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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,830 I don't see the listing for Bourg-Saint-Maurice. 2 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,590 I'm not surprised, this is Saint-Lazare. 3 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,840 It's written Saint-Lazare on my ticket. 4 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,300 - Is it my eyes? - I think so. 5 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,960 Yeah, it's my eyes. 6 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,080 Keep your skis parallel. 7 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:22,880 One more turn and we'll come to a stop on the ridge. 8 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:26,990 Ma'am? Mrs. Schmidt? 9 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,660 Help! 10 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,410 Damn! 11 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:32,990 Ma'am! 12 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:37,040 Ma'am! 13 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:42,450 Damn, what a job! 14 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,240 Don't move, Mrs. Schmidt! 15 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:55,740 SNOW JOB 16 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:16,620 Hi, Jérôme. Come and see this. 17 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,830 Don't say anything. It's not my fault. 18 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,920 I wasn't with her. 19 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,330 - You're too much. - I have enough problems. 20 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,960 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 21 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,410 Hello, ma'am. 22 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:36,740 - It's her knee. - I can see that. 23 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,910 It doesn't look too bad. 24 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,450 Is that where it hurts? 25 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:48,660 It's just dislocated. We'll set it for you. 26 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,160 You'll feel better. 27 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,200 - Ready? - Ready, doctor. 28 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:55,290 Go! 29 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,240 - Didn't hurt! - Yes. 30 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,200 No. 31 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,450 Alphachymotripcine, a tight bandage 32 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,790 and aspirin for the toothache. 33 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,050 Get my bags, please. 34 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,740 Sorry I'm late. I was held up in Paris 35 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,540 with girlfriend problems. 36 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,750 - What's your name? - Jean-Claude, what's yours? 37 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:33,660 Dusse with a D, as in Dusse. 38 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,910 Room 14. I'll show you up. 39 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,080 This is a problem, because I asked for a double room. 40 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:48,580 A girlfriend from Paris might come and stay. Maybe. 41 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,490 Sorry, sir, but we're booked solid right now. 42 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,830 Maybe if we knew the date she was arriving. 43 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:59,950 It could be tonight, or tomorrow… 44 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,490 And she's not the only one. 45 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,990 What are you doing tonight? 46 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:18,200 The guy doesn't know how to park. 47 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,790 - There's no damage to ours. - Are you sure? 48 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:23,660 - Nothing at all. - Good. 49 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,700 Oh, damn! 50 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:28,410 Forget it! 51 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,370 - Piece of crap! - Exactly. 52 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,830 - Thanks. - Sorry, I'm exhausted. 53 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,740 I'm Mr. Morin. I need the keys to my condo. 54 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:44,080 - It's number 2… - 205. 55 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:47,090 205? There's a slight problem. 56 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,500 The people haven't left yet. 57 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,830 Oh, no! 58 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:53,950 It should have been ready yesterday! 59 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,200 - I'm tired! - What floor is it on? 60 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,410 The 2nd floor. 61 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,620 - I'm tired. - Then move it! 62 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:07,910 Do you have your card? 63 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,990 - Hello, I'm Mr. Morin. - What is it? 64 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,290 - You're in our room. - I'm sorry, 65 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,670 but my wife has been sick. 66 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:26,040 We'll be out of here right away. 67 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,790 My wife was sick, too. 68 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:28,960 It's your mistake! 69 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,410 It was ours at 10 after midnight. 70 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:34,450 Or even 1 minute after. I'm tired. 71 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,950 This is our room! 72 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,990 Calm down! 2 weeks ago, we had the same problem, 73 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,580 but we didn't make a fuss. 74 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:44,000 Then you're a doormat. 75 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,620 I have it for 2 weeks. What if everyone's late? 76 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,950 Next year, I'll be skiing in July! 77 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,740 Don't get mad. Let's help them with their bags. 78 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:55,290 Thanks. Hurry up, honey. 79 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,040 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 80 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,870 Are you ready, honey? 81 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,200 - What the hell is this? - This is a problem. 82 00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:08,490 I don't think you've read the rules. 83 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,870 There are 15 people time-sharing this condo. 84 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:16,740 The décor should be to everyone's liking. 85 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:20,740 This little hook is a personal touch. 86 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:25,050 We shouldn't have to look at your bad taste. 87 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,750 I don't mean to rush you… 88 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:29,870 Thanks a lot. 'Bye! 89 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,370 Don't forget your bag. Thank you! 90 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,450 I suppose I'll get blamed for this. 91 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,830 It's a jungle out there! 92 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,870 Home at last! 93 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,130 Look, they forgot their Scrabble game. We scored! 94 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,090 No, we have to give it back. 95 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:02,490 Hey, you forgot something! 96 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,620 - Thanks very much! - You're welcome. 97 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:23,450 - Miss! - Yes? 98 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:26,240 What are crêpes Gigi? 99 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:28,910 They're coated in buckwheat and sprinkled with 100 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,370 warm rose petals. 101 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:31,990 They're delicious! 102 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,040 I'm sure. I'll have a sugar crêpe and a beer. 103 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:38,840 You're in the wrong place. We don't make that here. 104 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,800 All our crêpes are on the menu. 105 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:42,080 Do you have batter? 106 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:45,540 Sugar? Make a crêpe and put sugar on it! 107 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,000 Can you believe that guy? 108 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,740 Where the hell does he think he is? 109 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,370 Don't come back! 110 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,800 - What happened? - Another sugar crêpe. 111 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,450 How's my little Poopsie? 112 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,410 - What was the emergency? - Just a dislocated knee. 113 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,870 - Who was it? - A Swedish girl. 114 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:14,870 Poor thing. 115 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,910 - Was she nice? - Very nice. 116 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,540 Great looking, amazing figure, and brains, too. 117 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,590 I think she liked me. 118 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,000 I'm glad you had a good time. 119 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:31,410 I've been working all morning, if you're interested. 120 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:34,540 - Don't be mad. - Don't touch me! 121 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,370 You're lucky to meet great people in your job. 122 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:42,370 I have to wait on these assholes with their sugar crêpes! 123 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,000 I'm sorry! 124 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Hello! 125 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,630 Yoo-hoo! 126 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:00,660 It's me! 127 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:04,120 Christiane the esthetician! 128 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,660 Christiane! 129 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:10,370 You've changed! I wouldn't have recognized you! 130 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,080 - Really? - We didn't recognize you! 131 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,500 - How are you? - Fine! 132 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,210 I'm doing fine. Haven't I changed? 133 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,450 Yes. 134 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,240 I'm in love! 135 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:24,540 I'm currently involved with a wonderful man! 136 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,550 Will you sit down and have a drink? Are you hungry? 137 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:33,490 No, I just came to say hi. Marius is waiting for me. 138 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,120 There! 139 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:41,450 The old… The guy… 140 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,080 Um… in the hat? 141 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:46,410 Yes, that's him! 142 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:50,240 But be discreet. Marius is married. 143 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,580 You're terrible! 144 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,420 - You understand? - Of course. 145 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,800 - I'm happy to be here! - So are we. 146 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,620 You look great! 147 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:05,290 - I'm taking off. Not a word! - Our lips are sealed. 148 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,090 - How's Popeye? - Get ready. 149 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:17,490 He dumped his wife to live with a girl in Paris. 150 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,080 A total disaster! 151 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,840 The family got involved and the girl split. 152 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,960 He came back after a month with his tail between his legs. 153 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:29,080 In the meantime, his wife replaced him. 154 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,490 Is he still working at the store? 155 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,910 Yeah, but the other guy's in charge. 156 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,290 She was nice to take him back. 157 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,620 - Gigi! - That's pathetic! 158 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:42,580 - Anyway, he's really nice. - Popeye, look who's here! 159 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:46,790 Hi, handsome! You look great! 160 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,540 - Come and take our money. - We're serious customers. 161 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,870 How's it growing? 162 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,040 We want you to dress us from head to toe. 163 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,040 Let's start with parkas. 164 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:59,870 This is my wife, Martine, and her cousin. 165 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,330 - Hi! - Hi, Martine. 166 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:07,990 - I'll explain later. - Is all this yours? 167 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,830 It's my wife's, but it's like it's mine. 168 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,250 I'll explain later. 169 00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:15,700 Give us the best you've got. Spare no expense. 170 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,700 Bend forward. 171 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,090 - Do your toes touch? - The big toe. 172 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,870 - Can you move your heel? - Of course. 173 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,870 No, inside the boot. 174 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,200 - In the boot? - Yeah. 175 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,040 Yeah, more or less. 176 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,800 Put in an insole. 177 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,670 Yes, an insole underneath. 178 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:41,240 Yeah. Popeye, the shop closes at 8:00, not at 7:45. 179 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,240 Sweep the floor, because yesterday it was filthy. 180 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,290 He's always joking around. 181 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,950 That's just him. I'll explain later. 182 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,080 I think you've got everything. 183 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:58,300 Can you give us a discount? Say 10%? 184 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,790 No problem. I'll just ask… 185 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:07,080 - Considering all we bought. - It's only fair. 186 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,340 No! 187 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,870 I can't do it. Because they don't want to. 188 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:19,700 Because of the money… I'll explain later. 189 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,950 So, that's that. 190 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,120 - Give me a pen. - Yeah. 191 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,370 - Do you have ID? - They're friends of mine. 192 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:37,540 Exactly. 193 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,740 - I'll explain later. - We figured it out. 194 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,450 I really need a double room for tonight. 195 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,490 OK, 2 breakfasts in case she arrives during the night? 196 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,620 Sure. 197 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,700 Let's go, Jean-Claude! 198 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,450 What are his main problems? 199 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,950 - He's too stiff. - He doesn't use his poles. 200 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,830 He leans too far back. 201 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,200 I can't stop! 202 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,910 - Watch it! - It's not my fault. 203 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,700 So we agree that Jean-Claude sucks? 204 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,790 - Yes. - He's the best of all of you. 205 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,500 - What's Bernard's problem? - He's selfish. 206 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,700 - That's not nice. - In terms of skiing. 207 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:30,830 You only use one leg. Did you injure the other? 208 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,330 - Got pins or something? - No. 209 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,000 If you take off one ski, you'll find out 210 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,200 that both legs work. Take off one ski. 211 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,040 I'll break my neck! 212 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,740 - I want you to feel it. - I can do it. 213 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,950 - Did you feel it? - I got it! 214 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:01,370 Nathalie, you lean back like you're not into it. 215 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,240 No, my boots are too big! 216 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,160 - My feet are at the front. - Yeah. 217 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,410 Yeah. Try about 10 sizes smaller. 218 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,000 Come to the store. 219 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,950 - I can't do this. - It's easy! 220 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:18,990 Let it pull you and don't sit on it. 221 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,290 - Don't sit down? - No! 222 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,620 - I get it! - No! 223 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,040 Let it go! 224 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,370 Out of the way! She's butting in line! 225 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,910 - Have some manners! - Go ahead! 226 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,370 These boots are way too big! 227 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,170 - Buckle them tighter. - They won't go tighter! 228 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,800 Watch me and do what I do. 229 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:48,950 Let's go. 230 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,420 Out of the way! 231 00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:00,080 You're a danger to everyone! Are you OK? 232 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:04,040 No, I should've stuffed my boots with newspaper 233 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,460 or something! - You just realized that now? 234 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,240 Let go of the bar after that tower. 235 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,410 I can't, I'm stuck! 236 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,170 Get it unstuck! 237 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,080 Way to go! 238 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:36,870 Hey, Bernard! 239 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,740 Be right there! 240 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,580 Sorry! 241 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,700 - Having dinner with us tonight? - No, I have a date. 242 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,790 - With who? - The hotel manager. 243 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,710 I can't stand her up, she was so into it. 244 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,910 I feel like tonight… 245 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,700 I'm going to score. 246 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,700 - Can you help me? - No. 247 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:13,450 You amaze me. You're already on the prowl. 248 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:17,450 You and I have the same problem. 249 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,870 We can't rely on our looks, especially you. 250 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:25,790 I say forget you have no chance and go for it. 251 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,990 You never know what'll work. 252 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,540 I have to catch the chair. 253 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,880 It's about to close. 254 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,240 Hey you! 255 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:51,910 Take my skis, will you? 256 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,790 Those are my skis! 257 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,090 They're mine. 258 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,130 My name's on them. Is your name Bernard Morin? 259 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,830 Sorry, they're the same as mine. I'll show you. 260 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,540 - Yeah. - Look. 261 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,200 They are the same. 262 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,790 Except yours are older, conveniently enough. 263 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,950 It's the obvious thing to do. 264 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,330 I just made a mistake! 265 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,300 Wanna see a mistake? 266 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,790 Asshole! 267 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,830 My ski! 268 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,950 Watch out! My ski! 269 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,580 Damn liar! 270 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,950 Shit! 271 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,910 The damage is done. 272 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,450 If you can't ski, stay home! 273 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,790 I didn't do it! 274 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,950 You didn't do it! 275 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,710 I got my skis mixed up. 276 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,410 - Whose ski is this? - Mine. 277 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,240 - Well, then? - I didn't… 278 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,790 It just missed my mother! 279 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,870 - How are you, Mom? - She's fine. 280 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,410 Fine? I hope you have insurance. 281 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,410 Who's gonna pay for a new windshield? 282 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,700 I hope they fix it. I'm going to be late. 283 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,620 You'll catch cold. 284 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:56,240 Let me have some fun. 285 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,290 Let's go in, Christiane! 286 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,580 I'm coming! 287 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,540 Stop ordering me around! 288 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,950 You're good. 289 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,910 - I love this sport! - You're getting better! 290 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,040 Yes… 291 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,700 - Let me do 5 more minutes! - Oh really, now! 292 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,580 - I'm really getting better. - You sure are. 293 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,540 10 more miles and that's it! 294 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,490 Hey, Popeye, are you blind? 295 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:33,490 Do you mind? They're my customers. 296 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,250 The moods he gets in! 297 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,580 - Try this. - OK. 298 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,550 Can we go heli-skiing? 299 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,540 Any time! Want me to set it up? 300 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,660 - Are we good enough? - Easy. 301 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,870 I'm in. 302 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:51,870 Popeye! 303 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,830 C'mere for a minute! 304 00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,580 There's 300 F missing. 305 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,210 I see. 306 00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:04,660 I borrow money and you call me a thief? 307 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,290 Thanks for your trust. 308 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,540 In that case, I'll give it right back. 309 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,490 Please do. 310 00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:15,160 Don't have it on me. 311 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,740 Give me 5 minutes. 312 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,250 OK, where were we? 313 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,130 Is that better? 314 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:26,700 Better, but not the right one. 315 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,330 - Tighten the buckles. - That's it. 316 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,960 Could you lend me 300 francs? I'd appreciate it. 317 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,120 Thanks. 318 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,120 Boots should be tightly buckled. 319 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,450 Let's tighten these buckles. 320 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:45,870 You have 2 buckles to tighten… 321 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,950 - You didn't tighten them. - One by one… 322 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,620 - There. - That's better already. 323 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:54,370 The last one… 324 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,120 … is hard. 325 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,050 What's wrong? 326 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,880 - Too tight. - Undo it! 327 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,700 We need a screwdriver or something. 328 00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:09,080 You wreck them, you pay for them! 329 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:10,790 Don't worry! 330 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,330 Put that back! 331 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,870 - She'll get used to it. - That's it. 332 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,330 Otherwise, we'll ruin the boots. 333 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,630 Keep them on, and your calves 334 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,910 will gradually shrink so you can take them off. 335 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,700 Coming to bed, Nathalie? 336 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 I can't take it anymore. 337 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,240 I can't take it. 338 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,950 I'll sleep like a baby. 339 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,920 "When will I see 340 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,790 "That marvelous land 341 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:14,120 "Where lovers can be together always?" 342 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:48,080 'Morning! 343 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:52,540 'Morning. 344 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,990 I hope you didn't wait for me last night. 345 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,370 I didn't get in until 3:00. 346 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,790 I didn't end up going skiing. 347 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:03,240 2 breakfasts… 348 00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,740 Where's your friend? 349 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,080 She'll be here soon. 350 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,700 Shit! 351 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,040 Damn, it's frozen! 352 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:52,660 Piss me off! 353 00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,330 Oh, come on! 354 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,290 Only one way… 355 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,300 You're urinating on my car. 356 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,580 - What? - You're urinating on my car. 357 00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:28,950 Sorry! It's the same as mine. 358 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,290 - It's even the same color. - Uh-huh. 359 00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:33,120 Sorry! 360 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,740 Can I finish? 361 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,660 Good car! 362 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:53,950 Excuse me… 363 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,990 I'd like a private lesson 364 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160 with Anne Laurencin. 365 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,910 1 hour or 2? 366 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,200 The whole day. 367 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,290 - Are you OK? - You poked my eye out! 368 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,540 - Let me see. - Look at this. 369 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,090 - Nothing there. - It's a joke. 370 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,590 - Very funny. - Coming skiing? 371 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:27,290 No, I have a private lesson with Anne Laurencin. 372 00:26:27,450 --> 00:26:29,580 - You can pick 'em. - Nice one! 373 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,380 - I do what I can. - Have fun. 374 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:33,490 If I can get these off. 375 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,950 Mr. Dusse! 376 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:39,160 You had a class with instructor #12? 377 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,950 She's sick. I'm replacing her. 378 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:47,040 I hope it's not too serious. 379 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,540 Taking a full day is the way to improve. 380 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,950 We'll take the lift up 381 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,080 and have some mulled wine. 382 00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:11,540 Ow! Watch it! 383 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,750 I've seen that before. 384 00:27:13,910 --> 00:27:15,870 You don't have the knack. 385 00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,990 But you do! 386 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,160 Nice one! 387 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:24,160 Damn! Take the dog. 388 00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:27,410 Damn! An emergency. 389 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:31,950 Tell Gigi it's an emergency or she'll wonder. 390 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,160 Let her wonder. 391 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,580 Please! I don't want her to worry. 392 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:51,620 - What's the emergency? - It's a bit unusual. 393 00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:55,830 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 394 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,840 What's it about? What was that? 395 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,160 - What the hell is this? - It's Buddy. 396 00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:03,740 What the hell is Buddy? 397 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,790 It's his name. Our pig is named Buddy. 398 00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:09,410 I don't do animals! 399 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:12,200 You were so nice last time, doctor. 400 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:16,370 Last time I helped you out. I'm not a veterinarian! 401 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,240 He's anemic and he's not eating. 402 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:22,080 He's anemic? So eat him! 403 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,550 Eat him! 404 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,080 Miss, get rid of these people. 405 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,210 Eat him! 406 00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:40,080 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees. 407 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:44,090 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees… 408 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:52,620 I've had enough. 409 00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:54,700 Want some mulled wine? 410 00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:55,950 Yeah. 411 00:28:58,910 --> 00:29:00,450 I'm gonna puke. 412 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,630 Don't make such a big deal about it! 413 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,370 You're OK! 414 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,580 I can't believe this! 415 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:21,130 Standing right in the way! 416 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:27,790 No, I've told you 100 times: 417 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:29,950 You're not planting your poles right. 418 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,040 Get it into your head. Plant your poles. 419 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,540 Yes, I've heard it 100 times. 420 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,040 Wait! 421 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,200 - Hi! - Hello! 422 00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:45,450 Can I ride with you? This guy's trying to kill me. 423 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,080 Sure, why not? 424 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,740 - Lift ticket. - I have it here. 425 00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:51,740 Hang on… 426 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,670 You dropped your ticket 427 00:29:56,870 --> 00:30:00,410 and I picked it up. You'll forget your own head. 428 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,200 Yeah, I know. 429 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,620 A 20-minute ride is long enough 430 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:13,370 for a lesson about planting our poles. 431 00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:17,700 Afterwards, you can have some mulled wine. 432 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,790 You're planting your poles wrong… 433 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,620 Plant your poles… 434 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,490 I'll plant my pole… 435 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:40,330 Mr. Dusse, are you OK? 436 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,870 It's just the mulled wine. 437 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,700 I'll be all right. 438 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:53,580 Ready? 439 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,450 Wait a minute! 440 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,160 Mr. Camus! 441 00:31:04,370 --> 00:31:05,450 - How are you? - Fine. 442 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,990 Can I have a word with you? 443 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,450 Yeah, hang on a second. 444 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:20,080 He's off. 445 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,800 My wife sends you your things. 446 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:26,080 I got home early, and they're in the way. 447 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:31,240 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 448 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:35,450 Your wife put me up just as a friend. 449 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:39,200 Of course! And since there's only one bed, 450 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:41,580 you must have slept on the floor. 451 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:44,490 Yes, it's very hard, but it was a big help. 452 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,120 - Thanks a lot. - I won't pay 453 00:31:47,330 --> 00:31:51,540 for the lessons. I'm sure she didn't do much skiing. 454 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,410 - Not even half? - No. 455 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,450 But she skied a bit. 456 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:56,700 No. 457 00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:58,790 - I was counting on it. - Oh, well. 458 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:02,200 - It's on me. - I have to go. 459 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:04,490 I won't bother 460 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,200 punching you out. - No, don't bother. 461 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,700 - Nice to meet you. - 'Bye, Mr. Camus. 462 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,240 What's my time? 463 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,080 What's my time? 464 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,210 I forgot to turn off the stopwatch. 465 00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:26,950 - 45… - Point 8. 466 00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:29,040 - 45.8. - 45.8? 467 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:33,120 5 seconds under yesterday's! 468 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:36,910 Without even trying! It's my championship skis. 469 00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:39,120 I'll thrash them tomorrow! 470 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,080 I'm in top form! 471 00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:52,830 She's there. 472 00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:56,910 - Is her cousin gone? - He left 2 days ago. 473 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,630 It's fine. 474 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:01,700 I feel like I'm getting along better with Martine. 475 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,910 - Do you think she's over it? - It's obvious. 476 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,040 She hasn't said a word to me in a week. 477 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,660 - Uh-huh. - So… 478 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,700 - You think it's a good sign? - Yes, I know her. 479 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,740 She wants me to make a move. 480 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,370 She's thinking… 481 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,200 She went too far and I'm a great guy. 482 00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:23,410 - She's stuck with the cousin. - Really, Popeye. 483 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:27,790 Maybe you're the only one interested. 484 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,580 Yeah, maybe. 485 00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:39,040 I can't live without her. 486 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,080 And I've changed a lot, don't you think? 487 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,840 Yeah, yeah. 488 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,870 So it should work. 489 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:49,410 As long as you're convinced. 490 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,160 I wish you luck. She's worth it. 491 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,120 - I know. - Don't forget your suitcase. 492 00:33:58,290 --> 00:33:59,740 Oh, yeah! 493 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,410 My suitcase. 494 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,740 I don't know where I'm sleeping tonight. 495 00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:09,040 You can't stay with us, you know Gigi. 496 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,040 Sure do. 497 00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:12,330 'Bye. 498 00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:16,450 Poor guy. 499 00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:30,040 Hi, Martine. Am I disturbing you? 500 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,700 I have a favor to ask. 501 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:36,090 I don't have a place to stay, so I thought… 502 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:38,710 maybe I could sleep here tonight? 503 00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:42,200 You're alone, I thought you wouldn't mind. 504 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,170 Come in. 505 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:48,080 Thanks, this is really nice of you. 506 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,240 Thank God we found each other again. 507 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,990 I owe it to the girl from Bordeaux's husband. 508 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,910 Yeah… 509 00:35:09,870 --> 00:35:12,660 I did her for 2 months at 400 francs a day. 510 00:35:12,830 --> 00:35:16,660 Her husband came back early, so I have nowhere to live. 511 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,540 Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. 512 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,160 Did I say something wrong? 513 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,120 You'd better watch it. 514 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,330 Don't talk to me like that. 515 00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:31,410 Damn! 516 00:35:35,910 --> 00:35:37,120 Coming! 517 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,090 Hang on just a minute! 518 00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:50,950 I'm coming! 519 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,580 Yes? 520 00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:02,290 - Oh, it's you. - Jean-Claude, are you alone? 521 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,120 - Yeah, for now. - I need your help. 522 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,870 Can I sleep here tonight? I have nowhere else to go. 523 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,540 It's too cold to sleep outside. 524 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,040 No, I can't help you, because 525 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,540 I was hoping to score with the receptionist. 526 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,830 Thanks, Jean-Claude, this is really nice of you. 527 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:38,990 Damn, that's bright! 528 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,910 Your girlfriend? 529 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,950 No, I'm just helping out a friend. 530 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,580 - Nothing wrong with that. - No, nothing. 531 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,410 We'll start every 30 seconds. 532 00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:03,120 Every 30 seconds. 533 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,660 Now, the special slalom 534 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:13,540 for the 10th International Doctors' Competition. 535 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,740 We're starting every 30 seconds now. 536 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,450 Can you hear me? 537 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,700 Hear me? 538 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:34,740 I did 45.8 yesterday. 539 00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:37,160 Now starting: #34, 540 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:40,490 Dr. Jérôme Tarrayre, France. 541 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,660 That felt good! 542 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,620 Listen! 543 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:22,290 Dr. Jérôme Tarrayre: 67.22 seconds. 544 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:26,490 - What? - You're in the top 40! 545 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,700 - What did he say? - 67.22. 546 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,830 - There must be a mistake. - Why? 547 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,290 It's 20 seconds more than yesterday! 548 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,990 Don't get mad. I think you hit a gate. 549 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,490 I did not! You don't know what you're talking about. 550 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:44,490 - Are you ever stupid! - I see! 551 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,240 I'm stupid. 552 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,500 It can't be 20 seconds more than yesterday. 553 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,540 I put all my effort into it. 554 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:55,800 Maybe yesterday there was a stopwatch problem. 555 00:38:55,950 --> 00:38:57,870 Yeah, a stopwatch problem. 556 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,870 - Let's go see the judge. - No! 557 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,540 Yesterday… 558 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,370 Jérôme! 559 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:15,460 Your clock's off by about 20 seconds! 560 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,580 Don't fuck with me! 561 00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:28,200 You bunch of assholes! Scum! 562 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,200 - You alright? - Take it easy! 563 00:39:35,950 --> 00:39:38,660 This is my last competition! 564 00:39:38,830 --> 00:39:42,200 Maybe we made a mistake with the stopwatch. 565 00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:44,330 In which case you're 54th. 566 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:48,050 In 10 years, they've never let a GP win! 567 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,660 Never, never, never! 568 00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:52,240 Psychiatrists, urologists, gynecologists, yeah. 569 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,950 But never a GP! I should've done ophthalmology. 570 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,040 - Relax. - Where's Gigi? 571 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,580 - Where's the van? - They both left. 572 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,460 Shit! 573 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:25,540 - What are you doing? - Taking this sweater, 574 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,960 folding it, putting it in my suitcase, 575 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:33,410 closing the suitcase and going on vacation. 576 00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:36,330 What's gotten into you? 577 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,660 Remember what you just said to me? 578 00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:41,740 Oh, that's it. 579 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,490 Sorry! 580 00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,120 What's important is they're biased against GPs. 581 00:40:48,290 --> 00:40:49,080 I see. 582 00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:51,200 But not that you called me stupid? 583 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:54,330 You always know what's important. 584 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,790 I'm going to do something unimportant. 585 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,300 I'm taking a vacation without you, asshole! 586 00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:01,700 Screw you! 587 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:04,410 Calm down! You're just tired. 588 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,580 Go upstairs, take 2 aspirin and rest. 589 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,050 We'll talk when you're less hysterical. 590 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,870 - In 2 weeks, if I come back. - Damn it, Gigi! 591 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,670 I worked hard for this race. 592 00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:17,160 How could I get 20 seconds more than in practice? 593 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:20,160 You can't figure out that your friends 594 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:23,660 made a mistake timing you? Doesn't register? 595 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,330 You can't do a 35-second slalom. You're no good. 596 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:32,410 Well, that's it, then. 597 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,410 Enjoy your vacation! 598 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,740 Close the door! 599 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,330 Screw you! 600 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,960 Asshole! 601 00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:57,620 I'm sorry. I'm a real prick. 602 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,160 Yeah. 603 00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:09,790 Where's the dog? Poopsie, answer me! 604 00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:19,160 I'm calling to see if Annie came by at 7:30. 605 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,160 - Jérôme… - Yeah? 606 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,040 - This starch smells funny. - What? 607 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:28,200 Very clever. 608 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,380 Do you know why she didn't? 609 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,040 I see. 610 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,410 - Hey, Jean-Claude. - Hang on! 611 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:37,700 If she comes back, tell her to call me. 612 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,790 Thanks a lot, ma'am. 613 00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:41,450 Sorry? 614 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,290 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 615 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,540 - How many will you be? - Still 2. 616 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,830 - She's on her way. - Who's Annie? 617 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,790 - The receptionist? - No, that's old news. 618 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,050 Annie's someone I knocked over skiing, 619 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,160 so we hit it off. 620 00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:58,700 Hello, everyone! 621 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,420 We have a helicopter for tomorrow. 622 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:03,620 Still not coming, Jean-Claude? 623 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,490 No, I'm trying to score with this girl. 624 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:10,830 Your replacement's a great guy, works in TV. 625 00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:12,870 - It's true. - Yoo-hoo! 626 00:43:13,410 --> 00:43:14,580 We're here! 627 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,630 This is my friend Marius. 628 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,040 - Hello! - Hello, everyone. 629 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,830 - I didn't come empty-handed. - Great, Bordeaux! 630 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,830 - No, it's for me. - Yes… 631 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,210 Marius can't digest white wine. Isn't that crazy? 632 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,580 Take off your coats and we'll eat. 633 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,710 - Yes, let's eat! - Jérôme! 634 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,660 So… 635 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,750 Christiane says you're in hairstyling. 636 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:50,330 Yes and no. 637 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:54,700 I do wigs, hairpieces and toupees. 638 00:43:55,370 --> 00:43:59,200 Do you sell a lot? Isn't that a new thing? 639 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,740 Not at all! 640 00:44:00,950 --> 00:44:03,490 Lots of famous people wear wigs. 641 00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:06,580 Are there a lot of bald women? 642 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,120 Tons! 643 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,120 - Like Marilyn Monroe… - No way! 644 00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:12,790 Marilyn Monroe! Bald as an eagle! 645 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,490 - From worrying. - No way! 646 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,990 She got it from her mother. It's hereditary. 647 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,700 Ask him. 648 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:24,880 Did you make wigs for Marilyn Monroe? 649 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,080 No! 650 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,700 This is good… It's well-known in the business. 651 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,870 I've worked for General de Gaulle. 652 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:37,300 I made him a very nice red goatee. 653 00:44:38,450 --> 00:44:41,040 - A what? - A very nice red goatee. 654 00:44:41,830 --> 00:44:44,870 - A red goatee. - He wanted a change, 655 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:48,090 but I don't think he ever wore it. 656 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,750 - I never saw him. - We'd have remembered it. 657 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,840 Who else can I mention? 658 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,880 I don't know. There are so many. 659 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,620 Tell them Farouk's joke. 660 00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:04,300 I can never get to the end. 661 00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:06,080 But it's so funny! 662 00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:09,120 It is really funny. 663 00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:11,040 He'd ask me 664 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,050 10 times a day, "Marius Franceschini, 665 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,080 "what's a toupee-maker's worst nightmare?" 666 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,170 "I don't know, Your Majesty." 667 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:21,200 "Flipping his wig!" 668 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:23,660 Flipping his wig! Get it? 669 00:45:24,410 --> 00:45:25,490 Flipping his wig! 670 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,420 He'd point to his head in case I didn't get it. 671 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,340 - What are you up to? - You scared me! 672 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,670 I always do this with fondue. It's hilarious. 673 00:45:54,830 --> 00:45:56,540 Dental floss? 674 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:04,160 I'm sorry, I'm really… 675 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:09,830 - Are you OK? You're all red. - That's what she said. 676 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,700 Where could she be? 677 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:13,370 Oh, well. Good-bye, sir. 678 00:46:13,790 --> 00:46:14,990 Sorry? 679 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,580 Ma'am, sorry. 680 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:20,870 - Is she coming or not? - She'll be here! 681 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:24,620 First one to drop their bread in loses! 682 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,540 - Isn't it a bit thick? - We'll need a winch. 683 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,800 - There's string in it. - That's hilarious! 684 00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:37,620 Who put string in it? We can't eat this! 685 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:41,040 Is this some kind of sick joke? 686 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,250 Bernard, really stupid prank. 687 00:46:43,910 --> 00:46:46,370 - I didn't do it! - Yeah, right. Jérôme! 688 00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:48,200 You were in the kitchen. 689 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,910 I love fondue! I'd never do anything this stupid. 690 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,540 Stop accusing each other. Next it'll be Marius… 691 00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:56,660 - Excuse them. - It doesn't matter. 692 00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:58,830 Really? I find it sickening. 693 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,170 The food's ruined. 694 00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:04,120 - It's not funny, Bernard. - It wasn't me! 695 00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:05,160 Calm down. 696 00:47:05,330 --> 00:47:08,160 There's blueberry pie and salad. Who wants a drink? 697 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:10,580 - No, thanks. - A small one. 698 00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,960 - Anyone want some Bordeaux? - No, thanks! 699 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,750 Are you sure she hasn't shown up? 700 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,410 I guess she got held up or something. 701 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,870 Thanks, whatever you are. 702 00:47:23,830 --> 00:47:27,740 This year we've only had 43 fractures. 703 00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:30,160 - How do you do it? - I just do. 704 00:47:30,370 --> 00:47:32,120 We're closed. 705 00:47:32,290 --> 00:47:35,740 No, it's Seldmann, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 706 00:47:35,910 --> 00:47:37,160 Go around! 707 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,490 - He's a great guy. - Go around! 708 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,910 Hi, Gilbert, come in! 709 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:55,160 This is Gilbert, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 710 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,370 Sit down, Gilbert. 711 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:03,370 I think I've met some of you. Hello, doctor. 712 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:04,660 Hello. 713 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,620 - Would you like some pie? - I'd love some. 714 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,290 - There isn't any left. Sorry. - I don't mean to be rude, 715 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,840 but you look familiar. 716 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,040 I'm not surprised. I'm Gilbert Seldmann. 717 00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:20,050 He's a TV star. 718 00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:23,830 - On what show? - I'm the weatherman. 719 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:26,990 I'm at my post, rain or shine. 720 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,450 Get it? 721 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:37,950 Wait for me! I got away! 722 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,330 Really cleans out your lungs! 723 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,540 It's good for you, after the crap you breathe all year. 724 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,950 How high are we? It's hard to breathe. 725 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,200 About 12,500 feet. The lodge is way down there. 726 00:50:21,370 --> 00:50:22,950 - Nice, huh? - Popeye… 727 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,080 - Is that Mont Blanc? - No, it's Mont Rose. 728 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,740 And… See that? 729 00:50:28,950 --> 00:50:32,290 That's Big Woody Peak. Brown Eye Gorge 730 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,460 is just out of sight. 731 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,670 I feel so small. 732 00:50:37,870 --> 00:50:41,370 - You're not that big. - It's gonna be a nice day. 733 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:46,370 We'll head up to Brown Eye Gorge. 734 00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:48,490 - Can we eat there? - We'll have a picnic. 735 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,040 What incredible scenery! 736 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,870 All this snow makes it seem so spotless. 737 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,620 It seems so clean. 738 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,200 - Compared to the Mediterranean. - The sea is filthy! 739 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,490 It's a dump! You're tripping over tin cans! 740 00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:09,620 When you come here, it's clean. 741 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,910 The problem is after you leave. 742 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,990 The snow covers everything and keeps it immaculate. 743 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,330 What about in the summer when it melts? 744 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:19,800 In the summer, you go to the beach. 745 00:51:19,950 --> 00:51:22,580 - Except the sea is filthy. - Oh, yeah. 746 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,160 - Are you keeping up? - Is it far? 747 00:51:27,330 --> 00:51:29,290 No, it's right here. 748 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,170 Someone's here, I see smoke. 749 00:51:35,330 --> 00:51:37,660 Those cabins are open to everyone. 750 00:51:37,830 --> 00:51:39,790 They could be nice people. 751 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,490 Once a bunch of gendarmes sang dirty songs until 3 a.m. 752 00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:44,990 It was fun! 753 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,620 - My brother's a gendarme. - Really. 754 00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:00,830 - Hello! - Hello! 755 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:13,160 - Where are we sleeping? - There's another room. 756 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:27,450 Well… 757 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,210 They took it, we'll sleep here. 758 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,290 They took the best room. 759 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:36,540 There are so few of them, they should sleep here. 760 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,620 Say something to them, Jérôme. 761 00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:41,870 - You say something. - Maybe they'll figure it out. 762 00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:53,580 - What's your name? - Fernanda. 763 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:55,800 - That's Fernande in French. - Yeah. 764 00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:57,790 - It's a beautiful name. - Yeah. 765 00:52:58,450 --> 00:53:00,700 There's a song that goes, 766 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,580 "When I think about Fernande…" 767 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:11,950 "When I think about Fernande, I get a hard-on…" 768 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,960 - She knows it. - She likes Brassens. 769 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,740 Is the nice man heating the water your husband? 770 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:23,910 - No, un amico. - Un amico! 771 00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:27,700 - What about the other moron? - They're both friends. 772 00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:34,790 Should I make Italian spaghetti for everyone? 773 00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:36,700 - Good idea! - Spaghetti al pesto. 774 00:53:36,910 --> 00:53:38,990 "Pesto" as in "pest?" 775 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,870 - Hey! - Just asking! 776 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,950 I need to talk to you. 777 00:53:51,410 --> 00:53:54,740 The Italian's available, she's mine, so lay off. 778 00:53:54,910 --> 00:53:57,950 Friendship doesn't count. It's every man for himself. 779 00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,740 Too bad for the rest. 780 00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:01,740 I'm going to get wood. 781 00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:04,740 - Help me? - I'll give you a hand. 782 00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:06,830 Yeah, we'll give you two hands. 783 00:54:11,370 --> 00:54:12,870 Get out of here! 784 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,340 Carry this. Fernanda and I will get the rest. 785 00:54:30,290 --> 00:54:31,830 They're hard to carry. 786 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,340 You're hard to resist. 787 00:54:34,950 --> 00:54:36,330 Are you crazy? 788 00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:39,910 Oh, great! 789 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,620 Doesn't know what she wants. 790 00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,660 I was about to score! 791 00:54:43,830 --> 00:54:46,490 What's stopping me from punching you? 792 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:49,450 - Fear? - Must be it. Let's go in. 793 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,080 Is this where we are? Is this the border? 794 00:54:58,750 --> 00:54:59,960 Yeah, that's it. 795 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,830 It goes right down the middle of the lodge. 796 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,540 - That's funny. - Am I in Italy or France? 797 00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:09,490 Italy's that way… You're in Italy. 798 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,990 We're in France. 799 00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:15,330 I can't go to bed without my passport! 800 00:55:16,330 --> 00:55:19,490 Good thing I came alone instead of with a girlfriend. 801 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:25,370 It's hard to meet people when you're a couple. 802 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:29,990 - It's bedtime. Good night. - Good night. 803 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,740 I'm getting tired. Good night. 804 00:55:52,410 --> 00:55:55,200 - She's with him. - I figured that out. 805 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,210 There are some great runs around here. 806 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:03,080 There's a 10-mile one that follows the border. 807 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:06,250 - 5 or 6 hours of skiing. - Sounds good. 808 00:56:06,910 --> 00:56:08,910 I'll take you one day. 809 00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,800 There are some amazing things around here. 810 00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:28,540 I visited the Douanier Rousseau's house. 811 00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,120 That's incredible! 812 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,200 The house is divided in half 813 00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:38,370 by the border, so it's really… 814 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:40,790 - Yeah? - They built a wall 815 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,500 down the middle to mark the border, 816 00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:45,990 so it's really hard to visit. 817 00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:48,990 - Because of the wall. - Because of the wall. 818 00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:53,120 Fitting, for a customs agent. 819 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,750 The same thing happened 820 00:56:58,950 --> 00:57:00,120 to your mother. - Right! 821 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:03,330 When she went to Switzerland, she went through customs. 822 00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:05,580 - Yeah? - She had 823 00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:07,990 a pound of chocolate on her. 824 00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:10,750 They searched her everywhere! 825 00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:12,990 For 1 pound! 826 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:16,460 Anyway… 827 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:20,040 There's some nice stuff around here. 828 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:29,210 Can I have a cigarette? 829 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,240 I'm getting tired, too. Good night. 830 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,460 Good night. 831 00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:03,490 I'm going for a walk. 832 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:10,130 Are they paying her? 833 00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:12,700 Maybe we have to take a number. 834 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,080 - She's pretty sexy. - She's disgusting. 835 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,500 - Makes me sick to my stomach. - Relax! 836 00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:26,790 Ask your friend to stop looking through the window. 837 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,870 I was looking at the stars 838 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,540 and someone opened a shutter in my face. 839 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,710 - I want some, too! - Scusi. 840 00:58:46,620 --> 00:58:48,370 I'll "scusi" him! 841 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,160 Stop it. 842 00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:54,120 - Is it usually like this here? - Not at all. 843 00:58:54,290 --> 00:58:57,910 Not with the gendarmes, but then they were sergeants. 844 00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:00,700 My brother would never do that. 845 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,800 Bernard, now they're snoring. 846 00:59:09,370 --> 00:59:12,450 These wops can't do anything quietly! 847 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,080 Shut up! Shut up! 848 00:59:15,830 --> 00:59:16,830 Scusi. 849 00:59:25,370 --> 00:59:26,660 Good one, Bernard! 850 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,160 Now they're starting up again. 851 00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:32,620 - They're driving me crazy! - Throw water on them! 852 00:59:33,410 --> 00:59:35,870 You're jealous. Italians are good. 853 00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:40,290 They can't do it all night. Let us sleep! 854 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,920 Shut up! 855 00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:44,790 People are trying to sleep! 856 00:59:45,660 --> 00:59:46,660 Stop it! 857 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:15,080 Those bastards wore me out. 858 01:00:19,290 --> 01:00:22,660 - Get a move on, Nathalie! - Where does the trash go? 859 01:00:22,830 --> 01:00:25,120 Just throw it under the bed. 860 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:30,340 - Hurry up! Time to go! - Hey, we're not cattle! 861 01:00:36,330 --> 01:00:38,740 Lay it flat or everything will get wrinkled. 862 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,620 Watch your fingers. 863 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,050 What is it? What's got you so upset? 864 01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:52,120 You knew I had to leave. 865 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,700 I can't get hold of myself. 866 01:00:57,290 --> 01:00:59,830 You have to understand that I'm possessive. 867 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,710 It's all I can do not to collapse. 868 01:01:03,870 --> 01:01:05,740 What would that accomplish? 869 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,080 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 870 01:01:11,330 --> 01:01:13,040 You won't be all alone. 871 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:16,740 Your friends are here, and you're eating with them tonight. 872 01:01:16,910 --> 01:01:19,040 They're nice people. 873 01:01:19,790 --> 01:01:23,290 In small quantities. I don't know what to say to them. 874 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,050 I feel so different. 875 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:28,870 You are different, believe me. 876 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,200 Isn't that why we're together? 877 01:01:34,330 --> 01:01:36,200 - I'm sure. - Here… 878 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,290 A present. 879 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:42,830 Something to remember me by. 880 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,080 - What is it? - A plastic oyster. 881 01:01:46,290 --> 01:01:48,290 It goes "pfff" when you squeeze it. 882 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,090 You'll always make me laugh. 883 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,490 I have to go. 884 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,090 Please, Christiane! 885 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:03,080 - Put on your seatbelt. - Of course. 886 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:09,550 - Want me to push? - Yes, please. 887 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,120 Push, Christiane! 888 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:24,870 Call me when you get back. 889 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,910 I'll try. Push! 890 01:02:29,790 --> 01:02:32,240 - Did you hurt yourself? - No, don't worry. 891 01:02:32,450 --> 01:02:35,410 I can't stop now. I'll write you. 892 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:41,040 Be careful, darling! 893 01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:47,040 - Keeping up? - It's far! 894 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,080 Slow down, I'm not used to it! 895 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,630 Come on, let's go! 896 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,740 I'm sick of skiing. 897 01:03:01,450 --> 01:03:04,290 Are you sure we're in the right place? 898 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,290 I don't recognize it. 899 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,410 If you're scared, don't ski off-trail. 900 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:11,200 We're not the only ones here. 901 01:03:12,950 --> 01:03:14,160 Come on! 902 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,410 Go! 903 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:18,710 Come on! 904 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,910 - I can't continue! - Go sideways. 905 01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:25,200 - Let's go! - I can't do it! 906 01:03:25,370 --> 01:03:29,450 - Let yourself go! - The snow's too soft for me. 907 01:03:29,910 --> 01:03:33,160 - You've done it before. - It's too hard. 908 01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:36,580 - No, it's a cinch! - I'll do it but I'm scared. 909 01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:38,910 She's going fast. 910 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,120 - Go! - She's going fast. 911 01:03:41,330 --> 01:03:43,160 She's going too fast. 912 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,950 Too fast! 913 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:53,330 - Stop faking. - She's really hurt. 914 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:02,460 - Where does it hurt? - My shoulder. 915 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,870 Stop acting. 916 01:04:07,290 --> 01:04:09,120 It hurts! 917 01:04:09,330 --> 01:04:10,790 - A lot? - Yes. 918 01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:12,910 The bone's out of its socket. 919 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,490 I'll put it back in and you'll feel better. 920 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,330 Will it hurt? 921 01:04:18,830 --> 01:04:19,450 No. 922 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:22,120 That's very painful. It happened to my brother. 923 01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:23,870 - Gigi! - Yes? 924 01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,660 Sorry. 925 01:04:26,790 --> 01:04:29,040 When I put the bone in place, I'll say go. 926 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,160 Hit her hard to distract her from the pain. 927 01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:34,620 - Me? - Yes, you saw my nurse do it. 928 01:04:34,790 --> 01:04:36,620 - You'll be fine. - I can do it. 929 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,490 This'll be easy. Watch her arm. 930 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:43,620 It'll be over before you know it. 931 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,450 You'll be fine. 932 01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:49,620 - My head! - I didn't say anything! 933 01:04:49,790 --> 01:04:53,450 - You said to hit her. - I didn't say "go!" 934 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:56,660 - But I thought… - Are you nuts? 935 01:04:56,830 --> 01:04:58,950 Are you stupid or what? 936 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:03,910 Could you do it? Watch me and I'll tell you when. 937 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,670 - Is it over? - No, but soon. 938 01:05:06,830 --> 01:05:08,620 - It hurts. - Don't worry. 939 01:05:08,790 --> 01:05:11,700 Don't move. Get ready, Bernard. It'll take 2 seconds. 940 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,130 - Ready? - Yes. 941 01:05:14,290 --> 01:05:15,410 Here we go. 942 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,500 - Should I go? - No! 943 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,790 You're a monster! 944 01:05:23,950 --> 01:05:26,950 - It was to ease your pain. - You win! 945 01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:31,330 - I didn't want you to suffer. - I'm sick of this! 946 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,460 I'm so sick of this! 947 01:05:34,870 --> 01:05:38,040 - Keeping up, Nathalie? - Leave me the hell alone! 948 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,370 Remind me not to do this again. 949 01:05:44,370 --> 01:05:47,120 - Get up, Nathalie. - I'm exhausted. 950 01:05:47,290 --> 01:05:50,240 Everyone's tired. We'll be back in 15 minutes. 951 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,540 It's been 15 minutes for 2 hours! 952 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,380 There are no landmarks. 953 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,870 - I'm fed up! - Popeye, wait for us! 954 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,870 It's easy, it's downhill. 955 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,790 - Shit! - Wait! 956 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,080 We just took the scenic route, that's all. 957 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:24,750 - What was that? - It happens often in winter. 958 01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:28,450 - It's safe here. - Sure, it's safe. 959 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:31,540 I don't want to continue blind. 960 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,340 It's unfamiliar to me. 961 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,800 Have you ever been here before? 962 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:38,740 It was summer and there were cows everywhere. 963 01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,910 It didn't look the same. 964 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,660 Did you go to the left or the right of the stump? 965 01:06:43,830 --> 01:06:46,290 I made a mistake once before. 966 01:06:46,450 --> 01:06:49,910 I went right instead of left, or the other way around. 967 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,750 - Find it? - We're figuring it out. 968 01:06:52,950 --> 01:06:56,370 You're lying, Jérôme! You don't know where we are! 969 01:06:56,830 --> 01:07:00,660 We're hopelessly lost and we're going to freeze to death. 970 01:07:00,830 --> 01:07:04,580 I'll never see Poopsie again! Are you happy? 971 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:08,000 Calm down, Gigi. 972 01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:10,580 Calm down! 973 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,290 Don't beat each other up. This is all my fault. 974 01:07:18,450 --> 01:07:20,740 What difference does it make, you jerk? 975 01:07:20,910 --> 01:07:22,830 You brought us here. We're in shit, 976 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,800 and all you do is complain about your life. 977 01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:28,870 You're nothing but a lackey to your wife. 978 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,990 Gigi said it, we're all going to die here. 979 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,370 We're in shit because you're a jerk. 980 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:37,040 That's why your wife's cheating on you. 981 01:07:41,620 --> 01:07:44,160 - Sorry, Popeye. - It's all right. 982 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:47,040 And it's true. 983 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,040 Look… 984 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:52,120 We've got it out of our systems. 985 01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:55,160 We can start fresh. 986 01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,950 We'll get out of here one way or another. 987 01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,950 You're a nice guy, Jean-Claude. 988 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,370 It's true. 989 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:04,370 Only you don't attack me. 990 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,080 I'm going to kill you! 991 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:14,040 We're saved. I see Jesus! 992 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,200 - You knew about this altar? - Yeah, Our Lady of the Bush. 993 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:29,240 - Where are we? - The Bush Plateau! 994 01:08:29,410 --> 01:08:31,740 - How do we get down? - Never been here! 995 01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:35,490 You guys go get help. I'm not moving. 996 01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:39,290 I'm tired and my shoulder hurts. Go get a helicopter. 997 01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:42,300 - What should we do? - I'll get a helicopter. 998 01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:45,040 No! What if you have an accident? 999 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,120 - Oh, yeah. - The men will go. 1000 01:08:47,330 --> 01:08:49,580 I'll just hold you up. 1001 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:53,090 One man should stay with the women. 1002 01:08:53,290 --> 01:08:55,740 - I'll stay, too. - No more room. 1003 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,590 - Damn! - Shit! 1004 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,420 Stop, Gilbert! 1005 01:09:09,830 --> 01:09:11,580 Keep your skis up! 1006 01:09:12,330 --> 01:09:14,290 His skis are crossed, it's OK. 1007 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:17,990 You're too slow. Walk up, you're slowing us down. 1008 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,990 Why don't I just keep going like this? 1009 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,080 We'll be late. Take off your boots and walk. 1010 01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,920 You're making us late. 1011 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,540 Nice trip, considering what it costs. 1012 01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:31,120 Let's go! 1013 01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:33,620 Even I ski better than that. 1014 01:09:33,790 --> 01:09:34,830 Yeah, right. 1015 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,300 - Let's keep going. - We'll be there soon. 1016 01:09:46,370 --> 01:09:47,540 Are you OK? 1017 01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:51,740 Hurry, it'll be dark in an hour. 1018 01:09:54,540 --> 01:09:56,040 I'm losing my hat! 1019 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:59,710 If you were on a desert island with a guy like me, 1020 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,620 how long would you hold out? 1021 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:05,120 Depends on what we had to survive. 1022 01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:07,990 That's not what I meant, I was talking about… 1023 01:10:09,370 --> 01:10:11,080 human relations. 1024 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,210 When you're in a cramped place, 1025 01:10:14,370 --> 01:10:17,040 like an elevator… - That reminds me. 1026 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,840 Once I got stuck in an elevator 1027 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,590 with a guy I didn't even know. 1028 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:25,550 It's funny how fast you get ideas. 1029 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:29,420 Yeah, elevators give you ideas, sure, why not. 1030 01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:31,040 - It's normal. - It's normal. 1031 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:34,250 But thinking isn't the same as doing. 1032 01:10:34,410 --> 01:10:36,040 We're not animals. 1033 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,750 No, of course we're not animals. 1034 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,580 This is just hypothetical, 1035 01:10:44,450 --> 01:10:46,910 but let's say we don't get rescued. 1036 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:51,920 Since we'll all get ideas from being in an elevator, 1037 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,700 I think… It'd be a shame 1038 01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:57,910 to die without one last pleasure. 1039 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:01,000 Hang on, Jean-Claude! 1040 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,550 The guy in the elevator turned me on. 1041 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,450 - You can't control it. - No. 1042 01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:08,990 You're right. 1043 01:11:15,450 --> 01:11:17,160 Where are you going? 1044 01:11:17,330 --> 01:11:21,540 I'll walk in a straight line. Either I'll find the lodge 1045 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,500 or fall off a cliff. 1046 01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:27,240 No one will miss me. 'Bye, girls. 1047 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,450 Don't be an idiot. 1048 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,790 Don't take everything literally. 1049 01:11:36,410 --> 01:11:38,290 So you mean that… 1050 01:11:39,410 --> 01:11:43,080 if you were desperate, I might possibly score? 1051 01:11:44,450 --> 01:11:45,620 Yes. 1052 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,590 If there was no other hope. 1053 01:11:48,790 --> 01:11:50,490 We'll wait and see. 1054 01:11:53,790 --> 01:11:56,580 I don't get the feeling they'll be back. 1055 01:12:00,370 --> 01:12:03,450 Another 10 minutes and I'll consider us lost. 1056 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,710 Listen! 1057 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,330 It sounds like an animal breathing. 1058 01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:18,830 A beast! 1059 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,090 - I'm scared! - A beast! 1060 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,460 I'm scared! 1061 01:12:25,290 --> 01:12:27,740 - It's him! - Oh, it's you! 1062 01:12:27,950 --> 01:12:31,870 You can't imagine how happy Gigi and I are to see you. 1063 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:32,990 Right? 1064 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,200 - You consider this a rescue? - Yes! 1065 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,490 Hey, Popeye! 1066 01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:46,330 You said it was straight downhill. 1067 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:49,540 - That's what you said. - I must be wrong again. 1068 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:53,370 Instead of walking up in the snow, 1069 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:56,790 we should climb. I think it's just over there. 1070 01:12:57,660 --> 01:12:58,790 Yeah… 1071 01:12:58,950 --> 01:13:01,830 Climb that? You go ahead, I'm not doing it. 1072 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,370 - You'll pay for this. - It's an easy climb. 1073 01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:09,740 - I'm no mountain climber! - Go! 1074 01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:12,120 - Stop arguing! - Climb! 1075 01:13:12,830 --> 01:13:14,620 There are no handholds. 1076 01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:16,370 - Calm down. - There's nothing to hold onto! 1077 01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:19,790 - Calm down. - I'm calm, there's nothing! 1078 01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:22,240 Calm down, Bernard! I'll help you. 1079 01:13:22,410 --> 01:13:24,790 - Lean on me. - The snow's too soft! 1080 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,340 You'd slip on hard snow, don't complain. 1081 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,450 - You're useless! - Shut up! 1082 01:13:30,620 --> 01:13:31,790 Shut up! 1083 01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:35,080 - Lean on me! - I'm slipping! 1084 01:13:35,290 --> 01:13:36,830 What's going on? 1085 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,950 - Wait! - You gotta pull us up! 1086 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,160 - Pull, Popeye! - I can't! 1087 01:13:42,370 --> 01:13:43,950 You're too heavy! 1088 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,660 - Popeye! - What's taking you? 1089 01:13:47,370 --> 01:13:50,200 Drop whatever you can! The knapsacks! 1090 01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:52,290 Hold tight! 1091 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,040 Wait! 1092 01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:57,620 So? Is that better? 1093 01:13:57,830 --> 01:14:00,160 Better, but I can't keep holding. 1094 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,540 Your boots! 1095 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,990 Look out! I dropped them! 1096 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,540 - Drop your chain. - What? 1097 01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:11,830 - Drop your gold chain! - It weighs nothing! 1098 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,790 He has a thick gold chain that he won't drop. 1099 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:18,300 It's a family heirloom, I can't drop it! 1100 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,420 Drop it! 1101 01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:22,660 - You wanna drop with it? - Did he drop it? 1102 01:14:22,830 --> 01:14:24,740 - Do it! - Did he? 1103 01:14:25,450 --> 01:14:26,700 My chain! 1104 01:14:28,870 --> 01:14:30,200 Now I can do it. 1105 01:14:30,750 --> 01:14:32,090 Hey… 1106 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,800 You should stretch out on that bench and rest a bit. 1107 01:14:36,290 --> 01:14:38,080 If you sleep, you die. 1108 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,660 - Ow, my shoulder! - Sorry. 1109 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:45,840 "Closer to Thee, my Lord…" 1110 01:14:52,330 --> 01:14:53,490 Look! 1111 01:14:55,910 --> 01:14:57,240 Shit! 1112 01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:09,950 You weren't far from the village. 1113 01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:13,950 Barely half a mile. Gotta know the way. 1114 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:19,620 I'll call the presbytery and tell your friends you're here. 1115 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:24,370 Parisians are dogs! 1116 01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:26,200 Go home, kids! 1117 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:30,540 There are animals here. 1118 01:15:30,950 --> 01:15:32,240 Go on! 1119 01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:34,620 This is so pretty! 1120 01:15:35,370 --> 01:15:37,580 Your place has charm! 1121 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,870 We'll just wait for your friends to come and get you. 1122 01:15:48,410 --> 01:15:50,330 They're probably hungry. 1123 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:53,550 Don't go to any trouble. You've been so kind. 1124 01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,200 - I'm starving. - I could eat. 1125 01:15:56,370 --> 01:15:58,330 Just say so! 1126 01:16:01,950 --> 01:16:03,950 Can you smell wood smoke? 1127 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:06,120 Their place is so cute! 1128 01:16:06,540 --> 01:16:09,330 It's so clean, you could eat off the floor. 1129 01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:11,660 They must have mountain ham. 1130 01:16:11,830 --> 01:16:13,580 They kill it themselves. 1131 01:16:13,790 --> 01:16:16,080 I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything. 1132 01:16:16,290 --> 01:16:18,330 Look at this lace! 1133 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,870 Look at how finely this lace is made! 1134 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,490 They have TV! 1135 01:16:29,450 --> 01:16:31,700 It'll be a change from baguettes! 1136 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:35,540 - I made them myself. - They're so round and firm. 1137 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,920 This is a local specialty. 1138 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,210 It's called "foune." 1139 01:16:43,410 --> 01:16:44,700 Foune… 1140 01:16:48,950 --> 01:16:51,620 It's good and ripe. Smell that! 1141 01:16:51,830 --> 01:16:53,910 No, it looks good. 1142 01:16:55,330 --> 01:16:56,990 You'll eat it 1143 01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,660 home-style. Smeared on bread. 1144 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,880 - Thanks. - What's in it? 1145 01:17:04,330 --> 01:17:07,080 It's made from all the cheese left over 1146 01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:08,990 from the year. You stew it 1147 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:13,740 with lard and wood alcohol for 2 or 3 years. 1148 01:17:13,950 --> 01:17:16,450 There's pork rind in it, too. 1149 01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:19,620 Eat it and you'll be a real mountain man! 1150 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,740 Nothing like it for your health. 1151 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:27,660 Delicious! 1152 01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:32,410 You can really taste the lard. 1153 01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:35,990 It's at least 3 years old. It's the good stuff. 1154 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:40,910 What are the white things? 1155 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,660 Those are worms, so you get your meat. 1156 01:17:47,290 --> 01:17:50,540 - I'm vegetarian. - They're tiny, they can't hurt. 1157 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,630 Excuse me! 1158 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,050 Christiane, are you here? 1159 01:18:04,330 --> 01:18:08,080 You stood me up like a piece of garbage. 1160 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,920 - No! - We got held up! 1161 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,910 I really wanted to wait for you. 1162 01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:18,330 I felt so alone, I wanted to kill myself. 1163 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:22,380 So I ate 12 dozen oysters. 1164 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:26,290 Why didn't you wait for me? 1165 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,920 We got lost. We have to go get the others. 1166 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:34,580 - They're on the mountain? - Some peasants picked them up. 1167 01:18:34,790 --> 01:18:37,080 - Consonant. - S. 1168 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,500 - Vowel. - I. 1169 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,250 Mr. Geoffroy? 1170 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:51,790 Sorry, 7. 1171 01:18:51,950 --> 01:18:53,450 - Mrs. Parrion? - Same. 1172 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,990 - "Ambuler." - "Ambuler." 1173 01:18:59,290 --> 01:19:01,120 There was "blumaise," 8 letters. 1174 01:19:01,330 --> 01:19:03,740 Your friends are here. 1175 01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:05,700 - Hello. - Hello. 1176 01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:11,410 - Guys, thanks a lot! - It was nothing. 1177 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:15,450 - You were half a mile away. - You gotta know the mountain. 1178 01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:18,370 - Yeah. - Yeah, gotta know the mountain. 1179 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:21,370 Still we wouldn't be here without you. 1180 01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:23,490 - Take me back. - Sure. 1181 01:19:23,660 --> 01:19:27,160 Thanks for your hospitality. We'll be on our way. 1182 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:29,910 You can't leave without having a drink. 1183 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,330 - No, thanks! - Don't go to any trouble. 1184 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:35,420 - Yes! - We'd love to! 1185 01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:37,660 I'll get the bottle. 1186 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:46,380 That's not very nice. Think what they've done for us. 1187 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,580 It's the least we could do. 1188 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,590 - Did you see what they eat? - It was very good! 1189 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,370 Here it is! 1190 01:20:02,910 --> 01:20:03,910 So… 1191 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:07,080 How do you get the… 1192 01:20:08,950 --> 01:20:11,910 … toad inside the bottle? 1193 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,490 Oh, that. We dry it out so it shrinks 1194 01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:18,410 and fits in, then swells up in the liquid. 1195 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:20,880 Oh, yeah? 1196 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:28,120 Not too much! 1197 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,630 - Here! - Thanks. 1198 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:41,700 Drink it in one shot, 1199 01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,790 or it burns your tongue. 1200 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:51,380 Does you good! 1201 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:52,920 Your turn! 1202 01:20:54,370 --> 01:20:56,040 So… 1203 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,910 To your health… 1204 01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:01,700 Cheers. 1205 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,540 Thanks. 1206 01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:07,330 Good luck, mainly. 1207 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:10,660 The cork popped out. 1208 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,160 Cheers. 1209 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,240 It's strong! 1210 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,830 This'd unclog a toilet! 1211 01:21:40,450 --> 01:21:42,870 It's not a drink for pussies. 1212 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,660 - What the hell is it? - Shallot brandy. 1213 01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:48,700 We add garlic juice. 1214 01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:51,160 Shallots don't cut it. 1215 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,620 Fruity. 1216 01:21:54,830 --> 01:21:56,870 Tasty. It's got a kick. 1217 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:01,410 Damn! 1218 01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:05,410 Give me your address. I'll be in Paris with a girlfriend 1219 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:09,410 for a couple of weeks, and it would help me out. 1220 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,630 - Where we live? - Yeah, your address. 1221 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,550 - It's… 10 Rue Montmartre. - Huh? 1222 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:17,410 10 Rue Montmartre. 1223 01:22:18,290 --> 01:22:19,240 Which district? 1224 01:22:19,410 --> 01:22:20,950 - 12th. - 3rd. 1225 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,660 No, that's the floor. 1226 01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,040 - Phone number? - Not yet. 1227 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,420 - Brand-new building. - Yeah. 1228 01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:29,830 You're not in Meudon anymore? 1229 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,920 No… yes… we're moving in… 1230 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,330 - Just now. - We found 1231 01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:37,910 something brighter and just as big. 1232 01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:40,200 - 'Bye, Bernard. - 'Bye. 1233 01:22:40,370 --> 01:22:42,870 Come back whenever you like. 1234 01:22:45,790 --> 01:22:47,740 I have room for whoever wants a ride. 1235 01:22:47,950 --> 01:22:49,580 Not me, thanks. 1236 01:22:49,790 --> 01:22:51,700 Thanks a lot, Bernard. 1237 01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:54,620 Hey! 'Bye! 1238 01:22:55,450 --> 01:22:57,330 Say hi to him! 1239 01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:00,830 - Hurry, we'll be late! - 'Bye, girl. 1240 01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:05,620 'Bye, have a safe trip and give my love to Marius. 1241 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:07,410 He'll be happy. 1242 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:24,420 - Popeye's nice, but needy! - Good thing 1243 01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:27,200 you gave him the wrong address. 1244 01:23:27,410 --> 01:23:30,370 - He could stay 3 months. - He's a guy 1245 01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:33,660 who's better the less you know him. Popeye… 1246 01:23:34,790 --> 01:23:35,910 Yeah. 1247 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:43,460 Bernard and Nathalie are really generous. 1248 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:45,990 They're always ready to give. 1249 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,120 Did you see how they offered to put me up? 1250 01:23:49,330 --> 01:23:52,330 - Hey, there's Mrs. Schmidt. - Damn! 1251 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,710 Ma'am! 1252 01:23:54,450 --> 01:23:55,790 Ma'am! 1253 01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:58,990 So? 1254 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:36,990 Translation: Julie McPhail TV5 Québec Canada 86848