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All I ever wanted is to be a mother.

And a couple of days ago, my doctor called me and said that my egg count is

So with that bad news, I called my girlfriend. I said, I don't even want to

a birthday party. Cancel it.

And they had this crazy idea in step.

A breeding party instead of a birthday party.

So they're all choosing a guy to bring to see my sperm donut in the hopes that

they're going to get me pregnant.

So tonight's the night.

Honestly, I don't even want a husband or anything like that. I just need someone

to breathe me.

So, here we are, punching holes in condoms, hoping that tonight's going to

the night one of them's going to put a baby in my belly. Oh, wow, that's

perfect. Well, that's what we're here for.

Tonight's going to be life -changing.

Oh, and this is my friend, Elise.

Hey. Oh, hi.

How are you?

Oh, so good to have you here.

Oh, really good to have you here.

Oh, how about we go get some drinks, yeah? Get some drinks.

Let's go.

Come on.

Well, hello.

I'm here for the party.

Hey, how are you? Nice to see you.

Nice to see you as well. Did you extend the leave?

Oh, hello, Elise.

Thank you so much for coming.

Coming to my party.

Thank you so much for coming to my party.

It's great to meet you, Elise.

Did she say that? Come in here.

Hello, ladies and ladies.

The party is live.

I'm going to introduce you to my friend. You're going to love her. Elise, hello.

Hi, hello.

Oh,

okay.

Hello, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, thanks for coming.

Thanks for having me.

Let's get going. Okay.

So, what do you do for work?

I kind of help.

Financing? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. That's all.

Mm -hmm. That sounds very interesting.

I mean, it is.

I mean, I love it.

It's very good.

Mm -hmm.

I really love my job.

Mm -hmm.

Sounds intriguing.

It is. I mean, I just think that... Oh. Oh, yeah.

You're playing...

Let's wipe it all up here.

Are you still hungry? You want some more dip?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Oh, nice.

There it is. Fine. Excellent.

Good occupation to have.

Oh, I love it. It sounds very spiritual.

Nice. I love your glasses.

Oh, thank you. They're, like, really trendy.

Yeah. They're dirty, though. I could probably clean them off for you. Sure,

not? Yeah, thank you very much. Thank you.

My glasses. It's okay.

I'll get them for you. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, I'm sorry.

Where are they?

There you go.

Thank you.

You are a fun one.

I like you.

He's going to be fun tonight.

Oh, yeah. I see some description. Your eyes.

2020 vision? 2020 vision, yeah. That pile on in here? Yeah.

There we go.

I don't trust this broad. Why?

You know, I found these condoms. There's holes in the condoms.

Yeah. I think she wants to get pregnant. I don't know why, but she wants to get

pregnant. Thank you for inviting me.

Oh, I say thank you.

You look great with these nails.

Oh, thank you. You feel really great as well.

And when I walked in, she was touching my dick. Did she touch your dick?

Yeah, she did. Yo, and now look at her. She's touching his dick right now. What

the fuck? I just thought she was looking at me. Do you have any boundaries I

should know about?

No. I don't.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not great.

Look at the balloon. It says green.

Are you putting two and two together?

I don't know. I just don't trust her. That's all I'm saying. I don't want to

fuck her.

I'll fuck her.

What? Okay, I'm a motherfucker too, but what the fuck?

None of your parents or grandparents died young of any kind of injuries that

might have gone down in the family?

No, none of that.

That's just all I have.

So I was actually thinking, maybe you might want to come in the back room with

me? Oh.

Mm -hmm. I've got to tell Peter at least I've got to warn him. No, he wants to

know that she's taking him down. I know, I've got to... Peter, wait.

Wait a second.

What's wrong with it?

She's got a plan to get herself pregnant.

You can't go in there. What?

Yeah, look at this. No, no.

Is that true? It came like this.

All these condoms have holes in them.

Don't believe him. Look at this. It's a moth. The moth? No, this is not a moth.

There's no moths here. Look at that. Look at this.

Look at that.

No, no, no, look. It's already pouring. Oh, my goodness. It's already pouring

out. I don't have to do anything. Look.

Look. Look at this. Oh!

What? What is this?

This is faulty. All of this is faulty. It shouldn't matter to them.

She wants us to go to prison.

Is this true?

I don't... What's going on here, Ruth?

Don't judge me, okay?

Hear me out, okay?

Let me tell you.

Yes, wait.

But ever since I was a little child, I always wanted to be a mum.

I just always imagined myself having a family.

So this week when my doctor told me that I can't eat any eggs left.

This is my last chance. I'm 37, and with the eggs the way they are, this is my

last chance. Last few eggs.

I just need somebody to breathe me.

That's all it is, you know. You can't blame my friends. They were just trying

help and pick out some good stock to breathe me.

But, you know, how could I resist?

You've got speakers, so debonair and charming.

Juan, so sensitive, such a sweet guy.

And you're just cool, you know.

You know, please don't blame him. Please don't blame the girls. They were just

trying to begin my dream.

I understand.

I understand. If you want to go, you know, I'm not any partner at all.

I just, it makes me sad. It's my birthday.

That's a great story, though.

I mean, to be honest, I want to stay.

Really? Yeah.

I'm also with this. I want to stay. I want to stay, too.

Yeah. Can you both come and help me? Absolutely.

If you both stay, I'm going to stay.

Oh, good.

Yay!

May the fastest one win.

Yay!

That was so amazing.

I'm going to find a good one.

Yeah. Ladies, thank you so much, but your work is kind of done. Maybe we

take this to a party before.

Are you sure? You don't want help?

I think the guys have got it from here. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Okay. Three, two, one.

Happy birthday!

It certainly is.

Oh my goodness, I can't believe this is going to happen.

Yeah, I'm really going to breathe you.

Yeah. Oh, I want you to breathe me so bad.

Well, I guess, how should we stop?

Don't worry, we'll take care of that.

Yeah?

Oh.

It's like Christmas

Oh, you guys are taking care of me already.

Thank you.

I was the first one that said I'll stay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

It's so fucking bad. It's so fucking bad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my

God.

This is so fucking hot.

I can see it. I can see it.

Oh, yeah.

Is that cock in your mouth?

I'm gonna fucking put a baby in you.

Oh my

God.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit.

Slowing down. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. More?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Make that dick disappear. Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God. You are so fucking sexy.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my

God.

She's so big. Oh, fuck.

Oh, baby, you should have gone first. It's so big. Oh, my goodness.

Fuck.

Oh, you're so big.

Oh,

I want you to breathe with us. You're not stretching. Fuck.

Give me a seat.

You get the facility.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Leave me! Leave me! Leave me!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I'm going to take you from side to

side.

My fucking pussy's all over the place. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's trying to bite the seal.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes.

Wow,

wow.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Take all those cocks in you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

God.

There you go.

There you go.

That's right.

All those traps inside you.

Yeah.

Trying to make all the...

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

What are you here for?

What are you here for?

Keep going.

Keep going, kid, on this day.

Hey, get over here. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here.

Get over here. Get over here. Get over here.

Get over here.

Get over here.

Oh,

fuck.

Get over here. Get over

here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, let's fucking do it.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

If I make you guys come hard as much as you make me come, I'm gonna have

triplets.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah, pound me. Yeah, pound me. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

There you go. Yeah, she looks that.

That's it.

Come on, let's fucking walk, yeah.

That's it. That's it. Oh, fuck.

Fucking pussy gush. Yeah.

Yeah, that fucking pussy gush. Oh, no. Can you do it again?

That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Shut it, Becky. I need to blow that cup.

Oh,

yeah,

give me all that dick.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I'm going to put my fucking seat so deep inside you.

Fuck, yeah. Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, give it everything you've got.

Oh, yeah,

that's how I want it.

That's how I want it, yes.

That's how she wants it, yeah.

Yeah, give it to her, that's how she wants it.

All that crap inside her, let's go.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Damn. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Happy fucking birthday.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You want some more, huh?

Thanks, man.

Yeah, have some more, please.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, the cum's escaping.

Oh, give me more. Oh, I'm going to put some more.

Give me more. I'm going to put it right on your egg. Oh, that cum. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to suck it in.

Yeah, give me all of it.

Don't waste any.

Three big loads for me.