crypto exchange accounts,

which they all do.

So, whoever is cashing out most of the PKTS crypto wallet

is likely the admin of the site.

And whoever is receiving the most crypto coins

is likely the drivers doing the kidnapping

and other activity.

An analyst can help you map out

all of these block chain addresses

and find these criminals.

I'll put everything on a drive.

We were hoping that would be you.

I'm selling Chain Reactor.

After tomorrow, I most likely won't have it anymore.

What? To who?

A government agency. I can't say who.

This is your tech baby. Your genius.

Look, I'll put this data on the drive

and your analysts can manually type in

these block chain addresses

and find their IDs and information.

They won't have the ease of Chain Reactor, but it'll work.

But Greer, this is gonna take days.

Weeks, maybe.

There were dozens of Hello Video crypto addresses

right here in Chicago.

What are you gonna do about these local offenders?

This is happening in real time.

If I hadn't checked my phone when I did,

Aminah wouldn't be here.

We're a small unit.

Our only target is the administrator.

So we can get this whole damn thing taken down.

Greer, we gotta get a move on.

- Are you crazy? - Noemi!

Hey, girl. I didn't know you were coming.

Sharon called and said we were having a wine down.

So I bought the wine for the pre-birthday festivities.

Hey, Greer.

Hey, Sharon.

They were here on business, they just leaving.

- Bye, Greer. - Bye, Sharon.

- Get them. - I will.

So the ex-hubby's still making house calls?

It was business.

It's a case, Chain Reactor. I'm working from home.

- You know, how you doing? - Oh, uh-uh.

Girl, don't think I didn't see you hand him that watch.

He leave that here?

Oh, my goodness. Are y'all fucking?

Okay, I have work to do,

and it does not include this interrogation, okay?

I will see y'all in a little bit.

No, no, ma'am.

We are having a girls' day.

So go on and fire up that patio, grab some snacks,

have Edi play some good old music.

Because the pre-birthday hang is happening.

Absolutely. Look, the sunset awaits.

Edi, play some '90s R&B freaky music.

No, scratch that.

Play some '80s house music

with inner cuts of '90s R&B swing.

You got it.

Loading up a playlist now. I hope you all enjoy it.

Okay, so the Terminator is growing on me.

Oh, this is my song!

Mm!

Mm!

Hey!

Get it, get it, get it.

Gotcha!

That was great,

but you are not allowed to post those anywhere.

Scout's honor. Your secret's safe with me.

Hey, Edi, turn it down a little bit.

Sure.

Would you like me to place another order for wine delivery?

No, thank you. We're good.

I love what you did with Edi.

This whole house feels so leveled up.

What?

She can't get with my AI man of the house.

- He's existential. - It's the future.

Well, how did you name it?

Edi? Oh, it stands for Engaged Data Intelligence.

I know.

It's a little clinical,

but that was my father's name, Edward.

You know, it feels familiar.

Well, speaking of advanced tech, is everything finalized

with the sale of the Chain Reactor?

Hell, I would have bought it.

You own a data research company.

Why would you need a crypto block chain tracer for?

Well, I'd find the use for it.

The possibilities with that thing are endless.

And we do more than just data research.

Okay.

I mean, the offer was attractive.

Who and how much?

I can't say who. It's the government.

I mean, they want it for obvious reasons,

reasons that I can't really get down with,

but seven figures for the software.

High, medium, or low?

Damn! 1.2.

- Million? - Okay, 1.2.

That is real attractive.

Sharon, did you just request $30,000 from me on Zelle?

That is the new down payment for my new house,

and I'll be out of your house by summer.

I can't. Could you cancel that, please?

Are you sure about this?

There's a lot of organizations

that can make a whole lot of use out of that software.

And the government, they just gonna try to exploit it.

I mean, they have subpoenaed me a lot of times, and I'm over it.

I love teaching,

but I still wanna get back to the community

and open that block chain institute

I've been talking about.

Aww.

Heffa...

You know what? I am done.

You have been avoiding this all damn day.

What is going on with you and Mike?

Mm-hmm. The divas wanna know.

Okay, I asked Mike for an open marriage.

We've been arguing ever since. I just, I don't know.

I just kinda flat lined recently in my marriage and in my life,

and I just want some adventure, some excitement.

I can relate to that.

Wait, so you want an open marriage

so you both can sleep with other people?

No.

Kind of.

Didn't he just become deacon?

Yes! And that's part of the problem.

He's so traditional.

And I liked that about him when,

you know, I was a detective

and I was working, working, working.

But now that I'm retired, I just wanna get lit.

Like, we're at this amazing halfway point in our lives,

and why can't we just explore alternative ways

of expressing ourselves?

Okay, well, have you considered ethical non-monogamy?

What is this?

I mean, it's basically an open marriage

with rules and boundaries so you avoid all the drama.

Hmm.

Aminah!

Hey, y'all.

- Girl is nice out here. - Oh, come join us.

Girls wish I could, but I have to call the caterers again

for this party and make sure all the delivery's on time,

for this bad bitch turn-up...

It is just a cocktail party,

with fast hors d'oeuvres and food.

- It is not a blowout. - Yeah.

Yeah.

And wine makes me sleepy, so I just came up to say hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Aminah, we look forward

to having you back in the office next week.

- I miss you. - Yeah, I miss y'all, too.

Back to it, turn-up crew. Bye!

Bye!

She's in better spirits.

- It's good. - It is.

Assholes.

Aw, thank you so much for coming, girl.

I feel so much more on the birthday spirit.

Oh, good, because Sharon sure does.

And look, we deserve to get what we want,

no matter what the cost.

Hmm.

I'll see you at the party tomorrow night?

Yep.

Thank you. Get home safe.

- The party's over! - Oh!

I missed the striper.

- Oh, God, it's my birthday! - Oh, my God.

You have so much energy.

Oh.

Edi?

Has someone been down here on my computer?

I'm sorry, Carol. I'm unsure.

Based on my current settings,

you have me systems asleep after 11 p.m.

Would you like me to adjust the setting

to stay active longer and continue my sweeps?

No, thank you. That's okay.

- Edi. - Yes, Carol?

Copy the block chain address I just traced from monitor one

and cross-reference it to the dark web site Hello Video.

Pull information of the most active user in Chicago

using PKTS Coin on the dark site.

Carol, must I remind you the legal ramifications

for accessing the dark web?

No. Just do it. And show me a photo.

I wanna see his face.

Print everything, Edi.

If I do this, it's for you.

Carol. Found him.

He is currently in the South Loop.

Hola, papi. Oh!

You okay?

- Oh, my God. I'm so drunk. - Yeah.

I'm so thirsty, papi. Do you have some water?

You had a fun night?

- Oh, yeah. - Here you go.

Oh, papi, can you please pull over?

I think I'm gonna throw up, I'm so sorry.

Gracias, Y2hay. Active user on Hello Video.

You sick son of a bitch! I got you!

Oh my god.

911. What's your emergency?

Hello, oh my god, my PKTS driver just tried to rape me.

Please help me, I'm on Lake and Rawls.

It's a black truck. Please hurry.

"" PKTS drivers, I'm on to you.

"I know what you're doing."

"Laundering PKTS crypto coin"

"and trafficking unsuspecting young women."

"I've caught one of you tonight, and he's in custody now."

"If you don't stop, I'll come for you."

The Wig Woman".

Oh, shoot. Oh, damn.

Yes, Shawn,

we're still going to need the extra vegan options.

I don't care, you have several hours. Make it happen.

And I'm still waiting on an email of all the servers

with their face sheets.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll ask her. Yeah, okay, bye.

Girl, I'm never planning another party again.

- Good morning, Auntie Sharon. - Good morning.

- There is mimosas. - Girl, what?

The sage in this chaotic kitchen, girl,

she going to lose it.

Uh-uh. She loves when I give her cute little surprises.

This is certainly a surprise.

Why is it so sage-y in here?

Can we open a window?

Oh my god.

- Surprise! Happy birthday! - Happy birthday.

Yay!

- Isn't it cute? - Oh, it's something.

You guys, I have a Chain Reactor meeting in 10 minutes.

- I need to go prepare. - No, no, you're gonna sit.

You're gonna eat. Two seconds.

Okay.

So the caterer called and he asked

did you wanted to put a number on cake?

No, I'm 45 and fabulous. No need.

I know that's right.

Edi, turn off the oven.

Turn on the oven fan

and then bring the central air down to 68 degrees.

- You got it, Sharon. - Okay, girl. See?

- He has a place in this home. - It, Carol, it.

It's still a it.

Now, in other celebratory news, I've decided...

To clean my kitchen and go home to your hubby tomorrow?

No. I've decided to write a novel.

- Oh, what's it about? - Okay, okay, okay, okay.

It's about a former detective who goes to this woman's retreat

and she keeps recalling all these detective stories.

And then I'ma throw some moments

and then.

Okay, T, so it's like an Auntie Nancy Drew.

What is it with you millennials and calling us aunties?

I'm still bad and bougie.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Hold on, hold on, because auntie is a term of endearment.

Oh, I like it.

Anyway, I'm work shopping titles.

Check it.

Darling Detective and the Happy Coochie.

What ya think?

Let's keep work shopping.

- Okay. - Okay.

- How's party planning going? - Planning is going.

Things are gonna be very lovely and exquisite.

Ooh, and I invited Uncle Greer.

I don't wanna hear anything about it.

Oh, speaking of which.

Yeah.

We still haven't circled back to that Greer sneaky link

you keep glossing over.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Greer? Sneaky link?

- Uh-huh. - Girl, what's that tea?

No tea.

Okay? He came over a few weeks ago and left his watch.

We're just reconnecting. No big deal.

Oh, come on, sweetheart! You're nice!

Folks get back together after the divorce all the time.

There is nothing wrong with that.

Oh, my God, you are getting back together?

We're not getting back together.

We are just working through things.

We're just talking about it.

How long has it been since y'all been divorced?

Three years.

You know, a lot of couples didn't make it

after the pandemic.

And I just think all of this time and space apart

is gonna help you guys see how much you mean to one another.

What?

We're not talking about me. Today is about you.

Carol, your meeting is in five minutes.

I've turned on your computers to get you a head start.

No! Don't listen to him.

- Come on. - I love you.

And, um, don't worry about it. I got it. Just go, just go.

Happy coochie, girl? Really?

Well, it is.

As you all know, since its inception,

I've worked a number of successful

federal and state cases with the help of Chain Reactor.

And now, as this technology advances

and I continue my work as an educator,

it's time for a new home for the software.

Lastly, I'd like to see an ethics code from your team

on how Chain Reactor will be safely utilized

in government strategy before we sign the deal.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Ah! Everybody gather around!

Ah! Is time to sing!

One, two, three!

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear Carol

♪ Happy birthday to you

Okay, okay, okay.

Before we continue this marvelous party, dahling,

I would like to give my bestie, my sister, and my friend

- her birthday gift. - It better not be a stripper.

I did not recover from that bachelorette party.

- Sharon! - No! It's not a stripper!

That's for the after party.

Kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding.

Okay.

So everybody knows how much Carol loves to travel.

And I am getting you two first class tickets

to Greece, baby!

Greece!

Greece!

Greece!

Oh, my God. Thank you. I love you.

- Baby, love you, too. - My turn, my turn.

Okay, okay.

So, for those of you who don't know,

Carol and I worked together in Silicon Valley

for a number of years,

and we formed quite the sisterhood there.

So when I moved to Chicago,

she was one of the very first people that I called.

And we've been there for each other ever since.

Now, photo collaging is one of my hobbies.

So.

On this diamond-encrusted drive

are photo and video memories,

celebrating all of your fabulousness over the years.

And then you can add more as you create more meomories.

This is beautiful. Thank you, Noemi.

All right, my turn, my turn, my turn. Excuse me.

Bad bitch coming through.

To the woman who raised me,

who took me in when I was just a teenager,

you gave me a home,

and you held my hand as I walked in my truth.

To my auntie, Dr. Carol Cleavers.

Thank you, I love you so much.

Give it up! She planned this whole thing.

This shit wasn't cheap!

I love you so much.

Well, I'm speechless.

Thank you all so much for coming.

I really, really appreciate it, and I love you all.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, bitch!

Turn the music back on!

So what did you want to talk about?

Carol, whatever happens between us,

I still want us to remain friends.

No matter what.

What if I want more than that?

Then we take it one step at a time.

I trust your pace.

Okay, but, Greer, I know what I want.

And I don't wanna come second to your career.

We've been in each other's lives for years now.

And I love and respect the woman that you've become.

Well, I need you to date me. And choose me.

I felt alone in the last couple of years.

Give me a chance.

You remember your birthday back in Cabo?

Barely.

I took you upstairs.

I hiked you dressed up.

Greer, there's a house full of people.

What if someone comes in here?

Let them watch.

To be candid, I'm married.

But my thing with him is, you do you, let me do me,

and that's the way it got to be, baby bars.

I'll see you soon.

Carol?

Yeah.

Good morning.

I figured you'd want to get the day started,

but I didn't want to disturb your morning rest.

What time is it?

It is now 10:25 am.

Good morning, princess. Look at you sleepyhead.

You wanna hear how I got laid last night?

No.

Damn. What crawled up your ass, evil lady?

I'm sorry.

Something's off.

Wait, Titi, what's wrong? Are you okay?

I think I was drugged last night.

What?

How?

We were all together almost all night last night.

You didn't eat one of my edibles, did you?

I told you they was way too strong for you.

No, of course not. That's not the feeling I had.

I said good night to Greer,

I grabbed a glass of champagne from one of those servers,

and the next thing I know,

I'm up in this bathroom throwing up.

Okay, hold on, hold on...

You sure you just weren't really, really drunk?

No, I only had 3 or 4 glasses of champagne,

and I didn't even say goodbye to the guests.

You know I wouldn't leave without doing that.

Yeah, that's true.

I just thought you were tipsy and you went to lay down.

You know what?

You know what? I saw that server leave.

He was a white guy with rugged features,

dark eyes, and dark black hair, roughly about 6'1...

Wait, wait, damn, how did you peep all of that?

Detective Amy never dies.

We gotta ID this person on external cameras.

No.

Aminah, don't you have a list

with photos of all the servers that worked last night?

Yeah, I do. Hold on.

Take a look at the caterer's face sheet.

Okay. Do you recognize anybody?

He's not on the list.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, that guy was giving suspect energy,

but, but, why would somebody drug you

at your house party?

You don't have any enemies.

You don't even have enemies in the cyberspace.

Oh my God.

Edi, bring up the camera footage from last night

between 11 PM and midnight, and put it on monitor one.

Of course, Carol.

But I must remind you, after 11 PM, I'm systems asleep.

And the only footage recorded are from the front door

and back door cameras. It's limited.

That's fine. Let me just see what you have.

Yo, why you turn them off at 11?

'Cause cats and squirrels,

they go in front of the monitor

and it alerts Edi and he wakes me up.

Yo, how do you... how do you get it in here?

His server's behind there.

A little old mini data center. It's his brain.

Wait, wait, wait,

who's that right there leaving out from the back

and coming around the corner?

Oh my God, that's him leaving.

But it's only his profile, you don't see his whole face.

No, that's just enough.

We can email this to my old unit,

see if they can ID him, run his name,

and possibly even bring him in for questioning.

Wait.

What?

- He knows who I am. - Who?

Oh my god, this is insane.

They practically bragging about what they did to you.

Okay, y'all been speaking techenese all day.

Can you please explain to me what's going on?

Spell it out.

Okay.

So they're guys who use the new rideshare app PKTS

to traffic young women and to sell them for cryptocoin

on the dark web.

I had on a simple disguise.

I used Chain Reactor and Edi

and I found this guy that uses Hello Video

and the PKTS network.

I attacked him and I tased him, but he is in custody

and he is now a registered sex offender.

You did what?

Auntie Carol, that's crazy.

No, It's beyond crazy.

It's illegal. And bad ass as fuck!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Give me some!

So hype!

Oh, wait.

Hold on. Hold on.

But they drugged you.

How did they get to you and then the drugging of it all?

Because I made a mistake.

I stupidly sent a message as the "Wig Woman",

and I uploaded a photo of the wig and the folder.

When you upload an image, you right click the video source

and you'll see exactly where the IP address is

and where the message came from,

and I didn't encrypt the message.

Okay, we need to get on this quick.

- I should call Rick. - No.

This server guy knows where I live.

And who's to say the police bring this to justice?

Him or somebody else could do something worse.

Aminah was almost abducted by the people in this network.

It could take Greer and his team days or weeks

to get this site down.

Okay.

What ya thinking?

Whatever you wanna do, Auntie, I'm down.

We go after them.

And everyone else in our way to this PKTS network.

Tonight, as the Wig Woman,

we send them one last and final message.

Okay, vigil-aunties.

Hold on, how you expect us to do that?

I mean...

I don't want to lose my pension getting caught up in some mess.

Of course not. It'll be quick.

All we need is wigs and some sexy outfits.

Oh, don't worry about that. I got you covered.

Okay, I'll use Chain Reactor

to map out their block chain trails

and get their crypto addresses.

I will pass that information to you, Aminah.

Okay, and I'll use their crypto addresses

and I'm gonna hack them one by one.

I'm gonna get the IDs, names, addresses,

and license plate numbers.

We're gonna get them in the PKTS rides.

And I'll pass that to Sharon.

Here, take these tase strips.

The tase what who?

It's a prototype I developed years ago

to combat sexual assault on campuses.

It's a band-aid-like strip on a key ring.

You tear it off, place it on the skin,

and press that button.

It'll light up 35,000 volts will rip through the skin

and attack their body nerves.

Whoa.

I needed these in my detective days.

Why don't you just sell this to the police union?

- Didn't pass safety codes. - Oh.

We are about to fry these fools.

Here, make sure you order your PKTS ride

from a fake account in a different location, okay?

Here, I'll track you

and make sure that we have your location at all times.

Sharon, you're gonna wear a different every time.

- Here, put that on. - What is it?

- Put it on. - A mask?

I'm not wearing this superhero stuff.

No, ma'am. No, ma'am.

Fine. No mask.

I mean, but you mean to look like...

Yeah.

See? Yes.

No, what? No I don't.

Uh-uh. No.

And why I got to be the bait?

Why I got to get my wig knocked sideways and crooked?

Because I am tracing the block chain.

And I'm hacking.

You're the detective.

Retired.

And fine.

You get in that car, and you tase them till they pass out.

Bait, catch and destroy them.

♪ Don't stop

♪ I thought you slow, girl I'm going to speed it up ♪

♪ We all put it down, hold it down ♪

♪ But you're going to want to try to keep up ♪

♪ Don't stop

♪ Show you how I do my thing

♪ I'ma show you how I do my thing ♪

♪ Show you how I do my thing

♪ I'ma show you how I do my thing ♪

♪ Show you how I do my thing

♪ I'ma show you how I do my thing ♪

♪ Show you how I do that

♪ I'ma show you how I do my thing ♪

♪ Show you how I do that thing

♪ I'ma show you how I do that, do that ♪

- Any leads yet? - Nope.

But he was real noisy on here after he drug me.

Now nothing. No messages. No rides.

Hey, don't forget my birthday gift for y'all

is coming tomorrow.

We need to get our beauty rest for Noemi getting here

with them heels on and get us together.

We'll get him.

Oh, we got him. Girl, you've manifested that.

Here, take a look.

Check it out.

He cashed out on some PKTS crypto at an exchange center

in Evanston about three days ago.

His ID and his bank account information is low,

but I just need to hack this temporary cross-site script

and... boom.

That's him. Antonio Ticer Ciccarelli.

Okay, wait.

If he doesn't do any PKTS rides tonight,

how are we gonna get to him?

Oh, we can send him some malware through phishing

and we get him in a honeypot.

English, please.

Okay.

So phishing is when you trick somebody online

into providing sensitive information

by clicking the link and then you hack them.

But a honeypot is a digital trap to deflect someone

and then you hack into their computer system.

I mean, I think he'd be too smart to fall for phishing,

but a honeypot could work.

I know my honeypot works.

Girl. Go ahead.

We just need his Wi-Fi network and we're in his system.

Edi, pull up the probabilities of a digital trap

on a virtual network and put it on screen one.

Sure thing, Carol.

There you go.

By my estimation,

your probability of over-the-air access

to a virtual private network is less than 17%.

Okay, put those probabilities to 97%.

Thinking here.

Well, if you release a remote access Trojan

through the Wi-Fi network, you could gain full access

and have remote control of someone's systems.

Okay, prep a remote access Trojan

that can be released through a wireless network

and save it to my drive.

Sure, but do I need to warn you

of the legal ramifications for releasing this malware?

No. Override. Complete this action.

I don't know what it just said,

but I can tell by the looks of your faces

that we're gonna need his Wi-Fi network

in order for this to work, right?

Correct.

Okay, how the hell are we supposed to do that?

Because don't you need to be near somebody's house

or apartment to get their Wi-Fi network name?

Yep, that's gonna be you.

- You who? - You.

That's what you gonna do.

When you say I'm gonna do it, you mean me?

- I mean you. - Like, I'm gonna do it.

You're gonna do it. You.

- Me. - You.

- Yes. - Mm-hmm.

- It's all on you. - You.

- Me. - You.

- Yes. - Oh, dear God.

Fine. Me. I'm retired.

Got me out here in the middle of the night doing this.

This is better be quick, Carol.

There's too many Wi-Fi networks we can pick up in this alley.

- I can't tell which one is his. - We're not close enough.

Get closer.

- Get closer? Who? - You.

- Me. - You.

How the hell am I supposed to do that?

Just take that device

and get close enough to his house in the backyard.

I'll drop the Trojan virus on his network and we're out.

It'll take five minutes.

You owe me a spa day.

And I want the most expensive treatment they've got.

I want a 24-karat gold facial and a full hand massage.

Okay, fine.

We'll just talk over the air pods.

The air pods? Where's the air pods?

I've got the air pods. They're right here.

Okay, take the air pods.

We'll talk over the air pods.

Then we're out in five minutes. Come on, go.

What?

Don't point that thing at me. I will break it.

- I swear to God I'll break it. - Okay.

Okay, I'm here, you get it?

Oh my goodness. You just got there.

I need a couple of minutes.

It's dark back here. Hurry up.

All right, all right.

Just a little. Lift the device.

Lift the device a minute. Lift it. Lift it.

Right.

No. All right, come on!

God. It's still not close enough.

- Just a few more feet. - Okay, okay.

Almost, almost.

I think.

Sharon.

- Sharon. - Yo...?

Carol. Carol, I can't hear...

- I gotta get... - Who is Carol?

And who are you?

Drop it.

Turn around.

Listen, I was just...

Carol.

You wouldn't be a friend of Dr. Carol.

The birthday girl.

Huh? The Wig Woman?

That'll be up on Hello Video's message board tonight.

Listen, I don't know what you're talking about.

Carol is my golden doodle.

And se snuck her ass up in your yard and I...

You know what? Forget her.

She'll come home at some point, just please, put the gun down.

And delete the photo.

I'll just ease my way up out of here.

I don't think so.

Why are you trespassing at my house?

Working the streets of Chicago. You learn a few things.

What the...

Step to us again, punk.

Well you shouldn't have left me out there!

Alright you said that already.

What? What's going on?

Can somebody tell me what is going on?

Oh.

Can somebody tell me what is going on?

Did y'all get it?

There were too many Wi-Fi networks

and I couldn't tell which one was his.

My air pods died, and I almost did too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is getting out of hand.

- Way out of hand. - We've got his phone at least.

He could tracking it, turn it off.

What difference does it make?

He's always been all up in your house.

What if he knows y'all were there?

And his phone is here? What if he comes up back here?

No, no, no, no. He's spooked.

That's not gonna happen. I've seen it before.

Plus, I just had Rick send a unit over to Antonio's house.

But this...

This has got to stop, Carol.

This is dangerous.

She's right, Auntie.

Okay. Okay.

But I'm gonna extract that data from his phone,

before he wipes it all!

Do what you wanna do, okay?!

I'm done! I'm out of here!

I'm going to bed!

- Auntie. - No.

I'm gonna see this through. There's no turning back now.

Edi, extract user data from this mobile phone

and run a back trace on its dark net activity.

Separate its contents into folders,

messages, videos, photos, and emails.

Upload emails, and send to Sharon O'Hara.

And Edi, make sure you're on a private network.

I will. Are you okay, Carol?

I hear trepidation in your tone.

As humans, we tend to break the rules.

I've just broken some.

And I'm wondering if I've gone too far.

Mmm, breaking rules is a complex

and nuanced issue that depends on the context,

the nature of the rules, and the potential consequences.

Give me an example.

Rule-breaking justified by ethical reasons,

human rights violations, whistle blowing,

creative and scientific innovation, or self-defense.

You sound just like him.

Like who?

My dad, Edward.

He was my hero.

What do you think he'd want you to do in this moment?

Sip a gin and tonic and get into some good trouble.

Good night, Edi.

Good night, Carol.

Happy Sunday!

- Hey, sweetie. - What's up?

My birthday gift is here.

Ronnie is setting up in the den turned mini studio space

and Noemi will be here shortly.

- Great. - Yay.

Can you all stop?

Now, come on,

I know the last couple of days have not been ideal,

but this is our last birthday weekend activity,

and we should enjoy it together.

I'm sorry I put you in an unsafe situation.

That wasn't okay.

Truce?

I'm sorry for snapping at you.

You are just trying to do the right thing.

Truce.

- We love to see... - Oh, my gosh.

You are so mushy.

Girl!

Now let's get our with sexy, sweaty, savage on!

Oh, my gosh. Put these things away.

I wish I could do that.

All right, ladies.

We are gonna start with the most basic element in heels,

which is your.

Yes. Okay.

All right. Here we go, ladies.

And five, six, seven, eight.

Now listen. Don't be intimidated.

Because the heel class is just sexy.

It can be worn out. It can be fun.

It can be challenging.

But most of all, honey, it is reclaiming our power.

We are tapping into our divine femininity

and into our sexual identity.

♪ Yep, I said it

♪ Pay attention now I might let you get it ♪

♪ Hold steady ♪

♪ And if you tap that, I'ma jiggle like jelly ♪

♪ And if you're ready for the boom and the bass ♪

♪ Then keep your hands on this waist ♪

♪ Now tell 'em, say, you can't handle this wine, wine ♪

♪ Drummer make me do it every time, time ♪

♪ But you got to try

♪ Put your hands on my hips, left, right ♪

♪ I like that

♪ Yeah, yeah, just like that

♪ Uh, uh, uh

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ If you're ready to make a move ♪

♪ I've got my eyes on you

♪ I like that

♪ Yeah, yeah, y'all

Oh, shit, shit. I messed up a knee.

Oh, damn.

See, I knew somebody was gonna get hurt.

, ladies.

Yes.

And happy birthday.

Oh, thank you so much, Ronnie.

That was amazing. That was amazing.

- Oh, so good. - Yeah.

- She is. - So, how you doing?

- Better. - Oh, that's Rick.

I gotta take this.

Noemi, if I don't see you before you leave,

I'll holler at you later, girl.

All right. Happy Sunday.

Thank you. Thank you.

So you had the fabulous cocktail party.

Aminah said you had some kind of adventure yesterday.

Then today was a heels class and you had the at-home brunch?

Listen, I am all for this cozy, intimate birthday weekend

with a little bit of razzle-dazzle.

Yeah, you could say that.

Uh-oh.

What's going on?

Wait, wait. Let me guess.

It's the Chain Reactor?

Are you still worried about selling into the feds?

Yeah, that's it.

I'm just hoping they can provide some guardrails

and not exploit the system.

Well look, Carol, you have all the power.

You know that, right?

Just use it wisely.

Oh, wait. I have one more birthday gift.

Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Oh, it was nothing. I promise you.

I saw it in the store. It's your favorite color.

And it has all these inspirational quotes

on the back.

Here, let me put your phone in.

It's nothing. You're so welcome.

Thank you for coming.

Thanks for doing this, Rick.

We really needed somebody to handle this delicately.

- So what you got? - Oh, here.

Your Antonio perp wasn't at his house this morning.

I mean, we did a full sweep.

Computers are all fried up and everything.

Did the warrant include a seize of property?

No, we need more evidence than that.

Rick, I emailed you the evidence in a big folder this morning.

I saw that email.

But it's going to take hours for us to sift through all that

to escalate it and you know that.

And did you see that article in the Tribune this morning?

What article?

Wig Woman vigilante leaving wigs, evidence,

and tased unconscious offenders for local PD.

What the hell have you done got yourself into, O'Hara? Huh?

Retirement ain't enough for you?

Or you just want the suits to snatch your pension?

Look, I don't know what you're talking about, former partner.

- So... - All right.

But be that as it may, the writing's on the wall.

All right?

And it's bound to be spun up in something much bigger.

So be careful.

- All right? - All right, Rick.

Let me know.

What are you two doing here?

I'm not doing any more Chain Reactor work.

In fact, in the next 48 hours, I no longer own it.

Carol, be honest with me.

You know anything about this?

Are you the wig woman?

Greer, don't be ridiculous. I've been home all weekend.

Can you prove that? Account for every hour?

Yes, I can.

And if you don't evidence to prove otherwise,

I appreciate not being treat it like a suspect,

when those offenders are the real criminals.

This is interference with a federal investigation.

Then go investigate, and leave me out of it.

Are you sure you want to stand by that?

Be left out of it?

Get to the point, Greer.

Ben, give us a second.

This was found on each perp. You developed this back in 2019.

I gave you the feedback for this color.

So unless someone broke into your lab or your home office

and stole this out of a secure cabinet,

I'm gonna need a stronger alibi.

Arrest me, then.

But before you do,

the night of my birthday party somebody drugged me.

What?

We will talk about this later.

Benny, we done here, let's go.

Be careful, Carol.

There are some dangerous people that are part of this network.

And they don't take kindly against the rats.

- Yo, was that Greer? - Yes. And he knows everything.

- He read the article. - Oh, yeah.

Rick just told me about that.

- Press picked that up quick. - Well, Greer knows it's me.

I made those taser strips when we were still married,

and he helped me with it.

Girl, he pulled one out of his pocket

and cornered me with it.

I'm worried this is all gonna blow up.

No, no, no, no, no. Rick is our contingency.

He's lead detective, and he has all that phone evidence.

He's not gonna blow smoke this way, trust.

Oh, he also told me about our guy, Antonio.

He wasn't at the house.

He fled, just like I predicted,

which means it's only a matter of time before they catch him.

And all we need to do is stay cool

and go on about our business.

And on that note, it's been real, y'all.

- What? Out? - Yes, yes.

Thank you for an eventful weekend, to say the least.

Y'all know y'all my favorite aunties in the whole world.

Plus, I really, really needed this,

to get my hands dirty a little bit and to take my power back.

That's right.

Are you sure it's a good time for you to go home

with everything happening?

Yes, plus I gotta pick up my moms tomorrow.

It's time to rehab.

It's time for me to get back to my life.

Mm-hmm.

Noemi has been a great boss

and she's been more than understanding.

Well, you take care, little girl.

Oh, you haven't called me that in years.

That's how you know I love you. I'm sorry, a shower coming soon.

Do not do me.

Okay, well, you be careful.

Call me when you get home, okay?

You know I will, and, hey, you get some rest, okay?

Here's hoping, vigil-aunties.

- Yes, ma'am. - Okay, be safe.

Bye.

So, you really think is over?

Yes, and I'm gonna need you to stop worrying.

Okay?

Between Rick, local PD, Greer, and the feds?

This case is wide open.

He's being investigated. We're good!

Now, we need to do something to you, Dr. Carol Clever.

You's the bad bitch. Let's bring it into action.

- Okay? Wig Women, baby! - Yes!

I need something stronger.

God.

You know, it really did feel good stepping up

and taking action for Aminah.

But the only action I need to take right now is a shower.

Girl, I think we both need that.

Mm-hmm.

- Cute phone case. - Oh, yeah.

Noemi gave it to me for my birthday.

Carol, I'm picking up some type of audio interference.

The signal bouncing.

Bouncing where, Edi? Internal or external?

Ah.

Internal or external, Edi?

It's nothing, my apologies.

Was that a glitch?

Or does that thing get high on Morse code?

Do do, do-do, do do...

No, it happens sometimes.

- Well, I love you, girl. - Love you.

Hey, come back later, okay?

Because I want to watch a movie. I'm feeling rom-com in the '90s.

The best of the culture happened in the '90s.

I like that movie, Boomerang.

Especially that girl in the room. She's funny.

What the hell?

You've reached Dr. Carol Cleavers.

Please leave a message.

Hey, Auntie Carol,

so I hacked a backdoor image code

and I've tracked the potential lead on Hello Video

and it brought me to an IP address.

But something's not right.

It's mirroring the wireless network at my work building.

It looked like it could be a Hello Video admin at my office,

but I don't know.

I mean, you probably don't wanna hear any more about this,

but I couldn't help myself.

Hey, I'ma text Uncle Greer. Call me back, okay? Bye.

Edi!

Smoke has entered your photoelectric smoke detector.

It's coming from the kitchen.

Edi, turn off the alarm!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh gosh!

Oh!

Oh!

- Sharon! What the hell? - My shroom tea just kicked in!

I was making gumbo

and some of that crab juice fell in your oven, right?

Are you okay? It smell good at least.

Carol! Carol! Carol! Carol!

- What is wrong with you? - Sharon T, are you high?

Yes!

I feel so light, girl. You want some?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you.

Let's just order some takeout.

- Come on. Come on. - I'm steps ahead of you.

I already did it. I'm way ahead of you.

But girl, I really love to cook. You like my food, right?

You chew it.

I do, and I know you like to cook,

but why can't we just enjoy takeout

while you're here on your staycay?

And please stop assaulting my kitchen.

It can't handle any more of your domestic assaults.

Aww.

Now what does this shroom tea entail?

- Oh, are we curious? - Yes, a little.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

It's a micro dose, but it's a soothing body high.

Great mental relaxing,

and it just opens up the mind to the present moment.

You sound like a hippie.

No, I sound like an enlightened woman,

and I'm gonna pour you a cup,

and we're gonna sit out on that patio,

and we're just gonna listen to the night air and the grass.

- We're listening to grass. - Yes.

Okay, I'm gonna get the wine.

And the lightning bugs.

Uh-uh, your wine.

We drinking on plant medicine tonight.

- Hey. - No, no, no, no, no.

I can't. I don't like to get high.

The last time Aminah got me high,

I had to call an ambulance on myself.

I was high until the next morning.

- No, ma'am. No, thank you. - It's not the same thing.

I promise.

It's light and airy, and it just makes you believe.

- In what? - I don't know.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think that's my food.

Yes, it is. I'll be right back.

What's this?

What's...

No...

No!

Oh, no. This can't be happening.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Sharon, what's wrong?

- What's wrong? - They took it.

They took what? They took what?

Half of my Bitcoin is taken out of my account.

$33,000 of Bitcoin is gone.

Okay, okay, encrypt your wallet

and change your password right now.

- Change your password. - How can they do this?

Why not just take all of it?

Okay, okay.

They can't just take your crypto.

- They have to be... - Hacked.

By Antonio and company?

Mother...

Okay, okay, okay.

- Can they... can they do that? - I don't know. I don't know.

It could be. I don't know.

- Come with me. - Okay.

Come on, man. Come on. I said operator.

No!

They're not gonna be able to help you, Sharon. Hang up.

Damn it.

What you looking at?

You see this?

This circle represents your Bitcoin.

These ejecting lines represent all the places they went.

Please, just stop the lines, Carol.

I know.

Whoever did this knew exactly how to disseminate the coins

and distort the tracing.

It would take days to try to follow this.

In that time, they'll just keep moving the coins.

So, so there's no way to find out who did this?

Yes and no.

I won't have Chain Reactor long enough to track this all out.

Oh, my God.

Ah, these freaking shrooms.

I feel fantastic and furious at the same damn time.

I need to call Greer.

Carol, someone is attempting

to break through your servers.

I am detecting a great deal of malware

attacking your encryption system.

Well, lock them out.

Back everything up and re-encrypt.

I'm trying.

The malware is plugged into the system somehow.

It's taking over.

Plugged in?

That can't be.

Wait, wait, wait. How is that possible?

I don't know. A wireless hack, maybe?

Edi, scan all these USBs

and make sure there's no malware in it.

And send a 911 call to Greer James right now.

On it.

Carol, I'm detecting human motion activity

outside of the house.

My gun is in my bag in the kitchen.

Should I call the police...

Edi... Edi?

Carol, we gotta get my gun right now.

I have to get my taser.

Wait, wait.

Stay behind me.

Hold on to me, just stay right there.

Come on, come on, come on.

Wait, what. Ouch.

We just want the Chain Reactor.

You give us the source code and we'll leave.

I can't, the code will take hours.

Well, give me the source code before it's sold.

Hello Video is mine, Carol.

Isn't it fascinating, Carol?

Tech genius academic turned vigilante Wig Woman.

Me, fed by day, watching wanderer by night.

Both of us dancing between Greer and deception.

You've come to the wrong house.

Edi!

We're in the system.

Lovely phone case, Carol.

And once this software got out,

the government would have put us out of business.

Noemi and I have been working together

for three years on Hello Video.

She's the admin, and I keep the feds off her trail.

Chin-ching!

No!

Why are you doing this, we are your friends, why?

Why?

Put the gun down, Benny!

I've always been a better shot than you.

You know it.

Carol, I'm back online.

Edi! Lock the door! And call 911!

- Edi, whose house is this? - It's your house, Carol.

That's right.

Noemi, you leave when I say you leave.

Bitch, you tried to hack me with this?

Look, I made a bad investment in 2020, okay?

Look, my company went bankrupt.

Almost lost everything, but where Silk Road

and now the dark web sites tried and failed,

I saw promise.

Aminah was almost trafficked because of your site.

What is wrong with you?

I didn't know that it would become what it became.

The users, they created their own underworld dark sector.

I couldn't stop them.

No, you didn't try to stop your bankroll.

Heffa, you are going to jail.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

This was supposed to be a simple software grab.

The handcuffs? That's on Benny!

- Bitch, please. - Fuck with my family

or my things...

That's for Aminah, bitch.

Yo, you think she dead?

- She's still breathing. - Oh.

You wanna know what is crazy?

What about this shit being crazy?

Yeah, you right about that.

Well, mmm...

I think I still feel that shroom tea.

Damn, I thought it was a micro dose.

I know, right.

It's over, sis.

It's over.

You saved us.

Thank you.

Hello Video is been taken down as we speak.

I'll come check on you.

- I love you. - I love you too, Carol.

- Oh! - Oh my God.

It's fine, we are okay.

I'm happy you are all okay.

I'm so sorry about Noemi.

And all of this, Auntie Carol.

It's not your fault.

It's all right.

Listen, I think it's time for me to go home.

- Oh, yeah, it is. - Yeah, yeah.

I miss my man. It's been one hell of a week.

Oh my God, I have a brilliant idea.

You guys, the title of my book inspired by this weekend.

I'm gonna call it Operation Aunties.

Bam!

I love that. Yes!

That's cute.

You're stil leaving, right?

♪ Don't stop

♪ I don't wanna slow down

♪ I'ma speed it up

Behind the scenes, day one!

Ay-yay!

Just go full out, ladies, okay?

I'm so excited, I'm nervous.

Camera action!

Action.

I think we are in good hands.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Oh, shit.

And cut.

We did that shit!

I like that movie, Boomerang.

Especially that girl on the roof, she's funny.

That stupid. I'm not gonna say that part.

Will you please... Wendy, stop.

I can't do this with you today.

I don't have the strength. I really don't.

- Hey! - Bitch stole my look.

Okay.

Okay, good.

So you're over here.

Action!

Oh, someone's in my shot.

Who is that? Hurry up!

Y 'all don't have a bigger size?

Y'all know my head is kind of...

It's big.

When those offenders are the real criminals.

Well, goddamn, I got it. Can you say your shit?

Fuck.

How the hell I am supposed to do that?

Just get that device and get close to...

Fuck, I'm so sorry.

It's okay, let's take it from the top,

I forgot to say "sparkle".

You are turning into a real problem.

Girl, this some good stuff.

Action!

- His mouth... - You slap my mouth.

I'm gonna film you now.

You're on Candid Camera.

TJ, yes!

One, two, three... Operation Auntie!

Wait, wait, wait.

- At the end of the day. - What?

As crazy as this world is,

everybody, all you gotta do is...

Sparkle!